Thief Party. *steals something*

[Giga Guess]

(Just a tip. Don't double post. We may be thieves, but we also have to abide by the almighty gods of EoFF...)

[UltimaSepheroth]

really! i mean, lets get the voting on with!!!!!:mog:


mwahahahahaha!!!!!!

it is pointless to even try to compete with we the thief party!!!!!!:mad:

[Mattokenzi]

Can I ask you guys a question? have you ever stolen something in school or college?:shifty:

me I've stolen a TV in the art room and a PS1 in the staff room and best of all there still in my old schools classroom:shifty:

but in college... nothing... yet:shifty:

[KimmY]

-Looks at SD- And you ask me what I'VE been drinking?! :giddy:

We're never gonna get to vote, are we?! -Cries- :crying2:

[Zifnab]

A few years back I stole my best friend's pencil sharpner. :shifty: A green snake thing. Infact it's on top of my television, as a trophy to my great achievment! :D

[ShadowDragoon]

Yeah, well, double posting is my curse, but my wierdness is my trophy!

[Night_Sword]

I just uploaded a picture of myself...

http://www.adt.com/divisions/business/security_news/businessedge/summer_2002/images/shoplifting.jpg

[ShadowDragoon]

Dude, you scare me...

Hey Night_Sword, what's SCC stand for?

And how did you put a direct link to the web site in your signature?

[Pure Strife]

And you ask me what I'VE been drinking?!

I see your point...


have you ever stolen something in school or college?

Well, I accidently took about thirty pencils back in primary school-er, I mean I robbed them blind of pencils! Yeah...

[ShadowDragoon]

You drink alcohol out of a guy's stomach ONCE, and no one lets you forget it!

[Pure Strife]

Originally posted by ShadowDragoon
You drink alcohol out of a guy's stomach ONCE, and no one lets you forget it!

Damn right! :laugh:

[KimmY]

Was it still good? :roll:

[UltimaSepheroth]

i drink... much!

*inhales*

[HOOTERS]

Umm...you probably don't want to know what else was in my stomach when you drank out of it.

Ok, I'm gonna send in the list of everybody and what forum they are running for. Apparently order matters but I'm just gonna put everyone in the order they joined.

[Blizzard]

Go Thief! We will






WIN!

[ShadowDragoon]

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!!!

And, as far as how it tasted *shivers violently*, it was...THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I'VE EVER TASTED!!!!:yuck:

[frr_vegeta]

i dont steal, stealing is wrong


i leagally cheat people out of their possessions through the use of my "Communist Contracts of Chaos and Panic" (CCCP) (tm)

i so love the art of conning

[KimmY]

Originally posted by Sage
Go Thief! We will






WIN!

Yay!! -Cheers then steals Vegeta's conning skills- :excited:

[Dignified Pauper]

*rally's for the thief party*

I am not a crook. *Holds up a peace sign*

[Night_Sword]

Go communism!

[0neWingedAngel]

HA i stole the last post



Go communism!


__________________
Night Sword's Random SCC record

SCC's in progress: Geomancer
Random SCC's completed: None...yet

For more information on the SCC go to www.gamefaqs.com

For more information on my Random SCC go to http://eyesonff.com/forums/showthre...&threadid=31634

[ShadowDragoon]

Hey, I may be for thieves , but i'm COMPLETELY against commi's!:grr: Don't even kid about them...

Hey, Hootenanny, you told me not to ask, but I gotta: what else was in your stomach when I drank that alcohol out of it? Whatever it was, it couldn't be that bad, could it? Oh, and speaking of your stomach, how is it working for you? Is it back to normal condition yet?

And by the way, what does SCC stand for, anyway?

[Pure Strife]

And by the way, what does SCC stand for, anyway?

Screw Counting Crows?

Lay off the commies, just cause you and whoever don't like them doesn't mean they're bad people.

So did I miss something? Like voting perhaps? Or hasn't that happened yet?

[ShadowDragoon]

Awright, sorry about the commi remark. I just meant don't take religion or whatever you call it into this thread. It's about video games for peat's sake!

And thanks for some1 finally telling me what SCC was.

And no, you didn't miss the voting. It was some kind of April Fool's Day joke, or something like that.

[Pure Strife]

Actually, I have no idea what SCC stands for, but now you've got me curious :rolleyes2 Note to OneWingedAngel: What does SCC stand for?

I wasn't sure about the voting thing, because I wasn't online long yesterday, didn't check General.

[Zifnab]

Single Class/Character Challenge :D
*steals... classes?* o.o

[Night_Sword]

It stands for Straight Character Challenge, its for Final Fantasy Tactics or perhaps FF5, and don't insult Communism.

