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Loony BoB
05-03-2002, 10:33 PM
I don't suppose anyone here knows exactly what awards there were? I'm currently thinking of what new ones I could put in to replace the 'less appreciated' awards. *innocent face*

I need about four more, I have these so far:

Best... Member
Male
Female
Admin
Knight
Veteran
Regular
Newbie
Artist
Writer
Spammer
Nicest Member
Evil-est Member
Sexiest Male
Sexiest Female
Scariest Member
Funniest Member
Most Productive
Wittiest Member
Biggest Suckup (>_<)
Horniest Member
Most Missed Member
Most Mature
Most Immature (>_<)
Cutest Couple
Best Undercover Couple
Best Sig
Most Mysterious Member
Best Avatar
Best Custom Rank
(30/30!)

Most Likely To...
Get abducted by aliens
Become a pimp
Be Satan
Be God
Go to Hell
Go to Heaven
Go insane, should EoFF Disappear
((Frog Award))
((Ambulance Award x3))
((Lotto Ticket Award))
Get Banned
Become a Cid's Knight
Get Together
Be Pinky
Be Brain
(17/20)

Also, new suggestions for awards would be great.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
05-03-2002, 10:55 PM
*copies, pastes, loves*

1) Best Member - Dr Unne
2) Mr. EoFF (best male) - Scottie
3) Miss EoFF (best female) - Sita Atis
4) Best Admin - Citizen Bleys
5) Best Cid's Knight - Kawaii Ryűkishi
6) Best Veteran - Mikztsu
7) Best Regular - Skye-chan
8) Best Newbie - Dingo Jellybean
9) Nicest Member - Tatum
10) Evilest Member - Wyllius
11) Sexiest Male - Chickencha
12) Sexiest Female - Cute&Dangerous
13) Best Custom Rank - Kawaii Ryűkishi
14) Best Avatar - Dr Unne
15) Best Sig - Kawaii Ryűkishi
16) Most Mature Member - Dr Unne
17) Least Mature Member - angel
18) Best Artist - Rydia of Mist
19) Best Poet/Author - Britt
20) Best Spammer - Loony BoB
21) Funniest Member - Citizen Bleys
22) Horniest Member - Belladonna Knight
23) Most Missed Member/Ex-Member - Sean
24) Scariest Member - Kawaii Ryűkishi
25) Wittiest Member - Del Snizz
26) Most Mysterious Member - Kawaii Ryűkishi
27) Most Productive Member - Loony BoB
28) Biggest Suckup - Rainecloud
29) Cutest Couple - Halan & Matt
30) Best Undercover Couple - Big Ogre Umaro & Kalenisis

Most Likely To...
31) Become a Cid's Knight - Loony BoB
32) Get banned - Elephant Man
33) Be God - Sean
34) Be Satan - Wyllius
35) Go to Heaven - Tatum
36) Go to Hell - Kawaii Ryűkishi
37) Go insane, should EoFF disappear - Citizen Bleys
38) Be abducted by aliens - Calliope
39) Become a pimp - bossker
40) Get confused with the other gender - angel
41) End up in the streets, offering to drop pants for food. - Kalenisis
42) End up in the streets, offering to drop pants for free. - Citizen Bleys
43) Run over a frog and spend the rest of their life crying over it. - Tiffiekins
44) Get hit by an ambulance - LuNaTiC jEsTeR
45) Be driving the ambulance - Wyllius
46) Laugh at the member getting hit by an ambulance - Del Snizz
47) Win the lottery after spending thousands of dollars on lottery tickets for five years, and then lose the winning ticket. - Agent Proto
48) Be Pinky - Jojo
49) Be Brain - Wyllius
50) Get together - Mikztsu & Wyllius

Loony BoB
05-03-2002, 10:58 PM
Kishi, you own. Seems I forgot the street merchants and the gender confusion. >=P

*loves back?* ... *fears*

Anyhow, bring on the award ideas. No more suckups or immature members *rolls eyes*

Sakura Yume
05-04-2002, 10:43 AM
<font color=#AFEEEE>How about (off the top of my head):

~Most likely to get quoted.
~Most likely to get rejected by both heaven and hell.
~Most likely to take over the world.

