THE GR8EST SPAM THRED EVER HAHAHA!

[Meow]

Who's Sunny? Since i'm new, i claim lameness on that question.

[Linus]

Bye. =D

Edit: Sunny is my alter-ego at another forum.

[Doomgaze]

<img src = "http://www.thedonkeysanctuary.org.uk/ds/pageimages/donkey%20taxi.gif">

[Linus]

Adam I think you failed.

[Erdrick Holmes]

Originally posted by Linus
So go kill and get the hell out of the thread. Jesus, you're killing the mood.

If it gets this meaningless thread gone.. then so be it. I'm sorry but on another fourm I was part of we had a HUGE spam problem and in result the whole forum had over half of its posts deleted and its members banned. Call it a phobia.

[Doomgaze]

I think NOT.

[Ally]

It's only one thread, Akuma. Get over it.

And excellent work, m'love. *licks* >=]

[Meow]

'Alter-ego'? Superhero-sexy...

[Nic]

Fainting = not good. ;D

RIGHT JOSH????

[Shoyku]

Akamaka: Simply don't go into the thread. Happy happy!

[Free Spirit]

i don't know. im going to post my dagger.

[Linus]

Blanco the way you keep looking at me like that...

Rawr.

[Blue Headed Man]

All the girls naked.

[Linus]

Nic: Fainting isn't "good," no. I think I'd use a different word to describe it.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Excuse me.
We're not talking about my hat.

[Mr. Graves]

Anyone want pie??

[Linus]

You're right, we're not.

Jermy will you please mail me your hat?

[Shoyku]

Your point?

[Ally]

No one cares about your hat anymore, Spiffy-wiffy. >=O

[Mr. Graves]

I know I don't....

[Meow]

All naked chicks is good naked chicks. No worries!

[MecaKane]

That thing is badass, Angel. :o

[Nic]

Nic: Fainting isn't "good," no. I think I'd use a different word to describe it.

Such as...? xD

[Linus]

Orgasmic.

Anyway, Roogle is a nice guy. Don't we love him?

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

I know I do!
<3

[Doomgaze]

<img srx = "http://www.danonartframes.com/graphics/a-1arneson-pie.jpg">


We do. Way more than Spiff's hat.

[Linus]

I can't see that last picture.

[Free Spirit]

mmmm fire.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

;_;
I cry. I cry.

[Linus]

Spiff your hat would look better on a chick.

[ZeZipster]

I'd like to announce that I like cheesy-potatos.

[Nic]

I want a hat.

[Linus]

You can wear mine when you come visit me.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

I'll give you mine if you come to my house and wear a pineapple. ;)

[Linus]

You can go to his house later.

Or all three of us can meet up and have pineapple for dinner.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Sounds good.

[Linus]

I'm recruiting more people for our fun, fun thread.

[Yamaneko]

Sorry, I don't spam.

[Linus]

Sure you don't.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

I'm gonna go get a coke from Albertsons. I'll be back in a bit.

[ZeZipster]

You just did Yamaneko, and now you're infected.

[Linus]

This thread is getting boring again. Everyone guess what's in my backyard.

[Chaos]

<i><b>Linus says:</b>
and also profess your love for me</i>


*professes*


=DDD

Chaos

[Raistlin]

I was forced here in cruel and unusual circumstances.

I demand recompense.

[Free Spirit]

tires?

[Linus]

Good God that makes me happy. =D

Edit: that was for elly

[ZeZipster]

Linus, dead bodies? It's always dead bodies.

[Linus]

It's not tires or dead bodies. It starts with a b.

[Nic]

Yay for pineapple.

And Spiffity's hat.

[Chaos]

Happy as a fox?

<3

Chaos

[ZeZipster]

Then it's a bitch.

[Yamaneko]

What's on Fox today? Who cares...

[Endless]

Originally posted by Linus
It's not tires or dead bodies. It starts with a b.

boobs?

[Erdrick Holmes]

A ton of "I love Joel" memerobilia!

[Free Spirit]

Hm i have a shirt that says spam. *goes and looks for it*

[Chaos]

Fox goes trot trot trot.
Doing the foxtrot.

