View Full Version : a vey odd poem by auron
Calliope
09-24-2002, 10:41 AM
Fast food
Fast food...
Made by folks who care
Pity though that In N Out
Cannot deliver here!
Del Murder
09-27-2002, 02:32 AM
We've been occupied
We've been occupied...
By hamburgers and heros
And hadn't even realized
You got post five zero zero.
Calliope
09-30-2002, 04:00 AM
Sorry
Sorry...
That the count escaped me
It's just I'm all confused with
Your change of personality!
Del Murder
09-30-2002, 08:50 AM
I know
I know...
I'm unsure of who I am
Am I person with feeling
Or just some ball of spam?
Calliope
10-03-2002, 02:45 AM
Indeed
Indeed...
Your fascade is quite lame
Can't you pretend to be yourself
Or is it not the same?
Del Murder
10-03-2002, 07:43 AM
Okay
Okay...
Myself I will soon be
Just give me one final beverage
And I'll end this parody.
Calliope
10-05-2002, 09:32 AM
Hurrah
Hurrah...
No more of this silly fiction
I return to find instead
You are a contradiction!
Del Murder
10-08-2002, 07:34 AM
I came here
I came here...
To be put at ease one day
But much to my sadness
This thread had gone away.
:(
Loony BoB
10-08-2002, 06:07 PM
Wrap it up
Wrap it up...
Coz it'll happen again soon
But I thought I'd let you finish
(and Nicky went over the moon) >_<;;
Del Murder
10-09-2002, 01:45 AM
I don't understand
I don't understand...
Have we wronged him in some way?
Or in this quiet little Corner
Is someone hurt by our play?
Loony BoB
10-09-2002, 02:03 AM
Archive
Archive...
This poem you've composed.
But to do that to this thread
It will have to be closed.
Calliope
10-09-2002, 02:32 AM
Don't do that
Don't do that...
I'm not being overzealous
But I think that poor Danny Boy
Is just a little jealous!
Del Murder
10-09-2002, 02:45 AM
Careful
Careful...
He does have the power
To end our bit of fun
And make our faces go sour.
Calliope
10-09-2002, 03:05 AM
That's true
That's true...
And he'd have quite a good laff
Daniel Daniel Daniel Daniel,
Leave it open, for Boom Snaff?
Del Murder
10-09-2002, 05:52 AM
I think
I think...
Our pleas fall on deaf ears
That the newbie has spoken
Despite all our tears.
Calliope
10-09-2002, 06:00 AM
Towns should know
Towns should know...
Closing makes us pained
And keeping this thread open
Results in spam being detained
Del Murder
10-09-2002, 06:24 AM
BoB should know
BoB should know...
The havok we can unleash
If this thread is colsed
Causing our spam swords to unsheath.
Calliope
10-09-2002, 06:45 AM
Towns
Towns...
We've been through many phases
Leave the thread open for me
Or for the Strawberry Glazes!
Loony BoB
10-09-2002, 06:02 PM
Ha ha
Ha ha...
Hee hee ha ha ho ho
Will I let them spam?
Hee hee ha ha- No.
Quiet, you.
Quiet, you.
You'll do what they tell you to.
Otherwise when you get home tonight,
There will be no lovin' for you.
Loony BoB
10-10-2002, 01:05 AM
My Mum
My Mum...
Is the only other in this flat
And to leave this thread open for her lovin'?
I'll have NONE of that! >_<;;
Calliope
10-10-2002, 02:35 AM
Maybe
Maybe...
I'll try something new
I'll go and ring your Mum
And then I'll tell on you!
Del Murder
10-10-2002, 04:37 AM
It's up to him
It's up to him...
If he feels he should impose
But if the roles were reversed
His relief from stress I would never close.
Calliope
10-10-2002, 10:06 PM
Pity then
Pity then...
The roles are not reversed
Cos it might be just a poem
But its' loss will leave me cursed
Del Murder
10-11-2002, 04:04 AM
Let's stop
Let's stop...
