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Mikztsu
07-12-2002, 01:34 AM
There's no active quotes thread anymore, and of course we need one. You all know how this works, so I don't need to explain.>=D Don't post too long quotes; attach them as a text file...or something. *_*

Anyways, someone used to say that "Quotes thread ain't quotes thread unless it begins with weed whackers conversation - funny or not":


Baron_Ghostraper> And how much is the local price of weed whackers
Baron_Ghostraper> That you could find out while you're at it, Enano
Enano> Weed Whackers eh...
Del_Snizz> Yes, everyone loves weed whackers.
Baron_Ghostraper> *nods*
Baron_Ghostraper> Damn weeds. (sorry, just had to say it again)
Del_Snizz> There are many weeds in Florida.
Enano> I need a new Weed Whacker
Baron_Ghostraper> Yeah, almost forgot about it.>:[
Baron_Ghostraper> Why, Enano?
Nicolas> There's a lot of sand in Florida.
Enano> My old one broke...
Del_Snizz> Why not? Wouldn't you like a new weed whacker, Mik?
Baron_Ghostraper> How did it break?=o
Baron_Ghostraper> Oh, I sure do.
Baron_Ghostraper> Hot Rod one.
Enano> I don't remember... i can't find it anywhere...
Baron_Ghostraper> Heh.
*** Bartholomew has quit IRC (Leaving: )
Baron_Ghostraper> You are good with weed whackers, Enano?
Enano> Meh... i dont have any weeds anyway
Enano> To me... it just another dust collecting piece of crap
Baron_Ghostraper> I..
Baron_Ghostraper> I just don't know what to say.
Del_Snizz> How dare you?!
Baron_Ghostraper> But did you ever use it?
Del_Snizz> Apologize at once!
Baron_Ghostraper> Yeah
Nicolas> Don't.
Nicolas> Do no such thing.
Enano> Uhhh once.... to cut something... I forget what
Baron_Ghostraper> Weeds?
Enano> No it wasn't weeds....
Brittany> Weeds?
Baron_Ghostraper> Well, whatever it was, it cut it well?
Enano> Yes...
Baron_Ghostraper> So, what's the problem here then?
Enano> There is no problem
Del_Snizz> Then why are you bashing weed whackers?
Baron_Ghostraper> Yes
Enano> ???
Enano> I'm bashing weed whackers?
Brittany> I'm gone. Byee.
Baron_Ghostraper> Yes, you did.
Baron_Ghostraper> Bye
Del_Snizz> Bye?
Baron_Ghostraper> Enano> To me... it just another dust collecting piece of crap
Baron_Ghostraper> How do you explain that?
*** Brittany has quit IRC (Leaving: )
Enano> Well I have no use for a weed whacker....
Baron_Ghostraper> *cries*
Baron_Ghostraper> Yet you say you need a new one???
Hito> Whaa.
Del_Snizz> Everyone has thousands of uses for a weed whacker! You're just not creative enough.
Hito> Boredom is a bitch.
Enano> Because I lost my old Weed Whacker
Del_Snizz> How can you be bored? We're talking about weed whackers.
Baron_Ghostraper> But on what purposes you need a new one then?
Baron_Ghostraper> Yeah, WEeeEEEd Whackaires!
Nicolas> I'm a bitch. *nods drowsily*
Enano> That is why I need a new one... and now would be a good time to add that I haven't even SEEN a weed whacker in 5 years

Frihet
07-12-2002, 01:40 AM
"I R SMORT" --SerGe

James Latimer Cockney Rebel
07-12-2002, 01:42 AM
SuperTokki= Tokkiquil
Joaquin = Me

SuperTokki says:
your cat is trying to seduce me! *tries to resist*

Summore from just now:-

Joaquin says:
ah, if I have any rock music queries I'll be sure to ask you =)
Supertokki says:
you better! *kicks arse*
Joaquin says:
you hadn't quicked my arse in a long while I was starting to get worried
Joaquin says:
*kicked XP
Joaquin says:
*beats self up*
SuperTokki says:
rawr! naughty boy! *quicks your arse, too*

Tokki Wartooth
07-12-2002, 02:40 AM
<b> ~ -|- |< |< </b>: "Exdee James, why you always bite people's arse?"
<b>Joaquin</b>: "Because arse taste best part on animal! *smiley face*"

Hanbun Heikin
07-13-2002, 07:14 AM
LOL. Thorn is gonna kill me for this buuuttttt

Me: So?
Thorn: No! Incest yes twincest no. WAIT! AHHHH!!!!
Me: LOL

And no you don't wanna know

Loony BoB
07-13-2002, 10:26 PM
Ally> I need something to do...hm
Schala> *raises hand*

Lindy
07-13-2002, 10:46 PM
why_even_try @ hotmail.com = me

why_even_try@hotmail.com says
With overly large tights! (and if you don't get that joke...well bugger me...)
jagged_conscience@hotmail.com says
With overly OLD tights!
why_even_try@hotmail.com says
oh..damn..you're right..
jagged_conscience@hotmail.com says
well?
why_even_try@hotmail.com says
Well what?
jagged_conscience@hotmail.com says
I believe that you owe me a buggering....


..mhm

Note : "With overly old tights!" is the true meaning of w00t, if you didn't know that!

Linus
07-14-2002, 12:44 AM
SerGe is the man. And so is Frihet. Me too, for that matter. We're the man.

Del Murder
07-14-2002, 03:30 AM
More musings from work:

Me: *looks annoyed* I see how it is.
Kelsey: Uh, what?
Me: <i>Somebody</i> put my Stuff magazine away.
Kelsey: Ok.
Me: I'm not denying that I'm not supposed to read a magazine at the counter. Of course I'm not allowed to do that. But you just don't go put away a man's magazine. You know?
Kelsey: Uh-huh...
Me: At the very least yell at me when you see me reading it. Then, five minutes later when you see me reading it again, that's when you put it away.
Kelsey: *laughs*
Me: This place has no class.

Jose: *loud sigh* This is going on forever.
Me: *looks at watch for a while* Well, only 35 more years.
Jose: *laughs*

Mikztsu
07-14-2002, 04:26 PM
I dunno why I found this funny. Maybe because chef's hilarious, and for some reason he fears Master Vivi, who's probably friendliest mod ever.:laugh:


HalifaxChef> The 3 people Im scared of in EoFF is Wyllius, Kishi, and Master ViVu
HalifaxChef> > <
Mik> Why Master Vivi?:P
Mik> Master Vivi's so friendly
HalifaxChef> lol. I dunno. Im just scared
Mik> xD
HalifaxChef> Wyllius scares me the most. There all nice, im just scared of them.
Enano> pfft... scared of Master Vivi...
HalifaxChef> *runs*
HalifaxChef> > <

Frihet
07-14-2002, 08:13 PM
Originally posted by Linus
SerGe is the man. And so is Frihet. Me too, for that matter. We're the man. You know it.

Mindflare
07-15-2002, 06:14 AM
<font color="ff6600" size=1> <Mon, Jul 15 2002> <12:03:24AM> < Del_Snizz > Only authorized personnel may use excessive punctuation...?":;,!. </font>

Tokki Wartooth
07-16-2002, 02:13 AM
<b>Greg</b>: Cause I'm quite, and mean, and heartless ;P
<b>Greg</b>: quieit
<b>Greg</b>: queit! argh!
<b> ~ -|- |< |< </b>: PUAHAHA!
<b> ~ -|- |< |< </b>: you still didn't spell it right, though. wanna give it one more go?
<b>Greg</b>: quiet you :P

The PC Fascist
07-16-2002, 02:25 AM
Me and solid-gear

BeforeIGosXe: dude! Veganopoly!
sUpErWeEzErNeRd: ?
BeforeIGosXe: yes! Vegan monopoly!
sUpErWeEzErNeRd: whats that?
sUpErWeEzErNeRd: oh
sUpErWeEzErNeRd: monopoly
BeforeIGosXe: they also have vegan condoms and vegan lube!
sUpErWeEzErNeRd: what lemme see
BeforeIGosXe: I'll try
BeforeIGosXe: can't find it but I'll keep trying
BeforeIGosXe: found it!
sUpErWeEzErNeRd: k
BeforeIGosXe: http://differentdaisy.safeshopper.com/522/cat522.htm?980
BeforeIGosXe: read the description

Here's the description:

Aqua Lube Personal Lubricant 4 oz.

Aqua Lube's specially designed formula enhances sensual pleasure, providing a silky, slippery and well-lubricated experience. Aqua Lube is water-based so it can be used with condoms or other latex products.

I dunno it's just funny.

Oh, and my fav. non AIM quote:

The greatness of a nation and it's moral progress can be judged by the way it's animal are treated. - Gandhi, yes, Gandhi was vegan.

James Latimer Cockney Rebel
07-18-2002, 11:37 PM
Me and Mikzy, I found this pretty funny xD

<b>mikztsu2000:</b> Hi
<b>mikztsu2000:</b> My comp booted me
<b>mikztsu2000:</b> I opened it and looked what's wrong, and the fan of my comp had fell.*__*
<b>mikztsu2000:</b> OOps
<b>mikztsu2000:</b> Wrong person.
<b>starphyter:</b> XD anyways, hi Mik =)
<b>mikztsu2000:</b> xD

MecaKane
07-19-2002, 03:18 PM
[10:27:37] Manager> its called the ff bar
[10:27:45] Manager> go to the ff bar
[10:27:45] quit/#eoff: Manager (~user2447@FFChat-6366.blotto.dialup.pol.co.uk) (Local kill by Scottie (stop advertising))
[10:27:52] Kane> tee hee
[10:28:05] Scottie> Ass.
[10:28:19] Andaris> Good job.
[10:30:00] join/#eoff: Manager (~user9794@FFChat-6366.blotto.dialup.pol.co.uk)
[10:30:05] Manager> hi
[10:30:07] Manager> i'm new
[10:30:17] Scottie> *dies laughing*
[10:30:24] Manager> my brother is also called manager

He *allmost* had us all fooled. :rolleyes:

mystic ice cube
07-20-2002, 03:33 PM
mikztsu2000: *downlaods your piccie*
topaz_phoenix_gal: heh
topaz_phoenix_gal: it r evail
topaz_phoenix_gal: i gots more wheeee
mikztsu2000: Oh, plotting.>=D
topaz_phoenix_gal: i rn't posting all of em
topaz_phoenix_gal: heh
topaz_phoenix_gal: she caught me at the wrong time
topaz_phoenix_gal: I didn't do that on purpose
mikztsu2000: Sure you didn't
topaz_phoenix_gal: nope
topaz_phoenix_gal: i r not evail
topaz_phoenix_gal: *crosses fingers*
mikztsu2000: Sure you aren't. >=\
topaz_phoenix_gal: heh
topaz_phoenix_gal: ask anyone I know
topaz_phoenix_gal: I'm sure they'll agree with me
topaz_phoenix_gal: sides
mikztsu2000: Don't argue with me!
mikztsu2000: ><
topaz_phoenix_gal: people from my family don't get any evailer than me
topaz_phoenix_gal: nono
topaz_phoenix_gal: *agrues*
mikztsu2000: ><
topaz_phoenix_gal: tatay mik XD
mikztsu2000: Tatay?
topaz_phoenix_gal: pronounced tah tai
topaz_phoenix_gal: father XD
topaz_phoenix_gal: la la la la
mikztsu2000: Oh, yes
mikztsu2000: i r ur daddy
topaz_phoenix_gal: hahaha
topaz_phoenix_gal: that r weird
mikztsu2000: >=D
topaz_phoenix_gal: so who's my mother?
mikztsu2000: YOU tell ME
mikztsu2000:
topaz_phoenix_gal: hmmm...I don't know
mikztsu2000: Poor little thing
mikztsu2000: Gives you some pocket money for LoLLiEz
topaz_phoenix_gal: yay
topaz_phoenix_gal: lolliez
mikztsu2000: *inserts asterisks*
topaz_phoenix_gal: you should know who my mother is, you naughty boy
mikztsu2000: Err...
topaz_phoenix_gal: hahaha
mikztsu2000: Could be anyone.-_-
topaz_phoenix_gal: oh gawd
mikztsu2000: Whoops.
topaz_phoenix_gal: hahaha
topaz_phoenix_gal: too late
mikztsu2000: Just forget what I said.
mikztsu2000: Please.
topaz_phoenix_gal: your covers blown
topaz_phoenix_gal: heh
mikztsu2000: *shuts your mouth with ChOcOlaTe BuNNz*
mikztsu2000: Happy girl?
topaz_phoenix_gal: yes

mik r odd....O_o

Tokki Wartooth
07-21-2002, 06:53 AM
<b>Dr Bannor is in session</b> = Bannor
<b>I-I-I, I'm your little dragonfly </b> = Tokkiquil

<b>Dr Bannor is in session</b>: Jars of clay?
<b>I-I-I, I'm your little dragonfly </b>: YEAH!! you know them?
<b>Dr Bannor is in session</b>: Yeah of course, they are one of the best christian rock band. I almost went to their concert
<b>I-I-I, I'm your little dragonfly </b>: actually, i'm listening to them right now. ^__^
<b>Dr Bannor is in session</b>: Cool, what song?
<b>I-I-I, I'm your little dragonfly </b>: i want to fall in love with you?
<b>Dr Bannor is in session</b>: You do? That is a bit sudden
<b>Dr Bannor is in session</b>: I thought it would take several weeks to woo you
<b>Dr Bannor is in session</b>: Man am I good

Lindy
07-21-2002, 10:16 PM
I r ihsiKideJ

[20:44] {ihsiKideJ} ..gah..I'm feeling lonely -_-
[20:45] {Enano} Hmmm... and what can be done about that?
[20:45] {Mindflare} Well, are you lonely?
[20:46] {ihsiKideJ} yes, I am lonely
[20:46] {ihsiKideJ} mostly because I'm alone
[20:46] {Mindflare} Then that's why.
[20:47] {Enano} hmmm....
[20:47] {ihsiKideJ} mhm
[20:47] {ihsiKideJ} yup
[20:48] *** Kane is now known as Kane|more-watchin
[20:48] *** Wyll-FawltyTowers is now known as Wyll
[20:48] {Del_Snizz} Maybe you should get a cactus of some sort.

*garbage*

[20:49] {ihsiKideJ} ..along with a NickelBack CD -_- and she's only 11
[20:49] {Wyll} I can still see Mrs Badcrumble though Del.

*more garbage*

[20:50] {ihsiKideJ} she does Tend her Cactus..or something like that
[20:50] {Del_Snizz} Yello?
[20:50] {Del_Snizz} Are you sure?
[20:50] {Wyll} If I had a cactus, I'd paint it blue.
[20:50] {ihsiKideJ} no, not really
[20:51] {ihsiKideJ} ..I reckon my sister is going to be a Goth
[20:51] {ihsiKideJ} ..either that or work in a Brothel
[20:51] {Del_Snizz} She could be a brothelgoth.
[20:51] {ihsiKideJ} because she seems to be obsessed with Brothel Dark Purple
[20:51] *** Hayato is now known as Hayato|ThwappingPeopleInRunesc
[20:51] {Wyll} Perhaps she could be the first to combine the industries
[20:51] *** abrojtm|isdead_andflayed_muchi is now known as abrojtm|stilldead
[20:51] {ihsiKideJ} ah..but she's only 11 -_-
[20:51] {Shinji} _mp_3 now playing Final Fantasy VIII Piano Collection ( Track 12 ) - Ending Theme.mp3 .:. 5m40s@160kbps like wot?
[20:51] {ihsiKideJ} so it'd be a bit worrying
[20:51] {Wyll} She could start a chain of Gothels someday
[20:51] {ihsiKideJ} Gothels..what a great idea
[20:52] {ihsiKideJ} I better patent it right away!
[20:52] {Wyll} It's been patented for decades
[20:52] {ihsiKideJ} DAMN
[20:52] {ihsiKideJ} why didn't anyone tell me!
[20:52] {ihsiKideJ} I have a thing for goths...
[20:52] {Del_Snizz} Yes, well, that doesn't mean your sister can't still get into the business.
[20:52] {Wyll} no-one's been close enough to making Gothels to merit it being announced
[20:52] {ihsiKideJ} hang on..she's only 11!
[20:52] * Hayato|ThwappingPeopleInRunesc is away Reason: Off to Play RuneScape, Mudousetsuna is the nick, add me if you want
[20:52] {ihsiKideJ} she can't be a goth OR work in a Brothel
[20:53] {Del_Snizz} There's quite a market for that.
[20:53] {Del_Snizz} She could be making a lot of money.
[20:53] {Wyll} Only now there is, 5 years ago Gothels were a bizzare dream
[20:53] {ihsiKideJ} hmm...so you're saying I could make alot of money by exploiting her..
[20:53] {ihsiKideJ} ..hey..wait! You're making me think sick thoughts!
[20:53] {Wyll} No, Mrs Badcrumble is.
[20:53] {Del_Snizz} Sure. Whoring out your own sister is an excellent way to make a profit.
[20:53] {ihsiKideJ} ah..excellent
[20:54] {Hayato|ThwappingPeopleInRunesc} Hmm..Del might be right
[20:54] {ihsiKideJ} how much do you think I'd make?
[20:54] {Enano} Hmmm...
[20:54] {ihsiKideJ} a couple of thou in a week maybe?
[20:54] {Wyll} You should at least aim to make a 3 profit a day
[20:54] {ihsiKideJ} ah..thats even better!
[20:54] {Shinji} _mp_3 now playing Final Fantasy Concert 2002-02-20 ( Disc 01 - Track 02 ) - Liberi Fatali (FFVIII).mp3 .:. 3m34s@196kbps(vbr) like wot?
[20:54] {Del_Snizz} It depends.
[20:54] {ihsiKideJ} ..3 eh...and all from my own sister's pain a misery..great..
[20:54] {Wasu} Well, well, well. If it isn't Mrs. Wyllius himself.
[20:54] {abrojtm|stilldead} Ping? Pong!
[20:55] {Wyll} Quiet Ramon, and get non geneder specific glasses
[20:55] {Del_Snizz} Right now, the market for child prostitution is down because of the whole Catholic priest scandal.
[20:55] {Del_Snizz} Security issues, you understand.
[20:55] {Wasu} Will do. Apologies for the mistake.
[20:55] {Wyll} But Catholicism will recover
[20:55] {ihsiKideJ} ah..thats true..but my sister could help to bring it back up again maybe?
[20:56] {Del_Snizz} Quite possible. Find a good street corner for her and see what happens.
[20:56] {Wyll} It all depends if Engelbert Humperdinck will endorse it.
[20:56] {Del_Snizz} Maybe you could get some of her friends to work for you, too.
[20:56] {ihsiKideJ} hmm..I live pretty near a few catholic churches as well...
[20:57] {Wyll} If you get a Humperdinck of approval, then no-one will touch you and you're free to explore Gothels as a business
[20:57] {ihsiKideJ} ..oh dear god..I can't believe I'm discussing whoring out my own sister...damn you Mrs BadCrumble!
[20:57] * Wasu sets topic: Welcome to #EoFF. *bans Snizz*
[20:57] {ihsiKideJ} hmm...anyone have Engelbert Humperdinck's AIM, MSN or Y!M?
[20:57] * Del_Snizz bans Log harder than he's ever been banned before.
[20:57] {ihsiKideJ} ..or possibly his address?
[20:57] * Wasu likes it, very much.
[20:57] * Enano walks in circles
[20:58] {Wyll} 124 Fake Street.
[20:58] {Del_Snizz} Enano, get back to work!
[20:58] {ihsiKideJ} ah..thanks Wyll..I'll get his endorsment straight away...
[20:58] {ihsiKideJ} and if it all works, I'll send you a small percentage of my profits
[20:58] {ihsiKideJ} how does 0.0001% sound?
[20:58] {Enano} Eep!!!

If that isn't sick I don't know WHAT is...

mystic ice cube
07-22-2002, 12:49 AM
Marie says:
I think I
Marie says:
am gonna go im everyone online in eoff
Marie says:
did it loads a times
Joaquin says:
xD you craze
Marie says:
yeah
Marie says:
I've come to accept it
Joaquin says:
I have people on my list I haven't IMed for about a year O_o
Marie says:
after all those sessions with the physciatrist
Marie says:
heh
Joaquin says:
I'll be your Bog bro Psychiatrist =D
Marie says:
bog
Joaquin says:
*Bug
Marie says:
XD
Marie says:
bug xD
Joaquin says:
*big!
XD
Marie says:
hahahaha
Marie says:
*inserts in teh quote thread*
Joaquin says:
Ah noooo!
Joaquin says:
*dies*

gotta love them typos...


Joaquin says:
☺_☺
Marie says:
what the hell are those?
Joaquin says:
Make teh font bigga!
Joaquin says:
n' see
Marie says:
oh
Marie says:
I thought those were odd potatoes of some sort XD
Joaquin says:
Potatoes?! XPP
Marie says:
...yush.
Marie says:
I couldn't see the eyes and mouth
Marie says:
too small
Joaquin says:
_o
Marie says:
I think that I'll stick with insanely huge font now
Marie says:
is that alright?
Joaquin says:
ﻑﻐﻓﻕﻖﻦﻒﻒﻏﻡﻥﻵﻸ ỗ_Ờ
Joaquin says:
(trans: no problem)
Joaquin says:
xD
Marie says:
ahrighte
Marie says:
I don;t like it
Joaquin says:
Naw I didn't even know what I was writing, I think tis urdu or something O_o
Marie says:
urdu?
Marie says:
da hell?
Joaquin says:
Whoops XDD
Marie says:
hahaha
Joaquin says:
I mean Arabic


yet again....that guy r cracks me up

Ariel
07-23-2002, 12:44 AM
<font size="1">naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "Breakfast" sounds like a brittish city.
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Or an isle.
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "On the Isle of Breakfast... There lived ol' Johnny Toast,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "He had the greatest... Er, mast, as he liked to boast,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "But the women they laughed, they sneered and they scorned,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "So Ol' Johnny Toast got pretty boirned..."
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "Oh, Johnny Toast, Johnny Toast, Johnn Toast,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "With his totem he would boast,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "'Tis the greatest one around,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "'Twelve inches long, and three 'round!"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "Ol' Johnny he would join us for lunch,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "And keep on drinking until brunch,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "He'd crash and he'd fall his way down back,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "Except the day he found his head in a sack,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "Oh, Johnny Toast, Johnny Toast, Johnny Toast,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "With his totem he would boast,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "'Tis the greatest one around,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "Twelve inches long, and three 'round!"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "So his had in a sack and no sound at all,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "Ol' Johnny he cried against the wall,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "He was tied, he was helpless, he was completely out,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "No help in whimpering, no use to shout,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "Oh, Johnny Toast, Johnny Toast, Johnny Toast,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "With his totem he would boast,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "'Tis the greatest one around,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "Twelve inches long, and three 'round!"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "Ol' Johnny he cried, he shouted he wailed,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "And suddenly he heard the some chattering wild,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "The footsteps came near, he could tell,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "And the sack came off, with a mighty yell."
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "Oh, Johnny Toast, Johnny Toast, Johnny Toast,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "With his totem he would boast,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "'Tis the greast one around,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "Twelve inches long, and three 'round!"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "And there they were, looking at him,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "And he swallowed and prayed, it looked pretty grim,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "He'd met bears and wolves and hen,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "But now he was confronted by some curious women,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "Oh, Johnny Toast, Johnny Toast, Johnny Toast,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "With his totem he would boast,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "'Tis the greatest one around,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "Twelve inches long, and three 'round!"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "And so the ladies said to him,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "'Let's see what you say has truth within,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "And quick as lightning, no less,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "Ol' Johnny Toast - Pantless."
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "Oh, Johnny Toast, Johnny Toast, Johnny Toast,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "With his totem he would boast,"
arielfaery: Kristian Jrventaus!!
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "But now that the truth has come out,"
arielfaery: You scare me.
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "He can do nothing but shout,"
arielfaery: That deserves quotage. *_*
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "Yes, yes, I lied, I did, it is true,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "My totem isn't to words mine due,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "It isn't twelve inches long,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "Nor three around,"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: "It's thirteen and four abound!"
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: And I wrote that in ONE go.
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Just now. @_@
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Egad.
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Does it rhyme?
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: *his head
arielfaery: It rhymes quite well. You wrote that right now??
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Yes, right now.
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Right here.
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: You.. INSPIRE me. xD</font>

Mindflare
07-23-2002, 03:50 AM
<font color="ff6600" size=1> Pretty long chat log, but it's one of the funniest and confusing converations I've been in for a while.

