What headline do you want to wake up to tomorrow?

[Bubba]

Go

[Psychotic]

"We're finally going to shut the fuck up about Brexit".

[Chibi Youkai]

'An virulent case of rational thought has broken out amongst world leaders'

[Darth Ganon]

"It was all a dream. Real life begins now."


"Entire World Destroyed! Human Life Eradicated! See What Happened Next!'

STOP CLICKBAIT!

[KleinerKiller]

"'Got A Little Carried Away', Kojima Says: All Terrifying World Events Since 2014 Were Just Elaborate Viral Marketing For Silent Hills"

[Scotty_ffgamer]

"Puppies."

[Rez09]

"Human brain successfully transplanted into a jar and able to communicate via terminal."

[Psychotic]

STOP CLICKBAIT!Obviously not.

[Darth Ganon]

STOP CLICKBAIT!Obviously not.

Damn it I so badly didn't want to click that, but had to anyway. I could have just quoted it to see it, though.

[Iceglow]

"Londoner wins £168m Euro Millions draw, says will never work again unless it is to become Iron Man"

Sums it up. I would really love having that kind of money to spare right now

[Sephex]

"World Finally Chills The smurf Out! Everyone Just Sort Of Sits Around The Table And Just, trout Man, Relaxes For A Change!"