The Eyes on Final Fantasy Prom. Closed.

[Shlup]

*splashes in Del's blood as she dances*

Wheeeeeeeee!!

[Loony BoB]

Originally posted by The Man
<FONT COLOR=38E897>The EoFF Prom: When School Proms Turn Into School Shootings&trade;.

*dances happily with Shlup, despite all the bloodshed going on around him*

Peace
The Man

After negotiations with various censors, we've been forced to put a rating on this thread. *nods*

[Etienne]

Awww. You may be a womanizer but it's not nice to not give someone a bandaid.

*gives Del Bond a bandaid and twirls off after Daniel*

[James Latimer Cockney Rebel]

I'm scared now... I don't wanna get shot *retires for the specially prepared room for him and Bunny* :joey:

[Del Murder]

Originally posted by ShlupQuack
*splashes in Del's blood as she dances*

Wheeeeeeeee!!
Kinky! I like it.

*cough*

Thanks Thorny, you're the best, <i>in more ways than one.</i>

[Shlup]

*wishes BJ didn't have to get dressed for work so she could relive post-prom with him* *sigh*

*steps on Del while she dances*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897><blockquote><font size=1 color=38E897>quote:</font><hr color=38E897>Originally posted by One Winged Angel
I'm scared now... I don't wanna get shot *retires for the specially prepared room for him and Bunny* :joey: <hr color=38E897></blockquote>"Specially prepared room" eh? *wink*

*continues dancing nonchalantly with Shlup, stepping on Del in the process as he attempts to apply his band-aid*

Peace
The Man

[Loony BoB]

:) Damn straight she is. *picks Stefanie up and kisses her*

She may be the best, but all the people spitting blood and dieing around here is making me nervous. Stef has might weird reactions to that kinda stuff. *gives a worried look as Stef puts her head closer to his neck*

[Del Murder]

Don't mind me dying on the floor or anything!

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Bah, fine. I have a few Phoenix Tails left after all. *casts Curaga on himself and tosses a Phoenix Tail to Del, who has to struggle to reach it because The Man can't throw very accurately*

You know, I liked that Del Murder fellow a lot more than this Bond wannabe.

Peace
The Man

[EoFF Sniper]

Now now now James, what kind of gentleman are you to take advantage of a poor, innocent girl like Bunny...well, OK, maybe not that innocent... aww sod it *snipes OWA*

Y'know? This really isn't the "ideal" kind of prom environmeant is it? Mweh...

[Shlup]

Don't worry, Del, we wont.

*dances more*

You know, I didn't dance once at my real prom. Spent most of my time walking around the blackjack tables with BJ.

[Tokki Wartooth]

RAWR! You dirty boy! XDDD Let's love-ru! *skips away with James*

[Etienne]

*giggles maniacally*

You know me too well, Daniel. People don't call me a vampire for nothing.

*grins rather evilly*

[Del Murder]

*eats phoenix tail?*

*mental notes to tell Del Murder to give S<s>c</s>hlup a nice hard enforcing when he gets back*

[Shlup]

I'll Schlup you, you fiend!

*enforces Del into the floorboards*

[Del Murder]

Ouch! Now why would you wear cleats to a prom?

[Loony BoB]

*promptly puts Stefanie down and brings her to the food & drinks*

Uh... chip'n'dip, honey?

[Shlup]

These are just the ones Chef bought me after ruining my Con's. *shrug* Ask him. *stomps more*

I'm sleepy, gonna take a nap. *abandones prom*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Apparently, Bond isn't enjoying this "kinkiness" anymore. How ironic.

Later, Shlup. *hug*

Bah, I'm partnerless again. And the only two women here are making out with their dates, or maybe doing even more. How saddening. *mopes*

Bah. Stuffed Regis had better show up to this prom soon.

Peace
The Man

[Nait]

Originally posted by The Man
<FONT COLOR=38E897>The EoFF Prom: When School Proms Turn Into School Shootings&trade;.
</font>


I just wanted to point out that you used "Prom" twice, which makes it sound "bad". Please, reformulate yourself or I will have to R-18 your unaesthetical arse - With Del.

[Loony BoB]

*grins* Nait made a booboo while talking about booboos. Silly Nait. *gives Nait some garlic bread*

[James Latimer Cockney Rebel]

Originally posted by harlequil
RAWR! You dirty boy! XDDD Let's love-ru! *skips away with James*

Love-ru?! *scores* Laterz people, I'm gonna be busy for the next few hours ^_~ *runs off*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>The EoFF Prom: When School Dances Turn Into School Love-Ins&trade;.

Righty-ho.

Peace
The Man

[Etienne]

You know what this prom needs?

KARAOKE!

*yanks a microphone out of nowhere and begins to siiing~!*

[Del Murder]

As Nait said, Nait has a point. You shouldn't twice use the same word in the same sentence twice. That's just bad and bad.

*is used to R-18 someone?*

Kinky! I like it.

[Nait]

Originally posted by The Man
<FONT COLOR=38E897><B>The EoFF Prom: When School Dances Turn Into School Love-Ins&trade;.</B>

Righty-ho.

Peace
The Man

To many words. And School.

Eoff Prom: When Dances Turn Into Disaster.

[Loony BoB]

Originally posted by Thorn
You know what this prom needs?

KARAOKE!

*yanks a microphone out of nowhere and begins to siiing~!*

I hope you know you're going to sing a song tonight that I asked you to sing last time >=D

Don't spend too much time on stage, love. I'm waiting.

