Official EoFF Anniversary GENDER SWAP Thread!

[MecaKane]

BURN

[I Love Shoyku]

Like I've never heard that one. Bitch. (;P)

[Knox]

Buwahahah.

Just kidding, madam. I like them big, too. *drags Lunch Lady to bed*

[Fallenvampiricangel]

hm....i would join in...but what the hell can you do to this name?!
*points at name*

[I Love Shoyku]

Oh you wanna see breasts?

[Agent Proto]

Seems like the only admin changing names is not here. So tough luck. :(

[Night_Sword]

I've got love.

[Logan]

You guys/girls frighten me. Very much.

[Fallenvampiricangel]

bah, no madness for me....yet

[Awrini]

How enthusiastic... this is very great...

[Evelia]

Contrary to what my name may say, I am indeed a man.

The proof is here. ^^ I'm so hot.

[Shlup]

Holy freaking crap.

Thankfully, I have no gender. *hides from the madness*

[MecaKane]

Oh, what a manly man indeed.

[Agent Proto]

Indeed Kandy. ^_~

[The Man]

Originally posted by Protina
Seems like the only admin changing names is not here. So tough luck. :( I truly don't understand what's so offensive about changing names for a celebration anyway. Party poopers. :rolleyes2

Peace
Erin Brockovich

[Shiroi Kumo]

Originally posted by ShlupQuack
Holy freaking crap.

Thankfully, I have no gender. *hides from the madness* Hun, you do realise that when Rufio gets his hands on you, your name will be masculinized in any way he feels appropriate? 'Tis the rule of the day, dearie :)

Erin, I need to go to the washroom...*hint hint*

[The Man]

Hm... these three lurvely ladies beside me seem to have fallen asleep. I guess I have better stamina or something. I suppose I'll get up. ;)

Peace
Erin Brockovich

[Shlup]

What's more masculine then ShlupQuack?

Hmm...

ShpenisQutesti.

...

...Excellent.

[Agent Proto]

And so masculine too. :love:

[Shiroi Kumo]

Originally posted by ShlupQuack
ShpenisQutesti.Yep.

And Mandee=Mandel

There, everything fixed. :)

[Shlup]

Well let us all praise Rydia for not being here then. My vagina has been saved once again.

[The Man]

I'd say that's a reason not to praise Rufio. :) Shlup would clearly be a stud if she were a guy. :p

Peace
Erin Brockovich

[Shiroi Kumo]

Oh yah, I'd be all over Mandel like white on rice.

*leaves a PM for Rufio to check ShlupQuack's profile*

:evilking:

[TidaRalique]

We all know Rufio likes to... well I don't know what he likes to do.

[Shlup]

This discussion happened last year: BJ likes girls. I like being a girl.

However, if you'll notice, I did change my custom rank. I guess BJ'll just have to deal.

Hope he doesn't mind playing catcher 'cause I sure ain't gonna.

[Shiroi Kumo]

Originally posted by TinaRalique
We all know Rufio likes to... well I don't know what he likes to do. Ravage Derica at every opportunity, of course. He's got her chained to the stove, barefoot and pregnant :p

Originally posted by ShlupQuack
This discussion happened last year: BJ likes girls. I like being a girl.BJ could be Bobbie Jo, and how can you say you like being a girl if you've never tried being a guy? :p

[Acmlm]

<font color=faaade>I go away for 6-7 hours and this thread grows by 500 ... o_O;;

Hmm, I just noticed I don't even have my real name in my profile ... no obvious clue of me being a guy right now for people who don't know me :D
... until the anniversary fun is over ...

[The Amazing Spiderman]

Oh hell :D

[Night_Sword]

Whats the deal with this thead I mean gadsHkdsmgbfngbA?G???

End Communication?

[The Man]

*yawn* You people are so boring. :rolleyes2 Post, damn you.

And I personally think it'd be quite nice of the admins to change names while they're still online, but what do I know.

Night_Sword, I think it has to do with the anniversary of EoFF and stuff. Mäjken kinna explained it in the first post and elsewhere.