<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:21:27PM> < abrojtm> *eats pop-tarts*
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:21:37PM> < Mindflare> *eats Spiff*
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:21:44PM> * Maester_Grivja|Forum_browsing grabs pop tart
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:21:51PM> < Spiff> *eats Kix*
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:22:21PM> < Spiff> ...from inside Flare...
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:22:37PM> < Maester_Grivja|Forum_browsing> o_O
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:22:40PM> < Mindflare> I haven't eaten Kix in years.. how'd you get those?
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:22:46PM> < Spiff> *shrug*
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:23:01PM> *** xxDkwSpAvlAuWcxx (blah@FFChat-1088.sntc01.pacbell.net) Quit (Leaving: )
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:23:06PM> < Spiff> The mini fridge?
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:23:17PM> < Maester_Grivja|Forum_browsing> Grandma's house
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:23:18PM> < Mindflare> Dude! I've got a mini fridge!
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:23:45PM> < Mindflare> *lifts lip over head and swallows*
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:24:28PM> < Spiff> *is confused
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:24:37PM> < Spiff> Is that physically possible?
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:24:42PM> < Maester_Grivja|Forum_browsing> @_@
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:24:47PM> < Mindflare> Probably not.
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:24:56PM> * Spiff tries to think about it and explodes*
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:25:05PM> < Maester_Grivja|Forum_browsing> oh my
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:25:10PM> * Maester_Grivja|Forum_browsing cleans up the mess
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:26:23PM> < abrojtm> Is this all because of my Cherry Pop-Tarts
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:26:26PM> < abrojtm> *drools*
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:26:34PM> < Maester_Grivja|Forum_browsing> :o
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:27:04PM> < Spiff> No, it's all because Flare ate me
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:27:17PM> < Maester_Grivja|Forum_browsing> *pokies Flare*
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:27:21PM> < abrojtm> but flare ate you when I said *eating po-tarts*
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:27:27PM> < abrojtm> err pop-tarts
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:27:46PM> < Mindflare> I swallowed my own head. *nod*
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:27:51PM> < Maester_Grivja|Forum_browsing> o_O
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:28:07PM> *** Maester_Grivja|Forum_browsing is now known as Maester_Grivja
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:28:16PM> * Maester_Grivja eats Mindy
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:28:27PM> * Mindflare is rather eaten
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:28:37PM> < Maester_Grivja> tasty
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:28:44PM> < abrojtm> No one wants to eat me :(
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:28:48PM> < Maester_Grivja> i want more
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:28:54PM> * Maester_Grivja eats abro
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:29:11PM> * Spiff eats Maester_Grivja, therefore, eating three people at once
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:29:25PM> < Maester_Grivja> yay
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:29:28PM> < Maester_Grivja> *is eaten*
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:29:28PM> * Mindflare therefore eats 4 people?
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:29:32PM> < abrojtm> but spif is in mind
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:29:33PM> < abrojtm> err
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:29:39PM> < Mindflare> I just at myself theoretically.
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:29:42PM> < Mindflare> *ate
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:29:44PM> < abrojtm> howd you eat us from inside of flare?
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:29:58PM> * Maester_Grivja eats flare
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:30:01PM> < Mindflare> How'd Grivja eat me from inside... myself?
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:30:10PM> < abrojtm> lol
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:30:13PM> < Maester_Grivja> good question
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:30:19PM> < abrojtm> This place stinks Spiff
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:30:19PM> < Maester_Grivja> i always find away
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:30:30PM> < abrojtm> oooh chewed pop-tarts
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:30:33PM> < abrojtm> *points
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:30:35PM> < Maester_Grivja> o_O
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:30:36PM> < abrojtm> *eats*
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:30:40PM> < Maester_Grivja> thats mine
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:30:42PM> < Maester_Grivja> errr
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:30:54PM> < Spiff> I'm confused
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:31:51PM> < abrojtm> I'm inside you Spiff
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:31:58PM> < Mindflare> We all are, Spiff. We all are.
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:31:59PM> < abrojtm> you ate me (us)
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:32:18PM> < abrojtm> I hopped out of grivja
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:32:24PM> < Maester_Grivja> :O
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:32:29PM> < abrojtm> so I could eat the pop-tarts in your belly spiff
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:32:36PM> < Mindflare> I ate myself and you. Grivja ate me, then you ate everyone but me. I then ate my own head... or something of that sort.
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:32:37PM> < Maester_Grivja> eww
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:32:56PM> < Mindflare> Yeah, I give up
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:32:57PM> < Spiff> Okay, so Mindy ate me... Then Gravaja ate Mindy and Abro... then somehow I ate gravaja from inside Mindy AND gravaja's stomach.... then Gravaja ate Flare AGAIN from inside Flare and Gravaja?
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:33:00PM> * Mindflare punctuates
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:33:00PM> < Spiff> *explode*
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:33:17PM> < Maester_Grivja > lol
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:33:19PM> < Mindflare> Something like that. *can't think at the moment*
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:33:29PM> * Maester_Grivja eats a Maester Burger
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:33:33PM> < abrojtm> *closes all plotholes*
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:33:38PM> < abrojtm> SHA-ZHAM!
<Mon, Jul 22 2002> <09:34:03PM> < Mindflare> Thanks we needed that. </font>

Tokki Wartooth
07-24-2002, 01:07 AM
<b>THAT girl</b> = Tokkiquil
<b>Marie</b> = mystic ice goddess

<b>THAT girl</b>: boys boys be my boys?
<b>Marie</b>: no!
<b>THAT girl</b>: aww...*feels lonely*
<b>Marie</b>: i r not a dude, dude.

mystic ice cube
07-24-2002, 02:33 AM
Marie says:
that?
Marie says:
my music?
Marie says:
nothing?
THAT girl. says:
sorta..very quiet, though.
Marie says:
my mic is on max O_O
Marie says:
odd
THAT girl. says:
oi!! kk..i'll turn up louder..*cringe*
Marie says:
kk
Marie says:
mics are like that
Marie says:
gotta be at max
THAT girl. says:
EEEE!! XD i heared that
Marie says:
heard wot?
THAT girl. says:
it was like "EEEEEEEEE"
Marie says:
hahahaha
Marie says:
it's my vacuum cleaner
Marie says:
*quotes*
THAT girl. says:
oh, yes it was XD


XDDDDDDDDD.......I don't know why I found that funny.

Crystal_Clear
07-24-2002, 03:01 AM
aim a long time ago.... might not remember ^_^


Emerald Apricot : o_O
Emerald Apricot: do you like fruit?
MIG : yeh..... why not?
Emerald Apricot: I like throwing them at cars
Emerald Apricot: o_O
MIG: Huh?
MIG: Hyper you are
Emerald Apricot: hi
MIG: again???
Emerald Apricot: huh?
Emerald Apricot: awwwww....... i have bunch of interesting email..... :D
MIG: oh.......
Emerald Apricot: annoying..... but then again.....
MIG: huh?
MIG: *slaps*
Emerald Apricot: ouch
Emerald Apricot: hi
MIG: Wha?
MIG: How bout an intellegent conversation.....
Emerald Apricot: too boring.......
MIG: oh

<center>LONG SILENCE</center>
<center>Goes on forever</center>

mystic ice cube
07-24-2002, 03:59 AM
XD...go back on aim, stoopid!
anyway...
THAT girl. says:
Greg says:
I'm actually a 30 year old prostitute.
Greg says:
I lied.
Greg says:
I live in Oregon
Greg says:
and I have 2 kids
Marie says:
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
THAT girl. says:
he scared teh fork out of me!
Marie says:
wot?
Marie says:
he r harmless!
THAT girl. says:
i thought he was serious!!
Marie says:
hahahhaa
Marie says:
seriously?
Marie says:
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Marie says:
bunny
Marie says:
you weirdo

this r with ferenan now
Marie says:
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Marie says:
Greg says:
I'm actually a 30 year old prostitute.
Greg says:
I lied.
Greg says:
I live in Oregon
Greg says:
and I have 2 kids
Marie says:
oh gawd
Marie says:
geeerg!
Greg says:
Heh...
Greg says:
I was just joking with her
Marie says:
I know
Marie says:
read this
Marie says:
THAT girl. says:
he scared teh fork out of me!
Marie says:
wot?
Marie says:
he r harmless!
THAT girl. says:
i thought he was serious!!
Marie says:
hahahhaa
Marie says:
seriously?
Marie says:
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Marie says:
bunny
Marie says:
you weirdo
THAT girl. says:
he said it so seriously.
Marie says:

Marie says:
Marie says:
hahahaha
Marie says:
my face hurts from laughing
Greg says:
Heheh.
Greg says:
When do I NOT sound serious?
Marie says:
always
Marie says:
I kin tell
Greg says:
Heh...
Greg says:
I'm serious most ofthe time.
Marie says:
well
Marie says:
I kin tell THAT wasn;t serious
Marie says:
obviously
Greg says:
...Actually, I was being serious.
Greg says:
Erh
Marie says:
hahahahaa
Greg says:
Not about the 30 year old thing
Marie says:
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Greg says:
I was obviously joking heh.
Marie says:
I know that
Marie says:
stoopid

I neva laughed so hard...

Tokki Wartooth
07-24-2002, 04:13 AM
I was just about to post that, Marie! Gir! XD Oh well. *posts anyway*

<b>THAT girl</b>: ..how old do i sound? truthfully?
<b>Greg</b>: 16.
<b>Greg</b>: Just high pitched.
<b>THAT girl</b>: XDDD really? i have high pitched voice?
<b>Greg</b>: Well..
<b>Greg</b>: Yes.
<b>Greg</b>: Heh.
<b>Greg</b>: How old do I sound?
<b>THAT girl</b>: hmm..maybe..now that i listened harder..perhaps..21?
<b>Greg</b>: I'm actually a 30 year old prostitute.
<b>Greg</b>: I lied.
<b>Greg</b>: I live in Oregon
<b>Greg</b>: and I have 2 kids
<b>THAT girl</b>: ...........

James Latimer Cockney Rebel
07-24-2002, 05:54 PM
<b>Marie says:</b>
girls are supposed to be neat
<b>Marie says:</b>
I am not one of them
<b>Marie says:</b>
guys can get away with being slobs
<b>Joaquin says:</b>
xD Yeah *hopes he'll get a wife who will clean up all his mess* XDDDD
<b>Marie says:</b>
XD
<b>Marie says:</b>
good luck
<b>Marie says:</b>
yeah..I plan to get a husbans who'll do all that
<b>Marie says:</b>
husband >.<
<b>Marie says:</b>
choo r teh talk fro meh'
<b>Joaquin says:</b>
I'll get 7 wives, one for each day of the week
<b>Marie says:</b>
hahahaha
<b>Marie says:</b>
they have maids for that
<b>Marie says:</b>
except....other things which I'd rather not mention XD
<b>Joaquin says:</b>
XDDD
<b>Joaquin says:</b>
*quotes*

Zell's Fists of Fury
07-25-2002, 03:13 AM
I found this humorus.



*** ID1014578176 has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
[SpiffIsPlayingAGame] *eats peer*
[Wasu] *eats a pear*
[SpiffIsPlayingAGame] *fights a bear*
[Mindflare] *eats a bear*
[Wasu] *runs in...fear*
[Wasu] xD
*** ID1014578176 has joined #eoff
[Mindflare] XD
[ID1014578176] Stupid damn AOL.
[Mindflare] wb (again)!
[ID1014578176] Heh, thanks.
[SpiffIsPlayingAGame] We took care of peer for you
[Mindflare] Yeah. And that bear.
[ID1014578176] Hah.

Bannor
07-25-2002, 04:35 AM
At least he wont get the paper pregnant

Friend: Man, all I want to do is go out on my deck and whip out my girly mags!
Me: Oh like Young Woman Magazine, Teen people and the such?

Mindflare
07-25-2002, 06:06 AM
<font color="ff6600" size=1> Out of context: <11:55:21PM> < Wasu > That is, I don't wear pants. </font>

Selphie
07-25-2002, 07:07 AM
I found this at Shinra, it's quite amusing, and disturbing O_O
Words of a true drunk.
Ma5rsh: i met the ninja turtles yesterday
Ma5rsh: i tried to give them kryptonite, but they said it stank and would autograph it
Ma5rsh: so i took they're turtle van and went to pick up hoes
Ma5rsh: lo and behold i found april
Ma5rsh: i donated her to shredder and he gave me a brand new can opener
Ma5rsh: i was so happy
yourrefdundsir: are you drunk, because this is funny shit
Ma5rsh: i made shit before
Ma5rsh: i named it and put a garauntee on it.
Ma5rsh: i sold it on ebay for $50
Ma5rsh: people like the gaurantee
Ma5rsh: they'll buy anything with a gaurantee on it
Ma5rsh: one time i found a rock, and sold it to some morman telling him that it helped him be a better witness
Ma5rsh: he started preaching to me, and i told him that i would believe in god if he quit preaching to me
Ma5rsh: yes, and i became a believer!
Ma5rsh: now, i feel whole again when i'm drunk and looking at titties!!!!
Ma5rsh: i had titties. they were old, so i sold them and got new ones
Ma5rsh: they are cheaper if you buy bulk
Ma5rsh: BEHOLD!!!!
Ma5rsh: i am the great magician!!!!
Ma5rsh: i can type words on your screen like you've never seen them before!
Ma5rsh: and you might read them
Ma5rsh: and they might make sense
Ma5rsh: but then again, they might just be midget virgins
Ma5rsh: have you ever stopped and smelled the roses?
yourrefundsir: no
Ma5rsh: i did once, and i got attacked by a swarm of bees
Ma5rsh: i almost died. but then i realized i left the door unlocked, so i grabbed my keys and left
Ma5rsh: i almost ran into an innocent cloud shaped like a llama
Ma5rsh: i got grounded from the tv
Ma5rsh: i was told it rots your raisin brans
Ma5rsh: bottle caps is a complete part of your breakfast
Ma5rsh: i must pick up a piece of paper!
Ma5rsh: i'll post women on the wall
Ma5rsh: much replies to be had!

Mikztsu
07-25-2002, 09:03 PM
It's funny how your little daughter gets influenced by you and your manners so quickly. Makes you proud, yet it's kinda scary....


mystic_ice_goddess> hello again clout
cl_out> *is still only half here* :p
mystic_ice_goddess> you tawk
mystic_ice_goddess> I order you to!
mystic_ice_goddess> tawk!
TRC> o_o
Mik]Away_i_r> Trala
Mik]Away_i_r> *tawks*
Mik]Away_i_r> You are kinda silly, mig
Pikmin[FFXI]> ..
mystic_ice_goddess> I know THAT
mystic_ice_goddess> doesn't everyone?
mystic_ice_goddess> and another thing:
mystic_ice_goddess> I am not mig
mystic_ice_goddess> Kairo is
Biagini> *nods*
mystic_ice_goddess> good boy/girl
mystic_ice_goddess> *pats*
Mik]Away_i_r> xD
Mik]Away_i_r> You have got influence from daddy.
Mik]Away_i_r> Good girl. *pats*
mystic_ice_goddess> yeah, daddie


*___*

Lindy
07-25-2002, 09:54 PM
[20:38] {Del_Snizz} Self, remember that paper mill I owned in Boston in the late 18th century?
[20:39] {Ferenan} ...
[20:39] {Chickencha} My memory's a little fuzzy, but yes.
[20:39] {Chickencha} Yes I do.
[20:39] {Dinriu} hmm
[20:39] {Del_Snizz} Can I tell me how I was growing flax in Ireland at the same time?
[20:40] {RyuKishi} So, how many kids did you kill with your Mill Snizz?
[20:40] {Ferenan} *confusion*
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[20:40] {Chickencha} I...er...it has to do with...uh...*runs*
[20:40] {Del_Snizz} Several thousand, easily.
[20:40] {Del_Snizz} Exactly as I suspected.
[20:40] {Kane} Oh dear.
[20:40] {Dinriu} so have any of you tried that ceral honey bunches of oats with strawberries?
[20:40] {Kane} Thats a lot of dead kids.
[20:40] {Kane} What'd you do with the bodies?
[20:41] *** Ferenan is now known as Reverend_Maynard
[20:41] {RyuKishi} tisk tisk Snizz, not nearly enough
[20:41] {Dinriu} wait wait wait...I think SNL is on
[20:41] {Del_Snizz} That's what my special parchment was made of.
[20:41] {RyuKishi} I think you should have at least maimed a 10,000 or so, and then shot them and hidden the bodies
[20:42] {Kane} What was the parchment made of?
[20:42] {RyuKishi} *dies*
[20:42] {Chickencha} I did. But first I made them work in my sweatshop for a few months.
[20:42] {Dinriu} woot
[20:42] {Del_Snizz} Too much work, especially when my gun cabinet contained only muzzle-loaders.
[20:42] {Dinriu} it is on!
[20:42] {RyuKishi} true
[20:43] {RyuKishi} hmm..I might have some of that Kiddie paper lying around somewhere...
[20:44] {Del_Snizz} You probably do. It's very durable.
[20:44] {RyuKishi} not as good as Oyez-Wove (made from 21 year old sex addicts)
[20:45] {RyuKishi} now thats TRULY durable
[20:45] {Del_Snizz} Well, we didn't have that technology back in 1796.

*3 minute space of garbage*

[20:48] {Del_Snizz} Yeah, back when memory lane was paved with cobblestones.
[20:48] {RyuKishi} I remember it when it was only Mud with grass at the sides!
[20:48] {RyuKishi} when the ground stuck to your feet, and to your ribs when you ate it!
[20:49] {Dinriu} ...
[20:49] {Del_Snizz} Ah, yes. The ol' ground-eatin' days.
[20:49] {Dinriu} gotta love that mud

Loony BoB
07-26-2002, 08:25 PM
xDMano: I said penis at EoFF. *snickers*

Loony BoB
07-28-2002, 12:00 AM
Stef: *is back*
Loony_BoB: Sex.
Stef: What? I nearly choked on my cookie. >_@
Loony_BoB: Just felt like freaking you out. *prod*

TRC
07-28-2002, 12:11 AM
This was a few days ago when my friend was showing me some weird poetry

Radical Julian (2:51:38 PM):
THINGS YOU HAVE TO SUPPRESS
---------------------------
I used to think bashing someone's head in with one of those concrete blocks
Would be fun.
Now I know.
Lord TRC (2:52:01 PM): XD
Radical Julian (2:52:36 PM): yes i have a new respect for poetry.

mystic ice cube
07-28-2002, 08:30 PM
<font size="1">Maester Grivja says:
*huggles* Mommy
Maester Grivja says:

Rie says:
I'm your....MOMMA?!?
Maester Grivja says:
yes
Maester Grivja says:
don't you remember
Rie says:
no
Maester Grivja says:
xD
Rie says:
apparently, I don't
Maester Grivja says:
anyway
Maester Grivja says:
*hops in lap*
Rie says:
I'm not ur momma
Rie says:
get off
Maester Grivja says:
noo
Maester Grivja says:
*grabs on to Marie*
Rie says:
get off, bastard child!
Rie says:
*throws across room*
Maester Grivja says:
*cries*
Maester Grivja says:
your mean mommy
Rie says:
shut up, child
Maester Grivja says:
*cries louder*
Maester Grivja says:
*throws a temper tantrun*
Rie says:
hmmm...
Rie says:
I wonder how father will take this...
Rie says:
knowing he's a grand daddie now
Maester Grivja says:
*throws stuff around the room*
Rie says:
behave yourself!
Maester Grivja says:
waaaaaa
Maester Grivja says:
*throws stuff some more*
Rie says:
grrr...
Rie says:
*shoves candy down your throat*
Rie says:
better>
Rie says:
?
Maester Grivja says:
yay
Maester Grivja says:
*candie*
Maester Grivja says:
*eats some more*
Maester Grivja says:
^^
Maester Grivja says:
*is happy*
Rie says:
good boi
Rie says:
*pats*
Maester Grivja says:
*gets bored of canddy*
Maester Grivja says:
*cries and throws stuff again*
Maester Grivja says:
waaa
Rie says:
xd
Rie says:
*SLAPS YOU HARD*
Maester Grivja says:
*cries even more*
Rie says:
Imma disown you, boy
Maester Grivja says:
noo
Maester Grivja says:
*clings to her legs*
Rie says:
*kicks you off*
Maester Grivja says:
your mean
Rie says:
yeah
Rie says:
live with it
Maester Grivja says:
no
Maester Grivja says:
*spits*
Rie says:
all posted
Rie says:
happy?
Maester Grivja says:
*puts mudd through the house*
Maester Grivja says:
yay ^^
Rie says:
k
Maester Grivja says:
*huggles*
Rie says:
good boy
Rie says:
*hugs*
Maester Grivja says:
i am sorry
Maester Grivja says:
*gives her a flower*
Rie says:
thanks, son
Maester Grivja says:
^_^
Maester Grivja says:
me want food
Rie says:
go eat
Maester Grivja says:
*wants you to bring food*
Rie says:
sowwee
Rie says:
I am not in
Rie says:
barrie was it?
Maester Grivja says:
Parry Sound
Rie says:
XD
Rie says:
kk
Maester Grivja says:
come here and feed me then
Maester Grivja says:

Maester Grivja says:
waaaa *starts kicking*
Rie says:
hahahaha
Rie says:
you're funny, son
Rie says:
sorry
Rie says:
mommy's gotta stay in toronto
Maester Grivja says:
you suck
Rie says:
hahahaha
Maester Grivja says:
*starts crying*
Rie says:
I wanna quote this...
Rie says:
*quotes*
Maester Grivja says:
eeek
Maester Grivja says:
*stopies*
Rie says:
XD
Maester Grivja says:
quote it to where
Rie says:
eoff
Rie says:
hah!
Maester Grivja says:
o_O


.....I never knew I...had a son....O_o...I am Rie, btw, and Maester Grivja is...I don't know his sn at eoff, but I know he's a member.</font>

<b>Edit by Kishi: If you're going to have an extra-long post, at least keep the font size small, or better yet, attach it as a text file.</b>

Tokki Wartooth
07-29-2002, 03:09 AM
<b>mikztsu2000</b>: I am an beautiful apple tree of sunny meadows, thank you.

James Latimer Cockney Rebel
07-29-2002, 07:09 AM
appoefaiwie: = Tokkiquil
starphyter: = Joaquin (me)

appoefaiwie: *sleeps with you*
appoefaiwie: AH!! that did not sound right!
starphyter: XDDD
starphyter: *dies laughing*
appoefaiwie: *kicks you* you thinking bad tings all the time!!

It's not just me, is it? >=D

CloudDragon
07-29-2002, 10:52 AM
<font color=22E477>I thought this was a pretty funny conversation between some person that pmed me but was in #eoff. I gave'em a fake email xD.