*watches as all the ideas get rejected*

Squally Leonharty
05-04-2002, 12:38 PM
Or:

- Most likely to be clinged. :D
- Most likely to be patpatted.
- Most likely to be hugged.
- Most likely to love Squally. (:p)

Nah, just kidding. ;) Though, the first three might be a good idea. :D

The Man
05-04-2002, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by Kawaii Ryűkishi
34) Be Satan - Wyllius I don't see this. Although Bleys' custom rank said "Wyllius, Apparently" when his screen name was "Satan," it was still Bleys who already was Satan. I think I might be missing out on some obscure reference here.

Another possible Ciddie: Most insanely active newbie, which we all know would be me. I honestly can't think of any others, else I'd post them. Perhaps Daniel Towns should get a Ciddie for spearheading the movement to get EoFF back in gear.

Peace
The Man

Spatvark
05-04-2002, 06:13 PM
Most likely to spontaneously combust
Most likely to post ridiculously long essays in every post (3 guesses who'd win this one...)
Most likely to have a sex change
Most likely to hit on Bleys
Most likely to become one with the universe
Most likely to sell their soul and go to work for Microsoft
Most likely to have a secret sock fetish
Most likely to die from Mobile Phone radiation
Most likely to set fire to all of their possessions and become a hermit in the woods


I'll probably think of a few more...

Dew Drop
05-04-2002, 09:12 PM
<font color="pink">How about;
-Most productive member
-Least productive member
-Biggest Liar
-Most likely to: Marry an EoFFer
-Most likely to: Buy a Mental Hospital and live in it
-Most likely to: Claim- "I am the lizard queen!"
-Sillest post
-Most refined post
-Most thoughtful post
-Sexiest post (I dunno xD)
-Most likely to be Spatvark
-Most likely to move to become Emperor/empress of Japan
-Most likely to become a pyromainiac
-Most likely to become a dictator
-Most likely to take over EoFF
-Most offensive
-Biggest Fanatic (of music taste or whatever)
-Weirdest thing
-Most likely to become a princess
-Most likely to abandon all dignity and marry Bleys
-Most likely to gain dignity and marry Bleys
-Most likely to join the secret service
-Most likely to return to EoFF
-Most likely to never leave until death
-Most likely to invent a way of living without air
-Most likely to go insane and buy an elephant and a cabbage and expect them to breed
-Biggest Chat Junky
-Biggest Post Junky
-Most likely to join a country western band
-Most likely to follow in Bill Gate's footsteps
-Most likely to own most of the internet by 2007

Phew! *done for now*

The Man
05-04-2002, 11:01 PM
Originally posted by Spatvark
Most likely to post ridiculously long essays in every post (3 guesses who'd win this one...)*raises hand and writes a ridiculously long essay about it*

Peace
The Man

Shira
05-04-2002, 11:12 PM
Members

-Best essay writer (heh)
-Best debator
-Has the most controversial opinion
-Most sarcastic
-Most realistic
-Posts the most flame
-Likely to become the next Sugpo
-Most well known
-Most famous for...
A. Being sarcastic
B. Being... being Britt (don't ask if you don't get it)
C. Being stupid
D. Being weird
E. Typing with stupid internet slang (I can name lots)
-Most controlling
-Most enforcing
-Most "in charge"
-Most wanting to be "in charge"
-Most likely to kill the person "in charge"
-Least posts
-Most posts
-Oldest member
-Newest member
-Oldest (age wise) member
-Youngest member
-Most intelligent member
-Most... unintelligent member?
-Geekiest member
-Best artist
-Best writer
-Most bored member...
-Most likely to be found in jail for being nude in public

