THE GR8EST SPAM THRED EVER HAHAHA!

[Linus]

Let's begin.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

I say we talk about my new hat.

[Ally]

I want more naked pictures of Joshee plz. >=o

[Peegee]

I challlenge everyone to make this the longest 'non spam' thread.

[Linus]

How about me naked in Jermy's hat?

[Jowy]

I wonder how many people he sent this to? :D

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

ew no

[Linus]

6 or 7.

[Jowy]

Groovy.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

<a href=http://spacemansp.homestead.com/files/Image071.jpg>Hat!</a>

[Linus]

You are all my elite spam servants.

[Jowy]

I call vice-president.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

This is not spam.

[Nic]

Can I be a spam servant, Master Joshuation? :(

[Linus]

By the way, this is all for you Daniel. It's somewhere where someone likes you. <3

**Big hug.**

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

I like Danny too. *hugz*

[Linus]

To Pureghetto: No.
To Nic: Yes.

[Ally]

*luf teh dunyel*
*cuddle*

AND I AM NOT A SERVANT WTF >=O

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Now what?

[Linus]

Servant, not slave! I'll pay you in naked picshurs.

[Nic]

I liiike being a slave. x)

Mmmn. Daniel fan club? :D <3 Daniel. Make bannars! xD

[Ally]

whatever

How about you be my love slave? D:

[Linus]

Well maybe not a fan club. I just want to cheer him up.

Edit: Yes I'll be your love slave

[Cz]

Do you like green eggs and spam?
God no, but I like that hat. Does it come in mauve?

[Erdrick Holmes]

I say it's a matter of time untill someboyd closes this..

[Linus]

I love you Akuma. Don't ever change.

[Jowy]

Thank you for *drumroll* stating the obvious!

Your award is pie.

[Nic]

Awh. :(

[Linus]

Ok, so we love Daniel, Akuma, and everyone who's posted in this thread so far.

And pie.

[Ally]

And naked pictures of you, Joshee-poo.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

I think we should promote Akuma to mod. He seeems to have that keen "this thread should be closed" instinct about him.

[Doomgaze]

I'm glad you're here to tell us these things, Akuasrfm23t5qw4eh4396.

How about Ally is NOT anyone's love slave >=O

[Nic]

Uesh. We love Daniel, Akuma, and...everyone in here.

However, we don't love FFR. And I need to change my sig to...yeah...I need to change it. x_____x

[Linus]

<img src="Http://loonybob.homestead.com/files/Picture_56.jpg">

YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND.

[Endless]

You said "longest". *elongates post and therefore thread*

<table width=1 height=999><tr><td></td></tr></table>
:D

[Doomgaze]

JOSH! You compel me to do the forbidden dance with the gyrating of the loins!

[Nic]

Kinkah. o:

[Ally]

omg I am love slave to no one. *fwaps doomie* Get it right, you dumbarse. >=o

My love slave count is up to...three? I think? =D

[Linus]

Raf please don't do that. I said gr8est, not longest.

[Bahamut2000X]

Ooooo spam thread *joins in the fun*

*opens booth with over priced merchandise including T-Shirts that say "I was in the GR8EST SPAM THREAD EVER 2003"*

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Good gravy, Old Navy. That's a long post.

Why aren't we talking about my hat, dammit?

[Jowy]

I think you could gyrate better than anyone here, Adam.

[Linus]

I love your hat, Spiff. RAF FIX THAT DAMN POST PLZ

[Nic]

Monkeys in hats?

[Ally]

Adam's so sexeh. :love:

And, uh, g'job Raf? o.o;

[Linus]

I guess I could live with it even if he doesn't fix it.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

I'm gonna post my <a href=http://spacemansp.homestead.com/files/Image071.jpg>hat</a> again just for good measure.

[Doomgaze]

Ally, no, I can take care of that, you don't need anymore :(

GIS for "spiff's hat":
<img src = "http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:cnP1FZDscaUC:homepage.ntlworld.com/roger.slack/me_hattttttttttttt.gif">

[Nic]

How long do these things usually go on here until they get shut down, anyway? xD

[Linus]

Your lips look all crazy there Spiff.

Kildarre said I don't look like him.

[Erdrick Holmes]

Might as well have fun with this until the mods come.

Wheres my fuggen balogna sammitch?

[Agent Proto]

This thread makes me cry....

