Thief Party. *steals something*

[HOOTERS]

Ok, I’ve decided to start a new party called The Thief Party. First off, take this quick and simple quiz:

Q1. The computer you are currently using is:
a) a Pentium
b) a Macintosh
c) Stolen

Q2. When greeting someone on the street, you most frequently say:
a) “Hello”
b) “How’s it going?”
c) “Hand over all your money, NOW!”

Q3. If you were at Mcdonald’s, and there was a really long line, you would most likely:
a) Join the end of the line
b) Come back later
c) Wait till someone else orders a large Big Mac meal and then steal it from them.

Q4. A nice old lady invites you into her home for a cup of tea, you:
a) Accept her offer.
b) Say thankyou but you are in a hurry to be somewhere.
c) Accept her offer, and once inside, steal all her possessions.

If you answered c) for all or any of the above questions, then the Thief Party is the party for you! (If you didn’t then join anyway, we’ll need the members.)
Here at the Thief Party we believe in stealing to get ahead, I mean, why go to the bother of having to do something yourself, or having to fork out your own hard-earned cash for something when you can just steal it off somebody else?! Sounds simple? That’s because it is! When you join the Thief party you wont have to worry about making banners, speeches or coming up with ideas, you’ll just pop into say, the goatsecs party thread, steal them, and wolah! It’s yours. That simple!
Things that we shall steal off others include: Avatars, sigs, campaign promises, votes, car keys, jewellery, guns, life savings, their dignity and the list is endless! Oh and we can’t forget treasure. Every member receives a complimentary treasure chest http://www.geocities.com/purplemonkeedishwasha/treasure2.txt filled with, you guessed it, treasure! (Limit of one per member while stocks last, treasure not included.) So hurry and join the Thief Party today, we'll steal our way to victory! (And if we don't win, then we'll resort to the killing).

Current members of The Thief Party:
-Hootenanny
-Jenova·Rebirth
-Sage
-Twisted Heat
-Streetspirit
-Burtsplurt
-Star
-Giga Guess
-Pure Strife
-~Chibi*Moonlight~
-locke lionheart
-UltimaSepheroth
-The_Dark_Genome
-Mystikal
-KimmY
-Isolated-Designs
-Bounty-Hunter-Spike
-ShadowDragoon
-Crystal_Clear
-Night_Sword
-bbhood86
-Tidus StarWind
-Heart
-Indelacio

General Chat -Hootenanny
Eyes on Each Other -Twisted Heat
The Lounge -Pure Strife
General Gaming Discussion -Bounty-Hunter-Spike
The Artist's Gallery -Streetspirit
The Writer's Corner -~Chibi*Moonlight~
Study Hall -The_Dark_Genome
General Archive -Mystikal
Site Staff -KimmY
Help Forum -Burtsplurt
Feedback Forum -Isolated-Designs
Magestar: Legacy of an Adept -Crystal_Clear
Introductions/Discussion, etc. -Crystal_Clear
Random ORPG Forum -Night_Sword
Final Fantasy I-IV -ShadowDragoon
Final Fantasy V -Giga Guess
Final Fantasy VI -bbhood86
Final Fantasy VII -Jenova·Rebirth
Final Fantasy VIII -locke lionheart
Final Fantasy IX -Hootenanny
Final Fantasy X -Sage
Final Fantasy XI -Indelacio
Final Fantasy Tactics -Tidus StarWind
Final Fantasy Movie / Music Forum -Star
General Final Fantasy -UltimaSepheroth
Chrono Cross / Chrono Trigger Heart
General Squaresoft -Sage


Please wont you join our Thief Party, it will be ever so fun.

[Zifnab]

Do you only have green treasure chests? No skyblue?

[HOOTERS]

No we'll have sky blue treasure chests just as soon as we steal them. All the colours of the rainbow.

[Zifnab]

http://www.geocities.com/cloudofmidgar/chest.txt
Well I stole your treasure chest and painted it blue :D using a stolen version of PSP (it was just lying around on KaZaA).

[HOOTERS]

Good to see you are stealing stuff already. I hope this means you will be joining us.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that this is our official smilie: :shifty:. Thief Party members can often be identified by their shifty-eyes.

[Zifnab]

Well considering I'm currently attemtping to steal a member into this party, you can consider me joined ^_~

[Blizzard]

I'm in, just wait while I ditch this Bruckner hailin' stuff, We need a banner.

EDIT: It was Cloud who stole me into this party, he bribed me with a custom treasure chest.

[HOOTERS]

Welcome aboard Cloud and Sage. Sage, be sure to steal stuff from those Bruckner hailers as you leave.

Yes we need a banner (plus any we steal) so if anyone has any ideas then let us know (preferably stolen ideas).

[Zifnab]

Well here's alittle something I <s>made</s> stole. :shifty:

[Pancaek]

Heh, that's great. xD What's the "Brucker" Party, though? =)

[Twisted Heat]

Quiet you
I'll make something in my stolen photoshop with my stolen images from stolen sites *nods*

[Pancaek]

No, you filthy hame! In the name of Bruckner, I shall never be quiet! <b><font color="00FF00">ALL HAIL BRUCKNER!</font></b>

[Zifnab]

Heh, that's great. xD What's the "Brucker" Party, though? =)
Genuine typo >_< *fixie*

[Streetspirit]

Look what I created:

:eep:

:shifty:

[Streetspirit]

Made it better.
:eek:

[Burtsplurt]

Hi people. Joiny-joiny.

[Peegee]

holy nutcase, batman.

*steals your pies*

[Eternal Sphere]

*Steals*
*fails*

I think I need some practice. :D Bring it on!

[eestlinc]

HAME truly has many incarnations. Some are much more lame than others, though.

