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Del Murder
07-07-2002, 06:36 PM
Well I thought they were all banned but apparently Sniper's still posting. That's a good thing. All of these secondary characters are just as loveable as the members that control them. So who do you like?

I'm partial to repo man since he really made the elections super and that whole ordeal is what made me stick around in the first place.

07-07-2002, 06:41 PM
Repo man was quite interesting. I still remember that newbie thread.

07-07-2002, 06:42 PM
Originally posted by Del Murder

I'm partial to repo man since he really made the elections super and that whole ordeal is what made me stick around in the first place.

You should actually thank *me* as <i>I</i> took you under my godly wings in MY newbie party. :magus:

Repo Man automatically relates to Eestlinc so itīs biasedly my favourite too. *throws few wrenches at Hame*

Loony BoB
07-07-2002, 06:43 PM
repo man OWNED. There was nobody more fun and great.

Although, I voted for Award Guy, because I'm always a bias freak. *nods*

Del Murder
07-07-2002, 06:43 PM
Hmm, my poll was mysteriously edited to include Award Guy. I wonder who did that...

07-07-2002, 06:44 PM
Hrmm. I dunno. I like EoFF Sniper, but I'm rather partial to Award Guy myself. Mwaha.

07-07-2002, 06:46 PM
What about Ghost Raper?:(

07-07-2002, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by Selphie
What about Ghost Raper?:(

Ghostraper is only secondary in me. He doesn't have an account.:grr:


07-07-2002, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by Mikztsu

Ghostraper is only secondary in me. He doesn't have an account.:grr:


Lord Chainsaw
07-07-2002, 07:05 PM
Repo man's the best. Gotta love the signature.

The Man
07-07-2002, 07:26 PM
<FONT COLOR=38E897>Where's Lesbian Seagull?

The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

Loony BoB
07-07-2002, 07:29 PM
Right there. *points*

Del Murder
07-07-2002, 07:34 PM
Yah, she's up there. You still drunk, Manny?

07-07-2002, 07:40 PM
repo man effin' owns.

The Man
07-07-2002, 07:46 PM
<FONT COLOR=38E897>Right. She wasn't there a moment ago.

I'm not entirely sure who I want to vote for. Most of those accounts own. *thinks*

Oh, and I wasn't actually drunk.

The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

07-07-2002, 08:13 PM
I have no true favourite, but I voted for Election Booth because he is one of the legitimate accounts, and I'm feeling narcisstic.

07-07-2002, 09:20 PM
There's no "other..." option for an other forgotten account :p

07-07-2002, 09:22 PM
Originally posted by crono_logical
There's no "other..." option for an other forgotten account :p

There was when Dellie first made the poll, but someone edited it later.

Loony BoB
07-07-2002, 09:26 PM
*rolls eyes*

*switches 'Lesbian Seagull' with the already placed 'None of the above.'*

I'll have everyone know that there is not a member registered under the name of None of the above.

Silly crono.

07-07-2002, 09:46 PM
Repo man is cool, but I voted for Eoff Sniper since it's a classic.

The Man
07-07-2002, 09:47 PM
<FONT COLOR=38E897>We never did figure out who Other was.

The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

07-07-2002, 09:52 PM
*yawns* it was The Man, Agent Proto and crono_logical...

The Man
07-07-2002, 09:53 PM
<FONT COLOR=38E897>Or was it Del Murder? Or CloudDragon? Or Calliope? Or *gasp* Spatvark?

Or was it someone else entirely? Maybe even multiple people!

The mystery remains unsolved.

The Man

Del Murder
07-07-2002, 09:56 PM
I do believe it was that Del Bond chap.

07-07-2002, 09:57 PM
I pretty sure Other is used by multiple staff members to drive us insane. Mystery solved.;)

Eternal Sphere
07-07-2002, 10:24 PM
repo man was cool. There is no one that can match him pound for pound.

Loony BoB
07-07-2002, 10:38 PM
I've been sworn to secrecy about Other, apparently.

So once you come down to it, all I can say is innocent things. Like 'Isn't Spatvark smart.' and 'My, I think Spatvark might know.' and 'Gosh, somebody has already guessed correctly!'

Or something. *flee*

The Man
07-07-2002, 11:14 PM
<FONT COLOR=38E897>Or "Doesn't Loony BooB have no idea who Other is" or "No one will ever know for sure because it's likely that some of the people who used the account probably didn't post using the same IP address as their normal one, thus rendering it entirely open to people's claiming posts from the account when they may not have actually posted from that account at all."

Perhaps Other could comment, but he's apparently been banned. Blarg. Just our luck. I guess we'll never know for sure.

The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

07-07-2002, 11:17 PM
I remember when I changed my username to SisterofWyllius. It was quite scary o_O

07-07-2002, 11:40 PM
Lesbian Seagull. No two ways about it. :laugh:

Shattered Chest
07-08-2002, 12:04 AM
I liked Corale Lorien because the name is a pretty one and very symmetric. I liked Other, too.

