do you think haurchefant includes adventurer slashfics in his letters to aymeric?

[Jessweeee♪]

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[Jessweeee♪]

ok I thought about this more and realized it's a stupid question obviously haurchefant is too busy sending aymeric stories of his actual exploits to be writing slashfics


he is also disappointed that aymeric doesn't share details about estinien

[Dr. Acula]

are you just saying random words

[Shauna]

No it makes sense

[Quindiana Jones]

i want to google what this means but i also dont want this in my search history

[Jessweeee♪]

sorry I wasn't clear in my second post, aymeric and estinien definitely bang and haurchefant wants deets but aymeric won't share because he is a gentleman

[Christmas]

I agree.

[Jinx]

sorry I wasn't clear in my second post, aymeric and estinien definitely bang and haurchefant wants deets but aymeric won't share because he is a gentleman


do you think they have threesomes as a treat

[Jessweeee♪]

sorry I wasn't clear in my second post, aymeric and estinien definitely bang and haurchefant wants deets but aymeric won't share because he is a gentleman


do you think they have threesomes as a treat

probably at least once but it's really hard to get all three of them together in the same room on account of estinien

[Psychotic]

no it's all platonic stop being odd

[Jinx]

no it's all platonic stop being odd

you're the odd one, thinking these boys don't dick down on one another

[DK]

Haurchefant is too busy being the guiding light and one true hero of Eorzea to indulge in such base debauchery :colbert: how dare you implicate the most wonderful man to have ever existed in Final Fantasy canon engage in such shenanigans.

Shame on you.

Shame.

Shame.

Shame.

SHAME.

SHAME.

SHAME.

SHAME!

[Jinx]

bro he makes naked men do push-ups in his office because he loves muscles wtf are u on about

[Psychotic]

he don't live in limsa lominsa now do he

[DK]

And anyway if you'd paid any attention to the narrative at all it was pretty clear that Haurchefant had eyes for no one but the Warrior of Light he was smitten as soon as he laid eyes on me and paid the ultimate price for me don't take him away from me again damn you

[Quindiana Jones]

14 sounds like an honestly wild time.

[Jessweeee♪]

are you all slut shaming best boy haurchefant i can not believe you
also quin play ffxiv with us i want your opinion on who is bangin who in this game

[Jinx]

are you all slut shaming best boy haurchefant i can not believe you
also quin play ffxiv with us i want your opinion on who is bangin who in this game

everyone, and they are all banging me NOT DK

[Psychotic]

pal it took them like 10+ years to put a character hugging another in the game

[Quindiana Jones]

How quickly things escalated from that one simple hug to the ball-slappingest slobbering fuckfest.

Truly, we live in a society.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Well he clearly doesn't include any schadenfreude!