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Nelo580
06-23-2003, 09:27 AM
Have fun with this one :D


When Seph tears Jenova's sheilding away as he slowy speaks: What would you do for a klondite bar?

When Squall frist meets Rinoa on the train: Hey where is the John i got to take a magor piss.

next

DMKA
06-23-2003, 09:32 AM
When Squall jumps in the blue convertable and speeds off to assasinate Edea he says to himself "SHIT! I already got 3 speeding violations...this ones gonna break my probation for sure :cry:

Clin-ton
06-23-2003, 10:18 AM
After Sephiroth does the thing he does to aries (trying not to spoil it) he bellows "got milk?".

Cloud turns to Tifa and says "Im thinking of getting a mullet, they just look so cool!"

I think of more later.

Big D
06-23-2003, 10:43 AM
Vincent Valentine, cool and unflappable, watches as Ultima Weapon streaks off into the sky above the North Crater. He then turns to his comrades and utters in an icy tone...

"Holy S:skull::skull:T dudes! Y'all see the SIZE o' that thing!?"

Peegee
06-23-2003, 11:24 AM
way to mod whore.....

Irvine to Selphie on the train

Irvine: Got milk?
Selphie: ...

Daryl
06-23-2003, 11:54 AM
Yes, this is going to General Final Fantasy.

Oh, and I know this is a humor thread of sorts, but please mark spoilers. Not everyone knows of these certain times/events in the various games. Thank you.

MagicKnight Locke
06-23-2003, 12:03 PM
Thing that kefka will never say:i said something normal,without a hord of woosley-ism-ism

Big D
06-23-2003, 12:09 PM
*Amends earlier post*

FFVIII spoilers!

Squall, onboard the Ragnarok:
"Woo-hoo, we're flying! Booyaka!"

Ultimecia, just before her defeat:
"Time... it will not wait... no matter how hard you hold on. It escapes you... And...
...Rinoa, I am actually you!"

Barret:
"Bright green is SO my colour!"

Cloud:
"I'd really like a smaller sword..."

Mo-Nercy
06-23-2003, 12:44 PM
Wedge (FF7) as he's falling off the Sector 7 pillar:
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!"

Aeris as Cloud puts her in the water after she's dead.:
"I can't swim!"

Blackmage
06-23-2003, 02:25 PM
Semi-spoilers...


-When Ultimecia pops into her final form...
Squall: Aww crap...

-Cloud (to Rufus): Wanna see my Sister Ray?

-Zell: I don't eat the hotdogs! I...uh...umm... ...Gimme me a footlong!

-Auron (to Lulu): Damn, you're sexy.

-After Kefka asks "Why do you yearn to live knowing you must die?" (or whatever it is he says...I haven't played FF6 in forever...)...
Locke: Because I wanna get mah freak on with my babe Celes!!! Yeah, baby, yeah!

-Barret: I pity tha' foo' that messes with me!

The Captain
06-23-2003, 05:11 PM
Zidane: "I don't want to get in your pants Garnet, I want to foster a relationship where we can support each other emotionally and learn to appreciate each others strengths and help each other overcome our weaknesses."

Steiner: "Yes, my armor is indeed a bit rusty."

Yuffie: "Let's share everything!"

Locke: "That's thief, NOT treasure hunter!"

Squall: "Guys, can we talk?"

Black Mage: "Peace and love to everyone."

Sefie1999AD
06-23-2003, 06:23 PM
*UNMARKED SPOILERS COMING!*





- When Squall gets impaled by Edea's icicles at the end of FF8 Disc 1, he says "Didn't a similar thing happen at the end of FF7 Disc 1 as well?"

- This is not my own idea, but I saw it in someone's signature. In that scene where Irvine's doing Edea's assassination operation, Squall says: "Look, Irvine, I didn't like Seifer either, but you were SUPPOSED to shoot the Sorceress!"

- When Yuna and Seymour get married and Seymour gets to kiss the bride, he says: "Would this be a bad moment to say that I'm gay?"

- When Tidus is hugging Yuna for the last time in FFX ending, Yuna screams "I'm flying! Jack, I'm flying! Oh crap, this is even more cliched than Titanic."

- When Cloud drives the motorcycle through the Shinra window (FF7 Disc 1): "Yeah! I'm Tom Cruise! Now gimme shades and some Mission Impossible music!"

