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Del Murder
07-29-2002, 06:04 AM
NOTE: To any mod/admin/recognized member who's name appears in the following song parody who wishes they be removed from said parody please message me and the transaction will be completed as soon as possible.

Well, here's my big 'I'm back' surprise, though I bet nobody will read it since no one visits the Writer's Corner. Anyway, it goes to the tune of 'Without Me' by Eminem. I worked a LONG time on this.

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'Darth Hermit, real name no gimmicks'

Two trailer park spammers' posts rouse up the Knights;
rouse up the Knights, rouse up the Knights
*scratches*
Two trailer park spammers' posts rouse up the Knights;
rouse up the Knights, rouse up the Knights
*scratches*

Guess who's back
Back again
Murder's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.. *hums*

We've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see spammers no more
They like serious posts better
Well if you wanna be serious, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of spam mixed with a hearty snicker
Some wisecracks that'll jump start this board quicker
Than an enforcing when you get enforced at Eyes on Each Other
By Del Murder when your not being entertaining
When you post essays that tend to be nausiating
You waited a week, now stop debating
Cause we're back, posting like mad and instigating
I know that you're an admin Mr. Bleysie
But come spam with us and you'll never be complaining
So the Knights on staff won't cut us slack
Or let us post off track, except for ShlupQuack
They try to close 'How Della Got His Groove Back'
But it feels so empty, without our smack
So, come on and spread, spam in your thread
Screw that, spam all you can, until we're all banned
And get ready, cause this spam's about to get tasty
Though I might get hit with a lawsuit, screw you kishi!

Now this looks like a job for spam
So everybody, post all you can
Cause we need a little, off-topic-jam
Cause EoFF feels empty, without spam
I said this looks like a job for spam
So everybody, post all you can
Cause we need a little, off-topic-jam
Cause EoFF feels empty, without spam

Little jokes, newbies feelin imposed
Embawwassed they tlk lik dis in ther posts
They start feelin like spamming the most
'Til You want me to PM you to ask to remove my name? you do have a high opinion of yourself, don't you. -Wyll comes along on a mission and yells CLOSED!!!
A forum prom, a poem by Auron
Could start a revolution, spammin' the forums
All night, and it's all right in that
Unlike other crap, happiness our spam does attract
And it'd be a disaster, like getting hit by a bus
For you to never know the sniper was Spat; you asked for us?
Well we're back, da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
*bzzt* Start a repo man spam agenda and then let the
Fun begin, in the Chat of Gen like a party
With Stuffed Regis, back to praise Unne and drink Bacardi
We're witty, the best thing since the Ciddies
Sitting in your Writer's Corners and kidding
*bzzt* Stop this?, resist we must
Feel the sadness, as everyone makes a fuss
Without our madness, the gladness will bust
Like Unne's head, Other's thread, No spam for us?

Now this looks like a job for spam
So everybody, post all you can
Cause we need a little, off-topic-jam
Cause EoFF feels empty, without spam
I said this looks like a job for spam
So everybody, post all you can
Cause we need a little, off-topic-jam
Cause EoFF feels empty, without spam

A-posting apposing, We go screen for mean-ing
Anybody who's talkin closing those things
Anti-spam endorcing, you can get an enforcing
Worse than them little newbie underlings
And BoBBy? You can get stomped by Crunchy
You eighteen-year-old thread closin' newbie
You can't stop us, you're too Loony, let go
It's over, nobody listens to Proto
Now let's go, just give us a topic
We'll be there with a whole list of tangents that go off it
We then post, entertainin' without flamin'
Ever since Ogre turned himself into an acronym
But sometimes when we begin
Everybody only wants a discussion
So this must mean our spam must end
But we just find another place to begin
Though we're not the first Queen and Knight of spam
We are the worst thing since Sugpo was banned
To post off topic so humorously
And use it to amuse profusely
(Hey!!) There's a concept that works
Twenty million other noob spammers emerge
But no matter how many times 'trout' gets banned
It'll be so empty, without spam

Now this looks like a job for spam
So everybody, post all you can
Cause we need a little, off-topic-jam
Cause EoFF feels empty, without spam
I said this looks like a job for spam
So everybody, post all you can
Cause we need a little, off-topic-jam
Cause EoFF feels empty, without spam

Spam-I-am-am-am-am, am-am-am-am-am
am-am-am-am-am, am-am-am-am!
Spam-I-am-am-am-am, am-am-am-am-am
am-am-am-am-am, am-am-am-am!

Noobs!

Calliope
07-29-2002, 06:50 AM
This is why you told me to listen to that song! Zing! The Queen of the Spammed endorses this most excellent happiness song!

