The Eyes on Final Fantasy Prom. Closed.

[Del Murder]

Aww, poor Brandon. What do you say we help him out Nicky?

*starts hurling cans of spam at Brandon*

[Cute&Dangerous]

Originally posted by Musashius
I'll dance with David, where-ever he is.

I would also like to take this oppertunity to marry someone. Where's Krissy when you need him? <small>(heh... Joyee's not around)</small>

*is not gay*

Oh so you DID come! You lier! hehe Looks like we aren't even anymore but you are the one the un-evened it... damn! My plans were ruined!

*runs of bableing*

[Calliope]

Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam! *joins Tony in the spam throwing*

[Ally]

*randomly appears out of nowhere*

Hi. I'm here. I think. o_O

*dances with a blow-up doll as she just found out about this prom yesterday and couldn't be arsed to find a "real" date*

[Sheik]

the prom?

*has no idea*

Well, I have no point being here...

*steals the food and runs off*

[Sakura Yume]

<font color=#AFEEEE>17 pages already? Pfft... *figured there would be spam everywhere* *brings out a machine gun and shoots everyone in sight*

:lovers: :shoot:

[Del Murder]

*spikes the punch with some spam*

[Etienne]

Huh?

*continues drinking the spiked, spammed punch*

Scrummy...*hiccup*

Mwaha...ha...

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Ally, it looks like I don't have a date either.

I've got an idea! You could be my date! :D

Well, maybe. Anyway, would you like to dance? ;)

Peace
The Man

[Calliope]

ooh punch!

[Ally]

*glee* Someone wants to dance with me! Woo~!

*pops the blow-up doll and throws it at someone*
*dances*

[Del Murder]

Noo Nicky! That punch is spammed!

[Etienne]

*wanders away drunkenly from the punch bowl*

Ooooh, look at all the pretty colors of spam!

(*hiccup*)

[TidaRalique]

If someone gets married I'd be the priest. *evil grin* *throws corn flakes and popcorn and the black jelly-beans and M&Ms... and a dog*

edits: *refills punch bowl, spikes it twice.*

[Del Murder]

Marriage? We're not <i>that</i> drunk. Well, maybe Thorn is.

[Calliope]

*sings*

there's no business like spam business like no business i know...

[Cute&Dangerous]

Originally posted by TidaRalique
If someone gets married I'd be the priest. *evil grin* *throws corn flakes and popcorn and the black jelly-beans and M&Ms... and a dog*


All the other things, I agree with... but dog throwing!? Throw cats. They land on their feet at least. ^_^

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>&lt;The Man&gt; *dances happily with Ally*
&lt;cl_out|AWAY&gt; &lt;(^_^&lt;) (&gt;^_^)&gt; &lt;(^_^)&gt;

Peace
The Man

[Del Murder]

Quiet everyone! Nicky's singing.

Go on dear.

[Etienne]

*giggles*

Oooooh, singing!

*grabs a microphone*

(*hiccup*)

[TidaRalique]

Originally posted by Del Murder
Marriage? We're not <i>that</i> drunk. Well, maybe Thorn is.

Then get that drunk!

[Del Murder]

Is this one of those times where I wake up the next day in a park with no pants on? Because I hate that.

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897><blockquote><font size=1 color=38E897>quote:</font><hr color=38E897>Originally posted by TidaRalique
Then get that drunk!<hr color=38E897></blockquote>Best. Thread. Ever.

Oh, and when you finally do get that drunk, look at the Rabites in my sig. :evilking:

<FONT COLOR=38E897><blockquote><font size=1 color=38E897>quote:</font><hr color=38E897>Originally posted by Del Murder
Is this one of those times where I wake up the next day in a park with no pants on? Because I hate that. <hr color=38E897></blockquote>I agree.

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[CloudDragon]

<font color=22E477>Okay, let's start some Karoke!

First female to finish the rest of this next song line may dance with me if you wish. Hell I'll dance with anyone anyway.

*Starts* "Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with...."

[Calliope]

there's no business like spam business, like no business i know...everything about it is appealing, everything that we do love the most, nowhere could you get that happy feeling, when you are stealing, another post...

Tony dear, are you going to join in?

[Del Murder]

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family...