Imperia
06-24-2003, 12:26 AM
Things that you would never hear them say:


"I'll use Exit to escape and catch up with Cecil! He won't have to rescue me!" ~Rosa (tied up in the Tower of Zot)


"I'll stop being a little wuss and start saving and taking care of myself. I'll also go to school and grow up!" ~Rinoa


"I'll stop being so nicey-nice to evil people." ~Yuna

Mo-Nercy
06-25-2003, 01:07 PM
Cloud, after using Omnislash:
"Hm...needs more slashes."

Any FFX character with a voice:
"Hey, Tidus."

hydan
06-25-2003, 03:32 PM
cloud when aeris is you know...
"aww this leaves just Tifa and Yuffie"

Red XIII 500 years later...
"if i was the last then how did yu lot get here??"

Aeris's ghost in church...
"why didn't you bury me??..."

Sephiroth at death by cloud...
"wait!!...can't we work sumthin out where could both benefit??"

Dagger to Zidane
"yu sure yu don't want butter on your sandwich??"(try work that one out)

Dagger to Zidane
"throw me....throw me like the name suggests"

Tidus to everyone
"don't yu respect me??"

Tidus to himself
"i really am the worst lead character so far!!"

Barret to Dyne
"my gun's bigger than your's!!"

Cloud to Mukki
"o...o...o...okay!!"

Cecil to Rydia
"damn yu aged quick!!"

Squall to Rinoa
"Quistis is really the right woman for me!!"

Squall to Angelo
"Rinoa's mine now,okay??"

Hojo to Aeris
"I'll run some tests then ask yu out!!"

Rikku to anyone
"yu say the dumbest things ya big meanie!!"

Vermachtnis
06-25-2003, 05:01 PM
FF6 Spoilers Ahead






After Kefka's "I Hate Hate Hate Hate ect." sceene
Celes: Ah. Holy Shit! I didn't cut it off did I?


Kefka moving the statues to and destroy the balance of the world
Kefka: Ehh! COmE on and MOVE! Ehh!! Why won't these things move.


Celes before and after the suicide sceene[
Celes: Well. Oops, I'll just make a mental note to never use the slow fish. Oh well. BONZII!.
Celes: Well. Crap! I missed that really big rock.

Edgar and Sabin talking in the Opera Sceene after Locke left.
Edgar: Well, brother I must tell ya something. I'm not the womanizing man you think I am.
Sabin: ...
Edgar: I'm acually gay.
Sabin: ...
Edgar: Are you even listoning to me
Sabin: ...
Edgar: What are you doing
Sabin: I think I figured out why they were singing.

hydan
06-25-2003, 05:05 PM
this is the best thread ever!!...
haha here's more...

Kimahri to self
"if people showed respect my vocabulary would rise inconsiderably on an antidishastablishmentarialism basis of inconcievably astonishing ways!!"

Rinoa to Zell
"but i like hot dogs!!"

Fans during FMV blitzball scene
"why are they playing that terrible music"

Tidus introduction to story
"aw...it's too long,i'll tell yu some other time"

Cloud after falling thru the church roof
"my but hurts... damn her's is nice"

Yuna to crowd at FFX end
"please stay...i promise we'll make up for it in the sequel"

okay they're a bit tiresome,i'll cum up with some more

Kurohime
06-25-2003, 07:22 PM
Maybe it would be better if I just showed you...

http://www.quad9dyne.com/waat/waat_pics/daggername.jpg

:D :D :D

Psychotic
06-25-2003, 08:05 PM
Sephiroth to Aeris: *squeals* ooh! lets totally like go down to the mall and get ourselves some totally like Keeeeeeeeeeewl clothes!

the son of lucresia
06-25-2003, 08:42 PM
sephiroth in the last battle saying...

i give up your to powerfull ill get out and let holly move

barret saying......

i love you guys. at the end of the game
,
cloud saying......

i need a bigger sword

BG-57
06-29-2003, 10:37 PM
Dagger: "So, you're a thief masquerading as an actor?"
Zidane: "Yep."
Dagger: "Don't quit your day job."

Cid Highwind: "No problem!"

Steiner: "No worries."

Bahamut: "Yum! Rat tails are tasty!"

Ceberus: "Got a milk bone?"

Omega Weapon: "o/~ Ring my bell... o/~"

Ultimecia: "How kome I'm not on a stupid Triple Triad card!"

