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Jinx
09-20-2018, 06:26 PM
He's masturbating, right?
Psychotic
09-20-2018, 06:57 PM
This is a subject for debate?
Jinx
09-20-2018, 06:59 PM
no i just want confirmation for my erotic fanfiction
Psychotic
09-20-2018, 07:05 PM
Give me a quick plot summary for context please.
Jinx
09-20-2018, 07:16 PM
he masturbates looking at the reactor and offers to let cloud share his special space and cloud says "huh you wanna see a big piece of machinery thta will make your hoo hoo go wild" and the guy says yeah so he's like "okay here goes" and he goes "yeah i'm waiting" and then he's like "okay here it is" and then he pulls out his big machinery and it's a penis but it has the shinra logo on it formthe time he was in SOLDIER and then the guy goes "oh yeah tht's wha ti'm talking aout' and thne they have sed
Psychotic
09-20-2018, 07:25 PM
i want to delete that from my memory



so that i can re-read it again without knowing the twist
Jiro
09-21-2018, 01:41 PM
No, but he definitely has that thing where people are attracted to objects. Saw the lady in a relationship with a ferris wheel; not my speed but she seems sweet on it. But he's not just whipping it out and going to town while people are around; he goes home later, mind full of memories and pants full of an assembled Sister Ray, and shoots buckets of mako-infused matter into the sky.
MJN SEIFER
09-21-2018, 02:54 PM
Who are you all talking about? Is it the guy who stares at the plate tower, or someone else?
Jinx
09-21-2018, 03:30 PM
yeah that guy
Bubba
09-21-2018, 05:34 PM
Someone needs to post a pic of the guy in question.
Psychotic
09-21-2018, 06:16 PM
Someone needs to post a pic of the guy in question.

http://home.eyesonff.com/user/photo/profilepic35701_10.gif
maybee
09-22-2018, 06:20 PM
Someone needs to post a pic of the guy in question.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSaTojGr802Ci7nVYcGE6tHgaTYcCV2CZYD8qEuXw3D9_oJ97bj

Pretend there's a guy masturbating here. I can't find a pic of him.
Mr Gashtacular
09-22-2018, 08:47 PM
my god this thread
Mr Gashtacular
09-22-2018, 08:51 PM
ur all laffing and joking at a dead man, remember this.

imagine his final thoughts as the plate comes crashing down.....

slow motion heavy sparking flaming metal object of lust coming down on him holy shit
theundeadhero
09-23-2018, 08:28 PM
It was all his dreams come true.
Bubba
09-27-2018, 09:51 PM
In all the mayhem, he may have escaped unharmed? Probably not though, he was probably crushed to death with his penis still in hand. You might even say that was his... Final Fantasy.

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