Threads

-Most spammed in thread (I point you toward "A happy forum" in the writer' corner XD Becky and Britt weren't happy)
-Longest thread
-Most flamed thread
-Most argumentive thread
-Most intelligent thread
-Stupidest thread
-Most boring thread
-Most typical thread
-Weirdest thriead
-Most repeated thread
-Thread which everyone most agrees
-Oldest thread
-Thread most likely to be saved, framed in gold, and placed on the mantlepiece
-Thread most likely to be printed, ripped up, and thrown in hell to burn forevermore in the fires of the deep crevices of hell
-Funniest thread
-Most serious thread
-Saddest thread
-Happiest thread
-Most fun thread
-Most meaningless thread

This is getting stupid. I need to think of one that's actually good. *goes off muttering*

Squally Leonharty
05-05-2002, 07:01 AM
Errr... Don't make it too much. Otherwise it'll be a boring The Ciddies, since everyone has to vote for every single category. Think about how much time it'd take to vote for all these categories.

Oh well, everything's up to Daniel, anyway. ;)

Bulldog
05-06-2002, 09:52 AM
Either way, I'd like to see
Most helpful member
on the list.

This way I can PM the awarded person and ask for help...

The Man
05-07-2002, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by Tiffiekins
<font color="pink">-Most productive member</font>Probably one of the moderators or administrators. Also, anyone who's done work for the main site in the past four months or so deserves this. Perhaps all of them do.


<font color="pink">-Most refined post
-Most thoughtful post</font> Troy's final two posts in the "Lacking personality" thread, obviously. [/sarcasm]


<font color="pink">-Most likely to be Spatvark</font>EoFF Sniper.


<font color="pink">-Most likely to take over EoFF</font>EoFF Sniper.


<font color="pink">-Biggest Post Junkie</font>Probably me.


Originally posted by Shira
-Best essay writer (heh)I think she means me. I'm not so sure I'd go so far as to say that myself, since I'm not sure how many people actually read most of my essays.


-Most sarcasticEither Unne or Kishi. Unne isn't sarcastic very often, but when he's sarcastic, he's sarcastic. I point you at this post regarding the offensiveness of the F-word:

<blockquote><blockquote>Yeah, I guess we could all assume a state of apathy. I guess maybe I could stop letting rape and murder get to me too. We could all go around ignoring all the depravity and corruptness of our neighbors. I guess that'd free us all up to be depraved ourselves. Yeah, we could be a world full of jerks, with no one caring about anyone but themselves.

Or how about everyone tries to make a little effort to make the world a bit better. Simply be refraining from typing out a little combination of a certain four letters on your keyboard, you will increase the happiness of a great many people at this MB. Simply by refraining from using one tiny pointless word in your vocabulary you will greatly increase the happiness in the world with virtually no cost to yourself.

This is such a pointless argument. No one should even have to have this argument. It is horrifying and incredibly depressing that we have to talk about things like this.</blockquote></blockquote>So good...


-Most famous for... Being sarcastic Kishi.


-Most enforcingAnyone but Del Murder. Erm... oops, I mean Del Murder.


-Most postsIn the past two months? There's obviously no debating that. *raises hand*


-Youngest memberAccording to my bio, I haven't even turned one yet... *dunno*


-Most spammed in thread (I point you toward "A happy forum" in the writer' corner XD Becky and Britt weren't happy)"Good Writing" almost rivals that, but "A Happy Forum" was worse because it was originally designed to stop that kind of thing. *dies*


-Most flamed thread
-Most argumentative thread
-Stupidest thread"Lacking personality" in the CT forum.


-Thread most likely to be saved, framed in gold, and placed on the mantelpiece
-Funniest threadThis one (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=17567), this one (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=10885) and this one (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11847), even though the second and third of which are slightly old.

