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Tokki Wartooth
04-12-2003, 08:48 PM
1. Small head!
2. Big arm!
3. Big metal arm, even.
4. He has a tattoo and an army cut. =D~
5. You know what they say about guys with big feet...big shoes!

BARRET SEXY! BARRET SEXY MAN ALIVE! WHAAAHAHAHA! *bunny harakiri*

DK
04-12-2003, 10:26 PM
I so agree. =D~~~

Best thread ever. EVER.

Shorty
04-12-2003, 10:34 PM
Me too. =D~

James Latimer Cockney Rebel
04-12-2003, 10:38 PM
He's like Mr T with subtitles! I can understand him now. So cool <3

Strider
04-13-2003, 12:33 AM
Yeah, Cloud can go stick it somewhere else. Barret owns.

Blue Headed Man
04-13-2003, 02:20 AM
...and he'll kick you friggin ass.

zacks_clone
04-13-2003, 02:52 AM
..sometimes i wounder about peope who use eoff...:D

HOOTERS
04-13-2003, 03:55 AM
So do I.....have they not met hot sexy Palmer???

animee_
04-13-2003, 05:37 AM
yeah Palmer is alot better than Barret by for sure

Big D
04-13-2003, 06:07 AM
I don't think of Barret as 'sexy' (what with being heterosexual and all), but he is one of my favourite characters. Strong, but a real softie where his daughter is concerned. A loyal friend who'll sacrifice all for those he cares about. Tough-talking, but sensitive and deep. Not afraid to do what it takes to defend what's right.
Even though he's been through a lot of pain, suffering and loss, he still cares about people in a big way. Pretty admirable guy.

But I agree with animee_...
Go Palmer!
With lotsa sugar, honey and... don't forget the lard!:bgl:

Burtsplurt
04-13-2003, 09:25 AM
He's my hero. *swoon*

Faris_the_guy
04-13-2003, 12:48 PM
BARRET AND PALMER ARE UNSEXY

UNSEXYUNSEXYUNSEXYUNSEXYUNSEXYUNSEXUUNSEXYUNSEXYUNSEXYUNSEXYUNSEXYUNSEXYUNSEXYUNSEXYUNSEXYUNSEXYUNSE XYUNSEXYUNSEXYUNSEXYUNSEXYUNSEXY

YOU Guys ARE PIGS


PIGSPIGSPIGSPIGSPIGSPIGSPIGSPIGSPIGSPIGSPIGSPIGSPIGSPIGSPIGSPIGSPIGSPIGSPIGSPIGSPIGSPIGSPIGSPIGSPIGS PIGSPIGSPIGSPIGSPIGSPIGSPIGSPIGSPIGSPIGSPIGS
(huff puff fingers..............soar)

o_O
04-13-2003, 01:09 PM
I don't like that post.

Faris_the_guy
04-13-2003, 02:17 PM
*sigh*
I know but Barret and Palmer are unsexy.

(Tifa and yuffie are exceptions though).

Mr. Graves
04-13-2003, 03:31 PM
....He's cool.

Faris_the_guy
04-13-2003, 05:19 PM
Who's cool?

Faris_the_guy
04-13-2003, 05:40 PM
I'll just think you're talking about Barret.
For the girls(and homos) what do you see in him.

Scandalous
04-13-2003, 05:46 PM
...This thread is disturbing me at an unspeakable rate.

Faris_the_guy
04-13-2003, 06:08 PM
I think a someone shoud close it. I don't find it disturbing though. It's actualy quite funny. "Barret and Palmer are so hot.*sigh". That sickens me(you pigs). Loving a 3-D nintendo character, don't get me started on that.

radyk05
04-13-2003, 06:54 PM
barret is not sexy nor is palmer. the sexiest man in ff7 is heid.... whatever his name is (the fat guy with the beard) kyah, kyah, kyahahaha. [/gaymode_off]

Faris_the_guy
04-13-2003, 08:44 PM
Radyk05, are you gay or something. A male being attracted ta another male is gross.

