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MecaKane
12-06-2002, 03:15 AM
BURN

I Love Shoyku
12-06-2002, 03:15 AM
Like I've never heard that one. Bitch. (;P)

Knox
12-06-2002, 03:17 AM
Buwahahah.

Just kidding, madam. I like them big, too. *drags Lunch Lady to bed*

Fallenvampiricangel
12-06-2002, 03:18 AM
hm....i would join in...but what the hell can you do to this name?!
*points at name*

I Love Shoyku
12-06-2002, 03:18 AM
Oh you wanna see breasts?

Ace Protorney
12-06-2002, 03:19 AM
Seems like the only admin changing names is not here. So tough luck. :(

Night_Sword
12-06-2002, 03:19 AM
I've got love.

Logan
12-06-2002, 03:19 AM
You guys/girls frighten me. Very much.

Fallenvampiricangel
12-06-2002, 03:23 AM
bah, no madness for me....yet

Awrini
12-06-2002, 03:23 AM
How enthusiastic... this is very great...

Evelia
12-06-2002, 03:33 AM
Contrary to what my name may say, I am indeed a man.

The proof is here. ^^ I'm so hot.

Shlup
12-06-2002, 03:39 AM
Holy freaking crap.

Thankfully, I have no gender. *hides from the madness*

MecaKane
12-06-2002, 03:39 AM
Oh, what a manly man indeed.

Ace Protorney
12-06-2002, 03:40 AM
Indeed Kandy. ^_~

The Man
12-06-2002, 03:55 AM
Originally posted by Protina
Seems like the only admin changing names is not here. So tough luck. :( I truly don't understand what's so offensive about changing names for a celebration anyway. Party poopers. :rolleyes2

Peace
Erin Brockovich

Shiroi Kumo
12-06-2002, 03:56 AM
Originally posted by ShlupQuack
Holy freaking crap.

Thankfully, I have no gender. *hides from the madness* Hun, you do realise that when Rufio gets his hands on you, your name will be masculinized in any way he feels appropriate? 'Tis the rule of the day, dearie :)

Erin, I need to go to the washroom...*hint hint*

The Man
12-06-2002, 04:01 AM
Hm... these three lurvely ladies beside me seem to have fallen asleep. I guess I have better stamina or something. I suppose I'll get up. ;)

Peace
Erin Brockovich

Shlup
12-06-2002, 04:03 AM
What's more masculine then ShlupQuack?

Hmm...

ShpenisQutesti.

...

...Excellent.

Ace Protorney
12-06-2002, 04:05 AM
And so masculine too. :love:

Shiroi Kumo
12-06-2002, 04:05 AM
Originally posted by ShlupQuack
ShpenisQutesti.Yep.

And Mandee=Mandel

There, everything fixed. :)

Shlup
12-06-2002, 04:06 AM
Well let us all praise Rydia for not being here then. My vagina has been saved once again.

The Man
12-06-2002, 04:07 AM
I'd say that's a reason not to praise Rufio. :) Shlup would clearly be a stud if she were a guy. :p

Peace
Erin Brockovich

Shiroi Kumo
12-06-2002, 04:08 AM
Oh yah, I'd be all over Mandel like white on rice.

*leaves a PM for Rufio to check ShlupQuack's profile*

:evilking:

TidaRalique
12-06-2002, 04:08 AM
We all know Rufio likes to... well I don't know what he likes to do.

Shlup
12-06-2002, 04:10 AM
This discussion happened last year: BJ likes girls. I like being a girl.

However, if you'll notice, I did change my custom rank. I guess BJ'll just have to deal.

Hope he doesn't mind playing catcher 'cause I sure ain't gonna.

Shiroi Kumo
12-06-2002, 04:11 AM
Originally posted by TinaRalique
We all know Rufio likes to... well I don't know what he likes to do. Ravage Derica at every opportunity, of course. He's got her chained to the stove, barefoot and pregnant :p

Originally posted by ShlupQuack
This discussion happened last year: BJ likes girls. I like being a girl.BJ could be Bobbie Jo, and how can you say you like being a girl if you've never tried being a guy? :p

Acmlm
12-06-2002, 04:17 AM
<font color=faaade>I go away for 6-7 hours and this thread grows by 500 ... o_O;;

Hmm, I just noticed I don't even have my real name in my profile ... no obvious clue of me being a guy right now for people who don't know me :D
... until the anniversary fun is over ...

The Amazing Spiderman
12-06-2002, 04:37 AM
Oh hell :D

Night_Sword
12-06-2002, 04:41 AM
Whats the deal with this thead I mean gadsHkdsmgbfngbA?G???

End Communication?

The Man
12-06-2002, 04:42 AM
*yawn* You people are so boring. :rolleyes2 Post, damn you.

And I personally think it'd be quite nice of the admins to change names while they're still online, but what do I know.

Night_Sword, I think it has to do with the anniversary of EoFF and stuff. Mjken kinna explained it in the first post and elsewhere.

