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Loony BoB
09-16-2003, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by Skye-chan
You mean that we really shouldn't believe <i>everything</i> that we see or hear on this island? So then that really isn't a fat naked guy I see skipping along the beach collecting sea shells and singing "I'm a Little Fishy"?
<font size=5><b>YOU THINK I'M FAT?</b> ;_;</font>

Madonna
09-16-2003, 09:39 PM
Well, if you did more exercise than skipping, it'd be a different case. You're still looking good, however!

Kenshin IV
09-16-2003, 10:20 PM
But not as good as you. ;o

=|

>_>

Madonna
09-16-2003, 11:46 PM
Aw, that's so touching, Kenny. I wish you were on the island with me. ^_~ :|

Well, okay, I do, just not for that specific reason.

Ifrit's Bodyguard
09-16-2003, 11:52 PM
Kenny dies, Kenny always dies

Kenshin IV
09-17-2003, 02:04 AM
Hmmm... where is this island you speak of?

Kami
09-17-2003, 02:29 AM
I picked 5 by the way *sexy pose*

bennator
09-18-2003, 12:19 AM
I think I picked 5 as well, though I domn't remember

Del Murder
09-18-2003, 12:58 AM
I don't remember if I voted.

Yoshix
09-18-2003, 01:02 AM
It would be quite ironic, if superdelete would get deleted.:D

Zell's Fists of Fury
09-18-2003, 02:39 AM
I h8 u PG.
*vote*

Peegee
09-18-2003, 07:21 AM
<3

eestlinc
09-18-2003, 07:38 PM
who is this eestlinc of which you speak?

me and strider picked the same number. :D

Ifrit's Bodyguard
09-19-2003, 10:57 AM
*whisper*Does anyone hear pirates??

bennator
09-19-2003, 02:48 PM
Avast me fair matey, there be pirates a'comin over the next swell.

HOOTERS
09-19-2003, 05:04 PM
D'arr have ye caught scurvy or somethin' thar be no pirate's 'round here especially not yer host stop lookin' at me like that b'fore I throw ye overboard!

Ahem...

Round whatever-we-were-up-to voting just ended and the vote tally is in:

Loony BoB - 2 votes
Pureghetto - 2 votes
Mik - 1 vote
Ifrit's Bodyguard - 1 vote
angel - 1 vote
Spaceman Spiff - 1 vote
El Mariachi - 1 vote
Levia - 1 vote
eestlinc - 1 vote


However, the third person to walk the plank is....



....just a moment....



....actually I've decide to fill in this space I keep wasting with a random quote selected completely at random...


It would be quite ironic, if superdelete would get deleted.


....I suppose it would be if that would hypothetically happen, anyway back to the suspense....




....the third person voted off the island is....






....Super Delete/Del Murder, with 4 votes. And so it would seem that the deleter has now become the deleted. Or something. Looking back, I suppose my telling everybody precisely the exact way in which to vote for you may have possibly contributed to your current predicament.

Whoops!

Anyway, you're not completely deleted, you're now part of the jury or recycle bin if you will, along with Mik who has failed to participate in the game thus far.

Now on to the next challenge:

Challenge #3: Word Hunt.

I've hidden a vast array of clues (5) across the board and your mission should you choose to not not accept it is to find the clues and then using the clues, PM me with a word that the clues clue you in on. The clues are enclosed in %'s like this:

%clue%

There are 5 clues but you may not need all of them to find out what the word is. The first person to PM me with the word and URL links to the most amount of clues will win immunity and cannot be voted off in round 4 voting.

This message will self destruct in t-x seconds, where x = you dousing your computer in gasoline and lighting a match.

Del Murder
09-19-2003, 05:36 PM
I have failed yet again, and now the world must suffer evil.

eestlinc
09-20-2003, 03:03 AM
:dot:

HOOTERS
09-20-2003, 02:08 PM
Challenge is over, Loony BoB wins. You can all go home now.

Huh?

Oh yeah...the rest of the game.


It begins.


(Round 4 voting, that is).

Kami
09-22-2003, 12:12 AM
what?

HOOTERS
09-22-2003, 05:50 AM
Don't ask me, I don't know what the hell's going on.

HOOTERS
09-23-2003, 05:08 PM
eestlinc.



Voted off.



Three votes.



Seeya later.



Bye!

I guess we could all see this coming. I mean, impersonating Del Murder in order to not get voted off is a great plan.