[04:02:26] Skyhawk> Hey dude Rock on
[04:02:36] CloudDragon> huh?
[04:02:50] Skyhawk> It no matter i got bord
[04:02:57] CloudDragon> oh me see
[04:03:00] CloudDragon> i rock hard
[04:03:09] Skyhawk> U a grunge
[04:03:24] Skyhawk> ^_^
[04:03:29] CloudDragon> yep
[04:03:33] CloudDragon> meh rock so hard
[04:03:35] CloudDragon> me*
[04:03:41] Skyhawk> U like Linkin Park
[04:04:05] CloudDragon> yep, they r0xorz
[04:04:37] Skyhawk> Then join my FF clan we all love linkin park
[04:04:54] CloudDragon> nah, me be fine
[04:05:00] CloudDragon> thanks for de offer though
[04:05:27] Skyhawk> OK then waht's your E-Mail so we can keep Talkin
[04:05:54] Skyhawk> Mine is
[04:05:56] CloudDragon> my email be rockman23169@zoomtown.com
[04:06:06] Skyhawk> James.Kennesion@talk21.com
[04:06:13] CloudDragon> cool
[04:06:22] Skyhawk> Heavy
[04:06:22] CloudDragon> we be keep in touch then
[04:06:30] Skyhawk> ok
[04:07:01] CloudDragon> me gotta go no tho, i email u later
[04:07:03] Skyhawk> CYA
[04:07:09] CloudDragon> bye
[04:07:13] Skyhawk> i gota go 2
[04:07:36] CloudDragon>keep on rocking!
[04:07:54] Skyhawk>u too!

Chickencha
08-01-2002, 05:33 AM
bossker101: dude, whoever thought up mario is a genius
bossker101: jumping in and out of drain pipes
bossker101: dressed up as a plunger

(If for some reason you missed what's funny about that, reread the last line over and over again until you see it.)

Zell's Fists of Fury
08-01-2002, 05:39 AM
Funniest... quote.... EVER!!! *saves*

Squally Leonharty
08-01-2002, 06:43 PM
<small>
[18:27:47] -Nicolas:#ffi- *licks*
[18:27:47] -> -#ffi- Whoops?
[18:27:52] -> -#ffi- XD
[18:27:54] < Jon> o.O
[18:28:03] -Nicolas:#ffi- You should all turn off the sound.
[18:28:09] -> -#ffi- Why?
[18:28:10] < Jon> What the hell?
[18:28:16] < Squally_Leonharty> XD
[18:28:29] -Nicolas:#ffi- I don't know, just do.
[18:28:36] -> -#ffi- Done. XD
[18:28:38] < Jon> What the hell are you doing, I mean.
[18:28:44] < Squally_Leonharty> Noticing the channel. XD
[18:28:47] < Jon> ooo
[18:28:50] < Nicolas> Yah.
[18:29:02] -Nicolas:#ffi- Time to rape the /notice thingie, I guess.
[18:29:12] < Squally_Leonharty> XD
[18:29:16] < Squally_Leonharty> Have fun. XD
[18:29:39] < Jon> yay
[18:29:43] < Jon> people are playing.
[18:29:44] < Nicolas> Pfft. I will do no such thing.
[18:31:32] < Squally_Leonharty> Pfft.
[18:31:34] < Squally_Leonharty> I will.
[18:31:40] -> -#ffi- *53x0r5*
[18:31:40] -> -#ffi- *53x0r5*
[18:31:41] -> -#ffi- *53x0r5*
[18:31:41] -> -#ffi- *53x0r5*
[18:31:41] -> -#ffi- *53x0r5*
[18:31:41] -> -#ffi- *53x0r5*
[18:31:41] -> -#ffi- *53x0r5*
[18:31:42] -> -#ffi- *53x0r5*
[18:31:42] -> -#ffi- *53x0r5*
[18:31:42] -> -#ffi- *53x0r5*
[18:31:42] -> -#ffi- *53x0r5*
[18:31:42] -> -#ffi- *53x0r5*
[18:31:43] < Squally_Leonharty> XD
[18:31:59] < Squally_Leonharty> Damn, I'm good.
[18:32:42] -Nicolas:#ffi- Gasp!
[18:32:46] < Squally_Leonharty> Yes.
[18:32:46] < Squally_Leonharty> XD
[18:32:49] -Nicolas:#ffi- You suck at it.
[18:32:53] < Squally_Leonharty> Pffft. XD
[18:32:55] < Squally_Leonharty> You too. XD
[18:32:56] -Nicolas:#ffi- *rape*
[18:32:57] -Nicolas:#ffi- *rape*
[18:32:57] -Nicolas:#ffi- *rape*
[18:32:58] -Nicolas:#ffi- *rape*
[18:32:58] -Nicolas:#ffi- *rape*
[18:33:01] * Nicolas was kicked by irc.ffchat.net (Flooding (Limit is 5 lines per 5 seconds))
[18:33:02] < Squally_Leonharty> Nice, I suppose. XD
[18:33:04] * Squally_Leonharty laughs.
[18:33:16] < Squally_Leonharty> *quotes*
[18:33:29] * Nicolas (~angelsiri@FFChat-5017.033.popsite.net) has joined #ffi
[18:33:40] < Nicolas> I think I just killed my laglessness.
[18:33:42] < Squally_Leonharty> XD
</small>

Seeing that I'm protected I didn't get kicked, but Nicolas wasn't protected. XD

James Latimer Cockney Rebel
08-02-2002, 05:02 AM
OWA 67 = Me
LiddoeBee = Tokkiquil

OWA 67: corp gotta go.
LiddoeBee: kk!
LiddoeBee: DON'T GET IN TROUBLE FORK YOU!!

Best goodbye message ever.

Sakura Yume
08-02-2002, 06:25 AM
<font color=#AFEEEE>Jewels: I wanna see Scott hot on.

English teacher: Charles is shit hot at English.
A few days later:
English teacher: Whoo hoo! It's a truck!

Tokki Wartooth
08-02-2002, 07:37 AM
<i>Originally posted by Joaquin</i>
<b>Best goodbye message ever.</b>
Dam right.

<b>appoefaiwie</b>: Tokkiquil
<b>kwyzthal</b>: Abyssinian Ellone

<b>appoefaiwie</b>: want me to send you korean music? =D
<b>kwyzthal</b>: yep
<b>appoefaiwie</b>: really?!
<b>kwyzthal</b>: no

Mikztsu
08-03-2002, 11:11 PM
Leeza certainly is dedicated Bruckner-hailer who can even put dedicated hailers (such as me) in order. x) I found this so sudden and amusing.


Mikztsu> I also saw the George Best movie.
Kane> *hisses at sun*
Blaine> Gordan Banks threw the ball up in the air to kick it and Best ran and booted it in
Mikztsu> I bet now that George best has a new kidney, he'll start drinking again.xD
Blaine> and it was disallowed :(
cloud_no9> why would best score an OG?
* RyuKishi has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
Blaine> wha??
cloud_no9> own goal
Blaine> when'd he score an OG?
Mikztsu> best = Northen Irish
Mikztsu> Not Englsih.*_*
Mikztsu> *English
Blaine> Umm why'd you say that?
Blaine> oh
Blaine> We were a pathetic team until George Best started playing for us
Blaine> And we've been pathetic ever since then :(
* Ally has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Tinkerbelle)))
Mikztsu> Where are ya from, Blaine?
* Ally has joined #eoff
Blaine> 5-0 against Spain :(
Blaine> Northern Ireland
Mikztsu> Oh, okay
* RyuKishi has joined #eoff
Leeza> Too much game talk and not enough Bruckner Hailing!

Lightning_Demon
08-04-2002, 06:30 AM
Me: So the reign of terror is at last over?
Jon: IT HAS ONLY BEGUN. JON BOT WILL DESTROY THE WORLD.
Me: Jon... bot?
Jon: NO ELLIPSES, FOOL. JON BOT WILL DESTROY YOU.
Me: Why the bot?
Jon: IT IS NECESSARY TO FOCUS MY POWERS.
Me: I think you're just compensating for the shortness of your name.
Jon: JON BOT DECLINES TO COMMENT.
Me: Uh huh...

He's insane. Seriously, help me.

Mikztsu
08-04-2002, 11:20 AM
Hmm, I guess I freaked him out.

mikztsu2000: I feel like some cloud.
mikztsu2000: *goes get coffee*
del_murderus: Cloud?
del_murderus: I'm going to bed
mikztsu2000: Ok, goodnight.
mikztsu2000: Yeah, imagine your mind like it would be cloud
mikztsu2000: Floating around and such
del_murderus: Umm, riiiight
mikztsu2000: I get that feeling often
del_murderus: Take care Mik

Del Murder
08-06-2002, 05:35 AM
It takes more than that to scare me off, buddy boy.

At work this week:

Mayra: You didn't put away the gobacks.
Me: So?
Mayra: When you do fitting rooms you have to put away your gobacks.
Me: Liar!
Mayra: Fine, ask Jose.
Me: Jose, when you do fitting rooms do you have to put away the gobacks?
Jose: Yes Tony.
Mayra: See? I wasn't lying.
Me: What?
Mayra: You said I was lying!
Me: No I didn't. I said you were a liar.

Sakura Yume
08-06-2002, 05:46 AM
<font color=#AFEEEE>My accounting teacher: Wake up boy and get some sleep!

Calliope
08-06-2002, 07:57 AM
chickencha: Excuse me while I scream at my fingers.


chickencha: The typo monster is going to kill me?

MecaKane
08-06-2002, 08:57 AM
[04:06:47] Alixsar> Today is your birthday?
[04:06:51] Alixsar> Guess what Matt?
[04:07:00] Alixsar> You have the same birthday as my sister. Yep.
[04:07:13] Matt> She must be cool
[04:07:16] Matt> How old is she?
[04:07:28] Nicolas> Pfft. You lie.
[04:07:41] Matt> Is she hot?
[04:07:43] Hito> The Jukebox is now playing: [Sarah McLachlan - Angel (City Of Angels)][04:29]
[04:07:45] Matt> Come on, dish it out.
[04:07:46] Kane> xD
[04:07:49] Andaris> xD
[04:08:02] Kane> All them cool aug 5thers, I tell you what.
[04:08:02] Nicolas> Heh. That's the Matt I remember. *dies*
[04:08:02] Alixsar> 21.
[04:08:09] Matt> 21.. no way
[04:08:15] Matt> That's how old I am today! :o
[04:08:17] Alixsar> Some people say she's hot, but she's actually a moron. A bitchy moron.
[04:08:27] Alixsar> So, have fun.
[04:08:28] Kane> That's not good.
[04:08:35] Alixsar> Yeah, my sister sucks.
[04:08:42] Matt> I bet she sucks good.
[04:08:45] Roogle> XDD
[04:08:49] Kane> xD
[04:08:49] Pikmin[FFXI]> :D
[04:08:52] Matt> :P
[04:08:54] Hito> That's disgusting.
[04:08:57] Nicolas> *dies*

Now, that's comedy.

Doofhull
08-06-2002, 09:19 AM
"Unless <I>I</I> have a frisbee, <I>nobody</I> has a frisbee!!" ~Derek

Etienne
08-14-2002, 07:53 AM
ame_sama: Aha. I would enjoy the golfcart driving. That would show those people who almost ran me over in a golfcart.
studan_fox_in_sox: yeah!
studan_fox_in_sox: they should pay!
ame_sama: Yes, I don't particularly enjoy getting nearly ran over. And for those people who nearly killed me again while I was riding in the golfcart with them.
ame_sama: I think I shall be the Golfcart Avenger.
studan_fox_in_sox: with them?
studan_fox_in_sox: EXCELLENT!
ame_sama: Dun-dun-DUN!
ame_sama: And I shall have a cool superhero outfit and I'll drive around in my golfcart and call it the...*thinks*
studan_fox_in_sox: COLFGART!
ame_sama: YES!
ame_sama: XD
ame_sama: "To the Colfgart cave!"
studan_fox_in_sox: hurrah!
ame_sama: And I'll do avenging type things and avenge people with my Magic Bag O' Confetti!
studan_fox_in_sox: yeah!
studan_fox_in_sox: do i get to do stuff?
ame_sama: Sure!
ame_sama: You can have electric cymbals and such.
studan_fox_in_sox: excellent.
studan_fox_in_sox: I WIELD THE CYMBAL OF ELECTRICITY...AND THE SYMBOL OF SPORADICNESS!
ame_sama: YES!

Fear me for I am the Golfcart Avenger.

Calliope
08-14-2002, 08:03 AM
Kenickyotto: hm...
Kenickyotto: nope. still don't care.
Genius454: Don't care?
Genius454: About my periods?
Kenickyotto: QUOTE!!!!
Genius454: Wait that didn't come out right

Tokki Wartooth
08-15-2002, 09:55 AM
Taken much out of context:

<b>i ruvs teh vinnie d <3</b>: beautiful, no?
<b>"Stupid sexy Flanders!!"</b>: Unierific!

Sheik
08-17-2002, 06:59 AM
kwyzthal: me
appoefaiwie: tokkiquil

kwyzthal: say, you have a cell phone right? does it have text messaging?
appoefaiwie: yeah!
kwyzthal: oh kew!
appoefaiwie: why?
kwyzthal: we can text each other!
appoefaiwie: you can message me??
appoefaiwie: YAY!!!
kwyzthal: yep!
appoefaiwie: KEEEW!!
appoefaiwie: hold on, want me to get my cell right now?
kwyzthal: yep
kwyzthal: that would so kew!
appoefaiwie: YAY!! kk, brb
appoefaiwie: aha!
kwyzthal: hurry, I might not have much time left
appoefaiwie: kk, what's your number?
appoefaiwie: to write in my address book.
kwyzthal: <censored>
appoefaiwie: with country code and area code and stuff
appoefaiwie: kk!
kwyzthal: I don't remember the country code.......
kwyzthal: er.... I forgot, can you just ask someone, 0917 is for the phone company, etc
appoefaiwie: mine is <censored>
kwyzthal: kew!
kwyzthal: 1 is one for the country code?
appoefaiwie: yes'm!
kwyzthal: tell me if it works........
appoefaiwie: i think it just did!!
appoefaiwie: W00T!!
kwyzthal: it did!?!
kwyzthal: you got my message!!!!!!!?
appoefaiwie: W00T GUY YES!! "Gello?" W00T!!
appoefaiwie: Hello
appoefaiwie: XD
appoefaiwie: *kills seld*
appoefaiwie: SELF!
kwyzthal: w00t!!!!!!!!!
appoefaiwie: GAH!
appoefaiwie: *replies*