[Zifnab]

Originally posted by Night_Sword
It stands for Straight Character Challenge, its for Final Fantasy Tactics or perhaps FF5, and don't insult Communism.
:/ It wouldn't work with Faris then... *boom boom tiss*
*tumbleweed*

[HOOTERS]

Originally posted by Jenova·Rebirth
:/ It wouldn't work with Faris then... *boom boom tiss*
*tumbleweed*

*Gets that joke and then realises you may have just spoiled a major part of FFV for me* *steals drums*

Voting is still going ahead, the part about it being an april fool's joke was just an april fool's joke.

[Night_Sword]

*Also gets the joke* Sweet so you mean faris is a le*sniped*

[ShadowDragoon]

HEY, I already appoligized for the commi comment!!!

And as for Mr. Can 'o Spam: ??? OOOOOOOKAY...

[Night_Sword]

Do not insult the spam that is lesson numero uno.

[Pure Strife]

Originally posted by Night_Sword
Do not insult the spam that is lesson numero uno.

*wisened nod* Correct, of course. Spam will one day rules all. Yeah. *steals spam*

So the thing about it being a joke was a joke? This is getting wierder and wierder... Maybe we'll have to- hey, South Park is on!

[Night_Sword]

Can't steal the spam anymore muahaahahaha
Sunday IS FUNDAY!!!!!212341/11/12315

[KimmY]

-Steals Sunday... somehow!- :giddy:

[Night_Sword]

This is the game Sunday Funday. I hope you enjoy.

<sarcasm> You have to 'delete' it in 24 hours ;) </sarcasm>

[Blizzard]

Is it for SNES.

SUNDAY IS FUNDAY!~11!

[Night_Sword]

Its for NES and I included the emulator aren't I the greatest? <3 luff

[Blizzard]

Omfg, this gaem r teh r0x!

<3 luff

[Night_Sword]

No doubt, now you must realise that sunday is funday?

[ShadowDragoon]

Three things:

1) I didn't isult the spam, I insulted the person with the spam (jk)

2) Why do we have to delete the game in 24 hours?

3) Where I am, it's still Friday.

[KimmY]

Originally posted by ShadowDragoon
3) Where I am, it's still Friday.

Shh, let the person think it's Sunday! ;)

[Blizzard]

Originally posted by KimmY
Shh, let the person think it's Sunday! ;)

I will Steal your lollypops~!!!

[KimmY]

No! -Runs- :D

[Blizzard]

*throws shuriken*

[Night_Sword]

Stop this spam!#?!@#!

Sunday is the funday!

[Dignified Pauper]

I'm nervous.. plain and simple.. But i dunno why, we'll steal our way into office. Soon, we'll have a blue and red chest.

[zinger2099]

hey someone, fill me in, i wanna join the theif party, how do u join? your gonna need as many slick mofos as u can get to win this thing... count me in

[Blizzard]

I'm not sure, I think it might be too late for you to join, ask Hoot when he ventures across this thread again.






SUNDAY IS FUNDAY!~`!!`11

[HOOTERS]

You imagine what your Sunday School teacher would say:

"Steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal steal, and don't forget to steal .

It's not too late to join the party, but it's too late to run for any forums. So just make sure you vote for us when the time arrives.

[Blizzard]

If thats the case. WELCOME *steals*




SUNDAY IS <s>FUNDAY</s> THIEFDAY~!``1!1~

[zinger2099]

How do u vote? I'm new to all this... not to stealing of course, but this, lol

[zinger2099]

everyone here has seen 8-bit right? i would assume, or hope anyway that you have..... thief is one slick mofo "ur gp, or ur hp, cough it up magic loser" ya, thats the life... *reads more from "THE OFFICIAL THIEFS MANUAL TO STEALLING WORTHY STUFF THATS GOOD TO STEAL" lol

[Blizzard]

LOLOLEXDEE

Don't worry about being worried about being new to this, I was like Third person to join and I still don't get the voting system o_O;

Go here. f00' (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30809&perpage=100&pagenumber=1)

:-D

[zinger2099]

also known as thief's almanac, i think thas how its spelt anyhow, yup

rule number 1, when entering someone elses house, be sure to take everything but the kitchen sink... actually, take the kitchen sink too...

[zinger2099]

take everything but the dry plywood in the walls....unless u already stole a wood renewer thing, in that case, take the wood too, make sure u get the deed for the property too, which means everything on the property is legally urs...

[Blizzard]

Not a good way to start Zingah!

If you feel you left something out of your old post, click the edit/delete button under your post, to the left of the attack button.