[EoFF Sniper]

*notes a lull in the activity since Stef got on stage*

Uhh... Thorn, could you please get off stage? All the men are staring and I'm sure BooB is getting jealous...

[Loony BoB]

BooB is always jealous of me, that bastard.

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>I looked at this thread when there were already 1337 views. How 1337.

*stares at Steffy like a <s>naughty</s> good little boy*

Peace
The Man

[Etienne]

But I just got started!


Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like youuuuuu~!


Meh. Fine. *walks off stage*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Aw. That was actually great. *wants an encore*

Peace
The Man

[Del Murder]

*gets on stage*

'Now I'm Del Bond
yes I'm the real Bond
All you other Del Bonds
Are fish in my pond...'

[EoFF Sniper]

*snipes Del Bond*

No, just no... it's bad enough you're singing Eminem songs but that badly as well? Just no...

[Mikztsu]

*wakes up somewhere and gives everyone wuv wub*

*enforces the stage*

[Loony BoB]

Very nice, honey! *loveloves* Hrmm. I'd sing, but ... nah. Can someone please come up with a slow one? I can't fast-dance for crap, but Stef and I need to have some time with each other on the floor. =) (http://loonybob.homestead.com/files/Stef.jpg)

[Del Murder]

Is this the end of zombie Shakespeare?

[Etienne]

I may not be able to fast dance, but I can waltz!

*leads daniel around the dance floor in a waltz*

Oh my. Delly is bleeding all over the floor again.

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>This just isn't his day, is it?

Oh well. That's what he gets for imitating bad rappers.

Peace
The Man

[Loony BoB]

MEDIC!

Read: Doc Wyllius

[Mikztsu]

Damn you, Doctor Wyllius.

[Tokki Wartooth]

My prom date left me! Even after our love-run in the secret room! Oh, I feel so used!

*cries*

..Will you dance with me?

[Del Murder]

Must...stay...alive...and...annoy...members...

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Sure. *dances with harlequil*

Oops! Was that a spy I just stepped on? Sorry. Ack, my shoes are all bloody now. *continues dancing*

Peace
The Man

[EoFF Sniper]

Well, I'll do a slow one then... *steps up on stage and plays Sleeping Beauty by A Perfect Circle*

Delusional
I believed I could cure it all
For you dear
Coax or trick or drive or
Drag the demons from you
Make it right for you sleeping beauty
Truly thought
I could magically heal you

You're far beyond a visible
Sign of your awakening
Failing miserably to rescue
Sleeping beauty

Drunk on ego
Truly thought I could make it right if I
Kissed you one more time to
Help you face the nightmare but you're
Far too poisoned for me
Ssuch a fool to think that I could wake you from your slumber
That I could actually heal you

Sleeping beauty
Poisoned and hopeless

Far beyond a visible sign of your awakening
Failing miserably to find a way to comfort you
Far beyond a visible sign of your awakening
Hiding from some poisoned memory

Poisoned and hopeless
Sleeping beauty

[Mikztsu]

*shrugs*

Ìt's just that I wouldn't want to watch these silly movies about American football. =I Can't really explain.

[Del Murder]

*bleeds on harlequil's blouse*

Here, let me wipe that up for you...

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>*wipes a tear*

That was.... incredible. Sniper. :whoa: Bravo.

Peace
The Man

[Etienne]

Wow. Delly sure hold a lot of bloooooood. <--(ignore that break in self control)

*exchanges waltz for a slow dance*

Mmmmm.

[Loony BoB]

*melts into Stefanie and watches the world around disappear*

[Mikztsu]

*melts just for no reason at all*

[Del Murder]

'I'm melting, melting! What a world!' - Mik


*continues to lie on the floor all bleeding and stuff*

[Etienne]

*slow dances over bond and continues in another direction, utterly oblivious*

[Loony BoB]

*quickly opens a bottle of champagne and puts the cork in Del's wound*

[Nait]

BoB is paranoid. Why would we want to get Stef? I have no obvious reasons.





















<small>But who needs reasons?</small>

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>I'd date Stef in a heartbeat myself, were she not already dating BoB. I mean, c'mon. Just look at those eyes. And that smile. *swoons*

Ah. Damn. Somebody toss me a Phoenix Tail?

Peace
The Man

[Del Murder]

*notices Manny on the ground*

Hey, thanks for coming by. Careful of the people with cleats. But it doesn't feel so bad after the first few tramplings.

[Etienne]

Sorry boys, but I'm very taken and very not available.

*clings to daniel posessively*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Hey, I think I have one last Phoenix Tail in my pocket....

Ah. Rawk! *gets up and resumes dancing with harlequil*

Of course you're not available, Stef. It was just a hypothetical situation. If you were single, then I'd ask you out. But out of respect for Daniel, I wouldn't ask you out if you broke up with him until long after said hypothetical breakup, out of mere courtesy.

It doesn't like they'll un-melt from each other anytime soon at the moment. *shruggle*

Peace
The Man

[Loony BoB]

No more hypothetical situations please, Daniel is getting both nervous and scared. ;_;

[Nait]

<small>To EoFF Sniper</small> - Yes, what if BOB was DEAD, eh? Think about it, who'd GET STEFIE when BOB is SIX FEET UNDER, eh?

[EoFF Sniper]

Y'know? If you rearrange the letters in daniel, you get denial... read into that what you will...

[Etienne]

Argh. Okey guys. Lay off it, please?

[Nait]

And "nailed".