... it's longer than this but oh well, so happy is me!:D

Ace Protorney
08-17-2002, 07:45 AM
:D

14 Random Victims.

~~~
xDMano (1:17:17 AM): Mama.
Airanselcona (1:17:22 AM): Papa?
xDMano (1:17:26 AM): *nods*
Airanselcona (1:17:50 AM): Excellent.
~~~
xDMano (1:17:30 AM): Mama.
AngelSirius (1:17:34 AM): Papa.
xDMano (1:17:38 AM): *nods*
AngelSirius (1:18:06 AM): You ARE a sexy schoolgirl, Jeff.
xDMano (1:18:31 AM): Thank you. You are not bad yourself.
~~~
xDMano (1:17:49 AM): Mama.
Chickencha (1:17:57 AM): ...No?
xDMano (1:18:11 AM): Fine, be that way! Ruin my fun. :(
Chickencha (1:18:18 AM): What fun?
xDMano (1:18:41 AM): *walks away in shame*
Chickencha (1:18:52 AM): *skips away in glee*
~~~
xDMano (1:18:49 AM): Mama.
ID1014578176 (1:19:03 AM): Dada?
xDMano (1:19:44 AM): Of course.
~~~
xDMano (1:19:50 AM): Mama.
OhFork (1:20:03 AM): Mia!
xDMano (1:20:43 AM): :D
~~~
xDMano (1:21:49 AM): Mama.
BlkKnight1007 did not replied.
~~~
xDMano (1:23:17 AM): Mama.
ffplayer3 (1:26:41 AM): hi
~~~
xDMano (1:23:36 AM): Mama.
Genius454 (1:23:49 AM): Yes, son?
Genius454 (1:24:58 AM): You ever just want to go away? To a place where nothing matters?
xDMano (1:25:13 AM): Where did I come from?
Genius454 (1:26:16 AM): I don't know
xDMano (1:26:33 AM): Fun.
xDMano (1:26:36 AM): :D
~~~
xDMano (1:23:40 AM): Dada.
Kalenisis (1:24:19 AM): Who's this?
xDMano (1:24:45 AM): Excuse me?
Kalenisis (1:25:19 AM): :-P
xDMano (1:25:37 AM): O:-)
Kalenisis (1:26:08 AM): Whoooooo is this? ;-)
xDMano (1:26:24 AM): No. Whooooooo is this? ;-)
Kalenisis (1:27:30 AM): Kalen, but you messaged me. :-P I know I've talked to you before, but I forgot who you are.
xDMano (1:28:11 AM): I don't know. I could be -Proto- some stranger.
Kalenisis (1:29:05 AM): Whahah
~~~
xDMano (1:23:45 AM): Dada.
mysticicegoddess (1:23:54 AM): Dada?!?
mysticicegoddess (1:23:55 AM): O_o
mysticicegoddess (1:24:10 AM): hello pppoooootr
xDMano (1:24:17 AM): yay.
mysticicegoddess (1:24:40 AM): ^_^
~~~
xDMano (1:23:52 AM): Mama.
RedHotChiliAZ (1:25:18 AM): Yes?
RedHotChiliAZ (1:25:41 AM): You rang?
xDMano (1:26:01 AM): Yes. I like to inform you that... *gets cut off*
RedHotChiliAZ (1:27:02 AM): *finishes*...you are incredible sexy and wonderful.
RedHotChiliAZ (1:27:11 AM): Why thank you, I appreciate that.
xDMano (1:27:23 AM): Why no problem. It's my pleasure.
RedHotChiliAZ (1:27:50 AM): *hands you a copy of my newest book, "This Book Is Crap"
xDMano (1:28:19 AM): Thank you.
RedHotChiliAZ (1:28:55 AM): No problem. It's a good read and chock full Vitamin B.
~~~
xDMano (1:24:01 AM): Mama.
Silverlocke0 did not respond.
~~~
xDMano (1:24:10 AM): Mama.
Starwar cj (1:24:18 AM): Hi?
xDMano (1:24:30 AM): You're very confused.
Starwar cj (1:24:43 AM): Yes, I am.
xDMano (1:24:57 AM): Let's keep it that way.
Starwar cj (1:25:05 AM): Righty-o.
~~~
pr0tat0: Dada.
kwyzthal: hello
pr0tat0: Is that you dada?
kwyzthal: eh???
kwyzthal: darn you proto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pr0tat0: :P
~~~
:D

Calliope
08-17-2002, 11:42 AM
There's a monster outside my bedroom. Can I have a glass of water?
-some girl from "Signs"

Tokki Wartooth
08-18-2002, 09:24 AM
<b>mr_rocko321:</b> As the old saying goes;
<b>mr_rocko321:</b> <i>"If you had a date before, your likely to get one again."</i>
<b>appoefaiwie:</b> what the heck?! that's not an old saying!
<b>mr_rocko321:</b> well, it's true though
<b>appoefaiwie:</b> XDDDDD what the heck? QUOTE!
<b>mr_rocko321:</b> well, I just made it up..hehe

Squally Leonharty
08-26-2002, 09:21 PM
< Rydia_of_Mist> Hell, I'll bring my own darn balls!


:p

James Latimer Cockney Rebel
08-29-2002, 11:08 PM
I actually went through this ordering a meal today at McDonalds...

<b>Me:</b> 'Could I have a McChicken Premiere meal please?' I asked. She was about to say something but I cut her out by accident. 'And a Lion Bar Mcflurry.'
<b>Woman:</b> 'To drink?'
<b>Me:</b> 'Err, could I have a McFlurry?'
<b>Woman:</b> 'To drink?' This time she did hand movements.
<b>Me:</b> 'Err, no, I would like a Mcflurry. You cant drink a Mcflurry can you?'
<b>Woman:</b> 'To drink?'
<b>Me:</b> 'Uh, I want a Mcflurry ICECREAM' I emphasised the "ice-cream, how can you drink an ice-cream? O-o
<b>Woman:</b> 'To drink?' This time she brought an empty cup over and pretended to drink it.
<b>Me:</b> 'Oh, you mean what drink would I like with my meal!? Oh, Coke please.' I had to contain my laughter, the people behind me were laughing as well, I couldnt tell at me or the woman serving me.
<b>Woman:</b> 'Okie, (with that accent, she was Swedish or something *shrugs*) 4.45 please'

That was the dumbest order Id ever witnessed... I have another quote from that day too, but I post that later =P

Ifrit's Bodyguard
08-29-2002, 11:14 PM
<font color=f43719><font color=f43719>4.45 for a Chicken Premier meal and a McFlurry, you sure she wasn't pulling your leg.Lion bar McFlurry!! What's it like.

James Latimer Cockney Rebel
08-29-2002, 11:24 PM
I couldn't remember the price so I just made it up, thinking about it though I hope she didn't rip me off... =O Lion Bar Mcflurry's yummy, best one in my opinion, I've only seen it (and Dime bar one) in that McDonalds and the one's in France though O_o

Since I'm posting again... another quote! >=D (I'm copying and pasting it from my LJ because I'm lazy)
This was part of a series of windups me and my friends were doing in many shops. Here's one of them. (edit: this is not BoBBo Daniel =P)

---

I watched Daniel from a few meters away, while he went up to one of the shop assistants in the "Everything's 99p!" store.

"Hello, er, how much is this drink, it has no price tag." Daniel said as he pulled the nearest object to him.
"Everythings 99p, read the shop sign" The woman replied angrily.
"Even this... drink?"
"Yes it is, everythings 99p."
"Ok, so this pack of biscuits is 99p too?"
"Yes, it is..." She was becoming angrier.
"How about if I buy 5 drinks, is it 99p for all of them?
"No, everything in the store is 99p each."
"But I thought it meant that everything in the store together is 99p, that's misleading advertising"
"Well I don't care, everything here is 99p each, gottit?" She was ready to explode.
"So even 5 packs of biscuits are 99p?"
"For Gods sake!!! Just buy any damn thing you want. It's 99 bloody pence EACH!!!" She yelled, causing the dozens of people in the shop to stare at her.
"I think I've changed my mind, this shop is a rip-off." Daniel said equally as loud.
The woman said something under her breath while Daniel walked away coolly. I was sitting down crying quietly in laughter.
"Oh my god, that was the funniest thing ever..." I wiped my tears and got up with help of two of the three girls that were also laughing.

---

Doofhull
08-30-2002, 09:17 PM
<B>xDMano:</B> *rides on you* On forth Mjkey!
<B>Rydia of Mist:</B> That sounded really, REALLY wrong, Proto.
<B>xDMano:</B> I'm terribly sorry. *gets off and dusts self* I feel dirty all of a sudden.
<B>Rydia of Mist:</B> Me too, Jiffy. Me too.

Sephex
08-30-2002, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by Rydia of Mist
<B>xDMano:</B> *rides on you* On forth Mjkey!
<B>Rydia of Mist:</B> That sounded really, REALLY wrong, Proto.
<B>xDMano:</B> I'm terribly sorry. *gets off and dusts self* I feel dirty all of a sudden.
<B>Rydia of Mist:</B> Me too, Jiffy. Me too.

That sounded like a bad soap operah.

Tokki Wartooth
08-30-2002, 11:50 PM
<b>Simon</b> = Tokki, <b>|>347H</b> = Nic D Wolfwood

<b>Simon says:</b>
i can dancelikie mario =D
<b>Simon says:</b>
"it's-a me-a, mario!"
<b>|>347H says:</b>
I can dance like locke!
<b>|>347H says:</b>
*raises arms in the air repeatedly while bending knees*

Doofhull
09-04-2002, 05:20 AM
<B>Raveus Sarveste:</B> hehehe, think I have it except for just 1 little thing, gimme a sec :-)
<B>Rydia of Mist:</B> Cool. ^^
<B>Raveus Sarveste:</B> yesh, since other than using a method I'm not familiar with it /seems/ to be bug free... of course, now I've gone and jynxed myself :P
<B>Rydia of Mist:</B> Heh. Here. I'll help reverse that.
<B>Rydia of Mist:</B> <FONT SIZE="+7">YOU'RE GONNA FAIL!!!</FONT>
<B>Rydia of Mist:</B> There. That should do it.
<B>Raveus Sarveste:</B> *giggles* yay!

Lightning_Demon
09-04-2002, 05:24 AM
Random Sig on Random Board:

"Look up in the sky!"

"It's a bird, its a plane!"

"No, it's just a banana..."

"Ha! Its a superbanana!!!"

"yay"


I FOUND THIS HILARIOUS, JUST READ IT SLOW, FAST... JUST READ IT TILL YOU LAUGH. HEH.

The PC Fascist
09-05-2002, 03:39 AM
<code>bbars88: turn on com central....
bbars88: now
bbars88: mr. peepers
The PC Fascist: can't...no CLICKER
The PC Fascist: *too laxy to get up*
bbars88: *confused*</code>

Apparently, I'm too laxy.

Zell's Fists of Fury
09-05-2002, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by Bleys Kevorkian
I chew on stuff or try to eat/drink something. I've just always got to have something in my mouth *prepares to be quoted out of context*
:D

mystic ice cube
09-10-2002, 01:27 AM
Marie says:
COntainer, eh?
Marie says:
Exactly what do you contain?
Container!... o.o says:
I contain 25 essential vitamins and minerals that help keep you healthy.
Marie says:
^_^
Marie says:
Neat.
Container!... o.o says:
*empites his contents down your throat* o_o
Container!... o.o says:
That sounds sick =D
Marie says:
Ack
Container!... o.o says:
xD
Marie says:
XDDDD
Marie says:
QUOTE!
Marie=Me Container.....o.o Is someone in EoFF chat who goes by Yu-Law, Wasubu, etc...But I call him Wasuuuuu =) *is not sure if he's a member*

Peegee
09-10-2002, 06:12 AM
stated this weekend during a bbq:

You're leaving your girlfriends for Big Dick's?

say that out loud (you know what I mean). Big Dick's is a bar in Windsor.

Tokki Wartooth
09-10-2002, 06:18 AM
<b>Sister Bunny says:</b>
i help kelp.
<b>Ketheran says:</b>
so do I
<b>Ketheran says:</b>
with my special Funding for Sub-normal Kelp organization, I help sub-normal kelp around the world
<b>Ketheran says:</b>
yay me
<b>Sister Bunny says:</b>
can i quote you?
<b>Ketheran says:</b>
huh?
<b>Sister Bunny says:</b>
ok =)
<b>Ketheran says:</b>
all right
<b>Ketheran says:</b>
*is suave and pretends to understand*

[Edit]

<b>Ketheran says:</b>
:(
<b>Ketheran says:</b>
you mock the goodness of the Kelp foundation
<b>Sister Bunny says:</b>
i'm sorry, i tried to advertize it'sgoodness =D
<b>Ketheran says:</b>
do you think more people will donate now?
<b>Ketheran says:</b>
I have an address they can send the money to
<b>Ketheran says:</b>
the kelp need it very badly, dear
<b>Ketheran says:</b>
*wise fatherly nod*

Lindy
09-11-2002, 11:22 PM
A conversation with my friend about a school organised "team bonding trip"....

Bubs is happy again or is he..... says:
yeah fun team bondage
Kutmasta 'Kishi - [ If you're feeling down, take it out on me ] says:
bondage? XD
Kutmasta 'Kishi - [ If you're feeling down, take it out on me ] says:
Its BONDING you twat
Bubs is happy again or is he..... says:
bondin i mean

Loony BoB
09-13-2002, 01:48 AM
AngelSirius: *takes the rear*

EDIT:

DanieLoony: http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=409636#post409636
DanieLoony: Poor li'l one.
xDMano: *takes the front* *whizz*

Tokki Wartooth
09-17-2002, 01:32 AM
teh <b>Patra Kid</b> = tokki, and teh <b>Gosh darn police line you better not cross! Is the cop, or am i the one thats really dangerous?</b> = teh Loki.

<b>Patra Kid says:</b>
yaar! i never made one before, i so happy now =)
<b>Gosh darn police line you better not cross! Is the cop, or am i the one thats really dangerous? says:</b>
=D
<b>Gosh darn police line you better not cross! Is the cop, or am i the one thats really dangerous? says:</b>
I r happy your first time is with woifey ;D xDDDDDDDD
<b>Patra Kid says:</b>
me too, yaar!! yar yar! ..yaa? r!
<b>Gosh darn police line you better not cross! Is the cop, or am i the one thats really dangerous? says:</b>
...*wonders if you got the joke*
<b>Patra Kid says:</b>
..*didn't get it* TT.TT
<b>Gosh darn police line you better not cross! Is the cop, or am i the one thats really dangerous? says:</b>
*loses*
<b>Patra Kid says:</b>
XD telling me, then! *pike*
<b>Gosh darn police line you better not cross! Is the cop, or am i the one thats really dangerous? says:</b>
Umm..no..that'd be kinda embarrasing xD
<b>Gosh darn police line you better not cross! Is the cop, or am i the one thats really dangerous? says:</b>
Just read the sentence again until you get it
<b>Patra Kid says:</b>
which sentence?
<b>Gosh darn police line you better not cross! Is the cop, or am i the one thats really dangerous? says:</b>
Gosh darn police line you better not cross! Is the cop, or am i the one thats really dangerous? says:
I r happy your first time is with woifey ;D xDDDDDDDD
<b>Patra Kid says:</b>
... *claws out eyes*
Patra Kid says:
*quotes this* =D
<b>Gosh darn police line you better not cross! Is the cop, or am i the one thats really dangerous? says:</b>
xD

James Latimer Cockney Rebel
09-21-2002, 10:34 PM
Mre = Tokkiquil
Joaquin = Me

<b>Mre says:</b>
but you just said..GAH! *gives up and eats freezie*
<b>Joaquin says:</b>
XD what's freezie?
<b>Mre says:</b>
like..umm..popsicle, but in plastic wrapper. and longer.
<b>Mre says:</b>
..don't you dare think something preverted about that, you fork TT.TT

Loony BoB
09-22-2002, 08:43 PM
Nait: If alcoholics drink alcohol, do catholics drink cats?

Lightning_Demon
09-24-2002, 11:07 PM
Overheard in health today:

"If you run backwards, do you gain weight?"

^________^

Tokki Wartooth
09-25-2002, 12:05 AM
<b>*cries* Lassie fell down the well says:</b> = Peek-a-moogle, <b>Dan = sexy. says:</b> = Tokkiquil

<b>*cries* Lassie fell down the well says:</b>
ha ha ha have you even been to neopets!?
<b>Dan = sexy. says:</b>
.........no. never.
<b>Dan = sexy. says:</b>
*secretly has an account adn 2 pets*
<b>*cries* Lassie fell down the well says:</b>
ha ha ha, it's pretty lame...
<b>*cries* Lassie fell down the well says:</b>
*secretly has account and lots of pets*

Loony BoB
10-02-2002, 01:15 AM
Funkmaster Spam: Don't make me... melt your face off or something.
DanieLoony: *makes you, just to be rebellious*

Sheik
10-04-2002, 04:05 PM
zalagren_x: ferenan
kwyzthal: me

kwyzthal: *terribly terribly confused*
kwyzthal: *and sleepy*
BUZZ!!!
zalagren_x: *is also sleepy*
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
kwyzthal: BUZZ!!!
zalagren_x: WAKE UP
BUZZ!!!
kwyzthal: I AM...... the buzzing really helps, don't you think?
BUZZ!!!
zalagren_x: Not really.
zalagren_x: I feel more tired ;P
BUZZ!!!
kwyzthal: just annoying......
zalagren_x: Yeah
BUZZ!!!
kwyzthal: oh god...... we've gone from bored to pathetic now....
kwyzthal: *will quote convo*
zalagren_x: Oh dear god no..
zalagren_x: Not the quote thing!
zalagren_x: AHH!!
kwyzthal: yes....
zalagren_x: Heheh.
kwyzthal: wheeeeeeeee

not much of conversation there..... but this has been my first chat with someone in ages and it had to be this interesting!:eep:

Ally
10-04-2002, 09:05 PM
[2:48pm] < Kane > *late* Ally do me!
[2:48pm] < Ally > ...
[2:48pm] < Nait > Of course I hardly remember it at all.
[2:48pm] < Ally > Ew, no.
[2:48pm] < Nait > Well, then you can do ME.
[2:49pm] < @Tatum > And me!

Mikztsu
10-05-2002, 08:58 AM
Just for the heck of it - random convo with Mr. Enforcer. :


mikztsu2000: Yello
mikztsu2000: Mr. Murder. =O
del_murderus: Well hello there
mikztsu2000: How's things`?
del_murderus: Fine I guess
mikztsu2000: Oh, that sounds so fine.
del_murderus: Fine or foyne?
mikztsu2000: I guess the guessedom of your fineness makes it foyne. =I
del_murderus: Are you just putting random words together?
mikztsu2000: Nah.
mikztsu2000: But you are questioning your fineness.
mikztsu2000: So you aren't very directly fine.
mikztsu2000: So, you are foyne then.
del_murderus: I doubt it
mikztsu2000: Doubt your foyne?
del_murderus: I doubt I am foyne
mikztsu2000: Ouch
del_murderus: And I don't really want to be
mikztsu2000: =O
mikztsu2000: That confuses me.
del_murderus: Shut that mouth
del_murderus: Why?
del_murderus: Foyneness is a quality I really don't need
mikztsu2000: You don't want to be fine, nor foyne.
del_murderus: I want to be fine
del_murderus: I am fine
del_murderus: I guess
mikztsu2000: So it's like you are not fine because you *might* be fine
mikztsu2000: Maan, this is getting weird.



Weirdo. :O

Del Murder
10-05-2002, 09:07 AM
*enforces Mik*

fine - okay, average, good but not great, as in 'I'm doing just fine'

foyne - physically attractive to the point of leering and catcalling, as in 'Man, that girl is <i>foyne</i>!'

Mikztsu
10-05-2002, 09:54 AM
Originally posted by Del Murder
*enforces Mik*

fine - okay, average, good but not great, as in 'I'm doing just fine'

foyne - physically attractive to the point of leering and catcalling, as in 'Man, that girl is <i>foyne</i>!'

And that makes it all alright, right? >=o My final conclusion is that you are foyne.

mystic ice cube
10-05-2002, 09:16 PM
XDDD
mysticicegoddess: Hey.
NeoOni: Mystic Ice Cube?
NeoOni: Is that you?
mysticicegoddess: Yyup :-)
NeoOni: *wins*
mysticicegoddess: XD
mysticicegoddess: Whaaa?
NeoOni: But why by the prophet's beard message me?
NeoOni: Meh...
NeoOni: I don't know
NeoOni: Ok, forget that
NeoOni: How are you?
NeoOni: Oh great..now I've scared another one away -_-
NeoOni: *kills self*
NeoOni: *kills self more*
NeoOni: Ok fine..you could at least TELL ME you don't want to talk to me....
NeoOni: ..meanie
mysticicegoddess: SOrr
mysticicegoddess: y
mysticicegoddess: I'm back
mysticicegoddess: *_*
NeoOni: Ah crap....
NeoOni: Now I feel stupid -_-
mysticicegoddess: XDDD
mysticicegoddess: Naw.
NeoOni: And I should have kept the window open so I could have quoted myself -_-
mysticicegoddess: YOu're a million times smarter than meeeeee
mysticicegoddess: XDDD
mysticicegoddess: I can do that.

I died laughing when I came back. XDDD Oh yeah, and NeoOni is Ryukishi.

Nait
10-05-2002, 09:47 PM
BoB: ...you infect the air of the cookie with urine?
BoB: How dare you.
BoB: Leave The Cookie Alone.

Logan
10-05-2002, 11:23 PM
rinoa_angel_00: Shaw!
peaceful_shaw_x:
peaceful_shaw_x: Tami
rinoa_angel_00: I'm not Tami
peaceful_shaw_x: o.o
peaceful_shaw_x: Logan
rinoa_angel_00: DAMN RIGHT.
rinoa_angel_00: Whats shakin', bacon?
peaceful_shaw_x: Nothin' ,mu8ch
peaceful_shaw_x: what's up with you?
rinoa_angel_00: Panda's
rinoa_angel_00: LOL
rinoa_angel_00: Your hair is teh spiky dude!
peaceful_shaw_x: Thanks?
rinoa_angel_00: Do you have clothes on? o_o;;
peaceful_shaw_x: Yeah
peaceful_shaw_x: pants
rinoa_angel_00: LOL
rinoa_angel_00: I was all, Shaw. Shirt? Shaw shirt?
rinoa_angel_00: Shirt shaw saw?!!?
rinoa_angel_00: Yes, pick that nose! Go shaw go! Pick them b00gers!
peaceful_shaw_x: i wasnt picking my nose
peaceful_shaw_x: im playing with my hair
peaceful_shaw_x:
rinoa_angel_00: Nose picker. HAIR PICKER.
rinoa_angel_00: Nose hair picker
rinoa_angel_00: Lmfao.
peaceful_shaw_x: You are strange
rinoa_angel_00: I like your nose hairs.
peaceful_shaw_x: are you drunk or something?

rinoa= me on my old name, shaw= uh, Shaw!

Hehe. Teh spikey hair dude! (I was watching his webcam o.o;;;; )

Nait
10-06-2002, 08:08 PM
Wyllius> It means that Kishi wants a hug.

Lightning_Demon
10-06-2002, 08:32 PM
Relating to watching DBZ, and the tape being cut off as Goku is about to turn Super Saiyan:

negative i0ns: so watching the tape was like an orgasm with no climax
jatalu: hmmm, somehow that's true
negative i0ns: hahaha AND ON THAT NOTE
negative i0ns: its shower time
jatalu: that raises so many questions
negative i0ns: oh boy
negative i0ns: hahahahahhahahahahah
jatalu: none that I want answered

Logan
10-06-2002, 10:50 PM
[April] -= Shadow of the Water =- [Reflection] says:
(A) Bling bling.
Noelle { You stained me with ultraviolet blood. } says:
< april >....is that PORN or something?!
[April] -= Shadow of the Water =- [Reflection] says:
LMFAO
[April] -= Shadow of the Water =- [Reflection] says:
XD
[April] -= Shadow of the Water =- [Reflection] says:
-Snort.-
[April] -= Shadow of the Water =- [Reflection] says:
Hahahahahaha -Snort.-
[April] -= Shadow of the Water =- [Reflection] says:
oO;
[April] -= Shadow of the Water =- [Reflection] says:
Ahm a lil piggy short and fat.
[April] -= Shadow of the Water =- [Reflection] says:
^o^
[April] -= Shadow of the Water =- [Reflection] says:
XD
Noelle { You stained me with ultraviolet blood. } says:
LMAO

I'm Noelle. April is April. Please excuse our insanity!

Loony BoB
10-07-2002, 10:03 PM
Matt> Ooh
Matt> Cripes
Matt> I just rememberd I can't read japanese

Lightning_Demon
10-08-2002, 11:55 PM
Regarding dinner at a friend's house:

Me: You ****ing idiot, add some cheese
Cui: What is it with you and cheese?
Me: What, you can add cheese to everything
Cui: I cheesed your mom last night
Me: Sweet mother of god

Ferenan
10-09-2002, 03:29 AM
Well, I don't normally post in here..but..

Marie=mystic ice cube
Marie=Me(I'm also insane)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA I'M INSANE! says:
Heh.
Marie says:
*_*
Marie says:
:)
Marie says:
:L
Marie says:
:l
Marie says:
Damnit.
Marie says:
I r the tpo queen
Marie says:
:)
Marie says:
Heck no.
Marie says:
Thats me.
Marie says:
Not you.
Marie says:
No.
Marie says:
stis me
Marie says:
no.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Rm
Marie says:
Shaddap.
Marie says:
Me
Marie says:
NO.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Shaddap
Marie says:
NO
Marie says:
Damnit!
Marie says:
ME!
Marie says:
It's me!
Marie says:
ME!
Marie says:
Damnit!
Marie says:
M!
Marie says:
Stop it!
Marie says:
ME
Marie says:
Me