[Nephiliam]

<img src="http://www.geocities.com/cloudofmidgar/chest2.txt">
AND

<img src="http://www.geocities.com/cloudofmidgar/lesbanner.txt">

^_~ No, now its a pink chest. :P

May I be in now? n_n

[Shiroi Kumo]

Well stolen, everyone.

*doesn't care, really*

Cheers.

[Sefie]

Hands up, who was it? Who stole my little yellow dress?! *blushes and tries to cover dignity* :blush:

[Shiroi Kumo]

*busts out of the elevaor, looking like he's been holding his breath for a long time, turns around and yells at Sefie,*

It was meeee!

Cheers.

[eestlinc]

This party should change its name to the "We profit off the labor of others" party.

[Shiroi Kumo]

Wouldn't that be what thieves are?

Cheers.

[eestlinc]

yes but it more clearly articulates your inability to create original thoughts. I dare say that's the last quality we need in elected leadership!

[Blizzard]

*steals The Bruckner Party's votes* Haha. You lose~!

[eestlinc]

you can steal everything I own and Bruckner's love for me will keep me warm. that is all I need. That and tentacles, and ff5.

[HOOTERS]

*steals tentacles, FFV, and Bruckner's love for eestlinc, *

Excellent job on the banners everybody and keep on stealing!

[Giga Guess]

Good enough for Cloud, good enough for me.


Count me in. I found a Chocobo wandering around (In a pasture, but who's counting....?)

:choc:

[HOOTERS]

Welcome aboard, I hope that chocobo was owned by somebody so it counts as stealing.

[Zifnab]

Yuna Highwind? Well she was wanting a new username :P
*steals Giga Guess' frilly pink underwear*

[HOOTERS]

Whoops, too much FF7. *edits*

[Blizzard]

...I don't get it.

*steals C|_0|_|D'5 |_|841|2 519 <s>/\/\4|<1|\|9</s> 5+34|_1|\|9 5|<1|_ |_z*

[Zifnab]

*steals hax0r*
5+|_||=|= j00 5493 *5+|_||=|=5 j00 1|\|51|>3 +|-|3 +|_||2|<'/* :P

[Kumo]

Could you STEAL some votes from the Goatsecs party for me? I'm running for the Kumo party and would like to see Purgatory fail miserably in his bid for election.

Could you steal Del Murder's clothes while you are at it as well? Thanks, I'm sure it will be beneficial to us both. I want to see "the enforcerer" run away, screaming like a little girl

[Del Murder]

Hard when I'm not wearing clothes.

*enforces Kumo*

[Kumo]

*Activates Anti-Enforce Shield*

*Hands Del Murder a large Bribe consisting of lunch meat and hand-me-down clothes*

[HOOTERS]

ATTENTION: Join in the next 15 mins and receive a free walking treasure chest! http://www.geocities.com/purplemonkeedishwasha/walkingchest.txt It walks, it....uh...it walks! Where will it walk next?!?!

[Giga Guess]

'Course someone owned it. Don't be silly. And Cloud, you promised you wouldn't tell anyone about the underwear I borrowed from you!

[HOOTERS]

Originally posted by Giga Guess
borrowed

Never EVER use that word in this thread! Unless you follow it up with a :shifty:.

By the way everybody should probably start saying which forum they'd like to run for.

I'll probably run for General chat unless someone else really wants it.

[Zifnab]

If I have to tell you which forum I'd like I may have to borrow :shifty: something from you. :P

[Burtsplurt]

I ran for the French Forum last time, but someone seems to have stolen it. :shifty:

I'll go for The Help Forum, because it's a sure thing. Unless someone else runs for it, of course... then I'm bound to lose.

[Pure Strife]

A party based on theivery and deceit? Hell yeah! Count me in.

Orders?

[Mikztsu]

It's still not too late, y'know.

<img src=http://www.fabioifc.com/fabio/FAB_GIFS3/fabiofantasy.gif>

[Shiroi Kumo]

*shudders*

[Zifnab]

Thanks Mik, I believe you just stopped any male readers from ever joining there :P

[Aika]

*must.....resist .....sexy fabio!*

[Mikztsu]

You can't resist the hand of mighty Fabio too long, Aika.

<img src=http://www.fabioifc.com/fabio/FAB_GIFS3/fab_fitness_f.gif>

[WarZidane]

Like any sane person would even follow a guy like that :tongue:
Follow the way of the Goatsecs instead! Evil IS fun!

[HOOTERS]

The worst part is we have to steal those Fabio banners. *Shudders also*


Originally posted by Pure Strife
A party based on theivery and deceit? Hell yeah! Count me in.

Orders?

Welcome aboard. You're only order is to steal. Everything.

[Twisted Heat]

I made a banner for us...

[Shiroi Kumo]

For the love of God, steal ALL the Fabio propaganda...and burn it.

Vote Kumo!

[Zifnab]

:D another victory for the thief party.

[Blizzard]

Yus. A winner is us!

[Giga Guess]

.............
...
...
...
...
...
...
All righty then.....

[Blizzard]

*steals wrenches*

[Zifnab]

Sorry Mik :/

[Mikztsu]

Oh mine....this means heck of a lot Fabio propaganda in the future.>=\

[Agent Proto]

Originally posted by Jenova·Rebirth
Sorry Mik :/

:laugh: That was great.

[Leeza]

I guess it will take the Rage of Bruckner (and some ICBINB) for all of these blind people to see the light and join us for their salvation from all evil and HAME.

