Official EoFF Anniversary GENDER SWAP Thread!

[Aika]

wow...its AMAZING! i can bend it in all sorts a ways....well sometimes! look at that look at it go! Weeee! its like a fountain of milk or something!

*baseball to the nads*


i see theres a downside to this area X_X

[DK]

*slaps Kalen's manly ass* Ooooh. Muscular. ;D

[Linus]

Originally posted by Kalen
*stares at Madame Linusia DePopo's breasts*

Hmm, a chick looking at my boobs. Whatever you're into, darling!

**Takes Kalen into the back room.**

[Awrini]

Oh Great What did i get myself into now? xD

*runs around in circles screaming "FIRE!!!!!!!!"*

[Agent Proto]

Don't worry. Kalen will soon be a man! :D

[Linus]

I'll take <s>her</s> him to the back room later too. :joey:

[DK]

Where are all teh manly men gone? TT.TT

*Starts checking out the chicks too*

[Shattered Chest]

Is this spam?

[Agent Proto]

Yes, it's legalized spam. But only for this occasion.

[Fighter]

How come I haven't got my gender changed yet? Then again, how DO you make fighter a female :conf: ?

[Chaos]

*is rather beefy*
I must say, there are some advantages to being a guy.
*flexes...things*
*looks at Madame Linusa dePoPo*
Well hello. Care to...get bizzahy? ;)

Chaos

[DK]

=OOOOOOOOOOO~~~~~~~~~~~~

Oh so shecksay!!!

Gimme some beef, gimme gimme gimme! >=P~~

*Shakes her thang*

[Linus]

Lokki, look at Chaos? There's enough man for TEN women! I doubt I can handle him myself. Maybe you could join us.

**Guides Chaos into the back room.**

[Mindflare]

<font color="C40094" size=1> Watch what you're flexing there, Beef. *melts*</font>

[Galadrius]

My name is already feminine! So there xD

[Chaos]

You want beef? You got beef baybee!
*beefs you up good*
You like it roast? Or a bitta boiled?
I can do both. One thing I wont do is...<i>ham</i> it up. ;)

Chaos

[DK]

I'll take it anyway you serve it, hotstuff. ;D~~

[MecaKane]

mm beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef

I wants some beef!

[Nakor TheBlue Rider]

I was gone for 1 1/2 hours only 7 pages....

Well I am back now....New Avi and sig too!!

[Chaos]

Will you now.
Well, do you like your beef with <i>sauce</i>? Cos I got plenty of that.

C'mon gals, I got enough for you all. The beefmeister is in town and boy am I ready for you!

Sir Chaos of Beef. Sizzling non stop just for <i>you</i> (and you and you)

[The Man]

*strolls back in* ;)

Hm. Sir Chaos' beef looks quite appetizing :love:

Peace
Erin Brockovich

[Awrini]

*grabs people from behind*

[Alpha]

>_O


I go for half a day and this thread gets 500 posts, interesting.

[Shoyku]

Originally posted by enano
*grabs people from behind*
*screams* *slaps enano*

[Aika]

oooo look at ma manly self! im beckoning you....come to bed with me!:love:


had to search though 'yaoi' sites...hmmm some of the stuff...errrmmm is interesting :whoa:

beef with...sauce? hmmmm ive never had beef without sauce! :D

[Agent Proto]

Hi Bob. ^_~

[Awrini]

Ow... You did NOT just slap me!!! *scratches Shoykurla*

[Streetspirit]

Claims the bed

[Chaos]

Take me,
Bake me,
Any way you want me.
Im gunna be your man.

Cos I can be anything you want me to be baybees!
Well, this beef comes with sauce, and plenty of it. Im the sauciest bit of beef around.

Arnt I just sizzling?
*beefs up this board*

Chaos - Lord of Beef.

[The Man]

Oh. Erm, you wouldn't mind, would you? I'm finding this strangely thrilling. :giddy:

*eats Chaos' beef and sizzles with him* :love:

Peace
Erin Brockovich

[I Love Shoyku]

I AM BACK. I AM LUNCH. EAT.

[Chaos]

Eating my beef?
Well now then. No biting. xD
You can sizzle with me all you want, the more the merrier in fact! Come join in!