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Erin Brockovich

[Agent Proto]

This is a once a year gender-swapping party! If you don't understand, then don't post asking what's the deal. :\

[The Man]

pr00tina! There you are! ;)

Peace
Erin Brockovich

[Shiroi Kumo]

Don't mind N_S...nothing he posts has any merit to it...he's a wanna be script kiddie. Del has less spamming tendancies than this kid.

[CloudDragon]

I am here too, only for a couple posts though. So, anyone back up for a thread truth or dare, not a slumber party one xD

[The Man]

Well that was bitchy, Shiroi. :rolleyes2

Eh, sure, AD. It's not like there's anything else happening. :rolleyes2

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Erin Brockovich

[Pancaek]

I'm okay with that, but not for too long. *on a break from homework* Now if only someone could change my name... =F

[Shiroi Kumo]

Don't you call me a bitch, girlfriend...I'll f*** you up. *looks menacing*

[CloudDragon]

Alright then Erin, truth or dare?

[The Man]

*looks at Skye-man* O_o

Dare, definitely... :joey:

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Erin Brockovich

[Agent Proto]

ewww. :p

[The Amazing Spiderman]

*nods with Erin* :D

[Pancaek]

What are you implying?!/1?!? >=O

[The Man]

I'm implying that Skye-man is a stud. ;)

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Erin Brockovich

[omnitarian]

Why not Guye-man? :p

[The Amazing Spiderman]

Originally posted by Skye-chan
What are you implying?!/1?!? >=O
Oh yes. :D

[The Man]

Originally posted by omnitarina
Why not Guye-man? :p Good point. *nod* Although Guye-man might be overkill. Think I like Guye-chan. ;)

Actually, I like 'em all <3

Peace
Erin Brockovich

[Shiroi Kumo]

Skye-man is a total stud muffin :love:

But c'mon...what's the dare, Aeris??

[Pancaek]

Originally posted by Erin Brockovich
I'm implying that Skye-man is a stud. ;)
Je ne suis pas.

[Shiroi Kumo]

Originally posted by Skye-man
Je ne suis pas. You are too...deal with it.

[Night_Sword]

Shiroi: I'll do this the mature way, and instead of using petty insults apologize. I am sorry for using my Javascript without telling you what it would do. I will take what you said into consideration. I have no desire to make anyone on either message boards dislike me.

[The Man]

:love: @ teh skye

*snags 800th reply*
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Erin Brockovich

[Pancaek]

Originally posted by Bishoujo Senshi Shiroi Kumo!!
You are too...deal with it.
No I'm not. >=|!!1!!11

[The Man]

See my above post, please. <3

Peace
Erin Brockovich

[Shiroi Kumo]

Originally posted by Night_Sword
Shiroi: I'll do this the mature way, and instead of using petty insults apologize. I am sorry for using my Javascript without telling you what it would do. I will take what you said into consideration. I have no desire to make anyone on either message boards dislike me. Thank you. But the fact remains that what little you do post both here and there do not seem to be of any intellectual value. I don't know how or why you do this, but it does become annoying after a while.

Also, this thread is for the festivities here at EoFF. If you're going to chat in it, act like a girl. :p

You are too *gives luvluvs and valentines to Skye-man*

[Pancaek]

*burns teh luvluvs* >=O

[The Man]

I'll try a more direct approach. *straddles Skye-man's legs in a directly suggestive manner*

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Erin Brockovich

[Shiroi Kumo]

:whoa::sweat::cry::crying2::crying:

[The Man]

And with teh straddling done, I'm going to need to go to bed. You're welcome to come with me, Skye. In more than one way. ;)

It's a well-known fact that women's lusts increase at night, by the way. :)

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Erin Brockovich

[Agent Proto]

*consoles Bishoujo Senshi Shiroi Kumo!!* It's ok. We all get rejected at least once a lifetime.

