Goatsecs: More than just a way of life!

[Spatvark]

Well dammit, if pr00t's doing it, I'm not gonna be left behind!

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Cower mortals! In this new election, the longest running party EoFF has ever known is once again running, and Goatsecs is now more evil than ever before! Bow down before your dark messiah! The Goatsecs party has one intention, and one intention only: to take over the world! Of course, EoFF is as good a starting place as any other.

Policies you say? We believe in discriminating firmly against newbies, despite the fact that even I was one once. If it wasn't for the hell I went through then, I wouldn't be half the man I am today! However, newbies are stil welcome to the party; we're always on the lookout for some snitches.

We believe in evil for all, shiny things for Wyllius and as many underage japanese schoolgirls for Kishi as we can get! Also, we stand by the decision to censor that most evil of words, the fish that shall not be named. But most of all, we want to take your souls and put them to work in harvesting the energies of the planet so we can then take control! You know it makes sense!

Mwa ha ha... MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA! UWEEHEHHEHEHEHEEEEHEEEE!! FWAHAHAHAHHAAAAA! BWAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!

And as always, our party platform will be made of only the finest wood!

Current members are:

Purgatory
Mr. Graves
Dew Drop
Jowy
WarZidane
Loki
Daryl
Citizen Bleys
Super Christ
The Black Mage

All new Goatsecs members, please stick the following code into your sigs:

&lt;a href="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30787" target="_blank">&lt;img src="http://www.angelfire.com/ak5/purgatory/ableys3.txt" alt="Goatsecs: Because evil is just THAT fun!" border=0>&lt;/img>&lt;/a>

This will stick <a href="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30787" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.angelfire.com/ak5/purgatory/ableys3.txt" alt="Goatsecs: Because evil is just THAT fun!" border=0></img></a> into your sigs! A mere snip of 13.9kb!

Time to start grabbing the forums where you can! Post with the forum you want to run for =P

General Chat: Dew Drop
Eyes on Each Other: Mr. Graves
The Lounge: Loki
General Gaming Discussion: Super Christ
The Artist's Gallery: Purgatory
The Writer's Corner: Purgatory
Study Hall: Purgatory
General Archive: Citizen Bleys
Site Staff: Purgatory
Help Forum: Purgatory
Feedback Forum: Purgatory
Magestar: Legacy of an Adept: Purgatory
Introductions/Discussion, etc.: Purgatory
Random ORPG Forum: Purgatory
Final Fantasy I-IV: Purgatory
Final Fantasy V: Purgatory
Final Fantasy VI: Daryl
Final Fantasy VII: Purgatory
Final Fantasy VIII: Purgatory
Final Fantasy IX: Purgatory
Final Fantasy X: Purgatory
Final Fantasy XI: Purgatory
Final Fantasy Tactics: Jowy
Final Fantasy Movie / Music Forum: Purgatory
General Final Fantasy: Purgatory
Chrono Cross / Chrono Trigger: WarZidane
General Squaresoft: Purgatory

[Mr. Graves]

I might join this one... I'm not sure. I'll think it over. (I probably will...)

EDIT: **** it. Sign me up. :)

[Dew Drop]

Aw, :skull::skull::skull::skull::skull: in a goldfish pond. Sign me up, dearie :D

[Mr. Graves]

**pats Rei on the head** You chose wisely!

[Peegee]

JEFF OFF...I join no klan!

[Jowy]

Ooh, it radiates evil. Consider me in.

[Mikztsu]

Everyone who joins this party, feel free to change your mind and join the Bruckner and Fabio-hailers.

[Spatvark]

Oh boy, you just had to start it already, didn't you Mik? *invades other party threads*

[Mr. Graves]

Originally posted by Mikztsu
Everyone who joins this party, feel free to change your mind and join the Bruckner and Fabio-hailers.

:x_x:

No.

[Leeza]

You know that you'll be sorry if you don't. You just <i>know</i> it.