EDIT:

OK, ok. :p I won't torture Towns anymore. Promise.

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>*continues dancing with a very silent harlequil*

Peace
The Man

[Loony BoB]

*takes Stef away to their personal afterprom*

BoBBye :)

[Ashi]

*watches fro a very <i>very</i> far corner and will not be joining the "fun"*

[Nait]

Byyyeee! Have fun! And remember, we're here if you run into any kind of problem! <i>Any</i>.

EDIT:


Why, you're being cheery.

[James Latimer Cockney Rebel]

Originally posted by The Man
<FONT COLOR=38E897>*continues dancing with a very silent harlequil*

Peace
The Man

Thats because you there are holding a robot model >=P I have the real one, in my arms here! *points and hugs Bunny*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Blarg. I got tricked. She said you'd been... neglectful.

Ah, Tatum. Why aren't you joining us? We're all peaceful, loving people. Would you like to dance?

Peace
The Man

[Mikztsu]

Oh Nait, you snake-tongued little weasel.>=D Anyone can read between <i>those</i> lines.

[Nait]

What lines?

[Mikztsu]

Ones in your green little arse.=)

[Nait]

My arse is definitely <i>not</i> green. It's "flesh-coloured".

[Mikztsu]

Green little arse, <i>red</i> little arse...what's the difference?

[crono_logical]

<FONT COLOR="#38E897">*forces Nait to sit in a bucket of green paint*</font>

[Del Murder]

Uh oh, it's time for telenovela, part 2!

El Muchacho: Thorn...
Thorn: ¿Sí?
El Muchacho: ¿Por qué quieres Loco RoBerto?
Thorn: ¡Porque lo amo!
El Muchacho: ¿Por qué? ¿Por qué no me quieres?
Thorn: El Muchacho...
El Muchacho: ¿Sí..?
Thorn: Quiero..
*entre Loco RoBerto*
Loco RoBerto: ¡El Muchacho! ¡No hable con mi novia!
El Muchacho: ¡Ay caramba! ¡Es Loco RoBerto! ¡Está muy celoso!
Loco RoBerto: No estoy celoso. ¡Estoy furiso!
El Muchacho: ¡Hasta luego! *corre*
Del Bond: ¡Ow! ¡Estoy en el piso! ¡No me gusta los zapatos!

[Nait]

<h1>>=\</h1>


EDIT:

<h1>xD</h1>

[James Latimer Cockney Rebel]

Originally posted by The Man
<FONT COLOR=38E897>Blarg. I got <I>tricked</I>. She <I>said</I> you'd been... <I>neglectful</I>.

Yeah, she thought I left her, when only I went for 5 minutes. Hey Bunny is silent. *pokes Bunny* Damn I have a doll too! *wonders where the real Bunny is* O_o

[crono_logical]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Now Mikztsu can shove them lines up your derriere >=] </FONT>

[Mikztsu]

Originally posted by Nait
<h1>>=\</h1>

*pets and hugs* It really is okay.:)

I mean...it <i>really</i> is.

EDIT: Now that I think of it more, I'd like to posses green or "flesh arse" also.

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Blah. I never found out whether she wanted me or not. Silly BoB entering before she could finish speaking her mind. :rolleyes2 :exdee:

Just for that, Mr Bond, I'll cast Raise on you. But you better not try to sleep with my date when (s)he arrives. And you better not steal my partners in the middle of dances, either.

Peace
The Man

[Ashi]

Originally posted by The Man
<FONT COLOR=38E897>Blarg. I got <I>tricked</I>. She <I>said</I> you'd been... <I>neglectful</I>.

Ah, Tatum. Why aren't you joining us? We're all <I>peaceful, loving</I> people. Would you like to dance?

Peace
The Man

Well I <i>am</i> waiting for my date to arrive. But why not? =O

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>&lt;The_Man&gt; *dances with Tatum*
&lt;cl_out&gt; &lt;(^_^&lt; (&gt;^_^)&gt; &lt;(^_^)&gt;

Peace
The Man

[Del Murder]

Originally posted by The Man
<FONT COLOR=38E897>Just for that, Mr Bond, I'll cast Raise on you. But you <I>better</I> not try to sleep with my date when (s)he arrives.</font>
Too late. Sorry.

Should I translate for the non-spanish speakers?

[Nait]

Don't translate, it is mucho hilarious that way.

[Bahamut2000X]

*wakes up from eating spiked food*

Eh what I miss? Girls are here now. Damn their all taken.

*goes back to eating random spiked food and stealing it*

[Tokki Wartooth]

Look! James is in his prom suit! Sigh, he's so dreamy XD

[Del Murder]

I am also waiting for Tatum's date to arrive. He is my arch nemesis after all.

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>And when he gets here, I lose a dance partner. *nod* Oh well. There will surely be other women around, too.

*keeps dancing with Kathy while he still can*

Peace
The Man

[Bahamut2000X]

Ah what the hell? *bites random people*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897><FONT SIZE=5>OUCH.</FONT>

Peace
The Man

[Ashi]

If there aren't enough girls to dance with, the guys can make dance partners out of each other... =P

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>I asked BOU to the prom, but he was too lazy to get up and dance, I believe. Bother.

*keeps dancing with Kathy*

Peace
The Man

[EoFF Sniper]

No biting Bahamut or I go all security on your arse

[ShadowNINku]

*wakes up confused with soggy chips dripping from lips*

[Bahamut2000X]

*Goes back to eating*

[EoFF Sniper]

*shoots Bahamut2000X*

I warned you...