Celes (to Locke): "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

Rubicant: "I'll heal you-fight at full strength! Oops that was a Fire3 spell! Hee hee."

Quina: "I'm full!"

PhoenixAsh
06-29-2003, 11:51 PM
SPOILERS




Tidus: Okay I get why I can mysteriously use a sword without any prior training, but if all seven of us gonna travel around in a big group how come only three fight at a time, what the hell are the others up to?
Auron: Quiet you.
Tidus: Actually now I think of it why are we following around someone dumb enough to risk taking a secret that could destroy the world into the heart of the enemy camp without telling anyone?
Auron: I said shush dammit!
Tidus: Oh and why didn't you mention that Yunalesca was evil so that we could think about it before going in to destroy what could have been Spira's only hope?
Auron: Right screw what I said to Jecht I'm outta here!


Squall (after learning about the history in the orphanage): Wait everyone, isn't this like an insanely huge coincidence? I mean seriously do you think we should discuss it at some point?
Quistis: Well sure, we COULD do that. Maybe you'd like to talk about why Ultimecia has Griever, or how in the vastly huge space between here and the moon, you just happened to find a floating spaceship in the minute or so it would have taken you to die?
Squall: I'll be quiet now.
Quistis: Damn straight, I tell she comes in here making you express things and have 'opinions', then wanders off to become an evil time compressing sorceress. We were all perfectly happy just to get on with things on her own.
Squall: Look I'm sorry! Do you want me to go into how an ex-instructor at a military academy thought it was a good idea to leave a post in an important ultra-secret mission to go and apologise for hurting a rebel-leader's feelings by shouting at them?
Quistis: Why the hell did you think they fired me?
Squall: Well it might have something to do with you taking your students to secret make out spots in the middle of the night.

Sefie1999AD
06-30-2003, 12:35 AM
LOL, Phoenix 17!

*SPOILERS!



Jecht: "I am your father!"
Tidus: "No! That's not true! That's impossible!"
Jecht: "Search your feelings. You know it to be true. Come with me. Together we can ride Sin as father and son!"
Tidus: "No! No! No!" (jumps down into a bottomless pit)

Tellah: "You spoony bard!"
Edward: "There is no spoon!"

Rufus Shinra: "I'll do my best to maintain world peace and rule the world so that everyone would be happy."

Sephiroth to Hojo: "Hi, daddy!"

NORG: "hAvE u sEen jAbBA thE hUt? hE lOoKs a lOT lIkE mE! bTw i sPEaK liKe n00b!"

Cid Highwind (FF7): "Listen Shera. I will marry you, and then I'll stop swearing and smoking."

Ultimecia: "Curse all SeeDs!"

Quina: "Let's debate: which gender am I?"

Amarant: "Wait for me! We need to help each other to win this battle!"

Kefka: "Alright, you're right. It was wrong to poison Doma just like that."

Tifa: "My breasts? I got them via plastic surgery."

Butz: "Don't you think I'm a little perverted for travelling with three chicks and each of them is a princess?"

Squall at SeeD graduation ball: "Dance with me?"

Yuna: "My voice actor sucks!"

Wakka: "Tidus, yo wassup my man!! Let's go hit on Rikku together, ya? She's da Al Bhed bomb! I luv Al Bhed, you know!"

Enigma
06-30-2003, 04:34 PM
FF7:
Cloud puts Aeris' dead body in the lake in the City Of Ancients: ....Well....Who wants to go for a swim?

When Red XIII sees Seto in the Gi Cave: So you're saying my dad's a statue? Grandfather, I'm seriously considering putting you in a retirement home.

Aeris praying at the end of Disc 1: I want a teddy bear, and a dog, and a snowboard...

Chocobo: Bark!!


FF8:
Squall: something other than 'whatever'

FF10:

Tidus: I will be a man!

Rude
06-30-2003, 06:24 PM
Quale: Quina you working hard.
Quale: You come far along way of Jiggalo.

sephiroth23
06-30-2003, 10:07 PM
quinna- frogs are gross they taste bad
steiner- zidaine your a good man
eko- zidaine your butt ugly

squall(to sefier after the beginging sceine)- thanx chicks dig the scars
zell(after he hit the train floor)-i need a new wepon my hand hurts

Big D
07-01-2003, 12:28 AM
Squall:
"Please, Quistis, talk to me. Tell me what's on your mind... you're my friend, and I care about your wellbeing."