Fretting over that man
And post some merry poems
While we still can.
Calliope
10-11-2002, 04:23 AM
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha...
What a silly louse
For calling Daniel Towns a man
When he's more of
A mouse!
Del Murder
10-15-2002, 01:18 AM
Forums were down
Forums were down...
And this poem stayed dead
And now that they are back
I can come here and cool my head.
Calliope
10-15-2002, 07:54 AM
Indeed
Indeed...
The fora have come back
But I didn't really miss them
I'm on a different track?
Del Murder
10-15-2002, 08:19 AM
This track
This track...
On which you seem to be
When you look to the end
What is it that you see?
Calliope
10-16-2002, 05:08 AM
The end
The end...
Of this track is quite plain
For at the end of it I see
OH MY GOD! IT'S A TRAIN!
Del Murder
10-16-2002, 06:38 AM
Oh no!
Oh no!
The train is coming fast
But I push you out of the way
As it goes zooming past.
Calliope
10-16-2002, 06:42 AM
Thanks Tony
Thanks Tony...
But as you can see
Daniel was driving the train
He's out to get me!
Del Murder
10-17-2002, 04:57 AM
Don't worry
Don't worry
We'll stop the pain
Put a rock on the tracks
And derail that crazy train.
Calliope
10-17-2002, 06:06 AM
Derailing
Derailing...
Could cause quite a fuss
So I suggest instead
We collide it with a bus!
Del Murder
10-20-2002, 04:15 AM
Ok
Ok...
We'll collide with him I guess
But when it's all over
Who will clean up the mess?
Calliope
10-20-2002, 05:40 AM
Well
Well...
I dunno what to do
So let us hire the Spam Brigade
The greatest cleaning crew!
Del Murder
10-21-2002, 04:00 AM
We will
We will...
Accomplish this feat
And have a lunch
Of some yummy spiced meat.
Calliope
10-21-2002, 05:55 AM
Spiced Meat
Spiced Meat...
After surveying the debris
I think that I'll have to pass
And lunch later, please!
Del Murder
10-21-2002, 06:05 AM
Fine then
Fine then...
Of mine you can't have any
But we'll see who starves
When all you have is a penny.
Calliope
10-22-2002, 12:40 AM
Au contraire
Au contraire...
You might think me fickle
But if I remember correctly
I also have a nickle!
Del Murder
10-23-2002, 01:52 AM
As for that
As for that...
I surely do implore
That that nickel that you have there
Brings you luck forevermore.
Calliope
10-27-2002, 03:47 AM
No matter
No matter...
If it is lucky
Cos money can't buy happiness
And lifes best things are free
Del Murder
10-27-2002, 05:01 AM
Well then
Well then...
What do you have there?
Cause if you found some free happiness
You better damn well share!
Calliope
10-27-2002, 05:06 AM
Share
Share...
I do that all the time
Just like you and Sarah
When you're chattin online!
Del Murder
10-27-2002, 05:23 AM
If by sharing
If by sharing...
You mean being tricky
Stealing my computer
So she can talk to Nicky. :mad:
Calliope
10-29-2002, 02:05 AM
Talk to Nicky
Talk to Nicky...
Yeah, she does, and how!
Except that stupid nobody
Is talking to me now.
Del Murder
10-29-2002, 03:53 AM
Well Nicky
Well Nicky...
You really have to tell us
Who this Nobody is
Cause I'm getting jealous!
Calliope
10-29-2002, 04:03 AM
I dunno
I dunno...
What I should really say
I'll just continue waffling
Randomly if I may
Del Murder
10-29-2002, 04:12 AM
As for me
As for me...
You never cease to baffle
Cause I can't figure out
How someone can waffle.
Calliope
10-29-2002, 04:26 AM
Waffling
Waffling...
Doesn't require much timing
I do however insist
You work upon your RHYMING!
Del Murder
10-29-2002, 05:56 AM
I'll work
I'll work...