*hails <a href="http://leeza160.homestead.com/files/chemicalbruckner_1_.mp3">Bruckner<?a>*

[WarZidane]

Quit trying and accept that you shall not win these elections. :tongue:
Goatsecs for life! *salutes fellow Goatsecs*

[Leeza]

You Goatsecs followers should be called Sheepsecs because you just follow along blindly without really knowing what you're getting yourselves into. Remember that we'll always be there for you when you realize that you need us.

[Nait]

I would ask, as a personal favour, that you would not use my banner to mock the RNP.

[Zifnab]

Originally posted by Nait
I would ask, as a personal favour, that you would not use my banner to mock the RNP.
It'll cost you Naitsters :D 2 votes ^_~

[Del Murder]

This deal gets worse all the time.

[Mikztsu]

And the propaganda continues. You all want to tag with Fabio after seeing this picture.

<img src=http://www.fabioifc.com/fabio/FAB_GIFS3/fab_on_a_horse.gif>

[eestlinc]

The fact that the property of the Bruckner Party is worth stealing only highlights the greatness that is the Bruckner Party.

[Leeza]

That is so true, eest! They all try to get a little piece of him any way they can. All they have to do is join with us and they will know all of his greatness.

[Shiroi Kumo]

I'm now officially ignoring Mikztsu until the end of the elections. *gouges out eyes*

Oh, and for something even greater than the Bruckner Party, come join the Kumo Party! With greatness and *cough* purity (read: not Goatsecs) for all!

Vote Kumo!

[eestlinc]

the Bruckner party has been the party of purity longer than the Kumo party has even existed.

[Shiroi Kumo]

Yeah, but that means we've learned from your mistakes. ;)

Vote Kumo!

[Del Murder]

I sense an unusual amount of Newbie in this thread. That is why Thief Party gets a Newbie Rating of 8. That is almost as Newbie as The Reformed Newbie Party itself, but not quite.

[~Chibi*Moonlight~]

I'm a good thief *steals someone's underwear pants*

May i join? :evilking:

[Pure Strife]

Aaargh! Too much Fabio!

*steals all Bruckerite's modems*

All fixed.

[Mikztsu]

No, she actually sucks at underpant stealing. Very good <i>trier</i> she is tho.

[Twisted Heat]

http://animetryx.com/ffgallery/locke11.jpg

*bows down to mentor*

http://fft.square-net.com/thief.jpg

*bows more*

[Zifnab]

That's Treasure Hunter! :P
But yeah, Locke and them two nameless thieves are way more dreamy then Fabio :love:

[WarZidane]

You can steal things when you're with the Goatsecs too! After all, stealing is evil too.
Also, recieve a pass for free alcohol now if you join the Goatsecs!

[HOOTERS]

*steals free passes for alcohol*
ATTENTION: recieve a pass for free alcohol now if you join the Thief Party!


Originally posted by ~Chibi*Moonlight~
I'm a good thief *steals someone's underwear pants*

May i join? :evilking:

Yes you may join. *hands you treasure chest containing assorted underwear pants*

[MagicKnight Locke]

i am in.I am thieving...i just stole a cookie from the cookie jar.I can steal other things too.*steals hootenanny's cookies*.

In other words:i am in

[Burtsplurt]

I think we'll need to steal more than cookies to win this election. Stealing Sakura Yume should just about do it...

[UltimaSepheroth]

I'll join. :magus:

mwahahahahaha!!!!!

[MagicKnight Locke]

Originally posted by Burtsplurt
I think we'll need to steal more than cookies to win this election. Stealing Sakura Yume should just about do it...

*steals sakura yume's clothes with cookies*

Fwahhahaha finally we have the cookies...now we can win.

[Phil]

ultima septhroth you traitor! be were best friends at school! how could you join hootnanny?

[UltimaSepheroth]

fool! STEALING is much better! *come to the darkish side thingy*

[MagicKnight Locke]

i dont really know who those sephtroth and hootnanny are(what wonderful grammar)but i think that thief party is best.
He chose the best

*steals vincent's clothes and cookies*

Fwahhahahahaaaa

[Pure Strife]

Yes, he did choose the right party. Thieves forever!!!

*assists in stealing clothes and cookies*

[Zifnab]

Hoot: plz change Me and Yuna's usernames in the userlist :P Yuna Starwind > Star and I'm sure you can figure me out.
And a big welcome to y'all :D *goes to embrace new members, and steals wallet :P*

[Heart]

Thief party is best. All hail the thief party... *voteness*

...Can I go now Cloud?

[Twisted Heat]

Those 2 nameless theif's are from FFT
lets call them...
T1 & T2 (yes...I stole it from the Terminator movies...I stole the rights to use it)...(and now we own it)

[Shiroi Kumo]

Does that mean you'll be using Schwarzenegger as your mascot, as the Bruckners have Fabio?

Cheers.

[HOOTERS]

No, it most certainly doesn't. We don't rely on cheesy mascots in the Thief Party and besides if we were gonna have a mascot it would be a thief, or it would be stolen.

ALL HAIL EVIL HOMER!!!!

EDIT: Don't.

[Zifnab]

Aww, but I wanted Locke and Galuf to be our mascot ;_;
:shifty:

Oh, and welkome Heart :D yes, bugger off now until the voting ;P

[Pure Strife]

Well as thieves maybe we should be hailing insurance companies... :/

btw, nice sig Hoot.

[Twisted Heat]

yes...no mascot, except for Locke...and that's it

[Del Murder]

Disturbing news.

Hootenanny, leader of Thief Party, has been recently seen at the local supermarket <i>paying</i> for his groceries. Eyewitnesses report that the once-respected thief paid full in cash for all purchases, and even corrected the cashier when she undercharged him for a can of chicken & stars soup. This is an obvious disturbing blow to Thief Party's most basic values.