Irvine:
"Selphie, I like you as a friend, but nothing more. I don't think we could ever be together. I'm looking for a serious, deep commitment, and I don't think you're ready for that."

Cloud:
"Wow, all these women keep trying to hit on me. It's so obvious!"

Sefie1999AD
07-01-2003, 01:29 AM
Big D: I see you added my little Tellah/Edward change to your signature. Was that really such a big dramatic spoon line?

*SPOILERS AGAIN!*


ZIDANE: "I'll never get any girl to like me!"

NECRON: "I'm a Star Wars rip-off."

OZMA: "Agh! I drank too much last night! Now my head's really spinning hard!"

RINOA: "Seifer, why did you leave me, you jerk!? I want you back!"

TERRA: "No cloud or squall can hinder us."

YUNA: "I'm a great actor! First I played a wimp summoner, and then I'll play a Lara Croft -wannabe on a group that yells 'Charlie's Angels'. Yay!"

BRAHNE: "I'm a fat elephant because Quina used to be my royal cook and I ate his frog soup every day."

KUJA: "What the... ?! I'm a GUY!"
ZIDANE: "But its exterior is that of a female!" (remember this from Chrono Trigger, when meeting Flea?)

EIKO: "Who cares about Zidane? I want Vivi!"

BARRET: "Cloud, I've been thinking ever since our Gold Saucer date and I think Marlene is exactly the right girlfriend for you."

RELM: "Kefka, you look like an ass clown! Even I don't want to paint your picture!"

YUFFIE: "I want to go on an airship ride!"

PhoenixAsh
07-01-2003, 02:18 AM
Laguna: Yes being a highly trained Soldier turned mercenary I'd love to come and help save the world, no I don't want to just stand around on this spaceship doing nothing!

Squall: Does anyone else think it's a bit odd that people have put our faces on cards?

Cloud: What do you mean is my sword trying to compensate for something???

Zidane: I'm sorry Steiner. You were 100% right in not trusting a professional thief who kidnapped a teenage princess and nearly got her killed several times within minutes of taking her.

playaGAW
07-01-2003, 08:09 AM
Amarant:"I'm gonna to cut off this nappy shit".

Zell in the cafeteria at the end of FF8:"I'm tired of hot dogs."

The white mage from FF1 on Jerry Springer:"I'm really a man.

Big D
07-01-2003, 09:02 AM
Big D: I see you added my little Tellah/Edward change to your signature. Was that really such a big dramatic spoon line?Not dramatic, but somewhat amusing. Keep 'em coming, everyone!;) This thread is turning into one of my favourites...

Phoenix... what happened to your name?

Anyway...

Edea:
"Rinoa! You B:skull::skull::skull:H! give me back my powers!"


Barret:
"Tifa! Run to the end of the cannon! No - the other way! The other end of the....
Why do I even bother, seriously?"

Squall:
"You know, guys... I think it'd be better if Rinoa stays sealed in the Esthar facility. At least then, she can't get possessed. I won't let my feelings cloud my judgement on this one!"

Vincent, Irvine, Barret et al:
"My magazine's empty. Anybody got some spare ammunition?"

The main cast of every FF:
"You know, this crisis is too big. I mean, there are less than a dozen of us. Let's just tell the authorities and let the highly-trained, well-manned armies of the world stop the demonic madman."

Tifa:
"No, the rumours AREN'T true! I'm NOT like that at all! I just prefer to hang around in bars wearing tight tops and tiny skirts. No, really, it's nothing even remotely dodgy!"

*Sincerest apologies to all Tifa fans, I don't mean any of this at all. In fact, I like her as much as any of you!*

Quistis:
"You look down, Squall. What's troubling you?"
Squall:
"Troubling me? TROUBLING me!? Yesterday, I was involved in a pitched battle in Dollet. Men I never knew died by my hand. I took away brothers, sons, fathers. And for what? Glory? Money? The THRILL of following orders? I'm 17, and a trained killer.
You want to know the worst part...? I'm more distracted by an anonymous flirty bimbo from the party than I am by the fact that I callously eviscerated scores of enemy soldiers. THAT'S what's troubling me."

Blackmage
07-01-2003, 03:10 PM
CAUTION: Unmarked Spoilers Ahead...