[Mr. Graves]

Why do I doubt that??:p

[Leeza]

Oh no! Whatever shall I do? I've just realised I'm in the wrong party whatsoever! Please oh mighty Spat, please let me into your party!

<b>This is what Spat wishes and dreams that he will hear me say! Sod Off, Spat!</b>

[WarZidane]

Ooh, evil! I shall join this one then. :D

[Agent Proto]

I have to admit, this year's version of Goatsecs is better. ;) But I'm still going with Snizzist! Just as evil, but not evil enough.

[Mikztsu]

Hmm...so they are already editing posts of Bruckner party members.>=o Nothing else could be expected from heathens like Goatsecs.

[Spatvark]

Well duh, we're the evil ones remember!

[Leeza]

I agree, Mik. They've had plenty of experience with their evil ways. I can see that we are going to have to always be watching each other's backs here.

[Mikztsu]

Well, if this continues, you can do so as well in the name of Fabio and Bruckner. *hails*

[Mr. Graves]

Heh.

To show the parties my devotion to the only party with some real taste, I have taken off my Pigoda sig. Note that I adore that sig more than my life. (Not really, but I did like it alot...) So, if you think you can win me over, you may as well forget that and save yourself disappointment.

EDIT: Goatsecs members, listen up. Bleys has posted something in the feedback forum which we all should read. In short, Sakare Yume is going to decide the election. Our parties could be shot all to heck! Just thought I'd let you people know...

[eestlinc]

Go ahead and join the Goatsecs. You will become one with HAME and your fate will be sealed. All HAME will be purged by the divine powers of Anton Brucker.

[HOOTERS]

Hmm...I like the vast quantities of evil but there's something missing...

[eestlinc]

what's missing is your soul.

[Dew Drop]

Nah. Goatsecs are...secsy 0.0
We have the l33t scary assed banner :D

[DK]

I am forsaking all others.

*Becomes one with the Goatsecs*

[Spatvark]

Welcome Dan, I have your dress already waiting for you XD

[HOORJ]

What is your party's opinion on goatse deflation over the year in stock?

[CloudDragon]

You people are missing out, join the Bruckner Party and free yourself of HAME!

[Dew Drop]

Originally posted by Purgatory and as many underage japanese schoolgirls for Kishi as we can get!

So that's why you asked me to join 0.0!!!

[Daryl]

I've been a Goatsec in both the last two years' elections. I even still have my banner from last year's election. I was looking at the Bruckner party (they have Bruckner, and tentacles!), but I must remain loyal to the Goatsecs.

Sign me up, yo. >=D

[Mr. Graves]

Welcome aboard, Daryl.

Do you think we should start deciding on who gets what forums, or continue to wait for more members??

[Spatvark]

Updated the first post =P

[Mr. Graves]

All right. I'll pick Eyes On Each Other, Final Fantasy 1-4, FF5, and General FF. I might take whatever forums is left from the picking too.

Is that ok?

[Daryl]

Thanks for the welcome.

If we're picking forums, I'll take FFVI... I'm pretty sure that's what I had last time. xD

[DK]

I'll take the lounge. :x?

[Spatvark]

You can only pick one forum Mr Graves, though good try at monopolizing it. We all know monopolies are evil XD

[Mr. Graves]

Ok then. I'll take Eyes On Each Other.

[Dew Drop]

I'll have General Chat plzkthx :D I post in here the most xD

[WarZidane]

I'll take the Chrono Cross/Chrono Trigger forum then? :D

[Jowy]

How about me taking the FFT forum? :D?

[Shiroi Kumo]

Wow, this thread radiates evil...in Bleys form...

*doesn't care*

Cheers.

[Mr. Graves]

Originally posted by Shiroi Kumo
Wow, this thread radiates evil...in Bleys form...

*doesn't care*

Cheers.

Elaboration??