<img src="http://members.tripod.co.jp/pro_wrestling/anime/cry.gif">

[Endless]

<blockquote><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica" size="1" color="#FFFFFF">quote:</font><hr><font size=-2><b>Originally spammed by Josh </b></font><br />
Raf please don't do that. I said gr8est, not longest.
<hr></blockquote>

My bad, it was Pureghetto.

[Bahamut2000X]

How long do these things usually go on here until they get shut down, anyway? xD

When staff get's online.

[Linus]

Jeff, I want you to know that I love you with all my heart. Except that part.

[Nic]

Eeeeeeeeeee! Protie!

It makes me cry with its beauty as well... *_*

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Damn you people and your posting fast.

[Bahamut2000X]

How long do these things usually go on here until they get shut down, anyway? xD

In 3 seconds now.

[Ally]

Spiff is such a cute little kitty. <3

[Linus]

Oh, that explains it. And the next person that mentions this thread being... ended... gets fired.

[Agent Proto]

Oh well.... Since this thread should be enjoyed to the fullest. BRING IN THE <strike>SPAM</strike>FUN!

[Doomgaze]

GIS for "proto is crying":

<img src = "http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/Slurpee/eat-ring.jpg">

[Bahamut2000X]

I change my response to never.

[Nic]

Protie. You're my new god. <3

[Linus]

Thank you Jeff. You've seen that this thread hurts no-one, while bringing joy to all.

<3!

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

<34 pr00tie

[Bahamut2000X]

Proto is by far the coolest guy guy now.

Now in my gift shop I'm selling over priced Proto T-Shirts.

[Cz]

Is flooding a post with smilies spam, or just stupid?

Just for clarity.

[Doomgaze]

Agreed. But does anyone recall... the spiciest zombie of all?

[Erdrick Holmes]

Originally posted by Linus
I love you Akuma. Don't ever change.

*Runs to shower*

So unclean, soo UN CLEEEAN* Get it offa me!

[Logan]

Spiff, you look like Indiana Jones in that hat. or rather, your hat looks like an Indiana Jones hat.

[Ally]

Jeff understands us. I'm...so happy. ;_;

*cuddle* <3

[Linus]

**Buys a million with fake money.**

[Agent Proto]

Originally posted by Black Mage 121
Is flooding a post with smilies spam, or just stupid?

Just for clarity.

Do that and I'm forced to close this thread.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

I fail to see what that has to do with MY <a href=http://spacemansp.homestead.com/files/Image071.jpg>hat</a>!

[Nic]

Agreed. But does anyone recall... the spiciest zombie of all?

Spicy zombies? o: *newbie*

[Bahamut2000X]

I see this is fake money, your fooling no one...except me.

[Linus]

Please folks, do not flood the thread in any way.

We're having fun, and that would ruin it.

[Endless]

Originally posted by Agent Proto
Do that and I'm forced to close this thread.

Ohhh, the temptation.

[Agent Proto]

<img src="http://www.fuzzyfur.net/nadia/anime/nuku/n7.jpg" alt="No love for you.">
Haha. Thread's closed.

[Linus]

Haha, thread's open.

BoB said for us to have fun. I love you BoB. =D

[MecaKane]

Hooray for boobies!

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

yay 4 BoB

[Erdrick Holmes]

BoB.... Nooo please god NOOO

[Linus]

So, back to Spiff's hat.
It's so cool, I want 3 of them.

[Ally]

I guess Jeff really doesn't understand. *takes back her cuddle*

And Spiff's hat would be so much better if I was wearing it.

[MecaKane]

Spiff should take more pictures of his hat on different people, like his mom and maybe his doggie.
PS Here's my <a href="http://thehighwind.hypermart.net/Kane/la/sandy.jpg">Doggie</a> again.

[Del Murder]

This is false advertising.

[Linus]

Oh, don't say that Alleeeee. Jeff didn't close it. =D

[Ally]

But he mocked us. ;_;

[MecaKane]

Mocking people's fun, who could blame him?

[Linus]

Eh, he's still a good guy. =P

And Del, you have to HELP to make it a good thread.

[Doomgaze]

WE NEED A MUSICAL MONTAGE IN WHICH SPIFF AND ALLY TRY ON HATS!

[Ally]

How about no.

[Linus]

I'll provide the music. I can play the saw.