[Pancaek]

*kills Erin* *eats her brain* *stuffs her corpse in a closet* *goes to bed*

[The Man]

Hm. That was not what I expected at all. Oh well. :o You win some, you lose some. *phoenix tail on self* *sleep*

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Erin Brockovich

[Shiroi Kumo]

Hey, no godmoding :-P

[Pancaek]

Now how am I godmoding? It's humanly possible to kill someone, eat their brain, stuff their corpse in a closet and go to bed. ;D

[Shiroi Kumo]

Yeah, but you can't do it all in one post :p

[Pancaek]

Why not? =)

[Shiroi Kumo]

Because that's godmoding :p

*sees a viscious (sp?) circle starting up*

[Del Murder]

If you don't want to read the first 28 pages, here's basically what it consists of:

Guy: *flexes*
Girl1: Hey there stud boy!
Girl2: Hey he's mine!
Girl3: No MINE!
Girl1: MINE!!!11
Girl2: *looks down* Whoah :whoa:
Girl3: *fondles Girl1's breasts*
Girl1: He's mine! mineminemienmineminemine
Guy: *flexes*

Come on people! Girls don't really act like horndogs.

*cries*

[Pancaek]

I don't see where else it says "no godmoding". =)

*kills BSSK* *eats her brain* *stuffs her corpse in a closet* *goes to bed*

[Shiroi Kumo]

Della, I only have 9 pages :p

Skye, call me Shiroi, lots easier :)

*replaces brain with Radio Shack replica*

[Pancaek]

They make brains at Radio Shack? Neat.

[Shoyku]

Originally posted by Skye-man
They make brains at Radio Shack? Neat.
They make everything at Radio Shack, have you been there lately?

[Acmlm]

<font color=faaade>21 pages for me ... and I'm not acting horny or anything. ;) (not doing much in the thread either, oh well)

Godmoding? When you kill someone, that person can't do anything after, so I don't see why you shouldn't be able to do the next 3 moves right after. ^_^

[Shiroi Kumo]

Originally posted by Shoykuria
They make everything at Radio Shack, have you been there lately? Too true.

Hey, hair dye is on sale at Shoppers!! *freaks out*

[Agent Proto]

There's a sale at Shoppers? Like, Omg!! I am soo there!

[Pancaek]

liek omg shoppers r sooooooooo dum

*goes to a hardware store*

[Shiroi Kumo]

Omg, Protina, this colour is sooo you! *picks up bottle of Chunking Red*

[Agent Proto]

Chunking Red? I don't know Shiroi. =^.^=

[Shiroi Kumo]

Ohh, just try it! *waves hand loose-wristly in the air* If you don't like it, I'll dye it back for you *picks up bottle of Tina's natural colour*

[Agent Proto]

Ok. =^.^= Chunking Red then!!

[Del Murder]

^_^ You look so cute in that! I'm so jealous. Why does everything bad happen to me?

[Shlup]

Seems like everytime we have an event thread, Erin/Aaron tries to sex it up with one of the ladies/gents?.

Also, BJ has accepted his role as Bobbie Jo.

[Aika]

DEAR GOD WHAT AN AWFUL AWFUL SPAM FEST! KILL IT!! KILL IT ALLLLLL!!!!!!

i should make use of this gender swap thing for once!

*in man voice* duuuurr me man! me controlled by thingy in my pants! Beer taste good me have big belly but think i can get Cindy Crawford! My body can go to hell but nooooo the WOMAN has to be pretty! Me only date woman who are 'hot'! Me wantie sex now now now!

*okay that was a little harsh i guess im quite bitter today o_0*

[Del Murder]

Ok, my turn.

I'm a woman. Not a girl, or chick, or babe. Though I want to be pretty, I don't want you to stare at me for long periods of time. I'm ugly, I'm fat. You should know exactly what I'm feeling at all moments of the day. You should do nice things for me and buy me presents becuase just knowing me is reward enough. So you owe me. I am independent and I don't need you. I can do what I want. You can do what I want. Your wants? You want what I want. You better take care of me, but never say so, because I can take care of myself. I think men and women should split the bill, but you better pay for me every time we go out. I never make sense, but you better the hell understand.

Too harsh?

[Aika]

dont forget 'if i ask if i look too fat in these pants you better as HELL tell me thr truth but it better be something good!' :p

[Del Murder]

Oh that's my favorite. Tell me honestly what you think but it better be what I want to hear.

[BatChao]

Too bad I was at school all day or I mighta taken part of this madness... ah well... Maybe next year.