Enigma
04-13-2003, 11:03 PM
Can't you get banned for posts like this^^?

zacks_clone
04-13-2003, 11:07 PM
i dunno.i suppose if somone reports them....


and the 'gay' thing?its just a choice of lifestyle and if that makes someone ahppy,good for them

o_O
04-14-2003, 12:59 AM
Originally posted by Faris_the_guy
I think a someone shoud close it. I don't find it disturbing though. It's actualy quite funny. "Barret and Palmer are so hot.*sigh". That sickens me(you pigs). Loving a 3-D nintendo character, don't get me started on that.

*Sigh* My poor misguided friend, FFVII is in no way affiliated with Nintento.

Big D
04-14-2003, 01:03 AM
Besides, there's the slightest possibility that maybe, just maybe, the people making Palmer comments were actually joking rather than being serious. Perhaps Faris_the_guy just needs to laugh once in a while?

Tokki Wartooth
04-14-2003, 01:34 AM
Originally posted by Big D
Besides, there's the slightest possibility that maybe, just maybe, the people making Palmer comments were actually joking rather than being serious. Perhaps Faris_the_guy just needs to laugh once in a while?
Perhaps! But maybe not.

James Latimer Cockney Rebel
04-14-2003, 01:42 AM
yeah, Palmer jokes are bad, but Barret = <3

Tokki Wartooth
04-14-2003, 01:43 AM
You tell 'em, James! <3

James Latimer Cockney Rebel
04-14-2003, 01:45 AM
It's just the big shoes! I can't take it <3

Tokki Wartooth
04-14-2003, 01:47 AM
You wish you had big shoes, too, don't you? ;___; *patpat*

James Latimer Cockney Rebel
04-14-2003, 01:49 AM
Yeah, if only I was a 12 too. Size 12 that is...

Tokki Wartooth
04-14-2003, 01:50 AM
SUUURE. =D~

James Latimer Cockney Rebel
04-14-2003, 01:53 AM
You know you wanna be a 12 too =o

Tokki Wartooth
04-14-2003, 01:54 AM
I AM A 12!

James Latimer Cockney Rebel
04-14-2003, 02:03 AM
=o *checks* That SURE is a 12 right there. Oh my... *faints*

Tokki Wartooth
04-14-2003, 02:05 AM
PERVERT! I'm telling my accounting teacher.

James Latimer Cockney Rebel
04-14-2003, 02:11 AM
*pulls your pants down and runs away*

Tokki Wartooth
04-14-2003, 02:12 AM
Good thing I wasn't wearing pants already!

James Latimer Cockney Rebel
04-14-2003, 02:14 AM
... what are you wearing then? =o

On topic: What'd you think of Barret's pants?

Tokki Wartooth
04-14-2003, 02:15 AM
A skirt. ;___;

And I thought Barret's pants were very sexy indeed. All green and pointy...wait... *___*

Big D
04-14-2003, 02:29 AM
I liked his sailor suit.

*runs before Faris_the_guy gets angry again*

Isn't it strange... Faris_the_guy gets upset when people joke about Palmer, Barret et al, yet he's named after Final Fantasy's most famous cross dresser. Besides Miss Cloud, that is.

James Latimer Cockney Rebel
04-14-2003, 02:31 AM
Originally posted by Big D
I liked his sailor suit.

:love:

Tokki Wartooth
04-14-2003, 02:32 AM
You have good taste, Big D. *shakes hands*

Big D
04-14-2003, 02:36 AM
Now, if only Yuffie would wear her sailor suit more often...

*dodges bullets, Matrix-style*

Calvin
04-14-2003, 04:03 AM
You know, when people have the extreme homophobia, they usually turn out to BE gay........just something for Faris to think about. ;)

HOOTERS
04-14-2003, 04:26 AM
I like Palmer's birthday suit.

Tokki Wartooth
04-14-2003, 04:45 AM
Faris, Calvin; you don't seem to understand! This is not a thread about homosexuality! Girls can love Barret! Guys can love Barret! It's not gay! Barret's love is beyond any form of gay-ness. It is transcendent; like the sun and moon and stars! It's like loving God! Would you say a boy who loves God is gay? That's what I thought!

