The Great Oh My God Some Oldbies Just Posted Thread

[Loony BoB]

>_>

<_<

*hides avatar*

[Citizen Bleys]

Originally posted by Linus
Quick question. Have I been here long enough to spam the hell out of this topic too? -_-. I don't feel worthy.

Yes. You're an oldbie.

[Linus]

Aww, you mean it? Of course you don't.

**Clicks Attack.**

[Citizen Bleys]

Yeah, you're right, that's why I'm defecating on your head.

[Agent Proto]

I've been around to remember NeX!

[Linus]

Ha! You might THINK it was my head you were defecating upon, but it was actually Hsu. Sorry Hsu.

[Loony BoB]

Poor Zello :(

[Dr Unne]

Linus, I think the only way anyone likes you is if you leave for over a year and then come back.

[bossker]

Last I heard, this thread was for important people only...that doesn't include you Linus.


Get out!
:mad2:

[Linus]

Originally posted by Dr Unne
Linus, I think the only way anyone likes you is if you leave for over a year and then come back.

;_;

You're either saying nobody likes me, or that I should leave for a year.

I'm gonna cry.

[Loony BoB]

Originally posted by Dr Unne
Linus, I think the only way anyone likes you is if you leave for over a year and then come back.

...and then bossker posted.

[Agent Proto]

I think he was only joking. ;)

bossker!! w00t! *slaps your arse*

[Emerald Aeris]

I left for a year and still nobody likes me. :D

...

*leaves again*

[Agent Proto]

No. o_-;

[Linus]

Originally posted by bossker
Last I heard, this thread was for important people only...that doesn't include you Linus.


Get out!
:mad2:

Nice to see you too, bossker. Maybe I should just ****ing leave.

[Citizen Bleys]

Elyse, tons of people like you. All you need to be liked at EoFF is..er...how to say this...

breasts.

[Daventhalas]

I left for a year!

Hell, I even had a pm about the 2001 elections sitting in my private message area.... and something about some knights of the round table.... or something.

@_@

[bossker]

I have breasts.....mmmmhmmmm.

And while I'm on the subject...

*demands the NeX be changed to bossker in the title*

I was Great before Bleys pissed in a kitty litter. And don't forget to make the "b" lower-case...its my style donchaknow?

(that was completely off the subject wasn't it? Ah well, I was distracted by the placement of Proto's hand upon my buttock)

[Citizen Bleys]

See what I mean? Even bossker's man-breasts make him popular with the guys and Proto.

[Dr Unne]

You people are really starting to freak me out. Where the heck did you all come from? Is there some place where oldbies go to hide for a year and scheme EoFF's destruction by returning all at once?

[Loony BoB]

"AIM"

EDIT: I bet Unne doesn't even know that some oldbies still go to #eoff every now and then.

[Citizen Bleys]

BoB made them all come back.

If I'd tried to make them all come back, they would have told me in precise scatological terms where I could shove my sharpest paring knife.

[Loony BoB]

I prefer to use the term <s>'manipulated'</s> ... <s>'forced'</s> ... <s>'begged'</s> ... <s>'pleasured'</s>

... yeah, I made 'em, I did.

[Raistlin]

*doesn't have breasts*

Then why does everyone like me? :P

None of us olbies listen to Bleys. I listen to the voice in my head. *nods*

[Agent Proto]

Don't you have manbreasts? =o

[Daventhalas]

I listen to Raisty 'cause he threatens to kill me a lot of the time....


....and I think he may be able to do it... @_@

[Agent Proto]

Sad. You should learn to back off and say no once in awhile.

[Rirse]

Even so I never really lefted (I am a semi-lurker), I will post in this thread anyway. Welcome back everyone to EoFF. At the times of stuff coming back, even the belated Twisted RPG Theatre board came back to life at http://twistedrpg.nulani.net for the first time in two years. *huggles Usa and everyone who came back* :D

[Raistlin]

I got manbreasts. But if you go by small manbreasts, then won't everyone be liked? *confuzzled*

Daven is my new lackey since Britt got an ego.