HURRAH FOR 300th POST! *points at MY previous post and then the one before that*

[zinger2099]

gotta be one slick mofo, like, if a cop pulls u over, and asks whats the stolen stuff in the back trunk doing there, steal his badge, and the rest of his ticket papers, oh, and if u stole a pickup and crane or something, steal the cop car too and drag it behind, take his clothes too, u never know when a cop suit could come in handy, leave him standing there nude on a highway with nothing but his wig for compony.......actually, take the wig too

[HOOTERS]

For anyone wondering how we were going to steal everybody elses votes, worry no more!

With this cunning disguise, we the Thief Party will submit our votes to the real election booth, while everybody else will foolishly submit their votes to me! http://www.geocities.com/purplemonkeedishwasha/Hawklaughsav.txt

The only problem is I have to sit still for extended periods of time, so I haven't yet figured out how I'm gonna go to the toilet. Oh well...*grabs bottle and goes and sits still in the corner*

[zinger2099]

we will win this, and iff we don't, we'll steal the trophee

[Blizzard]

The Three Words I Love the Best:



BLING BLING WORD


To be on topic. Go Us!

[zinger2099]

lol, i still don't quite understand how the voting works, what, we put the parties in order of preferances? like "theif..something else..newbies.."excetera? and im it to the dude in charge?

[Zifnab]

I'm not sure... I'm not even sure if the voting has started. I'd have thought Election Booth (aka Hootenanny not really) would have made a thread at the top of this forum. Tis confusing ;_;

[Burtsplurt]

Election Hoot: Awesome.

(Side note: Please tell us if anyone actually submits their votes to you!)

[zinger2099]

yes, very confusing, meh, as long as we somehow steal everyones votes it don't matter how it work, lol

[HOOTERS]

When voting, just put down the Thief Party member running for each forum, that way we can't go wrong.

[Blizzard]

Hoot: Zingah over here is pure legend. THIEVIN TO THE MAX!!

*steals his leetness*

[HOOTERS]

Yes, but I expect that kitchen sink on my desk by tomorrow morning.

[zinger2099]

if its a kitchen sink u want, its a kitchen sink u shall have, just a min *heads to hoots kitchen, comes back with a sink* here u go, although, u may have a slight problem with flooding in ur kitchen and broken pipes and sewage matters, but u got a sink:D

[HOOTERS]

Well...at least you stole it, but you didn't put it on my desk so I am gonna have to hit you with another unrelated kitchen sink that I stole. *hits* Don't forget to vote or I will hit you again, this time with a larger, more shinier kitchen sink.

[Night_Sword]

ITs almost Sunday and that means?

[zinger2099]

ya, that took me about 10 mins, but if u go to ur office, u might be able to find ur desk under the mountain of kitchen sinks that include everyones kitchen sink in the city....

[KimmY]

xD @ Hoot= Election Booth!
NS- FUNDAY! Wait.. -Looks at Sage's post- ThiefDay!! -Cheers- :giddy:
Oh yeah, and welcome Zinger! Steal some lollipops, too while you're at it! ;)

[zinger2099]

Its full of lollipops all for you... now lets see, this should come to about, everything u own...:D

[ShadowDragoon]

Originally posted by Indelacio
Soon, we'll have a blue and red chest.

A blue and red chest? Is such a thing even possible? We MUST claim it for our own!!!

Just tell me when you want me to steal the chest. I haven't had a good steal since last weak...

[Pure Strife]

I haven't had a good steal since last week...

I heard that. It appears word has gotten out about our incredible stealing prowess, so everyone is nailing down all their possessions. I tried to steal this 8 feet tall antique(sp?) closet, and I couldn't move it at all! We must be really famous, there's no other explanation.

I think that's a pretty bad deal zinger2099... Way to go, you are a true thief!

[Zifnab]

Indubitably.
Anymore news on the voting? (no this is not a bump so the thief party steals the spotlight) :D

[zinger2099]

I heard that. It appears word has gotten out about our incredible stealing prowess, so everyone is nailing down all their possessions. I tried to steal this 8 feet tall antique(sp?) closet, and I couldn't move it at all! We must be really famous, there's no other explanation. I think that's a pretty bad deal zinger2099... Way to go, you are a true thief!

so whats the big deal, i mean, this is what separates u poor thieves from us major thieves, see, u guys stop when it comes to things that are nailed down...:mad: First, steal a hammer, remove the nails (which u then keep of course) and then take the stuff, simple!, leave nothing on that piece of land, down to the very last piece of grass, thats my moto :D

[Strider]

Can you tell your leader to stop trying to manipulate the elections and all? I know you're thieves, but geez. . .