So thus concludes Round 4 voting, and what a round of voting it was!

Angel - 2 votes
Spaceman Spiff - 1 vote

OMG, the tally room was working overtime.

Challenge #4: Snakes or Ladders.

This game is just like Snakes and Ladders, only not. Basically there are two teams: Snakes and Ladders. All you have to do is PM me saying which team you want to join. Everybody on the team with the least amount of people will win immunity and cannot be voted for in the next round of voting.

Oh yeah and I'm the host so I'm allowed to double post. And spy on the female contestants while they bathe.

eestlinc
09-23-2003, 05:11 PM
hey, I voted for Loony BoB. this voting is rigged.

HOOTERS
09-23-2003, 05:13 PM
Yeah, great strategy by the way in voting for someone who has immunity and can't be voted for.

eestlinc
09-23-2003, 05:20 PM
that stuff actually counts? wtf.

HOOTERS
09-23-2003, 05:23 PM
No, I enjoy wasting my time creating pointless challenges that harbour no affect on the game whatsoever.

Loony BoB
09-23-2003, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by Del Murder
hey, I voted for Loony BoB. this voting is rigged.
*sound of heart breaking* ;_;

HOOTERS
09-23-2003, 05:27 PM
Ooh, a backstab!

*sound of heart unbreaking*

Loony BoB
09-23-2003, 05:32 PM
Say, who's still in this game? Seems as though not many people are around, unless they're playing it completely via PM with you. More people being kicked out by that no-vote-for-three-rounds rule yet?

HOOTERS
09-23-2003, 05:43 PM
Current Backstabbers:

-Vincent06
-TheAbominatrix
-Das Lynx
-RurouniSaint
-Spaceman Spiff
-Moomba Misstress
-Angel
-bennator0
-Loony BoB
-Ifrit's Bodyguard
-maxi333
-Leeza
-El Mariachi
-Pureghetto
-muchacho marc
-Kami
-Heath
-Levia
-LadySteph
-Shrunkin Master

Current Jury:

-Misfit
-devilmaykickass
-Del Murder
-Here Comes Big Mik
-eestlinc


In the next round of voting I'll PM everyone with a reminder, as last time I did that, everybody voted. I didn't do that the last two rounds because of Uni work but it's probably more that I couldn't be bothered. Nobody else has been kicked off yet for not voting three times in a row but there's a few people with their heads on the chopping block.

Oh yeah, I heard on the grapevine that a little birdy told someone that the lady next door said that there could be a mass culling in the future, especially if participation in the contest declines. Now might be a good time to start making alliances...

eestlinc
09-23-2003, 07:17 PM
the jury is much cooler than the people left on the island.

I didn't really vote for you, BoB.

Levian
09-23-2003, 07:41 PM
Ladeda

be alive people :)

Misfit
09-23-2003, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by Del Murder
the jury is much cooler than the people left on the island.
You speak the truth. :cool:

Ifrit's Bodyguard
09-27-2003, 10:21 PM
*whisper* I think they're all dead

bennator
09-28-2003, 04:22 AM
did I enter the latest challenge? *forgets*

eestlinc
09-28-2003, 04:26 AM
the jury has convened and come to a decision:

Hootenany (heretofore known as HOOTERS) wil be terminated from the position of administering this game due to gross incompetance and generally drunkenness.

HOOTERS
09-28-2003, 02:59 PM
Announcement: The Jury will henceforth be known and referred to as the Losers.

Now that my blood alcohol level has significantly dropped and I am no longer under the illusion that I'm a belly-dancing orangutan name Ferrero, Snakes or Ladders is over and here are the reults:

Snakes:
-Levia
-Loony BoB


Ladders:
-maxi333
-El Mariachi
-Das Lynx

Again, the levels of participation are astounding.

So, if my calculations are incorrect, maxi333, El Mariachi and Das Lynx have all won immunity. However, I got my younger sister to do the calculations and it actually turns out that Levia and Loony BoB are the winners and have gained immunity and cannot be voted for in the next round which is starting right now.