Sizzlin' Beef

[Aika]

since i am a man now...


I LIKE BIG BOOTY, ya? :D

so let us sing a complimentary song! all you guys sing it proud!


I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's wet, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!


Baby got back!


I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *beep*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

Little in the middle but she got much back!

[I Love Shoyku]

That is like so like sexist. Like what-e-ver.

[Ally]

*returns*

I'm rather disappointed. None of the sexy ladies joined me for a nap. Hmmph.

[The Man]

You didn't ask meeeee~ ;)

Peace
Erin Brockovich

[Kalen]

Originally posted by Protina
Don't worry. Kalen will soon be a man! :D

I was manly before any of you!

...Hey, Lokki-ru spanked me. :aimsurp:

[DK]

I wanna ride you beefy, like a Rodeo cowgirl and You can be my big beefy bull. ;D~~

Edit: Damn right i did. I heard you like the kinky stuff. ;D

[Ally]

Wait, what the hell? I have competition now? Bah. Oh well.

*takes Erin to the corner o' fun* :joey:

[Linus]

Originally posted by Allen
*returns*

I'm rather disappointed. None of the sexy ladies joined me for a nap. Hmmph.

Nice shoes, wanna fork?

**Raises butt in the air.**

[Awrini]

*jumps on Kalen's back* WooHoo!!!!!!!!

[The Man]

Originally posted by Allen
*takes Erin to the corner o' fun* :joey: Oh yesh OH YESH ;)

Peace
Erin Brockovich

[Nakor TheBlue Rider]

Hi Chaos...Hi Allen:p

[bennator]

Why oh why isn't there a man for me *pouts*?

[Ally]

No thanks, Madame - I have plenty of forks at home. ;)

[CloudDragon]

I'm feeling like a girl Squally today. *s3x0rz Lokki-ru* Man, those are nice muscles on you there.

*walks around in bikini*

[DK]

Originally posted by enano
*jumps on Kalen's back* WooHoo!!!!!!!!

Hands off, Skank! >=O

*slaps and scratches*

[Awrini]

*lays on the floor confused and unconcious*

[DK]

Omfg im sooooo sorry TT.TT. *girlhugs Enena* I'm just on the wrong time of the month. >:'(

[Night_Sword]

This place has become full of spam and I for one hate it.

Hi.

[Awrini]

thats alright, It's not entirely your fault... being small means things hurt more... *stumbles*

[Nakor TheBlue Rider]

I think its great....Lets us get it out of our system....Somtimes I crave a good spanking....I mean Spamming....

[bennator]

Since I can't seem to get any attention from the men, I think I will become a Lesbian.

[The Man]

Originally posted by Madame Linusia dePopo
Nice shoes, wanna fork?I never really understood why any sensible girl (or guy) would fall for that pickup line anyway. :rolleyes2

Betty, I think part of the problem is the utter lack of guys lately; the two who were in here seem to have wandered off. :mad: Plus I think it helps when you give them some indication they have a chance with you. 'Least I've noticed that. ;)

Peace
Erin Brockovich

[Linus]

I'd fall for it. Heck yeah I would.

[Nakor TheBlue Rider]

Cause its funny and it shoes that they arent shy.

Yah there arent ver many "Guys" on right now...Sux doesn't it.

[The Man]

It shoes that they aren't shy? ;)

It also shows that they're pretty crude. :rolleyes2

Peace
Erin Brockovich

[bennator]

I never really understood why any sensible girl (or guy) would fall for that pickup line anyway.

It's a compliment to your shopping abilities. Since shopping is the end-all be-all for us women, we hear it and immediatly give ourselves to the one who recognizes that in us.

[Nakor TheBlue Rider]

Hey......I am a blonde Chick....(for the festivities anyways) I don't need to be able to spell. I can get by on my looks.

Yah but Crude is better than Shy....Especially in Guys...Not so much in Girls...But Girls who use that line know that NO Guy is gonna Turn down a good FORKING

[The Man]

Hm. You do have a point there, Betty. *reconsiders her reaction to the line* Why would a guy fall for it, tho'? I mean, with a certain other word replacing the word "fork."

Peace
Erin Brockovich

[Agent Proto]

*goes to the bathroom to change*

[Linus]

Umm, guys are sex-fiends? That's why.