--Quistis (to Squall): Oh, you need to come after class for detention, you naughty, naughty boy. *whipcrack*

--Auron (as he sees Seymour Flux): Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *runs away, crying*

--Queen Brahne: Maybe I should consider liposuction or somethin'...

--Garland: You see, Zidane, in a sense... I am your father. ...So, let's play catch, son!

--Cloud (after Aeris gets ganked): Hey Cid, help me toss her over the side of the altar here! ...1, 2, 3! *tosses Aeris down the stairs, tinking along the stairs like the Holy materia did*

--Auron: *singing* I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...

sephiroth23
07-01-2003, 08:00 PM
FF10
auron- come guys lets have fun

kilmari- biron wuz right i am a weakling ronso

lulu- i got these belts here on my dress covering myself to see if tidus looks

tidus- to hell with yuna lulu has what yuna has and more

FF7
cloud- maybee i would look better in blue

barret- damn tiffa has a nice ass but aries is much better

tiffa- i want cloud what am i talking about cid is much better

red XIII(to a wolf monster female)- comeon baby we can fight l8er lets have some fun

vincent- i need a new bed this coffin is really starting to mold

FF2
rosa- rydia egde is so hot can i try him
rydia- sure can i try ceicl

cecil- i think being a dark night wuz more fun

kain- i need to work on becoming more strong minded

cid- i am going to have to ask our rosa

edge- sorry rublacant i forgive you
rublacant- verry well then are we friends now?

edward- yessssss i fell again but thats good i get so much sympathy for it

fasoya- i look like a potato

Radje
07-01-2003, 10:51 PM
Cid- Would any of you care to sit down and drink a glorious cup of nescafe gold?

Tifa fighting scarlet- Oooh, come on then! slap me like a ***** that the best ya got?

Cloud trying to get through the.... damn forgotten whats it's called, the endless forest untill u get the harp- La dee da dee da....what the, huh? Oh! this way *runs* um...ok same place *runs* Wah am i even moving? Am i lost? Do i really need this level of commitment? *breaks down in tears*

Reno- Oh, and don't step on the flowers......*crunch crunch*....damn

Vermachtnis
07-02-2003, 12:46 AM
FF4
After Leviathan's attack:
Yang: Rydia!! Come back! I want my five gil back!
Cecil: Man, mountains suck! I hope I don't have to climb any soon.
Edward: Cecil, shut up about mountains and help me fight off Leviathan.
Cecil: I wonder if Kain's died. If he is I blame that Rydia. Let's kill Rydia!!
Yang: I don't wanna get hit on the head with anymore frying pans.
Edward: Yea, you pussy! You sound as delourous as Cecil.

FF6
After Locke revives Rachel
Locke: Ok now where's my money.
Rachel: ~Yawn~ That was a good nap.
Guy that owns house: You burnt down my house!
Locke: I want my money. I "treasure hunted" your parent's house and your body and can't find it. Now give in to me!
Rachel: Fine. ~She reaches under the bed and pulls out 250 Gil.~
Locke: Good.
Shadow: Wow. All that for to fitty.
Lock Ness Monster: Can I have to fitty?
Everybody: Laughs

FF9
Random scenes in the game
Zidane: Kuja, I've changed my mind.

Vivi: Damn Rat! Thundera Mutha Fugga.

Zidane at the end: Garnet. I got an owie on my head. Will you kill and make it better.
Garnet: No. I've converted to Blue Mage now. Quina's the new White Mage.
Quina: I kiss and make pain go away.
~Eats Zidane~
Gogo: So she got you too?

EveningCross
07-02-2003, 01:58 AM
Warning: Spoilers Ahead

Neurotic Pilot on Highwind: Right sir! Taking off! Eaaaaahhhh!!!

Cloud (to Cid): Out of everyone on the ship, you let the crackhead do the steering.

Cloud: I'm thinking about gettin a crewcut.

Vivi: I have no neck.

Sephiroth: Won't you all just leave me alone? Do you have to keep following me?

Heidegger: Hahahahaha!

Scarlet: Gyahahahahaha!

Red XIII: Why is my grandfather a bad dresser with no legs and where does he buy his pants?

Vivi: What
is my grandfather?

Odin (against Seifer in FFVIII): Oh sh......! >Silence< Thud!

Kefka: This is all so dreadfully depressing. Tell ya what, if I put the statues back can we just do it like we did before?