Peace
Erin Brockovich

Ace Protorney
12-06-2002, 04:44 AM
This is a once a year gender-swapping party! If you don't understand, then don't post asking what's the deal. :\

The Man
12-06-2002, 04:46 AM
pr00tina! There you are! ;)

Peace
Erin Brockovich

Shiroi Kumo
12-06-2002, 04:46 AM
Don't mind N_S...nothing he posts has any merit to it...he's a wanna be script kiddie. Del has less spamming tendancies than this kid.

CloudDragon
12-06-2002, 04:47 AM
I am here too, only for a couple posts though. So, anyone back up for a thread truth or dare, not a slumber party one xD

The Man
12-06-2002, 04:48 AM
Well that was bitchy, Shiroi. :rolleyes2

Eh, sure, AD. It's not like there's anything else happening. :rolleyes2

Peace
Erin Brockovich

Pancaek
12-06-2002, 04:49 AM
I'm okay with that, but not for too long. *on a break from homework* Now if only someone could change my name... =F

Shiroi Kumo
12-06-2002, 04:50 AM
Don't you call me a bitch, girlfriend...I'll f*** you up. *looks menacing*

CloudDragon
12-06-2002, 04:51 AM
Alright then Erin, truth or dare?

The Man
12-06-2002, 04:57 AM
*looks at Skye-man* O_o

Dare, definitely... :joey:

Peace
Erin Brockovich

Ace Protorney
12-06-2002, 04:59 AM
ewww. :p

The Amazing Spiderman
12-06-2002, 05:00 AM
*nods with Erin* :D

Pancaek
12-06-2002, 05:00 AM
What are you implying?!/1?!? >=O

The Man
12-06-2002, 05:02 AM
I'm implying that Skye-man is a stud. ;)

Peace
Erin Brockovich

omnitarian
12-06-2002, 05:02 AM
Why not Guye-man? :p

The Amazing Spiderman
12-06-2002, 05:03 AM
Originally posted by Skye-chan
What are you implying?!/1?!? >=O
Oh yes. :D

The Man
12-06-2002, 05:04 AM
Originally posted by omnitarina
Why not Guye-man? :p Good point. *nod* Although Guye-man might be overkill. Think I like Guye-chan. ;)

Actually, I like 'em all <3

Peace
Erin Brockovich

Shiroi Kumo
12-06-2002, 05:08 AM
Skye-man is a total stud muffin :love:

But c'mon...what's the dare, Aeris??

Pancaek
12-06-2002, 05:08 AM
Originally posted by Erin Brockovich
I'm implying that Skye-man is a stud. ;)
Je ne suis pas.

Shiroi Kumo
12-06-2002, 05:09 AM
Originally posted by Skye-man
Je ne suis pas. You are too...deal with it.

Night_Sword
12-06-2002, 05:10 AM
Shiroi: I'll do this the mature way, and instead of using petty insults apologize. I am sorry for using my Javascript without telling you what it would do. I will take what you said into consideration. I have no desire to make anyone on either message boards dislike me.

The Man
12-06-2002, 05:10 AM
:love: @ teh skye

*snags 800th reply*
Peace
Erin Brockovich

Pancaek
12-06-2002, 05:11 AM
Originally posted by Bishoujo Senshi Shiroi Kumo!!
You are too...deal with it.
No I'm not. >=|!!1!!11

The Man
12-06-2002, 05:12 AM
See my above post, please. <3

Peace
Erin Brockovich

Shiroi Kumo
12-06-2002, 05:14 AM
Originally posted by Night_Sword
Shiroi: I'll do this the mature way, and instead of using petty insults apologize. I am sorry for using my Javascript without telling you what it would do. I will take what you said into consideration. I have no desire to make anyone on either message boards dislike me. Thank you. But the fact remains that what little you do post both here and there do not seem to be of any intellectual value. I don't know how or why you do this, but it does become annoying after a while.

Also, this thread is for the festivities here at EoFF. If you're going to chat in it, act like a girl. :p

You are too *gives luvluvs and valentines to Skye-man*

Pancaek
12-06-2002, 05:20 AM
*burns teh luvluvs* >=O

The Man
12-06-2002, 05:22 AM
I'll try a more direct approach. *straddles Skye-man's legs in a directly suggestive manner*

Peace
Erin Brockovich

Shiroi Kumo
12-06-2002, 05:23 AM
:whoa::sweat::cry::crying2::crying:

The Man
12-06-2002, 05:26 AM
And with teh straddling done, I'm going to need to go to bed. You're welcome to come with me, Skye. In more than one way. ;)

It's a well-known fact that women's lusts increase at night, by the way. :)

Peace
Erin Brockovich

Ace Protorney
12-06-2002, 05:27 AM
*consoles Bishoujo Senshi Shiroi Kumo!!* It's ok. We all get rejected at least once a lifetime.