[Calliope]

spare him this life from this monstrousity...dingdingdingdingdingdingdingiding...easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

[Etienne]

No! We will not let you go!
Let him go!
*hiccup*

[Del Murder]

Vershmilnut! No! We will not let you go! Let him go!
Vershmilnut! No! We will not let you go! Let him go!
Will not let you go, let him go, will not let you go, let me go oh oh oh, no no no no no no!

[Calliope]

mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia let me go!

[Shlup]

*drives her car onto the dance floor*

Back! Anyone left sober?

[Etienne]

Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia
Let me go!
*hiccup*

EDIT: Argh, I was beaten. *hiccup*

Beezlebub has a devil put aside for me
For me
For mee-*hiccup*-eeee~!

[The Man]

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for ME!!!!!!!

*rocks out*

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby
Can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out
Just gotta get right out of here

*rocks out even more*

<FONT COLOR=7EB7ED SIZE=1>Queen rocks.</FONT>

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Calliope]

ARGH! THE WRITING ISN'T GREEN! YOU MUST BE DRUNK TOO!

I hope that park bench is a big one.

[Etienne]

Aaargh. *hiccup* Everyone keeps stealing my line! *hiccup*

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me

Anyway the wind blows...

*finishes*

*hiccups*

[CloudDragon]

<font color=22E477>Erm...And I saw her face....now I'm a...


That was easy but name the original band who originally sang that song.

Who wants to dance to AC/DC? Mwahahahahaha.

[Calliope]

you don't win friends with sa-lad...i am evil ho-mer...we love monty burns-more...*starts conga line*

(and the band is THE MONKEES and they are great)

[Del Murder]

Conga like you mean it!

[Etienne]

Fwee! Conga line! It's conga time! XD

*hiccups and sways drunkenly*

[Calliope]

ah...for all the times for towns to not be here...*laughs evilly*

*congas*. i think that's a verb?

[TidaRalique]

Originally posted by Thorn
Fwee! Conga line! It's conga time! XD

*hiccups and sways drunkenly*

*hands you a glass of Vodka*

[Del Murder]

I took a class on Vodka once. John Vodka, inventer of seismograph. Yep.

*congas with the pez knights*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>I've got an idea: Let's have AC/DC with congas!

<FONT SIZE=6>I'm on a HIGHWAY TO HELL!</FONT>

Yes, AC/DC with congas sounds like a great idea. :exdee: *dances wholeheartedly*

Peace
The Man

[Etienne]

*tried to focus on the glass of vodka*

What...*hiccup*...is it?

*drinks it all anyhoo*

Mwahahahahahahahahaaaa...

*gets in the conga line...sorta*

[Calliope]

Tony, teach me!

[Shlup]

*pokes Steph in the head just to see what happens*

[CloudDragon]

*rocks out to AC/DC with The Man* Erm...I'm not homosexual or anything...just a whole hearted dance.


The Monkees ARE great.

Who's this..."All the leaves are brown, and the sky is grey"

Any takers for a dance?

[Calliope]

Why, that's California Dreamin by The Mamas and The Papas...and now I'm singing that! botherations!

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>The Mamas and the Papas would be great with Congas too. Yop.

<s>Or we could become mamas and papas while here.</s>

*rocks out*

Peace
The Man

[Shlup]

Originally posted by The Man
<s>Or we could <I>become</I> mamas and papas while here.</s>That's it! *hides*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>A lot of us seem just drunk enough to be that stupid, actually. :D

Peace
The Man

[Calliope]

ARGH! THE RABITES HAVE GONE! THE RABITES HAVE GONE!

*sings* where have all the rabites gone? once so many, now there's none...

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897><FONT SIZE=4>The Rabites are back in town!
The Rabites are back in town!
The Rabites are back in tow-ow-ow-ow-ow-own!
The Rabites are back in town!
The Rabites are back! The Rabites are back in town!</FONT>

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Del Murder]

*teaches Nicky?*

[Shlup]

So... many... bunnies! *fear*

[Calliope]

hurray! i am learned in vodkaing! *vodkas*

[TidaRalique]

*hands The Man over to Bubba*

Bubba is the jail's pimp. Bubba meet the Man, don't hurt him to bad.

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Bubba, meet my rabites! That'll teach you a lesson!

*runs off*

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[CloudDragon]

*Sings and dances* "Yeah you! *points to Nicky* She'll be Spammin' ALL NIGHT LONG!"