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Me?
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
No me!
Marie says:
me.
Marie says:
ME.
Marie says:
It's me!
Marie says:
ME!
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Shaddap!
Marie says:
ME
Marie says:
ME.
Marie says:
Me.!
Marie says:
;_;
Marie says:
;_;..
Marie says:
MEEEEEEEE!
Marie says:
MEEE!!
Marie says:
It's ME!
Marie says:
Me!
Marie says:
ME>
Marie says:
ME
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Me
Marie says:
Not you.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
e,
Marie says:
em
Marie says:
Ugh.
Marie says:
Me
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Ergh
Marie says:
ME
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Not you
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
No.
Marie says:
Stop.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Stop.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Me
Marie says:
Me,
Marie says:
Me
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
T_T
Marie says:
*stops*
Marie says:
T_T
Marie says:
*stops too*

mystic ice cube
10-09-2002, 03:31 AM
Originally posted by Ferenan
Well, I don't normally post in here..but..

Marie=mystic ice cube
Marie=Me(I'm also insane)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA I'M INSANE! says:
Heh.
Marie says:
*_*
Marie says:
:)
Marie says:
:L
Marie says:
:l
Marie says:
Damnit.
Marie says:
I r the tpo queen
Marie says:
:)
Marie says:
Heck no.
Marie says:
Thats me.
Marie says:
Not you.
Marie says:
No.
Marie says:
stis me
Marie says:
no.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Rm
Marie says:
Shaddap.
Marie says:
Me
Marie says:
NO.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Shaddap
Marie says:
NO
Marie says:
Damnit!
Marie says:
ME!
Marie says:
It's me!
Marie says:
ME!
Marie says:
Damnit!
Marie says:
M!
Marie says:
Stop it!
Marie says:
ME
Marie says:
Me
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Me?
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
No me!
Marie says:
me.
Marie says:
ME.
Marie says:
It's me!
Marie says:
ME!
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Shaddap!
Marie says:
ME
Marie says:
ME.
Marie says:
Me.!
Marie says:
;_;
Marie says:
;_;..
Marie says:
MEEEEEEEE!
Marie says:
MEEE!!
Marie says:
It's ME!
Marie says:
Me!
Marie says:
ME>
Marie says:
ME
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Me
Marie says:
Not you.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
e,
Marie says:
em
Marie says:
Ugh.
Marie says:
Me
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Ergh
Marie says:
ME
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Not you
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
No.
Marie says:
Stop.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Stop.
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
Me
Marie says:
Me,
Marie says:
Me
Marie says:
Me.
Marie says:
T_T
Marie says:
*stops*
Marie says:
T_T
Marie says:
*stops too*
I am terribly confused.. Even though I was the person in that convo. *_*

Shlup
10-09-2002, 06:53 AM
Funkmaster Spam: http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/South/10/07/shootings.maryland/index.html
Funkmaster Spam: Have you heard about this?
CLniKLy DeD: Yeah, plenty of times.
Funkmaster Spam: Dude, I only just heard. Wow.
Funkmaster Spam: Let's go arrest Spatvark.

Nait
10-09-2002, 10:42 PM
Nait: Hurrah for Calliope.
Matt: Yes, she's great.
Nait: Doing what, doing where?
Matt: Doing me, over there
Matt: Yeah
Nait: Gotcha.
Nait: *quotes*
Matt: :p

Tokki Wartooth
10-10-2002, 02:54 AM
Ferenan says:
*giggles* TEEHEE ^_^

...I think this quote speaks for itself.

Nait
10-11-2002, 08:45 PM
Rydia of Mist: It's a file. And AIM. And you had an orgasm.

mystic ice cube
10-14-2002, 07:39 PM
My cousin came over yesterday... We had Thanksgiving early *_*
We were watching television in my mother's room, and were looking for the remote.
Me: Where's the remote? *crawls around on floor*
Kirsten: Just look or feel for something really hard
Me: *laughs*

Another time *_*
Me: *slaps Kirsten's head with a fan spread out*
Me: Damn, it's not hard enough to hurt you.
Kirsten: *laughs*

Logan
10-15-2002, 02:43 AM
Leo says:
My anus is bleeding.
Leo says:
MY ANUS IS...BLEEDING!
Logan says:
That isn't funny.
Logan says:
Overwelingly scary, perhaps.
Logan says:
overwhelmingly?

....*dies*

Killy
10-15-2002, 03:14 AM
At #EoFF

* Scottie is back (Back from: Sleepin) Gone for 21hrs 3mins 18secs*


I like to be able to sleep as much

:D

Ace Protorney
10-15-2002, 06:07 AM
Proto> Hi matt!
Matt> jeff, hi
Matt> have sex with me?
Matt> right now
Matt> on the floor
Matt> plz?

Ferenan
10-16-2002, 03:02 AM
This quote is not for the weak of heart or people who dislike sexual conversations. That is all.
BlackSheep62084=Me
unmeltedknight=Not at all Reno



BlackSheep62084: I can tell anyone I whack off.
BlackSheep62084: Except my sister.
BlackSheep62084: and my mom.
unmeltedknight: Apparently. ;-)
BlackSheep62084: That's just odd.
BlackSheep62084: But everyone else it's fine.
unmeltedknight: No, I'm pretty sure it's normal nopt to want to come downstairs duringa family dinner adn go, "Hey, I just blew a huge load!"
BlackSheep62084: Heheheh.
BlackSheep62084: Hahahaha.
BlackSheep62084: Yeah that might be awkward.
unmeltedknight: uh huh
BlackSheep62084: I'm quoting that.
unmeltedknight: I think I 've read ti somewhere before though.
BlackSheep62084: Really? o_o
BlackSheep62084: I still think it's quotable *quotes*
unmeltedknight: yeah
unmeltedknight: can't remember.
unmeltedknight: not the exact wording, adn it was on a message board though.

If you can guess what it's from, you get a nice handshake from me once I'm finished with the aforementioned :love:

Doofhull
10-17-2002, 12:25 AM
<B>HalifaxChef:</B> Oh yah. Guess what I had for supper?
<B>HalifaxChef:</B> xڵVmoH$QO=)` =UG 'JD"oƫ,ʝovm(!iĞ͕`E ̘F^MǛTQyKa0y 騣35g Mɚk w;;U z~)PbX}MSs?+lC\_F/>$乱,Ȧg$Ga?: a&3wr?4읍p
<B>Rydia of Mist:</B> You had lots of random ASCII characters!!
<B>Rydia of Mist:</B> Yum YUM!
<B>HalifaxChef:</B> Why did I get that
?

Kawaii Rykishi
10-18-2002, 11:40 PM
<b>"Ive had this screen name since November 29, 2002, which is well over a week ago, so I believe your logic is flawed."</b> ~Mand al'Thor, October 18, 2002

The Man
10-18-2002, 11:45 PM
<font color=38bcee>You die now. *stabstab*
Peace
Mand alThor

Zell's Fists of Fury
10-18-2002, 11:52 PM
[19:34] * Matt turns on Toothless People
[19:35] Spiff> o_O
[19:35] Matt> Not that way!

Lightning_Demon
10-19-2002, 12:25 AM
X: That's the last time I go shopping with you!
Y: You fool! We were going to school!
X: Oh, that would explain the lack of shopping bags.
Y: You... You...
X: Idiot?
Y: The fact that you can breathe without breaking your brain amazes me.
X: I love you too!

Loony BoB
10-20-2002, 03:50 PM
* Wyllius has joined #eoff
* Wyllius was kicked by Ragnarok (banned: as requested by scottie)

Meldon
10-21-2002, 03:19 AM
the quote that was here severly embaresses someone--so i deleted it.

m4tt
10-21-2002, 06:24 AM
Zillah kinda drools...oh wow David..your head looks so good

And just for good measure:

Zillah Matt should be president

DAMN STRAIGHT.

Ace Protorney
10-21-2002, 06:31 AM
Matt> Is it pussy?

Squally Leonharty
10-21-2002, 11:11 AM
[11:07:34] Matt> Oh wow
[11:07:39] Matt> I've had to pee for like the last 2 hours
[11:07:43] Matt> I just realized that.
[11:07:48] * Matt runs to the bathroom
[11:08:01] Squally_Leonharty> Heh.
[11:08:22] * Squally_Leonharty goes too. o.o;
[11:08:32] Matt> POTTY BUDDIES!
[11:12:19] Spiff> ?
[11:12:33] Spiff> I'm frightened to ask.


XD!

Linus
10-21-2002, 10:04 PM
musashius: Josh your such a dork@
bojackfx: I sure am a dork@! How'd you know?

Also, Unne called me his goldfish once but I don't remember the exact quotage.

And Kishi introduced me to the Gato remix and said something about gospel. It was funny, I think.

Halan
10-23-2002, 04:18 AM
Proto: when I was a kid, I though the ding dong goes in the bum bum. :aimsad:

Loony BoB
10-24-2002, 01:54 AM
Ally> Scott's all like "I wuv you" and "I wanna call you but I'm a freakin pansy so I won't" and crap and he sucks.

I Love Shoyku
10-24-2002, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by Halan
Proto: when I was a kid, I though the ding dong goes in the bum bum. :aimsad:

*laughs*

HalifaxChef: Majken you met Scottie right?
Rydia of Mist: Yup.
HalifaxChef: Does he have a big nose?
HalifaxChef: Well?
HalifaxChef: I must know.
HalifaxChef: This is so important that if I don't know EoFF will shut down.
Rydia of Mist: ...
Rydia of Mist: Not particularly...
HalifaxChef: You sure?
HalifaxChef: Alright.
Rydia of Mist: Yes.

:D. I just felt like asking. *is joking*

Queen Award, First of Her Name
10-26-2002, 04:15 PM
RonnieDobbs> I have a braille bumper sticker on my car
RonnieDobbs> It says "If you can read this, you're too close"

Loony BoB
10-29-2002, 10:49 PM
Whilst doing the map update, a couple of amusin' things...

DanieLoony: *cleans out mexico*
Kalen Elise: Oh my.
DanieLoony: =D Not to mention China, India, Japan... uh... Hong Kong...
DanieLoony: Macedonia.
DanieLoony: Peru.
DanieLoony: ...that's about it, really.
Kalen Elise: You go, Dan.
DanieLoony: ;D
Kalen Elise: ;)
DanieLoony: *goes*
Kalen Elise: Waaaaaaait, don't go.
DanieLoony: xD
Kalen Elise: Whahah
DanieLoony: *stays*
Kalen Elise: Woo! *gives you stuff*
DanieLoony: *rawks*
DanieLoony: From Mexico?
Kalen Elise: Why not?
DanieLoony: Neat.
Kalen Elise: Oh, you betcha.
DanieLoony: Whaaa, I hate doing the US. ;_; so many people.
DanieLoony: *has to manually type in <br> after every name*
Kalen Elise: Burn 'em!
DanieLoony: *burns Deleware*
DanieLoony: Let that be a lesson to the rest.
Kalen Elise: You sure showed them!
DanieLoony: D'oh. *has to replace it with Idaho*
DanieLoony: Shouldn't though. Damned states starting with vowels, nobody gives a damn about 'em anyway.
Kalen Elise: So true. *nod*
Kalen Elise: Do you have cable?
DanieLoony: Yup.
DanieLoony: Wait
DanieLoony: Cable TV?
DanieLoony: If so, nope.
Kalen Elise: Nah, internet.
Kalen Elise: I just got it today and I wanna go download some TV shows/movies, but I dunno where to start. =O
DanieLoony: *has broadband* Fun.
DanieLoony: I just got music.
DanieLoony: Fast tho'.
Kalen Elise: Rockin'.
DanieLoony: Yup.
DanieLoony: Before I could only get ballads, now I can download music from Alvin and the Chipmunks! Now THAT is an improvement in speed.
Kalen Elise: xD
DanieLoony: Thing is, the ballads sound kinda weird now.

Ally
10-30-2002, 10:36 PM
[4:38pm] action: *Kav now has no penis

*shakes her head*

Mikztsu
11-02-2002, 06:57 PM
We were talking with Lilly (Chibi*moonlight) today about old sms messages we still have in our phones, and in my txt message inbox has few amusing ones. They were NOT amusing when I first got them, but now afterwards I and her laugh at them when she's not mad at me. She laughed and said it's fine if I post few in here. Not many probably finds these funny, but meh.=P

Infamous Lilly quotes:

<i>"LISTEN YOU BASTARD, I'LL GO&TAKE A SHOWER IN 5 MINUTES, IF I DIDN'T RECEIVE 5 MESSAGES, THAT MEANS GOODNITE. NOW I WANT YOU TO WAKE UP, IF U DIDN'T, I'LL TURN OFF MY PHONE&DUNO WHEN I'LL OPEN IT, **** YOU!"

"**** YOU, where are you? What the hell are you doing, bastard?!Busy, ha?Online? Or some1 visited you?Oh, I guess your friend is taking you now to swimming cuz u swim all the time, huh.><"

"Y? **** YOU, WHY YOU DO THAT HA? CUZ U DIDNT GET WHAT YOU WANTED, YOU WANTED...**** U, PICK UP, OR I SWEAR I'LL HURT MYSELF"

"the gals said it looks fine? Hmm... That means YOU SPEAK W'EM duntchya? Tell the ****ing truth, you talk w'em&show'em your stuff, you've done it 4 them you bastard, you asshole..>< **** you.><"

"I'm higher class than she is. Nobles aren't bothered from bitches."

"****, i always believed that you'd never say no to me, that you'd gimme everything I ask. I can't stand it..do you understand. I can't stand the new idea that you'd do what YOU want, that hurts.>< " </i>


She has quite a temper. *laughs* And the "best" ones I've deleted ages ago. I get these daily.

mystic ice cube
11-03-2002, 01:30 AM
I can only hold my breath, And start to die a lonely death, with you and me and all the rest, So far away says:
That'd be cool..to play the trombone
Marie says:
XD
Marie says:
Tromboner.
Marie says:
*dies*
I can only hold my breath, And start to die a lonely death, with you and me and all the rest, So far away says:
just so you could play it behind someone and hit them in the head with the part you move with your hand >=D
Marie says:
yeah XD
Marie says:
they is long
Marie says:
When you extend thatt thing
I can only hold my breath, And start to die a lonely death, with you and me and all the rest, So far away says:
Thatd be so class *toot* *smack* "Ha ha" *Toot* *Thwack* "Ha Ha" *toot* *crack* "Ha ha"...and so forth
Marie says:
XDD
Marie says:
OMFG
Marie says:
That sounds so funny.
I can only hold my breath, And start to die a lonely death, with you and me and all the rest, So far away says:
It'd be even funnier to do it, though. >=D
Marie says:
I wanna quote that..

I r Marie.... That other person with the long name that I don't wanna type out is Loki.

Del Murder
11-03-2002, 06:15 AM
Me: D-Biscuit! What's going on?
Daniel: Tony, you're late.
Me: What do you mean? My watch says 10.
Daniel: It's past 10. Plus you were supposed to be here at 9:45!
Me: It is 9:45.
Daniel: No it's not.
Me: It is on my watch.
Daniel: What? Let me see that.
Me: *covers arm* No.

Kelsey: Tony! And you're relatively on time today.
Me: Yah, I forgot to set my clock back.
Kelsey: Last week? Must have been hard on your classes then.
Me: Yup.
Kelsey: Wait a minute. Wouldn't that have made you early?
Me: Uhhhh... *jets*

James Latimer Cockney Rebel
11-03-2002, 11:52 PM
I am snow. *makes snow noises* - Tokki-ru
"We must go metric every inch of the way." - Joaquin

<b>I am snow. *makes snow noises* says:</b>
i watch cops with no pants on!
<b>"We must go metric every inch of the way." says:</b>
you do realise to a Brit, pants= underwear *_*
<b>"We must go metric every inch of the way." says:</b>
XDDDD *quotes*
<b>I am snow. *makes snow noises* says:</b>
wtf!! *kills*

Loony BoB
11-04-2002, 01:15 AM
Psybur> hey David, is online shipping controlled by Satan?
David> Yer MOM's controlled by Satan
Psybur> um
Psybur> is online shipping controled by Satan, also?

Jowy
11-11-2002, 04:12 AM
Linus> My homework is for Bikini Studies 203. We have to download 20MB of jpg's of girls in bikinis.
Jowy> I'd fail that class because I have dialup.

James Latimer Cockney Rebel
11-15-2002, 09:10 PM
<b>Joaquin:</b>
=D *attempts pick up line* Your dad must've been a baker because you have a nice set of buns...
<b>Joaquin:</b>
*awaits results*
<b>Miki:</b>
actually, he was a plastic surgeon, these buns are fake xD
<b>Joaquin:</b>
:O
<b>Joaquin:</b>
XDDD that was the greatest *quotes*
<b>Miki:</b>
xD

Tokki Wartooth
11-17-2002, 09:02 PM
<b>Kutmasta 'Kishi [ To occupy my mind, while I'm waiting for her ]</b> = RyuKishi
<b>To Johnny Quest--send me back my Etch-a-Sketch!</b> = Tokki

<b>Kutmasta 'Kishi [ To occupy my mind, while I'm waiting for her ] says:</b>
antler + ketchup = American Hot Dog
<b>To Johnny Quest--send me back my Etch-a-Sketch! says:</b>
i quote you.
<b>Kutmasta 'Kishi [ To occupy my mind, while I'm waiting for her ] says:</b>
*dies*
<b>To Johnny Quest--send me back my Etch-a-Sketch! says:</b>
where's that quotes thread again?
<b>Kutmasta 'Kishi [ To occupy my mind, while I'm waiting for her ] says:</b>
*dies more*
<b>Kutmasta 'Kishi [ To occupy my mind, while I'm waiting for her ] says:</b>
That is SO more-quotable than mine..

Lindy
11-17-2002, 10:13 PM
See previous post for name relations -

To Johnny Quest--send me back my Etch-a-Sketch! says:
like worms.
To Johnny Quest--send me back my Etch-a-Sketch! says:
sexy worms.

Del Murder
11-18-2002, 08:26 AM
Jen: Do you believe in God?
Me: No.
Jen: Really? Not at all?
Me: Um, yah.
Jen: So when you die that's it huh?
Me: I guess so.
Jen: What about your parents?
Me: When they die that's it for them too.
Jen: Del Murder!!

Calliope
11-18-2002, 08:28 AM
del_murderus: Boys aren't cute
del_murderus: Well, little boys are, but men aren't

Ally
11-20-2002, 10:23 PM
*revives*

[4:20pm] Linus THIS SUCKS WTF OMG
[4:20pm] :::: kick: Linus's ass was kicked by Guu [CAPS FLOOD]
[4:20pm] :::: join: Linus (~gfsdfgsdg@IPv4.24.168.4b89d8f)
[4:20pm] Linus KICK ME AGAIN BAB
[4:20pm] :::: kick: Linus's ass was kicked by Guu [CAPS FLOOD]
[4:20pm] :::: join: Linus (~gfsdfgsdg@IPv4.24.168.4b89d8f)
[4:20pm] Linus KICK ME AGAIN BABY
[4:20pm] :::: kick: Linus's ass was kicked by Guu [CAPS FLOOD]
[4:20pm] :::: join: Linus (~gfsdfgsdg@IPv4.24.168.4b89d8f)
[4:20pm] Linus KICK ME AGAIN BABY
[4:20pm] :::: kick: Linus's ass was kicked by Guu [CAPS FLOOD]
[4:20pm] :::: join: Linus (~gfsdfgsdg@IPv4.24.168.4b89d8f)
[4:20pm] Linus KICK ME AGAIN BABY
[4:20pm] :::: kick: Linus's ass was kicked by Guu [CAPS FLOOD]
[4:20pm] :::: join: Linus (~gfsdfgsdg@IPv4.24.168.4b89d8f)
[4:20pm] :::: mode: (+b *!*@IPv4.24.168.4b89d8f) by: Ragnarok
[4:20pm] David yay
[4:20pm] :::: join: Kav (Kav@ffchat-14fd58ce.esatclear.ie)
[4:21pm] Ally *dies*
[4:21pm] Kav haha
[4:21pm] :::: part: Linus (~gfsdfgsdg@IPv4.24.168.4b89d8f)

And from #fools-gold:

[4:21pm] :::: nick change: Linus changed to Linus|Banned

Casey
11-20-2002, 10:41 PM
"I say no to drugs, but they don't listen."
- Marilyn Manson, Singer

"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
- Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst

Linus
11-20-2002, 11:06 PM
Me - "Compared to you, Erik looks like Einstein."
Chip - "Yeah, Einstein was ugly. Duh."

Lindy
11-23-2002, 11:14 PM
[22:07] &lt;Award_Guy&gt; "Dr Unne Had My Baby" is better.
[22:07] &lt;Award_Guy&gt; And he'll never know.

Or maybe he will, maybe he will....

Logan
11-23-2002, 11:40 PM
Unstable Wings = Me
Kyuuketsuki Oujo = Rachel


Unstable Wings: O.o;
Kyuuketsuki Oujo: -Griggles.-
Unstable Wings: What exactly is a griggle?
Kyuuketsuki Oujo: A giggle.
Kyuuketsuki Oujo: That's been typoed. XD
Unstable Wings: Veeeeery interessting, Watson.

~

Knyvett = Rory, Lo-G = Me.

Lo-G { I'm all I am. } says:
You're insane
Lo-G { I'm all I am. } says:
http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/shootinstarr/snuffnosepokemon.jpg
Lo-G { I'm all I am. } says:
I sniff Pokemon old toys!
Knyvett { Dou Ka! Kamisama Kono Boku Ni Tsubasa Kusadai Yo. } says:
I'm insane? I'm not the one who shoved the Pokemon thing up their nose O_o
Lo-G { I'm all I am. } says:
LMFAO
Lo-G { I'm all I am. } says:
Hey, it's ART.
Knyvett { Dou Ka! Kamisama Kono Boku Ni Tsubasa Kusadai Yo. } says:
LMFAO! Have fun getting a job doing that.

mystic ice cube
11-24-2002, 02:16 AM
Marie says:
Yeha
--One.more.look.and.i.forget.everything-- says:
yee-haw?
Marie says:
Yeah
Marie says:
*_*
Marie says:
I meant Yeah
--One.more.look.and.i.forget.everything-- says:
silly cowboy marie
--One.more.look.and.i.forget.everything-- says:
hahaha
Marie says:
No yeah to yee haw
Marie says:
GIRL
Marie says:
I'm not a guy
Marie says:
T_T
--One.more.look.and.i.forget.everything-- says:
i didn't you were
--One.more.look.and.i.forget.everything-- says:
i said cowboy
--One.more.look.and.i.forget.everything-- says:
not just boy
--One.more.look.and.i.forget.everything-- says:
fine then
--One.more.look.and.i.forget.everything-- says:
cowperson
--One.more.look.and.i.forget.everything-- says:
hahhaa
--One.more.look.and.i.forget.everything-- says:
i don't get why you call them cowboys
--One.more.look.and.i.forget.everything-- says:
COWboys
--One.more.look.and.i.forget.everything-- says:
they're not riding cows
--One.more.look.and.i.forget.everything-- says:
they're riding horses
--One.more.look.and.i.forget.everything-- says:
unless...?
--One.more.look.and.i.forget.everything-- says:
hahhahaa
Marie says:
XD
--One.more.look.and.i.forget.everything-- says:
haha
--One.more.look.and.i.forget.everything-- says:
cross breed between cows and horses
--One.more.look.and.i.forget.everything-- says:
hahaha
Marie says:
*_*
Marie says:
Gawd
--One.more.look.and.i.forget.everything-- says:
you get some retarded donkey with an udder

*dies laughing*

Blizzard
11-24-2002, 06:36 AM
Ph03n1ks = Me
Genius454 = Del Murder

Ph03n1ks: Del?
Genius454: Yes
Genius454: Who might you be?
Ph03n1ks: w00t
Genius454: Wait lets guess
Ph03n1ks: Yay
Ph03n1ks: I like guessing games
Genius454: Give me a hint we can play a game
Ph03n1ks: I am a bird
Genius454: Big Bird?
Ph03n1ks: Nope
Ph03n1ks: I'm in most/all Final Fantasies
Genius454: What kind of bird?
Genius454: Chocobo!
Ph03n1ks: Nope
Genius454: Phoenix!
Ph03n1ks: What is Cid's last name (FFVII)
Genius454: Um, Quzequatl?
Genius454: Oh HIghwind
Genius454: Phoenix Highwind
Ph03n1ks: Yay!!!
Genius454: Yay, where's my prize?
Ph03n1ks: *for some stupid and unknown reason quotes*
Ph03n1ks: The fact that you are going to be in a quote?
Genius454: Oh I get it now, ph03niks
Genius454: =phoenx
Ph03n1ks: *Gives Del random present anyway*
Ph03n1ks: xD
Genius454: Minus the typos of course
Genius454: I tend to type fast amnd make mistakes like that

Linus
11-24-2002, 08:51 AM
Roogle> Where'd Rydia go?
SpiffSleep> Oh, dear.
Linus|Death> This is ebola!
SakuraYume> -.-; Oh dear.
* Linus|Death dies
Proto|Sleep> she left.
Gau|Sleep> Rydia left.
SakuraYume> Majken left.
* Roogle scrolls up
SpiffSleep> She left.
Roogle> She left.
Gau|Sleep> Hey, she left.
Linus|Death> She left.