Upon that soon you'll see
But for now I have to
Work on Geology.
Calliope
10-29-2002, 06:06 AM
Indeed
Indeed...
At your school of hard knocks
I'll leave you to study
After STEALING ALL THE ROCKS!
Del Murder
10-29-2002, 06:10 AM
My my
My my...
You sure do have the touch
To make my roommates think I'm crazy
As I'm laughing so much.
Calliope
10-29-2002, 06:13 AM
Not really
Not really...
I'm really quite mundane
But they don't really take much
To believe that you're insane!
Del Murder
10-29-2002, 06:23 AM
Maybe I am
Maybe I am...
Some kind of crazy guy
Who never makes sense
Dog cat hook cart pie.
Calliope
10-29-2002, 06:26 AM
Some kind
Some kind...
The mark you have there missed
For I think we will agree
You are the craziest!
Del Murder
11-01-2002, 01:15 AM
But now
But now...
It isn't as easy
To act all insane
When nobody's around to see me.
chionos
11-01-2002, 04:10 AM
oh i see
oh i see...
you and your masquerade
i like to watch you dance and dance
in the nut parade.
Calliope
11-03-2002, 04:02 AM
Nut parade
Nut parade...
Can you hear their cheers?
They think that you will eat them
And henceforth stems their fears.
Del Murder
11-03-2002, 04:13 AM
Eat them
Eat them...
Now let's not be hasty
When compared with people
In N Out is much more tasty.
Calliope
11-03-2002, 04:23 AM
In n Out
In n Out...
Their burgers don't have starch
But do they have lotsa streamers
And can they go and march?
Del Murder
11-03-2002, 04:58 AM
Starch
Starch...
Of that the burgers are free
Know what else they lack?
That funky MSG.
Calliope
11-04-2002, 01:22 AM
La di da
La di da...
As you can or cannot see
I'm eating rice for lunch today
Cos it's low in calorie(s)!
Del Murder
11-04-2002, 01:26 AM
You know
You know...
The answer I have for that
I cannot see what you are eating now
Or if you are wearing your :hat:
Calliope
11-05-2002, 01:59 AM
My hat
My hat...
It's really pretty great
I can smuggle stuff in it
Don't have to pay for freight!
Del Murder
11-05-2002, 05:38 AM
In that case
In that case...
Though it won't be easy
Do me a favor
And smuggle me a kiwi!
chionos
11-05-2002, 03:53 PM
A kiwi?
A kiwi?
Who would want a kiwi?
if you really are a friend
you will smuggle me a kishi ;)
Calliope
11-06-2002, 04:51 AM
A Kishi
A Kishi...
I would grant you this boon
Except I fear it would disturb
Your Idol, Dr Unne!
Del Murder
11-08-2002, 05:19 AM
To disturb
To disturb...
Truly is not hard
All you have to do
Is send a blank postcard.
Liquid Glass
11-08-2002, 05:28 AM
*the postmaster walks in.*
*and thinks. good god*
a piece of gum
a piece of gum
can make your jaw very num
so be careful
and dont be dumb.
jezz.
its hard to come up with things after 19 pages have been filled with stuff.
lets bring the orginal back for a sec.
a vey odd poem by auron
a cat looks out a wooden window
the car..
the car runs over the dog
a cat dies of laughter
another cat looks throught wooden window........
just a recap.
Calliope
11-18-2002, 05:26 AM
Recap
Recap...
Is not all that you did
You put the poem to a stop
But I pried off the lid!
Del Murder
11-18-2002, 06:18 AM
I wasn't
I wasn't...
The one who let this thread burn
I was waiting to post
It just wasn't my turn.
Calliope
11-18-2002, 06:24 AM
Yeah well
Yeah well...
Though it's burnt aplenty
We can keep apostin
Way past page atwenty!
Del Murder
11-18-2002, 06:40 AM
I think
I think...
That's a good plan
To post in this thread
Until we get the ban.
Calliope
11-18-2002, 06:54 AM
Hey there
Hey there...