[HOOTERS]

Lies LIES! Don't believe this rambling idiot he has obviously been exposed to the foul stench of the newbies for far too long that it has warped his feeble mind! It was a can of Edgell's super sweet corn kernels NOT a can of chicken & stars soup. That vial breed of soup goes against everything we stand for here.

[Giga Guess]

Ah yes. The mud slinging begins....(Steals the mud.)

[Blizzard]

Originally posted by Hootenanny
Lies LIES! Don't believe this rambling idiot he has obviously been exposed to the foul stench of the newbies for far too long that it has warped his feeble mind! It was a can of Edgell's super sweet corn kernels NOT a can of chicken & stars soup. That vial breed of soup goes against everything we stand for here.

BUT YOU STILL BOUGHT IT!

MY FAITH IS GONE!

*steals someone else's faith* *straighten ups clothes*

*cough* Erm. Don't mind me.

[HOOTERS]

Don't worry Sage, what Del Murder conveniently left out of his little news item was the number of grapes I managed to eat in the store without being noticed! I think I got up to about 6 before some acne-faced teen whose voice hadn't broken yet got his goons to throw me out of the store. Mark my words I will be back.

EDIT: All is well I just stole the whole damn grocery store and it is being installed in the backyard next to the clothesline as we speak.

[Del Murder]

You mean the clothesline you <i>bought</i> at Home Depot?

[Pure Strife]

You bought something?! I have no role model anymore... :cry: I'm going to work for charity!

Or steal from it, whatever's easiest.

[Strider]

I'm still considering parties to join, just to let the thieves know. . .any party but the Bruckners. . .*shudders

Problem is, I am considering this party, but I'm not very good with intricate physical mechanics that involve swiping things. Therefore, I don't think I'd make a very good thief. . . but, what else can you guys offer me?

[Pure Strife]

what else can you guys offer me?

Monopoly money.

[Strider]

Hmm. . .tempting. I'd like to hear from Hootenanny, if I could, though.

[Leeza]

Originally posted by StriderX284
any party but the Bruckners. . .*shudders
You'd rather be known as a thief rather than a quality member of the Bruckner Party?

[Strider]

Yes. Yes I would. I don't even know who Bruckner is, so why would I hail him?

*mockingly makes hailing motion

[Pure Strife]

You're right Leeza, what straight guy wouldn't want to be known for worshipping a musclehead best known for being topless? It makes no sense :p

[Gene Ohm]

This is me, would I join a party that didnt allow me to steal? Well then, one that encourages it is even better..
*joins*

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[Leeza]

<i>You're right Leeza, what straight guy wouldn't want to be known for worshipping a musclehead best known for being topless?</i> - Pure Strife

We don't worship Fabio himself. We don't worship anyone actually, not even Bruckner. We do, however, appreciate their lives and what they have accomplished with all of the obstacles that they have had in their way.

Bruckner was ahead of his time and he wrote his music regardless of what his peers thought of him. For this he was ostracized, but his music is now great and monumental. He sacrificed for it because he believed in it and in himself.

Fabio has also had obstacles thrown at him from all people who think just like you. But look at him now! He's the one that's rich and out there for all to see! He's got videos and CD's and commericials and butter that isn't butter and maids for his dogs and goldfish. He persevered through all of the laughter and the jokes.

He's a good role model for all healthy people and a prime example of what you can be like if you eat healthy and exercise. He drinks no coffee, beer or any alcohol and he's very health-conscious.

We are very proud to have these two individuals representing our party. Believe in yourself and you can accomplish anything!

*hails Bruckner*
*waves at Fabio for Giggles*

[Zifnab]

Originally posted by StriderX284
Hmm. . .tempting. I'd like to hear from Hootenanny, if I could, though.
Well don't join any parties tonight then as he comes from that weird place where everything is upside down, and so comes online at dodgy times :O
And wow, Leeza wrote an awful lot of stuff. Too bad it is in vain when we can simply paste it and replace the names. :D



Locke was ahead of his time and he stole his Edgell's super sweet corn kernels regardless of what his peers thought of him. For this he was ostracized, but his briefs are now great and monumental. He sacrificed for it because he believed in it and in comfort down below.

[Pure Strife]

The problem with Fabio and others like him is that putting him in the spotlight and going on about him will only make overweight people feel worse about themselves. I know this, because I used to be one fat little kid at 11ish, and have sisters/female friends that get the same effect from female rolemodels like that who constantly emphasize on fitness. And while he is a good example to follow fitness-wise(actually, it was because of those awful creatures; teenage girls that I got into better shape), I can't help but view some of the stuff he does as just plain cheesy.

I know nothing about classical music, so I won't say anything about Bruckner because I'd just make an ass out of myself. More so than usual.

Anyway, this is getting too serious.

*throws pies*

[Leeza]

It's not supposed to be serious. :)

*throws back pies*

[Del Murder]

Mmmm...back pies.

[Leeza]

Tasty. :)

Jenova·Rebirth, did anyone ever tell you that you're nothing but a <b><i>thief</i></b>?! ;)

[Twisted Heat]

*steals leadership of the thief party*

[MagicKnight Locke]

I have a solution to all of thieves problems:

*steals bruckners' keyboards*
*steals hootenanny's clothes line and Edgell's super sweet corn kernels*
*steals more cookies*

There is the solution to all our problems.

[Edgar]

It's not good to gather theives, as it is unwise to gather the Dark Side of the Force. They will start doing stuffs at each otherr and well...

And don't try to sneak a remark on me, lol!

[Gene Ohm]

...I thought goatsecs where the dark side?
*steals cookies as well*
mmmmm

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[~Chibi*Moonlight~]

Originally posted by Hootenanny
*steals free passes for alcohol*
ATTENTION: recieve a pass for free alcohol now if you join the Thief Party!