Jinx2
07-29-2002, 09:42 AM
I was just moved to tears by the raw beauty.

Thank you.

Ferenan
07-30-2002, 05:33 AM
Heh. I'm the first word. I'm so..honored. Heh.

Silverlocke
07-30-2002, 01:03 PM
That's the spirit!

Nait
07-30-2002, 11:37 PM
Good thing my li'l brother had this effing song still in the WinMX folder.

I love you, Murdy.

Knox
07-31-2002, 03:14 AM
I love you.

Rampala
07-31-2002, 08:14 AM
*loves* :love:

Sorry *should make a decent post*
But it rawks Del. :D
Awesome-ness.

Cz
07-31-2002, 11:45 AM
And the crowd goes wild!

Somebody send this guy a microphone! And a camera, for the video shoot. This could get big...

Leeza
07-31-2002, 05:26 PM
Wow! That's good. :)

Solphie
07-31-2002, 08:59 PM
Originally posted by Black Mage 121
And the crowd goes wild!

Somebody send this guy a microphone! And a camera, for the video shoot. This could get big...

*agrees*

That was beautiful Del.... It brought tears to my eyes. :cry: :p

CloudDragon
08-01-2002, 12:18 AM
<font color=22E477>That was very excellent Del. You must have spent a lot of time on that. I applaud you for it...er....*applauds* Anyway, I just gotta say you got talent for parodies, well thats the only one I've seen you do but still, very excellent.

Logan
08-02-2002, 12:57 AM
*tear* Awesome.

Ouch!
08-02-2002, 01:23 AM
Just beautiful.

Ifrit's Bodyguard
08-03-2002, 11:18 AM
<font color=f43719><font color=f43719>Amazing.

Now admit it Del Boy, you weren't really in Korea were you, you just sat for a week making up that song.

Rinoabella
08-07-2002, 01:17 AM
<font color=#4F94CD>That was great, Del Murder!

Tom Morello
08-07-2002, 02:08 AM
Wow, that song was so incredibly awesome... there's no way I could ever possibly beat you in a Parody contest...

*Withdraws his entry from the contest*

I'll never feel confident in myself again...

:cry::crying::cry:*sobs*:cry::crying::cry:

Shiroi Kumo
08-07-2002, 07:38 AM
There's one line in there with too many syllables...you know, the one with the bold text in it...don't know how it got there...:angel:

Cheers.

Del Murder
08-07-2002, 08:01 AM
Heh. Wyll's first edit was funnier :p. Of course mods feel free to edit your own damn names out. I'm not doing any work for you.

I appreciate all the praise people! What should my next song be??

Zypher
08-07-2002, 05:42 PM
Something about enforcing....

Tom Morello
08-07-2002, 06:03 PM
What IS enforcing?:(

*is confused*

Etienne
08-07-2002, 08:04 PM
Excellent work XD! I know I certainly couldn't parody to save my life. And yes, a song on enforcing would fit in nicely.

The Amazing Spiderman
08-08-2002, 05:51 AM
Good work :D

Cz
08-08-2002, 08:19 PM
I insist that you do a version of 'YMCA' so that I may steal it, and enter it into the Parody contest.

Del Murder
08-09-2002, 04:26 AM
Originally edited by *******
You want me to PM you to ask to remove my name? you do have a high opinion of yourself, don't you. -Wyll
Why would someone edit their name out and then sign their edit?

Zypher
08-09-2002, 09:48 PM
Simple. He didn't think *you* were worthy to say/type his name.... ;)

Tom Morello
08-09-2002, 10:12 PM
Umm... what's enforcing, and enforcer and all that stuff... I don't know what it means...

*is still confused*

Squall's Griever
08-11-2002, 01:42 PM
*in the Mr.Burns voice*
'Excellent'



love and peace
Squall's Griever

Loony BoB
08-11-2002, 06:13 PM
=0 Am I really just another good-thread killer? ;_; Maaaaaan. *walks away and thinks over his EoFF attitude*

Super Christ
08-12-2002, 12:37 PM
Someone should learn it well enough to keep up with the music, and post the parody. That'd be so cool! I'd do it, but I have no microphone.

Ifrit's Bodyguard
08-12-2002, 11:35 PM
<font color=f43719><font color=f43719>yeah, I think I can just about fit it in, I read it a few times and I get flashbacks now every time Eminem comes on the radio

Liquid Glass
08-14-2002, 08:03 AM
im in the song! whoooo! *is honered as well*

that rawks!:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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MecaKane
08-16-2002, 06:49 PM
I have one thing to say about this:
A-freakin-mazing.