[HOOTERS]

Originally posted by StriderX284
Can you tell your leader to stop trying to manipulate the elections and all? I know you're thieves, but geez. . .

Anybody who passes on that message will be banished from the party, and will have their complimentary thief boots and dagger stripped from them. Oh wait, I forgot to hand those out again, didn't I? Oh well...you can never have too many thief boots and daggers.

Maybe you are taking the elections a little too seriously...

[Nait]

Originally posted by StriderX284
Can you tell your leader to stop trying to manipulate the elections and all? I know you're thieves, but geez. . .



Peace, my child. The faithful will be rewarded.

[HOOTERS]

...and rewarded we shall.

EDIT: Be.

[Pure Strife]

Peace, my child. The faithful will be rewarded.

:laugh:

zinger: Poor thieves?! Oh yeah...

*steals zinger's soul*

Now dance!

[Mystikal]

Whoo hoo, came back just in time for the voting! *Votes Thief* :shifty:

[ShadowDragoon]

Originally posted by Hootenanny
Anybody who passes on that message will be banished from the party, and will have their complimentary thief boots and dagger stripped from them. Oh wait, I forgot to hand those out again, didn't I? Oh well...you can never have too many thief boots and daggers.

Hey, I need a new pair of boots and a new dagger! Its not that I can't steal them, It's just that I have a bad short-term memory, and I forget where I stashed all of them:cry:...

Hey, can you guys tell me where you get all those Final Fantasy quizes. I've seen two links to two seperate quizes so far, and I want to know where you got them at.

By the way, I took the FFT quiz, and guess what, I'm a...DRAGOON! And I didn't even rig the test. The first time I took it it said that I was a Dragoon. I'm elated:D !

[zinger2099]

zinger: Poor thieves?! Oh yeah...*steals zinger's soul*Now dance!
Steal my soul? MY SOUL?! I WHO AM THE KING OF THIEVES, AND YOU WANT TO STEAL FROM ME, not a very bright one now are you? :mad:*goes back in time and steals ur soul before u steal mine* NOW DIE!, oh but first i must forge ur handwriting so i can sign this will here that states all ur possesions belong to me now.., ok, DIE!

[Rodarian]

*Rod steals all of his belongings and runs off with a merry grin on his face*:p :D

[ShadowDragoon]

Come on, I know you guys know where you got those Final Fantasy quizes at, and i wanna know too. Please, somebody tell me! I MUST KNOW!!!

[Mystikal]

I stole mine from someone else. :tongue:

[0neWingedAngel]

while you were all gibbering I went and stole this fabulous buddah statue...

[Zifnab]

How do we know that isn't Buddah stealing a Sephiroth statue?

[Squall L]

lol ^

[HOOTERS]

Oh great...another buddha statue. *throws on buddha statue pile*

[KimmY]

-Steals all the buddah statues- :shifty:

[ShadowDragoon]

Originally posted by Mystikal
I stole mine from someone else. :tongue:

Well, who'd you steal it from?

[Pure Strife]

Steal my soul? MY SOUL?! I WHO AM THE KING OF THIEVES, AND YOU WANT TO STEAL FROM ME, not a very bright one now are you? *goes back in time and steals ur soul before u steal mine* NOW DIE!, oh but first i must forge ur handwriting so i can sign this will here that states all ur possesions belong to me now.., ok, DIE!

*Goes further back in time time and steals zinger's stealing ability... and KimmY's giant statue*

Well, I have my soul back, but due to all the time manipulation going on here we're all probably about to be wiped out. Still, might as well use that time wisely...

*steals all zinger's possesions. And lots of candy. And a monster truck*

EDIT: ShadowDragon, check on Altavista or Yahoo, you'll probably find something.

[KimmY]

-Steals all the candy Pure Strife stole-

Candy!!! :giddy:

[ShadowDragoon]

*Steals Pure Strife's ability to move through time*

*Goes back in time and steals everybody's wierdness*

*Adds everybody's wierdness to his own*

I am once again... THE WIERDEST PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET!!!

Yes, I know I tried this before, but this time

*Steals Hootenanny's and everyone's ability to steal wierdness*

HA! TAKE THAT!!!

And, what did you mean check Yahoo or Alta Vista?

[0neWingedAngel]

*steals his ability to steal wierness back*


*slaps shadow dragoon with it*

[ShadowDragoon]

OWWWW!!!!

You people are so hurtful!:cry:

[0neWingedAngel]

serves you right...now be a good boy and steal something :confused: wait... that doesn't seem right...