*trots*

Chaos

[Linus]

You all lose, except Raf.

It's a boat.

[Yamaneko]

banana

[ZeZipster]

Is it a boat?

[Free Spirit]

A boat. Never would of guessed.

[Linus]

No, it's boobs. And BoB.

[ZeZipster]

Awww man I was late. I mean I certainly didn't wait till after the answer was revealed to make it seem like I knew.

[Chaos]

A houseboat?

Chaos

[Endless]

*wins*

[Yamaneko]

Not boobies then? That sucks.

[Nic]

I wish I had a BoB in my back yard. :(

[Linus]

Yes boobies. Pay attention. Anyway, it's time for the next game. What does the e in eestlinc stand for?

[Free Spirit]

a boat

[Chaos]

BoB has BooBs.

[ZeZipster]

We should elect some one to rule the world as our cruel dictator with a fancy whip.

[Free Spirit]

Have no idea what that means.

[Yamaneko]

e stands for e-commerce, which stands for bad business.

[Raistlin]

The e in eestlinc? I thought it was <b>E</b>estlinc.

[Chaos]

E = Eleanor.
E = Emu
E = Elephant.

Or just E = *beep*.

[Linus]

eestlinc is his name. e estlin c.

[Yamaneko]

And the "c"?

[The Man]

*linc'ed here*

[Linus]

The e stands for ________.

[Raistlin]

Elmer.

[Chaos]

More?
What is this more?

More than more?

How much more is more?

[Yamaneko]

glue?

[The Man]

this does not look good for homestar runner

[Linus]

Actually the e in eestlinc stands for rhino. You all lose.

[Chaos]

Cheese?

[Yamaneko]

The "l" in Linus stands for naked.

[The Man]

:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: src=http://conan.haxorz.org/notlookgood.mp3>

[Free Spirit]

hey i could of got that answer.

[Linus]

:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:><img src="http://loonybob.homestead.com/files/Picture_56.jpg"></marquee>

[The Man]

<z>

[Raistlin]

Rhino. Pfft. I was just about to guess that.

[Chaos]

No, the "I" stands for eskimo. Duh brain.

[Erdrick Holmes]

Must.... wash..... eyes.....

[Raistlin]

DAMMIT AARON DON'T START YOUR DAMN WINKING HERE TAKE THAT BACK TO FG :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2:

[Linus]

Ok I had a little talk with Aaron and he's agreed to delete his account from EoFF.

[ZeZipster]

THE SMILIES ARE ATTACKING!

[Chaos]

Why does it keep on asking me to download an MP3???

WHY???
WHY?????

[Yamaneko]

*bans The Man*

[Raistlin]

Ok I had a little talk with Aaron and he's agreed to delete his account from EoFF.

Now we just have Linus left.

[Linus]

Chaos, Aaron put an .mp3 in his post.

Also, do you like my picture Elly?

[ZeZipster]

Originally posted by Chaos
Why does it keep on asking me to download an MP3???

WHY???
WHY?????


Because it FEELs like it.

[Erdrick Holmes]

*tries to upload a ton of smilies in hopes of getting this thread closed.:) :) :) :) :( :( :( :( :o :o :o :o :D :D :D :D ;) ;) ;) ;) :p :p :p :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :rolleyes2 :rolleyes2 :rolleyes2

[Raistlin]

I feel like it.

[The Man]

it's an mp3 of homestar runner saying "this does not look good for homestar runner"

you should download it :aimsun:

[Yamaneko]

Get Firebird people. Then you won't be bothered.

[Chaos]

your picture is sexayh!!!!11!!

u r0x my b00bs Joosh.

[The Man]

Originally posted by Shin Akuma
*tries to upload a ton of smilies in hopes of getting this thread closed.Die, plz.

[The Man]

Originally posted by Yamaneko
Get Firebird people. Then you won't be bothered. Firebird > all. :)

[Linus]

Akuma if you do that, you'd probably be banned instead of just getting the thread closed. Are you still wondering why some people may have problems with you?

[Raistlin]

Get Firebird people. Then you won't be bothered.

[Free Spirit]

i have firebird.

[Chaos]

Firebird eh?
What type of bird?