Pancaek
12-06-2002, 05:27 AM
*kills Erin* *eats her brain* *stuffs her corpse in a closet* *goes to bed*

The Man
12-06-2002, 05:28 AM
Hm. That was not what I expected at all. Oh well. :o You win some, you lose some. *phoenix tail on self* *sleep*

Peace
Erin Brockovich

Shiroi Kumo
12-06-2002, 05:29 AM
Hey, no godmoding :-P

Pancaek
12-06-2002, 05:31 AM
Now how am I godmoding? It's humanly possible to kill someone, eat their brain, stuff their corpse in a closet and go to bed. ;D

Shiroi Kumo
12-06-2002, 05:34 AM
Yeah, but you can't do it all in one post :p

Pancaek
12-06-2002, 05:36 AM
Why not? =)

Shiroi Kumo
12-06-2002, 05:36 AM
Because that's godmoding :p

*sees a viscious (sp?) circle starting up*

Del Murder
12-06-2002, 05:39 AM
If you don't want to read the first 28 pages, here's basically what it consists of:

Guy: *flexes*
Girl1: Hey there stud boy!
Girl2: Hey he's mine!
Girl3: No MINE!
Girl1: MINE!!!11
Girl2: *looks down* Whoah :whoa:
Girl3: *fondles Girl1's breasts*
Girl1: He's mine! mineminemienmineminemine
Guy: *flexes*

Come on people! Girls don't really act like horndogs.

*cries*

Pancaek
12-06-2002, 05:39 AM
I don't see where else it says "no godmoding". =)

*kills BSSK* *eats her brain* *stuffs her corpse in a closet* *goes to bed*

Shiroi Kumo
12-06-2002, 05:41 AM
Della, I only have 9 pages :p

Skye, call me Shiroi, lots easier :)

*replaces brain with Radio Shack replica*

Pancaek
12-06-2002, 05:42 AM
They make brains at Radio Shack? Neat.

Shoyku
12-06-2002, 05:43 AM
Originally posted by Skye-man
They make brains at Radio Shack? Neat.
They make everything at Radio Shack, have you been there lately?

Acmlm
12-06-2002, 05:43 AM
<font color=faaade>21 pages for me ... and I'm not acting horny or anything. ;) (not doing much in the thread either, oh well)

Godmoding? When you kill someone, that person can't do anything after, so I don't see why you shouldn't be able to do the next 3 moves right after. ^_^

Shiroi Kumo
12-06-2002, 05:46 AM
Originally posted by Shoykuria
They make everything at Radio Shack, have you been there lately? Too true.

Hey, hair dye is on sale at Shoppers!! *freaks out*

Ace Protorney
12-06-2002, 05:47 AM
There's a sale at Shoppers? Like, Omg!! I am soo there!

Pancaek
12-06-2002, 05:48 AM
liek omg shoppers r sooooooooo dum

*goes to a hardware store*

Shiroi Kumo
12-06-2002, 05:50 AM
Omg, Protina, this colour is sooo you! *picks up bottle of Chunking Red*

Ace Protorney
12-06-2002, 05:54 AM
Chunking Red? I don't know Shiroi. =^.^=

Shiroi Kumo
12-06-2002, 06:05 AM
Ohh, just try it! *waves hand loose-wristly in the air* If you don't like it, I'll dye it back for you *picks up bottle of Tina's natural colour*

Ace Protorney
12-06-2002, 06:17 AM
Ok. =^.^= Chunking Red then!!

Del Murder
12-06-2002, 06:24 AM
^_^ You look so cute in that! I'm so jealous. Why does everything bad happen to me?

Shlup
12-06-2002, 06:35 AM
Seems like everytime we have an event thread, Erin/Aaron tries to sex it up with one of the ladies/gents?.

Also, BJ has accepted his role as Bobbie Jo.

Aika
12-06-2002, 06:35 AM
DEAR GOD WHAT AN AWFUL AWFUL SPAM FEST! KILL IT!! KILL IT ALLLLLL!!!!!!

i should make use of this gender swap thing for once!

*in man voice* duuuurr me man! me controlled by thingy in my pants! Beer taste good me have big belly but think i can get Cindy Crawford! My body can go to hell but nooooo the WOMAN has to be pretty! Me only date woman who are 'hot'! Me wantie sex now now now!

*okay that was a little harsh i guess im quite bitter today o_0*

Del Murder
12-06-2002, 06:47 AM
Ok, my turn.

I'm a woman. Not a girl, or chick, or babe. Though I want to be pretty, I don't want you to stare at me for long periods of time. I'm ugly, I'm fat. You should know exactly what I'm feeling at all moments of the day. You should do nice things for me and buy me presents becuase just knowing me is reward enough. So you owe me. I am independent and I don't need you. I can do what I want. You can do what I want. Your wants? You want what I want. You better take care of me, but never say so, because I can take care of myself. I think men and women should split the bill, but you better pay for me every time we go out. I never make sense, but you better the hell understand.

Too harsh?

Aika
12-06-2002, 07:07 AM
dont forget 'if i ask if i look too fat in these pants you better as HELL tell me thr truth but it better be something good!' :p

Del Murder
12-06-2002, 07:12 AM
Oh that's my favorite. Tell me honestly what you think but it better be what I want to hear.

BatChao
12-06-2002, 07:49 AM
Too bad I was at school all day or I mighta taken part of this madness... ah well... Maybe next year.