People you can vote for:
-Vincent06
-TheAbominatrix
-Das Lynx
-RurouniSaint
-Spaceman Spiff
-Moomba Misstress
-Angel
-bennator0
-Ifrit's Bodyguard
-maxi333
-Leeza
-El Mariachi
-Pureghetto
-muchacho marc
-Kami
-Heath
-LadySteph
-Shrunkin Master

eestlinc
09-28-2003, 03:27 PM
Vote HOOTERS

Madonna
09-28-2003, 04:59 PM
I say you go with your miscalculations. Obviously trusting your sister to help out is too much of a problem. Curse you, Snake-people; everyone knows Ladders are so much cooler. ...Yeah. -_-;;

Zell's Fists of Fury
09-28-2003, 05:32 PM
Hay!
I entered!

Ifrit's Bodyguard
09-28-2003, 09:33 PM
so did I, I wanted to be on ladders anyway so it wouldn't have mattered.

Strider
09-28-2003, 09:36 PM
People should take this game more seriously. . .

*snickers*

Kami
09-28-2003, 10:45 PM
*cries*

Maxico
09-29-2003, 09:48 AM
wait so whatever team I picked would have been to losing team. hmmm.

Loony BoB
09-29-2003, 10:03 AM
Originally posted by Das Lynx
Curse you, Snake-people; everyone knows Ladders are so much cooler. ...Yeah. -_-;;
That's exactly the reason I didn't choose them. =x

HOOTERS
09-29-2003, 03:59 PM
Oh yeah sorry Ifrit's Bodyguard.

BTW how many PMs can be inserted in my box?


Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff
Hay!
I entered!

The problem was you said you wanted to be on the team with the least amount of people which I clearly pointed out was not allowed in that PM that I forgot to send you.

Loony BoB
09-29-2003, 04:22 PM
I think the limit is 350.

Leeza
09-30-2003, 05:38 PM
When is our next food challenge? I'm hungry. If I can't go home or to the mini-bar I want some decent food!

Linus
09-30-2003, 06:59 PM
Contest over: Fronkey wins.

HOOTERS
10-01-2003, 06:25 PM
Ok, you heard the man...clear off.

Zell's Fists of Fury
10-01-2003, 08:10 PM
THis game is stupid. I'm going home.

HOOTERS
10-10-2003, 01:51 PM
Ok, now that my feelings have finally recovered from Spiff's harsh and hurtful statement, I'll continue this stupid game.

Round 5 voting is over and Round 5 voting: vote checking outing begins!

And here's the votes:

Spaceman Spiff - 2 votes
RurouniSaint - 1 vote
muchacho marc -1 vote
LadySteph - 1 vote
Kami - 1 vote

But the 5th person/palm tree/coconut-wielding monkey to be voted off the island is.....


....


...El Mariachi with 4 votes.


So uno momento por cupine El Mariachi, you have been El backstabbed. Adios! And judging by the 4 votes it would seem that some sort of allying of sorts has begun, so allied in fact that one might call it an alliance.

So El Mariachi is now a Loser, along with:

-Vincent06
-TheAbominatrix
-RurouniSaint
-Angel
-muchacho marc
-Heath

...who are also now Losers because of failure to participate.

Thus, the contestants that remain are:

-Das Lynx
-Spaceman Spiff
-Moomba Misstress
-bennator0
-Loony BoB
-Ifrit's Bodyguard
-maxi333
-Leeza
-Pureghetto
-Kami
-Levia
-LadySteph
-Shrunkin Master


And the Losers are:

-Misfit
-devilmaykickass
-Del Murder
-Here Comes Big Mik
-eestlinc
-El Mariachi
-Vincent06
-TheAbominatrix
-RurouniSaint
-angel
-muchacho marc
-Heath

And people I don't like are:

-Fronkey
-Linus
-Bleys
-Gareas
-Yams
-Guest
-Old Man Peterson
-eskimoes
-Big Bird
-Celine Dion

I'll have challenge #5 tomorrow, unless I'm drunk, in which case I'll have chkallange $69.

Levian
10-10-2003, 02:43 PM
Keep up the good work, Hoot :cool:

Leeza
10-11-2003, 12:01 AM
<i>I'll have challenge #5 tomorrow, unless I'm drunk, in which case I'll have chkallange $69.</i> - Hoot

I say you're already drunk. You've got El Mariachi on both lists. Unless I'm drunk and just seeing double, but I don't think that's it. :)

EDIT: No, I really was not drunk.

HOOTERS
10-11-2003, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by Leeza
Unless I'm drunk and just seeing double, but I don't that's it. :)

Hmm...I do that's it.

Challenge #5: HOOTER'S Big Blast

K, now I'm just stealing ideas from Mario Party, so don't even bother pointing it out. This is just like one of my favourite games - Bowser's Big Blast - only better and when I say better I mean crapper.