Now THAT'S a tune.

[Shlup]

This is not like the prom I remember.

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897><FONT SIZE=9>YOU... <s>SPAMMED</s> SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG!</FONT>

*acts all drunk-like whilst rocking out to conga-accompanied AC/DC*

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Del Murder]

Spammin' round the mountain?

I know Shlup, it's TEN TIMES BETTER!

[Calliope]

*swipes some steel drums off somebody* LALALALALA!

[Cute&Dangerous]

Originally posted by ShlupQuack
This is not like the prom I remember.

It isn't!? I thought all proms were like this??

[TidaRalique]

It's gettin' hot in herre/ so take off all ya clothes

*sings Nelly?*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>*sings drunkenly*

Take me down, little Suzy, take me down
I know ya think yer the queen of the underground
Send me dead flowers every morning
Send me dead flowers by the mail
Send me dead flowers to my wedding
And I won't forget to put roses on your grave.

<FONT COLOR=7EB7ED>Who sang that? The first one who knows gets 100 Manly Points.</FONT>

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Cute&Dangerous]

Originally posted by TidaRalique
It's gettin' hot in herre/ so take off all ya clothes

*sings Nelly?*

*Takes her hat off?*

^_^

[CloudDragon]

*to del and nicky* Underneath your clothes!!!!!! There's a million Spams!



takes her hat off


Holy! That was a good one. *has nothing to take off*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>As I've said before, this is a prom, not an orgy.

The clothes can stay. Although I would like to see C&D without them for once. :rolleyes2

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Calliope]

Tony! He's singing our song!

[Del Murder]

*looks under his clothes*

Eww, he's right. How'd they get there?

[Bahamut2000X]

*comes back from not going anywhere*

Whoa what are we doing now? Hey girls are here? Yay. Any girls wanna dance with me? Pleeeese *looks and acts cool*:cool:

[Calliope]

that's what you get for buying that spam t-shirt!

[CloudDragon]

I would like to inform you all that Del Murder/Anthony DiMera from Days of our Lives is not available for further sex0ring on the account the he is....well, let's just keep that a secret....


Actually I delivered those to you last night remember silly?

[TidaRalique]

Originally posted by The Man
<FONT COLOR=38E897>As I've said before, this is a <I>prom</I>, not an <I>orgy</i>.

The clothes can stay. Although I <I>would</I> like to see C&D without them for once. :rolleyes2

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2></font>


....

[Calliope]

*annexes Del* ha!

[Cute&Dangerous]

yeessssss.... or NOT. I'll go with NOT.

[Del Murder]

Does that mean you own me now?

Not that I'm complaining...

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897><blockquote><font size=1 color=38E897>quote:</font><hr color=38E897>Originally posted by TidaRalique
.... <hr color=38E897></blockquote>Well, of course I'd only want it if she were comfortable allowing me to see such a stunning sight. And it doesn't seem like she is, so fair enough. :)

*keeps dancing tipsily*

Where the hell did Spatvark and the Sniper go?

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[CloudDragon]

Nicky, that looks and sounds a little too much like...*anals Del*...


Anyway, so C&D, you're NOT going with any clothes on, thats cool!

*Flirts with Bahamut2000X*

[Del Murder]

Originally posted by CloudDragon
...*anals Del*...
You haven't even bought me dinner yet, Brandy!

[Calliope]

I dunno. I don't really like to think of people as things you can "own"...hm...

Oh, Spatvark doesn't want to come because that would result in a showdown between Del, my annexed prom date, and Spat, my fake sham goverment money scamming husband who neglected to ask me in the first place. There tends to be friction betwixt Snipers and Enforcers :D

[Del Murder]

Actually, me and Snipe were once an item. It's a vicious love triangle.

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Oh. Nicky, I'd forgotten. That'd partially explain why Sniper and Spatty both disappeared then.<FONT SIZE=1>

</FONT>Still, they were here awhile ago... :confused:

And Del: That was a pretty violent love triangle. Sure it was really love?

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Bahamut2000X]

*Flirts with Bahamut2000X*

I said girls *kicks cloud dragon and other random people* So there. Neh.

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>*is kicked*

Ow.

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Etienne]

Whu-?

*comes out of her drunken stupor...a little bit at least*

What happened? Has anybody been shot yet?