Gene Ohm
12-06-2002, 08:21 AM
Is it over?
Can I go back to being myself now? *hopehopehope*

Hey.. my name.... O.o;

~NOT QUITE Celeste

Shlup
12-06-2002, 09:19 AM
It's never over. It just keeps going and going.... *dies*

Zell
12-06-2002, 09:39 AM
Well, I suppose Rufio won't be back for a while... We just have to wait.

I Love Shoyku
12-06-2002, 11:27 AM
Oh no. I went to bed. I was tired. =(

Mikztsu
12-06-2002, 03:19 PM
Ok, I wanna be a female again.

Citizen Bleys
12-06-2002, 03:34 PM
Heh; So many comments to make--I missed a whole *day*

1) Allen loves ALL the fine ladies out there. *wink*
So you're Allen Schezar, right?

2) ...Kalen's already pretty manly...

3) Hey, I am NOT a sex fiend. If I was, I'd be all over the prostitutes.
But you are.

4) kami1004: Well, since you came on with a Zero Enna avatar and "kami" (Japanese for "god") in your name, I just changed the 'kami' to its female form and gave you a Kizna Towryk avatar. It's a reverse-reverse gender thing. In case it's not saved, your old avatar is at http://www.eyesonff.com/bleys/kami1004.jpg. (took this on as a special case 'cause I love Pilot Candidate ;p)

5) BaBe's right; since everyone in this thread is getting a reversal, it's the same people hitting on the same people. Leave this thread for a while and hit on people who *haven't* been sex-changed. Especially newbies who don't know what is going on and don't know your real gender :D

Danni
12-06-2002, 05:32 PM
Wow, I missed a whole day of gender swapped goodness. Suck.

Leena's right though, go confuse the n00B's. ^_^ It's more fun than sitting aroun s3x0ring all day long. ;)

DK
12-06-2002, 05:41 PM
It is? :O~~~~~

Ace Protorney
12-06-2002, 05:51 PM
yay! Now let's get Tom-ru back here. ^_~

MecaKane
12-06-2002, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by Leena
Allen loves ALL the fine ladies out there. *wink*
So you're Allen Schezar, right?

Pssh, he's not cool enough to be cool Allen. :o

Nait
12-06-2002, 06:05 PM
Originally posted by Leena
5) BaBe's right; since everyone in this thread is getting a reversal, it's the same people hitting on the same people. Leave this thread for a while and hit on people who *haven't* been sex-changed. Especially newbies who don't know what is going on and don't know your real gender :D


I don't hit on anyone. :cry:

Ace Protorney
12-06-2002, 06:08 PM
Hi Danni. =^.~= Do you swing both ways?

abrojtm
12-06-2002, 06:14 PM
Is it almost over? Zelda's getting tired of being in the rear.

EDIT: If you can't tell by Link's face, he's getting really sore.

Shiroi Kumo
12-06-2002, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by ShpenisQutesti
BJ has accepted his role as Bobbie Jo. Pfft, that didn't take much, did it Mandel? :p


Originally posted by Leena
...since everyone in this thread is getting a reversal, it's the same people hitting on the same people.Yunalesca's never hit on me once. I'm getting more action in this thread as a girl then I ever did anywhere else being male. I'm not going anywhere, thankyaverymuch. *grabs a chair and waits for the gender swap to cease*

Cheers.

Citizen Bleys
12-06-2002, 07:01 PM
Er...the Gender Swap (as well as 3rd anniversary festivities) are going on all weekend. Sunday/Monday everyone should be back. (*dies* It's gonna take a *long* time to get everybody...

Shiroi Kumo
12-06-2002, 07:01 PM
That's okay, I could get used to these...*bounces around*

Nait
12-06-2002, 07:04 PM
Ha, you think you have fun? I get to rip penises off with wooden spoons. :D

Citizen Bleys
12-06-2002, 07:09 PM
Yeah, I'll get you to help out when it comes time to turn all the guys back into girls.

Yunalesca
12-06-2002, 07:16 PM
*returns*

O_O bloomin' 'eck...over 10 pages since I was last here XD

Shiroi Kumo
12-06-2002, 07:21 PM
Yeah, and I have to get going...we'll have to flirt another time, hun. :(

Fallenvampiricangel
12-06-2002, 07:42 PM
MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*kicks Yuna Man Dude between the legs*
*leans back*

Yunalesca
12-06-2002, 07:48 PM
what was that for XO! Stupid...;_; my poor crown jewels

(XD)

Twisted Heat
12-06-2002, 08:11 PM
Me me me! Pick me!! I wanna be a girl for a while

Ace Protorney
12-06-2002, 08:12 PM
Hi. TH. ^_~ *takes Twisted Heat with her into a closet*

Twisted Heat
12-06-2002, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by Protina
Hi. TH. ^_~ *takes Twisted Heat with her into a closet*

uhm, I dunno if that's what I meant buddy, but, OK ^_~

Conqueror Cats
12-06-2002, 08:24 PM
Holy crap 29 pages! What a spam-fest. Are we really that unhappy with our genders? Btw, "Conqueress" is well enough but what are you going to do with cats?

OOC: How long has there been an "attack" option below each person's posts? You know, the place with edit, warn, pm, etc?