[Rirse]

Following the tradition of using a old avatar here, I using the old Miguel avatar from Chrono Cross. This was one of my old favorites before gaining custom avatar access. Heck, I even found my old signature I used to use here a lot (it the only one to be find on Homestead's archives).

[Raistlin]

I need to get off my arse and get my old avatar back. heh

[edczxcvbnm]

All these old people coming back...pffft. They will not last. If they did then they would like...still be..posting..and stuff. Yeah...That'll work. *shifty eyes*

[Raistlin]

Yeah, good one, ed.

*kick*

Hmm...*doesn't have anything else to say*

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Good work. *feeds you brownies*

[Raistlin]

Brownies! Woohoo!

*eats them all*


EDIT:

<i>"Even bossker's man breasts make him popular with the guys and Proto."</i>
-Bleys

Just noticed that. Hehe. *laughs*

[Rirse]

Look what I found Raistlin. When finding stuff for my board (mention eariler), I saw a avatar laying around on the floor. It was you're old blond hair mage avatar, a bit larger, but still good. Take it and use it well my son.

[Roogle]

Exactly how many posts do you plan on making this thread? Five hundred, or what?

Does the madness EVER stop?

[Raistlin]

That was my one from tGA(thanks anyway, though; I didn't have that one either). :P


Actually, it was this one, which I just made:

[Rirse]

Hehe, didn't remember that avatar. Must been from the eariler Ezboard days.

[Raistlin]

No, actually it's from the vBB days, but about a year ago, Bleys messed with Britt and my avatar, and I've been lazy. Hehe

Actually, at first, if I remember correctly, I started out with the picture you posted. However, Unne said you couldn't make it out correctly in 60x60, so I changed it. Meh

[Agent Proto]

I think Raistlin used this!

[Raistlin]

I was just in the middle of changing that very image to 60x60. Saved me the trouble.

Yes, Proto has it right. How the *arf* did you people get it, anyway? :P

[Agent Proto]

I do believe I still have a thread saved from the past on my harddrive. It only has so few avatars saved. I have skank's Sephiroth avatar he used, and Britt's avatar and stuff. Not much though. I think skank was using this avatar.


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[Raistlin]

He was? That doesn't look familiar.

[IGN64skanker]

Yeah, that was one of my first Avs, I think... It was from homegirl Glass Shard's website.

bOSSKER! This place is going nuts with old people. And sorry about calling you Krel, Erik. I know how much that sucks... that guy seemed a little off when I met him. Anyway, no more oldbies are allowed to come back... unless I like them.

[Big Ogre Umaro]

*obligatory Lady Raven reference*

WesLY, your nerd message board history is lacking. That's all I have to say about that.

[Daventhalas]

Wha??? I'm Raist's lackey? :(


Ah well, I guess I better... or he might kick me or something. @_@

[Raistlin]

No, I'll kick you anyway. *kick*

*stomps BUO's face in*

Fat Fred Savage. :P

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Originally posted by Raistlin
Fat Fred Savage. :P
*takes notes*

[Rirse]

What is up with the name of the title? Firsti about Rasitlin, then NeX, now BOU?

[Raistlin]

That's just another reason Loony Bin's insane.

And, yes, BUO hates being called a fat version of Fred Savage.

[Loony BoB]

Oh yeah man. I had to do so much to get BOU of all people to come back here, considering he's one of the ONLY LEGITIMATE OLDBIES HERE if you actually take into account the fact that you guys haven't been here for months. Really, you're just newbies, now. You got so old, you died and had to be reborn. I can't believe I even bothered with that title. It should say newbies, coz you're all just new now. In fact, there are so few real oldbies who have actually been here all the while. BOU... Unne... Rocko... uh... dunno. But yeah. I wouldn't be surprised if some of the people you guys call newbies have been at Eyes on Final Fantasy longer than you's.

Mikey is cool and I love him.

[Raistlin]

LOL. I've been coming here for over 3 years. The total time I've been away <i>might</i> equal a year, at most. So I've still been here for over 2 years, if I go by your definition(which I don't, but I'm humoring you).
Anyways, quit complaining about being a newbie. :P

You had to work to make BOU come back? He actually <i>listened</i> to you?