Yes you may join. *hands you treasure chest containing assorted underwear pants*


Thanx alot for letting me in and for the treasure
*hugs the treasure so hard with some kinda shoes and knives flying from her eyes*
ohh, nice undies.. *steals his underwear pants*

[HOOTERS]

Glad to see you like the treasure, there is plenty more to come.


Originally posted by Twisted Heat
*steals leadership of the thief party*

*steals leadership back* Nice try.

Oh and welcome The_Dark_Genome. *hands you leadersh...err I mean treasure chest*

[Blizzard]

Hey. If it was ANYONE who would steal the Leadership role, it'd HAVE to be me or Jenova. *steals rights ;^D*

And Welcome to the Thief Party, 227/The_Dark_Genome. <s>post</s> Steal lots and vote. okaylike.

[Zifnab]

Hmm, maybe Hoot should update the list in the first post and add the forums to each person who's actually asked for em ^_~

My slightly-subtle post back there was for the FFVII forum btw ;P *steals from whoever wins it anyway*

[UltimaSepheroth]

hey, if we're requesting forums here could i have the general final fantasy forum?:mog:

[HOOTERS]

Yep you sure can...but you could have just stolen it.

[Mystikal]

-Looks around and drops some stolen lollipops-

Can I join in now?! :D

[Zifnab]

:D lol, you even got the perfect av and sig ^_~ welkome aboard! *swipes lollies*

[Mystikal]

Yay! -drops some more candy- :giddy:

[HOOTERS]

Welcome Mystikal, looks like you are true thief, and your lollipop stealing abilities will come in much handy.

[Mystikal]

So... when exactly are we going to win this election? :giddy:

[KimmY]

-Has made up her mind...-

Thief Party all the way! :roll:

-Snatches some baby chickens- :choc:

[Blizzard]

Ah yes. Hoot, about that. I would like to run for Gen Chat and Gen Square. thankya.

Also, welcome KimmY and Mystikal. *steals j00*

[KimmY]

Thanks! :laugh:

-Steals Mystikal's lollipops- :shifty:

[Pure Strife]

Ah, speaking of forum claiming, I'd like to claim whichever one is used the least, for the sheer hell of it. And whichever other ones no-one wants.


So... when exactly are we going to win this election?

Good point, when do we get down to some serious vote stealing?

[Isolated-Designs]

ok i would like to join the theif party.....im currently working on a stolen banner.....and oh by the way....i wouldnt mind stealing kimmy

ps: im a freaking graphic designer and i cant figure out why my sig wont work....i have the img tags and the http: that must go in front of the address...ive never had this problem before

[KimmY]

Hey... wait a minute...!! :O_O:


Can't steal me... I'm... Steal-Proof!! :roll:

[Isolated-Designs]

aww i hate that i cant steal kimmy:love: :mad2: :mad:

oh well i stole my banner i have and put the theif party on it so i hope i can be a member

[Pure Strife]

Wow, cool banner. Welcome to the thief party, I'm sure Hoot'll let you join.

[KimmY]

Besides... I wouldn't be able to fit in your pocket. :excited:

[Isolated-Designs]

:cry:

im sure you could fit in my car or my private jet and i can take you anywhere you want to go...:mog:

i could make all your dreams and fantasys come true but if not thats ok:aimsad: :kiss:

[KimmY]

Eep!

-Hides behind all the baby chickens she stole-
Bad man, make him go away!

:roll:

[Isolated-Designs]

:eep: :choc:

lol im just kidding with you.....you can come out from behind all your stolen chickens.....so what are the rules here....we can just steal anything we want....from anywhere....cuz i think ill steal the password from the owner of the forums so i can be the owner:tongue:

[KimmY]

I like my stolen baby chickens! -Hands out stolen baby chickens- :shifty: :choc:

:roll:

[Zifnab]

You're lucky me and Star don't get flirty in thread, else you two wouldn't stand a chance ;P

*steals Isolated-Designs and KimmY's hormones* :D

[HOOTERS]

Uhh whaTAS going on. I assure everyone I will formally welcome you wnehn I am not drunk but fot now...wjat everyone else said.

[Pure Strife]

Originally posted by Hootenanny
Uhh whaTAS going on. I assure everyone I will formally welcome you wnehn I am not drunk but fot now...wjat everyone else said.

I take it someone stole your sobriety. Might wanna try stealing that back... I hear coffee helps :D

[HOOTERS]

*steals coffefefefe, steals coefef....falls over in cornezr*

*steals cornersz*

<b>It looks like Hoot likes to double-post whenever he's been drinking. ~Leeza</b>

[Pure Strife]

I think the Master Thief may be having some problems... Just keep up on the coffee there Hoot...

[HOOTERS]

Ok, I'm fine now.

Welcome KimmY and Isolated-Designs, nice banners. Oh and no flirting in this thread...unless it's stolen.


Originally posted by Sage
Ah yes. Hoot, about that. I would like to run for Gen Chat and Gen Square. thankya.

Sorry but you can't run for general chat because I am. http://www.geocities.com/purplemonkeedishwasha/Hawklaughsav.txt Oh and you can't steal it from me.

Could everyone who hasn't already, please say which forum they want to run for. For now only put down one and then when everybody has picked one you can pick another one.

[Twisted Heat]

Final Fantasy VII! I want it

[Zifnab]

Originally posted by Twisted Heat
Final Fantasy VII! I want it
Finders keepers Mr.Heat :P

[Bounty-Hunter-Spike]

I'm in! Jenova·Rebirth stole me into this party.

Sign me up for the General Gaming Discussion forum.