*hiccup*

[Calliope]

These are the days of our lives...

[Del Murder]

Originally posted by The Man
That was a pretty violent love triangle. Sure it was really <I>love?</I>
Love kills. Literaly.

[Calliope]

*sighs*

[Del Murder]

:love:?

[CloudDragon]

Indeed they are Nicky. *Theme music starts playing*

*A cameo of Tony appears with a Gun to the head of another character on the show named "Brandon"*


Whew...too many Days of our Lives characters in these forums.

Del, looks like you love me then!

[TidaRalique]

Originally posted by Thorn
Whu-?

*comes out of her drunken stupor...a little bit at least*

What happened? Has anybody been shot yet?

*hiccup*

*hands you a heiny?*
*and water*

[Calliope]

That's just cause you're drunk :D

[Etienne]

What? What? Who's drunk? Wh-*hiccup*-ere?

Ooooh! Water...*drinks it*

[Calliope]

That's Russian water Stef! *has learnt much on vodkaing*

[Del Murder]

Hmm, it appears that Thorn and The Man are thuroughly drunk. Let's say we get them married!

Tida?

[CloudDragon]

I just had to do this. Del is so sexy, I had to post my feelings. Now post yours!

http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=307423

[Etienne]

What? Who's getting married? You mean, you are?

*points at Delly and hiccups*

[Bahamut2000X]

Damn. Even when the girls are drunk and I'm sober I can't get one to like me. *sits back in corner depressed* I feel so unloved(used line by me 100 TIMES!:happybday although I needed to fix the banner meh)

[Calliope]

uh oh spaghettios!

[The Man]

<font color=38e897><FONT COLOR="#00FFE8" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Over="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Out="this.color='#00FFE8';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Down="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Up="this.color='#00FFE8';">Me</FONT> (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=352901)ep.

CloudDragon: That *hic* could work. Me and *hic* Jojo, correct?

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Etienne]

Originally posted by Calliope
uh oh spaghettios!

Oh! I do so like *hiccup* spaghettioes!

*throws some fried confetti*

*hiccup*

[Calliope]

I've said it before and I'll say it again...
MANY MANY MANY LACKEYS!!!

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Didn't *hic* Shaz say that be*hic*fore? :confused:

Ah *hic* well.

*keeps *hic* dancing*

Hey, where'd *hic* Ally go? Is she *hic* here anymore? *searches for her*

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Calliope]

Quiet you.

[Etienne]

*sings*

On top of spaghettiiiii~!
All covered with cheeeeese~!
(*hiccup*)
I lost my poor meatball~!
When somebody sneeeeeezed~!

*cries*

I miss you meatball!

*hiccup*

[TidaRalique]

Originally posted by Del Murder
Hmm, it appears that Thorn and The Man are thuroughly drunk. Let's say we get them married!

Tida?

*jumps* Okay okay. *says the words does all the jibber-jabber, reads from that book and whatnot* There they kiss, married and I'm done.

Well... where's my money.

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>*kisses Thorn*

Well, I *hic* know that Daniel's going to be *hic* surprised when he *hic* sees this.

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Ally]

*randomly appears out of nowhere...again*
*dances with Ferenan's corpse as requested*
*tosses Tida a quarter*

WEEEEEEE! *dies and goes off to get drunk*

[Calliope]

*presents cake she swiped from work*

HAPPY CONGRATULATION!

*runs off to ring Daniel*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>*hic* There she is!

Hey! *hic* Wait! *stumbles off after, then falls facedown on the floor*

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[TidaRalique]

Originally posted by Ally

*tosses Tida a quarter*


That's it? Pfft.

[Etienne]

What? Who got married? Where?

Who me?

O_o;;

*gets an anullment*


.....


*hiccup*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Well, that was *hic* quick.

*hiccup*

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Ally]

The quarter is SHINY, though! Shiny is gooood.

...I miss the quarter already. Shiny. ;_;

[Calliope]

you're divorced? HAPPY CONGRATULATIONS!

[TidaRalique]

Originally posted by Ally
The quarter is SHINY, though! Shiny is gooood.

...I miss the quarter already. Shiny. ;_;

Oh I'm sorry then. *eats quarter*

[CloudDragon]

<font color=22E477>The Man, I was just wondering, this is the first time I saw that picture, how much did you actually pay those girls to be in there?


