Kill/Smurf/Marry

[Jinx]

:D Answer, then post one for the next person!

Quina [FFIX]/Gogo [FFVI]/That dude with the drum on his gut [FFX-2]

[Squall Leonhart Loire]

Kill Tifa
Smurf Yuna
Marry Rinoa :D

[Jinx]

Kill Tifa
Smurf Yuna
Marry Rinoa :D

that wasn't the question and if i were a mod i'd ban you for this post

[Psychotic]

Kill Tifa
Smurf Yuna
Marry Rinoa :D
that wasn't the question and if i were a mod i'd ban you for this postDon't tempt me.
:D Answer, then post one for the next person!

Quina [FFIX]/Gogo [FFVI]/That dude with the drum on his gut [FFX-2]Quina would be a definite fuck, with that tongue it will probably have great moves. Marry drumbelly, he has a career and can provide for us. Sorry Gogo.

Hippaul, That guy who follows you around the Desert Prison in FFVII saying "Ha ha ha" and Red XIII.

[Squall Leonhart Loire]

Kill Tifa
Smurf Yuna
Marry Rinoa :D

that wasn't the question and if i were a mod i'd ban you for this post'Twas the question?

[Jinx]

Marry Hippaul. His family runs a successful business, so I could gold dig. Also he owns some sweet ass Tetra Master cards.

smurf Red XIII. Hojo thinks it's possible, and I do love a red head.

Kill Prison Dude, I don't like creeps. For all I know that's why he's there!


Seymour [FFX], Sephiroth [FFVII], Kuja [FFIX]

[Squall Leonhart Loire]

Marry Hippaul. His family runs a successful business, so I could gold dig. Also he owns some sweet ass Tetra Master cards.

smurf Red XIII. Hojo thinks it's possible, and I do love a red head.

Kill Prison Dude, I don't like creeps. For all I know that's why he's there!


Seymour [FFX], Sephiroth [FFVII], Kuja [FFIX]
:(

[Mirage]

The real question is why this is the thing people say instead of "bed, wed, behead"

[Formalhaut]

I thought this was a modern slang Henry VIII thread, tbh.

[Sephiroth]

M
Seymour [FFX], Sephiroth [FFVII], Kuja [FFIX]


Great, my three favourite villains and I have to kill one and be gay for the other two.

You know what, who cares?

Kill - Sephiroth. Why? Because he is the only one of the thread who can bring himself back alive, other than Seymour who is effectively undead. Take that, system!
Smurf - Kuja. He is pretty much a girl anyway.
Take that, system!
Marry - Seymour, I bet I war Yuna's dress better than her.
Take that -

... what the hell just happened.

Queen Brahne, Don Corneo, Aniki (Brother)

[Laddy]

Smurf: Don Corneo. Maybe he's experienced?
Marry: Brahne. Then I get her assassinated and assume the throne!
Kill: Brother. He's annoying and creepy.

[Pumpkin]

You need to list 3 more people, Laddy!

[Laddy]

Beatrix, Leo, Cecil. Knights!!

[Sephiroth]

Kill: Leo
Smurf: Beatrix. The only actual choice of the three that is true.
Marry: Cecil.

Dr. Hojo - Dr. Cidolfus Demen Bunansa - Ardyn Izunia

[Colonel Angus]

Marry Hojo
Smurf Bunansa
Kill Izunia

Gilgamesh, Reuben (FFMQ), Edward (FFIV)

[fire_of_avalon]

I'm gonna Smurf Gilgamesh because then I get to be part of a legend. I'm gonna marry Edward because then I get to help run a desert kingdom. I'm gonna kill Reuben because he doesn't share his sandwich (and also I never played that game.)

Fighter, Monk, Red Mage.

[Colonel Angus]

Marry Red, Smurf Monk, Kill Fighter

Maechen, Oaka XXIII, The "Stay away from the summoner!" Lady

[Jinx]

Marry Oaka, got a business, is sweet, I like his accent.

smurf Old Lady, she's feisty.

Kill Maechen, good Yevon, he's dull.

Hojo, Palmer, Heidegger.

[Formalhaut]

Pffft all of them kill.

What? Not allowed. Okay.

Kill - Hojo
Smurf - Heidegger
Marry - Palmer

Hojo is just an evil scientist, so he cannot be trusted. Plus he's evil. Heidegger is a creep, but I guess I could just gag him during sex to avoid listening to his laughing. Palmer is unassuming enough to marry and take his money. But ugh. Yeah, all of them are bleh.