There are 13 coloured levers, 8 of which are wired to nothing, however the other 5 are wired to HOOTERS which have encurred a botched boob job and will explode if one of these 5 levers are pulled.

Your mission is to pull (lol, pull) one of the coloured levers. Just post in this thread which one you would like to pull (lol, pull), and I'll give about 36 hours until I announce who has been eliminated from the challenge. You can be eliminated by either:
a) pulling one of the 5 levers attached to HOOTERS
b) not pulling a lever at all
c) alerting everybody to the fact of how crap the challenge is
Then, everybody who hasn't been eliminated will then have to pull (lol, pull) another set of less levers until we eventually have one man/woman/Spaceman Spiff, standing.

Levers:

Red
Yellow
Green
Blue
Orange
Violet
Indigo
Pink
Brown
Black
Grey
Chrome
Booger

Everybody start pulling!

Edit: btw you can't pull somebody elses lever, that's just sick.

Ifrit's Bodyguard
10-11-2003, 04:28 PM
*Pulls Blue*

Loony BoB
10-11-2003, 04:45 PM
*pulls Chrome*

Leeza
10-11-2003, 06:38 PM
*pulls Indigo*

eestlinc
10-11-2003, 07:34 PM
the jury is displeased

Levian
10-11-2003, 08:09 PM
*pulls green*

bennator
10-11-2003, 08:47 PM
<font color="red">*pulls red*</font>

DMKA
10-11-2003, 08:55 PM
Is there a limit to how long these threads can get o.o ?

Zell's Fists of Fury
10-11-2003, 09:29 PM
I'll go with Booger.

Kami
10-11-2003, 11:00 PM
*pulls yellow*

Linus
10-11-2003, 11:26 PM
Wait, I thought I won.

Zell's Fists of Fury
10-12-2003, 01:28 AM
You thought wrong, bucko.

HOOTERS
10-13-2003, 02:35 PM
Originally posted by Ifrit's Bodyguard
*Pulls Blue*

...nothing happens...


Originally posted by Loony BoB
*pulls Chrome*


...nothing happens...


Originally posted by Leeza
*pulls Indigo*

5...

4...

3...

2...

1...

...nothing happens...


Originally posted by Levia
*pulls green*

...nothing happ...BOOM!!


Originally posted by bennator0
*pulls red*

...nothing happens apart from a dog getting hit by a frizbee...


Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff
I'll go with Booger

BOOM!!!


Originally posted by Kami
*pulls yellow*

*explosion sound*


Originally posted by Fronkey
Wait, I thought I won.

*nuclear bomb detonates*

Ok, Ifrit's Bodyguard, Loony BoB, Leeza and bennator0 have survived, the rest of you suck and are out of the challenge.

Now I have four animals:

sheep
orangutan
hippo
giraffe

For the four remaining in the challenge, your job now is to kick one of the 4 animals in the butt, two of which have explosives attached to the aforementioned body part.

Commence animal cruelty!

Loony BoB
10-13-2003, 02:57 PM
I'm drawn to the sheep.

Linus
10-13-2003, 02:59 PM
**is the sheep**

Leeza
10-13-2003, 07:14 PM
Why are you subjecting me to animal cruelty!? :(

*goes for the hippo*

Strider
10-13-2003, 07:17 PM
Wait a minute. . . I'm gone for a few days, and I get eliminated. Down with you all. Except the winner, of course.

Kami
10-13-2003, 07:56 PM
i knew yellow wasnt the right one!

bennator
10-13-2003, 08:53 PM
*Kicks Orangutan*

Ifrit's Bodyguard
10-14-2003, 08:17 PM
I'll take the giraffe then

HOOTERS
10-15-2003, 02:22 AM
Ok, the sheep and the hippo were rigged to explode, thus BoB and Leeza are eliminated (the other animals exploded too, but that was just for fun).

Damn, and now that Ifrit's Bodyguard has posted it means I have to come up with another idea....*tries to think of something original*....I know...here's two numbers:

1
2

One of the numbers is rigged to explode.

Start picking!

Leeza
10-15-2003, 02:31 AM
Does this mean that BoB and I are...dead?! Exploded?! Or are we just enjoying the mini-bar with the rest of the losers. :)

Misfit
10-15-2003, 03:42 AM
*runs around with a cookie* Hey! I know which number not to pick! Pick me, pick me!!