Forum that needs to be changed: Xenogears/Xenosaga to Xenogears/Xenosaga/Secret of Mana/Holy Sword Legend/Seiken Densetsu. Then the forum would actually receive enough traffic that it wouldn't constantly be under threat of being eliminated, and the Holy Sword Legend threads wouldn't get instantly buried in the morass of General Squaresoft. This isn't really the subject for a Ciddie, though. [/pointless plug]

Peace
The Man

Loony BoB
05-07-2002, 06:45 PM
There will be 50 Ciddies, just like last time, including 20 "Most Likely" Awards. So yeah, no fuss on that account. I've thought up a few myself...

Most Eccentric/Melodramatic
Weirdest Member
Most Likely to be the next James Bond
Most Likely to be the next Bond Girl >=D

I don't do thread awards, sorry. I keep the awards to members, it seems more interesting that way. If ya wanna have a thread award, I'm not fussed. *shrugs* They bore me. >=P

Agent Proto
05-07-2002, 07:20 PM
Best Thread Starter. *nods*

Shlup
05-08-2002, 12:10 AM
I think all the catagories where people don't win should be eliminated. Like "best forum" and "best smilie". Those seem kind of pointless.

Dew Drop
05-08-2002, 12:56 PM
<font color="pink">Eccentric and Melodramatics, aye? *wins* xD

Shlup
05-08-2002, 09:51 PM
In it's defence, I would like to mention that I find "Most Immature Member" to be a perfectly valid catagory.

I've been thinking about it, and just incase you don't have enough options (which I can see that you do):

Most Colorful Member
Worst English
Most Likely to Really be a Prince/Princess
Most Likely to have a Sitcom Based on their Life
Most Likely to Swallow a Lightbulb
Most Likely to Have Escaped from the Zoo

I should also mention that I didn't go through these lists and lists of suggestions, so most of mine are probably repeats. Just trying to help. ;)

The Man
05-09-2002, 01:27 AM
Actually, Shlup, I don&rsquo;t think any of those have been suggested yet. I couldn&rsquo;t even find anything close to &ldquo;Worst English&rdquo; &mdash; there was &ldquo;Uses Stupid Internet Slang,&rdquo; but I think that was the closest we had.

To these I&rsquo;d add &ldquo;Best Engrish&rdquo; (yes, best Engrish) and &ldquo;Most likely to cavort naked in a public place,&rdquo; which actually seems likely for one EoFFer, given the nature of many of the person&rsquo;s posts. (No names).

Peace
The Man

Agent Proto
05-09-2002, 02:19 AM
As of earlier, Loony BoB and I have discussed possible categories for awards. Here they are:

Standard Categories

1. Best Member
2. Best Male
3. Best Female
4. Best Administrator
5. Best Cid's Knight
6. Best Recognized Member
7. Best Veteran
8. Best Regular
9. Best Newbie
10. Best Artist
11. Best Writer
12. Best Thread Starter
13. Best Spammer
14. Sexiest Male Member
15. Sexiest Female Member
16. Funniest Member
17. Horniest Member
18. Nicest Member
19. Weirdest Member
20. Wittiest Member
21. Member with Best Avatar
22. Member with Best Signature
23. Member with Best Custom Rank
24. Most Influential Member
25. Most Intelligent Member
26. Most Productive Member
27. Most Quotable Member
28. Most Respected Member
29. Most Sarcastic Member
30. Cutest Couple

Most Likely... Categories

31. To become a Cid's Knight.
32. To be Banned.
33. To become a Recognized Member.
34. To start the next Internet craze.
35. To go Insane if EoFF cease to exist.
36. To be Squall.
37. To be Rinoa.
38. To be found in jail for public nudity.
39. To be rich & famous.
40. To be poor & homeless.
41. To star in a talk show.
42. To be run over by a tank.
43. To be driving the tank.
44. To be Bond, James Bond.
45. To be a Bond girl.
46. To be Satan.
47. To be God.
48. To go to Hell.
49. To go to Heaven.
50. To be picked last. >=D

(hope you don't mind BoB. ;) )

Kawaii Ryűkishi
05-09-2002, 03:35 AM
Originally posted by Agent Proto
30. Most Cutest CoupleThat should be "Cutest Couple." "Most Cutest" is <b>glaringly</b> redundant. Change it before I <b><font color="red">KILL YOU</font></b>.