Right, Battle of the Ice Queens:

Celes (FFVI), Lightning (FFXIII) and Lulu (FFX)

[Sephiroth]

K - Lulu
M - Lightning
Instantly.
S - Celes
Would go to Lightning but if I really must choose between marrying and the other thing, then this.

Gestahl, Vayne, Iedolas.

[Wolf Kanno]

I'd do the dirty deed with Vayne because, well I don't think it's hard to imagine.

I would marry Gestalh so I could get my hands on all that sweet Magitek knowledge in our eventually messy divorce, he gets to keep Kefka but I'm definitely going to fight to keep Celes and Leo among the kids.

I would kill Iedolas because it's not like anyone would notice...

Umaro, Boko, and Red XIII

[Fynn]

Smurf Umaro, I guess, due to all that stamina.

Marry Red XIII because he feels kind of responsible enough, out of the three.

Kill Boko. Nothing personal. It's just the only option left.

Now: Vossler, Ignis, Y'shtola

[Bubba]

Smurf Vossler because he's a handsome bastard.

Kill Ignis because his voice irritated the crap out of me.

Marry Y'shtola because we can do it every day and she can whip me lots with that tail... every day.

Shiva, Ifrit & Doomtrain

[Yubel-Lover]

Smurf Vossler because he's a handsome bastard.

Kill Ignis because his voice irritated the crap out of me.

Marry Y'shtola because we can do it every day and she can whip me lots with that tail... every day.

Shiva, Ifrit & Doomtrain

Marry Doomtrain. I mean it's a train, I can make some money with it lol
Smurf Shiva. Do I need to explain why?
Kill Ifrit. Sorry man, too hot for my taste

Bahamut, Strago, Zemus

[Laddy]

Marry Zemus. Power, baby!
Smurf Bahamut. I'm a dragon fucker.
Kill Strago. Oldies aren't my thing.

Tall and honorable furred people! Fran, Freya, Kimahri.

[Jinx]

Fuck Kimahri, THOSE MUSCLES THO
Marry Freya, she's amazing
Kill Fran, meh, I don't get the appeal

Yuffie, Selphie, Rikku...annoying girls :D

[Sephiroth]

S - Yuffie. She is the only legal one because she is 18 in AC and 19 in DoC.
M - Rikku - but she should change her clothes. I don't like a bikini and scarf.
K - Selphie. Not that I want.

Mog VI, Mog IX, Mog XIII-2.

Oh yes, I did it.

[Formalhaut]

Assuming that they've all aged up enough to not make any of this weird:

Kill - Yuffie
Smurf - Selphie
Marry - Rikku

I actually like Yuffie, but even I know she's annoying and likely to steal from me, so with the lack of an 'avoid' option, she's dead. Selphie... well I haven't actually played FFVIII yet, but she seems nice? And Rikku I'd marry because she's friendly, fun, and a mechanical genius.

EDIT: Fine, I'll do double duty:

Kill - FFIX Mog
Smurf - FFVI Mog
Marry - FFXIII-2 Mog

Where do I even start? I don't know FFIX Mog, so they're dead. FFVI Mog seems fun, but I spent most time with FFXIII-2 Mog. He's nice, and if I ever start to be annoyed by him I could just tell him to turn into a table or something.

Right, next up, the roguish types!

Irvine (FFVIII), Balthier (FFXII) and Locke (FFVI)

[Jinx]

(OOC: Tbh, FFX Rikku has one of the best outfits in the series. Way better hair too. And isn't an idiot. FFX Rikku > FFX-2 Rikku in every way.)

[Shiva95]

Kill - Irvine
Smurf - Balthier
Marry - Locke

Noctis, Cloud, Tidus

[Mr. Carnelian]

Kill Tidus.
Probably wouldn't stick anyway, what with him being a dream or whatevs. Plus, he is by far the most annoying of the three.

Marry Cloud.
Assuming it's his "true" personality.

Smurf Noctis.
Don't really know anything about him. Kind of cute, though.

Battle of the "old" guys: Auron, Sazh, Cyan

[Pumpkin]

Marry - Cyan, he's a good dude, takes care of his family, wouldn't worry about him cheating

Smurf: Sazh, I guess just because I don't want to marry or kill him

Kill: Auron. I just don't like him as much as the other two, sorry Auron

Next three: Yuna, Garnet, Rinoa

[Wolf Kanno]

Marry: Rinoa, she seems to have the most agreeable personality for me out of the three.

Smurf: Garnet, though the SD art style will certainly make it weird...

Kill: Yuna, no surprise from anyone who knows me, I never liked Yuna, so I'll gladly take her out.

Sabin, Gabranth, Palom.