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Gah, I'm hungry. Real hungry. Sorry, Kathy, but I have to abandon you; your date's almost here, anyway.

We'll dance some more later if you liked it enough. ;)

*wanders over to the snack bar*

Peace
The Man

[Ferenan]

*gingerly walks in with his pimped out clothing, including a fake fro and austin powers esque suit* Sorry I'm late *brushes his hand through his hair* You know how it is. Heh. *puts on disco inferno* woop! *starts breakdancing*

[Ashi]

I'm Kathy now? =]

<B>Edit:</B> Ferenan! *Goes all over him and such*

[Tokki Wartooth]

*kicks fake-afro-guy Gregory*

[EoFF Sniper]

Hmm... Spatvark seems to have disappeared and there's a strange smell coming from the toilets where he was last seen... *goes off to investigate*

[Ferenan]

*puts his arm around Tatum hastily* So..how does the corner look? *points to an empty, dark corner* ;)

[Ashi]

Err-- Spatvark had his first drink?

<B>Edit:</B> *Snugs Ferenan* It looks terrefic. ;D *Pushes Ferenan towards it*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>I heard about six people calling you Kathy, so I assumed that you were Kathy.

I believe there was a closet that had been deadbolted, but the Sniper sniped it while Loony BooB and Thorn were... in there. You can feel free to investigate, however. It might afford a bit more privacy than a mere corner, especially if you can get it deadbolted again, in a more Sniper-resistent manner.

Then again, the Sniper is away right now, anyway. :joey:

...

Oh, me. *dateless, partner-less and alone*

<table><tr><td bgcolor=#204962><font size=5 color=38E897>OOC:</font></td><td><font color=38E897 size=2>Sorry for the hasty exit, by the way. I had been cooking dinner and completely lost track of time.</font></td></tr></table><font color=38E897>
Blah. I'm dancing with myself, much like Billy Idol. Oh well. Billy Idol was thought of as insanely attractive by a tremendous number of girls, so maybe there's something to dancing with oneself after all.

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Starpulse]

Well..I was gonna ask Cloud of Midgar, but oh well. *goes to the snack bar*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Heh. Cloud of Midgar is on vacation right now, and had he been here, he would've most certainly gone with Windstar, had he even gone. Sorry though.

...

Want to dance for the next song?

Peace
The Man

[Ferenan]

*sweeps Tatum off her feet and brings her to the corner* Wee! We won't be doing much "dancing" tonight, persay....maybe a different dance :love: :lovers: :lovers: :lovers: :lovers: :lovers: :lovers: :lovers: :lovers: :lovers:

[Ashi]

I bit the only other person who called me Kathy... I had no idea other people call me that, too =P

<B>Edit:</B> *Goes with Ferenan*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>I apologis*gets bitten* Ow.

Sorry.

Peace
The Man

[Cute&Dangerous]

err... *finally shows up?*

[ShadowNINku]

Come on girls......dance with me.....the smell, well don't mind the smell

[Starpulse]

Originally posted by The Man
<FONT COLOR=38E897>Heh. Cloud of Midgar is on vacation right now, and had he been here, he would've most certainly gone with Windstar, had he even gone. Sorry though.

...

Want to dance for the next song?

Peace
The Man
Uhm..sure. If no one else is going to.

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Oh, fine. *asks Chauntell to dance*

Pretty please?

Edit: Er, wait. My previous invitation has been accepted. You'll have to wait a song. Sorry.

Starpulse: Certainly.

*dances*

Peace
The Man

[Del Murder]

*is face down on the floor still*

Looks like you've finally won, Hermie.

[Cute&Dangerous]

Er.. Sure I'll fake dance with you?
O_o

*misses the fact that the prom is usually in the chat* I guess it is more active but... arg.

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>*groan* That's what I get for posting at the same time as everyone else.

I suppose it's possible to dance with two people at once. Especially online. *does so* *has just created a huge amount of confusion*

Hey, this could last for longer if you ladies would like that. ;)

Didn't I cast Raise on Del a long time ago?

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Tokki Wartooth]

Oi! I gotta go! Del Murder got blood on my dress. And you know that saying; "Girl with blood on their dress gets no love-ru!"

*dances with nam peun James one last time before leaving*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Blah, harle, that means nothing. The blood on your dress could even be seen as... kinky. According to Del here on the floor, that's very lovable. :D

Peace
The Man

[ShadowNINku]

Starpulse....these are good chips
::eats cookie monster style::
I give you my hand, don't be afraid Let's dance

[James Latimer Cockney Rebel]

Noo! Bunny don't go! *scrubs blood off dress in an attempt to keep her there*

Ah well, bye Harlequil! *love-ru's*

Hmm... *looks for another gal to dance with*

[Cute&Dangerous]

pfft, who needs dresses anyways! The no clothing trend is the way of the future

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Hoo boy. :love:

Hey, Chauntell. Want to... y'know... "dance" in someplace a little bit more... private? That dark corner over there?

