Tell a sad story using only three words

[Bubba]

No more ketchup

[Fynn]

Nobody will remember

[Karifean]

Dropped my pizza

[Sephiroth]

"Date?"
"Forget it."

[Psychotic]

Bubba's tiny tallywhacker.

[Crop]

Time for work.

[krissy]

final fantasy forums

[Bubba]

Krissy's above post... :(

[Fox]

Pineapple on pizza

[FFNut]

No work today.

[Spuuky]

Lightning Returns Again

[Lyndis Highwind]

The last doughnut.

[Laddy]

I never returned

[theundeadhero]

My mom died.

[Sephiroth]

Stupidity conquers all.

[Squall Leonhart Loire]

This guy sick

[Galuf]

Fleas and Kittens.

[Sephiroth]

Miscontextualised interviews again.

=> Newest interview with Nomura-san about the Compilation and fans not getting what he means, making typical canonicity statements as if they could.

[Bubba]

Bubba's tiny tallywhacker.


tallywhacker

71781

[Cell]

"this is life"

[Old Manus]

Education education education

[Skyblade]

Delayed until 2018.

[Karifean]

When They Cry

[maybee]

Boobs too small.

[Night Fury]

Boobs too small.

^ No such thing.


----

No more cheese

[Psychotic]

Seen at 7:32pm.

[Pike]

Save File Corrupted

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Let's end this.

[krissy]

The dying earth

[Mr. Carnelian]

Wimmy wam-wam wozzle!

[Mr. Carnelian]

Party on, Slurms.

[Mr. Carnelian]

Firefly was cancelled.

[Mr. Carnelian]

Jar-Jar Binks exists.

[Mr. Carnelian]

Celebrity Big Brother.

[Night Fury]

Celebrity Big Brother.

How dare you

[Mr. Carnelian]

Celebrity Big Brother.

How dare you

Carnelian regrets nothing.

[Mirage]

The condom broke.

[Laddy]

I went anyway

[Sephex]

I woke up.

[Sephiroth]

No Nier Automata.

[Vasher]

Jar-Jar Binks exists.

Without Darth Jar-Jar.

[Vasher]

Finished my sandwich.

[Vasher]

1, 2, 3.

71827

[Vasher]

Eyes On Final...

[Bubba]

Celebrity Big Brother.

How dare you

[Colonel Angus]

Roman Reigns Wins

[Rocket Edge]

Ondore lied. Fin ~

[Simona Padmore]

Vacation (holidays, weekend) is over:cry:

[Citizen Bleys]

I was, once.

[Bubba]

I was, once.

You are again.

Some may argue that mine is the sadder story...

[Citizen Bleys]

I was, once.

You are again.

Some may argue that mine is the sadder story...

It's an allusion (https://en.m.wikiquote.org/wiki/Stephen_R._Donaldson)

[Madame Adequate]

Girlfriend refuses anal.

[Pumpkin]

Leaving son again :(

[Slothy]

Roman Reigns Wins

I didn't even start watching any wrestling since about 2001 until a few months back and I already agree.

Trump is President.

[Sephiroth]

E3 was crap.

[Calliope]

Soup as drink.

I believe nothing.

Sunday evening malaise.

[Scotty_ffgamer]

"Please be excited."

[fat_moogle]

Just another day.

[Wolf Kanno]

My dog died

Lightning Returns Again

XV VR Spin-offs

2016 celebrity deaths

[Christmas]

Latest Transformers Movie

[BustaMo]

Friend request rejected.

[Citizen]

Fox canceled Firefly. ​

[99513363]

Save File Corrupted

Out of coffee

/\/\/\/\
Sadly, applies to a lot: Fox canceled _______

[BustaMo]

Grandma's last visit... :(

[Berserker[Red]]

I am hungry!

[Bubba]

I'm an alcoholic.

[qwertysaur]

Encountered fatal error

[fat_moogle]

Big Brother's over :cry:

[Shaymin]

My Cat: Roadkill

"You have bedbugs"

Final Fantasy 12

[Laddy]

You'll be disappointed

[Doomie]

Cornell and Bennington :(

And Robin Williams :( :( :(

[BustaMo]

Kim Kardashian's here