[MecaKane]

It's settled then, Spiff, Ally, Mel Gibson, get to work.

[Linus]

Mel Gibson? I thought you said Bruce Willis... sorry Bruce. =(

[Nic]

Bruce Willis? I thought we were talking about hats.

[Del Murder]

What about Del Gibson?

[Doomgaze]

GIS for "playing the saw":
<img src = "http://www.folkusa.org/Haworth_Saw.jpg">


I love how he has a little saw case. Do you have a little saw case?

[Linus]

Yes, I have a saw case.

What's GIS though?

[Big Ogre Umaro]

This spam thread is horrible.

[Yumi-Yimi]

Cool, I am gonna use spam.


:happybday everybody!

Happy new year!

Merry Christmas!

Go loony b000000b!




And.... stuff.

[Linus]

Mike, your face is horrible.

If it's so bad, why don't you make it better? EH? EH?

[Ally]

<b>G</b>oogle <b>I</b>mage <b>S</b>earch, you dork.

And shu'up, ogre man, we're having fun. >=o

[MecaKane]

Google Image Search :o

[Erdrick Holmes]

If this thread gets archived I will go out and buy a novelty car horn that plays 'lacucaracha' I swear it.

[Linus]

**Sigh.**

[Yumi-Yimi]

Originally posted by Linus

What's ILS though?

I Love Spam! Of course!

[Nic]

Google Image Search? O:

[Linus]

I love them for introducing me to new vocabulary.

[Yumi-Yimi]

love=good

[Linus]

LJ IF YOU'RE READING THIS, DON'T POST ANYTHING THAT COULD GET THIS THREAD CLOSED. >=O

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

omg akuma iz teh man run 4 ur lives!!!1

[Ally]

I think I'm lost. I'm not entirely sure.

[Nic]

Pakistan needs more boobs.

[Yumi-Yimi]

*emptyness*

[Advent Child]

Originally posted by Linus
LJ IF YOU'RE READING THIS, DON'T POST ANYTHING THAT COULD GET THIS THREAD CLOSED. >=O
oh grote >.<

[Linus]

Let's move the discussion to pineapple bras.

[Doomgaze]

is loneliness,
and loneliness is cleanliness
and cleanliness is godliness,
and god is empty just like me

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

I need more boobs. Or something. You know what I mean. Shut up.

[Linus]

LJ NO MORE POP-UP WARNINGS.

[ZeZipster]

99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around 98 bottles of beer on the wall...

[Linus]

**Throws the beer at lj.**

[Yumi-Yimi]

Pineapple sure is yummy. :)

[Linus]

Especially if a girl is wearing one. ;)

[Advent Child]

wearing ONE?

[Yumi-Yimi]

yes indeed
*uses random smilies*

:laughing: :frust: :smash: :bored: :crying2: :yuck: :strut: :megaman: :chop: :hot: :Oo:

[radyk05]

why is it called spam, anyway?

[ZeZipster]

Bah... Spam isn't spam with out God. It's just sacrilegious.

[Erdrick Holmes]

I feel bad about doing this but...

This is the song that never ends

[Linus]

Yes, wearing 1 pineapple and 1 pineapple only.

[Advent Child]

Originally posted by Linus
LJ NO MORE POP-UP WARNINGS.
what makes you think it was me?

EDIT:

Originally posted by Linus
Yes, wearing 1 pineapple and 1 pineapple only.
:D

[Yumi-Yimi]

Cause it tastes like spam

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Yumi, you are really bad at spamming. And lj I hate you. Just kidding. <3

[radyk05]

time for the simpsons...

[Linus]

Originally posted by lj
what makes you think it was me?

EDIT:

:D

Why do you THINK?

Anyways, get rid of it because the mods might not like it. ;_;

[Doomgaze]

How would it stay on?



...oh.

[Ally]

Get rid of the pop up thingie plz it's annoying as hell >=O

And I am NOT wearing any pineapples. That would be scary.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

omg linus u doubl;e posted@!@@221

[Advent Child]

Originally posted by Linus
Anyways, get rid of it because the mods might not like it. ;_;
very well.

[Linus]

thank you lj. =D

So, back to naked women wearing only pineapples: Good stuff.

[Yumi-Yimi]

Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff
Yumi, you are really good at spamming

I'm honoured (or something) :)

[ZeZipster]

I like chicken I like liver, I like meow mix please deliver.

Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

You know what would be better? Naked women wearing my hat. me-ow.

[Nic]

How do you wear a pineapple, anyway?

[Advent Child]

i wish *I* had a pineapple to wear

[Ally]

You don't... I think. o.o;

[Linus]

Well Nic, you lay on the bed naked and I put pineapple rings all over you. And then we do other things.

[radyk05]

how about naked woman wearing ME!!

[Jowy]

Whoa, when did this get re-opened? o_o

[Advent Child]

i wonder if unne would close this thread.

[Linus]

No radyk. That's terrible.

[Nic]

I want to wear pineapple. :D

[Erdrick Holmes]

... Geez 5-6 pages already.. damn I better get ready to buy that carhorn.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Yesterday. Get with the times.

[Advent Child]

rawr

EDIT: rawr to gamergirl.

[Linus]

Come on over, Nic.

Jowy: I would've told you sooner but you're not on AIM.

[ZeZipster]

When will it die?
WHEN WILL IT JUST DIE!!!

[Linus]

When I beat you at Breakout.

[radyk05]

thanks for your sensirity, linus. ill be doing something terrible now, if youll excuse me.

[ZeZipster]

Originally posted by Linus
When I beat you at Breakout.

Never, then?

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

haha Linus got beated

[radyk05]

yes, never.

[Linus]

Exactly.

[Advent Child]

Originally posted by radyk05
sensirity
I don't think that's spelled right.

[Nic]

K. Pineapple time. *lays on bed*

[Ally]

I think he meant sincerity?

[Advent Child]

rawr again

[Linus]

Originally posted by GamerGirl
K. Pineapple time. *lays on bed*

**CENSORED.**

[Erdrick Holmes]

Just wait till Unne logs on and sees this. Oh man...

[Advent Child]

Originally posted by Ally
I think he meant sincerity?
yup. and the above "rawr" was, again, to gamergirl.

[Linus]

Who cares? He'd probably join us.

[radyk05]

well, can't do better in a foregeing language.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

omg nic rofl *random nerd-boy horny statement*

[ZeZipster]

I'm having the sudden urge for pineapples.

[Ally]

'kay, this thread is boring/disturbing now. Bye guys. <3

[Linus]

Anyway.

Let's have a jumping contest. Girls first.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Originally posted by Shin Akuma
Just wait till Unne logs on and sees this. Oh man...
O MAN HES GOING TO CLOSE THIS SO BAD AND BE MAD ROFL LMAO
get a hobby

[Advent Child]

byebye. (ally)

[Advent Child]

Originally posted by Linus
Anyway.

Let's have a jumping contest. Girls first.

agreed. *looks at gamergirl*

[radyk05]

why don't we all sing "wish you were here" in unisone?

[Advent Child]

*plays his new bass*
l33t.

[Linus]

OMFG WHERE'S ALLY?

[Erdrick Holmes]

Im not gonna be around when Unne makes this train derail.

[Nic]

Jumping contest? But I'm being *CENSORED*

...Yeah. o.x

[radyk05]

we're just two lost souls swiming in a fish bowl year after year...

[Advent Child]

Originally posted by GamerGirl But I'm being *CENSORED*

oO
me next.

[ZeZipster]

This is a late response to a previous thread that when you read will confuse you because you don't know who I'm responding to.

[Linus]

This thread needs monkey pictures. Just 1 or 2.

[MecaKane]

Originally posted by Shin Akuma
Im not gonna be around when Unne makes this train derail.

Hi. Unne's not an admin anymore.
Bye.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

akmanujhnbsdheirf. Do you realize that Dr Unne is not on the EoFF Staff? Hm?

[Linus]

Hi Akuma you're fired. Everyone else, let's not talk about the thread itself anymore, you freaking lamewads.

[Doomgaze]

Ally, no, we didn't have fun yet :(

For the love of jeff, shut your noise hole, Akumawe3u5w236eyr.

[Erdrick Holmes]

Oh no...
*points gun to head*

[ZeZipster]

Hes not? When'd he deadminify? This is such new-news.

[Free Spirit]

Wow im really late for this thread. *Looks around*

[Linus]

A long time ago.

MONKEY PICTURES, SOMEONE. NOW.

[Nic]

Lamewads. x))))

I really need to make a new sig. -.o

[Advent Child]

http://65.33.208.101:81/gosportscards/baseball%20monkey%20with%20bat.gif

[ZeZipster]

That monkeys going to beat me. For spanking the monkey.