[Gene Ohm]

Is it over?
Can I go back to being myself now? *hopehopehope*

Hey.. my name.... O.o;

~NOT QUITE Celeste

[Shlup]

It's never over. It just keeps going and going.... *dies*

[Zell]

Well, I suppose Rufio won't be back for a while... We just have to wait.

[I Love Shoyku]

Oh no. I went to bed. I was tired. =(

[Mikztsu]

Ok, I wanna be a female again.

[Citizen Bleys]

Heh; So many comments to make--I missed a whole *day*

1) Allen loves ALL the fine ladies out there. *wink*
So you're Allen Schezar, right?

2) ...Kalen's already pretty manly...

3) Hey, I am NOT a sex fiend. If I was, I'd be all over the prostitutes.
But you are.

4) kami1004: Well, since you came on with a Zero Enna avatar and "kami" (Japanese for "god") in your name, I just changed the 'kami' to its female form and gave you a Kizna Towryk avatar. It's a reverse-reverse gender thing. In case it's not saved, your old avatar is at http://www.eyesonff.com/bleys/kami1004.jpg. (took this on as a special case 'cause I love Pilot Candidate ;p)

5) BaBe's right; since everyone in this thread is getting a reversal, it's the same people hitting on the same people. Leave this thread for a while and hit on people who *haven't* been sex-changed. Especially newbies who don't know what is going on and don't know your real gender :D

[Danni]

Wow, I missed a whole day of gender swapped goodness. Suck.

Leena's right though, go confuse the n00B's. ^_^ It's more fun than sitting aroun s3x0ring all day long. ;)

[DK]

It is? :O~~~~~

[Agent Proto]

yay! Now let's get Tom-ru back here. ^_~

[MecaKane]

Originally posted by Leena
Allen loves ALL the fine ladies out there. *wink*
So you're Allen Schezar, right?

Pssh, he's not cool enough to be cool Allen. :o

[Nait]

Originally posted by Leena
5) BaBe's right; since everyone in this thread is getting a reversal, it's the same people hitting on the same people. Leave this thread for a while and hit on people who *haven't* been sex-changed. Especially newbies who don't know what is going on and don't know your real gender :D


I don't hit on anyone. :cry:

[Agent Proto]

Hi Danni. =^.~= Do you swing both ways?

[abrojtm]

Is it almost over? Zelda's getting tired of being in the rear.

EDIT: If you can't tell by Link's face, he's getting really sore.

[Shiroi Kumo]

Originally posted by ShpenisQutesti
BJ has accepted his role as Bobbie Jo. Pfft, that didn't take much, did it Mandel? :p


Originally posted by Leena
...since everyone in this thread is getting a reversal, it's the same people hitting on the same people.Yunalesca's never hit on me once. I'm getting more action in this thread as a girl then I ever did anywhere else being male. I'm not going anywhere, thankyaverymuch. *grabs a chair and waits for the gender swap to cease*

Cheers.

[Citizen Bleys]

Er...the Gender Swap (as well as 3rd anniversary festivities) are going on all weekend. Sunday/Monday everyone should be back. (*dies* It's gonna take a *long* time to get everybody...

[Shiroi Kumo]

That's okay, I could get used to these...*bounces around*

[Nait]

Ha, you think you have fun? I get to rip penises off with wooden spoons. :D

[Citizen Bleys]

Yeah, I'll get you to help out when it comes time to turn all the guys back into girls.

[Yunalesca]

*returns*

O_O bloomin' 'eck...over 10 pages since I was last here XD

[Shiroi Kumo]

Yeah, and I have to get going...we'll have to flirt another time, hun. :(

[Fallenvampiricangel]

MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*kicks Yuna Man Dude between the legs*
*leans back*

[Yunalesca]

what was that for XO! Stupid...;_; my poor crown jewels

(XD)

[Twisted Heat]

Me me me! Pick me!! I wanna be a girl for a while

[Agent Proto]

Hi. TH. ^_~ *takes Twisted Heat with her into a closet*

[Twisted Heat]

Originally posted by Protina
Hi. TH. ^_~ *takes Twisted Heat with her into a closet*

uhm, I dunno if that's what I meant buddy, but, OK ^_~

[Conqueror Cats]

Holy crap 29 pages! What a spam-fest. Are we really that unhappy with our genders? Btw, "Conqueress" is well enough but what are you going to do with cats?