[ZeZipster]

FIRE BIRDS ARE TASTY BIRDS!

[Raistlin]

IE sucks people; get used to it.

[Yamaneko]

http://www.transportuniverse.com/images/firebird.jpg

[ZeZipster]

http://texturizer.net/firebird/index.html

[MecaKane]

wtf Linus, don't tell him that. :aimmad:

[Linus]

Yams stole my car!

[ZeZipster]

spam

[MecaKane]

Whatta punk. I'll kick his ass. >=o

[Flying Mullet]

Originally posted by ZeZipster
spam
Yes please.

[Yamaneko]

Firebird (http://www.microsoft.com/)
































:D

[Linus]

Please, let's go back to lovin', not fightin'.

[Chaos]

Mmmm...car

[Raistlin]

Firebirds r0x.

[ZeZipster]

NONE FOR YOU ALL FOR ME!

[Raistlin]

*steals car and drives away in it*

[Chaos]

*eats the car*

[Yamaneko]

http://www.dougpayne.com/firebird.jpg

[Flying Mullet]

Originally posted by Raistlin
*steals car and drives away in it*
*watches while eating spam with green eggs and ham*

[Raistlin]

:cry:

[Chaos]

BRB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[Linus]

Here's a new game. Pretend my name stands for something. Whoever has the best entry wins.

[ZeZipster]

This thread has covered the topics of over 20 threads twice as fast. Spam is the most sufficient form of energy EVER MADEDED!

[Flying Mullet]

Leopards In Nevada Use Spandex

[Linus]

Not bad. You can have more than 1 entry, too.

[ZeZipster]

Linux
is
not a
useable
spork.

[Nic]

What did I miss? O:

[Chaos]

BACK!!!!11
Linus=
Ladies
In
No
Underwear
Sing

[Linus]

Sex.

Anyway, right now we're making fun of my name.

[Raistlin]

Lying In Nylon Underwear Sleeping

[Flying Mullet]

Linus Invoked Needless Uncontrolled Spamage

[ZeZipster]

Lame
insulting
never-ending
ultra
sucky

[Linus]

Chaos is kicking everyone elses' butts, hardcore.

[Meow]

<b>L</b>inus <b>I</b>s <b>N</b>o <b>U</b>seless <b>S</b>usan

Great jigglin' boobies! i leave for half an hour to let someone else use the phone line, and i come back to four new pages. Oh, what a day.

[ZeZipster]

Liver
is
nice
useable
snot

[Nic]

Yay. :D Ummmn. *goes for it*

Lickable
Incredible
Nic-shexing
Unf...unf...unf.
Sex.

[Yamaneko]

Loud Inferior Necrophiliacs Under Sedatives

[Chaos]

Heheh rawk.

[Linus]

Here's the current order.

1. Chaos.
2. Nic.
3. Flying Mullet.
4. Everyone.

[ZeZipster]

Live
input
needed
U
slob

[Linus]

ZeZipster, you can do better than that.

[Meow]

Lest Intimidated Newbies Utilize sex0ring...

[Erdrick Holmes]

hentai has to do with sex!!

[Nic]

I went weak with the Sauce, didn't I. :(

[Raistlin]

Pfft, Chaos.

[Meow]

Dinner, back soon. <i>ich will spam</i>!!!

[Linus]

If sauce was sex, it'd be better Nic.

[Peegee]

:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: loop="1" src="http://www.geocities.com/ghettoprops/doom_midi/deadjournal.txt">

[Erdrick Holmes]

Uhhh Mike.. it's messy.

[ZeZipster]

Liability
Is
Not
Usually
Supported

[Flying Mullet]

Let's Inhale Nitrogen Under Stairs

[Nic]

If sauce was sex, it'd be better Nic.

*coughity* But uhh. Josh. It IS sex. Are you blind or something??

[Bahamut2000X]

This got reopened and no one told me? Drats.

*re opens gift shop with overpriced merchandise*

[Chaos]

You called Raistlin darhlin?

[Flying Mullet]

Linus Is Not Usually Single?

[Linus]

Wow, these are getting worse. I proclaim Elly the winner. She wins sex with me. So does Nic. Everyone else can watch if they want.