Levian
10-15-2003, 11:05 AM
Originally posted by Leeza
Does this mean that BoB and I are...dead?! Exploded?! Or are we just enjoying the mini-bar with the rest of the losers. :)

If I'm correct: You're still a contestant in this entire contest, but you didn't win immunity in <i>this</i> challenge :)

bennator
10-15-2003, 01:58 PM
2

Leeza
10-15-2003, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by Levia
If I'm correct: You're still a contestant in this entire contest, but you didn't win immunity in <i>this</i> challenge :)
Well that's a relief! I thought I was dead!

Loony BoB
10-15-2003, 05:18 PM
*shares some peanuts with Leeza*

HOOTERS
10-15-2003, 06:48 PM
Actually Leeza u are dead, and no sharing peanuts with dead peoples!

Numbero one explode btw, so bennator0 wins whatever it is we were just doing.

And thus, Round 6 voring beginds!

Peoples yous caN vote for:

-Das Lynx
-Spaceman Spiff
-Moomba Misstress
-Loony BoB
-Ifrit's Bodyguard
-maxi333
-Leeza
-Pureghetto
-Kami
-Levia
-LadySteph
-Shrunkin Master

Get cracking or voting if you prefer plz.

Leeza
10-16-2003, 05:41 PM
I'm not dead. These peanuts wouldn't taste so good if I were dead.

bennator
10-16-2003, 09:34 PM
Wohoo Immunity!

Now time to be evil..... or evail......?

Kami
10-17-2003, 12:26 AM
I'm still in the game? but.. my yellow exploded!

Loony BoB
10-17-2003, 12:36 PM
That was just part of the challenge for immunity. :)

HOOTERS
11-03-2003, 04:41 AM
Just when you thought this horrible excuse for a halfway decent competition was gone forever......it hasn't gone forever! Mwahahaha!!!

This time it's back with avengeance. And by avengeance I mean the voting tally for Round 6. Which I don't have yet. Those of you who haven't voted yet and I PMed have about a day to vote.

eestlinc
11-03-2003, 04:46 AM
wow, this is still alive?

HOOTERS
11-03-2003, 04:52 AM
Yes, sorry, I can't apologise enough but you have to think of it as Jumanji. The pain and suffering won't go away until we finish it.

eestlinc
11-03-2003, 05:22 AM
i just didnt ever watch jumanji

Levian
11-03-2003, 12:13 PM
coolness ;o

HOOTERS
11-03-2003, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by eestlinc
i just didnt ever watch jumanji

Basically, Robin Williams, Kirsten Dunst and two other not so famous people started playing this board game called Jumanji and everytime their pieces moved something would come out of the game like killer wasps, killer monkeys, killer plants, killer lions, killer stampedes, cheesy one-liners etc and then they discovered that when they finished the game everything would go back to normal ie all the bad stuff would go away so WE'RE ALL GOING TO SIT DOWN AND FINISH THE GAME AND NOBODY HAS TO GET HURT WELL ACTUALLY SOME PEOPLE HAVE TO GET HURT BECAUSE LET'S NOT SACRIFICE ALL THE FUN HERE.

Loony BoB
11-03-2003, 12:40 PM
I liked the funny hunter guy. :D

Zell's Fists of Fury
11-03-2003, 09:14 PM
Kirsten <3

Fuzakeru
11-04-2003, 04:48 AM
*Protests for no apparent reason whatsoever* ^_^;;

Peegee
11-04-2003, 09:52 AM
What's going on again?

HOOTERS
11-04-2003, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by Loony BoB
I liked the funny hunter guy. :D

I liked the part where he had a a gun and he shot things with the gun.



Round 6 voting ended scroll down for results:



Das Lynx - 1 vote
Loony BoB - 1 vote
Kami - 1 vote
Shrunkin Master - 1 vote
Pee Gee - 1 vote
Thungor The Great - 1 vote


But, the current most unpopular member of the tribe is…











…Leeza, with 4 votes. Leeza, you are now a Loser, please join the other Losers on the Losers bench where all the Losers go when they Lose. Also, Shrunkin Master will be joining you for his failure to participate even though normally I would award apathy and laziness but in this case I couldn’t be bothered to.

Well, well, well, four votes. It appears that the alliance has struck again. Or perhaps Leeza was just the least popular. Or perhaps Leeza was just the most unpopular. Or perhaps I’ve been rigging the votes this whole time. Who knows? Well except me and everybody at the hair salon.

