Psychotic, need any help?

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I figure with only one active member on the forum now, Paul probably has administrative tasks covered. Then I remembered that one active member is Christmas, and thought perhaps he needs some additional support.

You okay, buddy?

[Christmas]

http://home.eyesonff.com/showthread.php/94129-I-Saw-a-Bank-Robbery-Today

Hell yes. He got a lot of backlog to clear.

[Psychotic]

I probably missed the boat on retiring from staff and now I'm stuck holding the baby. I don't know how to get out of here. Yes, please help.

[fat_moogle]

http://home.psychotic.can.never.leave.eyesonff.com

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I tried, but she doesn't seem to respect my new position of forum authority.

I hired two actors to create an accurate depiction of what occurred.

AnnpiM4dGTI

[Shauna]

I probably missed the boat on retiring from staff and now I'm stuck holding the baby. I don't know how to get out of here. Yes, please help.

Haha I feel that

[Psychotic]

I probably missed the boat on retiring from staff and now I'm stuck holding the baby. I don't know how to get out of here. Yes, please help.

Haha I feel thatSuicide pact?

haha jk

unless...?

[Christmas]

Even in death, u serve EoFF.

[theundeadhero]

I don't think anyone is too worried about becoming staff anymore. Christmas BREAKS ALL THE RULES but other then that there's nothing left to mod but the bots, and no one seems to think its cool anymore. What I wish is that I could see everything still. I want to be able to go back and read old posts in forums I can't see anymore since they're a part of my past here :(

[sharkythesharkdogg]

We can get philosophical about it.

If there are no active members other than Christmas, is there a society? Can she break rules in a void?

[theundeadhero]

I think in this case so. Christmas being the only active member in this definition is being the only one to post over the threshold the average forum visitor around here posts at. I still visit two or three times a day but there are other visitors. Visitors with the ability to enforce rules. These rules weren't created by society, the were created by overlords. The overlords are still there just watching us, menacingly, instead of actively hardcore enforcing rules, but they could decide to at any moment. Or they could make them either more relaxed or stricter. By this time tomorrow it could be against the rules to have an "m" in your username if they feel like it.

[Psychotic]

Check rule 16. (http://home.eyesonff.com/faq.php?faq=vb_faq#faq_eoff_rules)

[theundeadhero]

I knew it!

[Christmas]

WITHOUT THE CONSENT OF THE PPL OR THE SENATE!?

[Psychotic]

https://media.tenor.com/AF9piIF5myUAAAAC/star-wars-i-am-the-senate.gif

I would change her username to Christas but it would probably break the server, so. Use your imagination.