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Freya
01-09-2018, 03:28 PM
Well?

:chocobo:

Fynn
01-09-2018, 03:29 PM
Dirty things

FFNut
01-09-2018, 03:44 PM
As a capitalist if I am given lemons I sell lemonade.

Del Murder
01-09-2018, 05:24 PM
Squeeze them over my lobster paella.

Psychotic
01-09-2018, 05:31 PM
Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Psychotic lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my Cid's Knights to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Freya
01-09-2018, 06:52 PM
Why is life giving out lemons anyway?

fat_moogle
01-09-2018, 09:50 PM
Squirt the juice in thine enemies eyes.

Galuf
01-09-2018, 10:14 PM
fling them near cats so they get curios and thent ehy will sniff it and they dont liek the smell so they run away but too abd they ran away into my trap its called THE KITTEN PETTING ZOOOOO

Lover of Kh
01-10-2018, 09:07 PM
Run the hell away because life DOESN'T HAVE HANDS! :ohdear:

Levian
01-12-2018, 12:11 PM
My inventory is full.

Karifean
01-12-2018, 01:15 PM
Eat them and savor the feeling... so I can understand the people that are constantly bombarded with lemons just a little better.

Fynn
01-12-2018, 01:27 PM
Eat them and savor the feeling... so I can understand the people that are constantly bombarded with lemons just a little better.

You sick fuck

Cell
01-13-2018, 09:44 AM
get some scampi on the go

Chibi Youkai
01-14-2018, 02:53 AM
Make slushies. Or shaved ice.

Laddy
01-16-2018, 01:50 AM
They're surprisingly effective at cleaning kitchen sinks!!

Darth Ganon
01-17-2018, 05:38 AM
Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Psychotic lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my Cid's Knights to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

He says what we're all thinking!

Mr. Carnelian
03-11-2019, 11:18 PM
Make lemonade

:doublecolbert::doublecolbert::doublecolbert:

Bubba
03-12-2019, 07:52 AM
Well pancake day was last week so I would be highly critical of Life for having such bad timing.

Iceglow
03-13-2019, 10:17 PM
When life hands you lemons, every day is pancake day.

Loony BoB
03-19-2019, 09:19 AM
I think "Oh hey I'll use those" and put them aside. In the end, I may use one or two, probably for lemon juice to put on crepes. But more than likely they'll go to waste. I don't really use lemons much. I might put a slice in a drink to feel fancy but really it just means I have an annoying slice of lemon in my drink.

RedPrince
04-17-2019, 07:19 AM
Making juice for bbq meat

Jiro
04-23-2019, 03:01 PM
I like to eat the slices of lemon you get with meals just on their own. A little bit of extra zest in your life can go a long way! But in the metaphorical sense, I am that why-can't-I-hold-all-these-limes guy except they're lemons and I'm being crushed to death with them. Too many lemons, thank you.

Night Fury
04-23-2019, 03:47 PM
I yeeted one at Ariana Grande

Darkhero
04-24-2019, 07:55 PM
Throw them at people?

escobert
06-06-2019, 01:22 AM
Why is life giving out lemons anyway?






They were all out of Limes.

Christmas
06-30-2019, 02:12 PM
I dun have a life! :(