[Dew Drop]

The kewl evil banner maybe? *Worships it*

[Citizen Bleys]

Alright, it just doesn't feel right to not be in Goatsecs, especially with my mug on the banner.

Count me in. General Archive would be good.

[Shiroi Kumo]

This Party is evil...eeevil!

Repent now, come back to the light...Vote Kumo!

[Leeza]

*hails <a href="http://leeza160.homestead.com/files/chemicalbruckner_1_.mp3">Bruckner</a> to ward off evil*

[Shiroi Kumo]

Bruckner? Pfft, Bruckner is too neutral, quit sitting on the fence. :p

Vote Kumo!

[Leeza]

Bruckner is the voice and sound of reason.

*hails*

[Giggles]

All hail Bruckner. You and I. All hail Bruckner. Bruckner and I.

*hails w/ Leeza*:beer:

[Election Booth]

EDIT: Goatsecs members, listen up. Bleys has posted something in the feedback forum which we all should read. In short, Sakare Yume is going to decide the election. Our parties could be shot all to heck! Just thought I'd let you people know...

<font color=#AFEEEE>Damn straight! ...SO SPELL MY NAME RIGHT! >=D That is all.

Yes, that was a joke for those that missed it. :p

[Del Murder]

Well, being my arch rivals and everything, Goatsecs gets a Newbie Rating of 3. That's still better than the Snizzists.

[Super Christ]

Once again this year, I throw my full support behind Goatsecs. Sign me up, and I'll try to think of what forum to run for.

[DK]

BRUCKNER IS THE TRUE EVIL! DONUT LISTEN TO THE LYING MEMBERS OF THAT PARTY! THEY ARE LEADING YOU TO YOUR DESTRUCTION YOU FOOLS! BWAHAHAHAHA!


Ahem. Goatsecs 4 lief.

[Mr. Graves]

Originally posted by Loki
BRUCKNER IS THE TRUE EVIL! DONUT LISTEN TO THE LYING MEMBERS OF THAT PARTY! THEY ARE LEADING YOU TO YOUR DESTRUCTION YOU FOOLS! BWAHAHAHAHA!


Just vote Goatsecs, everyone.

Welcome aboard Bleys and Super Christ

[Super Christ]

I think I'd like to run for General Gaming; heck, I might even win - I won the Chrono forums last year. Now, the thing we need is an official party slogan. And whoever's building our party platform needs to get started.

[Spatvark]

Oh excellent, you've still got last years banner XD *edits first post accordingly and carries on writing his speech*

[Super Christ]

I've even got some banners that I think are from the first years elections, and that's from before I even joined - I could post them as attatchments if anyone wants.

[Mr. Graves]

That would be sweet. I like the sig that Spat made this year better than the one you have, Super Christ. The flame effect with Bleys' head owns. Although your sig is cool also. :cool:

[Spatvark]

Uhm, I didn't exactly make it... Nait did and I stole it, sticking the text on it myself XD

[Nait]

Originally posted by Purgatory
Uhm, I didn't exactly make it... Nait did and I stole it, sticking the text on it myself XD


I am a God of Elections, and I vote the RNP.


You should too. ;D

[Levian]

Hey hey, I will be joining this part for god knows what! but the important thing is that I join right? :p
It's not important which forum I get, just put me somewhere if you want to.

[WarZidane]

A wise decision! ;)
*hands pass for free alcohol*
Anyone who joins now can also get this pass, so join!

[Dew Drop]

You're all scary, scary children.
And I love it :D

[Super Christ]

So I wonder when Kishi and Wyllius will join; or even if they will join this year?

[Daryl]

Doubtful.

[Cloud_Strife189]

Hell, I may as well join, I like things all evil and ................... *snore*

or not :D I wont support anybody else though (just for the record so you dont burn my house down :p)

<b>Please try not to double-post. Use the edit/delete button. ~ Leeza</b>

[Dew Drop]

Come on guys! We're not even half as active as the other parties. I tried shameless advertising but it didn't work :>

[Del Murder]

Maybe you should try shameful advertising.