Diamond Weapon: Is that sissy pea shooter all you've got to >Sister Ray fires< Uuggghh!!!

Cloud (demise of Diamond Weapon): Aww geez and I just got a new sword. I really wanted to off that one myself.

Big D
07-02-2003, 02:18 AM
Cloud:
"Aeris will no longer laugh, no longer talk, or cry... or get angry...
Gee, I like her better already!"

Strider
07-02-2003, 08:39 AM
*Sephiroth falls from the ceiling and thrusts his sword next to Aeris's side, purposely missing her*

Oop! Ha ha. You thought I was gonna kill you, didn't you? Nah, I'm just playin', really.

Big D
07-02-2003, 12:36 PM
Squall, Cloud, Tidus, etc:
"Swords are hopelessly impractical in this day and age! I want a weapon that works from afar. Get me an Uzi!"

Zell or Tifa:
"Oh my God, it's a hundred-foot-tall killer robot which shoots lasers out its mouth! I'd better destroy it by punching it with my fists!"

Shop owners all over the world(s):
"Uh, guys, I can't let you walk into my shop carrying all those weapons. Please leave them outside..."

House owners all over the world(s):
"Did ya ever think of knocking?"

Rinoa:
"That's OK, Squall, I can take care of myself."

The Captain
07-02-2003, 06:46 PM
Selphie: "You know what I love most about trains? How so many theories of physics can be recreated just by staring out the window; how the world seems to move and at the same time stand still showing contrasting motion. Velocity, acceleration, they can all be felt right here on the train. I think it's a very deep concept that needs further studying."

Headmaster Cid: "No, I was not in Patch Adams! But, yeah I WAS great in Good Will Hunting, wasn't I?"

Tifa: "NO, people come into my bar for the drinks, not to stare at me, I swear!"

Cloud to Aeris, after falling into Slum's Church: "OUCH! I think I broke my back, and you're worried about your flowers?!"

Zell: "Give me a hamburger, or better yet, a salad."

Locke: "It's not stealing if you want to give it back, but just can't because you're using it.."

Squall to Irvine after shooting at Edea: "And girls find you attractive?! Grow a spine and get back to me, alright?"

Edgar: "The Opera? Phew, I thought you said Oprah!"

Take care all.

Cyan_Lightning
07-02-2003, 09:13 PM
*At the Dollet exam, after Seifer asks Squall something along the lines of: "This is your first real battle. You scared?"*

Squall: *giggles* Not when I'm with you, handsome.

The Captain
07-03-2003, 01:31 AM
Rufus To His Cabinet: "And tell Scarlet that I really DO give a damn.."

Barret: "The only reason I talk like this fool is to demonstrate that all children should be entitled to a proper education. Otherwise, they'd be talkin' jez like me. Don't be fooled though fool, I'm actually quite articulate, but for the general purposes of this, I gotsta act like a stereotype."

Rufus to Reeve: "Really Reeve, has Shinra been THAT bad to you that you have to galivant as a stuffed toy?"

Take care all.

Doc Sark
07-05-2003, 05:46 PM
Tidus: Huh? My voice broke.

zacks_clone
07-05-2003, 07:30 PM
Cid:SHERA!WHERES MY @#$%^@# TEA?!
Shera: ALRIGHT!THATS IT!:: thows teapot at cid :: MAKE YOUR OWN :skull::skull::skull::skull:IN TEA!I QUIT!

Tifa: cloud...you werent going to...?
Cloud : well....yeah.

§håd0w
07-28-2003, 11:24 PM
Cid: Watch your mouth.

Cid: It's ok Shera

Cid: Rise and shine

Yuna (After being confronted about anything): No!!! Your wrong, your all wrong.

Wakka: Al Bhed, Yevonites, Guado.. can't we all get along?

Behold the Void
08-01-2003, 06:54 AM
Any character whenever a dragon appears on the screen:

TROGDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

§håd0w
08-01-2003, 01:13 PM
or tidus when when land/sand worm appear

"HOLY SHIT!!!! IT'S HUGE!!!"

Brian The Pink Shark
10-21-2003, 07:01 PM
When the ff7 guys fight materia keeper, Cloud shouts, "arggh nasty big spider, save me Tifa"

MJN SEIFER
10-21-2003, 09:42 PM
Cid(7): Why do people swear? There is ABSOLUTLY no point in Swearing what so ever!