OOC: How long has there been an "attack" option below each person's posts? You know, the place with edit, warn, pm, etc?

[Halan]

Holy crap, 29 pages? I'm not reading all of that! This is worse than last year! On a side note, I'm almost positive that this is why Loony_BoB is in Matt's closet. I could be wrong though.

People already think that I'm a guy, how could I possibly change it to make it more manly?

[Loony BoB]

*orgasms her way back into the thread*

[Halan]

I feel sorry for all of our younger members.

[Loony BoB]

I believe I'm in Matt's closet because Unne wouldn't sing.

[Agent Proto]

And to see that I'm one of the few with over 50 posts in this thread. xD

[Twisted Heat]

Manlan? I dunno. ahah
Halan Manan

[Nait]

<i>Oh, Yuna, oh Yuna,
You smell like tuna,
Your ghastly dirty socks,
Give me the smallpox,
And your bras, they make me itch,
Every time I hear your voice I twitch...
But Yuna, oh Yuna,
You are MY sweet tuna,
I snuggle your socks,
And share your pox,
I wish I'd known you soonah!</i>


<small>*wields brandingiron*</small>

[Agent Proto]

I'm going to change. ^_~;;

[Loony BoB]

YUNA MAN DUDE WEARS A BRA?

[Halan]

Originally posted by Twisted Heat
Manlan? I dunno. ahah
Halan Manan

Uuhhhhhhh....no.

[Agent Proto]

I remember that Halan was just Hal last time. =^.^=

[Nait]

Originally posted by Lola BaBe
YUNA MAN DUDE WEARS A BRA?


Crossdresser.

[Ally]

I would've thought it was some weird fetish.

[Halan]

My name sucks. Dangit.

[Twisted Heat]

RAWR!! Use it! *shakes fist*

[Advent Child]

*waits for the name to change*

[Night_Sword]

Whoever changed my name is my hero.

[Citizen Bleys]

Glad to be of service.

[Conqueror Cats]

heh, sweet , I am catty.

ANYBODY WANT TO FIGHT? ANYBODY? I WILL SLAP YOU AND CLAW YOU AND PULL YOUR HAIR!!!

Awesome, it's so me.

[TidaRalique]

Oh you so wish.

[Miki]

Can I please be Male now?

[CloudDragon]

Originally posted by H. Alan
My name sucks. Dangit.

You should have had it change to Van Halan(or Halen, whichever).

Anyway, what is going on in here now, no more truth or dare? xD

[Aryn]

*brups loudly* Hey, where are the babes that where around last night??

[MecaKane]

What's the H stand for?
Hung? :whoa:

[CloudDragon]

Howard probably, but good guess on Hung.

Well my sexyness of a lady is right here.

[Alpha]

Susan Powter? Meh, works for me.


*luvluvs teh guys*

[Miki]

hehehe, Check out my muscles ^^

*hits on all the ladies*

[MecaKane]

Oh my! They're so big, and... muscley. :love:
*swoon*

[Citizen Bleys]

Originally posted by KandyKane
What's the H stand for?
Hung? :whoa:

Hentai.

[MecaKane]

Hentai's good, too.
I mean.. it's dirty and sick and wrong. << >>

[CloudDragon]

More like is dirty, erotic, and right.

[I Love Shoyku]

*walks into thread*

[CloudDragon]

Hey Lunch Lady, wanna do it in the cafeteria? *is a lesbo*

[Miki]

*poses*

[Citizen Bleys]

Originally posted by KandyKane
Hentai's good, too.
I mean.. it's dirty and sick and wrong. << >>

I would have thought you'd still like hentai as a female, Kane. I know lots of females who like hentai.

[CloudDragon]

Including Me. *growls*

[Del Murder]

Personally I think it's degrading.

[MecaKane]

Originally posted by Leena
I would have thought you'd still like hentai as a female, Kane. I know lots of females who like hentai.