*slapped by Ferenan*

Ow. Not that one. That one. *points*

Peace
The Man

[Starpulse]

Originally posted by ShadowNINku
Starpulse....these are good chips
::eats cookie monster style::
I give you my hand, don't be afraid Let's dance
Sure. *tippy-toes to dance* Sucks when you're only 4'11. :p

[James Latimer Cockney Rebel]

*nods secretely to The Man and points him to his old room where OWA and Harlequl used to occupy*

Aww... there's no gals left here... *wonders about in his Vincent outfit*

[Cute&Dangerous]

Fake dancing is as far as I go! No fakeing anything else. ^_^

[ShadowNINku]

*begins to unbutton shirt*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Aw... not even hugs and kisses? *hugs you*

That's fair, Chaunty. I respect that. ;)

Peace
The Man

[James Latimer Cockney Rebel]

Originally posted by ShadowNINku
*begins to unbutton shirt*

Hey... *points to sign "NoO OorgieZ"*

[Nait]

<b>Can males fake an orgasm? Discuss.</b>

[Cute&Dangerous]

Originally posted by Nait
<b>Can males fake an orgasm? Discuss.</b>

I thought they could? I mean... It's quite easy for females to. You should know! You are a male aren't you?! *glares*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897><blockquote><font size=1 color=38E897>quote:</font><hr color=38E897>Originally posted by Nait
Can males fake an orgasm? Discuss. <hr color=38E897></blockquote>Who needs to fake one when they're dancing with someone as beautiful as *shot by a non-EoFF Sniper*

Oh. While we're sort of discussing that, I should probably make it clear that Chauntell and I aren't here as each other's dates, just in case some of you get the wrong impression. :rolleyes2 *keeps dancing with her until someone else wants to dance with her and she accepts*

Peace
The Man

[James Latimer Cockney Rebel]

Originally posted by The Man
<FONT COLOR=38E897> *keeps dancing with her until someone else wants to dance with her and she accepts*

Peace
The Man

*looks toward C&D* Hey... err uh.. *cough* Do you want to... err... *is too shy... goes to a corner which isn't occupied*

[Del Murder]

Can males fake an orgasm? Discuss.
Give me a minute and I'll tell you.

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>*whispers to C&D* <FONT SIZE=1>_{Hey, do you want to dance with a timid OWA? It might make his day.}</FONT>

Peace
The Man

[Cute&Dangerous]

Originally posted by One Winged Angel


*looks toward C&D* Hey... err uh.. *cough* Do you want to... err... *is too shy... goes to a corner which isn't occupied*

What? Eat bananas? Go fishing? Style your hair?! hehe


[edit - hurry up Del! Geez, it shouldn't take that long if you're only trying to fake it... ^_^]

[Del Murder]

I choose 'eat bananas'.

[James Latimer Cockney Rebel]

Originally posted by Cute&amp;Dangerous


What? Eat bananas? Go fishing? Style your hair?! hehe


How about all of those, and a dance! *is trying his luck* *holds out hand curteously*

[ShadowNINku]

No Orgies....augh man Grrrr...
::unbuttons shirt exposing tight tank top::
care to touch my sexy belly anyone>?

[Nait]

Originally posted by Cute&amp;Dangerous
I thought they could? I mean... It's quite easy for females to. You should know! You are a male aren't you?! *glares*

I only have secondhand experience. =\ Knowledge. Seconhand knowledge.

[Cute&Dangerous]

Originally posted by One Winged Angel


How about all of those, and a dance! *is trying his luck* *holds out hand curteously*

Ooooh DANCE! Well then of course *fake dances with you*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897><FONT SIZE=9>>=D</FONT>

Oh, damn. I'm alone again.

But I'm dancing with myself. Just like Billy Idol. Oh-oh! Oh-oh!

Well, I'll be willing to dance with you again later, Chauntell, if you like. :)

Peace
The Man

[Starpulse]

*heads back to the snack bar*

[Nait]

*reads his book*


Ciao, everyone! I'm off to bed!

[James Latimer Cockney Rebel]

Whoo! *fake-grooves and does the fake uber-jumptwisttriplebackwardmmegadiveandlandonyourfeet move*
Wow, your a great dancer C&D =) carries on-a boogiing =D

[ShadowNINku]

welcome to my lair starpulse....may I suggest the salt and vinegar chips?

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>You're absolutely right about C&D, James. Best. Dancer. Ever.

*waits for another round of dancing*

Peace
The Man

[Starpulse]

Mm..Starpulse sounds too flashy. Call me Sonya. And yes, I'd love to. ^^

[ShadowNINku]

wait my cell phones ringing
::FF prelude theme plays::
I'll be back
::gets lost in a dark part of the room::

[Del Murder]

Can males fake an orgasm? Discuss.
I have come to the conclusion that it can happen with the proper use of water, flour, a squirt gun, and unflavored gelatin, combined with well timed moaning. Thank-you.

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>You might also need smoke and mirrors, too, but I think Del's right.

Peace
The Man

[Cute&Dangerous]

Originally posted by Del Bond

I have come to the conclusion that it can happen with the proper use of water, flour, a squirt gun, and unflavored gelatin, combined with well timed moaning. Thank-you.

Thanks for getting that bit of information for all the guys out there having ... um.. diffuculties.

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Diffuculties indeed.

C&D, whenever you're ready to dance, I'll be waiting, unless some other lovely lady has shown up by then and swept me off my mortal feet. :)

Peace
The Man

[ShadowNINku]

*returns to dancing*
*turns partner around*
yea baby *thrusts hips*

[James Latimer Cockney Rebel]

*stands down* I'll wait for Bunny to come back now... she'd be pretty angry if she thought I was being promiscuous...

[Del Murder]

Once the Spam Queen gets here you're all doomed. Just fyi.