EDIT: On second thought, forget all this garbage and come join The Reformed Newbie Party.

[Mr. Graves]

Originally posted by Dew Drop
Come on guys! We're not even half as active as the other parties. I tried shameless advertising but it didn't work :>

Oh, I've been busy, Rei. I've been trying to keep someone from slandering us. ;)

HINT: See 'Kumo party' thread.

[Strider]

Besides the free pass for alcohol (which I can't actually use), what else can the Goatsecs Party offer a person such as myself? I'm still undecided, and I'm debating between every party. . . minus the Bruckners.

[Mr. Graves]

We offer a sense of unity. Cool people Like Rei (Dew Drop), Loki, myself, and our leader Spatvark to buddy up with. The evilness is just an image, I swear.

*runs off*

[Strider]

Hmm. . . well, if you're dissin' your own party's values like that. . . I don't know about joining you guys then.

I'll wait until I get an answer from Purgatory before I do anything, though.

[Mr. Graves]

That was a joke.

[Strider]

Oh, I gotcha. *nods

I'll wait for Purg, though.

[Mr. Graves]

Fair enough. *nods* :D

[Spatvark]

Uhm, yeah, you can join if you want. I mean, you ARE the Strider Hiryu, the best Strider ever!

...

...

Or was that the other Strider? =P

Well, being evil, we have EVERYTHING, don'tcha know? Ask and ye shall receive :evil:

[Tidus777]

I have a very dumb question...but I need to know. Does this party hate christians? If not...I'm in. :shoot:

[ReflectedSin]

Can't we have a Misato and Yuna loving.... group instead?

[Strider]

Well, I'm not entirely sure evil is my thing.

[DK]

Every evil group needs a decent person. :D?

[Dew Drop]

Yeah, you have to be the good cop and stop all us bad cops giving everyone else a huge old slap :D?
*glomps Loki cause she feels like it* :>

[Daryl]

Originally posted by Tidus777
I have a very dumb question...but I need to know. Does this party hate christians? If not...I'm in. :shoot:

We don't hate Christians. We are a very open-minded party, we just love evil a whole lot. >=D

[Mr. Graves]

Seeing as people are allowed to run for multiple forums (see the latest posts in the main Elections thread...), can I snatch the Final Fantasy 1-4 forum too?? Possibly FF5, too?

[Wyllius]

Originally posted by Super Christ
So I wonder when Kishi and Wyllius will join; or even if they will join this year?

So very doubtful. I've not even been offered payments or oil for guns.

[DK]

Wyll, You know full well you're aloud access to withdraw as much money as you please from the bank account overseas.

[Dew Drop]

In the country we like to call Bleys-land where all the goats run wild!
...I'm sure I left that damn country somewhere *looks*

[Excel]

Are you people still alive? -Pokes-

[stuffing]

I think not

[Citizen Bleys]

I am :D

[Levian]

Ditto :)

[Mr. Graves]

Still up and running.

[Excel]

Good. Then count me in for the party?!

[WarZidane]

Yay!
*gives pass for free alcohol*
Welcome then. :D

[Excel]

Whoo hoo! Evil, Evil, Evil! -dances- :giddy:

So... what does this party... do? :rolleyes2

[Mr. Graves]

I think someone hacked into this thread or something...all of our Goatsecs Logos are broken....

(Switches to Pagoda until its fixed...)

EDIT: Can't find it...:(

[Spatvark]

No, my angelfire account got terminated which was hosting the image XD

I wonder why that was...

EDIT: OK, I nabbed myself a new angelfire site and here's the NEW code to stick in your sigs.

