a vey odd poem by auron

[Del Murder]

Hmm
Hmm...
I like how that sounds
And if that's being lost
Then I don't want to be found!

[Calliope]

Nicky says
Nicky says...
Tony should get lost
Put it under 'business expenses'
And so disappears the cost!

[Del Murder]

Well Tony says
Tony says...
That's not how it works
If he tried to explain it that way
His bosses would act like jerks.

[Calliope]

Stupid jerks
Stupid jerks...
Not liking this here scam
They might fold like at eoff
If you just protest with spam!

[Del Murder]

I'll bring some to work
To work...
And stuff it in their coats
And if that doesn't work
I'll stuff it down their throats!

[Calliope]

And after that
After that...
I guess you'll have to flee
To some small remote island
Quite conveniently!

[Del Murder]

Well then
Well then...
Which island should I see?
Cuba or Jamaica
Or maybe Hawaii?

[Calliope]

Tsk tsk
Tsk tsk...
Thoughts should be in your head
Of coming to that crazy
North Island of enzed!

[Del Murder]

Of course
Of course...
That is where I shall go
To an island full of spammers
Though not a lot of snow.

[Calliope]

Snow
Snow...
In NZ it does fall
Only it is further south
Where I haven't been at all

[Del Murder]

Oh yah?
Oh yah?
You really don't say?
If it's such a small island
Why haven't you been that way?

[Calliope]

Although
Although
Snow I would like to see
I very much am doubtful
If I can afford the fee

[Del Murder]

Don't worry
Don't worry...
You needn't not go there
Since I know where there's snow
About 30 minutes from here. ;)

[Calliope]

Thirty minutes
Thirty minutes...
Isn't far to stray
Excepting for the fact that
I'm nowhere near LA!

[Del Murder]

Ah yes
Ah yes...
I must have plum forgot
Or maybe just wishful thinking
Though be reality it cannot.

[Calliope]

Sinatra said
Sinatra said...
I should use my mentality
Get the hell outta here
And back to reality

[Del Murder]

Well
Well
He song fills the void
Though he can never be better than
The infamous Frankazoid.

[Calliope]

Frankazoid...
Frankazoid...
My memory of him hurts
I wonder if as well as sing
He also designs shirts?

[Del Murder]

Could be
Could be...
One and the same facade
Who came up with the slogan
'Atheists for God'.

[Calliope]

There is
There is...
Something I recalled in time
And that's 'Facade' and 'God'
Are two words that do not rhyme!

[Del Murder]

Nicky
Nicky...
We went over this before
'Facade' is pronounced fa-saad
Like 'Moore' is pronounced 'more'.

[tiffany]

Well, to tell the truth...yes it´s very odd O_o! But somehow, funny one too :p !

edit/WIERDOOO!!!

[Calliope]

I agree
I agree...
"Fascade" isn't pronounced odd,
However I should tell you
That it doesn't rhyme with "God"

[Del Murder]

Well
Well...
This be quite a load
But I think we best drop it
Before someone gets goad!

[Calliope]

My goad
My goad...
Indeed it does not get
But maybe as you're wrong
You should be the one to fret!

[Del Murder]

I thought
I thought
We put our differences aside
But if it's more trickery you want
I'm more than happy to abide.

[Calliope]

Oh no
Oh no...
You shouldn't really fritter
Just brace yourself
For a truckload of glitter!

[Del Murder]

Oh no
Oh no...
Glitter coming in cars
But you better look out for
Flying ninja stars!

[Calliope]

In trucks
In trucks...
That is the glitter's source
And with the shiny stuff it brings
All sorts of sparkly remorse!

[Del Murder]

Remorse
Remorse...
So sparkly it seems
But it will stop Del
Only in Nicky's dreams!

[Calliope]

Nicky's dreams
Nicky's dreams...
Instill her with fear
Tennis playing monkeys
Say the end is near!