*Bonds his way over to the bar to get his third martini, shaken, not stirred*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>I'm here to inform you that Chauntell is not feeling very well at the moment and will be taking a break. Will we see her later? Who knows. Let's all wish her well, though. *wishes her well*

*dances with himself, and rocks out*

Peace
The Man

[Starpulse]

Uhm..I g2g. I'll come back here later. *exits*

[James Latimer Cockney Rebel]

Believe me, I know Del and Calliope, and this prom thread will indeed be doomed... *gets plaque ready to hang outside*

Edit: I guess my dancing was a lil bit too hectic for C&D j/k. Wish her well for me, The Man :)

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Really. And before I could pull off my best moves, too. Bah.

But no, it wasn't our dancing skills that made her feel unwell. Rest assured about that. ;)

Later, Starpulse. I guess we're without women now, since Ferenan and Tatum left to <s>have sex</s> "dance" over in that corner. >=D

[James Latimer Cockney Rebel]

XD, yeah and I don't know where Bunny's gone. I heard the EoFF Sniper had his sights set on her... *goes off to look... gets shot by the foresaid Sniper*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Gee, the Sniper Sniper sure has been in that bathroom with Spatvark for a long time. I wonder what could possibly be going on.

Oh, OWA, I think it was Spatty that had his sights on Bunny. Wasn't it? Or maybe <s>they're one and the same?</s>

I'd go look myself, but I'm afraid of getting sniped too.

Peace
The Man

[Bahamut2000X]

*gets back up*

Wow good thing I just happened in every way to have a auto life spell on me right before I got sniped but it didn't kick back in way after I died. *shifty eyes* What? It's not a last minute way to bring me back to life without a reason......Honest. *goes back to eating the spiked food cause I'm all alone* *wink wink* *hint hint*

[Del Murder]

This prom's losing steam. Let's liven it up a little.

I challenge The Man to a dance competition! The winner will be declared the Official EoFF Ladies Man. The loser will die a horrible, horrible death.

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Only if "death" means "wounding." I happen to have a few more Phoenix Tails that I recently got off the black market.

Before I agree to compete, however, I also have one question that must be answered: How will the winner be determined?

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[James Latimer Cockney Rebel]

This'll be good although if I was involved, I'd win >=D *Starts selling tickets*

The Spam Brigade Vs The "Upholder" (Pseudo-admin yay?) bah if you don't like them choose your own names.

Edit: I'll be a judge... since, I'm probably the only other active one here...

[Bahamut2000X]

Ah go ahead and have your ladies man competition. Won't matter as I am the Ladies Dragon [/lame joke]

Ok I'll just go back in that corner and retrace my entire life second by second. *retraces life*

[Del Murder]

First person to drop loses! And....dies! Muahahaha.

You don't have to as long as you don't mind being called a

<font size=6>Wussy!</font>

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>How about The Enforcer vs. The Man?

First person to drop "swoons." And no kicking <FONT COLOR=7EB7ED>(EDIT: or tripping)</FONT> one's opponent. Add those two rules, and I'll play.

Peace
The Man

[Del Murder]

Agreed. As long as 'swoons' means 'dies and can never post again'. j/k.

Rules agreed to! Start up the music!

[Bahamut2000X]

Must...help..buddy.
*enforces Del*

But wait... must help...other buddy.
*enforces The Man*

But wait can't help both buddies. Must figure compromise to not help both. Idea thought of. *kicks Del and The Man and runs like hell back to his corner*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>I'm dancing. Oh yeah. Yeah, baby, yeah!

<FONT COLOR=7EB7ED>Edit: I have a spectacular sense of balance. *does not fall from Bahamut's kicks*</FONT>

Peace
The Man

[James Latimer Cockney Rebel]

1K post *dances*

This looks to be no easy dance folks; on one side we have the Enforcer, with his conniving schemes and woman attracting charisma he's a threat to anyone on the dance floor. On the other side we have The Man; one who will always abide by the rules but some mean dance-moves that he can pull out at any time. Who's gonna win? Were gonna see in just a little while.

[Del Murder]

*does the funky chicken*

Beat that!

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Meh. *limbos that damn good*

Peace
The Man

[Ferenan]

*shoves the terrible dancing of The Man, and the Enforcer away* *break dances* *cabbage patches* *mash potato* *twist* *strange egyptian style dancing* *flex* *smooch* *spin* *michael jackson* *Tori Amos(don't ask)* *Punch *kick* *backflip* *sexy smile* *wins*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>*&uuml;ber-moonwalk*

*sexy thrusts*

*wiggles hips*

*wins more*

Peace
The Man

[Del Murder]

Always a thorn in my side, eh Darth Hermit?

*tangos, Bond-style*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>*dances sexily, supported by <FONT COLOR="#00FFE8" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Over="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Out="this.color='#00FFE8';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Down="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Up="this.color='#00FFE8';">these four lovely women</FONT> (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=352901#post352901)*

*decimates Del Bond*<FONT COLOR=38E897>

[Ferenan]

Hmm..I didn't think it would come to this. Duel of the Fates *Pulls a lightsaber out of his fro, and abruptly stabs through Del Bond's heart, ending his miserable enforcer life* You don't know the power of Deforce! Only Del Murder can handle me now! *stalks off back to his corner, Darth Vader styley, and procedes to make out with Tatum*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>I hear The Man can be a formidable adversary as well. He even harnesses *gasp* the power of the Black Rabite.

Watch your back, Ferenan. :evilking:

Peace
The Man

[Ashi]

*Eyes turn into hearts*

Ferenan am my's hero.

[Del Murder]

Must...keep...dancing...with...lightsaber...through...chest.

Akk!!