&lt;a href="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30787" target="_blank">&lt;img src="http://www.angelfire.com/ak5/purgatory/ableys3.txt" alt="Goatsecs: Because evil is just THAT fun!" border=0>&lt;/img>&lt;/a>

[Dew Drop]

...Does it work? xDDD

[Spatvark]

Yeah it works. And it's all Bleys' fault my old angelfire site got terminated *nods*

[Dew Drop]

Everything is all Bleys' fault! Existance on this planet is due to the fact he went back in time and dropped an egg and cress sandwhich on a prehuman beach :> [/Terry Pratchett]

[Lord Xehanort]

Eww! You guys screw goats. Can you say syphilis?

[Daryl]

Not anywhere in our thread do we mention goat-screwing. You must have us confused with... that other party, over there. *points to a random party thread*

[Lord Xehanort]

Your name is GOATSEX!

[Spatvark]

No, it's Goatsecs. BIG difference there. And might I say that KidLover is hardly the best of names either, so stop knocking the name or we might just have to get nasty *glowers*

[Lord Xehanort]

*draws sword* I challenge you to a duel of words sir! You are a satanic cult and I hate you almost as much as the Ace party!

[Daryl]

You wouldn't like us... if we had to get... nasty... *twitch*


*big cheery anime-style grin* VOTE GOATSECS!!! ^_^

[Mr. Graves]

Kidlover, you can't win. Give up or....something.

[Lord Xehanort]

Bring it punk! *gets groove on*

[Daryl]

This is getting kinda pointless now.

I hate to act like a moderator in my party's own beloved thread, but, howabout we pretend to be on a topic? In other words, KidLover, less swords more politics. Or something.

I'd hate to close this thread or ban anyone. ;) *finger twitches towards close/ban buttons*

Heh... ahh, just being in this thread makes me more evil. VOTE GOATSECS!

[eestlinc]

KidLover needs to SHUT UP.

*sex0r-lollyguptua Daryl while I'm in here*

[Dew Drop]

*notes the Billy goat hiding behind KL* Hey, aren't baby goats called Kids? ;) And you're saying we like to screw goats? Tut tut ;D

[Lord Xehanort]

*slashes Dew Drop*

I am talking about Schala Zeal from Chrono Cross you friggin' moron!:mad2:

[Spatvark]

1) Kid is not Schala Zeal. They are separate entities, despite Kid being a clone of Schala.

2) Stop spamming this thread now, or I report the Bruckner party and get them thrown out of the elections =D?

[Daryl]

Originally posted by eestlinc
*sex0r-lollyguptua Daryl while I'm in here*

And <i>that</i>, my friends, is why I almost joined the Bruckner party. *lollyguptuas eeeeeest*

yay for goatsecs lolol ;)

[Dew Drop]

Originally posted by KidLover
*slashes Dew Drop*

I am talking about Schala Zeal from Chrono Cross you friggin' moron!:mad2:

Ever heard of wit? I believe it's very popular in Milan right now ;)

[Levian]

Originally posted by KidLover
I am talking about Schala Zeal from Chrono Cross you friggin' moron!:mad2:

isn't she from chrono trigger?

I haven't played cc, but I remember a schala zeal in CT :)

anyway, long live goatsecs, vote for us, have an evil day.

[Dew Drop]

AAAAACK! Our logo is a broken link again xP If you give me the image, I can put it on my paid for server? x.x Then it will never be a broken link *kicks angelfire*

[Spatvark]

Looks fine and dandy to me Tiff *glomps*

EDIT: OK, if you want to represent a second or even more forums, just holler, and do it quick. Currently, I'm running for about 20 of them just to get the coverage but mweh. Feel free to nab any one that has my name next to it EXCEPT the Writer's Corner *glares*

[frr_vegeta]

would this party by chance be considered......communist in any way shape or form? perhaps i would chose to join the darkside, im already evil, so reform is not necessary

[Citizen Bleys]

Communist? More like the Mongol Hordes :D

[frr_vegeta]

:laugh: good enough for me......now then just wait till winter......oh wait that didnt work on them....dammit!