<font color=22E477>*Runs of to marry Del!*

[Ally]

...Hey...I want to get married too. I don't think I'm drunk enough though. *shrugs*

[TidaRalique]

Originally posted by Ally
...Hey...I want to get married too. I don't think I'm drunk enough though. *shrugs*

Pick someone.

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>I paid them nothing to be in that picture. Two of them asked to be in it, in fact. Begged, even.

Oh. *hic* Right. *dances drunkenly*

Ally, you can marry me.

Crank up the volume, man! Let's hear some *hic* Led Zeppelin!

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Tokki Wartooth]

My nam peun was unfaithful to me! INFIDELITY! *shakes spear randomly* I'll show him!

*looks around to see if there are any sober people left*

You! Yeah, you! You wanna grind? *grinds*

[Del Murder]

Back off, bucko. I'm not that kind of enforcer.

[Calliope]

The enforcer of good does not marry the likes of Brandon xD

[Ally]

Originally posted by The Man
<FONT COLOR=38E897>Ally, you can marry <I>me.</I></font>

You must be <i>really</i> drunk, then. xP

All right then! Yay. *dances on a table*

[Kami]

*enters room and sees drunken people*
BRING ON THE BOOZE!!

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897><blockquote><font size=1 color=38E897>quote:</font><hr color=38E897>Originally posted by Ally
You must be really drunk, then. xP

All right then! Yay. *dances on a table* <hr color=38E897></blockquote>Or really *hic* horny. Or attracted to *hic* you. Or *hic* something.

But sure, *hic* why not?

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Calliope]

where's my burrito? where's my burrito? where's my spy camera? where's my spy camera?

*scowls*

[Del Murder]

Originally posted by Calliope
The enforcer of good does not marry the likes of Brandon xD
I second that. He's not even rich anyway. Pffft.

EDIT: Where the hell <i>is</i> your spy camera?

[Kami]

*gulp gulp gulp*
ah... nothing like a nice drink of beer...

[TidaRalique]

*marries Ally and The Man*
*says the words does all the jibber-jabber, reads from that book and whatnot*

Time to payup.

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Oh, this *hic* costs money? *gives you a *hic* one-hundred-dollar bill *hiccup**

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Ally]

Horny is *hic* good. *purrs* Me~ow.

... *dies* Let's hope my boyfriend doesn't decide to stop by tonight. ;) *downs some more punch*

[TidaRalique]

*refills and respikes punch bowl*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>*hic* Boyfriend? Nah, that's *hic* no problem. *hic*

**hic* wanders over to the *hic* punch bowl and then *hic* dances with Ally *hic* sexily*

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Calliope]

*is taking notes for blackmail purposes*

[Kami]

you two are... *hic* seriously *hic* drunk.. and merrily happy. *give wedding gifts to you two*

[Tokki Wartooth]

Greg says:
Just grind with my dead corpse, gosh darnit :
Greg says:
P

Well, he asked so nicely. *shrugs* ... *grinds*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>*hic* Thank you, *hic* Kami. *hic*

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Ally]

Aww, the boyfriend won't mind. *hic* Don't worry.

*dances all sexy and drunken-like* *hiccup*

[Kami]

*hic* and where's my thankyou from ally? *hic*

[Ally]

Oh, right. *hic* Thanks you vewwy much. *gives kami a shiny quarter*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Of course. *hic* How could he *hic* mind?

Ooh, sexay. *hic* *dances* *is primed for the "after-prom"*

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[CloudDragon]

<font color=22E477>*hic* Now why the *hic* hell is everybody drunk around *hic* here?

Del was my third choice anyway *hic*. My first was...'Kishi!'

*does some grinding with random people, preferrably Greg's corpse*

[Kami]

*hic* aww *hic* shucks..

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Kishi was *hic* on my *hic* list, too, along with *hic* BOU, *hic* Skye-chan and *hic* C&D. But I'm glad I ended up with *hic* Ally. *hic*

*dances with her some more*

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Calliope]

*sighs profusely for no apparent reason*

[Kami]

wel..*hic* i must say... that..*hic* i haf to go...*hic* i hope that you *hic* and ally *hic* have lotsa babies! *hic* till then! *hic*
*kami leaves the room*

[TidaRalique]

Originally posted by Calliope
*sighs profusely for no apparent reason*

Are you sad?