*steals some votes from other party's*

[KimmY]

Originally posted by Hootenanny
Welcome KimmY and Isolated-Designs, nice banners. Oh and no flirting in this thread...unless it's stolen.

Hey, hey, hey!! No flirting between me and him!!! :O_O: Nuh uh. :yuck:

[Twisted Heat]

*steals your flirtatious ways*
Hoot is our leader. None of this will be tolerated.
*hails bandit lord*

[KimmY]

I wasn't flirting! :crying2:

[Streetspirit]

I WILL be the partys UVSIHPOH... DIT
(Unofficial and Very Secret Indeed Head of Propaganda and Oral Hygiene... D*** I'm tired).


Bleh

[HOOTERS]

Ok, well as long as we're picking our own titles I shall be.........Vice President!

No wait!.........JUNIOR Vice President!

[Blizzard]

*tumble weed drifts by*

Oh and Hoot, I'll take the FFX/2 forum as well

kthx.

[Pure Strife]

Well if we're picking ranks, I'll be TATSAADDN (-That ass that sits around all day doing nothing), pronounced "Tat-say-dun". Hooray for me!

[Giga Guess]

*Steals FF5 forums*

[HOOTERS]

Welcome to the party Final Freak.


Originally posted by Sage
Oh and Hoot, I'll take the FFX/2 forum as well

kthx.

I'd prefer it if at the moment we just pick one forum to run for until everybody has at least one. You will be the first to get that as your second though if nobody else wants it as their first.

*steals FFIX forum as second choice*

[KimmY]

-Refills the candy dish wif lots of stolen candy.- :shifty:

EDIT: The candy dish was stolen, too...

[Pure Strife]

*steals The Lounge forums*

Yup, that should do nicely :shifty:

[MagicKnight Locke]

ff8 forum all the way.I will provide free (stolen) cookies to help ff8 forum

[Bounty-Hunter-Spike]

Thanks Hootenanny! *Goes out to steal things*

[Zifnab]

The Darkside I sense in him. :shifty:

[~Chibi*Moonlight~]

I love this party! *steals all the candy*
And.. Oh Mik thanx for the compliment.

[KimmY]

-Still has all these baby chickens she stole-
Anyone want a baby chicken?! :giddy:

:roll:

[Zifnab]

Originally posted by KimmY
-Still has all these baby chickens she stole-
Anyone want a baby chicken?! :giddy:

:roll:
What flavours do you have?

[KimmY]

There's the chocolate kind, the strawberry kind, the grape kind, and eh... the vanilla kind!

Soon To Come: SuperSour Lemon/Lime-Baby Chickens! :giddy:

[Giga Guess]

I'll take a chocolate one. Literally *steals chocolate chicken.*

[KimmY]

Ooh, it's almost Easter, too! -Gets chocolified baby Bunnies!- :giddy:

[Giga Guess]

*steals baby bunnies*

*stands away whistling, avoiding KimmY's glare*

What?

[KimmY]

Hmph! -Gets colorful baby moogles with spots then!- :giddy:

[Bounty-Hunter-Spike]

Baby Moogles are cute ! *steals some*


BTW: i changed my name from Final Freak to Bounty-Hunter-Spike.

[Zifnab]

All you had to say was 'May I join?' But you get a C- for effort :P

:shifty: Erm.. strange person who just posted seems to have erased his post.. heh *looks stupid*

[ShadowDragoon]

You FOOLS!!! (laughs maniacally) You will never guess what i have stolen...(dramatic pause)

...

...

...

...

(OK THATS ENOUGH OF THE DRAMATIC PAUSE!!!)

(Sorry, self. I'll get on with it now...)

I stole...YOUR WIERDNESS!!! NOW I AM THE WIERDEST PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET!?!

Can I join the thief party?:love:

[Zifnab]

Ditto what I posted before you. :P

[ShadowDragoon]

And I just re-posted it (evil laughter)!!!

So...can I join?

[HOOTERS]

Yes you may join but I'll be taking my weirdness back thankyou. *steals weirdness and all easter-related products*


Originally posted by Jenova·Rebirth
The Darkside I sense in him. :shifty:

Have you noticed that he has a thief (Yuffie) in his sig also? I wasn't supposed to say anything but he is secretly working for us. Keep it hush hush.

[KimmY]

-Can't steal anymore 'Easter-related products' if her weirdness is stolen.....-
:shifty:
-Steals it back- :excited:

HaHa! Now I have little chocolate moombas! -Takes them and runs before somebody else steals them- .....

[Heart]

k I have to steal a forum too? Put me down for the cheap one nobody wants to steal :)

[KimmY]

Okay, Okay... I'll share! :giddy:

:roll:

[ShadowDragoon]

So you're saying all this party does is steal?!?

...

...

...

AWESOME!!!

[HOOTERS]

Originally posted by KimmY
Okay, Okay... I'll share!

Oi!! No sharing!

[Crystal_Clear]

count me in.. i guess

all i'm good at is stealing...

[KimmY]

:eek: Uh, I mean... Nuh uh!! You can't have them! :excited:

:roll:

[HOOTERS]

*counts crystal clear in* Welcome aboard.

By the way we dont have too long until the voting is supposed to start so everybody who hasn't stolen a forum yet better do it quickly.

[Mattokenzi]

Q1 D) windows XP
Q2 B) "whats up"
Q3 D) (go to nandos or burger king)
Q4 D I don't like hot drinks orange FANTA is the drink for me

:megaman:

So do I join i have a thief party on FFV
can I join Please? but im not stealing anything (its bad :mad2: ) But... I'll talk to people (distract 'em) you do the business and I like GTA III

[Giga Guess]

Welcome!