Still, still? Who who, wha wha?
*prances away crying*

[Linus]

Originally posted by Mickey
*poses*

**Tackles.**

I'm gonna make you my man!

**Seduces Mickey.** Purrrr. :)

[Rydia of Mist]

*leans on a wall* Wow, y'all are still here?

[Leeza]

*swaggers in*

Hi, Rufio. Where's the action?

[Rydia of Mist]

I ain't seein' any action 'round here. All the hot chix0rz are gone or somethin'. Guess they couldn't handle my overwhelming manlyness.

[Leeza]

Their loss, I guess. They don't know what they're missing. ;)

[Miki]

Rufio, Lee Za, we make better(and hotter) guys, than the guys do ^^

*is seduced*

[Leeza]

We'd be ch1x magnets, if there were any ch1x0rz around.

*fl3x0rz*

[Rydia of Mist]

*fl3x0r* I mean, who wouldn't want this, huh?

[Leeza]

No female in their right mind could possibly be able to resist our masculinity.

Where are they?

[Night_Sword]

..o..k...backs away slowly while nodding her head.

[Rydia of Mist]

She's probably a lesbo.

[Linus]

**Walks in all sexy-like, wearing a short leather skirt and little else.**

Why, hello boys. :joey:

**Drops a pen on the ground behind her.**

Oh no, I seem to have dropped my pen... ~_^

**Turns around and bends all the way over to retrieve the pen, then looks back at the drooling guys.**

Hey Mickey, how've you been, tough guy?

[Leeza]

Hey, Mickey. She seems to like you.

[Awrini]

*sneaks up behind people*

[Rydia of Mist]

Hot-CHA... Nice ass...ets.

[Linus]

Well of course, Rufio. I try to keep my ass...ets in tip-top shape. ~_^

[The Amazing Spiderman]

oh freaking hell!

[Miki]

*scopes*

hehe, nice view ;)

[Linus]

Oh Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind! **Giggles and twirls some hair around her finger.**

[The Amazing Spiderman]

*Nods with post from above*

[Agent Proto]

Hi boys. Protina is back. =^.^=

[Linus]

Originally posted by Gwen Stacy
*Nods with post from above*

No... you... didn't.

YOU BEST STAY OFF MY MAN IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!

[/pms]

[Twisted Heat]

Hahaha!
OMG, that's the exact name I had in mMind

damn...I'm so kufcin' hot, it's incredible!
<B>*smite*</B>

*53x0r5 Rufio, Mickey AND Lee*

OUU Protina *lesbians with Protina*

<B>EDIT BY RY-- er, RUFIO: That was a tad too risqué of a pic, even for THIS topic.</B>

[Citizen Bleys]

Protina's avatar is picking her nose *nods*

[Agent Proto]

No way. :(

[Linus]

Protina's avatar is pretty. *nods*

[Rydia of Mist]

Oo, baby. You know how I like it.

[Citizen Bleys]

Sure looks like it.

[The Amazing Spiderman]

No, it's scratchin' her nose. =0

[Twisted Heat]

*sigh*
no one gets to behold the beauty that is me

can I attach it Rufio?

[Miki]

I knew that In Heat couldn't wait to get me into the sack!!.

But I'm just so Gorgeous that it's obvious why *flexes*

[Linus]

**Threatens to pull out Leena's hair.**

PROTINA'S AVATAR IS PRETTY AND THAT'S FINAL!

Edit: Mickey, at least I have a little class. In Heat is just a slutty little whore. I just want to get to know you better, darling. :)

[Agent Proto]

My avatar isn't picking her nose! TT.TT

[Citizen Bleys]

*crosses arms*

You wanna get catty, bitch?

EDIT: Yes, she is.

[Twisted Heat]

Originally posted by Mickey
I knew that In Heat couldn't wait to get me into the sack!!.

But I'm just so Gorgeous that it's obvious why *flexes*

pfft....I'm In Heat
I'll get into the sack with ANYONE

[Linus]

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

**Flies into a rage and rips off most of Leena's clothes.**

Oh, I'm sorry, those clothes looked great on you!