[Ally]

Hey... *hic* You mean I wasn't *hic* first on your list? I'm disappointed. *hic*

Oh well. *continues dancing* Woo, after prom. >=D

[Calliope]

Perhaps, Tida. I prefer the term "amnespeptically cynical". :hat:

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>I had *hic* no idea you were *hic* coming, Ally. Had I known, you might have *hic* been first.

Oh yeah. *hic* Loony BoB and Thorn spent about four hours in *hic* after-prom, I *hic* think. *hic* Should be fun. *hic*

*keeps dancing*

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[TidaRalique]

*friggin spikes the punch more*

After prom? *waits to cause more trouble*

[CloudDragon]

<font color=22E477>Oh yeah. I forgot to *hic* tell you all my *hic* second choice. That is *hic* obviously...*gets shot by a rifle*

[Del Murder]

Nicky! Stop using those 10 dollar words!

Or I'll enforce you...Calliopenatorically.

[Ally]

Aww... *sniffle* I have such a *hic* sweet husband. But I like to *hic* crash parties. *hiccup* It's quite fun.

Mmmm...spike-age. *hic*

[TidaRalique]

I'm about take my leave. I'm getting ready to do random marrying and such. So don't cry if I shoot you.

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Thank *hiccup* you, Ally. *hic* *beams* This *hic* punch is very *hic* tasty, don't you *hic* think?. Yesssss. *hiccup*

*returns to dancing with his new wife*

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Calliope]

and the question of the night is...how many wives will Aaron have by the time prom finishes?

I too, must *flourish exeunt*

And Del: you wouldn't dare.

[CloudDragon]

<font color=22E477>The Man, *hic* I'm ashamed of *hic* you. How come someone as *hic* sexay as this:

http://www.fflegend.com/album/albums/Gals/Ally/ally02.jpg

Not *hic* be your first choice?


I think *hic* I'll be heading away now too. Maybe I can avoid having *hic* hangover the next morning.

[Ally]

I'm really *hic* not that sexy. *hic* See? *hic*

*runs and hides at the sight of her old Homecoming photo*

[Shlup]

:eek:

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>As I *hic* said, Brandon, I wasn't *hic* aware that she was *hic* going to come. *hic* I'm very *hic* glad that she *hic* did though.

Ally: You really *hic* are that *hic* sexay. *<s>53x0r5</s> huggles Ally for good measure*

Peace
The Man<font size=2>

[CloudDragon]

:D

[Ally]

I'm glad I came, too. *hic* :D *huggles The Man* Wee!

[Shlup]

[shrill]Won't somebody please think of the children?![/shirll]

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>There's a *hic* warning in the title of the *hic* thread, Shlup.

We'll save the really intense stuff for the *hic* after-prom, though. Oh yeah. *hic*

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[TidaRalique]

No. Yes.

Remember people: drinking is not that answer. It's the question and yes is the answer.

*leaves*

[CloudDragon]

Originally posted by ShlupQuack
[shrill]Won't somebody please think of the children?![/shirll]


I already have and I most definitely think that eventually they will need to get glasses or contacts because of both of the parents....


*Goes to bed*

[Shlup]

Simply adding "R12" to the title isn't much of a warning, but I didn't really mean it anyway.

Have a nice honeymoon, by the way, whoever all got married.

[Ally]

Nice honeymoon indeed. *purrs and snuggles and whatnot*

*hiccup*

[Del Murder]

*looks around*

What proof was this spam?

150? Good lord.

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>*is purred and snuggled*

Ooh yeah. This is great! *hic*

What a *hic* night.

Peace
The *hic* Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Calliope]

There should be a gathering of...The Official Eoff Spam Brigade!

*sings the theme song*

[Shlup]

This is getting scary.

Didn't anyone here acctually go to a real prom? This isn't how it's supposed to go! There's supposed to be gambling for paper money, alcoholic drinks without any alcohol, and an hour and a half line for pictures.

[Ally]

The best *hic* night of my life. I'll never forget it. *hic*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>A night to *hic* cherish and remember for the *hic* rest of eternity.

Want to *hic* waltz, Ally? *hic*

*waltzes*

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Calliope]

yeah mandee!

and when you're waiting for pictures half the people in your group get bored and conveniently go to dance/drink/burn things/use the helium balloons to talk like donald duck/protest against the fur wearing fascists/etc to avoid being in the photo.

that's it. *inhales some helium*

quack quack quack!