Don't give them ideas
Of stopping all our posting
Though it smite our peers!
Del Murder
11-18-2002, 08:06 AM
And now
And now...
It's about time
That the Great Nicky
Has forked up on a rhyme!
chionos
11-18-2002, 03:30 PM
I wonder...
I wonder...
why are you obsessed
with propagating this facade
and with every rhyme expressed
Calliope
11-19-2002, 01:28 AM
I wonder
I wonder...
Outside this poem odd
Why it is that your there sig's
Dedicated to a mod?
Del Murder
11-19-2002, 01:43 AM
Vey odd
Vey odd...
Vey odd indeed
And more oddness in this poem
We surely do not need.
Calliope
11-20-2002, 04:53 AM
More oddness
More oddness...
Really isn't needed
Just as warnings from a few
Always go unheeded.
Del Murder
11-20-2002, 05:01 AM
Those warnings
Those warnings...
Gave me great fear
But then minutes later
They went out the other ear.
Calliope
11-20-2002, 05:29 AM
Precious things
Precious things...
Found while one does wander
Like a pocket butterfly
And other things you squander
Del Murder
11-20-2002, 05:53 AM
Squander
Squander...
We do that all the time
Squander our lives away
Left without a dime.
Calliope
11-20-2002, 06:15 AM
A waste
A waste...
A waste of such a life
But it could be not a thing else
When battered by such strife!
Del Murder
11-21-2002, 11:21 PM
Wasting
Wasting...
Is something I know about
But what it takes to stop it
I have not figured out.
Calliope
11-28-2002, 01:46 AM
Stop it
Stop it...
Pretty easy, doncha know
All you gotta do is
Throw a turkey out your window!
Del Murder
11-28-2002, 06:31 AM
Listen to you
Listen to you...
That's no way to make a living
Getting me kicked out of my family
By ruining Thanksgiving.
Calliope
11-30-2002, 03:41 AM
Well well
Well well...
Some turkeys do not fly
And that is not really your fault
So you shouldn't say goodbye!
Del Murder
11-30-2002, 03:57 AM
Of course
Of course...
Cause when someone's being tricky
The blame never goes to me
Always on to Nicky.
Loony BoB
11-30-2002, 01:05 PM
It's true...
It's true...
Best spammer you were both in
This thread makes it understandable
I'm just glad a Kiwi did win.
Calliope
12-02-2002, 02:37 AM
A kiwi
A kiwi...
Although it cannot fly
Will most undoubtably win
It doesn't have to try :D
Del Murder
12-02-2002, 02:59 AM
A kiwi
A kiwi...
May have won this time
But I think she and her fellow kiwi
Got away with the perfect crime.
Calliope
12-04-2002, 04:12 AM
That's funny
That's funny...
And you can watch me laugh
When you get kicked outta eoff
For accusing eoff staff!
Del Murder
12-04-2002, 07:10 AM
Be careful
Be careful...
Of what off your tongue you let roll
Cause a few days ago
I was in control!
Calliope
12-07-2002, 05:19 AM
Control
Control...
You're in control of what?
Judging from your username
You can't control squat!
Night_Sword
12-07-2002, 06:07 AM
Time
Time...
For some fun
As spam ain't spam
Without its son.
Del Murder
12-09-2002, 03:41 AM
It was truly
It was truly...
A morning beyond the norm
When they created
A Del Murder Forum.
Calliope
12-09-2002, 05:13 AM
Del's forum
Del's forum...
Twas really just a phase
Somewhere else you can find
Where to pass the bleys
Del Murder
12-09-2002, 08:06 AM
I can not find
I can not find...
That silly little thread
Maybe the answer lies
In your silly little head.
Calliope
12-09-2002, 08:38 AM
I dunno
I dunno...
Where the answer is
Go and ask mr bleys
The thread is kinda his!
Del Murder
12-09-2002, 08:49 AM
That might
That might...