Challenge #6: Box Filler Upperers

Hi. As you may or may not know but most likely may not because I haven’t told anyone yet my PM box is almost full (that is assuming that 350 is the limit) and yeah the challenge is that whoever sends the last PM to me before my box is full wins immunity.

Rules:
1) There are no rules except for the rule that you can only send me 4 PMs. There could be only 1 PM left until my box is filled or it could be 1000 so it’s up to you when you send them and whether or not you send them all in a row.

2) The PMs can contain whatever you want whether it be just a few words or a poem declaring you’re undying love to me with a naked photo attached (recommended).

3) This is not a drill.

Leeza
11-04-2003, 04:24 PM
<i>Or perhaps I’ve been rigging the votes this whole time.</i> - HOOTERS

That would be my first thought, but anything that gets me off of this island is fully acceptable. Thank you...thank you...thank you. :)

Maxico
11-04-2003, 04:28 PM
go maxi, go maxi you ain't been voted cos it's yer birthday. well not really but hey.

eestlinc
11-05-2003, 12:35 AM
i welcome leeza back to civilization.

HOOTERS
11-05-2003, 01:53 AM
Thungor wins immunity and Round 7 voting begins, albeit with a twist. This time the two people with the most votes will be voted out as opposed to the one people with the most votes.

People you can vote for:

-Das Lynx
-Moomba Misstress
-Loony BoB
-Ifrit's Bodyguard
-maxi333
-Pee Gee
-Kami
-Levia
-LadySteph
-bennator0

Vote plz.

Zell's Fists of Fury
11-05-2003, 02:03 AM
I rule.

Max
11-05-2003, 03:34 AM
Originally posted by HOOTERS
Also, Shrunkin Master will be joining you for his failure to participate even though normally I would award apathy and laziness but in this case I couldn’t be bothered to.

I am lazy:p but really it was aol's fault somthing is wrong with my internet. But now of course I learn how to use internet explorer and vote at the last minute...:( O well since im out ignore the last pm i sent you hoot:)

Female Ryuichi
11-05-2003, 08:01 PM
HOOTER must do 2nd series.

DMKA
11-05-2003, 11:43 PM
Gaaah when do us losers over here in the Jury get to do anything? Its getting boring...

Wait is there still a Jury or did that go out the window? I haven't been keeping up with this.

Loony BoB
11-05-2003, 11:53 PM
The jury decides who wins out of the last two or three people.

DMKA
11-06-2003, 12:06 AM
Ahh ok

*waits*

HOOTERS
11-06-2003, 12:25 AM
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT CONCERNING THE REVISED THINGYS OF THIS ROUND OF VOTING YES THAT MEANS YOU SHOULD READ THIS OR NOT I GUESS YOU DON'T HAVE TO ACTUALLY IT'S NOT THAT IMPORTANT: There will be only one person voted out. If that affects the way you voted then you can revote as always.

HOOTERS
11-07-2003, 01:27 PM
The votes have been tallied:

Loony BoB - 2 votes
bennator0 - 1 vote
maxi333 - 1 vote

But the winner and when I say winner I mean loser is...



...



...Pee Gee, with 5 votes. Geez, you're our most unpopular contestant thus far, even people who were already out of the game still voted for you. Please now be hanging your head in shame and join the rest of the Losers wherever they are.


BTW now that we have Mr/Miss Eoff comp to compete with in a desperate grab for ratings I've decided to completely change the rules and divide you into two teams.

The teams are (picked at random):

The Untolerable Killer Poisonous Barb Stick Wielding Monkeys Who Also Shoot Poison Out Of Their Eyes Using The Power Of Their Minds Well At Least That's What They Say:

-LadySteph
-Thungor
-Kami
-Das Lynx
-Levia



The Coalition Of Everyone Else:

-bennator0
-Moomba Misstress
-Loony BoB
-Ifrit's Bodyguard
-Maxi333


For the moment, whenever there is a round of voting you will only be able to vote for someone on your team. Individual immunities will still be up for grabs.

Challenge #7: Umm....make a crappy banner.

Ok, even though you're divided into teams the challenges are still individual. It's time for everyone to get out their non-existant art skills and put them to the test. PM me a picture of a banner for your team and whoever makes the crappest banner from each team wins.

A few hints:
-If you use any of this paintshop pro nonsense you have no chance.
-If you actually put the team's name on the banner you are considerably lowering your chances.
-The crappest one that makes me laugh will win, just don't put anything witty - that suggests effort.

