Stick your fork in me...

[Bubba]

When you pop a ready meal into the microwave... and the instructions ask you to “pierce film several times”... how many times do you actually pierce it?

Have you ever thought that your piercing could be inadequate or indeed... excessive??

Come on, make me feel less weird.

[Sephex]

I poke it a couple of times with a gleeful smile while Don't Fear the Reaper is playing at a moderate volume.

[Iceglow]

I tend to go full ham and let rip like a psychopathic murdering bastard. Using the sharpest knife I have.

Not really, I tend to actually stab it like 6 times, maybe more, depends on the size of the package

[Noct]

I name it Count Rugen and introduce myself as Inigo Montoya.

[Shauna]

Depends on the size of the package...

[FFNut]

I don’t buy those kinds of meals but I do use lots of plastic wrap. Once you poke through that’s all you need.

[Mr Gashtacular]

"several" is like 3-7 not 6-10 you weird weird man

[Chibi Youkai]

I usually just pull a corner up, unless work has been a pain, and I feel like stabbing something. Then, multiple times.

[Darth Ganon]

I normally use a sharp knife for many tiny holes. That way it's not shredded, but plenty of venting.

[Mr. Carnelian]

I stab it slowly and methodically twelve times whilst saying how much I hate it, Murder on the Orient Express style.

[Fynn]

I’ve never used a microwave

[Psychotic]

I try to cover a good portion of it, but it depends on if the sauce is on the lid. I don't pierce where there's sauce. Do you want to get sauce on you? Because that's how you get sauce on you.
I’ve never used a microwaveWHAT

[Fynn]

I just make all my food in the oven or on the stove. That’s what I have them for.

[Bubba]

I’ve never used a microwave

What, really? Do you own a microwave?

[Fynn]

Nope. Never saw the point. If I reheat stuff, the oven does the job, and I don’t buy pre-made stuff that goes in the microwave either so yeah.

[Mr. Carnelian]

Nope. Never saw the point. If I reheat stuff, the oven does the job, and I don’t buy pre-made stuff that goes in the microwave either so yeah.

Confirmed: Fynn is a time-traveller from the past.

[Fynn]

No I just prefer to make my own food from scratch. Microwaves are icky.

[Mr. Carnelian]

No I just prefer to make my own food from scratch. Microwaves are icky.

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/howto/guide/how-cook-microwave

You can use microwaves for cooking, too! And they're so simple and convenient. Don't be a snob.

[Fynn]

I’m not being a snob for expressing a preference. You’re being very rude.

[Chibi Youkai]

I think it's pretty impressive you have the patience to cook every night. I love cooking, but come home from work so tired a lot that all I want to do is nuke something and curl up with a book.

[Fynn]

You get used to it

[Formalhaut]

I don't actually have microwave meals that often, but I admit microwaves are super useful for reheating food. Hell I even use them for baking. Heating butter and chocolate together in a bowl is so much easier using a microwave on short blasts than waiting so much longer on a hob to heat it.

I'm not sure what you meant by icky, though Fynn. What's icky about using a microwave?

[Foo]

I don't actually have microwave meals that often, but I admit microwaves are super useful for reheating food. Hell I even use them for baking. Heating butter and chocolate together in a bowl is so much easier using a microwave on short blasts than waiting so much longer on a hob to heat it.

I'm not sure what you meant by icky, though Fynn. What's icky about using a microwave?

Nothing, Fynn is just larping that it isn't strange not to own a microwave in 2018. If nothing else just for reheating some meals. Although I will admit, depending on what you're reheating the oven can do a better job.

But I don't always have 30 mins to preheat / cook my leftover pizza at 2:30 in the morning.

[Fynn]

I have never had a situation in my life where I thought to myself “damn I really wish I had a microwave right now”

Like cool, of course stuff is for everyone. But I don’t think I’m particularly old fashioned for not having a microwave. I just never had the need for one in any capacity whatsoever. Nor am I criticizing anyone for having one. And I’m still a bit salty for being called a snob for that :mad2:

[Psychotic]

I have never had a situation in my life where I thought to myself “damn I really wish I had a microwave right now”
fynn unless you have a microwave right now i'm going to change your user name to Spatchcock McGraw.