Roogle> She's gone.
Gau|Sleep> Just incase you didn't know! SHE LEFT
SpiffSleep> I think she left.
Linus|Death> Did you guys know she left?
Gau|Sleep> Hey, did she leave?
Roogle> She left, yeah.
Linus|Death> Wasn't it great when she left?
SakuraYume> xD
SpiffSleep> Yeah, she left.
Linus|Death> She so totally left.
Gau|Sleep> SHE LEFT!?
Roogle> So she left?
SpiffSleep> Dude, she left.
Linus|Death> Dude, she left!
Gau|Sleep> Wait, who left?
Linus|Death> WTF, she left...
Roogle> Rydia left?
Proto|Sleep> <Rydia_of_Mist> Good idea. I'm out, then. I keep forgetting that it's not a good idea for me to visit here.
Proto|Sleep> *** Rydia_of_Mist has left #eoff
Gau|Sleep> No way, she left?
Roogle> Whoa, she left...
Memnoch> *rolls eyes*
Memnoch> She LEFT!
Gau|Sleep> Well kiss my grits!
Linus|Death> Yeah, it looks like she left.
Gau|Sleep> SHE LEFT!
SpiffSleep> Rydia_of_mist left, guys.
Linus|Death> Wait wait wait... did she right or left?
Proto|Sleep> she middle
SpiffSleep> She left.
Roogle> She left, Linus. _
Gau|Sleep> She... left?
Alixsar> Yep.
Roogle> Yes, she left.
Linus|Death> Figures, seeing how she left and all.
Proto|Sleep> She left, to the right exit.
Proto|Sleep> xD
Roogle> How do you know she left like that? :p
Gau|Sleep> Exit... stage LEFT
Linus|Death> Did she go right and leave to the left?
Linus|Death> She just left, didn't she?
Proto|Sleep> she left through the right exit to her left.
Gau|Sleep> Are we done yet?
SpiffSleep> I hope so.
Gau|Sleep> I do as well.

Edit by Gau: fixed it so you can read the names ;)

Lindy
11-24-2002, 09:09 PM
[20:09] &lt;Award_Guy&gt; I'm surrounded by gay men and a prostitute. God save me.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
11-24-2002, 09:31 PM
In todays lesson, we're going to learn about the homosexual inuendo of Kingdom Hearts and Ghostbusters, and also find out exactly how it came to be that Yunalesca is a prostitute named 'Crotch Girl'.

Starring: Yunalesca, David, Loki, RyuKishi, Award Guy, Psybur, God, Roogle, Master Vivi, Cloud No. 9, Rirse, GreenMage, Squally Leonharty and more!

May contain references that disturb some readers. I advise discretion.

Chimp
11-25-2002, 12:57 AM
Fizzyopolis = Yunalesca
Evil Hungy Furby = Me

fizzyopolis: bye
Evil Hungy Furby: *huggles tight*
Evil Hungy Furby: DONT GO
Evil Hungy Furby: ;_;
fizzyopolis: I have too
Evil Hungy Furby: ;_;
fizzyopolis: *huggles*
fizzyopolis: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Evil Hungy Furby: ;_;_;_;
fizzyopolis: bye
Evil Hungy Furby:
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;____________________-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Evil Hungy Furby: bye
fizzyopolis: bye
Evil Hungy Furby: ;;--;;
Evil Hungy Furby: bye
fizzyopolis: bye!
Evil Hungy Furby: bye
Evil Hungy Furby: !
Evil Hungy Furby: xD
fizzyopolis: >_> bye bye
Evil Hungy Furby: bye bye
fizzyopolis: >_<!!!!!
fizzyopolis: bye!
Evil Hungy Furby: bye
Evil Hungy Furby: !
fizzyopolis: >_>
Evil Hungy Furby: bye?
fizzyopolis: bye. bye. XD
fizzyopolis signed off at 4:01:27 PM.

Mikztsu
11-25-2002, 04:29 PM
Found this amusing - from my Livejournal comments of an entry where I said I made a Chibi-sig for Lil and I. Lilly exploded to poor Del Murder just for no reason at all. Just misunderstanding from her side. :laugh:

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delmurder
2002-11-24 16:39 (link)
I am going to take this time to ask, what the hell is a chibi?
(Reply to this) (Thread)


eriko
2002-11-25 02:28 (link)
Mmm, no sure. Either mini or super deformed.
(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

(Anonymous)
2002-11-25 00:07 (link)
Del Murder? What do you mean? >< And what the hell is a del?

~Lil (CHIBI)

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Linus
11-29-2002, 04:35 AM
Nicolas> Yes, let Microsoft solve our problems. Or, how about your intelligent mind solve it for us.
Josho> Grammar sucks. That's why I like that math stuff.
Alixsar> Of course, calling you Microsoft is an insult. I hope you realize this.
Josho> Yes. A very rich insult.
Josho> I can see how that would devastate an individual.
Alixsar> It's all blood money Josh. Do you want blood money?
Josho> Yes.
Josho> Lots of it.
Josho> In gil.
Alixsar> Gil isn't real.
Nicolas> Gil, bad. Blood money, good.
Josho> ..yet.

SpikeyYellowHair
11-30-2002, 11:26 PM
[+Rusty ] would a good algorithm for figuring out which hero to attack just be, if any hero's health is under say 10%, finish them off, otherwise random attack?
[ +Sam ] I prescribe lots of wang
! +Sam nods
[ %pot_noodle ] Wangtacular!

Shoeberto
12-01-2002, 07:30 AM
<font color="#009999">
Tonight in chat...

< Linus|FFX > That's no talking ad! That's my wife@!
* Alixsar kills Josh's wife.
< Linus|FFX > I don't have a wife.
< Gau > Not anymore you don't.

Blizzard
12-01-2002, 11:32 AM
jazzy says:
WAT YA UP 2
Son.ny says:
Do you have some immense addiction to typing in all caps?
jazzy says:
NO
Son.ny says:
Then why do you do it?
jazzy says:
ITS JUST EASIER
jazzy says:
K
jazzy says:
DO U HAVE A PROBLEM WIT THAT
Son.ny says:
Yes.
Son.ny says:
It annoys the living ***** outta me!!!

Son.ny = Me
jazzy = lame newbie caps talking like friend called Jasmyn

-_- caps talk is crap

Yunalesca
12-01-2002, 01:51 PM
Yunalesca = Me. Lonedonkey = BoB. Nait = Nait.
Yunalesca> *fights a bear*
LoneDonkey> *fights a beer*
Yunalesca> *eats a bear*
LoneDonkey> *eats a beer?*
Yunalesca> *fights a pear*
LoneDonkey> *fights a peer*
Yunalesca> *drinks a pear*
LoneDonkey> *drinks a peer* O_o;;
Nait> *licks Yunalesca*
Yunalesca> O_O

:chuckle:

Del Murder
12-05-2002, 07:11 AM
Agressive...indeed.

Genius454 received C:\Documents and Settings\T-Money\My Documents\download\Genius454\Fzero2.wav.
Nefarious Viking: Just me playing bass..wee.
Nefarious Viking: I like showing off my suck skills.
Nefarious Viking: *flex*
Nefarious Viking: sucky*
Genius454: I wish you would come over here and show off your suck skills
Nefarious Viking: <3
Genius454: =P
Genius454: Um, don't quote that
Genius454: Oh wait you're banned
Nefarious Viking: I can't. I'm banned, bucko.
Nefarious Viking: Heh.

Spatvark
12-07-2002, 08:13 PM
<a href="http://www.angelfire.com/ak5/spatvark/sex.txt">Let's talk about sex baby</a>

As can be guessed, this contains some rather risqu material, hence it being linked to, not directly posted. Read at your own pleasure/disgust (Delete as applicable)

I Love Shoyku
12-07-2002, 11:32 PM
edczxcvbnm :Dude....I am not kidding. That would rule.
Kav: I wish i was a girl so i could have sex with a guy.......
Ka:v IM NOT GAY!
Cheffie :Suuuuure.
Kav: and im lying
Boko: lol
Cheffie: :p
ihsiKuyR :You've been playing Devil May Cry too much, haven't you?
ihsiKuyR: And Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts is gay.
Kav: ive never played either
ihsiKuyR Keyblade = Imagery for a penis.
edczxcvbnm:I would put a vibrator in before I went to sleep and then plug it into a timer so it would start say 1 hour after I fall asleep then have some great dreams while getting off







*slowly steps away from ED* :p

CloudDragon
12-20-2002, 01:00 AM
<font color=22E477>Here was in a conversation in #fools-gold. I believe it may have been loserkid from FFWA, not sure.

[18:43:39] *** Nick (~h@ffchat-263fce7a.MCLNVA23.covad.net) has joined #fools-gold
[18:43:46] CloudDragon> Hello.
[18:44:30] Nick> asl czech
[18:45:33] CloudDragon> 16/f/cali
[18:45:37] CloudDragon> you?
[18:45:45] Nick> 16/m/cali
[18:45:48] CloudDragon> sweet
[18:45:50] Nick> wanna meat?
[18:45:54] CloudDragon> nice shoes, wanna f***
[18:46:01] Nick> ROFL IM A GIRL AND UR QUER
[18:46:07] *** Nick (~h@ffchat-263fce7a.MCLNVA23.covad.net) Quit (Leaving: OMG DUDE UR SO SICK)

Heh.

Loony BoB
12-20-2002, 11:44 PM
DanieLoony: oh yeah, I found something
Elyse: Hm?
DanieLoony: BOU> Umi! I mean, who WOULDN'T wanna play strip poker with Elyse?
DanieLoony: *** BOU has quit IRC (Quit: fishing! *hopes not to catch anything* And dammit Umi, I totally can't believe you wouldn't play strip poker with Elyse for money. That's just....wrong.)
Elyse: I remember that.
DanieLoony: Found them on a disk I have with files from my NZ computer.
DanieLoony: Wanna play?
Elyse: Play?
DanieLoony: ...I'm already naked. ...aww, I don't wanna get dressed, either.
DanieLoony: Never mind then.
Elyse: *kicks you in the teef*
Elyse: Daniel. XD
DanieLoony: What?
DanieLoony: It's not like we're visible =p
Elyse: .... Still!
Elyse: What the hecks the point then? XD Why not normal poker?
DanieLoony: ;_; boring?
Elyse: I dunno how to play anyway >_>
DanieLoony: Well, if you lose a hand of poker, you have to take an item of clothing off.
Elyse: Nooo
Elyse: I don't know how to play poker period. :P
DanieLoony: Oh.
DanieLoony: ....nm then.
DanieLoony: Strip chess.
Elyse: Strip nothing. :P
DanieLoony: Okay.
DanieLoony: *does nothing*
DanieLoony: I win. Strip.
Elyse: *readies her teef kicking foot*
DanieLoony: *removes the shoe to start you off*
Elyse: I'm not wearing any shoes. >_>
DanieLoony: ...sock?
Elyse: I am wearing 2 unmatching toe sockies. :D
DanieLoony: There we go then. *removes one*
Elyse: one of them has a hole taped shut so I don't get cold.
Elyse: Stylish!
Elyse: Now I'm cold. ;_; *puts it back on*
DanieLoony: That's not fair.
Elyse: Hey, it was off. :D
DanieLoony: *does nothing again*
Elyse: Let's play make Elyse a sammich poker instead. :D
Elyse: Brb. I win!
DanieLoony: O_o
Elyse: ^_^
DanieLoony: =p
Elyse: Cheese sammich!
DanieLoony: fun?
DanieLoony: *strips?*
Elyse: I thought you already were stripped. >_>
DanieLoony: I am ;_;
Elyse: How can you strip... more? o_o
DanieLoony: Not really =/
DanieLoony: I moved a disk off the bed. There. >_>
Elyse: That's not stripping. T_T
DanieLoony: Well, I'm naked, okay?
Elyse: Shave your head? XD
DanieLoony: NO!
DanieLoony: You'll have to make do with this.
Elyse: Well, then what kind of game is this!
DanieLoony: Hey, I stripped, I was just pre-emptive.

--later--

Elyse: *goes to suck things* :D

The Moo Man
12-21-2002, 01:24 AM
Actually I dont really know So I'll assume its quotes we use so here are some of mine that are also used by Evil Mr. Moo

1. Moo
2. Moink

James Latimer Cockney Rebel
12-22-2002, 02:31 AM
<b>Tokki-ru:</b> xD
<b>Tokki-ru:</b> chris is funny. (she's speaking to him on the phone)
<b>Joaquin:</b> what is he doing that is funny?
<b>Tokki-ru:</b> "i was gentle though! i didn't like even.." *cries*
<b>Joaquin:</b> Out of context, that gives me dodgy thoughts...
<b>Tokki-ru:</b> yes xDDD
<b>Joaquin:</b> XD *quotes*

Mindflare
12-22-2002, 05:11 AM
<font color="0066ff" size=1> <Sat, Dec 21 2002> <10:33:07PM> < Josh > GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAT LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS
<Sat, Dec 21 2002> <10:33:08PM> *** Josh was kicked by cl_out (CAPS FLOOD)
<Sat, Dec 21 2002> <10:33:08PM> *** Josh (~gfsdfgsdg@IPv4.24.168.4b89d8f) has joined #eoff
<Sat, Dec 21 2002> <10:33:08PM> *** Josh was kicked by cl_out (repetition flood - 'O')
<Sat, Dec 21 2002> <10:33:09PM> *** Josh (~gfsdfgsdg@IPv4.24.168.4b89d8f) has joined #eoff
<Sat, Dec 21 2002> <10:33:23PM> < Josh > What about "I"? Come on, don't disappoint.

Good stuff. XD</font>

Logan
12-22-2002, 05:31 AM
Noelle = Me, Leo dicaprio something or other = Ashley.

Noelle { Let me die, tonight.} says:
Eat donkies, eh?
Leonardo Dicaprio is HOT! says:
lol
Noelle { Let me die, tonight.} says:
Yes. Donkeyys.
Leonardo Dicaprio is HOT! says:
Okayz
Leonardo Dicaprio is HOT! says:
i will
Noelle { Let me die, tonight.} says:
BYE
Noelle { Let me die, tonight.} says:
obey the donkeys.
Noelle { Let me die, tonight.} says:
OBEY.
Leonardo Dicaprio is HOT! says:
i willlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Loony BoB
12-22-2002, 09:26 PM
Loony_BoB> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
Loony_BoB> *flex*
* cl_out has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
Enano> 'lo BoB
Loony_BoB> I killed him.
Loony_BoB> >=D
Mindy> Good job. XD
Loony_BoB> Now!
Loony_BoB> quick!
* Meuterei has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
Loony_BoB> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Loony_BoB> do it and be freeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Enano> Eeeep.... *hides*
Loony_BoB> That's right folks!
Mindy> ............................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,..... .......................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
* Guu has joined #eoff
Loony_BoB> Your one and only chance to abuse clouts abs-
Loony_BoB> nm

crono_logical
12-22-2002, 09:39 PM
Following on from Daniel's quote just there, I end up flooding myself off twice on reconnect :p :


*** Guu (crono_log@ffchat-25a73dd4.demon.co.uk) has joined #eoff
Loony_BoB> Your one and only chance to abuse clouts abs-
Loony_BoB> nm
*** Ragnarok sets mode: +o Guu
Mindy> Wee! Over'punctuation!
Loony_BoB> xD
Mindy> XD
Loony_BoB> Good stuff.
Loony_BoB> *goes to quote*
Mindy> Indeed.
*** Guu (crono_log@ffchat-25a73dd4.demon.co.uk) Quit (Excess Flood)
Loony_BoB> OMFG
Loony_BoB> MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
Mindy> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Enano> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!??!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!!?!
Loony_BoB> xD
Enano> !??!!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!
Loony_BoB> xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd
Enano> xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Mindy> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
*** cl_out (crono_log@ffchat-25a73dd4.demon.co.uk) has joined #eoff
*** Ragnarok sets mode: +o cl_out
Loony_BoB> There we go.
Loony_BoB> xD
Enano> XD
Enano> n0000000000b0000000b00000000000000000000000b0000b0000000000n000000n0000b000n0b0000000b0
Mindy> Very nice. XD
Loony_BoB> la
*** Cloud_No9 (~my@ffchat-2f2211d7.in-addr.btopenworld.com) has joined #eoff
Tovart> what the ****?
Mindy> Hi, Cloud_No9!
Loony_BoB> Never mind.
Cloud_No9> hi
Enano> !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!?!?!?!
Loony_BoB> We were just taking advantage of our opportunities =p
cl_one> There's flooding whil i'm lagging so can't kick them for it :D
Tovart> ah
Enano> xD
cl_one> xD
*** Tovart sets mode: +m
Tovart> HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHahaskjl *caugh* AHHAHAHA
Loony_BoB> Aww.
Loony_BoB> ;D
*** Enano was kicked by cl_out (repetition flood - '0')
*** Enano (inane-o@ffchat-24988c47.pa.stargate.net) has joined #eoff
*** Tovart sets mode: -m
Loony_BoB> xD
Enano> xD
Mindy> XD
Loony_BoB> A bit late?
cl_one> xD
Enano> Quote?
Mindy> Just a bit.
*** Enano was kicked by cl_out (bad word/link kick: punctuation flood)
*** Enano (inane-o@ffchat-24988c47.pa.stargate.net) has joined #eoff
*** Enano was kicked by cl_out (punctuation flood)
*** Enano (inane-o@ffchat-24988c47.pa.stargate.net) has joined #eoff
cl_one> omg xD
cl_one> xD
Enano> XD
Mindy> BRIGHT BLUE XP SKIN!
*** ff7sephiroth (ff7cloudst@ffchat-2e01205d.webport.bt.net) has joined #eoff
Enano> xDDD
*** cl_out (crono_log@ffchat-25a73dd4.demon.co.uk) Quit (Excess Flood)

James Latimer Cockney Rebel
12-26-2002, 06:28 AM
on isketch.net (http://www.isketch.net):

<b>Linus:</b> [drawing] Rhymes with "fenis"
<b>Skye-Chan:</b> Penis
<b>Linus:</b> [drawing] =O Skye said Penis!

Linus
12-26-2002, 06:34 AM
=O
Jokin said Skye said penis!

James Latimer Cockney Rebel
12-27-2002, 01:45 AM
Hey, say my name properly *kill*

'nother convo:

<b>Joaquin:</b> Hey Chauntell! how was your Christmas?
<b>Cute&Dangerous:</b> good ^_^ I didnt get much but it was still good
<b>Cute&Dangerous:</b> yours?
<b>Joaquin:</b> Mine was great, I got quite a few prezzies as well. You had quite a funny msn username earlier XD
<b>Cute&Dangerous:</b> hehe Oh yah.. I was with mike when I did that
<b>Cute&Dangerous:</b> cause my name was just "chauntell" so I was like hmm I'll change it to Mike's a fag and he's like no! so I'm like ok mike has a big dick
<b>Cute&Dangerous:</b> lol

Luckily she don't come here often anymore, otherwise I'd might end up dead :P

Zell's Fists of Fury
12-29-2002, 07:46 AM
Linus says:
omg get away from me no i won't be ur boyfriend ur weird
Sir Psyco Spiffy says:
B-b-but...
Linus says:
eww
Linus says:
freek
Sir Psyco Spiffy says:
i luv u josh!@!!!!1
Linus says:
no
Sir Psyco Spiffy says:
yes
Linus says:
i'm not going to call you anymore
Linus says:
if u call me im going to hang up rite away
Linus says:
ur scaring me randolph
Sir Psyco Spiffy says:
then ill cal u ery thre senconds
Linus says:
ill unplug my phone u weerdo
Sir Psyco Spiffy says:
then ill email u and cum ovr 2 ur house
Linus says:
i changed my address
Linus says:
both of them
Sir Psyco Spiffy says:
teh ill hire a privte invesagatoe
Linus says:
and if u dont stop talkin like this im gonna call 911
Sir Psyco Spiffy says:
ok
Linus says:
u lose
Sir Psyco Spiffy says:
nu-uh
Linus says:
yeah
Sir Psyco Spiffy says:
nah
Sir Psyco Spiffy says:
i win
Linus says:
no its my fault ur still alive remember
Sir Psyco Spiffy says:
it is?
Linus says:
ye i saved u from teh burning bus
Sir Psyco Spiffy says:
when??
Linus says:
tomorow
Sir Psyco Spiffy says:
wow u must b sycic
Linus says:
yes
Linus says:
either that or im gunna set ur bus on fire tomorow
Sir Psyco Spiffy says:
i dun have a bus
Linus says:
not yet
Sir Psyco Spiffy says:
o, i get it tomorrow, rite?
Linus says:
HOW DID U NO THAT
Sir Psyco Spiffy says:
i'm psycic to lol
Linus says:
OMG NO
Linus says:
WE GOTA SHOOT MIS CLEO
Linus says:
AND MAKE MONEYS
Sir Psyco Spiffy says:
YEAH
Sir Psyco Spiffy says:
Miss cleo is in jail tho
Sir Psyco Spiffy says:
okay good night.
Linus says:
ok g;night
Linus says:
look out for that bus
Linus says:
and flames
Linus says:
and miss cleo
Sir Psyco Spiffy says:
will do

Loony BoB
12-29-2002, 09:13 AM
:( That gave me all the wrong memories of me and Emma.

Linus
12-30-2002, 03:13 AM
O_o

Tyler: I have no life.

Linus
12-30-2002, 03:18 AM
Tyler, it doesn't work if you make up the quotes.

I could easily say something like:

Tyler: OMG I AM SO GAY SOMEONE PLEASE SHOOT ME! **Humps a tree.**

But you never said that.

Edit: Please excuse my double post, for Tyler deleted his earlier post making this one seem weird. Oh well, life goes on.

I Love Shoyku
12-30-2002, 03:20 AM
Ok, sorry. I'm the one who loves Bleys, not Linus. :(

Spatvark
12-30-2002, 03:30 AM
Originally posted by Sexay Chef
Ok, sorry. I'm the one who loves Bleys, not Linus. :(

Oh you so did not say that... not my darling plushiebunny! He's mine I tell you, MINE! *beats Chef with a four iron*

I Love Shoyku
12-31-2002, 07:43 PM
Shoyku: No.
HalifaxChef: Yes.
Shoyku: I just like saying that.
HalifaxChef: <3
Shoyku: MAH GAWD
Shoyku: MAH GAWD KANE!!
Shoyku: I hate chefs. <3
HalifaxChef: >=O!!!
HalifaxChef: WRONG THING TO SAY.
Shoyku: I hate your food threads, too. ;-)
HalifaxChef: >=O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HalifaxChef: DIE.
Shoyku: *dies*
Shoyku: ^_~
Shoyku: I mean, just can't hold it in anymore!
Shoyku: So...
Shoyku: Yeah.
HalifaxChef: Well guess what?
HalifaxChef: VANILLA COKE SUCKS.
Shoyku: I dunno, oodles and noodles?
Shoyku: Uhh, yeah so?
HalifaxChef: erm.
Shoyku: I just have a very defined taste.
Shoyku: Mah gawd!
HalifaxChef: YOUR CUSTOM RANK SUCKS
HalifaxChef: BOO!
HalifaxChef: VANILLA COKE LOSER
HalifaxChef: Xd
Shoyku: EVERYTHING YOU DO ON EOFF SUCKS
Shoyku: ^_^
HalifaxChef: OH THATS NICE.
HalifaxChef: SHOYDICK
HalifaxChef: XD
Shoyku: STFU UGLY CHEF
Shoyku: I RATED YOU 1 ON HOT OR NOT.
HalifaxChef: bastard
Shoyku: xD
HalifaxChef: NO WONDER MY SCORE IS 8.5
HalifaxChef: ASHAHHAHA
HalifaxChef: xd
Shoyku: Yep, no wonder.
HalifaxChef: IM SO HOT
Shoyku: I mean, it's obvious everyone that goes to that site is probably blind.
HalifaxChef: you put ur pic on that site
HalifaxChef: xd
Shoyku: I'd prolly get a 10. ;-)
Shoyku: But I do have stalkers out there, so I'm too paranoid to do so.
HalifaxChef: SURE SHOYKU
HalifaxChef: XD
HalifaxChef: PUSSSSS
Shoyku: Whatever, I'm not gonna risk everything I worked so hard for just because you called me a "PUSSSSS"
HalifaxChef: baby
HalifaxChef: BABYYYYY
HalifaxChef: WAH
HalifaxChef: WAHW
HalifaxChef: AH
HalifaxChef: XD
Shoyku: I'm your baby.
Shoyku: ^_~
HalifaxChef: I KNOW
HalifaxChef: <3
Shoyku: *kissles*
Shoyku: <3
HalifaxChef: OH THATS A SEXY HEART
HalifaxChef: XD
Shoyku: *luffs*
HalifaxChef: IMAGINE IF THE PEOPLE ON EOFF SEEN THIS
HalifaxChef: XD
HalifaxChef: LOL
Shoyku: OMG YES
Shoyku: THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY
HalifaxChef: OMG NO
Shoyku: >=D
HalifaxChef: DONT YOU DARE
HalifaxChef: <\3
HalifaxChef: XD
HalifaxChef: ^_~
Shoyku: I thought you were gonna do it.
HalifaxChef: *HUG*
HalifaxChef: OH
Shoyku: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

Shoyku: No way in Hell I would. xD
You cannot connect due to rate limiting; try again in another minute.
Shoyku: But I should remind people that in 1 day you owe someone a pan.
HalifaxChef: NO DONT
HalifaxChef: ;_;
Shoyku: YES.
HalifaxChef: IM GONNA QUOTE THIS
Shoyku: Don't make promises you can't keep, buddy boy.
Shoyku: >=D
HalifaxChef: <3

Tokki Wartooth
01-02-2003, 02:28 AM
<b>Tyler</b> = Cheffie
<b>She never loved me, why should anyone?</b> = Tokki

<b>Tyler says:</b>
hi.
<b>Tyler says:</b>
who are you?
<b>Tyler says:</b>
o_O;;
<b>Tyler says:</b>
xD
<b>She never loved me, why should anyone? says:</b>
BoB.
<b>Tyler says:</b>
Ooh.
<b>Tyler says:</b>
BoB. You look like a girl.
<b>Tyler says:</b>
A sexy girl.

I Love Shoyku
01-05-2003, 04:58 AM