[Del Murder]

Lucky
Lucky...
That Nicky can dream when she's sleepy
Because all Del can think is
Can't sleep, clown will eat me!

[Calliope]

Can't sleep
Can't sleep...
You needn't wonder why
The answer quite simply is
Can't sleep...gonna die!

[Del Murder]

Gonna die
Gonna die...
How harsh those words are
It makes Del wonder
Has he gone too far?

[Calliope]

Too far
Too far...
Indeed you've crossed the line
Now I think you'll have to
Drink this can of turpentine!

[Del Murder]

Turpentine
Turpentine...
I really wasn't thinking
Next time I should be more weary
When you give me a glass marked 'Drink me'.

[Calliope]

Drinking
Drinking...
The beverage of Lewis Carroll
Am I right to assume there's
A straightjacket in your apparel?

[Del Murder]

You try to kill me
To kill me...
And now you call me insane
But you must be crazy too
To continue this little game.

[Calliope]

This game
This game...
More than spam abuse
It also serves a purpose
For Nicky San it can amuse!

[Del Murder]

Not good enough
Not good enough...
And at the risk of sounding sappy
More than just amuse her
Del wants to make sure Nicky's happy.

[Calliope]

Nicky's happy
Nicky's happy...
And I'm sure that you'll know why
It's because this poem
Has yet another reply!

[Del Murder]

I wouldn't
I wouldn't...
Have it any other way
For seeing replies to this poem
Also brightens up my day.

[Calliope]

Happy happy
Happy happy...
Well, not really today
Wait! lookee lookee
You haven't really gone away!

[Del Murder]

Unfortunately
Unfortunately...
Soon I'll have to fly
And to you and this poem
I'll have to say goodbye.

[Calliope]

That's okay
That's okay...
If you don't drop a line
Because I'll just sit here and wait
FOR MY BRAND NEW GOLD MINE!

[Del Murder]

And you'll be waiting
Waiting...
The whole time I'm gone
Cause the only mine you'll get
Is the one you're supposed to step on.

[Calliope]

Step on it
Step on it...
That I of course will do
And if doing so would make you rich
I'm sure you'd do it too!

[Liquid Glass]

(GOD!!! me the creator of this! is surprised that this lasted this long! i was bored thats why i made this!! almost 300 relpies! by only 2 people! )

suprisingly
suprisingly..
this poem is alive
it seems to have an eye
with the very fact that it has not DIE!

(hey! i havent been here for 3 monthes!)





every think about what a 4-d creature would look like?

you cant if you do you will drive your self crazy.
you brain and your 3-d eyes would implode upon seeing a 4-d creature.
just as if 2-d creatures where liveing they would die by seeing a 3-d world.

[Del Murder]

Richness
Richness...
In two forms it takes part
And how ironic that a Queen
Accrues her wealth inside the heart.

[Calliope]

Indeed
Indeed...
Much happiness you bring
Especially with the pretzel moneys
That make sustenance ka-ching!

[Del Murder]

I guess
I guess
We bring lot of fun
With you bringing the inspiring words
And me bringing the pretzel won.

[Calliope]

Indeed Del
Indeed Del...
You've reason to boast
Not only do you top this page
You've made the 300th post!

[Del Murder]

300
300...
They never knew what was in store
But I won't quit
Till we reach 300 more.

[Calliope]

Keep posting
Keep posting...
Till we've got another three
Although tis a dubious task
I'll do it thankfully.

[Del Murder]

Shoudn't
Shouldn't...
Be very hard to do
Keeping up this dialogue
Between me and you.

[Calliope]

I hope you don't
Hope you don't...
Find this is a pain
As constantly I rattle out
A Germaniacal refrain

[Del Murder]

I don't
I don't...
And I hope that you don't too
For though your ramblings belong in books
Mine belong in a zoo

[Calliope]

Of course I don't
Course I don't...
And thus I shall proceed
For though your thoughts go in the zoo
You forget that monkeys read!