Agent Proto
05-09-2002, 03:44 AM
Heh... What are you talking about? =o

Calliope
05-09-2002, 06:23 AM
aww...but you didn't include 'most likely to get together!' there goes my 'Loony BoB & Wyllius' vote...it's a shame...they could have called their child WylliBoB...or Loonyus...sigh.

Shira
05-09-2002, 06:54 AM
Aww, Kishi, what are you doing? You missed "Most sexiest male" and "Most sexiest female". That is also glaringly redundant. *has no idea what redundant means and is too lazy to look it up*

Change it before I KILL YOU. *is too lazy to do vB code*

Edit: Oh wait... I asked what redundant means... something repeated? I thought it was the grammar mistake. Forget what I said...

Silverlocke
05-09-2002, 09:30 PM
I hate to rip-off Kishi so directly, but...


Originally posted by Agent Proto
22. Most Sexiest Male Member
23. Most Sexiest Female Member




Proto...need we really write our award titles in Moron?

As stated, you'd really better change these, or the authorities of whatever state you live in may be discovering your rotting corpse in the near future :)

Kawaii Ryűkishi
05-09-2002, 11:20 PM
I had faith that he would fix the others if only I pointed out one of the erroneous. Unfortunately, Proto is anything but trustworthy.

The Man
05-10-2002, 12:01 AM
My egocentric responses:

Standard Categories

EDIT by BoB: Wow, that was a classic case of what NOT to do in a competition - even if it hasn't started yet. >=P See rules that are at the base of the page, eh? Cheers.


Most Posts in the Past Two Months &mdash; The Man, by a margin of about a thousand

Silverlocke
05-10-2002, 03:06 AM
Now now, Mr. Man, we haven't started voting yet. and when we do, it certainly won't be in the thread for all to see, though your overdose on self-love today sure is charming.

Kishi...he's fixed it now, but I'd suggest a large blunt weapon if he shows signs of it again. Oh, and Proto, "most unique" is also very common, and ridiculously redundant. Steer clear of that one. Yeesh...

Agent Proto
05-10-2002, 03:09 AM
Got it. :P We won't be voting any time soon for the Ciddies. So, wait about a month, will ya?

Shlup
05-10-2002, 07:03 AM
The Man makes my eyes hurt. *goes to get her glasses*

Lets just give all the awards to Kishi. It's easier that way.

Loony BoB
05-11-2002, 12:22 PM
Now, can someone remind me of all the rules? Shame the last Ciddie's thread has been lost =/ Ah well.

Now, here's what I recall - feel free to suggest adjustments and/or remind me of what I've missed.

Rule #1 - You can nominate yourself for no more than two awards.
Rule #2 - You can nominate any one member for no more than five awards.
Rule #3 - Do not post your nominations - PM them.
Rule #4 - PM nominations to Award Guy, not Loony BoB.
Rule #5 - PM your nominations by the closing date. (not yet known, of course)
Rule #6 - Do not spam up the Ciddies Thread with self-advertising.
Rule # 7 - You can not nominate more than one person per award. If you do, I'll take the first one you've nominated.
Rule #8 - You can't be nominated for avatar, custom rank and/or sig if you do not have an avatar, custom rank and/or sig.
Rule #9 - You can change your avatar, custom rank and/or sig during nominations and finals. This shouldn't cause any major issues, as you can only earn what awards you recieve, be the votes late or early, that's your problem.
Rule #10 - Changes can be made once, and additions can be made however often you like. Please title any PM's with Changes as 'Nomination Changes' or 'Vote Changes', and the same for additions (only 'Additions' should replace 'Changes' in the title. Duh).
Rule #11 - You can only be nominated/voted for one of the 'rank-categorized-awards'. Best Admin, Cid's Knight and Recognized Member have automatic entry for all of the obvious included members. All other people with custom ranks are considered veterans, and all other members are either regulars or newbies. Regular Members are those who have joined over 3 months ago, and Newbies have to have joined less than 3 months ago. Exactly 3 months? Ehhh... Newbie. And this goes from exactly 3 months from the time nominations opened, not when you decide to nominate.