[Del Murder]

*stands in line to get his picture taken with his Spam Queen and the Spam Princess*

[Ally]

I didn't go to my junior prom...maybe I'll go next year. I don't know if it'll be as much fun as <i>this</i>, though. ;D

*hic*
*waltzes*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Oh, love, it *hic* won't be.

*sweeps Ally off her feet*

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Calliope]

quack! quack quack quack! *clickety*

[Del Murder]

*is still in line*

[Calliope]

quack quack quack...*helium wears off*

Come now Tony, funny hats need documenting! Mandee, hurry up! okay. Now, Mandee, you make your eyes go red in the photo, and Del, you look at your shoes, and I'll sneeze. There, now we can take a photo. Wait, there's enough time to get a couple of drunkards in, Al, Man, you'll do. There...3...2..1...*sneezes* *clickety*

Done!

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Whee, we *hic* have a picture of us together! *hic* :love:

Peace
The Man *hic*<FONT SIZE=2>

[Ally]

*is swept off her feet* ~_~ *dreamy sigh*

*hides from the camera*

[Del Murder]

*looks at his shoes*

Hey, they're black. Neato.

[Calliope]

Neato. Goodo. Franco...*runs*

[Del Murder]

I'll Tony <i>your</i> Franco.

[Calliope]

You. Wouldn't. Dare.

security is a great thing.

[Del Murder]

<i>Would I?</i>

*Tonys Nicky's Franco*

*is not sure what he just did, but he liked it*

[Calliope]

I...err...zoidberg?

*is confused*

[Ally]

Ooh, *hic* kinky.

*Tonys The Man's Franco*

Meow.

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Rawr.

Oh, *hic* ALLY! :love:

*hic*

Rawr.

Peace
The Man :love: <FONT SIZE=2>

[Calliope]

*harry enfield voice* OI! YOU! NO!

[Ally]

I hope it was as good for you as it was for me. :love:

... *dies* Yes.

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>*uses phoenix tail for good measure*

Abosolutely. I couldn't have *hic* possibly asked for better. *hic* Now I'm *hic* really revved up for the *hic* after-prom. Oh yeah. :love:

*hiccup*

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Del Murder]

That's it.

*enforce mode*

[Calliope]

*decides to sing sinatra for no reason*

clang clang clang, went the trolley, ding ding ding went the bell, zing zing zing THEY GOT AN AWFUL LOT OF COFFEE IN BRAZIL!

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>*puts his arm around Ally's shoulder and proceeds to get more punch*

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Shlup]

*steps up to Del*

Excuse me, Sir, but you'll have to step outside. *grunt*

[Calliope]

*notes the lack of BJ*

This should be interesting.

[Ally]

Oh, goodie! *hic* I still don't *hic* think I've had enough of this *hic* wonderful punch. *hic*

[Shlup]

I wasn't being sexual. Eww!

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Indeed, Ally. :love: *hic* Best. *hic* Punch. *hic* Ever. *hic*

*hic*
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Calliope]

I wasn't being sexual

Well...that's a first!

[Del Murder]

Originally posted by ShlupQuack
*steps up to Del*

Excuse me, Sir, but you'll have to step outside. *grunt*

Originally posted by Calliope
<b>*notes the lack of BJ*</b>
I also note the lack of that. I'm waiting.

[Shlup]

Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I want to-- eww, no!

That's it, now I'm really gonna kick yer ass! *puts up her "dukes"*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>*notes that "dukes" are in quotes*

What might *hic* that mean other than *hic* fists?

*begins nonchalantly making out with Ally* :love:

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Ally]

*is made out with*
*hic*
*enjoys muchly*

Rawr, *hic* I say. *giggles* :love:

[Shlup]

*points* Hey, everyone, look at the drunks making out!

*runs*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>*ignores Shlup*

Ooh yeah. :love: *hic*

*makes out more vigorously than before* :love:

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Calliope]

hooooooooboy, this is gonna be one interesting reunion topic :D

*continues doing strange musicky stuff*

[Shlup]

*is thouroughally(?) creeped out now*

[Del Murder]

*does not make out with anyone*

*is too busy getting pummled by Shlup*

[Silverlocke]

In summary, everyone went to the prom, had wacky experiences, in some cases discovering the opposite sex, and logged off essentially the same people as they were when they logged on. Finis.