[Del Murder]

Of which
Of which...
Monkeys do you speak?
Those who hunt Marky Mark
On an Earth that is bleak?

[Calliope]

Thousand Monkeys
Thousand Monkeys...
At a thousand PC's type
They type to spam in posts like these
Can they outspam the hype?

[Del Murder]

This hype
This hype...
Cannot be outspammed
For in the purgatory of funness
We are the damned.

[Calliope]

We are damned
We are damned...
To living out our days
Posting in this silly thread
It isn't just a phase!

[Del Murder]

We're spammed
We're spammed
And that's what makes us great
But I wonder, will we be posting
We we're nintey-eight?

[Calliope]

Nintey eight
Nintey eight...
What the hell is that?
Again I mock your typing
I'm allowed cos I have :hat:

[Solphie]

I'm back,
I'm back...
I can't stand just reading,
It looks too much exciting,
Why can't I also have fun?

[Del Murder]

Welcome back
Welcome back...
Just don't misspell ninety-eight
Cause you'll make Nicky say grr
Though Del would say grrrrreat!

[Calliope]

Del would say
Del would say...
Many a great thing
Though not all are spelt quite right
It still produces Zing!

[Del Murder]

Zing!
Zing!...
Such a magical phrase
Just the thought of seeing that word
Brightens up my days.

[Calliope]

Not today
Not today...
Instead you're doing math
I thought I'd heard the last of it
But now I fear its' wrath!

[Del Murder]

Tis ture
Tis true...
And it fills me with great sorrow
To have to tell you that
I'll be doing it again tomorrow.

[Calliope]

So I waited
I waited...
And tomorrow came and went
That's why I post this post today
When you're not a math gent!

[Del Murder]

I see
I see...
And now everything is right
But you never know when
That math bug will bite.

[Calliope]

The math bug
Math bug...
Makes me feel quite slack
Maybe then the thing to do
Would be to bite it back?

[Tom Morello]

Hilarious,
Hilarious...
The things you post are,
I wish that I could do this too,
but my rhyming is sub-par.

[Del Murder]

Taerdin
Taerdin...
You did very well
But be very careful
Or you'll fall under this poem's spell.

[Tom Morello]

The spell,
the spell...
Has been cast upon me,
I didn't see it coming,
but it hit me like Fire3...

[Calliope]

The fire
The fire...
You'll find out that it burns
And so the poem will go on
As we sit and type our turns

[Tom Morello]

Our turns,
our turns...
are getting out of whack
I hope you guys write some more
when all of you come back.

[Calliope]

All of us?
All of us?
I say 'All of who'?
For the majority of this
Twas spammed by a mere two.

[Del Murder]

Tis true
Tis true
Us two are the guilty
But if we add some more
This poem will never get wilty.

[Calliope]

Don't wanna wilt
Don't wanna wilt...
It's not that I don't care
It's just I've gotten greedy
And now I don't wanna share!

[Del Murder]

Come on
Come on...
We can't make the poem exclusive
We can have our fun
And still let others use it.

[Calliope]

Let's all post
Let's all post...
I don't give a damn
Because I realised something...
More posts equals more spam!

[Del Murder]

Exactly
Exactly...
We can continue our spamfest
And simply use the others
To further our world conquest.

[Calliope]

Indeed
Indeed...
Our plans have been unfurled
It's really quite comforting
To know you'll own the world!

[Del Murder]

One day
One day...
The world will be ours
And people will bow down
To our poetic powers.

[Tom Morello]

Me too,
Me too...
Can I join in with the two,
I know that you were the ones to start,
But could I finish it with you?

(this was bad, but I can do better...)

[Del Murder]

Sure
Sure...
If you don't mind our musing
Cause most of this poem
To others can be confusing.

[Calliope]

Indeed
Indeed...
This poem is confusing
Unless you're one to spam a lot
And then it is amusing!

[Del Murder]

Listen to her
Listen to her...
And heed what she says
And then with hard work
You too can be a Spam Pledge.