Not help out a bunch
Talking to Bleys
Since I ate him for lunch.
Calliope
12-09-2002, 09:34 AM
Bother
Bother...
Not everybody reckons
That that's really what's been done
They're queuing up for seconds!
Del Murder
12-10-2002, 02:18 AM
Oooh no thanks
No thanks...
I'm completely full
Now I must think
Of another prank to pull.
Calliope
12-13-2002, 08:21 AM
Random things
Random things...
That life's great fury mocks
Like cats and dogs and eskimos
And exams full of rocks
Del Murder
12-13-2002, 05:15 PM
Yet other things
Other things...
Life just can't explain
Like this, that, and everything else
And how to predict the rain.
Leeza
12-21-2002, 06:57 AM
The rain,
The rain.
I can predict that, I'll bet.
Come to the Northwest
And you're sure to get wet.
Calliope
12-21-2002, 09:16 PM
get wet
get wet...
how do you know?
christmas-time in the nor'west
does it bring the snow?
Del Murder
12-21-2002, 09:31 PM
The snow
The snow...
Rarely comes to here
But our Christmas is still holly jolly
And our cups are filled with cheer.
Calliope
12-22-2002, 08:30 AM
cheer
cheer...
it sounds like you oughta
try and cut down on that
and maybe stick to water!
Del Murder
12-23-2002, 05:21 PM
But
But...
You want me to be dead?
Cause there's something in the water
As Spiff always said.
Calliope
12-28-2002, 08:15 AM
Listen to spiff
Listen to spiff...
And your brain resigns
Don't take advice from he
Who likes the movie 'signs'!
Del Murder
12-30-2002, 05:42 AM
That movie
That movie...
I have never seen
I'd rather watch Major League
With loveable Charlie Sheen.
Calliope
12-30-2002, 06:33 AM
Major League
Major League...
That would probably do
Although I'm more amused
Watching "Mr Yakyuu"!
Del Murder
12-30-2002, 06:50 AM
That movie
That movie...
Wouldn't help really
Neither would it's sequel
Called 'Mr. Yakme.'
Loony BoB
12-30-2002, 02:28 PM
Attack!
Attack!
Die, scum, DIE!
It may be getting old,
But it still amuses I.
Laughter!
Laughter!
Reading through this thread,
Sure beats the hell out of
Reading Shakespeare - he's dead!
Calliope
01-03-2003, 04:31 AM
Amusing
Amusing...
This is so very witty
To a silly kiwi mod
And a burger made of kitty!
Del Murder
01-03-2003, 05:12 AM
Now what
Now what...
Are these jokers doing here?
In this poem three's a crowd
And four is quite queer.
Well hey!
Well hey!
Be glad it's not five!
If I had reproduced,
You might not be alive.
Calliope
01-03-2003, 07:50 AM
Indeed
Indeed
If you had reproduced
We would all be very ill
Or something you'd deduced
Deduce?
Produce?
Be not afraid of that!
Instead beware the anger
of a pregnant sandwiched cat.
Del Murder
01-03-2003, 11:42 PM
Quit spreading
Quit spreading
Those awful thoughts about
You can keep your kitty burgers
I'll stick with In N Out.
Ah yes...
Ah yes...
The epitome of grease!
But there's hardly any difference
Except that mine has fleas.
Leeza
01-04-2003, 10:33 PM
How could you?!
How could you?!
Eat a feline for your snack!
It's a good thing that we have this new button.
Attack! Attack! Attack!
Spatvark
01-04-2003, 10:54 PM
Easily
Easily
Spread thickly the butter
And make sure to skin it first
Or else you'd be a nutter
That sucked =P
Liquid Glass
01-04-2003, 11:38 PM
the nut
the nut
cause this thread doesnt suck
its just starting
so when you see page 50 dont say, " what?"
(running out of words, heck Calliope use Indeed 3 times.)
Leeza
01-04-2003, 11:42 PM
Oh, Peter,
Oh, Peter.
Please don't tell me that you eat felines as well!