*turns to BUO*

Michael, are you turning soft? :P

[Loony BoB]

I'm a newbie by choice, and the best one there is, at that >=]

Hmm. Oh yeah. That Mikey. Such hard work. Hoo boy. Took me forever.

[Raistlin]

I remember when I was invading/rebelling at TifaL's old EzBoard, and I tried to convince Umy to join(Hell, I got <i>Bleys</i> to join, though he was just dying for an excuse to spam. :P). He wouldn't budge, and I talked to him for over an hour on ICQ(this was about the time, btw Bleys, that the "waiter wars" started). Hehe

[Citizen Bleys]

BOU's still a better goat farmer than you are.

[Raistlin]

Hardly. He even admitted he sucked in Frig7. :P

I admit, however, he does look better in a dress.

[Citizen Bleys]

Even though he sucked, he was still a better goat farmer than you.

[Raistlin]

No. I am an awesome goat farmer.

[Loony BoB]

Everyone loves Mikey. He's big. That's true goat-farming talent, right there.

[Raistlin]

*kicks Loony Bin*

You don't even know what we're talking about, n00b. :P

[Loony BoB]

You're right. I'm more of the goat-herding kind. I just like to make fun of you.

[Raistlin]

Goat herders suck. You guys wouldn't BE here if it wasn't for us hard working goat farmers.

[Loony BoB]

I know. You go do your hard work and I'll walk around in the fields and eat straw.

Chop-chop.

[CloudDragon]

Originally posted by Rirse
What is up with the name of the title? Firsti about Rasitlin, then NeX, now BOU?

Its BoB Gone Wild Volume 3.

[Raistlin]

*idea*

BooBs gone wild!!!!

*ROFL*

[Loony BoB]

I didn't do it.

[Raistlin]

Suuure ya didn't, Loony.

*pat pat*

[Loony BoB]

No, seriously, I didn't =o

[CloudDragon]

*points* Volume one and two are over there, but its gonna cost you.

[Raistlin]

Yeah, yeah, Booby. I believe ya.

*turns to the rest of the group and winks broadly*

[Citizen Bleys]

It wasn't me. It was the one-armed man.

[Loony BoB]

He's one armed? Aww.

[Citizen Bleys]

effectively one-armed as a result of autoerotic stimulation? *shrugs* I don't even know who it was, and I'm too lazy to check.

[Loony BoB]

I admire your lazy skills.

[Raistlin]

I'm lazier than all of you. :P

(Bleys knows what's coming next)

I'm the most lazy person in Cid's Knights! Hahahaha

[Loony BoB]

..ha...ha... O_o;

[Linus]

I'm too lazy to even make coherent repsonses. Are me liking hotdogs five.

[Loony BoB]

Good job. *nods*

[Raistlin]

Hehe...Booby has no clue what I was talking about.

Hint: Go read Frig7, the best fanfiction ever written. *nods*

[Citizen Bleys]

Frig7 is BETTER than the best fanfiction ever written. It's my work.

http://bleys.members.easyspace.com/frig7/index.html

[Raistlin]

No, it's <b>BETTER</b> than BETTER than the best fanfiction ever written.

It has ME in it. :P

[IGN64skanker]

There needs to be a thread that lists every inside joke, game, fan fic, program we'll ever talk about. There was one about EoFF the game, UnneAmp, there's frig 7 in here, the waiter wars... it's crazy. Someone should make an Encyclopedia Eyes On Final Fantasica... or something like that. Where's Seifer when you need him?

Yeah...

[Raistlin]

Bah. References are for forgetful n00bs. Just remember stuff.:P

Plus, you only need to remember the really old stuff anyway, like the Cid vs. Dan wars, and if a n00b is talking about something you don't know about, just reply with something that happened before their time. :P

It's worked for me. lol

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

An EoFF Encyclopedia doesn't sound too bad, actually.

[Big Ogre Umaro]

Originally posted by Raistlin
Bah. References are for forgetful n00bs. Just remember stuff.:P
You remember stuff wrongly, though.