[Calliope]

Del is right
Del is right...
You could be a Spam Pledge
Although you'll have to remember
It rhymes not with "says" but "hedge"

[Del Murder]

Don't listen to her
Don't listen to her...
She's from NZ
Where 'fascade' rhymes with card
And people draw towers instaed of trees.

[Calliope]

Even though
Even though...
You might make me exdee
I'm still gonna remind you
I'm from enzed not enzee!

[Del Murder]

Fine
Fine...
If that's the way it's played
If your are in N-Zed
Then I'm in US-Ade.

[Calliope]

US-Ade
US-Ade...
You know what I think?
I think that's not a country
But instead a fizzy drink!

[Del Murder]

Yes
Yes...
A drink that is quite grand
Makes you measure with your feet
And play football with your hands.

[Calliope]

Measuring
Measuring...
You do in feet and yards
Your silly measuring system
The greatest of fascades!

[Del Murder]

That word
That word...
I thought it came and went
But I guess I'll allow it
Since I like your accent.

[Calliope]

Stuff I like
Stuff I like...
Well that's pretty much everything
But most of all the stuff I like
Is stuff that starts with zing!

[Del Murder]

Yes zing
Yes zing...
Relieves much of my stress
And is necessary for
Excellent happiness.

[Calliope]

Happiness
Happiness...
The kind that is excellent
Just like the kind that Garth and Wayne
In their great movie spent

[Del Murder]

True
True...
They have busted many a gut
And then made me want
To buy a Suck-Cut.

[Calliope]

In Wayne's World
In Wayne's World...
It's always party time
An attitude quite similar
To the content of this rhyme!

[Tom Morello]

The rhyming,
the rhyming...
would be a great thing to keep,
but while you do soo many rhymes
this fellow here is asleep.

[Del Murder]

While you sleep
While you sleep...
We like to party and play
You'll just have to stay awake
Cause we won't do it any other way.

[Tom Morello]

Oh well,
Oh well...
I guess it's just as good,
because keeping up with your rhymes,
is getting harder than it should.

[Del Murder]

You know
You know...
The more I give this thought a care
The more I start to agree with Nicky
That this poem I don't want to share.

[Calliope]

This poem
This poem...
Indeed it's Del's and mine
Just as long we don't forget
Auron started the first line!

[Del Murder]

Auron
Auron...
Of course I will remember
It's because of this poem
He's my third favorite member.

[Calliope]

Favourites
Favourites...
I didn't know you played
If you only spelt it with a 'u'
Then you would have it made!

[Del Murder]

I don't
Don't...
Understand that little u
My 'favourite colour' does not exist
But my 'favorite color' is blue.

[Calliope]

Colour
Colour...
The spelling's not to blame
For if you do it differently
I'm sure the hue's the same.

[Del Murder]

I agree
I agree...
And I can relate
Cause a rose by any other name
Would still smell as grrrrrrrreat!

[Calliope]

A letter
A letter...
I can use then in a ploy
Cos it might not be the letter Q
But it can still annoy!

[Del Murder]

Unfortunately
Unfortunately...
This is very true
Cause when I want to exclaim
I end up with zingQ

[Calliope]

ZingQ
ZingQ...
I can't really retort
Although it's always welcome
In a sproingidy report

[Del Murder]

Retorts
Retorts...
Are not what I desire
Excellent Happiness
Is what I'd rather conspire.

[Calliope]

Excellent Happiness
Excellent Happiness...
Is on its way to me
And then I shall make use of it
Most Calliopenatorically

[Del Murder]

Yay
Yay...
You made use of my math talk
Speaking of which
My phone I must turn off.

[Calliope]

Your phone
Your phone...
Throw it out the door
Cos if you have to go do math
I'll curse it forevermore?

[Del Murder]

Hopefully
Hopefully...
I will not have to resort
To facing one of my friends and
Quoth Del Murder: Eat my shorts.

