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Bubba
07-30-2017, 01:57 PM
Give me your reasons! :D

LunarWeaver
07-30-2017, 02:14 PM
A bacon cheeseburger. If I'm going to be eaten and die, I'm gonna go down as fucking delicious.

Darth Ganon
07-31-2017, 07:20 AM
Peanut butter and jelly because I haven't been on a school campus in years.

Berserker[Red]
07-31-2017, 10:29 AM
This one : 73298

Because I'm a simple man.

BustaMo
08-04-2017, 02:43 AM
Ice Cream sandwich, to cool you down on a hot day, or to melt in your pocket/purse if you forget to eat me. :(

Jinx
08-04-2017, 02:04 PM
Something with a shit ton of cured meats but with strange ass shit like, I dunno, anchovies and artichoke hearts and bamboo shoots. Because I am very salt, weird, and no one likes me.

Fynn
08-04-2017, 02:40 PM
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-05/22/8/campaign_images/webdr06/gordon-ramsay-called-someone-an-idiot-sandwich-an-2-2831-1432296359-9_dblbig.jpg

Psychotic
08-04-2017, 03:54 PM
One of those weird long sub sandwiches that I'm not convinced anybody really eats (who enjoys that much bread) because I'm overcompensating.

Jinx
08-04-2017, 04:08 PM
One of those weird long sub sandwiches that I'm not convinced anybody really eats (who enjoys that much bread) because I'm overcompensating.

like a 6 foot sub?

Bubba
08-04-2017, 04:23 PM
I would be a triple-fried egg sandwich with chilli sauce and chutney.

It's a state-of-the-art sarnie

Jinx
08-04-2017, 04:25 PM
I would be a triple-fried egg sandwich with chilli sauce and chutney.

It's a state-of-the-art sarnie

but you said mutton in the other thread

Bubba
08-04-2017, 04:26 PM
I would be a triple-fried egg sandwich with chilli sauce and chutney.

It's a state-of-the-art sarnie

but you said mutton in the other thread

I know, I wasn't talking about a sandwich.

Vasher
08-30-2017, 02:22 PM
Funny that this came up...

I never (almost never) buy/make a sandwich, but ~about a week ago, while in the shower, I decided that "I need a damn sandwich". I've been picking up a sub every day since then.

So, I'd be a "Jersey Mike's" giant Turkey (w/ double meet), provolone, on white, lettuce, tomato, pepperoncinis, oil, vinager, salt, pepper, and spices.

We are what we eat, right?

I kinda burned that one out. I think that next week I'll be a "Whole Foods" Pepper Jack Chicken on rosemary focaccia, with bacon, and avocado. My mouth is watering just thinking about "me".

Bubba
08-30-2017, 04:48 PM
I would be a triple-fried egg sandwich with chilli sauce and chutney.

It's a state-of-the-art sarnie

It's the state of the floor I'm worried about.

73981

Bubba
08-30-2017, 04:49 PM
I literally only made this thread so somebody would finish my joke.

The fact that I had to do it myself is very depressing...

Jinx
08-30-2017, 05:06 PM
I don't get the joke.

Old Manus
08-30-2017, 05:11 PM
Jill

Mr. Carnelian
08-30-2017, 06:02 PM
Seeing this thread reminded me of something, and now I'm feeling all nostalgic. When I was younger, we'd go to the Portsmouth Historic Dockyards most times we visited my Nan and Grandad's. There was this cafe there where you could get custom sandwiches, i.e there was a list of ingredients and you could pick which ingredients went in your sandwich, the more ingredients the higher the cost. I don't know what was going through my head the first time we had lunch there, but I asked for a pineapple sandwich. Just pineapple, bread and butter. And it was really nice! After that, I'd have a pineapple sandwich every time we had lunch there.

So, my answer is: a pineapple sandwich.

Sephex
08-30-2017, 06:30 PM
It doesn't matter as long as some eats me just for a lame pun.

maybee
08-31-2017, 03:08 PM
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-05/22/8/campaign_images/webdr06/gordon-ramsay-called-someone-an-idiot-sandwich-an-2-2831-1432296359-9_dblbig.jpg


Same.

Del Murder
08-31-2017, 08:49 PM
I would be the ultimate sandwich.

Bubba
09-01-2017, 12:26 PM
I don't get the joke.

Lister and Rimmer are in their quarters on board Red Dwarf. The are speaking to Holly, the onboard ship computer.

Lister: "Holly, can you make us a triple-fried egg sandwich with chilli sauce and chutney?"
Holly: "You what?"
Lister: "It's a state-of-the-art sarnie"
Holly: "It's the state of the floor I'm worried about"

Why do none of you nerds watch Red Dwarf?

:colbert:

Mr. Carnelian
09-01-2017, 01:30 PM
Why do none of you nerds watch Red Dwarf?

:colbert:

I got that the joke was from Red Dwarf, but I only came in after that joke had already dropped like a pancake formerly stuck to the ceiling. Just felt cruel to scrape it up off the floor. :shrug:

Jinx
09-01-2017, 04:22 PM
I don't get the joke.

Lister and Rimmer are in their quarters on board Red Dwarf. The are speaking to Holly, the onboard ship computer.

Lister: "Holly, can you make us a triple-fried egg sandwich with chilli sauce and chutney?"
Holly: "You what?"
Lister: "It's a state-of-the-art sarnie"
Holly: "It's the state of the floor I'm worried about"

Why do none of you nerds watch Red Dwarf?

:colbert:

I still don't get it? What does a sandwich have to do with the floor? Is she implying it will get them the shits and they won't be able to control their bowels and will miss the toilet and shit all over the floor?

FFNut
09-01-2017, 04:28 PM
From Subway a BMT. Just thick and meaty

Bubba
09-01-2017, 04:33 PM
The sandwich is "state-of-the-art" as in a modern interpretation of items between bread. Holly is worried about the "state of the floor" as this concoction is messy due to it containing three eggs, chilli sauce & chutney.

Just forget it. This whole joke set-up was the biggest waste of time since they decided to make Speed 2: Cruise Control.

Jinx
09-01-2017, 04:41 PM
i like my interpretation better

Psychotic
09-01-2017, 08:51 PM
The sandwich is "state-of-the-art" as in a modern interpretation of items between bread. Holly is worried about the "state of the floor" as this concoction is messy due to it containing three eggs, chilli sauce & chutney.

Just forget it. This whole joke set-up was the biggest waste of time since they decided to make Speed 2: Cruise Control.I always assumed Holly meant if the sandwich was puked up myself :shobon:

Shauna
09-02-2017, 12:02 AM
Yeah me too. Bubba you cray-cray.

Laddy
09-02-2017, 04:32 AM
Hmmm

Pretzel Bun, Grilled Chicken, Red Onion, Romaine Lettuce, Red Pepper, Spicy Caesar Dressing, Harvati & Swiss Cheese, all seated in Butter!!

Bubba
09-02-2017, 06:46 PM
I still don't get it? What does a sandwich have to do with the floor? Is she implying it will get them the trouts and they won't be able to control their bowels and will miss the toilet and trout all over the floor?


[I always assumed Holly meant if the sandwich was puked up myself :shobon:


Yeah me too. Bubba you cray-cray.

What?! It's just a messy sandwich. Why would they immediately throw up or lose control of their bowels. If they felt sick, surely they'd have time to get to the toilet?

Chibi Youkai
09-05-2017, 01:46 AM
Yakisoba sandwich. Because what's better than Japanese junkfood?

Uh, serious answer? No idea. Probably something with turkey in it.