[DK]

Originally posted by Erin Brockovich
Why would a guy fall for it, tho'? I mean, with a certain other word replacing the word "fork."

Peace
Erin Brockovich

Because they're a guy. ;D

Edit: *slaps Linusia*

[Nakor TheBlue Rider]

OHH PLZ.....NOT MANY GUYS TURN DOWN SEX....GET OVER IT.....Possibly the best pick-up line a woman could use besides

I am Horney Lets go Do It!!

[Ally]

Hey, I am NOT a sex fiend. If I was, I'd be all over the prostitutes.

[The Man]

Yeah, true. Well, most guys are, anyway. *looks around teh thread* Wait, I guess all of them are, even if Allen claims not to be :p

*patpats Allen* you can sex fiend me anytime :love:

Peace
Erin Brockovich

[Linus]

I'd like to add that that line would work on me even more than the shoe one.

[Night_Sword]

Whats love got to do with it, got to do with it? Whats love but a second hand emotion?

[CloudDragon]

Where is that guy Cloud around here? I need to find him so I can annoy and flirt him at the same time.

[omnitarian]

Girls have a 100% success rate with the pickup line .... "hi".

~ teehee!

[The Man]

Hi Allen ;)

Peace
Erin Brockovich

[Ally]

Hm.

*notes that there aren't any other guys in the thread right now*

...Hmmmm.

So, like... *flex* How YOU doin'? :joey:

[CloudDragon]

Hi. (hopes it works)

[MecaKane]

*swoons*

[Awrini]

*Sits down* *waves at people all cute like*

[DK]

Oh Allen, you big rugged man, you. Do you think you can handle All of us girls at the same time? ;D

[Ally]

Oh, I KNOW I can. Rawr.

[Nakor TheBlue Rider]

Whered all the Other Men go? Damnit....The more the merrier...Hey theres still lotsa chicks...:love: and:love: Allen:love:

[CloudDragon]

Hey, you're a guy, not a girl Tokki!

[MecaKane]

That's what I thought, too. But it used to be loki, not tokki. Very confusing. :whoa:

*strokes Allen* :love:

[Awrini]

Oh you know Allen can easily pick me up with one hand... *smiles*

[The Man]

Yep, that's Loki there, AerisDragon ;D
Allen... *strokes, swoons*

Peace
Erin Brockovich

[DK]

I'm not Tokki, i'm Loki xD

Ooooh Allen, you're so rough and rugged, i can't handle it! *swoon*

[CloudDragon]

With Lokki being a girl, I guess I'm turning lesbo then!

[Nakor TheBlue Rider]

Good Idea!!

[Ally]

*stroked*
*enjoys muchly*

Heh heh. I like this. :D

[DK]

Ooh, you saucy girl Aeris ;D But i guess i'm fine with that. >:P~~~

[CloudDragon]

Sorry Lokki, but Allen is just SO hot and manly, I have to stay straight.

[Knox]

Stay back, you tramps. Allen is MINE. :mad2:

[Awrini]

Allen is just too much... I can hardly control myself.

[Linus]

**Openly bi for the day.**

I'll take EVERYONE on, no matter the gender or age!

**sets mode +villagebicycle**

[MecaKane]

Oh, we'll see about that.
*twirls fingers though Allen's chest hair*

[Agent Proto]

*Takes Linusia with her into a closet*

Let's do this then.

[Awrini]

How fun!!! *takes a ride*

[The Man]

Originally posted by Madame Linusia dePopo
**Openly bi for the day.**

I'll take EVERYONE on, no matter the gender or age!

**sets mode +villagebicycle** Sounds great. :D *strokes teh Linusia and teh Allen*

Edit: Eh, Protina beat me to it. No fair. :(

Peace
Erin Brockovich

[Knox]

*runs fingers through Allen's hair*

[CloudDragon]

Yes.

[Agent Proto]

Serves you right Erin. ^^

[The Man]

Hmph. Gotta go again. :mad2: It was so much fun stroking teh Allen too... :cry:

I'll be back though. Mwahaha.

Peace
Erin Brockovich

[MecaKane]

*nibbles on Allen's ear*
*will NOT be upstaged*

[Linus]

**Walks out of a closet with her skirt upside down, smeared makeup, and messed-up hair.**

That was fun, Protina! I'll have to keep your number for later.