[Leeza]

Shorts?
Shorts?
Do you mean briefs or do you mean boxers?
That is quite a dilemma here
Because only one of them r0x0rs!

[Calliope]

Shorts
Shorts...
I'll say that over here
We think shorts are neat
But they ain't underwear!

[Del Murder]

I can't
Can't...
Think of a good reply
So I'll just sit in this tree
And stare at the sky.

[Calliope]

I think
I think...
That's a good thing to do
And so I'm pretty sure I think
That I will do so too.

[Del Murder]

We stare
We stare...
Into the big blue sky
Hey I think that cloud
Looks like an apple pie.

[Calliope]

And that one
That one...
It really seems a pain
Because I think that that there cloud
Is the kind that's full of rain!

[Del Murder]

And the rain
The rain...
Comes pouring down
Let's get out of this tree
And head underground.

[Calliope]

Underground
Underground...
That sounds like a plan
Even though of dirt and worms
I'm not that big a fan

[Del Murder]

Don't worry
Don't worry...
We'll go inside instead
And to pass the rainy time
We'll post in this thread.

[Leeza]

This thread
This thread
You two have made it go on and on.
If it were measured by weight
It would weigh at least a ton.

[Calliope]

Can't help it
Can't help it...
If I keep replying
I just really really like spam
Of that there's no denying!

[Del Murder]

Can't help it
Can't help it...
If I do it too
Cause it's much more fun to spam
When I'm doing it with you.

[Calliope]

Keep Spamming
Keep Spamming...
I think that you will find
That I share silly sentiments
Of the exact same kind!

[Del Murder]

Silly
Silly...
That is what we art
Spreading lovely spam
An ocean apart.

[Calliope]

Silliness
Silliness...
We knew when we begun
I'd like to stop this silly spam
But then I'd have no fun!

[Del Murder]

Stop
Stop...
Why ever would you try?
If we were to stop the silliness
We'd make all the EoFFers cry.

[Calliope]

Not really
Not really...
We wouldn't cause a fuss
This poem thing would be missed
Only by...err...us?

[Del Murder]

Perhaps
Perhaps...
That's how it would fare
But as long as this poem stands
About it we should not care.

[Calliope]

Too bad
Too bad...
I already care
But I'm sure it shows
In all this spam I share!

[Del Murder]

This spam
This spam...
You are so very giving
If spam were like gold
We would make a killing.

[Calliope]

There you have it
There you have it...
And it should give you chills
When you read of this here fact
That SPICED HAM REALLY KILLS!

[Del Murder]

Then
Then...
Bad thoughts fill my head
Cause any minute now
I am going to be dead.

[Calliope]

What a shame
What a shame...
You'll know what I mean,
How can you leave when
It's only page fourteen?

[Del Murder]

Of course
Of course...
I almost blundered
I won't die until
This reaches page four hundred.

[Calliope]

Very good
Very good...
To see you didn't leaved
I'd really hate so see
You'd left spammers bereaved!

[Del Murder]

In that case
In that case...
I might stick around
Although a working computer
I have not yet found.

[Calliope]

Sadly
Sadly...
I know how you feel
But you can be like me,
A computer you steal!

[Del Murder]

Perhaps
Perhaps...
Borrow I'd rather instead
Cause here stealing gets you thrown in jail
Apparently unlike NZ!

[Calliope]

Well then
Well then...
Computers you should borrow
And then I think I'll get one too
So I'll see you tommorrow!

[Del Murder]

Well
Well...
One I might be able to find
But the only problem is
It might not be at the right time.

[Calliope]

You'll find
You'll find...
To your surprised delight
That when you are a communist
That any time is right!

[Del Murder]

You see
You see...
Not a communist I are
I may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist
But I am NOT a porn star.

[Calliope]

Huh?
Huh?
A communist you are not
But then you said that you might be
Which would make you a what?

[Del Murder]

Yes
Yes...
I am a what
Something that can't be explained
Without 'if' 'and' or 'but'.