So please, don't fight. Just spead the love! And the Barret sexyness. RAWR! =D~

Big D
04-14-2003, 05:37 AM
Don't forget to spread the sailor suits, too.

o_O
04-14-2003, 06:44 AM
I was pondering. A person who instinctively displays the characteristics of a person of the opposite sex can correctly be classed as a transexual. Transexuals are allmost invariably homosexual. Faris is a female, yet Mr. Faris T. Guy is (apparently) a male, displaying the characteristics of a female. Yet he thinks the homosexuals are gross, and refers to them as 'homos.'

Please, FTG, think about stuff you say before you say it, so as not to offend
OTHERS.

Barret's Rocket Punch is sexy.

Calvin
04-14-2003, 06:58 AM
Originally posted by Línxiâotůzi
Faris, Calvin; you don't seem to understand! This is not a thread about homosexuality! Girls can love Barret! Guys can love Barret! It's not gay! Barret's love is beyond any form of gay-ness. It is transcendent; like the sun and moon and stars! It's like loving God! Would you say a boy who loves God is gay? That's what I thought!

So please, don't fight. Just spead the love! And the Barret sexyness. RAWR! =D~

Sorry. Didn't mean to offend. I was just trying to make a joke.

And back to the topic at hand: "Aw. You look like a bear wearing a marshmallow!"

DJZen
04-14-2003, 08:15 AM
I'd give Barret lots of *ahem* favors for little to no reward.... maybe a sandwich..... Ah hell, he's worth it, I'd do it for free.

Grimaldos
04-14-2003, 06:57 PM
Barret is okay... but Corneo is for sure the sexiest guy in FF7:D

Faris_the_guy
04-14-2003, 10:19 PM
Everyone is picking on me. I meant... you know what I meant o.O.
Yes Joe Keen, I can't stand the big shoes. Sorry about the gay thing. It's just[/gaymode_off] is weird.Geez, Big D, I won't get pissed off. Barrets pants, I didn't even look at them in the game.Sorry I didnt want to offend anybody. I am not gay. Lesbians are hot.(no comment).
On the sunject, did you see Barret at the inn in Costa de Sol. He was so funny.o.O, Faris is my favorite character and I didn't want a girl name, so I changed a few things.ok.good:D

o_O
04-15-2003, 03:34 AM
Yes, right, well, Faris the Guy, I'm sorry, no hard feelings? :) Barret's Rocket Punch is sexy.

Big D
04-15-2003, 12:33 PM
Geez, Big D, I won't get pissed off.
I wasn't pissed off, merely slightly exasperated.

Faris_the_guy
04-15-2003, 12:49 PM
Alrigh, thanks. And the whole 'gay' thing is over and we'll only talk about the topic.

Tokki Wartooth
04-15-2003, 01:12 PM
I'm glad you've all seen the light. =)

*<3@every1*

DK
04-15-2003, 01:19 PM
Sailor suit barret is almost, almost, as sexy as Tippy. He's that sexy.

Tokki Wartooth
04-15-2003, 01:21 PM
OMG NOE! ;___;

Faris_the_guy
05-30-2003, 01:08 AM
*revives forum*

everyone changed from this...incident:D

Eyece
05-30-2003, 04:51 AM
Originally posted by Línxiâotůzi
Faris, Calvin; you don't seem to understand! This is not a thread about homosexuality! Girls can love Barret! Guys can love Barret! It's not gay! Barret's love is beyond any form of gay-ness. It is transcendent; like the sun and moon and stars! It's like loving God! Would you say a boy who loves God is gay? That's what I thought!

So please, don't fight. Just spead the love! And the Barret sexyness. RAWR! =D~
God is a fat black woman. Didn't you know that?

Sheik
05-31-2003, 06:53 AM
I like Rufus.

Faris_the_guy
05-31-2003, 01:28 PM
why...shoes, suit whatnot(just be carful waht you write)

GrimmReaper
05-31-2003, 06:14 PM
I liked barred in his skimpy sailor suit. :choc:

James Latimer Cockney Rebel
05-31-2003, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by GrimmReaper
I liked barred in his skimpy sailor suit. :choc:

I like him NO HOLDS BARRED :x

Heath
06-01-2003, 04:28 PM
The scene with Barret and President ShinRa at the HQ just shows us how sexy Barret is. He so wanted him.

RSL
06-01-2003, 04:52 PM
No need to revive this.