Ok, get uncreative peoples.

HOOTERS
11-12-2003, 12:24 PM
Ok, the challenge is over, you can stop inundating my inbox with porn now plz.

I must say I was very impressed by the total lack of effort/artistic talent/ability to spell displayed by all of the contestants.

As for the winners, they are BoB and Thungor respectively.

BoB won because he was the only one on his team to submit an entry (even though that should be cause for losing).

Thungor won because he made the crappest banner possible. One word: Captain Planet.


Ok voting time. To encourage backstabbing and under-handed tactics this time you can only vote for someone on your team.

Red Team
-LadySteph
-Thungor -immunity
-Kami
-Das Lynx
-Levia

Red Team b
-bennator0
-Moomba Misstress
-Loony BoB -immunity
-Ifrit's Bodyguard
-Maxi333

Yes that means two people will be voted off. Not only will we get this piece of crap over with quicker but the people who get voted off will be comforted with the knowledge that there's someone else that sucks just as much as they do.

Zell's Fists of Fury
11-12-2003, 06:07 PM
You know you love it.


edit: for those who wonder:
<img src=http://spacemansp.homestead.com/files/003.jpg alt="The power is UP YOUR ASS.">

Madonna
11-12-2003, 07:49 PM
I liked mine more.

Totally unbiased opinion, of course.

Loony BoB
11-12-2003, 08:33 PM
My entry, if you were wondering. (http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/untitled.bmp)

DMKA
11-13-2003, 06:33 AM
From what I recall, Austrailia was the one continent (besides Antartica, but no one lives there so it doesn't count) that there wasn't a planeteer from...

Could this be somehow in connection with HOOTERS choice?:eek:

Heath
11-13-2003, 08:09 PM
I lost because I completely forgot about it. <3

HOOTERS
11-16-2003, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by devilmaykickass
From what I recall, Austrailia was the one continent (besides Antartica, but no one lives there so it doesn't count) that there wasn't a planeteer from...

Could this be somehow in connection with HOOTERS choice?:eek:

No. I don't care where they come from. That show was crap on a stick only without the stick.


Ok the double tribal council which I definately didn't copy off the last episode of Survivor is over and the voting tally is in.

Team Alpha:
-LadySteph
-Thungor
-Kami
-Das Lynx
-Levia

Their voting went like this:

Das Lynx - 1 vote


But the person voted out of the tribe was:


...


...LadySteph with 3 votes.



Team Beta:
-bennator0
-Moomba Misstress
-Loony BoB -immunity
-Ifrit's Bodyguard
-Maxi333

Their votes:

Ifrit’s Bodyguard - 1 vote
bennator0 - 1 vote

But the blah blah blah was:


...


...maxi333, with 2 votes.


So we have two more Losers in LadySteph and maxi333. Please get the hell out of here until I need you for the final tribal council vote.

So the current teams are:

Team Toilet Brush:
-Thungor
-Kami
-Das Lynx
-Levia

Team Pride and Prejudiced:
-bennator0
-Moomba Misstress
-Loony BoB
-Ifrit's Bodyguard

Losers:

-Misfit
-devilmaykickass
-Del Murder
-Here Comes Big Mik
-eestlinc
-El Mariachi
-Vincent06
-TheAbominatrix
-RurouniSaint
-angel
-muchacho marc
-Heath
-Leeza
-Pee Gee
-LadySteph
-maxi333


Challenge #8: Mr/Miss Backstab.

I have hidden a tiara somehwhere on the forums (not including any tiaras in the obvious ripoff of this challenge the Mr/Miss EoFF competition thread) and the first person from each team to pm me with the link to its whereabouts will win immunity.

Here are some helpfull clues:

Clue 1: It’s somewhere on these forums.
Clue 2: It’s a tiara.
Clue 3: Shaving your pubic hairs will not get rid of crab infestations.

Challenge start.

DMKA
11-17-2003, 05:36 AM
That show was crap on a stick only without the stick.
Not only that, but it was also PROPAGANDA!!!:whoa:

To bad I'm already a loser, because I found that damn tiara:mad2:.

Maxico
11-17-2003, 09:50 AM
Great. Im not here for two days and look what *bleep* happens. YOUR ALL BASTARDS. please dont hurt me.

Well at least I get a mini bar.