[Foo]

I have never had a situation in my life where I thought to myself “damn I really wish I had a microwave right now”
fynn unless you have a microwave right now i'm going to change your user name to Spatchcock McGraw.

How about "Stovey McOven" ?

[Fynn]

You guys are complete dicks. And that’s downright sadistic of you, Psy. You know I can’t even afford a baby bed for my baby.

[Formalhaut]

I'm sorry Fynn :(

Besides, that's not even snobby. Not really. Snobby is owning an aga (https://twitter.com/floras_aga?lang=en-gb).

[FFNut]

I never owned a microwave for the longest time ever when I lived alone either. Those meals are trout and though my wife has one now, I prefer using a toaster oven or a stove top to cook and reheat things too. I just use the microwave if I’m in a hurry now.

[Psychotic]

You guys are complete dicks. And that’s downright sadistic of you, Psy. You think I take pleasure in this? I look at you, all microwaveless, and my heart breaks. But sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind. You've felt it, haven't you? All your life it feels as though something is missing, like you're not really whole. You're so close to it, like it's just around the next corner, but somehow you never quite get there.

Well, what if what's missing is a microwave?! What if all you need to attain spiritual fulfilment with your life is to listen to the soothing hum of radiation heating up your food? Dare to dream, Fynn.

[Fynn]

No. Ew.

[Psychotic]

Would you ever consider selling me your soul for a microwave?

[Fynn]

I kinda need it. What would you even do with it?

[Psychotic]

HMwYay5UGy0

[Bubba]

Fun fact: I sold my soul to Lee Rogers when I was eight for a packet of jaw breakers.

[Mr. Carnelian]

Didn't mean to upset you, Fynn, sorry! I was just teasing.

If you don't need a microwave, then you don't need one. If you ever do need one, good news is you can get one for about 20 quid.

[Psychotic]

No no no. Never back down, never apologise. Not for something like this. Fynn needs a microwave and we're going to make his life hell until he gets one.

[Fynn]

There there, sweetie. It’s okay. Shhh

[Mr. Carnelian]

No no no. Never back down, never apologise. Not for something like this. Fynn needs a microwave and we're going to make his life hell until he gets one.

In that case... Fynn, you are a devil-spawn for not having a microwave. Grrrrr.

[Fynn]

I still find it hilariously ironic that I’m being called a snob for choosing not to have a microwave by someone who thinks literature peaked in the 19th century.

[Foo]

get on my level!

75269

[Bubba]

There are 32 microwaves in that picture. You could literally open the world’s first extremely-fast-food restaurant with all that power.

[Fynn]

Dream bigger. You could build a Large Hadron Collider.

[Mr Gashtacular]

i cant believe that dude thinks fynn is a snob for calling you all out on being lazy idiots who dont know how to cook lmao


altho fynn did call microwaves icky which implies a certain snobbishness towards microwaves...at least thats what i think made the british people so upset hahaha



but dw fynn i have ur back, youre better than these oafs

[Mr. Carnelian]

I opened a can of worms I really didn't intent to! Sorry. :(

[Fynn]

Its too late, Carny. You have ruined everything forever. You must now but forty thousand microwaves to create a mini black hole and erase yourself from existence. Only then will the dates be appeased.

[Foo]

i cant believe that dude thinks fynn is a snob for calling you all out on being lazy idiots who dont know how to cook lmao


altho fynn did call microwaves icky which implies a certain snobbishness towards microwaves...at least thats what i think made the british people so upset hahaha



but dw fynn i have ur back, youre better than these oafs

:monocle:

Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft knob. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ur ina proper mess knob.

[Scotty_ffgamer]

I pretty much never do those microwaveable meals, but I usually just take the top off completely or cut slits into the plastic with a knife. I prefer reheating stuff on the stove, but I usually reheat in the microwave lately since it is faster.