07-08-2002, 12:08 AM
Originally posted by Sammy
I liked Corale Lorien because the name is a pretty one and very symmetric. I liked Other, too.

Ungrateful bitch. Repo man supported and helped you in your time of need, and now he suddenly isn't liked. Forgotten. Lost in your mind.:cry:

Twisted Heat
07-08-2002, 01:03 AM
I voted Pant's Are Useless
just cause of the name :)

07-08-2002, 01:09 AM
I voted for Award Guy, because he, y'know, acually serves a purpose.

Who is Election Booth and Pants Are Useless? Never heard of those two...guess they happened after I left EoFF for awhile.

Del Murder
07-08-2002, 01:11 AM
Election Booth is Naitsirk. He uses it to run the EoFF elections that we have sometimes.

Pants Are Useless is Sugpo. And they're both banned.

The Man
07-08-2002, 02:50 AM
<FONT COLOR=38E897>I'm going to have to say that after pondering for awhile, I think Stuffed Regis was the best. I mean, c'mon. That thread was a classic.

repo man, EoFF Sniper, and Lesbian Seagull are/were also very good, too, though, and Other had his/her/their moments as well.

The Man<FONT SIZE=2>

07-08-2002, 02:51 AM
Stuffed Regis! You folks have to be kidding me! Stuffed Regis (originally "Stuffed Unner") was the trigger of one of the best out-of-control-megaspam threads of all time! It was because of Stuffed Regis that Wyllius became Dr. Cow! It was because of Stuffed Regis that Super Chris became Super Christ...and kept the name!!

Huzzah, and hail the Stuffed Regis!

The Man
07-08-2002, 02:52 AM
<FONT COLOR=38E897>M&auml;jken's absolutely right. *hails the Stuffed Jesus*

He was also Stuffed Unner at one point, I believe. I think that's what he started out as.

<FONT COLOR=7EB7ED>EDIT: Of course. M&auml;jken even said he was originally Stuffed Unner in her post. How ridiculous of me. *dies*</FONT>

The Man

07-08-2002, 03:19 AM
*feels newbie-ish* i have no idea who those people are...*goes back into corner*

mystic ice cube
07-08-2002, 03:59 AM

The Man
07-08-2002, 04:03 AM
<FONT COLOR=38E897>This screamed the words "It's a necessity!" so I went ahead and wrote it.

<table><tr><td bgcolor=#204962><font size=5 color=38E897>OOC:</font></td><td><font color=38E897 size=2><FONT SIZE=3><U>A Somewhat Complete History of Second Accounts in EoFF</U> by The Man</FONT>

Award Guy is Loony BooB's second account, used for the purpose of award votage. A Private Message box is not large enough to support all of the votes that would come in for such contests as the Ciddies along with BooB's more personal, much-valued messages and those messages that might result moderatorial duties. Hence the existence of Award Guy. One recent Award Guy thread can be found <FONT COLOR="#00FFE8" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Over="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Out="this.color='#00FFE8';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Down="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Up="this.color='#00FFE8';">here</FONT> (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=19782).

Election Booth holds a similar purpose, only for elections like <FONT COLOR="#00FFE8" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Over="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Out="this.color='#00FFE8';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Down="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Up="this.color='#00FFE8';">this one</FONT> (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11877). And he's Nait's second account.

Everything you need to know about Lesbian Seagull can be learned right <FONT COLOR="#00FFE8" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Over="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Out="this.color='#00FFE8';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Down="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Up="this.color='#00FFE8';">here</FONT> (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15149), except that "she" is also Bleys.

Nearly forty percent of Other's posts came in <FONT COLOR="#00FFE8" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Over="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Out="this.color='#00FFE8';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Down="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Up="this.color='#00FFE8';">this thread</FONT> (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=19747); Other's last post came in <FONT COLOR="#00FFE8" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Over="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Out="this.color='#00FFE8';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Down="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Up="this.color='#00FFE8';">this one</FONT> (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=20758).

There was a classic conspiracy thread about repo man <FONT COLOR="#00FFE8" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Over="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Out="this.color='#00FFE8';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Down="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Up="this.color='#00FFE8';">here</FONT> (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=12186), and repo man's newbie thread was <FONT COLOR="#00FFE8" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Over="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Out="this.color='#00FFE8';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Down="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Up="this.color='#00FFE8';">here</FONT> (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11835). repo man also made notable posts in election threads <FONT COLOR="#00FFE8" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Over="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Out="this.color='#00FFE8';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Down="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Up="this.color='#00FFE8';">here</FONT> (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11891), <FONT COLOR="#00FFE8" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Over="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Out="this.color='#00FFE8';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Down="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Up="this.color='#00FFE8';">here</FONT> (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11898), <FONT COLOR="#00FFE8" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Over="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Out="this.color='#00FFE8';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Down="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Up="this.color='#00FFE8';">here</FONT> (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11879), <FONT COLOR="#00FFE8" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Over="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Out="this.color='#00FFE8';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Down="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Up="this.color='#00FFE8';">here</FONT> (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11912), and <FONT COLOR="#00FFE8" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Over="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Out="this.color='#00FFE8';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Down="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Up="this.color='#00FFE8';">here</FONT> (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11877).