*deep breath*

Also - You don't have to make nominations for every award.
Also - The Cutest Couple award does not count into the five nominations for another member of your choice, but it does count towards your two self-nominations.
Also - All nominations are strictly confidential - the only people with access to the Award Guy account are Daryl and Loony BoB, and Daryl will only use the account if instructed to do so (ie, if some disaster occurs and I need to send out dozens of PM's to all the members that have already nominated/voted, as the case was last time).
In addition to that - You can not post your nominations or votes until after the final voting has occurred - a thread will be made for them a bit after the results are shown.
Also - To be nominated into the second round for an award, a member must obtain two nominations in that award. However, should eight members all recieve three nominations, then the cut-off will be raised to three nominations, and the same for four members recieving four nominations each, and so on.
Also - Let's keep it fun :)


Final voting had different rules, and I'll get around to them when the time comes

The Man
05-11-2002, 04:37 PM
Meh, I was slightly confused when Kishi posted what I now presume to be last year&rsquo;s list. Sorry about that. I was only half-serious when I posted my own list anyway. *runs away*

While we&rsquo;re on the subject, is there any particular reason that old threads in the Feedback Forum automatically self-destruct? While they perhaps should be closed, it might be a better idea to leave them around for posterity and the sake of reference. If I had known the rules, that would never have happened in the first place, and we&rsquo;d probably also have had the old Ciddies in the first place. And I can&rsquo;t imagine that those old threads would take up much bandwidth. *should probably start a new thread about this, but that would destroy an old one*
Peace
The Man

Loony BoB
05-11-2002, 04:48 PM
The last Ciddies didn't make the cut-off when the entire Forums were set so threads older than 3 months were automatically deleted =/

Don't worry, you know now, as will others :) No problems.

Del Murder
05-12-2002, 01:37 AM
How about:

Most and least serious member.
Most underrated member.
Most likely to make a second name and terrorize us all.
Most likely to 'leave the board forever' then come back the next week.

I'll also try to think *best enforcer* of some other *best enforcer* categories, but none *best enforcer* come to mind right now.

Agent Proto
05-12-2002, 06:04 AM
BoB, I like to help out with the Ciddies this time, if I have time for it. =o heh.

Sakura Yume
05-12-2002, 06:53 AM
<font color=#AFEEEE>w00t! Something I semi-suggested got in. So.. when do we get to start voting etc. *notes the Ciddies seem to take quite long*

Bahamut2000X
05-12-2002, 02:06 PM
Well I don't know if this has been done *too lazy to check* but how about

The most unactive person
Most green member
Biggest smilie user
Most annoying text color used by a member
Most likely to turn into a dolphin

*waits to be rejected*

Loony BoB
05-12-2002, 09:23 PM
It'll be in June sometime. Proto, you'll be looked to if I need help - as will MinTee and Daryl, as they have volunteered and helped me in the past respectively. No worries though - you seem more active about it ;)

Shlup
05-13-2002, 09:48 AM
I know you probably wont really need help, but you can add me to that helper list; although I obviously can't help you like you helped me for Mister EoFF, nor do you need that sort of help.

Calliope
05-14-2002, 04:11 AM
Towns! just cos you got deported doesn't mean I can't help, does it? I mean, sure, I complained about your dippy graphs and things but it was still pretty neat :hat:

escobert
06-04-2002, 05:19 PM
i got one!!!
least likely to get any votes:p id win that one!

Shlup
06-05-2002, 06:36 AM
I think you're a bit late, Trowa. And I'm pretty sure we had one of those before. *votes for you for silliest bean-head*

Mm... beans...

Scottie
06-05-2002, 12:22 PM
The award nominations have begun. I suppose this merits closing. Daniel can open it if he has more to say.