Halan
12-06-2002, 08:34 PM
Holy crap, 29 pages? I'm not reading all of that! This is worse than last year! On a side note, I'm almost positive that this is why Loony_BoB is in Matt's closet. I could be wrong though.

People already think that I'm a guy, how could I possibly change it to make it more manly?

Loony BoB
12-06-2002, 08:34 PM
*orgasms her way back into the thread*

Halan
12-06-2002, 08:35 PM
I feel sorry for all of our younger members.

Loony BoB
12-06-2002, 08:37 PM
I believe I'm in Matt's closet because Unne wouldn't sing.

Ace Protorney
12-06-2002, 08:37 PM
And to see that I'm one of the few with over 50 posts in this thread. xD

Twisted Heat
12-06-2002, 08:37 PM
Manlan? I dunno. ahah
Halan Manan

Nait
12-06-2002, 08:38 PM
<i>Oh, Yuna, oh Yuna,
You smell like tuna,
Your ghastly dirty socks,
Give me the smallpox,
And your bras, they make me itch,
Every time I hear your voice I twitch...
But Yuna, oh Yuna,
You are MY sweet tuna,
I snuggle your socks,
And share your pox,
I wish I'd known you soonah!</i>


<small>*wields brandingiron*</small>

Ace Protorney
12-06-2002, 08:38 PM
I'm going to change. ^_~;;

Loony BoB
12-06-2002, 08:39 PM
YUNA MAN DUDE WEARS A BRA?

Halan
12-06-2002, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by Twisted Heat
Manlan? I dunno. ahah
Halan Manan

Uuhhhhhhh....no.

Ace Protorney
12-06-2002, 08:43 PM
I remember that Halan was just Hal last time. =^.^=

Nait
12-06-2002, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by Lola BaBe
YUNA MAN DUDE WEARS A BRA?


Crossdresser.

Ally
12-06-2002, 08:46 PM
I would've thought it was some weird fetish.

Halan
12-06-2002, 08:49 PM
My name sucks. Dangit.

Twisted Heat
12-06-2002, 08:57 PM
RAWR!! Use it! *shakes fist*

Advent Child
12-06-2002, 09:04 PM
*waits for the name to change*

Night_Sword
12-06-2002, 09:44 PM
Whoever changed my name is my hero.

Citizen Bleys
12-06-2002, 10:13 PM
Glad to be of service.

Conqueror Cats
12-06-2002, 10:34 PM
heh, sweet , I am catty.

ANYBODY WANT TO FIGHT? ANYBODY? I WILL SLAP YOU AND CLAW YOU AND PULL YOUR HAIR!!!

Awesome, it's so me.

TidaRalique
12-06-2002, 10:39 PM
Oh you so wish.

Miki
12-06-2002, 11:12 PM
Can I please be Male now?

CloudDragon
12-06-2002, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by H. Alan
My name sucks. Dangit.

You should have had it change to Van Halan(or Halen, whichever).

Anyway, what is going on in here now, no more truth or dare? xD

Aryn
12-06-2002, 11:38 PM
*brups loudly* Hey, where are the babes that where around last night??

MecaKane
12-06-2002, 11:39 PM
What's the H stand for?
Hung? :whoa:

CloudDragon
12-06-2002, 11:47 PM
Howard probably, but good guess on Hung.

Well my sexyness of a lady is right here.

Alpha
12-07-2002, 12:16 AM
Susan Powter? Meh, works for me.


*luvluvs teh guys*

Miki
12-07-2002, 12:22 AM
hehehe, Check out my muscles ^^

*hits on all the ladies*

MecaKane
12-07-2002, 12:25 AM
Oh my! They're so big, and... muscley. :love:
*swoon*

Citizen Bleys
12-07-2002, 12:27 AM
Originally posted by KandyKane
What's the H stand for?
Hung? :whoa:

Hentai.

MecaKane
12-07-2002, 12:31 AM
Hentai's good, too.
I mean.. it's dirty and sick and wrong. << >>

CloudDragon
12-07-2002, 12:50 AM
More like is dirty, erotic, and right.

I Love Shoyku
12-07-2002, 12:51 AM
*walks into thread*

CloudDragon
12-07-2002, 01:00 AM
Hey Lunch Lady, wanna do it in the cafeteria? *is a lesbo*

Miki
12-07-2002, 02:08 AM
*poses*

Citizen Bleys
12-07-2002, 02:10 AM
Originally posted by KandyKane
Hentai's good, too.
I mean.. it's dirty and sick and wrong. << >>

I would have thought you'd still like hentai as a female, Kane. I know lots of females who like hentai.

CloudDragon
12-07-2002, 02:11 AM
Including Me. *growls*

Del Murder
12-07-2002, 02:15 AM
Personally I think it's degrading.

MecaKane
12-07-2002, 02:34 AM
Originally posted by Leena
I would have thought you'd still like hentai as a female, Kane. I know lots of females who like hentai.

Still, still? Who who, wha wha?
*prances away crying*

Linus
12-07-2002, 03:25 AM
Originally posted by Mickey
*poses*

**Tackles.**

I'm gonna make you my man!