Originally posted by Raistlin
It's worked for me. lol
No it hasn't.

Also, notice that Skank comes in with ONE post, and it's better than every single post that WesLY has posted since he Came Back.

[Raistlin]

Bah.

I have better posts than you. :P

*best poster* Meh

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

Mikey.
Originally posted by Raistlin
And, yes, BUO hates being called a fat version of Fred Savage. Bring back notreally.jpg. :aimsad:

[Big Ogre Umaro]

http://mike.smallcave.net/notreally.jpg

It's creepy that 'Kishi knows stuff like filenames of this stuff.

[Raistlin]

No matter how much he denies it, he hates it.

He got real ticked off at Tonberry when he was first called that. Then, when I said I was going to call him that everywhere he went, he said:

"If you do, I swear I will hunt you down like the dog you are."

That was over ICQ, btw. :P

EDIT: Yes, Umy, it is. But Kishi's generally creepy.

[Big Ogre Umaro]

*yawn*

[Citizen Bleys]

I wonder if he memorized the filename of....




THIS!

<img src="http://citizenbleys.virtualave.net/halfbaked/mycrotch.gif">

[Shiroi Kumo]

Mike Rotch!

Hey, guys, has anyone seen Mike Rotch??

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

No, just Bleys's, really.

[Leeza]

This sure is a spammy thread. ;)

[Raistlin]

Spammy is good.

Hehe. Not a sight I'd like to see everyday, definately.

[The Man]

This is the best thread I have ever posted in.

[Agent Proto]

I just love spammy threads approved by the staff.

[The Man]

I love it when the staff spams.

[Agent Proto]

I love you too man.

[The Man]

You'd better, punk.

[Agent Proto]

Of course. <3<3

[erikramza]

Geez, everyone who posts here gets the forum named after them. Before long it will have been named after just about all the Eoffers with at leat a month expirence... You better not think to change it to my name.

[The Man]

I think we need to have a The Man™ forum someday. And what happened to all the posts in the Del Murder forum? Did they just get deleted? 'Tis a shame... :(

[Leeza]

The Leeza Forum has a better ring to it. :)

[The Man]

The Aaron Forum would knock them all down, though. After the election, maybe.

[Del Murder]

I very much dislike the word 'oldbie'.

[Raistlin]

I've had a forum solely for me before. Hehe, not at EoFF, but still. :P

[erikramza]

I don't know why you don't do one here Raistlin.

In fact, I'll do it for you.

[Raistlin]

I'd love to have a Raistlin Forum if I could. :P

But I'm not an admin and I don't <i>think</i> Bleys is that drunk yet.

[The Man]

Spike his drinks. It'll make it happen faster. ;)

[Raistlin]

Spiking Bleys's drinks is like pouring a cup of water into the ocean.

[The Man]

Still, it contributes A LITTLE BIT. :mad: Besides, it'll make me feel like I did something. :cool:

[Raistlin]

Ok, Aaron. Feel proud of your (un)accomplishment!

[The Man]

*feels the power*

[Rirse]

Now this is just confusing. I don't even see a post by SerGe in here at all! And BOU looks more like Andy Kuffman then Fred Savage.

[The Man]

The whole intention was to try to GET SerGe to post in this thread. :p

[Loony BoB]

Bleys would have to be more drunk than usual to make a Raistlin Forum. He'd probably suffer severe liver problems before he gets the insanity to go ahead with it.

[Aika]

bleh! what a rampid onset of spam and crocth pictures from the mods! shame shame! :tongue:

[The Man]

How drunk would he need to be to make a Man™ forum?

[Nait]

Originally posted by The Man™
How drunk would he need to be to make a Man™ forum?



I believe he WAS drunk enough to make a Man^{<small>TM</small>} forum, but he drank himself into deeper drunkedness.



I think Raistlin makes a better Scott than BOU.

[Awrini]

Oh crap... I stay offline for a coulple of days and this happens!!! *goes crazy*

Nait... its a combination of being drunk and an overdose on crack.

*dies*

[Loony BoB]

Originally posted by Nait
I think Raistlin makes a better Scott than BOU.
Raistlin makes a pretty good bossker, actually... or maybe even even The Man, like... how he was. *cough* Y'no?