EoFF Sniper was introduced in the <FONT COLOR="#00FFE8" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Over="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Out="this.color='#00FFE8';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Down="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Up="this.color='#00FFE8';">*blam*</FONT> (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11847) thread, and has continued to terrorise various other threads since his identity was discerned. These threads include <FONT COLOR="#00FFE8" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Over="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Out="this.color='#00FFE8';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Down="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Up="this.color='#00FFE8';">The generic 'who would you date from EoFF' thread</FONT> (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=17603) and <FONT COLOR="#00FFE8" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Over="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Out="this.color='#00FFE8';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Down="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Up="this.color='#00FFE8';">The Eyes on Final Fantasy Prom</FONT> (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=21000).

At the moment, Corale Lorien, a superconservative, large-breasted, female alias for Rainecloud who loved to point out others' mistakes in spelling and grammar, has 161 posts, but the user has been Guested. The 161 posts are currently listed<FONT COLOR="#00FFE8" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Over="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Out="this.color='#00FFE8';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Down="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Up="this.color='#00FFE8';">here</FONT> (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/search.php?s=&action=showresults&searchid=18601&perpage=161), but that will change after the pruning.

<FONT COLOR="#00FFE8" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Over="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Out="this.color='#00FFE8';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Down="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Up="this.color='#00FFE8';">Stuffed Regis</FONT> (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=804) was behind a legendary thread called "100 Reasons to Hate Dr Unne." Unfortunately the thread was <FONT COLOR="#00FFE8" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Over="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Out="this.color='#00FFE8';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Down="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Up="this.color='#00FFE8';">lost</FONT> (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=19923), but Stuffed Regis has nevertheless made occasional appearances, most of them in <FONT COLOR="#00FFE8" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Over="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Out="this.color='#00FFE8';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Down="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Up="this.color='#00FFE8';">4036 Reasons to Hate Dr Unne</FONT> (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15394), and he even made a <FONT COLOR="#00FFE8" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Over="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Out="this.color='#00FFE8';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Down="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Up="this.color='#00FFE8';">"newbie" thread</FONT> (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11000) long after his first appearance. Stuffed Regis is actually an account used by a tremendous number of staff members, although most of them, tragically, seem to have forgotten the password.

<table><tr><td bgcolor=#204962><font size=5 color=38E897>OOC:</font></td><td><font color=38E897 size=2>I wanted Stuffed Regis as a date for the prom at one point, but it turned out that no one online could remember the password. Crapola. Well, by the end of the night I'd gotten married to a <FONT COLOR="#00FFE8" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Over="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Out="this.color='#00FFE8';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Down="this.color='#BFFFFA';" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:Up="this.color='#00FFE8';">beautiful, beautiful woman</FONT> (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=1763), so I ain't complainin'. :love:</font></td></tr></table></font></td></tr></table><font color=38E897>
I may have left someone out of this essay, because I can be stupid like that. Feel free to chew me out if that was the case. A lot of this stuff I wasn't around for, either, because I can be a newbie like that. Yop. *rocks out*

The Man<FONT COLOR=38E897>

Ace Protorney
07-08-2002, 04:03 AM
Other was my second account which I shared with The Man and crono_logical. :p

Anyways, I voted for the Best Newbie ever to exist, but happened to die in a rather fashionable way. *throws a wrench at Del in honor*

The Man
07-08-2002, 04:12 AM
<FONT COLOR=38E897>Blah. Fine. Proto's telling the truth, and Other simply won't get a conspiracy thread of his own like repo man and EoFF Sniper did. Pity.


The Man

07-08-2002, 04:13 AM
Corale Lorien... she made me laugh... I mean 'he'

Ace Protorney
07-08-2002, 04:14 AM
Yeah, what a shame. We were close to being solved too if it wasn't for that elven admin.

The Man
07-08-2002, 04:15 AM
<FONT COLOR=38E897>Indeed. He only had part of the puzzle solved, though; he only knew about you. Crono and I were completely undetected at that point.

But then Spatvark had to blurt everything out after he promised not to tell anyone. Bah. That's the last secret I tell him.

The Man

Ifrit's Bodyguard
07-08-2002, 02:16 PM
I liked Other and now I know why The Man kept metioning him.

07-08-2002, 08:08 PM
<font color="ff6600" size=1> As cool as Repo Man was, Stuffed Regis was far too funny not to vote for. *nod* </font>

Super Christ
07-09-2002, 02:36 AM
Stuffed Regis. Absolutely.

07-09-2002, 10:20 AM
I detest EoFF Sniper*. Muahaha. *BLAM-O!*

*not really

07-09-2002, 11:42 AM
Election Booth. Yes. *votes*

Well, either him, or Award Guy. @_@ *nods*

Ace Protorney
07-09-2002, 12:44 PM
Oh yes. Happy birthday EoFF Sniper. :P

07-11-2002, 06:27 AM