[Advent Child]

http://www.videopremiereawards.com/images/MVP3c.jpg

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Originally posted by Doomgaze
For the love of jeff, shut your noise hole, Akumawe3u5w236eyr.

<3

[Linus]

lj hath redeemed himself. Ok, that's enough monkeys. Now look for lemurs. Just 1.

[radyk05]

here is yer monkey...

[Advent Child]

that monkey rides an option snowboard similar to my old one.

[Doomgaze]

Less whining, more
<img src = "http://www.geometer.org/costarica/monkey.jpg">

[Linus]

That monkey has too much snot. You lose.

[ZeZipster]

Dude LJ what if you ARE that monkey.

[Linus]

ZeZipster wins.

[Doomgaze]

<img src = "http://www.dallas-zoo.org/photos/lemur.jpg">?

[Advent Child]

lemurs pictures aren't so easy

[Free Spirit]

monkey

[Meow]

i'm back from work now. *thread dies*

Holy <i>scheiss</i>, linus... this is the most impressive example of 'if ye build it, they shall come' i've ever seen.

[Advent Child]

WE'RE ON LEMURS NOW!

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Good work

[ZeZipster]

http://www.altavista.com/image/results?q=lemur&mik=photo&mik=graphic&mip=all&mis=all&miwxh=all&avkw=aapt
6,856 lemurs.

[Advent Child]

l33t

[Nic]

Llamas am win. :(

http://www.mv.com/ipusers/maceachram/alpaca.jpg

...Actually, that's an alpaca... xD

[Linus]

<font size=309458><b>HI BLANCO</b></font size>

[Advent Child]

http://www.latrobe.tas.gov.au/images/attractions/platypus.jpg
platypus am win!

[Doomgaze]

I HAD A LEMUR HERE LIKE THREE DAYS AGO YOU LLAMAS

[Advent Child]

wow, 8 pages.

[Nic]

KOALAS! I want to see a koala. A purple one. O:

[Meow]

Ooh, i get biggie letters.

i'm so part of the linus fan club now. ah wi' danse nakie fuh qwatuh.

[radyk05]

damn you!! i missed the simpsons! damn it!!

[Advent Child]

EoFF has too many pop-ups nowadays that try to install somethign from the gator corporation.

[ZeZipster]

koalas are evil.

[Erdrick Holmes]

The end of mankind is near...

[Linus]

No more animals. Get pictures of beaches now.

[Nic]

Koalas am win. 'Specially purple ones.

[Advent Child]

Originally posted by GamerGirl
KOALAS! I want to see a koala. A purple one. O:
YOU! I want to see you. A naked one. :D

[Yumi-Yimi]

Have anybody else noticed that this thread isn't closed yet?

[radyk05]

and who put you in charge of requesting pictures??

[Advent Child]

i'm too plazy to find more pictures.

[Nic]

YOU! I want to see you. A naked one.

But then they'd ban me for killing people. ;_____;

[Advent Child]

Originally posted by Yumi-Yimi
Have anybody else noticed that this thread isn't closed yet?
yes, MOTHER!

[Linus]

Guys. No more talking about the thread being closed. Enjoy it, lamewads.

[Advent Child]

Originally posted by GamerGirl
But then they'd ban me for killing people. ;_____;
meh

[Nic]

Ask Josh. He'll tell you. He just barely survived the attack of horrible Nic pictures once...

[Linus]

I fainted. Many times.

[Erdrick Holmes]

Just when I had faith in mankind. Daniel, Jeff, Bleys, Kishi, anyone... CLOSE THIS DAMN THREAD. It urges me to kill.

[Advent Child]

linus i'm supposed to ask you.. something...

[Advent Child]

i see. fainted from "yay" or from "nay"?

people faint at a good thing sometimes.

[Linus]

So go kill and get the hell out of the thread. Jesus, you're killing the mood.

[Doomgaze]

<img src = "http://www.nps.gov/asis/ppphotos/beach.jpg">

yes suh!

[Meow]

all talk of naked pictures make bob woozy...

[Yumi-Yimi]

Sorry people, go on spamming :)

[Linus]

Doomgaze, you're quite good at your trade. Now find a picture of Sunny from tGA.

[Advent Child]

well i'm off for now. bye guys