Squall: (To anyone) hmm? It looks like you could use a freind!

Angel_Eyes
10-22-2003, 02:41 PM
Originally posted by Cyan_Lightning
*At the Dollet exam, after Seifer asks Squall something along the lines of: "This is your first real battle. You scared?"*

Squall: *giggles* Not when I'm with you, handsome.

LMAO :p

Quistis: I dunno, I guess I just need someone to talk to..
Squall: You can talk to me anytime. My door is always open. What's on your mind? Have been feeling under any, pressure lately? What was your childhood like? I'm behind you all the way ^_^

Zell: I'm Zell! Or you can call me Chicken Wuss

Seifer: Hey Zell

Edea: Tee hee!

Cloud: You know Tifa, I actually really appreicate you and all the things that you have done for me. Sure, you lied to me, but that was only to protect me. You're amazing.
Tifa: -_-'

Sephiroth: Tee hee hee!

Cait Sith: I love you guys
Reeve: CAIT YOU STUPID MOTHERF****ER!! KILL THEM ALL!!

Kahless
10-22-2003, 06:05 PM
auron: Oh my God! You killed Braska! You bastard!

Sefie1999AD
10-22-2003, 06:26 PM
FREYA (in Fire Shrine): "Hey Amarant, is it getting hot here or is it just me? *wink wink*"

TIDUS (after Braska's Final Aeon appears): "Papa... is that you? Waah, you look so scary! I pissed my pants!"

KEFKA: "Nobody likes me."

ZELL: "Hotdogs pwn j00!"

ZIDANE: "Kuja, would you like to go on a private airship ride with me... huh, you're not a girl!?"

ZIDANE: "Stop flirting with me, girls! I'm getting sick of it."

ZIDANE: "Even if we lose, it doesn't matter... Our memories will live on inside others. So, even if we are born to die... I'm not afraid!"
Necron: "You will be. Heh heh heh, you will be!"
ZIDANE: "What? You damn rip-off!!"

Breine
10-23-2003, 07:09 PM
Sephiroth after killing Aeris:"Ooops, it slipped."

Advent Child
10-28-2003, 02:49 AM
"PENIS"

Breine
10-28-2003, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by Advent Child
"PENIS"

*lol*

§håd0w
10-29-2003, 01:05 AM
Originally posted by Advent Child
"PENIS"

:rock:

MagicKnight Locke
10-29-2003, 11:50 AM
fighter from ff1:i like knives
first crystal in ff3j: pheew you should really consider changing jobs.Those onion skins STINK and make me cry
ff4 zeromus:who am i?
ff5 exdeath:let me tell you my personality and autobiography
ff7 cid:lets mosey
ff8 seifer to puppy at dollet:aww,how cute.
ff9:zidane to garland

Zidane:What did you get from all this->spending the innocent lives of people
Garland:I GOT A COOL CAPE AND AN ORB DUDE.

Vermachtnis
10-31-2003, 12:56 AM
FF1
BM: HaDoKen!...What I don't really get that spell.

Fighter: Hey did you know the Square Root of 81 is 9. Or that Energy=Mass*Light of Speed squared.

FF6
Cyan: Why couldn't my name begin with a "R"

Celes: Did you know that when Kefka sticks out his tounge he looks like that guy from KISS.

FF7
Cloud: You know, since we're chasing Sephiroth we might need Scooby Doo.
Red: Hey wait a --
Barret: Yea, I F*&^ing love that dog.
Red: Don't you care --
Vincent: I haven't seen that dog since I was put in suspended animation
Yuffie: Woohoo! Scooby Doo.
Red: Hey wait a --
Aeris: Scooby is so cute.
Tifa: Yea he is.
Red: H-EY Why do you want some stupid-ass dog with a speech impediment on the team.
Cid: Red Shut the :skull::skull::skull::skull: up! We all love that dog.
Everyone: Yea, why don't you leave the team.

MagicKnight Locke
10-31-2003, 09:50 AM
got some new

Red Mage:I dont care about my stats

Aeris: Do you like my flowers?They are only 1 gil
Cloud:WTF U TRYING TO PULL ON ME!!??????1 GIL!!!!WE AINT ALL THAT RICH YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!

Nanaki(apologizing to aeris):You know ive been in that cage for so long and i just kinda felt the need...

Selphie:I like buses