Let's switch discussion to penguins.

[Raistlin]

<s>Linus Is Naked Undergoing Sex</s>

How's that, Josh? :P

EDIT: The prize is sex with you? *shudders and crosses out entry*

[ZeZipster]

Raistlin wins.

[Linus]

Raistlin wins a lifetime supply of Jojo.

[Nic]

Penguins can do flips. And they kick ass on trampolines.

[Endless]

Licking
Intimately,
No
Undies,
Sex

[Bahamut2000X]

Someone won something? Here have a free T-Shirt.

[Flying Mullet]

Originally posted by Linus
Let's switch discussion to penguins.
Hockey's cool, Pittsburgh's alright I guess.

[ZeZipster]

http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?p=dict&String=exact&Acronym=JOJO

[Raistlin]

Originally posted by Linus
Raistlin wins a lifetime supply of Jojo.

That's even worse.

[Chaos]

I win!
I win!

Yay!

*sex*

[Bahamut2000X]

Am I the only one hearing music when I'm on the site or does EoFF have a new theme song?

[ZeZipster]

No Bahamut your going insane.

[Bahamut2000X]

Again? Nuts.

[Raistlin]

That's just Aaron. Stop using IE and you won't have to listen to it.

[Nic]

xDDDDD

[Peegee]

:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: loop="1" src="http://www.geocities.com/ghettoprops/ding.txt">

[Peegee]

:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: loop="10000000000000" src="http://www.geocities.com/ghettoprops/doom_midi/deadjournal.txt">

[ZeZipster]

Yeah exactly your NUTS.

Tee-hee-hee I said nuts.

[Linus]

**6 hours later, after Nic and Elly are done collecting their prizes...**

That was fun.

[Bahamut2000X]

But...but...but...but...no more IE? What will I do AHHHHH *jumps out window*

[Peegee]

:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: loop="100" src="http://www.geocities.com/ghettoprops/ding.txt">

[eestlinc]

<img src=http://www.eestlinc.com/Chickiecha.gif>

[Chaos]

*hears teh moozic*

[Yamaneko]

Here's the patch B2K. (http://texturizer.net/firebird/index.html)

[Flying Mullet]

Originally posted by ZeZipster
Yeah exactly your NUTS.

Tee-hee-hee I said nuts.

Nuts? Geez, these prizes are getting worse and worse.

[ZeZipster]

BLU CHICKN!!!!!!!!!!111111111

[Bahamut2000X]

Nuts I got a ringing going on now. I swear I'm about to snap in the crazy killing spree sorta way..........now where's my shot gun?

[Raistlin]

But...but...but...but...no more IE? What will I do AHHHHH *jumps out window*
Use Firebird.

[Linus]

The picture stretches tables. Oh well.

[Free Spirit]

Yay i found my spam shirt. *puts it on* I feel really cool now.

[Bahamut2000X]

Awww but I like my IE...it's got a neat abbreviation. Unlike firebird which takes time to spell out and look over to make sure you spelled it right then to double check spelling.

[Flying Mullet]

Firebird for president!

[Chaos]

*hears teh beeps*

[Endless]

<img src="http://lopez.famille.free.fr/images/Linus.jpg">

[Linus]

That beeping is annoying. No more embed srcs.

[eestlinc]

B!B!B!B!B!B!

[Nic]

Hmmmmn Nuts.

[Bahamut2000X]

Soooo anyone else wanna go on a crazed killing spree with me?

[Peegee]

:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: loop="999" src="http://www.geocities.com/ghettoprops/chimes.wav">
:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: loop="999" src="http://www.geocities.com/ghettoprops/chord.wav">
:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: loop="999" src="http://www.geocities.com/ghettoprops/flourish.wav">
:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: loop="999" src="http://www.geocities.com/ghettoprops/notify.wav">
:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: loop="999" src="http://www.geocities.com/ghettoprops/onestop.mid">

[Raistlin]

www but I like my IE...it's got a neat abbreviation. Unlike firebird which takes time to spell out and look over to make sure you spelled it right then to double check spelling.
Wtf? Just call it MF then, I guess.

[Free Spirit]

My laptop has IE. I like firebird a lot more.