**Pretends to pity Leena but then lunges at her, fingernails sharpened.**

[Citizen Bleys]

*kicks*
*bites*
*throws mud and excrement*

Don't ask me where I got the excrement.

[The Amazing Spiderman]

Who will get the 1000th post anyway? =|

[Twisted Heat]

Fine...I'm sexy and I'm proud *attatches*

*kicks Leena*

[Citizen Bleys]

NO QUESTIONS!

[Ally]

Ooh, I came back just in time for a cat fight. *grabs popcorn and watches*

[Awrini]

I dont wanna know...

*throws herself into a fire*

[Citizen Bleys]

Originally posted by Allen
Ooh, I came back just in time for a cat fight. *grabs popcorn and watches*

We're supposed to use cats? *is a blonde*

[Linus]

**Wipes excrement off of her face and arms, then ruffles it into Leena's hair.**

Head and Shoulders that, BITCH!

**Spreads rumors.**

Leena has crabs, and she doesn't wash her hands after she uses the bathroom, and she reuses her pads over and over and over!

[Twisted Heat]

*pulls Enana's hair, and back into the ring*

*scratches at Leena*

[Agent Proto]

heehee. You go girl! *high fives Linusia*

[Citizen Bleys]

Originally posted by Madame Linusia dePopo
**Spreads rumors.**

Leena has crabs, and she doesn't wash her hands after she uses the bathroom, and she reuses her pads over and over and over!

Haha, don't you know anything? Rumors are things that aren't true! That means that those aren't rumors at all!

Ba ha ha, don't YOU look stupid!

[Linus]

**Throws crabs at Leena, watching them pinch her into a bloody mess.**

They're true, now!

**Scratches Leena.**

[Citizen Bleys]

Alright, that does it. It's time to start this "cat fight"

*throws a siamese at Linusia*

[Linus]

Yuck, this pussy smells awful. Where'd you find it? Behind your DUMPSTER OF A HOUSE?

**Hurls a Russian Blue and Hairless cat at Leena.**

[Agent Proto]

*throws mud at Leena*

Take that you inconsiderate bitch. =^.^=

[Linus]

Way to go, Protina!

SEXY AVATAR POWAH!

[Citizen Bleys]

Tee-hee, silly! I don't even live in a dumpster, I live in a brothel!

You call this a cat? Don't make me giggle.

*unleashes an adult siberian tiger*

EDIT: Sure that's not snot, Protina? From all the nose-picking?

[The Amazing Spiderman]

I'll bet a buck for Leena :D

[Linus]

**Rides the tiger.**

Is this the best you can do?

**Unleashes Godzilla... with little kitty cat ears taped to his head.**

ATTACK, LEENA! GO GODZILLA KITTY!

[Citizen Bleys]

Originally posted by Madame Linusia dePopo
**Rides the tiger.**


Must...resist...perverted...comment...

[The Amazing Spiderman]

Garfield will kill it on a blow. :joey:

[Meuterei]

*runs in, flashes boobies, runs back out*

Oh wait, I still haven't been genderized. Disregard.

...EDIT... oh shit, they DID get me! :whoa:

[Citizen Bleys]

You said "blow"

*runs in, flashes boobies, runs back out*

Oh wait, I still haven't been genderized. Disregard.

Check again Neuterei.

[Agent Proto]

I choose you, Meowth!!

<img src="http://www.officetimes.com/images/meowth.gif">

Attack Leena!

[Linus]

Leena, you dumb bitchy blonde, "**Rides the tiger.**" was a perverted comment in itself! I HATE WHEN YOU SAY THAT!

**Castrates a bunch of cats with a pointy spoon and throws them at Leena.**

[The Amazing Spiderman]

well....er.......Eat him?

[Citizen Bleys]

*eats the pussy*

[Agent Proto]

<img src="http://www.eagb.net/gameboy/image_reviews/meowth.gif">

Cat Punch!!

*Leena loses 50 HP*

[Linus]

Oh, that feels so good...

Oh.. you meant the cat.