Ok, who's next? I can do this all night!

[Awrini]

Hmmm... *hugs Protina*

[CloudDragon]

Hmm, looks like this turned into a....well, what would the opposite of a sausage fest be? Well, it turned into that now.

[Ally]

@_@

My, my...ladies, there's more than enough to go around. No need to compete. :D

*enjoys himself*

[Del Murder]

There's go to be more to this party than sex and flexing. I swear all you guys think about is sex.

I'm very disappointed in all of you.

[DK]

*Gets all drunk*

Pffsshh..y'know allun*hic*...you n me...ware...*runs off to the girls bathroom*

[Agent Proto]

I'm disappointed too. Nothing better to do anyway.

[Knox]

:mad2:

:eek:

:radred:

Y'know, Allen, I hear that KandyKane has been around the block quite a number of times...

Not that I'm suggesting anything, but I'd rather AID you in remaining at full health, darling... *flutters eyelashes*

[Alpha]

*pokes rydia*


I'm quite sick of being a man. I wanna have boobies plz thankz.

[MecaKane]

But it's so fun!

*other dirty stuff to Allen*

:eek:

edit: Dies @ Kildarretta xDD

[CloudDragon]

Yeah I know, we should be having girl sleep overs, doing girl stuff, going to the mall, putting on each other's makeup....BUT SCREW THAT.

SEXXXXXXX! SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX! I...need...it!

[Awrini]

*tackles Allen* Wheeeeeeeee!!!

[MecaKane]

Also: *claws Kildarretta's eyes out*

[Del Murder]

When I get back from working out we'll have some fun. Gotta keep skinny. I'm so fat. I'm so ugly.

*cries*

I hate you all!

[DK]

Kandy isn't clean? Oh...god....TT.TT

[Ally]

Yeah, that Kandy's such a ho.

*ignores the others and flashes Kildarretta his most charming smile* :D

[Agent Proto]

Let's have a sleepover at my house girls. =^.^=

[Nakor TheBlue Rider]

You know....The world would be a great place If this Whole Gender Switch thing worked for a month or so in Real Life!!

Heh...That'd be a Riot!!!

[Knox]

Hmph. If I can't have Allen all to myself, then I don't want him.

*sighs and stands alone*

...

*unnoticed*

...

*unloved*...

:cry:

[MecaKane]

That's not what you said last night!

[Ally]

Hush, Kandy. That was Mandude you were with. *rolls eyes*

Now, Kildylove. Shall we go off and be...alone?

[DK]

We need more men TT.TT

*Takes make up and stuff to Protina's house*

Omfg, Lets play truth or dare! >=D

[Knox]

You're right, Kandy. As I recall, Allen's words last night were along the lines of "Yes, Kildy, just like that..." ;)

*offers arm to Allen* Alone is good, dear. :radred:

[Nakor TheBlue Rider]

*Sigh*
*Considers fondeling other Chicks*

[CloudDragon]

*goes to Protina's because of the lack of guys here*

Okay, I go first...Protina truth or dare?

[Agent Proto]

yay! *puts on lingerie* Sleepover at Pr00tina's house!! Spread teh word! =^____^=

Dare.

[Ally]

Have fun, ladies. I know I will. :joey:

*walks out with Kildaretta*

[DK]

C'mon Pr00tinie, Truth or dare? ;D

[Nakor TheBlue Rider]

*Joins slumber party*

Maybey ill see some action there.

[MecaKane]

*sobs unconrolibly*
:cry:

[Agent Proto]

Dare! TT.TT

[Nakor TheBlue Rider]

*Puts arm around KandyKane and comforts her*

It's ok...

[Night_Sword]

Whats it like enforcing PMS della?

[Knox]

Oh, it's better than okay. *^_^*

[CloudDragon]

Okay, I DARE you to call up a guy from EoFF and tell him he is cute! *girly giggle* heehheehhe

[DK]

OMFG do it >=D~~~~~

[MecaKane]

teehee
*calls up scott a few hunderd times* :o

[Agent Proto]

Like, ok. ^__^ *takes up dare and calls Rufio*

<i>"hello?"</i>

Hi Ruffie. ^___^ I think you're soo cute.