[eestlinc]

:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:>Linus sux</marquee>

[ZeZipster]

I officially proclaim this forum (with all the lack of power invested in me) CULT FIREBIRD!

[Nic]

And why don't you people just hit STOP if you're using IE? ;p

[Flying Mullet]

Look In Newbie's Underpants, Shudder...

[Bahamut2000X]

Cause it takes too much work to press stop.

[Linus]

Nic thank you for being sexy and smrt. Yes, smrt.

[ZeZipster]

Food. Haven't fooded my self yet. So I must eat.

[Linus]

I'd like to take this time to say I love Gau.

[The Man]

firebird > all

and stop using each other's real life names, you're confusing me

[Nic]

Mmn, smrt.

Heeeey.

I just realized something.

Nater's initials are NRC.

o.o ...Yeeeeeeahhhh.

[Flying Mullet]

Originally posted by ZeZipster
Food. Haven't fooded my self yet. So I must eat.
They've got nuts.

[Raistlin]

This thread is starting to suck like IE

[Yamaneko]

No time.

[The Man]

it was better when I entered it, now it's really starting to bore me

[Denmark]

And in conclusion, I love you all. Except you. *points*

[Free Spirit]

*watchs everyone talk*

[Yamaneko]

Damn you. You guys are going to make me switch to the quick reply style soon.

[Linus]

Guys, the thread doesn't suck. The people posting have to make it suck.

Therefor, make it better and stfu.

[Nic]

and stop using each other's real life names, you're confusing me

My real name is in my sig. o.o;;

[Bahamut2000X]

You know I think if we call this a party then staff would over look this as a spam thread...it's ingenious. *feels smart*

[Yamaneko]

I hate the quick reply.

[Linus]

They know it's a spam thread, doofus.

So let's spam some more. Tastefully. Without flooding or embed srcs.

[Bahamut2000X]

Normal reply works just fine if you got cable and a kick ass computer.

[Peegee]

:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: scrollamount=100> OMFG HERE IS A LINE OF TEXT </marquee>

:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: scrollamount=50><img src="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" alt="poo" height="150" width="150"/> </marquee>

:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: scrollamount=150><img src="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/images/smilies/freak.gif" alt="poo" height="150" width="150"/> </marquee>

:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: scrollamount=200><img src="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/images/smilies/flame.gif" alt="poo" height="150" width="150"/></marquee>

:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: scrollamount=1000><img src="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/images/smilies/chop.gif" alt="poo" height="150" width="150"/></marquee>

:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: scrollamount=150>If you can read this I am spamming. </marquee>

:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: scrollamount=200>BTW do you like my background music? </marquee>

[Raistlin]

But Staff'll overlook it anyway.

*thread gets closed*

[Linus]

**Agrees.**

[Bahamut2000X]

Pureghetto has doomed us all.

[Chaos]

Lets talk about Dingos

[Bahamut2000X]

What'sa dingo? *is moron*

[Nic]

Tasteful spam it shall be, then.

Gourmet spam!

[Yamaneko]

Raist should leave, NOW.

[Linus]

Dingoes are really cool, just like you Elly. <3

I'm trying to get Pureghetto to stop. ;_;

[Free Spirit]

Ack we are all doomed now. =(

[Endless]

Pureghetto was using the bgsound tag, not the embed tag.
<EMBED src="http://www.xs4all.nl/~dimaroan/htl/bgsound.mid" hidden=true></EMBED>

[Flying Mullet]

It's like a dog. And Bingo was a dog so a dingo is like Bingo.

[Free Spirit]

100 pages!

[Linus]

Wow, bgsound is like, archaic. What a newb.

[Bahamut2000X]

Ah that makes perfect sense.

I have no idea what that means- Matt's thoughts

[Meow]

"Maybe the dingo ate your baby!"

The thread only got balls since i left. But fear not, for i have returned with a vengeance.

...Man, who doesn't know what a dingo is?

[Nic]

Bingo. I hate Bingo.

[Chaos]

*dances like a dingo*

[Yamaneko]

I can hear sound. Damn you!

[Linus]

<font size=3095803>WELCOME BACK BLANCO</font>