[Blizzard]

*steals all of your spammy instincts*

[Zifnab]

Wow, Sage managed to steal both mine and Proto's sig :P

[Blizzard]

Omfg That r teh Lies!


Most of it. :shifty:

[ShadowDragoon]

I didn't understand a single word you said.

Hey, Jenova-Rebirth, what's all those attachments for?

[Pure Strife]

ShadowDragoon - as in look up the tests you want on a search site, because when you you search for things on a (gasp!) search site, you might, might actually find something remotely related to what you're looking for. And I'll be taking my wierdness back, thankyouverymuch.

*goes through a lot of ability stealing abilities, and steals wierdness back*

I'm warning you Dragoon, keep stealing wierdness and I'm going to steal your evil laughter again, AND you're ability to control it...

But in the meantime, I have to go find something wierd to do :/

[Zifnab]

Well it's almost (or already has if EB has declared the winners) time.

[ShadowDragoon]

Yeah, whenever i use google, it ends up screwing me into websites not even remotely close to what I was looking for.

Hey man! Get off my case! I didn't mean to steal your wierdness, just everyone else's. OK? OK!

And, Jenova, where exactly might we find them at? The winners, that is.

[HOOTERS]

Originally posted by ShadowDragoon
And, Jenova, where exactly might we find them at? The winners, that is.

Your looking at them (I'm assuming your looking at the Thief Party).

Oh and by the way if you want to find those quiz things just look through the different FF forums. People have them in their signatures.

[ShadowDragoon]

OOoooh! Thank you very much! I did not think of that!

[Blizzard]

:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:>http://www.geocities.com/sageblizzy/thief.txt</marquee>

[HOOTERS]

Of course we did! Congratulations fellow thieves, everybody put in the effort to steal this victory. Now in celebration we will steal as much money, music and alcohol as we can and party likes its 1969! (The year thieves first stole the moon).

[Pure Strife]

WOO! We won! Eat that -insert non-thief party-!

*steals. Nothing in particular, just steals*

[ShadowDragoon]

*Brings cake and ice cream to the party*

*Steals a glass of Vodca*

*Drinks the whole thing in one shot*

WOOOOO!!! SMOOTHE!!!

[Streetspirit]

How dare you!

I've been away a couple of days and you steal victory without me? This insolence will not be tolerated.

*steals the ability to steal from everyone*

BWAHAHAA I'm the soul thief now: Beware!

*goes of stealing candy from kids*

[Agent Proto]

As leader of the Ace Party, I like to say, congratulations. Better than having a Bruckner Party majority.

[KimmY]

Whoo hoo! We won!!

Well, I knew we were going to win the whole time! :giddy:

[Dignified Pauper]

Hurray, i knew that when i stole the real votes and replaced them with the fake ones we would win!

Now our reign begins! All hail master thief hootenanny!

*steals rubber chicken*

[UltimaSepheroth]

well it would seem that we do not get anything for winning the elections. oh well. begin with the looting of innocent children!!!! mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

[KimmY]

-Steals candy from 'innocent' children- :shifty:

[0neWingedAngel]

Originally posted by Streetspirit
How dare you!

I've been away a couple of days and you steal victory without me? This insolence will not be tolerated.

*steals the ability to steal from everyone*

BWAHAHAA I'm the soul thief now: Beware!

*goes of stealing candy from kids*

someone tried that already

*re-teaches himself to steal and steals the abilities to steal back*

shame on you for stealing from thiefs SHAME :shame:

[ShadowDragoon]

Originally posted by Streetspirit
How dare you!

I've been away a couple of days and you steal victory without me? This insolence will not be tolerated.

*steals the ability to steal from everyone*

BWAHAHAA I'm the soul thief now: Beware!

*goes of stealing candy from kids*

DUDE!!!

1) I DON"T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!! Why'd you steal my ability to steal?

2) Stealing other people's ability to steal is just not cool!

3) Thanks to OneWingedAngel for stealing back everyone's ability to steal!

Shame on you, streetspirit, SHAME!!!

[KimmY]

Originally posted by 0neWingedAngel
shame on you for stealing from thiefs SHAME :shame:


ShadowDragoon
Shame on you, streetspirit, SHAME!!!

YEAH! Shame on you! -Throws a cookie at him-

[ShadowDragoon]

*Steals cookie from Streetspirit and eats it*

Mmmm...Chocolate chip. My favorite!

[Mattokenzi]

I done 2 new theif skills *stole a bottle of fanta*
sorry about voting you guys I was unlocking a bathroom with a spoon I'll party like it's 2004 today this website tomorrow...
THE WORLD

[m4tt]

Elections are over..