<i>"Who's thi?-"</i>

*hangs up*

[DK]

Like omfg you are sooooooo brave! *girlhugs*

Your turn. =P

[Knox]

*done with Allen now*

*JILT!*

*joins the slumber party*

Girl power and whatnot. w00t!

[Agent Proto]

I choose... Kandy. Truth or Dare? >=D

[MecaKane]

That was <B><i>quick</i></B>.
teehee

[Linus]

I'd like to add that I'm unavailable for truth or dare until 10 pm EST.

**Gives everyone a nice, good, long, sweaty, semi-violent sexoring.**

[MecaKane]

oh oh oh!
Dare dare!

[Knox]

A girl has her priorities. :P

[CloudDragon]

Wow, this will be interesting, wonder what protina will dare you to do?

[Ally]

Tch. Looks like I'll have to go and...do manly things by myself...yes...

<small>*watches from an open window*</small>

[DK]

*closes curtains*

PERV!! >=O

[Linus]

Change in plans. Madame Linusia dePopo is currently AVAILABLE for all your truth-or-daring and sexoring needs.

[Agent Proto]

I dare you to flash a random male visitor. =^.^=

[Awrini]

How fun a party!!! *sits and twiddles her thumbs*

[Nakor TheBlue Rider]

*Is always afraid of truth or dare games...*

ohh...sexoring is good...mmm....sexoring!!

[Ally]

Tch, fine, just leave all the guys out of this. *leaves thread*

[Knox]

Nooo, Allen! Come back!

Only now that you are on the verge of leaving do I realize that I LOVED YOU ALL ALONG!

Of course I wouldn't realize this until the very last freaking second after I've already ripped your heart to pieces but I LOVE YOU!

[MecaKane]

omgomgomgomgomomogooogmogmgomgogmogmgomgomgogmgomgomgogmogmgomgogmogmgomgomgogmgomgomgogmg

*flashes Allen*
:whoa:
*runs away*

[CloudDragon]

OMG do it, you should! You have to start that stuff some time!

[Linus]

Oh, Allen why don't you just go on the internet and "enjoy" yourself.

Check out www.linusiadepopoxxx.com for some help, hotty.

[Ally]

...Well, that was an interesting fifteen seconds. o_O

[DK]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! *laughs at Kandy*

He saw you for free! Haha!

Ah well, your turn. xD

[MecaKane]

ok...
Who should I pick?

I'll pick Kildarretta.
Truth or dare?
>=D

[Knox]

Truth, because I have nothing to hide. *indicates her halo* *^_^*

( Do your worst, tramp. :mad2: )

[CloudDragon]

Well, I'll have to be leaving. I'll play some more truth or dare later. Don't miss me too much guys.

[The Man]

I'm back.

Hmph. While all you ladies are spending time at pr00tina's, I'll just enjoy spending some "quality time" with Allen over here. :joey:

Peace
Erin Brockovich

[Ally]

Rawk on. :lovers:

[Linus]

I saw that Erin, you naughty floozy you. You didn't put "Peace" at the end of your message. :P

[MecaKane]

hmmm
What were you <i>really</i> doing with Allen? It's pretty hard to belive he'd willingly..

[Linus]

Post 666!

**Puts on devil horns.**

[Agent Proto]

Come on ladies. We're still playing Truth or Dare here. TT.TT

[Knox]

What was I REALLY doing?