Shoyku: You look like you're having an orgasm in that first pic you made in that misleading thread.
HalifaxChef: XD
Shoyku: ...quote me on this and I have your head on a stick.

Mindflare
01-05-2003, 06:32 AM
<font color="aacfff" size=1> <Sun, Jan 05 2003> <12:23:26AM> < Nicolas > THEM? No, of course not. I'm one of THEY, a lesser group created from the exiled members of THEM. </font>

Tokki Wartooth
01-05-2003, 07:13 AM
<b>Random Guy says:</b>
You're wierd! you only just knew who Shiroi Kumo is xD
<b>Random Guy says:</b>
He scares me, he's like The Man's horny son or something

Heath
01-05-2003, 02:36 PM
Ho Hum. Unfortunatly my plan to give meals certain times and Yu-Law's meal V failed.

Linus
01-06-2003, 02:34 AM
kishiruni: *Shry-KEN!!*
Josh Suth: Ok.

Calliope
01-06-2003, 06:31 AM
-whilst playing fifa 99 on ps2-

nandor: DAMMIT! now we have to score!
me: *laughs*
mather: don't laugh! do you have ANY IDEA how hard it is to score?!

Linus
01-12-2003, 05:04 AM
xxkami1004xx: really now?
Josh Suth: Really now.
xxkami1004xx: amazing
Josh Suth: Amazing.
xxkami1004xx: uh... are you copying me?
xxkami1004xx: hello?
Josh Suth: Hello?
xxkami1004xx: oh dear...
Josh Suth: oh dear...
xxkami1004xx: WTF!!!!! STOP DOING THAT! XDDD
xxkami1004xx: youre making me confused!!!
Josh Suth: WTF!!!!! STOP DOING THAT! XDDD youre making me confused!!
xxkami1004xx: IHDILDLIADKJAKLJAd asldiadfanaiqwujnlrinquwr
Josh Suth: IHDILDLIADKJAKLJAd asldiadfanaiqwujnlrinquwr
xxkami1004xx: *gives you the silent treatment*
Josh Suth: *gives you the silent treatment*
Josh Suth: WHY AREN'T YOU SPEAKING TO ME? I'M HIDEOUS, AREN'T I? WAAAAAAAAH
xxkami1004xx: WHY AREN'T YOU SPEAKING TO ME? I'M HIDEOUS, AREN'T I? WAAAAAAAAH
Josh Suth: OMG NOE
Josh Suth: THE TIDES HAVE TURNED
xxkami1004xx: OMG NOE
xxkami1004xx: THE TIDES HAVE TURNED
Josh Suth: xxkami1004xx: OMG NOE
Josh Suth: xxkami1004xx: THE TIDES HAVE TURNED
xxkami1004xx: xxkami1004xx: OMG NOE
Josh Suth: xxkami1004xx: xxkami1004xx: OMG NOE
xxkami1004xx: xxkami1004xx: THE TIDES HAVE TURNED
Josh Suth: xxkami1004xx: xxkami1004xx: THE TIDES HAVE TURNED
xxkami1004xx: Josh Suth (10:33:56 PM): xxkami1004xx: xxkami1004xx: OMG NOE
Josh Suth: Josh Suth: xxkami1004xx: xxkami1004xx: OMG NOE
xxkami1004xx: xxkami1004xx: THE TIDES HAVE TURNED
Josh Suth: xxkami1004xx: xxkami1004xx: THE TIDES HAVE TURNED
xxkami1004xx: Josh Suth (10:33:56 PM): xxkami1004xx: xxkami1004xx: OMG NOE
xxkami1004xx: Josh Suth (10:34:00 PM): xxkami1004xx: xxkami1004xx: THE TIDES HAVE TURNED
Josh Suth: Josh Suth: xxkami1004xx: xxkami1004xx: THE TIDES HAVE TURNED
xxkami1004xx: Josh Suth (10:33:56 PM): xxkami1004xx: xxkami1004xx: OMG NOE
xxkami1004xx: Josh Suth (10:34:00 PM): xxkami1004xx: xxkami1004xx: THE TIDES HAVE TURNED
xxkami1004xx: i think youre sexy *rawr*

James Latimer Cockney Rebel
01-13-2003, 09:23 PM
<b>James (08:10 PM) :</b>
xD I'm in some whack mood today *focuses on studying now*
<b>Lauren (08:11 PM) :</b>
lol, you better study!
<b>Lauren (08:12 PM) :</b>
If you don't study and get good grades! I won't go to Toronto with you!
<b>James (08:13 PM) :</b>
xDDD ;__; *gets studying*

Logan
01-14-2003, 03:42 AM
Greg: you'll be all "yorr sum uff a bich" <_<

Ace Protorney
01-16-2003, 05:57 AM
studan_fox_in_sox: singing:
pr0tat0: La dee dee, one two three, Erice the half a bee.
studan_fox_in_sox: ERICE?
pr0tat0: A BA C D E F G, Eric the half a beee
pr0tat0: ERIC!
studan_fox_in_sox: WHO THE HELL IS ERICE?

Shiroi Kumo
01-16-2003, 06:49 AM
Rydia of Mist: *shifts*
Me: That wasn't very ladylike :P
Rydia of Mist: I can't sit differently in my chair? ;_'
Rydia of Mist: Ack.
Rydia of Mist: *;_;
Rydia of Mist: Apparently, when I cry, my tears from my left eye shoot up my forehead.

Cheers.

Doofhull
01-20-2003, 10:40 PM
<TABLE BORDER=0 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" WIDTH="60%"><TR><TD><FONT FACE="Times New Roman" SIZE="3"><B>Imnotusnit:</B> Nait of Dnalnif: See typo, well, anyhow, if you ever saw my FINNISH version of this ( http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=28553 ), it was based on words, and word-order is, as usual in Finnish, very free (because it's so word-centric). But english, now english, is a quite isolationist language (almost), like Mandarin, and therefore relies on word-order and syntax.
Nait of Dnalnif: And so forth.
Nait of Dnalnif: So the sign for "the" is a sign which then connects to the "upper-roof" as I invented that word just now....
Nait of Dnalnif: And things like verb-derivation or was it conjugation stuff (like the past tense) are done on the "lower-roof", god that sounded silly.
Nait of Dnalnif: That's quite an old version, I've made quite a lot of improvements...
Imnotusnit: The answer is yes.
<B>Rydia of Mist:</B> Heh heh.
<B>Rydia of Mist:</B> Nait often loses me when he begins explaining things he's working on.
<B>Rydia of Mist:</B> It's like... I follow it up to a certain point, and then I kind of go glassy-eyed and my brain shuts off.
<B>Imnotusnit:</B> I just kinda nod and cry.</FONT></TD></TR></TABLE>

Nait
01-21-2003, 01:26 PM
HEY! It's not MY fault you get glassy eyes!

James Latimer Cockney Rebel
01-24-2003, 10:25 PM
<b>Lolita</b> = Probably some of those people that advertise dodgy websites.
<b>James</b> = Me

<b>lolita (06:32 PM) :</b>
heyyyyy James i'm Sandra do you remember me?
<b>James (06:32 PM) : </b>
Hallo, my name is Ulf, who is dis jamas you speak of?*








*Credit to Dan (Loki) ;D

I Love Shoyku
01-25-2003, 05:02 AM
Shoyku: OMG
HalifaxChef: ??
Shoyku: DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID?!
HalifaxChef: What?
Shoyku: WE HAD OUR CONNECTION GOING ON FOR A GOOD HOUR.
Shoyku: THEN YOU HAD TO CLOSE IT.
HalifaxChef: Oops.
Shoyku: Shoyku (10:14:09 PM): Glad t'see you understand. ;D
HalifaxChef direct connection is closed (10:59:31 PM).
HalifaxChef: Sorry.
HalifaxChef: ;_;
Shoyku: Don't say sorry to me... say sorry to... him. *points towards AIM*
HalifaxChef: SORRY AIM
HalifaxChef: I LOVE YOU

Doofhull
01-29-2003, 08:24 AM
CloudReider: *checks pulse*
CloudReider: Nope. Undead. *eats a brian or two*
Rydia of Mist: Oh no! UNNE!!!
CloudReider: brain*

Loony BoB
02-01-2003, 10:29 PM
Stef: *licks your neck*
Loony_BoB: ...*injured*
Loony_BoB: torturess =o
Stef: Ho ho ho!
Loony_BoB: That too.
Stef: XD
Stef: ...hey, waitasec! =O

-------

Hot Blonde Elf: *Is a light*
DanieLoony: O_o;
DanieLoony: *click?*
Hot Blonde Elf: *Turned on*

Logan
02-02-2003, 07:43 PM
Cloud_no9 says:
do why know why you might be late?
Logan { Curse me } says:
Nope. And I'm not pregnant unless it's Jesus' second coming.

---

(Note that Rory's MSN name had said something about hating George Bush..)
Rory; Hey Logan!
Logan;..I ATE BUSH TOO!
Rory;..
Logan; Hate? George Bush?

Mindflare
02-02-2003, 07:53 PM
<font color="aacfff" size=1> <Sun, Feb 02 2003> <01:35:56PM> < Kane > Poor Spiffy. :(
<Sun, Feb 02 2003> <01:36:24PM> < Kane > Used like a cheap whore, oh my.
<Sun, Feb 02 2003> <01:38:51PM> < Mindy|Missing > Well, really, he <b>is</b> a cheap-- *gets shot by sniper*
<Sun, Feb 02 2003> <01:39:10PM> < Spiff > Thank you, sniper.
<Sun, Feb 02 2003> <01:39:35PM> *** VampireCrono|AWAY (~vampire_c@ffchat-22cbf9e3.pro.choiceone.net) Quit (Leaving: retsrat....wtf)
<Sun, Feb 02 2003> <01:40:19PM> < Kane > Poor Mindy. :(
<Sun, Feb 02 2003> <01:40:27PM> *** Ally (Heart@ffchat-306c6d51.nj.comcast.net) Quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Aura)))
<Sun, Feb 02 2003> <01:40:36PM> < Kane > Shot like a cheap whore, oh my. </font>

Lindy
02-02-2003, 08:36 PM
Classico = Guess who
Linus = Linus

Classico says:
Yuppers
Classico says:
Anywho...
Linus says:
Anywhen...
Classico says:
Anywhat
Linus says:
Any time baby.
Classico says:
*slap* How about never?

Logan
02-06-2003, 01:54 AM
Unstable Wings = Me, KalivosElscar = Greg

KalivosElscar (4:33:15 PM): What're you doing?
Unstable Wings (4:33:58 PM): Your mom =O
Unstable Wings (4:34:06 PM): Anyway. No.
Unstable Wings (4:34:10 PM): Just sitting here.
KalivosElscar (4:34:34 PM): I knew you were all lesbian.
KalivosElscar (4:34:46 PM): Doin' my mom and all
Unstable Wings (4:35:38 PM): I couldn't help it! She's so damn sexy ;_;
Unstable Wings (4:35:51 PM): And btw, I'm so heterosexual it's scary.

Later...

Unstable Wings: Ow. *stab ovary*
KalivosElscar: *stabs too*
KalivosElscar: *stabs and kills*
KalivosElscar: whoops.
KalivosElscar: <_<
Unstable Wings: OMFG I CANT HAVE BABIES NOW YOU ASS ;_;
KalivosElscar: XD
Unstable Wings: I'll cut Mr.Winky off, you ass. Don't think I WON'T.
KalivosElscar: V_V
Unstable Wings: Apologize to my ovary.
KalivosElscar: I'm sorry.
Unstable Wings: She says she doesn't accept the apology. =\
KalivosElscar: XD
Unstable Wings: APOLOGIZE BETTER!
KalivosElscar: She started it.
KalivosElscar: So no.
Unstable Wings: You bitch! My ovaries can't TALK.
KalivosElscar: Then how do you know if she didn't accept the appologie?!
Unstable Wings: Well, duh. She's inside me. ESP.
KalivosElscar: Oh
Unstable Wings: ...........Good god. We're talking about an organ in my body.
KalivosElscar: Sure we are.
Unstable Wings: We're idiots. ;_;
KalivosElscar: ^_^
Unstable Wings: Ah, well.
KalivosElscar: and go ahead and kill Mr. Winky. That tall bastard got milk in my eye this morning.
Unstable Wings: If I had talked about ovaries to Rory, he'd scream and run away like a baby >=D
KalivosElscar: I wish he'd move away from across the street
Unstable Wings: AAAAAAAAH.
Unstable Wings: *dies*
KalivosElscar: XD
KalivosElscar: You have a SICK mind.
Unstable Wings: Bull. YOU have a sick mind. Mr.Sicko.

*twitch*

Loony BoB
02-06-2003, 09:44 PM
Nait of Dnalnif: You must be the luckies nation on earth.
DanieLoony: I know
DanieLoony: :D
Nait of Dnalnif: After Finland, of course.
DanieLoony: that's why it's such a nice place to leave
DanieLoony: live*
DanieLoony: haha, worst typo EVER xD

Nait
02-06-2003, 09:45 PM
Loo= Daniel Towns.
[ we are talking about Waitangi Day and politics ]


Loo: in other words, we don't have crap and we don't really care
Loo: (politics-wise)
Nait of Dnalnif: You don't have crap in politics?!
Nait of Dnalnif: You must be the luckies nation on earth.
Loo: I know
Loo: :D
Nait of Dnalnif: After Finland, of course.
Loo: that's why it's such a nice place to leave
Loo: live*
Loo: haha, worst typo EVER xD
Nait of Dnalnif: xD

Shiroi Kumo
02-06-2003, 10:54 PM
Does that count as a double post?

Tokki Wartooth
02-07-2003, 04:43 AM
<b>No need to whine boy, like a wind-up toy you stutter at my feet</b> is Tokki.

<b>Now for some a certain few we'd like to give a big ***** YOU! You think that youre so damn punk rock, really you don't give a *****</b> is Loki.

<b>No need to whine boy, like a wind-up toy you stutter at my feet says:</b>
why can't guyss around here be as cool as you? TT.TT
<b>Now for some a certain few we'd like to give a big ***** YOU! You think that youre so damn punk rock, really you don't give a ***** says:</b>
Sod's law.

Edit:

<b>Dan:</b>
wlel..........................ewll...................llew..............OMFG U R SAO DEMANING UR A BGI DEAMANING DEMAN
<b>Dan's Pimp says:</b>
I'M A DEMAN????!!
<b>Dan:</b>
WAHT IS DEMAN?!!?!?!??!??!!11111/////1/1/1/1/1///11one
<b>Dan:</b>
LAL UR DEMAN R BLONG 2 US H4H4H4H4H4H!!11

James Latimer Cockney Rebel
02-10-2003, 01:52 AM
<b>I hate Shakespeare thnx says:</b> Me
<b>Puff Shady says:</b> Lnxiotzi/Tokki

<b>I hate Shakespeare thnx says:</b>
Bunny, you're killing me xD
<b>I wanna know what's right says:</b>
i know =)
<b>I wanna know what's right says:</b>
hehehuu.
<b>I hate Shakespeare thnx says:</b>
I feel truly sorry for the guy who marries you. How he'll wake up for work God knows.
<b>Puff Shady says:</b>
i won't let him work!!
<b>I hate Shakespeare thnx says:</b>
xDD
<b>I hate Shakespeare thnx says:</b>
What would he do all day then?
<b>Puff Shady says:</b>
play with me.
<b>Puff Shady says:</b>
monopoly, you prev!!
<b>I hate Shakespeare thnx says:</b>
Yes, Bunny, of course... *quote*

Logan
02-10-2003, 03:17 AM
Unstable Wings = Me, DarkKitten87 = My IRL friend, Kim.

DarkKitten87: logie
DarkKitten87: hi
DarkKitten87: whats up
Unstable Wings: I GET MY BRAS OFF NEXT SATURDAY >_)<
Unstable Wings: hi
Unstable Wings: BRACES.


Probably the worst typo I've ever made thus far.

BobDarkavenger
02-10-2003, 03:25 AM
BobDarkavenger: the idea hierarchy goes like this, spiffy > best > brilliant > good > not so good > mediocre > bad > crappy > just plain stupid > George Bush

Linus
02-10-2003, 03:59 AM
Josh Suth: Are you anywhere near France or Quebec?
WesM118: Define "close"
Josh Suth: In
Josh Suth: And I never said close
Josh Suth: **Punch**
WesM118: You said "anywhere near"
Josh Suth: But not "close"
WesM118: Ok, define "near".:P
WesM118: Near = close.
Josh Suth: "Near" = within 10 miles
WesM118: Nope.
Josh Suth: "Near" = within 100 miles?
WesM118: Nope.
Josh Suth: "Near" = on the same hemisphere
WesM118: Yes.
Josh Suth: Good, do my French homework
WesM118: LOL

eestlinc
02-10-2003, 07:42 AM
Unne: "lolololololz go 2 www.hugarsight.com its a pr0n site ps u all sux0rz hehehe"

Shiroi Kumo
02-13-2003, 01:45 AM
Me: So, um, yeah...nice [new AIM screen name]. RO inspired?
[Rydia of Mist]: Yesh.
Me: And Rydia of Mist [your old screen name]?
[Rydia of Mist]: What about it?
Me: What will become of it?
[Rydia of Mist]: Disuse.
Me: Rydia of Myth :P
[Rydia of Mist]: xD Yes.

I Love Shoyku
02-13-2003, 05:38 PM
HalifaxChef: Is it snowing in LA too? ;D
bourawk: yes
HalifaxChef: Wow. That's amazing.
HalifaxChef: Congrats on being a new temporary admin
bou rawk: sworry im his mom
bou rawk: sorry
HalifaxChef: Ohh! Sorry about that
bou rawk: that okay

^_^;;

Linus
02-13-2003, 09:38 PM
That's nothing. I talked to Drex's mom on the phone, and I never talked to Drex himself on the phone. Heh.

Loony BoB
02-13-2003, 11:22 PM
DanieLoony: Random erections can be an arse, btw.
Geh Bitte raus: oh, I know
DanieLoony: ...I'm sure you do.

Emerald Aeris
02-14-2003, 12:07 AM
When me and Julia were teasing her about having penis envy...

Ashley: "Guys! I don't have penis envy! I just want one!"

Her explanation of that was better too. Classic.

Shiroi Kumo
02-17-2003, 02:46 AM
Shivering Sheep = Lnxiotzi/Tokki-Ru
Shi-WO-wi! = Me

Shivering Sheep says:
it is!! don't ignore me!! *shakes you*
Shi-WO-wi! says:
Gaa! *is shaken, not stirred*
Shivering Sheep says:
xDDD
Shivering Sheep says:
spoony bond.

Cheers

James Latimer Cockney Rebel
02-19-2003, 07:13 AM
<b>Jamas:</b> Me
<b>Hang on to me, though I'm one of a million:</b> Lnxiotzi/Tokki-ru/BunBun.

Notice the time being 6AM for me and 12AM for her.

<b>Jamas says:</b>
It sounds so wrong, you going to sleep the same time as me *dies*
<b>Hang on to me, though I'm one of a million says:</b>
oh yeah xDDDDDDD
<b>Jamas says:</b>
Time here = 6:04 AM xDD
<b>Hang on to me, though I'm one of a million:</b>
xD gooooo! sleeeep! i must rest for tomorrow! big day..MUSIC ROOM! xd
<b>Jamas says:</b>
*dies laughing* G'night Bunny ;D
<b>Hang on to me, though I'm one of a million says:</b>
*waves*
<b>Jamas says:</b>
*jumps in bed, gone*
<b>Hang on to me, though I'm one of a million says:</b>
*gone too*
<b>Hang on to me, though I'm one of a million says:</b>
*really*
<b>Jamas says:</b>
*him too*
<b>Hang on to me, though I'm one of a million says:</b>
you're not really gone! ha!
<b>Jamas says:</b>
Neither are you!
<b>Jamas says:</b>
=o
<b>Hang on to me, though I'm one of a million says:</b>
xD let's both go! count of 3!
<b>Jamas says:</b>
2
<b>Hang on to me, though I'm one of a million says:</b>
3!
<b>Jamas says:</b>
2 xDD
<b>Hang on to me, though I'm one of a million says:</b>
3!! night!!!

Tokki Wartooth
02-20-2003, 03:54 AM
Oh my, I don't even remember saying all that. xD I guess that's what 1:04am will do to you.

Logan
02-20-2003, 04:29 AM
Unstable Wings = Me, Cmkell = friend from school.

Cmkell: how was ur day today?
Unstable Wings: I hurt my back.
Cmkell: ouch how?
Unstable Wings: Were you *there* at lunch?
Unstable Wings: We were screwing around and I got smashed into the drige handle, and was screaming?
Unstable Wings: Fridge*
Cmkell: oh yeah thats right
Cmkell: haha
Cmkell: that was funny
Cmkell: lol
Unstable Wings: Okay.
Unstable Wings: It wasn't really funny, seeing as now I can't walk right.
Unstable Wings: And I can't bend, or do anything without being in extreme pain
Cmkell: haha g2g bye
Unstable Wings: But haha, sure it's funny.
Unstable Wings: You're such a good friend.
Cmkell: hehe


*shakes fist* My friends are so cruel to me.

I Love Shoyku
02-21-2003, 01:51 AM
Looosaaah~! says:
I SEEN A HAT!
Tyler says:
Then I sank the boat!
Tyler says:
;_;
Looosaaah~! says:
i rode it good.
Tyler says:
...
Tyler says:
*COUGH*
Tyler says:
That was SO wrong.
Looosaaah~! says:
...oh. >_@


Loooooosaaah = Tokki

James Latimer Cockney Rebel
02-25-2003, 10:25 PM
Schwadrulantin: Moonlady
OWA 67: Me

<b>Schwadrulantin:</b> Lmao. I had to feel it an hour ago! Sooo you're not gonna get round it, Mister. xD
<b>OWA 67:</b> feel it right? ;D
<b>Schwadrulantin:</b> But of course. ;DD
<b>OWA 67:</b> Ooh, *feel's 'it' * ;DDD
<b>Schwadrulantin:</b> Do you <b>enjoy</b> it? xD
<b>OWA 67:</b> Why of course! I'd want to <i>feel</i> it all the time xD
<b>OWA 67:</b> *dies and quotes*

Logan
02-26-2003, 04:51 AM
Unstable Wings (7:48:17 PM): If I watched Smallville, will you be nice?
KalivosElscar (7:48:39 PM): Slightly nice. But i'll be really nice after you do one thing. =P
Unstable Wings (7:49:51 PM): I will not have sex with you. Jesus.
KalivosElscar (7:50:11 PM): Not that. Something else. =P
KalivosElscar (7:50:19 PM): I dun sleep with people that sleep with my mom.
Unstable Wings (7:50:19 PM): ........I won't do it with your mother either.
Unstable Wings (7:50:23 PM): LMFAO

Check the time stamps. *dies* That was the funniest thing today. Completely coincidental, too. *glee*

Spatvark
02-26-2003, 04:28 PM
<FONT SIZE=1><FONT COLOR="#FFC0C0">Spatvark:</FONT> Never noticed that before...
<FONT COLOR="#FFC0C0">Spatvark:</FONT> I can see IPs now in Who's Online at EoFF XD
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> So can I. :x
<FONT COLOR="#FFC0C0">Spatvark:</FONT> you can?
<FONT COLOR="#FFC0C0">Spatvark:</FONT> That's not good
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> Nah. I was lying. :}
<FONT COLOR="#FFC0C0">Spatvark:</FONT> phew...
<FONT COLOR="#FFC0C0">Spatvark:</FONT> I was about to make a thread about it in Staff, hoping to keep it on the quiet
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> xD
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Skwowwy|AWAY:</FONT> XD
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> I would have gotten in so much ass. xD
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Skwowwy|AWAY:</FONT> Indeed. And that wouldn't be so smart, would it? XD
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> Nope. xd
<FONT COLOR="#FFC0C0">Spatvark:</FONT> Notice how the last six line (including this one) all end in XD
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> Yep. xD
<FONT COLOR="#FFC0C0">Spatvark:</FONT> I think we overuse XD
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Skwowwy|AWAY:</FONT> Heh. XD
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> Its become a period, like Scottie said. *doesn't break the chain* xD
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Skwowwy|AWAY:</FONT> Probably, but no one cares, right? XD
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> Nope, I don't. xD
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Skwowwy|AWAY:</FONT> Good. XD
<FONT COLOR="#FFC0C0">Spatvark:</FONT> I dunno, I'm sure we must piss some people off with it XD
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> Yeah, I know it pisses Scottie off. xD
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Skwowwy|AWAY:</FONT> I know some people who don't like overusing XD. XD
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Skwowwy|AWAY:</FONT> Like Scottie and Him. XD
<FONT COLOR="#FFC0C0">Spatvark:</FONT> Ah well, who's scared of Sco Sco? XD
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> Over using xD is fun, though. xD
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> :O xD
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Skwowwy|AWAY:</FONT> You have some guts there, Pete. XD
<FONT COLOR="#80FF00">JavaChimp:</FONT> xD xD
<FONT COLOR="#FFC0C0">Spatvark:</FONT> *awaits kicking* XD
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> Yeah. Big cojones. xD
<FONT COLOR="#80FF00">JavaChimp:</FONT> I know how to get peoples IPs that are registered with nickserv xD
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> No one cares about you. xD
<FONT COLOR="#80FF00">JavaChimp:</FONT> I do ;_; xD
<FONT COLOR="#80FFFF">ZMH:</FONT> I'M TOO LAZY TO TYPE "/quit" SO I'M JUST DOING A CAP FLOOD SO I CAN LEAVE.
* ZMH was kicked by Guu (CAPS FLOOD)
<FONT COLOR="#FFC0C0">Spatvark:</FONT> Oh, Dan, I replied to your LJ. I almost went with making it all about you being my bitch XD
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> xD
<FONT COLOR="#80FF00">JavaChimp:</FONT> o_o xD
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> Stupid ZMH breaking the chain xD
<FONT COLOR="#FFC0C0">Spatvark:</FONT> bastard XD
<FONT COLOR="#80FF00">JavaChimp:</FONT> :{ xD
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Skwowwy|AWAY:</FONT> Let's just pretend this hasn't happened. XD
<FONT COLOR="#80FF00">JavaChimp:</FONT> Ok xD
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> He doesn't count. xD