[Calliope]

Hard to explain
Hard to explain...
Exactly what you are
Well it isn't really,
You're a spammar!

[Del Murder]

Spammar
Spammar...
Now I am confused
This word does not exist
Though by it I am amused.

[Calliope]

Indeed
Indeed...
That word does not exist
Just like "sulfur" and "flavor"
And others I could list!

[Del Murder]

I think
I think...
You are mocking my land
But at least where I live
I'm not surrounded by ocean and sand!

[Calliope]

Trees and surf
Trees and surf...
Is what we have around
But at least enzed's smog free
And we can see the ground!

[Del Murder]

Ground
Ground...
As long as I know it's there
At least in Los Angeles
Everyone has dry hair.

[Calliope]

Los Angeles
Los Angeles...
You people are absurd
With your accents and bad spelling
Distorting every other word!

[Del Murder]

Yah
Yah...
Correct our talking isn't
But how will you know how bad we are
If you never come to visit?

[Calliope]

I'll never know
I'll never know...
But I shouldn't really stress
Cos I can watch The Simpsons
Your behaviour I can guess!

[Del Murder]

The Simpsons
The Simpsons...
Plainly you should see
Are much much different
Than the average American family.

[Calliope]

Indeed
Indeed...
I can't really relate
When one family isn't real
But both are animate!

[Del Murder]

But all
But all...
Of our families are crazy
Mine is full of weirdos
Half of which are lazy.

[Calliope]

Thanks for that
Thanks for that...
Bit of info that you shared
So now I'll ask the question:
Are you lazy or just weird?

[Del Murder]

To answer
To answer...
The question that you wrote
I will ask my own:
Why can't I be both?

[Calliope]

The reason
The reason...
I tell you all the time
It is, quite simply
"BOTH" AND "WROTE" DON'T RHYME!

[Del Murder]

Good poets
Good poets...
Don't fret over the rhyme
It's what you say that matters
So but what both wrote FASARD!

[Calliope]

I'm sorry
I'm sorry...
This reply took so long
But it's just so very hard
When you made the rhyme go wrong!

[Del Murder]

As am I
As am I
Sorry about my rhyming
But you must admit it was a good joke
Delivered with good timing.

[Calliope]

Indeed
Indeed...
I'm sure that you will find
That most of your ramblings
Are oft of that kind.

[Del Murder]

True
True...
And you will also see
That even more so
Your ramblings amuse me.

[Calliope]

la di da
la di da...
This forum is abused
But at least it distracts the spammers
And keeps the troops amused!

[Del Murder]

Amused
Amused...
It keeps us all the while
But even more than that
It makes us spammers smile.

[Calliope]

Yesiree
Yesiree...
Can't keep the spammers down
Cos we like to make the spammers smile
Even if the poor staff frown.

[Del Murder]

Frown
Frown...
That I will not allow
And if I need to enforce some good
I will start right now.

[Calliope]

Enforce
Enforce...
Which way do you stand?
Are you working for the staff
Or for the spammers' banned?

[Del Murder]

To that
To that...
I can easily reply
For I work for no one but
Me, myself and I.

[Calliope]

Indeed
Indeed...
And I'm glad for you three
Enforcey dudes hiding out
In the "lie-barry"

[Del Murder]

But us three
Us three...
No matter how hard we try
Asking him all kinds of questions
We can't get Barry to lie.

[Calliope]

Never
Never...
Will Barry a liar be,
For like one of your good guys
He'll chop down a cherry tree!

[Del Murder]

Good guys
Good guys...
Today there aren't many
Unless of course you feed their need
To make a pretty penny.

[Calliope]

Pennies
Pennies...
With which you feed your brain
And while you do so I will go
And visit Penny Lane!

[Del Murder]

Go ahead
Go ahead...
But pennies aren't very clean
Meanwhile I'll be watching
From my Yellow Submarine.