**Seduces Mickey.** Purrrr. :)

Doofhull
12-07-2002, 03:27 AM
*leans on a wall* Wow, y'all are still here?

Leeza
12-07-2002, 03:41 AM
*swaggers in*

Hi, Rufio. Where's the action?

Doofhull
12-07-2002, 03:43 AM
I ain't seein' any action 'round here. All the hot chix0rz are gone or somethin'. Guess they couldn't handle my overwhelming manlyness.

Leeza
12-07-2002, 03:45 AM
Their loss, I guess. They don't know what they're missing. ;)

Miki
12-07-2002, 03:46 AM
Rufio, Lee Za, we make better(and hotter) guys, than the guys do ^^

*is seduced*

Leeza
12-07-2002, 03:48 AM
We'd be ch1x magnets, if there were any ch1x0rz around.

*fl3x0rz*

Doofhull
12-07-2002, 03:48 AM
*fl3x0r* I mean, who wouldn't want this, huh?

Leeza
12-07-2002, 03:51 AM
No female in their right mind could possibly be able to resist our masculinity.

Where are they?

Night_Sword
12-07-2002, 03:52 AM
..o..k...backs away slowly while nodding her head.

Doofhull
12-07-2002, 03:53 AM
She's probably a lesbo.

Linus
12-07-2002, 03:54 AM
**Walks in all sexy-like, wearing a short leather skirt and little else.**

Why, hello boys. :joey:

**Drops a pen on the ground behind her.**

Oh no, I seem to have dropped my pen... ~_^

**Turns around and bends all the way over to retrieve the pen, then looks back at the drooling guys.**

Hey Mickey, how've you been, tough guy?

Leeza
12-07-2002, 04:06 AM
Hey, Mickey. She seems to like you.

Awrini
12-07-2002, 04:09 AM
*sneaks up behind people*

Doofhull
12-07-2002, 04:10 AM
Hot-CHA... Nice ass...ets.

Linus
12-07-2002, 04:11 AM
Well of course, Rufio. I try to keep my ass...ets in tip-top shape. ~_^

The Amazing Spiderman
12-07-2002, 04:12 AM
oh freaking hell!

Miki
12-07-2002, 04:13 AM
*scopes*

hehe, nice view ;)

Linus
12-07-2002, 04:14 AM
Oh Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind! **Giggles and twirls some hair around her finger.**

The Amazing Spiderman
12-07-2002, 04:24 AM
*Nods with post from above*

Ace Protorney
12-07-2002, 04:27 AM
Hi boys. Protina is back. =^.^=

Linus
12-07-2002, 04:28 AM
Originally posted by Gwen Stacy
*Nods with post from above*

No... you... didn't.

YOU BEST STAY OFF MY MAN IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!

[/pms]

Twisted Heat
12-07-2002, 04:29 AM
Hahaha!
OMG, that's the exact name I had in mMind

damn...I'm so kufcin' hot, it's incredible!
<B>*smite*</B>

*53x0r5 Rufio, Mickey AND Lee*

OUU Protina *lesbians with Protina*

<B>EDIT BY RY-- er, RUFIO: That was a tad too risqu of a pic, even for THIS topic.</B>

Citizen Bleys
12-07-2002, 04:30 AM
Protina's avatar is picking her nose *nods*

Ace Protorney
12-07-2002, 04:31 AM
No way. :(

Linus
12-07-2002, 04:31 AM
Protina's avatar is pretty. *nods*

Doofhull
12-07-2002, 04:32 AM
Oo, baby. You know how I like it.

Citizen Bleys
12-07-2002, 04:33 AM
Sure looks like it.

The Amazing Spiderman
12-07-2002, 04:34 AM
No, it's scratchin' her nose. =0

Twisted Heat
12-07-2002, 04:34 AM
*sigh*
no one gets to behold the beauty that is me

can I attach it Rufio?

Miki
12-07-2002, 04:34 AM
I knew that In Heat couldn't wait to get me into the sack!!.

But I'm just so Gorgeous that it's obvious why *flexes*

Linus
12-07-2002, 04:35 AM
**Threatens to pull out Leena's hair.**

PROTINA'S AVATAR IS PRETTY AND THAT'S FINAL!

Edit: Mickey, at least I have a little class. In Heat is just a slutty little whore. I just want to get to know you better, darling. :)

Ace Protorney
12-07-2002, 04:35 AM
My avatar isn't picking her nose! TT.TT

Citizen Bleys
12-07-2002, 04:36 AM
*crosses arms*

You wanna get catty, bitch?

EDIT: Yes, she is.

Twisted Heat
12-07-2002, 04:37 AM
Originally posted by Mickey
I knew that In Heat couldn't wait to get me into the sack!!.

But I'm just so Gorgeous that it's obvious why *flexes*

pfft....I'm In Heat
I'll get into the sack with ANYONE

Linus
12-07-2002, 04:38 AM
OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

**Flies into a rage and rips off most of Leena's clothes.**

Oh, I'm sorry, those clothes looked great on you!

**Pretends to pity Leena but then lunges at her, fingernails sharpened.**

Citizen Bleys
12-07-2002, 04:39 AM
*kicks*
*bites*
*throws mud and excrement*

Don't ask me where I got the excrement.