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Skwowwy|AWAY:</FONT> *didn't XD
<FONT COLOR="#FFC0C0">Spatvark:</FONT> What happened? XD
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Skwowwy|AWAY:</FONT> Damn straight. XD
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> Nothing. xD
<FONT COLOR="#80FF00">JavaChimp:</FONT> Who? xD
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Skwowwy|AWAY:</FONT> I still have to do three more tests. XD
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Skwowwy|AWAY:</FONT> And then HOLIDAYS! XD
<FONT COLOR="#80FF00">JavaChimp:</FONT> YAY xD
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> The 'xD's' are scaring me. xD
<FONT COLOR="#80FF00">JavaChimp:</FONT> xD
<FONT COLOR="#80FF00">JavaChimp:</FONT> xD
<FONT COLOR="#FFC0C0">Spatvark:</FONT> *is already in the holidays kinda* XD
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Skwowwy|AWAY:</FONT> Lucky bastard. XD
<FONT COLOR="#80FF00">JavaChimp:</FONT> School got canceled due to snow xD
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Skwowwy|AWAY:</FONT> We don't even have snow here. XD
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> Or here. xD
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Skwowwy|AWAY:</FONT> XD
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> This use of xD could lead to some uncomfortable situations. xD
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Skwowwy|AWAY:</FONT> Why? XD
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> Imagine if someone comes in and has to say "My cat's just died. xD"
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Skwowwy|AWAY:</FONT> XD
<FONT COLOR="#FFC0C0">Spatvark:</FONT> Yeah, I mean, what if someone says, "I'm going to kill myself!" XD
<FONT COLOR="#FFC0C0">Spatvark:</FONT> ripper: i told u i was hardcore XD
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> "you're going to kill yourself xD"
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Skwowwy|AWAY:</FONT> Then we'd be all grinning. XD
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> xD
<FONT COLOR="#FFC0C0">Spatvark:</FONT> "Don't kill yourself! XD"
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> xD
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> We should perhaps quote this. xD
<FONT COLOR="#FFC0C0">Spatvark:</FONT> Way ahead of you XD
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> Good lad. xD
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> I remember when I bet Laurens he couldn't use XD for one whole day. xD
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Skwowwy|AWAY:</FONT> I failed. XD
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> And he failed. Miserabley. xD
<FONT COLOR="#FFC0C0">Spatvark:</FONT> He failed miserably right? XD
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> xD
<FONT COLOR="#FFC0C0">Spatvark:</FONT> Great minds think alike and fools seldom differ XD
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> xD
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> So true. xD
<FONT COLOR="#FFC0C0">Spatvark:</FONT> Oh, btw, I may be leaving the country permanently in little over a years time XD
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> Where too? xD
<FONT COLOR="#FFC0C0">Spatvark:</FONT> California, to be with Staz XD
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Skwowwy|AWAY:</FONT> Staz? XD
<FONT COLOR="#FFC0C0">Spatvark:</FONT> Go to UCLA XD
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Skwowwy|AWAY:</FONT> Eh? XD
<FONT COLOR="#FFC0C0">Spatvark:</FONT> Girlfriend Skwoo XD
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> Good for you. xD
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Skwowwy|AWAY:</FONT> Good for you, indeed. XD
<FONT COLOR="#FFFFC0">Scottie:</FONT> Mornin'
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Random_Hero:</FONT> Broke the chain. :{
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Skwowwy|AWAY:</FONT> :=O
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Skwowwy|AWAY:</FONT> Shame on you! ;_;
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Skwowwy|AWAY:</FONT> You just broke the all-wonderful chain of XD abuse! XD</FONT>

DK
03-02-2003, 07:44 PM
Tyler says:
That roast was a slut
Drive by movies, By the cemetary, If my corpse can talk then I will tell you I am sorry says:
xD
Tyler says:
But it was so tender
Tyler says:
....and that did NOT sound right.

Mikztsu
03-08-2003, 06:58 PM
Nothing funny in this piece of irc Log, folks. Just to show how depraved me and Dan are these days. =o

Mikztsu> Y0 Dan, getting nailed tonight? :D?
* Mikztsu sets mode: +v Loki
Loki> Not tonight, unfortunately. :x
Loki> How about you?
Loki> xD
Zell> XD
Mikztsu> Yeh, I am.
Mikztsu> Is getting nailed an actual Englsih slang word for drinking?
Loki> What you drinking? Beer and red wine? :p
Mikztsu> Because my friend says "Naulaamaan" in Finnisg
Mikztsu> Yesh
Mikztsu> Not too much today though
Loki> Not really. I guess it can be, but getting nailed is a slang for having sex. xD
Zell> XD
Zell> heheh
Mikztsu> Hehe.xD
Mikztsu> Alright, are you gonna get drunk tonight then?
Loki> Getting Hammered is slang for drinking.
Loki> And no. ;__;
Loki> No booze. xD
Mikztsu> That sounds good.
Mikztsu> Getting hammered
Mikztsu> Aww...poor Dan, no booze.>=\
Loki> I know. ;_;
Loki> But, I should get some money on monday. :D
Mikztsu> :D!
Mikztsu> Yay, and everything goes on booze?
Mikztsu> :D:D
Loki> Not all of it. Some goes on food. :x
Mikztsu> Yes
Mikztsu> To keep you alive soi that you are able to drink
Loki> Or maybe going to the movies. But definately booze too.
Loki> Maybe some Vodka, I haven't had any for a while
Mikztsu> That's my boy. *pets*

Spatvark
03-08-2003, 07:37 PM
And the depravity continues...

<FONT SIZE=1><FONT COLOR="#80FF00">Mikztsu:</font> I just peed doen from balcony.:P
<FONT COLOR="#80FF00">Mikztsu:</font> *down
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Spatvark:</font> XD
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Gau:</font> o_o
<FONT COLOR="#FFC0C0">Loki:</font> xD
<FONT COLOR="#80FF00">Mikztsu:</font> There's this two long holes in muy balcony
<FONT COLOR="#80FF00">Mikztsu:</font> And it was good to pee from there.:D
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Spatvark:</font> I pissed in a mates gastank last week
<FONT COLOR="#80FF00">Mikztsu:</font> XD
<FONT COLOR="#80FF00">Mikztsu:</font> XDDDDD
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Gau:</font> o_o
<FONT COLOR="#80FF00">Mikztsu:</font> When I was about 11 or 12, I peed on my friend.
<FONT COLOR="#80FF00">Mikztsu:</font> His shoes though, but yeah
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Gau:</font> Uhh
<FONT COLOR="#80FF00">Mikztsu:</font> Hello
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Gau:</font> I just peed in the toilet?
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Gau:</font> Go me?
<FONT COLOR="#FFC0C0">Loki:</font> I think we've all peed on our friends at one point in our lives.
<FONT COLOR="#80FF00">Mikztsu:</font> Well, that's one option
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Spatvark:</font> I haven't
<FONT COLOR="#80FF00">Mikztsu:</font> I pee whereever I please.
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Gau:</font> Loki: I never have.
<FONT COLOR="#FFC0C0">Loki:</font> You will.
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Spatvark:</font> Mik: Golden Showers?
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Gau:</font> o_O
<FONT COLOR="#80FF00">Mikztsu:</font> No, I'm not gloden shower type of guy.
<FONT COLOR="#80FF00">Mikztsu:</font> You?
<FONT COLOR="#FFC0C0">Loki:</font> xD
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Spatvark:</font> Nope =P
<FONT COLOR="#80FF00">Mikztsu:</font> XD
<FONT COLOR="#FFC0C0">Loki:</font> What a freaking question to ask someone.
<FONT COLOR="#80FF00">Mikztsu:</font> Damn right.xD
<FONT COLOR="#FFC0C0">Loki:</font> xD
<FONT COLOR="#FF8000">Gau:</font> On that note.
* Gau is now known as Gau-work
<FONT COLOR="#FFC0C0">Loki:</font> You're going to work thinking about that? O_o
<FONT COLOR="#FF80C0">Spatvark:</font> Go piss on your customers!</font>

Mikztsu
03-09-2003, 01:33 AM
Now that I'm bacj and still drunk, that brings up memories from few hours ago, and are strangely amusinng in some weird way.

Shiroi Kumo
03-09-2003, 02:08 AM
Leave me alone. = Me
i think i luve you / hey = they

i think i luve you says:
who is this
Leave me alone. says:
The ghost of Christmas Past.
i think i luve you says:
riiight
i think i luve you says:
who is this
Leave me alone. says:
Santa Claus.
i think i luve you says:
who is this
Leave me alone. says:
The Pope.
hey says:
who is this
Leave me alone. says:
Obi-Wan Kenobi.
hey says:
whats ur problem
Leave me alone. says:
I have gas.
hey says:
oh really!
Leave me alone. says:
Yeah, kinda need it to drive, ya know.
hey says:
so ya anyways i forget who this is
Leave me alone. says:
The ghost of Christmas Past.
hey says:
stop playin around
hey says:
grow up
Leave me alone. says:
But I'm a Toys'R'us Kid.

Edit: Added bold for ease of reading.

Logan
03-09-2003, 07:31 PM
Greg; *SMACKS!!!*
Me; *SNACKS BACK*
Greg; AHHH!!!
Greg; SNACKS!?
Greg; AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Me; Yumyum, Greg in a Box? xP

*die*

Tokki Wartooth
03-10-2003, 06:42 AM
<b>Coded Veronica:</b> I'm Wangman. And Nater is my trusty sideslut, Bobbin Robin.
<b>heyguesswhatstfu:</b> who is nater? *whimper*
<b>Coded Veronica:</b> My 15-year-old man. xD
<b>heyguesswhatstfu:</b> let me see him =D
<b>Coded Veronica:</b> BLarrrrrrrrrmies
<b>Coded Veronica:</b> But my dick of his pictures is in my car! xD
<b>Coded Veronica:</b> O____o *disc
<b>heyguesswhatstfu:</b> oh..my..O_O

Nic
03-10-2003, 06:56 AM
Bunnnnnay! xD You am evil!


Hmmmmnah. I need to talk to more EoFF people...:(

Lightning_Demon
03-12-2003, 12:24 AM
Me: You smell like cheese.
John: Ass cheese?
Me: No, limburger!
John: No, ASS!
Me: YOU PIECE OF LIMBURGER!!!
John: YOU PIECE OF ASS!!!!
Me: Why thank you, john!
John: FARK!

Aika
03-12-2003, 08:29 AM
a look into what goes on in our scary little heads

Kwista: me
and that other guy ...whats-his-name :tongue:



kwista: *sigh* is depressed today.... says:
aika says: i think ill have another baby!
kwista: *sigh* is depressed today.... says:
YOUR baby *puts on porn music*
kwista: *sigh* is depressed today.... says:
havin ma baby what a lovely way to say how much you loooooovvvee me
Shiroi Kumo says:
Krista, I want to bear your children.
kwista: *sigh* is depressed today.... says:
O_O
kwista: *sigh* is depressed today.... says:
o_O
kwista: *sigh* is depressed today.... says:
O_o
kwista: *sigh* is depressed today.... says:
as long as they have small heads
Shiroi Kumo says:
LOL
kwista: *sigh* is depressed today.... says:
yah i think we need to post this in teh OoC thread
kwista: *sigh* is depressed today.... says:
*has mad seXors*
Shiroi Kumo says:
Go ahead, I've already posted too much methinks :D
Shiroi Kumo says:
Hey, give me back my pillow
kwista: *sigh* is depressed today.... says:
shall we announce our plan for EOFF domination now?
kwista: *sigh* is depressed today.... says:
You shall be king and i shall be queeeeennn!
kwista: *sigh* is depressed today.... says:
*i have more power!* ;)
Shiroi Kumo says:
Or so I let you think.
kwista: *sigh* is depressed today.... says:
hoo hoo hoo more power!
Shiroi Kumo says:
ACK! O_O
kwista: *sigh* is depressed today.... says:
hm?
Shiroi Kumo says:
EoFF Birthdays! Look!!! O_O
kwista: *sigh* is depressed today.... says:
O_o
kwista: *sigh* is depressed today.... says:
todays?
Shiroi Kumo says:
Yah!
Shiroi Kumo says:
Checkem!
kwista: *sigh* is depressed today.... says:
*hurries*
kwista: *sigh* is depressed today.... says:
gah! O_O
Shiroi Kumo says:
*cries*
Shiroi Kumo says:
I'm not unique!
kwista: *sigh* is depressed today.... says:
his status:
kwista: *sigh* is depressed today.... says:
Champion of Crossovers
kwista: *sigh* is depressed today.... says:
se but you are champion of crossdressers ;)
Shiroi Kumo says:
O_O
Shiroi Kumo says:
Mean! :cries:
kwista: *sigh* is depressed today.... says:
awww huggles
kwista: *sigh* is depressed today.... says:
damn * button
Shiroi Kumo says:
lol
kwista: *sigh* is depressed today.... says:
now now
kwista: *sigh* is depressed today.... says:
*finishes mad Kumo seXors*
kwista: *sigh* is depressed today.... says:
*lights sig*
kwista: *sigh* is depressed today.... says:
now to post :D

Nic
03-12-2003, 07:08 PM
"You don't even know who I am..." = Nic(ergm, me)
Adam = ...Adam. xD Kuja Sephiroth from FFR. ;)


You don't even know who I am...so what do I care if you go? says:
<b>Tree head.</B>
Adam says:
<B>Oatmeal head!</B>
You don't even know who I am...so what do I care if you go? says:
<B>So! At least dongs don't piss on me!</B>
You don't even know who I am...so what do I care if you go? says:
<b>I mean...dogs, even.</B>
You don't even know who I am...so what do I care if you go? says:
<B>Dog...dongs...</B>
Adam says:
<B>Uh...? O_O</B>


It went on for quite a while, and got pretty funny, but...uhhh. It's not suitable for children. Or EoFFers. ;D

EDIT: Um. I just realized...that in both of the convos involving me(Nic am Coded Veronica)...I slip up and mess up the words I'm trying to type. Guess we know what's on MY brain, eh? :scary:

Shiroi Kumo
03-13-2003, 07:58 AM
< Aika> once again aikas pant raid has been spoiled :*(
< Kumo|StillHere> Nice to see you're on top of things, Gau. :)
< Gau> :)
* Aika still has kumos, waves them in front of him
< Gau> I'm playing RO, shush
< Kumo|StillHere> Come back here with my pants, you little...*begins to hunt down*
* Aika is a tease
* Aika huggles his pants
< Aika> mine now!~!
*** Kumo|StillHere is now known as Pantless_Kumo
< Aika> LOL
* Pantless_Kumo tackles Aika
< Aika> woah watch wehre yer pointin that thing buddy :p

Aika
03-13-2003, 08:30 AM
hey!


Yes thats right everyone! Whenever im in teh EOFF chat room people are BOUND to loose their pants! :D

Peegee
03-13-2003, 08:59 AM
my ex once told me in a restaurant that we had to spoon together....

because the green tea ice cream we were sharing was slippery, so scooping it together gives it resistence so it doesn't slip off the cup.

what'd you think she meant?

Shiroi Kumo
03-13-2003, 12:15 PM
Sare-Bear = Shorty
Me = Guess :p

Sare-Bear says:
*feels your forehead* You alright over there?
Shiroi Kumo says:
:p
Shiroi Kumo says:
Yah, I'm good. :p
Sare-Bear says:
Okay.
Sare-Bear says:
Just makin' sure/
Sare-Bear says:
.*
Sare-Bear says:
Damn. It.
Sare-Bear says:
I have made SO many typos lately. >_< Yarg.h *dies*
Shiroi Kumo says:
Like that one? xD
Sare-Bear says:
Yes. Like that one.
Shiroi Kumo says:
#include &lt;yarg.h>
Shiroi Kumo says:
xD
Sare-Bear says:
xD

Cheers.

Yu Law
03-14-2003, 12:39 PM
<font color="orange" size="1">
[00:28] [Kai_Seraph|RO|] STOOJ
[00:29] * Kai_Seraph|RO| gives StooJ vinegar.
[00:29] [StooJ] KAI
[00:30] * StooJ gives Kai_Seraph salt
[00:30] [Wasu] Stooj and Kai!
[00:30] * Wasu gives them gravy
[00:30] [Wasu] : D?
[00:31] * Kai_Seraph|RO| throws salt over his shoulders.
[00:31] * Kai_Seraph|RO| instantly gets lot of wonderful items, it's amazing what an increase in luck can do.
[00:31] * StooJ gives Wasu sauce
[00:32] * Wasu builds a spaceship with the sauce and a piece of plastic, and flies to the moon with StooJ.
[00:33] * StooJ remembers to bring chips to eat with the salt, vinegar, sauce and gravy</font>

<font color="orange" size="1">*_*</font>

DK
03-15-2003, 04:50 PM
Loony_BoB> EoFF works fine for me. Maybe it's because of my special relationship with Scottie.
Nicolas> They have that special, Love/Hate relationship.
Loki> Yeah.
Loki> BoB Loves, Scottie hates.
WarZidane> xD
Loony_BoB> :D
Yunalesca> very much so.
Loony_BoB> Scottie's so pretty.
Loony_BoB> I like to play with his hair while we lie in the flowers of love~~
Loki> He's got one of those faces only a mother could love.
Loony_BoB> Lover, mother. It's all the same when I'm with Scottie.
Loony_BoB> ...oh my.
Loony_BoB> That came out wrong.

Heath
03-16-2003, 12:27 PM
[14:06] Loki> That was by far the worst game i've ever played in my life.
[14:06] Cuya> xD
[14:06] Cuya> You still won.
[14:06] Cuya> Just.
[14:07] Loki> Pfft. I didn't deserve it.
[14:07] Loki> I deserve to burn in the pits of pool hell for such a crap game.
[14:08] Cuya> *quotes*
[14:08] Loki> xP

Nic
03-17-2003, 06:01 AM
As always...I'm Coded Veronica. ;P


Alixsar: <B>Bored. As always..</B>
Coded Veronica: <B>Hrmblarg.</B>
Coded Veronica: <B>Do something?</B>
Alixsar: <b>Like what? The internet is boring.</B>
Coded Veronica: <B>Then GET OFF</B>
Coded Veronica: <B>Take that how you want...</B>

Shorty
03-17-2003, 07:32 AM
lilredaudi = Me
My basement flooded. = Proto


My basement flooded. says:
Go Go Go Go Go Shorty! It's your birthday! We gonna party like it's yo birthday. We gonna sip bicardi like it's yo birthday. And we don't give an 'f, like it's you birthday
lilredaudi says:
*laughs*
lilredaudi says:
Well, hello, Jeffie.
My basement flooded. says:
hello. =D

m4tt
03-17-2003, 11:22 AM
*shrug*

[22:50] < Chickencha> Can you overdose on Viagra?
[22:50] < Dingo_Jellybean> Of course.
[22:50] * JC is now known as JC|Defrag
[22:50] < Chickencha> Cool.
[22:50] < Chickencha> Kinda.
[22:50] < Dingo_Jellybean> It's been known to cause death before.
[22:50] < Dingo_Jellybean> But on the most extreme of cases.
[22:50] < @Gau> Evan needs viagra?
[22:50] < Chickencha> Er...no, of course not.
[22:50] < Dingo_Jellybean> Maybe.
[22:50] < Dingo_Jellybean> :)
[22:50] < @Gau> Oh my..
[22:50] < Chickencha> I mean, what would I use it for?
[22:50] < @Gau> True.
[22:51] < @Gau> Well maybe for your "conversations" with Kelly ;)
[22:51] < Dingo_Jellybean> ROFL
[22:51] * Chickencha dies.
[22:51] < @Gau> :P
[22:52] < Nic> O.O
[22:52] < Nic> Kelly's that unarousing?

Nic
03-18-2003, 05:23 AM
I don't even know who Kelly is. xD Hmmmblarg.


< Nic> I still have an urge to poke my finger into the holes where my teeth were.
< VampireCrono> xD
< Alixsar> You shouldn't do that.
< Scottie> Aren't the stitches there, Nic?
< Nic> No.
< Scottie> Wait a few days before you do it.
< Shorty> Oh dear.
< Nic> No stitches. Hmmblarg. Are there supposed to be stitches? X.x
< Scottie> I used to with my tongue all the time.
< Scottie> Touch my holes that is.
< Shorty> -_-
< Scottie> No wait... I know that's gonna be taken the wrong way.
< Nic> YOUR holes...or...uhhh...?
< Alixsar> Tee hee! Holes! *shoots himself*
< Shorty> xD
* Nic pokes her finger in Lixie's hole.
* Dingo_Jellybean does the same.
< Nic> Hmmn. That didn't sound quite right either...


Ahhhh, the joys of IRC chat...

Shorty
03-18-2003, 09:53 AM
Where haf Bunny gone ;_;? = Yu-Law (aka Wasubu)
I've been struck by a smooth criminal = me

Where haf Bunny gone ;_;? says:
*strikes you* @_@
I've been struck by a smooth criminal says:
Oh MY! *is struck*
I've been struck by a smooth criminal says:
Youch. What was that for?
Where haf Bunny gone ;_;? says:
I'm a smooth criminal. o_o

eestlinc
03-18-2003, 10:10 AM
seriously, does anybody wade through this thread to read possibly funny quotes? I bet the staff doesn't even peruse this thread...




la la la


*throws feces*









































this is fun.

m4tt
03-18-2003, 10:44 AM
*waves* Hi *staff*

eestlinc
03-18-2003, 07:33 PM
I <3 Matt

Leeza
03-18-2003, 07:57 PM
*wades through*

Hi. :)

Ace Protorney
03-19-2003, 05:09 AM
Scottie> *presses the contrast button and orgasms*

Scottie> Let us all take some time out to masturbate. Please excuse me.
*** Scottie (Scott@Sabin.ffchat.net) has left #eoff

Shorty
03-19-2003, 05:48 AM
xD That was disturbing.

Strider
03-19-2003, 06:08 AM
*My girlfriend Kristen and I, part of a conversation over the phone

Kristen: He's like a dragon. If you want to get him off your back, you have to throw club sandwiches at him. . .
Me: (laughing) What? Say that again?
Kristen: (laughing) I said he's . . .kinda like a dragon. If you want to get him off your back, you have to throw club sandwiches at him!
Me: Wait, wait. Just a club sandwich?
Kristen: No, babe. I said club SANDWICHES. (laughing) More than one.

Shorty
03-19-2003, 10:17 PM
ShortLilSar: Whatcha up to?
Naif of Dnalnif: Looking at BoB's BoB-Ho Cam.
ShortLilSar: xD BoB-Ho cam?
ShortLilSar: What's that?
Nait of Dnalnif: The Cam where he's lying down for the ladies.
ShortLilSar: xD Oh, yes. I'm looking at it.
ShortLilSar: *dies laughing* Ho cam... xD
Nait of Dnalnif: Look at him.
Nait of Dnalnif: HE'S TAKING HIS SHIRT OFF!

Good ol' Nait for ya. ^_^

Aika
03-20-2003, 02:19 AM
chinadoll66102: me
sgb: sg blues

SGB: Heh...you know now that I know now, I liked you as a sexy 19 year old girl but, to know now that your a 46 year old man with 5 kids,..you'r damn sexy to me now =)
chinadoll66102: LOL
chinadoll66102: ohhh now thats just scary :p
SGB: Do you have a beard?
chinadoll66102: lol thats just waht i was thinking too
chinadoll66102: yeah and bi-focals i know you like glasses
chinadoll66102: a big fuzzy gray beard with bi-focals
SGB: God you're hot!
chinadoll66102: and a beer belly
chinadoll66102: and i wear plaid golf pants
chinadoll66102: and a cowboy hat
chinadoll66102: lol
SGB: I think I'm in love :love:
chinadoll66102: lol
SGB: Hairy chest too?
chinadoll66102: my eyes are red too :p
chinadoll66102: oh yes VERY hairy
chinadoll66102: so hairy i have it braided
SGB: Damn it! I'm getting my ass over to Oregon to meet ya now! :D