*steals bbhood86's complimentary treasure box*

[ShadowDragoon]

I hate to have to ask, but...

HOW DO YOU STEAL A FORUM?!?

But, either way, it sounds like fun!:tongue:

[Night_Sword]

Oh god yes. I've been waiting for a party like this for..... one day. I hearby pledge my loyalty to the Thief Party. And now I must make my signature with 'legally bought' paint shop pro 7 which I 'didnt' download on kazaa and then subsequently download the crack to make it forever be on 30 day trial mode thats for sure.....and my flashMX, C++ and Visual Basics were all legally 'acquired' not to mention all of the DnD handbooks, 'not' pirated software etc..... :shifty: So am I in?

[Blizzard]

Esselent. Welcome Night_Sword.

*steals random heirloom*

[Bounty-Hunter-Spike]

Welcome to all new members! *steals some stuff from them*

[Mattokenzi]

BBHood :mad2: *Giga Guess Dragoon Extraordinaire's room* "WHERE IS MY TORSO?" you stolen my chest
man this is a hard mission oh well i'll impress my ladies :joey: *sock draw* (oh look a thong "sick") what is under the bad? oh XXX magazines :joey: and my chest and loose change I'm gone "Bye Bye" :D :D :D

[Pure Strife]

Originally posted by Bounty-Hunter-Spike
Welcome to all new members! *steals some stuff from them*

*steals stolen stuff*

Welcome new Thieves, steal lots and have fun.

[HOOTERS]

Originally posted by bbhood86
BBHood :mad2: *Giga Guess Dragoon Extraordinaire's room* "WHERE IS MY TORSO?" you stolen my chest
man this is a hard mission oh well i'll impress my ladies :joey: *sock draw* (oh look a thong "sick") what is under the bad? oh XXX magazines :joey: and my chest and loose change I'm gone "Bye Bye" :D :D :D

I think you are more drunk than me...

Welcome bbhood86 and Night_Sword. BTW bbhood86 you were the 20th member to join! Therefore you get..............nothing. I forgot to steal it. :shifty:


Originally posted by ShadowDragoon
HOW DO YOU STEAL A FORUM?!?

*steals (insert whatever forum you want that isn't already taken here)*

[Tidus StarWind]

Can I steal my way into the thief party?


*Steals whatever he gets his hands on :shifty: *

[Nephiliam]

Originally posted by Hootenanny
*steals (insert whatever forum you want that isn't already taken here)*

Really? That simple? ^_~ Hmm.

*steals the Video Game Music / TSW Forum* :P

[Zifnab]

Originally posted by Tidus StarWind
Can I steal my way into the thief party?
Well your username is stolen, so I guess so ^_~

[Tidus StarWind]

*Dances around screaming yay yay theifs rule!...but really is just a distrackion for stealin the FFVII forum*


Ack! someone already stole that...well..can someone list what hasn't been stolen yet?!

[Pure Strife]

Hootenanny updates his original post in this thread every now and then. You can see a list of who's stolen which forums right at the start of this thread.

[Night_Sword]

By the way, does this whole party thing include Pirates??? I always wanted to be a pirate.

[Tidus StarWind]

*Laughs like a madman..well does his normal laugh muahaha!...*
I stole the FF Tactics forum it's all mine! :shifty: :D

[Tidus StarWind]

I stole fabio I was about to get tired of him myself! So I took him for the theives!

[Zifnab]

Boo to Fabio.
Boo to lack of 'Heart' in the first post. :P

[Moomba Misstress]

Sorry for the intrusion, but you have something that is very important to me.
*Steals back Moomba from Tidus Starwind*
Thank you, that is all. :fd:

[Pure Strife]

*steals MM's Moombas*

*plays keep away*

*gets crap kicked out of him*

Just one more day till the election!

[ShadowDragoon]

MWAHAHAHAH!!!

Let me see... what forum shall I steel:shifty:? Hmm:eep:... this is a tough one...:mad:

*steals whichever Final Fantasy 8 forum that hasn't been stolen yet.*

And you know why? BECAUSE FF8 ROCKS!!!!!!

[Pure Strife]

Yes, yes it does. Now calm down and slowly back away from the coffee...

Strange thing: When I posted this the first time it went behind SD's post... why was that?

[ShadowDragoon]

I haven't the slightest...:riiight:

Oh, and by the way, I DON'T DRINK COFFEE!!!!!

I'M JUST REALLY, REALLY WIERD, NOT WIRED!!!

[Del Murder]

Seems you have a little of both sides in you.

*enforces Theives*

[ShadowDragoon]

Nope! Not a drop of coffee in my body!!!

[HOOTERS]

*steals enforcing tools*
*enforces Del Murder*


Originally posted by ShadowDragoon
MWAHAHAHAH!!!

Let me see... what forum shall I steel:shifty:? Hmm:eep:... this is a tough one...:mad:

*steals whichever Final Fantasy 8 forum that hasn't been stolen yet.*

And you know why? BECAUSE FF8 ROCKS!!!!!!

Sorry but there is only 1(one) FF8 forum and it's taken.

Ok people, 1 day left til election = if you haven't stolen a forum by April 1 I will steal one for you myself and I will make sure it's a real crappy one like Current Events.

[ShadowDragoon]

Fine, fine! I'll look harder then!

How about the Final Fantasy 4 forum? I'll take that one. That was a fun game...:D

[HOOTERS]

Ok good, as a bonus you will also get FF I-III.

[ShadowDragoon]

AWESOME!!!

*also steels FFI, FFII, and FFIII forums*

Hey, is it ok if i advertise another cool website here? Or is that considered "spamming" or something along those lines?

And by the way, NOBODY NOTICED I CHANGED MY AVATAR!