**Blushes.**

[Citizen Bleys]

Time for me to unleash MY pet...Sean!

http://citizenbleys.virtualave.net/halfbaked/drunk_kitty.jpg

[Agent Proto]

That's a nice drunk pussy there Leena. =^.^=

[Linus]

**Steals the cat's beer.**

[Citizen Bleys]

Mickey! Attack!

http://citizenbleys.virtualave.net/halfbaked/gilette.jpg

[Miki]

*S3x0r5 In Heat*

Carry on fighting Ladies...

[Citizen Bleys]

You're supposed to fight, Mickey!

http://citizenbleys.virtualave.net/halfbaked/pussyfu.jpg

[Meuterei]

ROFLMAO @ Leena's cat...

[Linus]

Mickey, you man-whore! I see you'll just sleep with any 'ole AIDs infested thing that wanders into your pants. I have higher morals than THAT!

**Writes her number on Mickey's hand.**

**Kills the hairless cat.**

[Citizen Bleys]

If you'd said Leena's pussy instead of Leena's cat, you'd have been neutered again

[The Amazing Spiderman]

Pokemon, huh?


Fear my paint CAT!

[Agent Proto]

Come on Linusia, let's not waste our time with Leena. =^.~=

[Linus]

Leena, were we fighting earlier? Oh well. Let's just go shopping for lingerie for our men.

[Awrini]

that isn't the first time i've been flicked off by a cat...

[Citizen Bleys]

I must go for the night...in my place, you will face my champion...Allen!

http://citizenbleys.virtualave.net/halfbaked/tabby.jpg

[The Amazing Spiderman]

:eek: holy puss!

[Linus]

Good night, Leena.

**Tapes a "AIDs infected!!! BEWARE!" sign on Leena's back as she leaves.**

[Citizen Bleys]

Tch, everybody knows, I don't need a sign.

My parting gift :D (http://www.eyesonff.com/bleys/cats.mpg) (EDIT: That gets deleted when the anniversary is over, so if you like it, save it)

[Agent Proto]

Come on Linusia. =^.~=;;

[Linus]

That's a great movie there, Leena. The pretty pink-haired cat is quite the cat's meow.

[The Amazing Spiderman]

*nods with Linusia*

[Agent Proto]

That was very nice Leena. =^.^=

[omnitarian]

Originally posted by Protina
<img src="http://www.eagb.net/gameboy/image_reviews/meowth.gif">

Cat Punch!!

*Leena loses 50 HP*

-gasp- Cat Punch only does 20 HP damage! Whee! I'm a pokemon she-nerd! ~teehee

[Linus]

**Takes card into image editor.**

This says the opponent can choose a Pokemon and have cat punch deal 50 damage to it if it lands on tails. Bitch. :P

[Shiroi Kumo]

Too...many...cute...guys...can't...handle...

*explodes*

[Halan]

*flex* Aww, no one here. Oh well.

*scratches self*

[Nojiko]

****Throws $500 worth of Cat-nip on Leena****

:| I demand my name to be changed to JokuraYume. xDDD

- ,^

[Citizen Bleys]

Originally posted by Madame Linusia dePopo
That's a great movie there, Leena. The pretty pink-haired cat is quite the cat's meow.

*chuckles* Yeah, Kizna's...something else, alright.

[Gene Ohm]

This is going to go on forever isnt it?

But if you cant beat them..

*flexs muscles and twitchs tail*
Hello ladys

~NOT Celeste

[Meuterei]

Uhh...

(plays dumb)

Is it just me, or do all the guys around here lately look like women in disguises??

Or am I just blonde?

[Ermack]

Hi everyone im new this looks interesting... *sex changes, is now female* .. this will be interesting

[Gene Ohm]

*spots a fellow demonic genome in the thread*
Well hello there, someone better call heaven, cos one of their angels is missing ^_~

*I always wanted to use one of them crubmy chat up lines.. xD*

~NOT Celeste

[Ermack]

*smites dark Y* bad pick up line bad! lmto

[Dubbelmackan]

I see as I'm now a female....I could use a new name :p


*walks around admiring his female body*

[Gene Ohm]

lmto
*smites Ermack for phrase stealing*

*sees Dubbie*

Hello there..

~NOT Celeste

[Dubbelmackan]

*looks at Dark Y* ...hi *blushes*