The Amazing Spiderman
12-07-2002, 04:39 AM
Who will get the 1000th post anyway? =|

Twisted Heat
12-07-2002, 04:39 AM
Fine...I'm sexy and I'm proud *attatches*

*kicks Leena*

Citizen Bleys
12-07-2002, 04:40 AM
NO QUESTIONS!

Ally
12-07-2002, 04:40 AM
Ooh, I came back just in time for a cat fight. *grabs popcorn and watches*

Awrini
12-07-2002, 04:40 AM
I dont wanna know...

*throws herself into a fire*

Citizen Bleys
12-07-2002, 04:41 AM
Originally posted by Allen
Ooh, I came back just in time for a cat fight. *grabs popcorn and watches*

We're supposed to use cats? *is a blonde*

Linus
12-07-2002, 04:41 AM
**Wipes excrement off of her face and arms, then ruffles it into Leena's hair.**

Head and Shoulders that, BITCH!

**Spreads rumors.**

Leena has crabs, and she doesn't wash her hands after she uses the bathroom, and she reuses her pads over and over and over!

Twisted Heat
12-07-2002, 04:42 AM
*pulls Enana's hair, and back into the ring*

*scratches at Leena*

Ace Protorney
12-07-2002, 04:42 AM
heehee. You go girl! *high fives Linusia*

Citizen Bleys
12-07-2002, 04:42 AM
Originally posted by Madame Linusia dePopo
**Spreads rumors.**

Leena has crabs, and she doesn't wash her hands after she uses the bathroom, and she reuses her pads over and over and over!

Haha, don't you know anything? Rumors are things that aren't true! That means that those aren't rumors at all!

Ba ha ha, don't YOU look stupid!

Linus
12-07-2002, 04:44 AM
**Throws crabs at Leena, watching them pinch her into a bloody mess.**

They're true, now!

**Scratches Leena.**

Citizen Bleys
12-07-2002, 04:44 AM
Alright, that does it. It's time to start this "cat fight"

*throws a siamese at Linusia*

Linus
12-07-2002, 04:46 AM
Yuck, this pussy smells awful. Where'd you find it? Behind your DUMPSTER OF A HOUSE?

**Hurls a Russian Blue and Hairless cat at Leena.**

Ace Protorney
12-07-2002, 04:46 AM
*throws mud at Leena*

Take that you inconsiderate bitch. =^.^=

Linus
12-07-2002, 04:47 AM
Way to go, Protina!

SEXY AVATAR POWAH!

Citizen Bleys
12-07-2002, 04:47 AM
Tee-hee, silly! I don't even live in a dumpster, I live in a brothel!

You call this a cat? Don't make me giggle.

*unleashes an adult siberian tiger*

EDIT: Sure that's not snot, Protina? From all the nose-picking?

The Amazing Spiderman
12-07-2002, 04:48 AM
I'll bet a buck for Leena :D

Linus
12-07-2002, 04:48 AM
**Rides the tiger.**

Is this the best you can do?

**Unleashes Godzilla... with little kitty cat ears taped to his head.**

ATTACK, LEENA! GO GODZILLA KITTY!

Citizen Bleys
12-07-2002, 04:49 AM
Originally posted by Madame Linusia dePopo
**Rides the tiger.**


Must...resist...perverted...comment...

The Amazing Spiderman
12-07-2002, 04:49 AM
Garfield will kill it on a blow. :joey:

Meuterei
12-07-2002, 04:49 AM
*runs in, flashes boobies, runs back out*

Oh wait, I still haven't been genderized. Disregard.

...EDIT... oh shit, they DID get me! :whoa:

Citizen Bleys
12-07-2002, 04:49 AM
You said "blow"

*runs in, flashes boobies, runs back out*

Oh wait, I still haven't been genderized. Disregard.

Check again Neuterei.

Ace Protorney
12-07-2002, 04:50 AM
I choose you, Meowth!!

<img src="http://www.officetimes.com/images/meowth.gif">

Attack Leena!

Linus
12-07-2002, 04:50 AM
Leena, you dumb bitchy blonde, "**Rides the tiger.**" was a perverted comment in itself! I HATE WHEN YOU SAY THAT!

**Castrates a bunch of cats with a pointy spoon and throws them at Leena.**

The Amazing Spiderman
12-07-2002, 04:51 AM
well....er.......Eat him?

Citizen Bleys
12-07-2002, 04:52 AM
*eats the pussy*

Ace Protorney
12-07-2002, 04:53 AM
<img src="http://www.eagb.net/gameboy/image_reviews/meowth.gif">

Cat Punch!!

*Leena loses 50 HP*

Linus
12-07-2002, 04:53 AM
Oh, that feels so good...

Oh.. you meant the cat.