I thought that Peters ate only pumpkins,
And kept their wives in a pumpkin shell!
Calliope
01-05-2003, 07:04 AM
pumpkins...
pumpkins...
and peters who go quack
some really silly beatnik
whose wife stole his award back!
Del Murder
01-05-2003, 09:37 AM
You people
You people...
Swarm to this thread like flies
Why the sudden interest
After 600 replies?
Well someone
Well someone
Seems isolationist,
He'll soon enough realize
This game has now a twist.
Liquid Glass
01-06-2003, 12:18 AM
a twist
a twist
dont punch del
with a fist
i insist
Say what?
Say what?
I do not understand.
Usually these make sense.
Am I in a foreign land?
Calliope
01-06-2003, 05:03 AM
foreign land
foreign land...
with a sparkly sheen
such is the encounter
with a computer screen!
A screen?
A screen!
That just might be the key
Everytime I try to smack Del
It breaks - and I bleed.
Calliope
01-06-2003, 05:42 AM
smack del
smack del...
well that's a nice try
excuse me while I pick you up
and make you a french fry!
Del Murder
01-06-2003, 06:37 AM
This stopped
This stopped...
Making sense long ago
It drives me mad
I'm still here, though.
Leeza
01-06-2003, 06:46 AM
Del and Calli,
Del and Calli,
We people won't stay here for long.
Once we get a few posts out of our system,
We'll all be moving right along. :)
Calliope
01-06-2003, 07:15 AM
damn straight
damn straight...
you'll be on your way
pretty soon you'll find a thread
to spam into the fray
Del Murder
01-06-2003, 07:34 AM
That's true
That's true...
Soon they will be gone
Yet we will remain
As we have all along.
Calliope
01-06-2003, 08:39 AM
steadfast
steadfast...
we'll add another post
and keep the rest from
the thread they love the most
Liquid Glass
01-06-2003, 11:19 PM
whoops
whoops
sorry for my stupidity
for this thread
will span over a triogily
Calliope
01-07-2003, 03:15 AM
trilogy?
trilogy...
I don't really think so!
del and I are gonna
just stick to what we know!
Liquid Glass
01-07-2003, 03:49 AM
You know
You know
this thread will last forever
so dont you worry
when it will be closed, never!
Calliope
01-07-2003, 04:20 AM
don't assume
don't assume...
to what the staff will do
or otherwise you'll surely find
they've closed the thread on you!
Del Murder
01-07-2003, 04:53 AM
Close it
Close it...
If worse came to worse
I would hunt them down
And show them my enforce. (Quiet Nicky)
Liquid Glass
01-08-2003, 01:21 AM
The knife
the knife
is able to dice
up almost anything
but you see, my finger it has sliced!
This thread...
This thread...
Itself hangs by a thread.
The last thing we need is a knife,
To make dead this old thread.
Liquid Glass
01-08-2003, 11:28 PM
if they
if they
they must sticky this today
please sticky this or archive it
then everything will be okay.
( cause then i shall create a A vey odd poem by me again!)
Calliope
01-09-2003, 04:41 AM
no way
no way...
archive it you won't dare
nobody's touching this thread
you just leave it here!
Del Murder
01-09-2003, 05:25 AM
Don't worry
Don't worry...
This thread's main enemy
Is busy in Southern Cal
With the one named Stefanie.
Well then...
Well then...
Some breathing room we shall get
But this time we will be quite sure
To not discuss a sandwiched pet.
Liquid Glass
01-10-2003, 03:06 AM
a pet
a pet
i shall get
oh wait
im in debt!
Calliope
01-10-2003, 04:38 AM
In debt
In debt...
Indeed, Auron, you are
Indebted to del and I
For getting you this far!
Del Murder
01-10-2003, 06:17 AM
You'll owe us
You'll owe us...
A thousand at least
One for every snazzy poem
In this spam feast.