[Calliope]

Mandee, maybe we should form a support group.

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Silver: I got *hic* married. Twice.

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Shlup]

Maybe I should just hide under the table until everyone else goes home.

[Calliope]

I should hide too.

[Ally]

Yes, fun times *hic* are being had by all. <i>Very</i> fun times. ;D

*goes back to making out and such* Aw, look, dear, they're scared of us! >=D

[Shlup]

Yeah, from my vengeful fists of fury! Rawr!

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>*hic* Hey Ally, I got an idea! Turn that "Depressed" in your sig into an "Undressed!" :D

Oh, wait. Maybe that's *hic* better for *hic* after-prom. Okay, then. I'll wait. :love:

They're *hic* scared? Rawk! *hiccup*

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Calliope]

What did you do that required vengence Mandee? Hmm?

[Del Murder]

Ok, Manny, give me your keys. Friends don't let friends yadda yadda.

[Shlup]

Does "neener nneer neeeeener!" ring a bell? Taunt me, will you!?

*cat fight ensues*

[Calliope]

That's right Manny. Real friends...steal other friend's cars!

c'mon Del, let's split! You too Mandee! We can cat fight in the car!

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>If I get in a *hic* car, it won't be to *hic* drive anywhere anytime soon, you can rest assured of that! *hic*

*winks at Ally* ;)

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Ally]

Tee-hee! I'm *hic* innocent, I swear. *hic*

*winks suggestively*

[Del Murder]

No sex in my car. Period.

On a lighter note: Spam.

[Calliope]

Thank god for spam.

[Shlup]

Originally posted by Del Murder
On a lighter note: Spam. Okay!

And while I have previously stated that I don't believe in spam, this sort of 600+ posts in a thread in one day is definatly spam. *nod*

[crono_logical]

*wonders how much longer the prom is meant to last, seeing as he's managed to get a full night sleep since he last visited this thread* :p

[Ally]

I hope this night *hic* never ends. :love:

Spam is *hic* fun...when done properly.

[Shlup]

Didn't you know, cl? This is the ever-lasting prom!

Just like my real prom, this one will never end. *prances*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Oh yeah. *Hic* Done properly, if you catch my drift. This spam *hic* owns. :love:

This night will never *hic* end.

Hm... do you want to dance now, Ally? :love:

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Calliope]

Well, I'm leaving. You can end the prom now.

*runs off in a blaze of spamful glory*

[Ally]

Oh no! Nicky's *hic* leaving! Whatever shall we do? *hic*

... *dances*

[Shlup]

*throws water balloons at the dance floor*

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Good idea, Ally. *twirls and flourishes*

*gets smacked around by water balloons* Damn you, Shlup!

... Oh, wait. Our *hic* clothes were all sweaty anyway. *shruggle*

*continues dancing nonchalantly*

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Del Murder]

Shlup: does this mean you're at two proms right now?

Ah, my Queen is leaving. Well, I'm her ride, so I must be going too.

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Oh, *hic* Nicky is leaving? You too, Del?

I wish both of you *hic* well.

*continues dancing* :love:

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Calliope]

Spam.

[Shlup]

Of course I am. I just talked to me prom date not ten minutes ago, but poor working man got sleepy.

*notes that only the newlyweds seem to be left*

...

*takes pictures*

[Ally]

*waves* Goodbye, dears.

*ignores the water balloons and continues dancing* :D

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>*whisper* <FONT SIZE=1>Ally, that water soaking up your clothes only makes your figure seem more heavenly to me now. *hic* :love:</FONT>

*continues dancing*

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

[Shlup]

This is getting disturbing.

[Ally]

*giggleblush*

Oh, yes. Disturbing. *hic* That's what we were aiming at.

[The Man]

<FONT COLOR=38E897>Disturbing? Hey, I'm not the one *hic* making suggestive suggestions to certain enforcers and *hic* throwing water balloons at *hic* dancing newlyweds as soon as they they *hic* hit the dance floor! *hic* Nawty Shlup. :D

Muwah! Our evil plan is working! *beams*

*continues dancing with Ally* :love:

Peace
The Man<FONT SIZE=2>