**Blushes.**

Citizen Bleys
12-07-2002, 04:53 AM
Time for me to unleash MY pet...Sean!

http://citizenbleys.virtualave.net/halfbaked/drunk_kitty.jpg

Ace Protorney
12-07-2002, 04:55 AM
That's a nice drunk pussy there Leena. =^.^=

Linus
12-07-2002, 04:55 AM
**Steals the cat's beer.**

Citizen Bleys
12-07-2002, 04:55 AM
Mickey! Attack!

http://citizenbleys.virtualave.net/halfbaked/gilette.jpg

Miki
12-07-2002, 04:56 AM
*S3x0r5 In Heat*

Carry on fighting Ladies...

Citizen Bleys
12-07-2002, 04:56 AM
You're supposed to fight, Mickey!

http://citizenbleys.virtualave.net/halfbaked/pussyfu.jpg

Meuterei
12-07-2002, 04:57 AM
ROFLMAO @ Leena's cat...

Linus
12-07-2002, 04:57 AM
Mickey, you man-whore! I see you'll just sleep with any 'ole AIDs infested thing that wanders into your pants. I have higher morals than THAT!

**Writes her number on Mickey's hand.**

**Kills the hairless cat.**

Citizen Bleys
12-07-2002, 04:57 AM
If you'd said Leena's pussy instead of Leena's cat, you'd have been neutered again

The Amazing Spiderman
12-07-2002, 04:58 AM
Pokemon, huh?


Fear my paint CAT!

Ace Protorney
12-07-2002, 04:59 AM
Come on Linusia, let's not waste our time with Leena. =^.~=

Linus
12-07-2002, 04:59 AM
Leena, were we fighting earlier? Oh well. Let's just go shopping for lingerie for our men.

Awrini
12-07-2002, 04:59 AM
that isn't the first time i've been flicked off by a cat...

Citizen Bleys
12-07-2002, 05:00 AM
I must go for the night...in my place, you will face my champion...Allen!

http://citizenbleys.virtualave.net/halfbaked/tabby.jpg

The Amazing Spiderman
12-07-2002, 05:00 AM
:eek: holy puss!

Linus
12-07-2002, 05:02 AM
Good night, Leena.

**Tapes a "AIDs infected!!! BEWARE!" sign on Leena's back as she leaves.**

Citizen Bleys
12-07-2002, 05:04 AM
Tch, everybody knows, I don't need a sign.

My parting gift :D (http://www.eyesonff.com/bleys/cats.mpg) (EDIT: That gets deleted when the anniversary is over, so if you like it, save it)

Ace Protorney
12-07-2002, 05:04 AM
Come on Linusia. =^.~=;;

Linus
12-07-2002, 05:11 AM
That's a great movie there, Leena. The pretty pink-haired cat is quite the cat's meow.

The Amazing Spiderman
12-07-2002, 05:15 AM
*nods with Linusia*

Ace Protorney
12-07-2002, 05:22 AM
That was very nice Leena. =^.^=

omnitarian
12-07-2002, 05:38 AM
Originally posted by Protina
<img src="http://www.eagb.net/gameboy/image_reviews/meowth.gif">

Cat Punch!!

*Leena loses 50 HP*

-gasp- Cat Punch only does 20 HP damage! Whee! I'm a pokemon she-nerd! ~teehee

Linus
12-07-2002, 05:48 AM
**Takes card into image editor.**

This says the opponent can choose a Pokemon and have cat punch deal 50 damage to it if it lands on tails. Bitch. :P

Shiroi Kumo
12-07-2002, 07:37 AM
Too...many...cute...guys...can't...handle...

*explodes*

Halan
12-07-2002, 08:08 AM
*flex* Aww, no one here. Oh well.

*scratches self*

Nojiko
12-07-2002, 11:56 AM
****Throws $500 worth of Cat-nip on Leena****

:| I demand my name to be changed to JokuraYume. xDDD

- ,^

Citizen Bleys
12-07-2002, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by Madame Linusia dePopo
That's a great movie there, Leena. The pretty pink-haired cat is quite the cat's meow.

*chuckles* Yeah, Kizna's...something else, alright.

Gene Ohm
12-07-2002, 03:09 PM
This is going to go on forever isnt it?

But if you cant beat them..

*flexs muscles and twitchs tail*
Hello ladys

~NOT Celeste

Meuterei
12-07-2002, 03:20 PM
Uhh...

(plays dumb)

Is it just me, or do all the guys around here lately look like women in disguises??

Or am I just blonde?

Ermack
12-07-2002, 05:25 PM
Hi everyone im new this looks interesting... *sex changes, is now female* .. this will be interesting

Gene Ohm
12-07-2002, 05:28 PM
*spots a fellow demonic genome in the thread*
Well hello there, someone better call heaven, cos one of their angels is missing ^_~

*I always wanted to use one of them crubmy chat up lines.. xD*

~NOT Celeste

Ermack
12-07-2002, 05:36 PM
*smites dark Y* bad pick up line bad! lmto

Dubbelmackan
12-07-2002, 05:39 PM
I see as I'm now a female....I could use a new name :p


*walks around admiring his female body*

Gene Ohm
12-07-2002, 05:41 PM
lmto
*smites Ermack for phrase stealing*

*sees Dubbie*

Hello there..

~NOT Celeste

Dubbelmackan
12-07-2002, 05:44 PM
*looks at Dark Y* ...hi *blushes*