Oh well, you win some you loose some, and I'm loosing the "most noticed" contest...

So, you guys think it looks cooler than my old one?

[HOOTERS]

It's considered something along those lines.

[ShadowDragoon]

Ah, too bad. There's this really cool video game site with lots of strategies, and forums, and miscellaneous, trivial info on the FF games that i wanted to tell everybody about. Oh well.

Hey, wait a sec, how do you reply to what I say so quickly? Are you psychic and automatically know when I post, or what?

[KimmY]

-Steals whichever forum Hootenanny decides to let her steal, even if it is crappy- :giddy:

[Leeza]

<i>Hey, is it ok if i advertise another cool website here? Or is that considered "spamming" or something along those lines?</i> - ShadowDragoon

You could advertise it in your sig if you'd like, but otherwise it's a no-no. :)

*hails Bruckner*
*waves at Fabio for Giggles*

[ShadowDragoon]

Like this? If not, i'll just take it off. (Evil laughter)

[Pure Strife]

Neoseeker is pretty good. The only thing about it better than GameFAQs is that you can link directly to the FAQs.

*steals evil laughter*

[ShadowDragoon]

*steals back evil laughter*

Oh, no no no no no, little man. My laughter you will NOT steal. That is the one thing no one else can handle. No one else can use it without being corrupted into darkness. Go ahead and try to take it if you want, but you won't survive it's wrath...

[Pure Strife]

Originally posted by ShadowDragoon
Go ahead and try to take it if you want, but you won't survive it's wrath...

Hah, yeah right!

*steals laughter*

*falls into oblivion*

Damn you ShadowDragon, with your evil laughter and lack of a spacebar :p

[ShadowDragoon]

*steals back evil laughter once again*

I hate to say i told you so, but...I TOLD YOU SO!!!

Now, if you'd appreciate it, I am starting to tire of re-stealing my evil laughter from fools:p that can't handle its power.

[MagicKnight Locke]

brucker already have all slots full...
dont know couldn't understand.
Did we have to all choose positions for a forum...

[ShadowDragoon]

I'm not sure... But hootenany will probably be around soon to answer.

[Dignified Pauper]

OOO! ADD ME ADD ME! I'M ALL FOR FIVE-FINGER DISCOUNTS.. ANYTHING THAT BENEFITS ME WHILE MAKING OTHERS DIS-FORTUNATE I'M ALL FOR!

So, i'll vote for your party and be a part of it!

[ShadowDragoon]

OK...maybe lay off the caffine for a while...

But, i'm sure we're all glad to have you here(yeah right!) :D

[Zifnab]

*bombs SD with bombs stolen from Mario Land*
Welkome Indelacio :D

[KimmY]

Yay! Let's win this election! :giddy:

:roll:

[Bounty-Hunter-Spike]

Welcome SD!

[HOOTERS]

Welcome Indelacio, nice sig.

I've stolen forums for everybody and put them in the first post.

[Pure Strife]

Very well, ShadowDragon, you can keep your laughter... for now. But one day there will be a reckoning :p

Anyway, it's the 1st, now what?

[KimmY]

-Impatiently waits to vote-

............ :shifty:

Aw c'mon!! I want to vote!! :giddy:

[ShadowDragoon]

OUCH!!! THAT HURT!!!

Oh well, I'm ok now, even though you knocked me unconcious for the good part of a day!!!

Yeah, when do we get to vote:mad: ? I wanna vote! WE SHALL VOTE NOW!!!!

[KimmY]

Ah ha... ha.. ha ha... it's April Fool's... we don't get to vote. -Shrugs- That would be a good prank, though. :greenie:

[Pure Strife]

Originally posted by KimmY
Ah ha... ha.. ha ha... it's April Fool's... we don't get to vote. -Shrugs- That would be a good prank, though. :greenie:

I hadn't thought of that... But that would be really cruel... So I'm just going to go with my original theory that all the EoFF admins have been wiped out by eating nothing but Cheetos for the last three months, which is why there's no kind of poll....

[KimmY]

Lol, that's a good one!

...Sad though, I wanna vote! :rolleyes2

[Dignified Pauper]

Either way, we'll win.. We'll just steal the real ballots and put our ballots in there... WHAT A GREAT IDEA!

[Pure Strife]

Yes, 8 bit theatre has been a major influence throughout the last three days of my life.


Either way, we'll win.. We'll just steal the real ballots and put our ballots in there... WHAT A GREAT IDEA!

But if there are no real ballots, how do we steal them?

[KimmY]

Magical ones.... :greenie:

[Pure Strife]

Ok, that sounds like a plan, now where would we find magical ballots? I could check under my bed, but even I'm not 100% sure what lives under there these days...

EDIT: Nope, just a very old BigMac container, several dead batteries, a half empty pack of Doritos and a few Softmint wrappers.

[KimmY]

They're flying around! Got to catch them and shove them in your pockets.......-Points- :giddy:

:roll:

[Pure Strife]

I don't know what you've been drinking, but can I have some?

[HOOTERS]

All alcohol will be confescated by me. *steals* You can have the empty bottle back though. *throws back empty bottle*

As for stealing votes I have a plan, I'm just waiting until voting actually starts to put it into action.

[ShadowDragoon]

No voting...

No voting?

NO VOTING?!?

WHY IS THERE NO VOTING?!? IT'S NOT FAIR!!!

Oh well...What's for lunch?

[ShadowDragoon]

HEY!!! Why do you get all the happy liquid? I want some too!!! *steals hootenanny's stomach and drinks what's left of the alcohol in it*

EWWW!!! THAT TASTED DISGUSTING!!! I'M NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN!!!

HERE, you can have your stomach back!