View Full Version : You're on death row! What's your last meal?

04-07-2017, 05:41 PM
I think mine would be chicken tikka masala so spicy I'd be crying, all different kinds of sushi, and a Rooster Booster from Quik Trip.


04-07-2017, 05:45 PM
Just one last taste of my mom's tacos.

shut up.

Colonel Angus
04-08-2017, 02:22 AM
That chicken & rice thing were they use the cream of chicken soup.

04-08-2017, 03:23 AM
Probably a selection of creamery brie and berries served alongside some nice medium rare and heavily spiced steak and scalloped potatoes. A tall glass of chilled cola without ice to drink.

04-08-2017, 05:31 PM
If electric chair... Popcorn unpopped just to give the people watching a show!

Seriously though I'd want a pitcher of a nice Amber Ale, and a giant plate of chicken wings. That or a top cut steak.

Madame Adequate
04-08-2017, 06:38 PM
Human flesh. I mean if I'm gonna fry anyway, might as well make sure I deserve it.

04-08-2017, 08:28 PM
Pizza and ice cream which tbh is what I eat every day anyway

Lyndis Highwind
04-08-2017, 08:30 PM
Some quality fried chicken with potato wedges. After that some yummy dessert like cinnamon rolls. That's like my ultimate comfort food.

Citizen Bleys
04-09-2017, 02:28 PM

04-09-2017, 04:33 PM
Human flesh. I mean if I'm gonna fry anyway, might as well make sure I deserve it.

tbh you deserve it now, dunno what they're waiting for

04-09-2017, 07:29 PM
The flesh of my executioner.

Squall Leonhart Loire
04-09-2017, 08:28 PM
Kofta Curry

04-09-2017, 08:52 PM
This one.


Mr. Carnelian
04-10-2017, 12:55 AM
It would have to be some kind of platter, with small versions of several different meals. Or like a huge buffet, spread out over two or three days. No way I could just pick one thing for my last meal, too much good food out there. Definitely a chocolate fountain for dessert though. With strawberries.

04-10-2017, 04:25 AM
Always wanted to eat a whoooole chocolate mud cake if it was my last day on earth so that one.

04-29-2017, 08:51 PM
An industrial farm's worth of extra crispy fried chicken, a side of fries that are almost more salt and fat than potato, a strawberry and watermelon cocktail to drink, and for dessert, a stack of assorted luxury chocolate boxes.

This thread is making me really hungry. BRB, getting sent to death row.

Rocket Edge
05-05-2017, 03:00 PM
Heroin (might as well)

Old Manus
05-05-2017, 10:05 PM
Whatever cocktail of drugs are needed to neutralise the lethal injection

05-07-2017, 11:01 PM
Whatever cocktail of drugs are needed to neutralise the lethal injection

Too bad you're going to the chair!

I'd probably go in for something like a steak tbh. That or fish and chips. To be honest I'd be more curious about "If you're going to be executed but you get to choose the method of your death, what would you choose?" for me I would probably go for firing squad. Least it'd be over quick.

05-09-2017, 08:17 AM
Steak and baked potato with sour cream and cheese :lol:

05-09-2017, 11:14 AM
Yeah, honest answer... it'd have to be a huge fillet steak with chips and pepper sauce. Medium rare. Oh yes.

05-10-2017, 07:46 PM
Snake salad with chicken feet croutons.

05-10-2017, 10:08 PM
Meat feast pizza. Stuffed crust. Preferably in some big greasy Glasweigan munchie box so it has lots of other nice stuff with it and I maybe die of a heart attack and not give them the pleasure!

05-17-2017, 01:36 PM
Panda Express!

Darth Ganon
05-19-2017, 04:33 AM
I am well prepared for this thread because I've made it before on other forums.

Extra large Round Table pepperoni pizza
2 pound box of See's Candies raspberry cream candies
A dozen donuts or a large box of powdered donut holes
12 pack of Dr. Pepper
A gallon of milk and chocolate syrup

Early in the day, too, so I can get through most of it. And with luck maybe it would kill me before they can throw the switch.

05-19-2017, 04:34 PM
My final word would be "darn just one more page and I wouldve finished this book"

But srsly. I wouldnt have the appatite to eat then lol.

I guess id attempt though. Hmm.. wish I could eat more but yeah fuck it. My dads pasta is the best food ever. So yeah!

05-20-2017, 12:46 AM
A bottle of bleach and a bottle of ammonia served in a locked cell fitting as many guards who harassed me as possible.

Darth Ganon
05-20-2017, 05:10 AM
I just remembered an episode of King of the Hill where the neighbors were discussing this same topic. They go ahead and prepare all of their "last meals," but they begin freaking out and can't eat for fear of tempting fate.