*ahem*

Imnotusnit (6:27:47 PM): ALLY!
Alza Sedai (6:27:55 PM): That would be me =D
Imnotusnit (6:28:01 PM): ALLEN!
Alza Sedai (6:28:26 PM): =o Kildarretta~ *melt*
Imnotusnit (6:33:57 PM): Allen sweety, make a DECISION :mad2:
Imnotusnit (6:34:05 PM): <--
Alza Sedai (6:40:09 PM): *s3x0rs?*
Imnotusnit (6:41:21 PM): New post new post!
Imnotusnit (6:41:22 PM): READ READ READ!
Imnotusnit (6:41:34 PM): Who is KandyKane supposed to be? :P
Alza Sedai (6:41:40 PM): MecaKane.
Imnotusnit (6:41:44 PM): Oh
Alza Sedai (6:42:49 PM): keke
Imnotusnit (6:45:28 PM): Oh, hell!
Imnotusnit (6:45:33 PM): You posted that as I was writing mine
Alza Sedai (6:45:40 PM): :P
Imnotusnit (6:46:52 PM): Done and done!
Alza Sedai (6:46:58 PM): Whee
Imnotusnit (6:49:54 PM): Who's that guy in your avatar :P
Alza Sedai (6:50:22 PM): some d00d
Imnotusnit (6:50:33 PM): named?!?!?!?!?!?$?@%#*&\
Alza Sedai (6:50:42 PM): i dunno!111!!!!11!!!
Imnotusnit (6:50:47 PM): BUT :mad2:
Imnotusnit (6:54:33 PM): omfg allyen we r sex0ring again :mad2:
Imnotusnit (6:54:48 PM): isant tehre more 2 our relatiaoenanship tahn this!!!
Alza Sedai (6:54:49 PM): omfg!
Alza Sedai (6:54:53 PM): uh
Alza Sedai (6:54:54 PM): yeah
Alza Sedai (6:54:56 PM): i luv u
Imnotusnit (6:55:03 PM): i luv me 2 ^_^
Imnotusnit (6:56:05 PM): back to sex0r then!?
Alza Sedai (6:56:10 PM): yah!!
Imnotusnit (6:56:14 PM): w00!
Imnotusnit (6:58:15 PM): o no
Imnotusnit (6:58:19 PM): I JILTED YOU
Imnotusnit (6:58:26 PM): i sux. ;_;
Alza Sedai (6:58:32 PM): ;_;
Alza Sedai (6:58:34 PM): itz ok
Imnotusnit (7:01:44 PM): im sorry allay~!
Alza Sedai (7:01:52 PM): hmmph
Imnotusnit (7:01:58 PM): *BEGS for your forgiveness!*
Alza Sedai (7:02:11 PM): ...I'll think about it.
Imnotusnit (7:02:22 PM): *begs on his knees!*
Imnotusnit (7:02:26 PM): *err her knees!*
Imnotusnit (7:03:36 PM): *begs on its knees?*
Imnotusnit (7:03:56 PM): *begs upon the knees which belong to Imnotusnit!*
Imnotusnit (7:04:09 PM): Oh good save.
Alza Sedai (7:04:12 PM): *amused*
Alza Sedai (7:04:13 PM): Very good.

And there's the whole story. *exhale*

[The Man]

Originally posted by Madame Linusia dePopo
I saw that Erin, you naughty floozy you. You didn't put "Peace" at the end of your message. :P What can I say? I was really excited. After all, Allen's just such a stud. ;)


Originally posted by Allen
Rawk on. :lovers: Oh yesh. <img src="http://forum.fools-gold.org/images/smilies/lovelove.gif">

What do you say to that dark corner over there, Al? ;)

Peace
Erin Brockovich

[Awrini]

We Are?

[Ally]

Allen says rawr.

[MecaKane]

-_-... ;_;... << >>

Very good.
Your turn.

[The Man]

*mew*

*scampers off with Allen* :joey:

Peace
Erin Brockovich

[Knox]

Okay, now, Linusia, sweetie... Truth or dare? :radred:

[Linus]

Dare! MAKE IT SEXUAL! Err, I mean... dare. Yeah.

**Looks sexy and stuff and winks at everyone.**

[Knox]

Alright, then, "Madame" Linusia...

I dare you to show everyone here one or both of your BIG BLUE BALLS!

The truth comes out! *cackles*

[Nakor TheBlue Rider]

Now I am a real Ballerina....New Sig....

[MecaKane]

:whoa: :eek:

[Meuterei]

Hmm, Meutereina? Meuterosa? *blinkblink*

Ok, I really suck at being seductive :P

[Linus]

OMG NOE~!!!1

WTF I CAN'T SHOW THEM MY BALLS! I GOT THEM CUT OFF FOR GENDERSWAP DAY! Oh, this is so horrible of you, how could you?

**Cries and smears her eyeshadow.**'

I guess... I guess it has to be done...

<img src="http://loonybob.homestead.com/files/Picture_172.jpg">

I HAET YUO!!!`1

**Runs away**

[DK]

Wahahaha! I've already seen them. >=D.