*falls to one knee* *loses*

Akk!!

<font size=6><i>Et tu Hermie? Then fall, Bond!</i>

*dies*</font>

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Does this mean I win?

It's funny how the EoFF Ladies' Man isn't actually dancing with any ladies... oh wait. *looks at the <FONT COLOR="#00FFE8" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Over="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Out="this.color='#00FFE8';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Down="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Up="this.color='#00FFE8';">four lovely women</FONT> (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=352901#post352901) surrounding him* Ooh yeah. :love:

<s>*draws his own lightsaber and stabs Ferenan Obi-Wan style just for good measure, then sproings off with Tatum just because he can*</s>

Peace
The Man

[Bahamut2000X]

MASTER DEL!!!!

*pulls out lightbeam sword TM * Prepare to die you bad person you. *dual of the fates plays* *stands there akwardly waiting for you to finsh making out with Tatum*

Uhh are you gonna be done anythime soon? Or should we just do this like tomarrow or something? Or maybe I could just kill you now while you make out. Whichever works for you. *stands there whisteling*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Ah, screw it. I, Obi-Wan Manobi, am here to avenge Qui-Bond Jinn's death at the hands of you, Darth Hermit Maul. *stabs you, careful not to hurt Tatum in the process, and takes her when he leaves*

Tatum, wanna dance? :love: *gets slapped*

Damn.

Peace
The Man

[Bahamut2000X]

Drat you. I wanted to defeat him in my cool beamsaberlightness sword of death. Well drat you. I really badon people that take my kills. *cuts The Man's arm off* There we're even.

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Maybe I should become Lukeman Skywalker. Somehow, that doesn't have the same ring to it, though.

I had to exact my vengeance on the killer of my Dance Enforce partner, do you hear me? Now how am I going to wholeheartedly huggle my ladies with only one arm? Drat you!

Blarg. If Luke can get women to stay in love with him when he only has one arm, then I can get women to fall in love with me, the official EoFF Ladies' Man, with only one arm. I shall triumph!

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Ashi]

*Somehow manages to revive Ferenan as if by Magic then grabs him by the arm and speeds out of here*

O.o" the revival powers were a one-time only, the user probably dies a short while later...[/drama]... just kidding.

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Drat! He escapes! And now they're probably going to <s>have sex</s> too! [/jealousy]

Oh well. I'll get you yet, Darth Hermit! :exdee:

Peace
The Man

[James Latimer Cockney Rebel]

*Tranquilises The Man, Bahamut2000X, Ferenan and Del Bond (not that he needs it =P)*

Lets all get back to a normal prom shall we? *dances and falls over Dels head which is strangely ditached from his body*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>*continues dancing like the ladies' man he apparently is*

Peace
The Man

[Cute&Dangerous]

*throws giant talking M&Ms at YOU*

[Bahamut2000X]

*Recovers from tranqulizers* Where am I? Who am I? What are you? What am I? Who are you? Ah screw this amnesia. *eats the snack bar*

[Del Murder]

<font size=6>*is back*</font>

Welcome back Del Murder! That Bond guy was something else, wasn't he?

*patiently awaits his date's arrival so they can <s>spam</s> <s>dance</s> spam together*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>*is now the One-Armed Man. And apparently, is being bombarded by giant talking M&Ms*

<FONT SIZE=1>Mm... Chauntell, you pretty thang, I really want to dance with you... :love:</FONT>

Peace
The Man

[I Love Shoyku]

Im back. Just finished my hangover, plus I dont smell like fish anymore. : ).

[Del Murder]

Originally posted by The Man
<FONT COLOR=38E897>*is now the One-Armed Man. And apparently, is being bombarded by giant talking M&Ms*</font>
You killed my wife, didn't you?

[I Love Shoyku]

Sigh. Someone dance with me!!

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Del: Bahamut2000X just sliced off my arm, hence my being the One-Armed Man. I had nothing to do with your wife's "death." In fact, I think she may still be alive -- look at your house.

And what are you doing at the prom waiting for a date who isn't your wife? Hm?

That's right.

Chef: All the women have gone, now that Tatum whisked her date away to safety and started <s>having sex</s> making out with him.

Peace
The Man

[I Love Shoyku]

Plus, I also cut ur face off The Man, if you forgot. Mr.Ugly ; )

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Pah. *checks* No, my face is still all here. Sure you're not still drunk, Chef?

Peace
The Man

[I Love Shoyku]

Nope. Im not drunk at all. Im absolutley fine :D

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Your memory must be flawed then. My face is intact. That's what happens when you drink that much, I guess. Screws up your memory. :rolleyes2

Oh well. *goes on dancing*

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[I Love Shoyku]

*Requests to put on S Club 7* *WoOT* lol :D

[Cute&Dangerous]

Originally posted by HalifaxChef
*Requests to put on S Club 7* *WoOT* lol :D


Don't make me hurt you!! ^_^

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>*agrees with Chauntell*

Blah. Iwannadancewithsomebody. *goes on listening to the Rolling Stones and dancing alone*

Peace
The Man

[Bahamut2000X]

*Uses reverse Amnesia dust* *remembers everything*

Ah right. Man maybe I should of stuck with the amnesia. *waits in corner for someone to dance with him*

[I Love Shoyku]

*DonT StOp MoVin To ThE S CluB BeAAAT*

[James Latimer Cockney Rebel]

*pulls out guitar and starts playing some sad songs*

... forget this

*puts on "some funky music, with disco style strobe lighting effects thanks to the (sober) HalifaxChef*

Aa, Aa, Aa, Aa, Staying Alive, Staying Ali *gets shot*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Bah. I liked the Bee Gees better than S Club 7.