AND YOUR ALL STUCK THERE UNTILL IT ENDS. like jumangi. like hooters said. at least I think it was him. now Im just rambeling. and you proberly wish I wern't here. so like... yeah

*runs off to drink tequila and fight wandering monkeys.*

Watch your language, maxi. ~ Leeza

HOOTERS
11-17-2003, 01:16 PM
I lied, there is no minibar. Or water bomb factory.

Oh yeah Loony BoB was the winner of immunity on his team, and nobody was the winner of the immunity on the other because I couldn't be bothered waiting for you and I just assumed you would be too incompetent.

Time to vote:

Team "There's no Z in Teamwork":
-Thungor
-Kami
-Das Lynx
-Levia

Team "Duh":
-bennator0
-Moomba Misstress
-Loony BoB -immunity
-Ifrit's Bodyguard

Yeah vote for one person on your team.

Maxico
11-17-2003, 01:19 PM
If theres no minibar. Then what the hell am I drinking???!!! Well I can still taunt everybody right?

HOOTERS
11-17-2003, 01:28 PM
If by taunt you mean continue to tease, humiliate and flame someone until they develop an eating disorder then yes. That's kind of the whole point to this game.

Maxico
11-17-2003, 01:43 PM
Thank god.

looooooooo-sers
looooooooo-sers

go hoooooome.
I dont care if you arrrrre home.

ahhhh. happy days.

HOOTERS
11-24-2003, 02:07 PM
Ok ladies and gentlemen and undefined, the votes are in:

Team Something:
-Thungor
-Kami
-Das Lynx
-Levia

And the voting tally was:


But the person voted out of the tribe was...



....Kami, with 2 votes.

Team Something Else:
-bennator0
-Moomba Misstress
-Loony BoB
-Ifrit's Bodyguard

Voting Tally:

Ifrit's Bodyguard - 1 vote

Person voted off...


...bennator0, with 2 votes.

Also, Moomba Misstress has been eliminated from the contest due to her high levels of unparticipation. So it would seem that bennator0 has finally gotten his wish to be voted out. It would also seem that with Kami and Moomba Misstress gone there are only males remaining in the game. Notice I said "seem", some of the remaining contestants I'm not completely sure about.

Speaking of the remaining contestants, the two tribes will merge back into one tribe.

Contestants:
-Thungor
-Das Lynx
-Levia
-Loony BoB
-Ifrit's Bodyguard

Losers:
-Misfit
-devilmaykickass
-Del Murder
-Here Comes Big Mik
-eestlinc
-El Mariachi
-Vincent06
-TheAbominatrix
-RurouniSaint
-angel
-muchacho marc
-Heath
-Leeza
-Pee Gee
-LadySteph
-maxi333
-Moomba Misstress
-Kami
-bennator0

Challenge #9: Flame On!

Flame someone here at EoFF other than me or the current contestants and PM me with evidence of the flame.

Points will be allocated as follows:
Don't flame - No points.
Flame someone - 5 points
Get flamed back - 10 points
Get around swear filters - 15 points
Make someone cry - 20 points
Start flame war - 50 points
Start riots in Mexico - 100 points
Get banned from EoEO - 150 points
Get banned from EoFF - 200 points
Get banned from your local bridge club - 250 points

Person with most points wins.

Ok start flaming you :skull::skull::skull::skull:ers.

Loony BoB
11-24-2003, 02:38 PM
Seeing as everyone in our alliance is left and nobody else is, that means it's time for me to get voted out. Backstab me, guys. :D

:aimsun: We so owned this game. I'm satisfied with being the organiser of this here alliance.

HOOTERS, change your challenge or finish it now since everyone is gonna vote me out anyways. And, uh, you're cool. 'n stuff.

Levian
11-24-2003, 02:53 PM
Poor Hooters made a challenge for no use :cry:

HOOTERS
11-24-2003, 03:14 PM
Aww, no flaming :(

Ok, unless any of the remaining contestants object, Loony BoB will be the next off the island.

ps the challenge is over but please don't let this stop you from flaming random people on the board.

Loony BoB
11-24-2003, 03:31 PM
Yay, I'm a loser again!

Strider
11-24-2003, 03:58 PM
When do all of the losers get to exact their vengeance for getting voted off? I wanna make someone cry, too. :(

Maxico
11-24-2003, 05:32 PM
Looooosers.

Your all gonna fail.

exept the winner.

hahahaha.

and your stuck there.