Thems be nice balls. ;D

[MecaKane]

It's ok...
You're still a girl too me. ;_;
*hugs*

[Kami]

erm.. kami.. to.. what's a good manly name? kamil? yes kamil will do. :D

[Linus]

You really mean it *sob* Kandy? I lub j00! ;_;

**Licks Kandy's happy place.**

[Knox]

*puts hands on hips triumphantly* :D

[Ally]

...I'm really glad I turned down that fork.

[Linus]

**Sneaks up on Allen and forks him silly.**

Ha, that'll teach you.

Lokki-ru, truth or dare?

[DK]

Linusia sweetybaybeydarling its your turn.

Edit: Stupid slow server.

Errr...i choose...Truth. =D?

[Tokki Wartooth]

I think I will just sit here and laugh at you all now, since apparently there are no admins online who are willing to change more names. =D

[Knox]

Oh, love of my life, Allen... Know that I always hold a fork with your name on it.

*swoon*

[The Man]

I'm glad you did too, Allen. *puts hands over Allen's mouth and lifts up his shirt* You won't be needing this... ;) *leads Allen off to a more private place*

Peace
Erin Brockovich

[Linus]

Ok Lokki-ru... why don't you tell me...

Where I can find some nude photos of you-know-who?

**giggles**

[CloudDragon]

Seems like Allen is like the male town bike here. Everyone is getting a ride.

[Loony BoB]

This thread <s>gave me an erection</s> uh... hmm.

D'oh.

It turned me on. *sigh* It's just not the same.

[DK]

Psssha! Whatyoutalkbout! I don't know nude picture sites TT.TT!!

I forfeit!

[Meuterei]

*hides and cowers*

[Linus]

It's all about supply and demand, Aeris.

AND WE DEMAND MORE COC- err, males!

[Knox]

I'll give you an erection...

...or wait, I can't. Bah!

[Linus]

Well, Lokki forfeited because she won't show me her nude pictures... I mean... her nude pictures of someone else. :P

AerisDragon, truth or dare?

[DK]

What's my punishment? TT.TT Be gentle!!

[Loony BoB]

Don't I get hard in different special places? Or is that just when it's cold? Coz it worked for both the cold AND being turned on "before"...

[Ally]

At least <i>I</i> can get some, unlike that Aeris person. Tch.

[MecaKane]

Yup, Linusia's a ho. :eek:

[Awrini]

*sits and quietly watches everybody else*

[Knox]

The best way to find out, Lola darling, is through repeated experimentation.

*experiments* :radred:

[Linus]

Originally posted by Lokki-ru
What's my punishment? TT.TT Be gentle!!

**Ties Lokki to the bed, wearing only her underwear.**

You have to stay like that for an hour. :joey:

[CloudDragon]

What about Cheffie and me, I get some from him...

Let's go for a change, TRUTH!

[Loony BoB]

Oh...


...Ohhh...

[I Love Shoyku]

Oh yes. I'm back. And by god I feel facking good.

[The Man]

Originally posted by Allen
At least I can get some, unlike that Aeris person. Tch. Somehow I can bet that AerisDragon won't be getting any 53x0r1ng from Allen.

Whew, that was great. *straightens rumpled skirt* Someday we'll need to try that with the skirt off. :love: :aimkiss:

Peace
Erin Brockovich

[abrojtm]

*skips other posts*
Alrighty then, since my name does have "bro" in it, I assume that my name should be changed to asisjtm, unless you have a better idea :D

[Linus]

Originally posted by AerisDragon
What about Cheffie and me, I get some from him...

Let's go for a change, TRUTH!

When did you lose your... hat?

[The Man]

Originally posted by abrojtm
*skips other posts*
Alrighty then, since my name does have "bro" in it, I assume that my name should be changed to asisjtm, unless you have a better idea :D abrajtm. It has bra in it.

Peace
Erin Brockovich

[Loony BoB]

Oh... oh... oh.... Kildy... oh... oh-

[Kami]

abrajtm. It has bra in it
bra... i like that word. *takes her bra off*

[CloudDragon]

OMG, you asked me that question...well...actually, two days ago.

I go, okay Linusia, your turn, you said not until 10, but I can't wait. Truth or Dare?