[Calliope]

Your turn
Your turn...
You can write the chorus
Don't forget to mention
THAT I AM THE WALRUS!

[Del Murder]

Enough
Enough...
Of this Beatles grog
It's been a hard day's night
I should be sleeping like a log.

[Calliope]

Go then
Go then...
Sleep your night away
Then when you awake
It'll be yesterday!

[Del Murder]

Yesterday
Yesterday...
That fills me with sorrow
Cause we'll be even further away
Since you live in tomorrow!

[Calliope]

That's okay
That's okay...
You're not in a jam
As you post remember
All you need is spam!

[Del Murder]

Spam
Spam...
It's pink, it's salty, it's meat
Spam, spam
It's better than bad, it's neat!

[Calliope]

Wow
Wow...
My memory you did jog
Recalling that commercial
For that awesome product LOG!

[Del Murder]

Ah yes
Ah yes...
That toy is not wimpy
What less could you expect
From the mind of Ren and Stimpy?

[Calliope]

Ren and Stimpy
Ren and Stimpy...
Really were a ripper
But they weren't as famous
As Muddy Mudskipper!

[Del Murder]

There's Muddy
There's Muddy...
Mr. Horse and other gents
Powdered Toast Man
Don't whiz on the electric fence.

[Calliope]

No sir
No sir...
I don't like it!
Play reruns now
Before I have a fit!

[Del Murder]

Haha
Haha...
In case you may have wondered
I get all the even posts
Which means I'll get number five hundred!

[Calliope]

You may think
You may think...
That you get all the fun,
But whilst you post five hundred,
I post 501!

[Del Murder]

So
So...
That's not a feat
Since the zero's in 500
Look really neat.

[Calliope]

Indeed
Indeed...
You've got many a zero
Which is just exactly why
You are no superhero!

[Del Murder]

A hero
A hero...
I very well may not be
But only 'cause when there's trouble
People don't look to me.

[Calliope]

Trouble
Trouble...
One of the world's big flaws
People do not come to you
Because you are it's cause!

[Del Murder]

Well then
Well then...
It's finally been said
So I guess I could save the world
Just by being dead.

[Calliope]

Okay then
Okay then...
Dead you better be
You might go and save the world
But you wouldn't've saved me.

[Del Murder]

And that
And that...
Is what I've been trying to say
What's the point of saving the world
When your own life gets lost on the way?

[Calliope]

I see
I see...
I think you've said enough
Having just told me that
My life is lost and stuff.

[Del Murder]

I don't mean
I don't mean...
That people should not help
Just that why make a difference
If the difference can't be felt?

[Calliope]

Well then
Well then...
If nothing can be felt
Then why continue to play with
These cards we have been dealt?

[Del Murder]

But we are
We are...
Insignificant grains of sand
And how can we know the cards
That aren't even in our hand?

[Loony BoB]

Del Murder looks out a wooden window
the Calliope...
the Calliope spams up the thread
the Del Murder dies of laughter
Loony BoB runs away from the wooden window.........

Strange how you people changed the original poem style so fast O_o;;

[Calliope]

I guess
I guess...
That's something that does face us
And that is why you should go get
Three or four pairs of aces!

Hey...Towns is right...we changed to rhyme on the second page...and then the first line repeaty thing comes in the fifth page. meh. Hey Towns, did you manage to read the whole thing?

[Del Murder]

But aces
But aces...
Are really hard to find
Just like making a pair
With something one of a kind.

(BoB, if you read the whole thing I'd give you mucho respect. And then say you have too much time on your hands.)

[Calliope]

Pairs
Pairs...
You can throw into the mix
Just do a Penn&Teller
And learn some parlour tricks!

[Del Murder]

Penn & Teller
Penn & Teller...
One doesn't speak, the other's a slob
As for pairs like that
I prefer Jay & Silent Bob.

[Calliope]

Jay and Bob
Jay and Bob...
Really have their quirks
Which they endeavour to make known
That crazy pair of clerks!