Liquid Glass
01-10-2003, 10:50 PM
not spam
not spam
dont get banned
i swear ill pay you back
after i finish my tan! ( del its not spam, its...er..literture!)
Calliope
01-11-2003, 07:19 AM
literature
literature...
that's not it at all!
don't compare with beckett
you'll fill his ghost with gall!
Liquid Glass
01-11-2003, 07:35 PM
oops
oops
sorry i guess it aint litercure cause some of it poos!
its, poetry
with a couple of Loops!
Leeza
01-14-2003, 09:21 PM
Literature or poetry
Literature or poetry,
What does it really matter.
It's all been good and entertaining
Whether 'twas the former or the latter.
Calliope
01-15-2003, 04:14 AM
No matter
No matter...
You obviously don't care
The poem critics will get you
If you are not beware!
Agent Proto
01-15-2003, 04:23 AM
Oh well,
Oh well...
Time for this thread to die.
Watch it die a very peaceful death,
After I close it with one swift try.
*closes and probably archives it*
*reopens and unarchives*
Fine, have your way, infidels.
Liquid Glass
01-16-2003, 01:06 AM
*backflip*
*backflip*...
must take a sip
of the sweet necter of victory!
but ill stop before i get kicked. :D
From death...
From death...
This old thread hath returned
A lesson to all mortals
Death be laughed at and spurned.
Liquid Glass
01-16-2003, 02:39 AM
spurned
spurned...
that proves that those concerned
with our sanity do not have to worry
cause they shall be burned
Calliope
01-16-2003, 04:41 AM
closed
closed...
by two of eoff's mods
once again the thread comes back
having beaten the odds
Del Murder
01-16-2003, 06:55 AM
I can't count
I can't count...
How many times I've seen this
Raise from the dead
Like the graceful phoenix.
Calliope
01-16-2003, 07:05 AM
enough
enough...
that the thread should rise
as long as it isn't
the thread's final reprise!
Del Murder
01-16-2003, 07:30 AM
Well now
Well now...
Two mods are in the know
But the fact still remains
We have many more to go.
Calliope
01-16-2003, 08:10 AM
Informants
Informants...
We'll keep it underground
Eventually the poem
Will remain safe and sound
Del Murder
01-17-2003, 12:42 AM
Underground
Underground...
In a hole no doubt
But when it goes too far
How do we dig our way out?
Liquid Glass
01-17-2003, 02:36 AM
out
out..
we shall get a crane
from bleys
then eveything will be the same.
A crane...
A crane...
Too large and noticeable.
Something much more secretive
Should keep our status stable.
Calliope
01-19-2003, 04:07 AM
secret
secret...
just like SECRET SQUIRREL!
just like hong kong phooey
we'll give it a whirl
Del Murder
01-19-2003, 04:27 AM
Yes like them
Like them...
We will never be found
And then be at ease
Like Huckleberry Hound.
Calliope
01-21-2003, 04:41 AM
Huckleberry
Huckleberry...
Drowned his Clementine
You can play your banjo
Don't get outta line!
A line...
A line...
Such a curious thing.
So stiff and straight and boring,
Curves give much more zing.
Del Murder
01-21-2003, 07:02 AM
Zing
Zing```
Such a wonderful sound
To hear from your friends
When ever they,re around`
Calliope
01-22-2003, 12:04 PM
around
around...
a stone round your neck
keep em in tow
just for the heck
Liquid Glass
01-22-2003, 11:24 PM
heck...
heck..
thats is were we will end up
so lets all say,
whassuP!?
How sad,
How sad,
Out of all the poetry threads,
It comes to be that this one
Is the largest, and most read.
Del Murder
01-24-2003, 06:49 AM
This is the one
This is the one...
They'll be coming after
More elusive than
Even a MICRORAPTOR.
A microraptor...
A microraptor...
I have yet to see one of those.
Perhaps it will be slightly bigger
than that awful zit on your nose.
Agent Proto
01-28-2003, 02:52 AM
This thread has to end somewhere. And now seems like a good time.
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