[I Love Shoyku]

*weeeeeeee* I ride pixies!

[Agent Proto]

ah Lokki-ru. What have Linusia done to you?

[The Man]

Originally posted by AerisDragon
OMG, you asked me that question...well...actually, two days ago.The whole point is that you're supposed to tell it for all to hear. Hmph. :rolleyes2

Peace
Erin Brockovich

[Linus]

I just went, Aeris, pick someone else. Besides, I'm busy with BaBe over here.

**Licks her lips and joins Kildarretta on Lola BaBe's ass...ets.**

[I Love Shoyku]

I created the earth. I love you Linus. <3

[DK]

She's abused me Protina TT.TT Help meeee

[Kami]

I WANT TO BE GENDER SWAPPED!!!!!!! ;_;

[CloudDragon]

Fine, okay then, Erin Brockovich, truth or dare?

[Loony BoB]

=o->8-<
=o->8-<
=o->8-<
=D->8-<

*glee*

[Agent Proto]

*frees Lokki-ru* =D *takes her into the closet*

[The Man]

Originally posted by AerisDragon
Fine, okay then, Erin Brockovich, truth or dare? Since I'm not at your "slumber party," I'm fairly sure I can't be truth-or-dared. *rolls eyes and wanders off to go shop*

Peace
Erin Brockovich

[MecaKane]

That closet's getting a lot of action.
Oh me of my.

[Knox]

Like omigawd. I need my BEAUTY REST.

*goes and naps*

[Meuterei]

Originally posted by Kildarretta
Like omigawd. I need my BEAUTY REST.

*goes and naps*

In your case, I think you'd have to go into a 60-year coma. Heh heh heh... :p

[Linus]

**Is double-teamed by Lola and Kildarretta.**

=D->8-<

[CloudDragon]

Hmm, if you're not here, you can apparantly here us and comment on what we're saying.

Fine then, I choose....Lola BaBe, truth or dare?

[Loony BoB]

I'm also going to... nap.

[Knox]

:eek:

:mad2:

Before I go, though...

Linusia, BoBa, sweethearts? Mind giving our Meuteria friend here a spanking of the non-sexual, pain-enducing variety?

[The Man]

Originally posted by AerisDragon
Hmm, if you're not here, you can apparantly here us and comment on what we're saying. Obviously, since everything you gals say is broadcast live on Teh EoFF Channel, as is everything everyone else who steps into this thread says. I thought it was obvious already. :rolleyes2

Peace
Erin Brockovich

[Linus]

**Jumps on the bed and snuggles up with Lola and Kildarretta.**

I think truth or dare is pretty much dead now. So much sexoring and whatnot.

[Meuterei]

Aw, hell... *RUNS*


"You tried to run, but escape was blocked!"

Uh-oh.

[Loony BoB]

Kildy is the sexiest non-Ashi/Ally/Ashley person to have walked this Earth, baby.

[CloudDragon]

Where's "Teh EoFF Channel", I can't find it anywhere, I wanna hear myself.

Okay, no Lola BaBe, okay then PROTINA, back to you apparantly, truth or dare?

[Knox]

*rewards BoBa thusly* :D

[Loony BoB]

Oh, almost forgot this.

*bitchslap*

I'm gonna go 'nap' now. Come, Kildy. In more than one way if you prefer.

[The Man]

Originally posted by Lola BaBe
Oh, almost forgot this.

*bitchslap*

I'm gonna go 'nap' now. Come, Kildy. In more than one way if you prefer. I'm bored. Everything at the shops was crap. Mind if I join you gals? ;)

Peace
Erin Brockovich

[Alpha]

http://www.hotgames.com/images/main/icon-ao.gif

[abrojtm]

Originally posted by Erin Brockovich
abrajtm. It has bra in it.

Peace
Erin Brockovich
Good idea!

[Knox]

Coming. :)

[Agent Proto]

Truth, baby. =^.^=

[CloudDragon]

Well then, sexoring it is. Well, I must go bye-bye too.

[I Love Shoyku]

I'm still here you sexy men :D. There's more than enough of me to go around ;);)

[Knox]

Very true, Lunch Lady. There does seem to be quite a bit of you.

Try Weight Watchers, sometime?

*crowd gasps*