Rocky Horror Muppet Show

[Wolf Kanno]

We're casting this right now, who is playing who?

[Slade]

Dr Fozz e Furter, of course!

[Wolf Kanno]

Dr. Teeth as Dr. Frankenfurter
Gonzo as Riff Raff
Rizzo the Rat as Magenta
Kermit the Frog as Brad Majors
Ms. Piggy as Janet Weiss
Janice as Columbia
Bunsen and Beaker as the Criminologists
Fozzie Bear as Eddie
Rwolf the Dog as Dr. Scott
Sylvestor Stallone is kidnapped by the muppets to play Rocky because they think he played the original. Cue his song number of running from Ms. Piggy during the Touch-aTouch-a-Touch Me song.