*cautiously backs away from Aaron*

:D

[Nait]

Originally posted by Loony BoB
... or maybe even even The Man, like... how he was. *cough* Y'no?

*cautiously backs away from Aaron*

:D


I don't... Think we could get Raistlin do... That.

[Raistlin]

Err...Loony, if I had to guess, Nait was making a comment based on Frig7, where me and BOU were competing as to who was the best Scotsman in Cid's Knights.

<i>"I think Raistlin makes a better Scott than BOU."</i>

If i' ain' Scottish, 's CRAHP!!!

[Citizen Bleys]

I'm making a <a href="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?forumid=47">The Man forum</a> right now. It's under Magestar.

[Raistlin]

The Poop Forum?

Appropriately named.

[Frihet]

If Chris sees the title and actually posts, consider yourselves lucky 'cause the man has homework coming out of his nose. I'm seriously starting to wonder what kind of school he's attending.

[Raistlin]

*arf*, I got a lot of homework. *nods*

That doesn't mean I actually <i>do</i> it all, but I have a lot of it. :P

Nah, actually, I've really focused on getting all my homework in these past two years. heh

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Unne is using the announcements for personal messages and Bleys had made a forum dedicated to the Man. Truly, someone has sold his soul to Satan.

In other news, I found a $50 bill on the ground today. Congratulate me and give me gifts.

[Raistlin]

*steals the $50*

Bleys and I are finally succeeding in corrupting Unne.

[krissy]

All that drinking and wenching. Tsk.

[Raistlin]

Drinking and wenching are fun. They r0x0rz j00!

*looks are Reno's location*

Ah, that brings back memories. It was you, right, that lives in Calgary? Heh

[Citizen Bleys]

I hear they raised the legal drinking age in Calgary to 42 in order to keep the booze out of high school.

[Raistlin]

ROFLMAO

That's bad, Bleys. XD

[Citizen Bleys]

Sidenote: I'm away this week (Mon-Fri, anyways), so I'll probably miss the re-opening of tGA, but I'm still joining up, even if I have to miss the launch.

[Nino Brown]

You people scare me...

*runs away*

[Raistlin]

Nifty, Bleys. Btw, you're gonna be an admin, if I didn't tell you that already. :P

Me, you, Daven. Should be enough for now. I don't think we need a kajillion Council members like we had at the first and second tGA. Heh

*remembers when the Council forum first opened up and Edge named it "Counsil forum" and had no clue what we were laughing about*

[krissy]

Yes, but everyone was a council memeber then. :D

PS. Bleys, you've been misinformed. There is no law against drinking in schools. They still have issues with smoking up though.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

I demand to know exactly what tGA is and if I can be a part of it.

[Awrini]

I second that motion.

[Loony BoB]

tGA = the Gamer's Alliance

It's an ORPG thing similar to Magestar, and at one point consisted of quite a collection of EoFF oldbies (ie, Unne, Sean, Britt, Bleys, Elyse, Usa, BOU, Raistlin, NIAP, etc. etc.). It's been 'reborn' a couple of times, the most recent can be found on ezBoard. Well... unless you count the place that the ezBoard links to, which is utter crap. That was a stillborn child if ever there was one.

But yeah, it's neat. I can't imagine they'd stop you joining, but I can imagine they'd force you into many embarrassing situations or at least make fun of you and/or your character in many, many ways. ;)

EDIT: At one point, it was linked to at the bottom of EoFF, along with FFL and possibly something else that I forget. But yeah, that should be done again. 'twould be nifty.

[Awrini]

Hmmm... sounds like fun.

I always love being put in embarrassing situations and stuff... oh wait no I dont. But I do like being made fun of. :D

[Citizen Bleys]

Anybody's welcome to join. We even let BoB in, once.

[Loony BoB]

Ojoj invited me. *flex*

[HOOTERS]

Wow your standards are low unless it was by accident.

[Raistlin]

It was by accident.

[Loony BoB]

I was invited by Ojoj!

*closes in retaliation*