Peace
The Man

[Nicolas]

*jumps back in*

Hm. You people STILL having fun?

[Cute&Dangerous]

Originally posted by Nicolas
*jumps back in*

Hm. You people STILL having fun?


Heck yeah! O_o

[James Latimer Cockney Rebel]

*hears an echo*

This place is almost silent... oh well *dances while avoiding the sleeping people who have <strike>drunk</strike> danced themselves silly*

[Nicolas]

Seriously?! Darn it. I thought the fun died when I first came on. Darn. . . There go all my plans.

*drinks his spiked punch.*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897><FONT SIZE=1 COLOR=7EB7ED>
chauntellthemanwantstodancewithyouandsodolotsofothereoffers

</FONT>Did anyone else hear anything?<FONT SIZE=1 COLOR=7EB7ED>

chauntellthemanwantstodancewithyouandsodolotsofothereoffers

</FONT>I thought so.

Oh well. *ignores the voice*

Peace
The Man

[James Latimer Cockney Rebel]

Holy crap The Man you've got 1/10th of my post count in this one thread O_o err *continues dancing with self*

[Nicolas]

Hush, Mannie. You are trying to be "cool" now. That's wrong, especially when there are people like me. . . loners, and maybe a loser or two. :p

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>*shrug* I'm lonely too. :cry:

Peace
The Man

[James Latimer Cockney Rebel]

*thirds that* Bunny said she'd be gone for a while... sure is a long while. Anyways I'm out; 4AM is late, even for a guy like me. *makes himself comfy on floor*

[Cute&Dangerous]

Originally posted by One Winged Angel
Holy crap The Man you've got 1/10th of my post count in this one thread O_o err *continues dancing with self*


ditto.... almost.

Oh! Looks likes my post count is beating yours OWA, by 40 more or less?

[TidaRalique]

I feel so happy for the people who are lonely. *wins?*

[Del Murder]

You're all in for it now.

*the Knight arrives, dressed in plated armor*

[Cute&Dangerous]

Originally posted by TidaRalique
I feel so happy for the people who are lonely. *wins?*

*is lonely because she chooses to be?*



[edit - Wow Del, that knight is pretty damn sexy!]

[I Love Shoyku]

*Goes on knees, and asks C&D very politeley, will you dance with me?* *Smiles in a very nice way :D.*

[TidaRalique]

Originally posted by Cute&amp;Dangerous

*is lonely because she chooses to be?*


Good, loneliness is the way to go. *spikes the punch plots*

[Cute&Dangerous]

Originally posted by HalifaxChef
*Goes on knees, and asks C&D very politeley, will you dance with me?* *Smiles in a very nice way :D.*

^_^ Only iff you're wearing your cooking uniform! I love man in uniform. hehe yeah er.. *fake dances with you*



[edit - ooooo! Spiked punch! Way to go Tida]

[TidaRalique]

Originally posted by Cute&amp;Dangerous

Spiked punch! Way to go Tida

I know, I'm too good.

edits: okay, not that good, but hey it's good enough.

[Cute&Dangerous]

Originally posted by TidaRalique


I know, I'm too good.

Of course you are!

[Calliope]

Here I am! You can start the prom now :D

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>:exdee: Pfft, Nicky, they started it over sixteen pages ago. :p

Want to dance?

Peace
The Man

[Bahamut2000X]

This is starting to get boring. Not enough girls. *kicks random <s>drunk</s> sleeping people.*

[CloudDragon]

<font color=22E477>Man, I'm back from vacation, well actually got back a couple of hours ago, and I'm ready to get my groove on!

*dances with random people* So, anyone save a dance for me? ;)

[Calliope]

I'm too cool to dance :D

(translation: I don't know how) :hat:

[Etienne]

Hoorah!

*begins to party pez dispenser jedi knight style*

[Calliope]

Hurray for Freakazoidberg!

yeah! new word!

[Del Murder]

Finally you show up! I've been waiting to ask you this all day...

CloudDragon, would you like to dance?

xD

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>*cough* The girls are coming! The girls are coming!

Since Nicky apparently doesn't know how to dance...

Steffy, do you want to dance with me?

Peace
The <s>Official EoFF Ladies'</s> Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Etienne]

Eh, well I'm going to decline for the moment because I have something else in mind... ^_~

*makes a run for the punch bowl*

[Calliope]

*points to Tony* It's Murder on the dance floor!

Puns are funny :D

*loiters around not dancing*

[CloudDragon]

<font color=22E477>Ooooooo, Del, I'm very flattered. *dances*


10 MINUTES LATER



Ouch, Del! You kept stepping on my d...er....feet! So, anyone else want to dance?

[Del Murder]

You don't know how to dance? Well, neither do I!

*dances like a crazy white boy around Nicky*

[Etienne]

*continues to guzzle the spiked punch*

Mmmm. Puuuunch...

[musashius]

I'll dance with David, where-ever he is.

I would also like to take this oppertunity to marry someone. Where's Krissy when you need him? <small>(heh... Joyee's not around)</small>

*is not gay*

[Calliope]

*sproings around with Tony* Zing!

[Del Murder]

Zing!

[Calliope]

sproingedy!

[CloudDragon]

<font color=22E477>Nobody else wants to dance with me? I feel sad *sniff* *sniff*

*Dances with....somebody*