[Del Murder]

It's funny
It's funny...
That this pair we should mention
Cause suddenly Chasing Amy
Comes to my attention.

[Calliope]

I'm sorry
I'm sorry...
I don't know where I've been
But Chasing Amy is a movie
That I have not yet seen.

[Del Murder]

Well you should
Well you should...
See the movie that is
And you should also empty your pm box
So you can receive messages.

[Calliope]

My inbox
My inbox...
I emptied before long
But it doesn't really matter
Cos you've already gone.

[Del Murder]

You're right
You're right...
I am gone for good
So please mourn my passing
As any good friend would.

[Calliope]

Indeed
Indeed...
I shall mourn your remains
But is that before or after
These here zombies eat your brains?

[Del Murder]

If they did
If they did...
Then I'm a zombie too
So you better be careful
Else I might eat you!

[Calliope]

Don't eat me
Don't eat me...
I don't wanna be dead
So do me a favour
And go eat Towns instead.

[Del Murder]

I would love
I would love...
To do you this favor
But I'm pretty sure
BoB has no flavor.

[Calliope]

Indeed
Indeed...
Towns may have no taste
But pretend it's a BBQ
Go get some baste.

[Del Murder]

I just realized
I just realized...
What we have been doin'
And it's quite disturbing
Talking about eating human.

[Calliope]

That's okay
That's okay...
For as you may well see
This sorta talk is all okay
Cos it doesn't involve me!

[Del Murder]

You think
You think...
You may have me beaten
But I'm sure if this goes on
You too will be eaten.

[Calliope]

No way
No way...
You are really wrong
Cos if I go and disappear
This poem won't go on!

[Del Murder]

If you disappear
If you disappear...
This poem will surely die
And I will be left sitting
Trying not to :cry:.

[Calliope]

Don't have to
Don't have to...
Try very hard
You can easily go
And yoink another bard

[Del Murder]

Now Nicky
Now Nicky...
Do I really have to say it?
That in this poem game
Only with you I want to play it.

[Calliope]

Fine then
Fine then...
You can post that way
But you'll be postin differently
If this is the last thing I say.

[Del Murder]

I doubt it is
I doubt it is...
This poem is like a drug
Once you get into it
You can't get out of it's hug.

[Calliope]

Not at all
Not at all...
You are really wrong
And I guess that I should know
Cos I've been posting here this long.

[Del Murder]

I really
I really...
Don't know what to say
Does that mean you are
Going to go away?

[Calliope]

Go away
Go away...
Doesn't everybody?
All I need is a cool car
Like Big Ears and Noddy.

[Del Murder]

Ooh
Ooh...
A cool car would be nice
One that is plastic
Made by Fisher Price.

[Calliope]

Nope
Nope...
Don't be such a fool
You gotta get a dirtbike,
KAWASAKI NINJAS RULE!

[Del Murder]

I guess
I guess...
That would do quite well
But the ninjas I prefer
Come on the half shell.

[Calliope]

Indeed
Indeed...
Whilst Krang's a nifty fellow
I really do prefer the likes
Of Mike and Donatello.

[Del Murder]

I like to hear
I like to hear...
Them say 'Cowabunga'
Almost as much as
The stylings of Bic Runga.

[Calliope]

Pfft
Pfft...
Runga may well sway
But she doesn't have nunchucks
So she doesn't save the day!

[Del Murder]

Ok
Ok...
She has no super power
But neither does the Batman
And he makes villians cower.

[Calliope]

You forget
You forget...
Batman's got lotsa cash
And really cool subtitles:
POW! KABLAMO! SMASH!

[Del Murder]

That's true
That's true...
Money certainly counts
Those troublesome slips of paper
That hardly weigh an ounce.

[Calliope]

But of course
But of course...
Money grows on trees
Of the type always cut down
By evil fascist McDs.

[Del Murder]

McDonald's
McDonald's...
Is evil no doubt
But there are better places anyway
Like the tasty In N' Out.