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Cid's Wife
09-28-2003, 06:23 AM
I eat poop.

p.s I am seans wife..any one care?

yeah i didnt think so....................

Shoyku
09-28-2003, 06:25 AM
I care, man. I care.

Del Murder
09-28-2003, 06:27 AM
Wow!

Wait, who's Sean?

Yamaneko
09-28-2003, 06:27 AM
Nice to meet you. :)

Erdrick Holmes
09-28-2003, 06:28 AM
Ahh, I was wondering if Master Seans wife wold register.

Cid's Wife
09-28-2003, 06:58 AM
who is Sean!? Sean is the only reason that you are able to post here! I am afraid that now he may have to terminate your account.

Dr Unne
09-28-2003, 07:03 AM
Mama Cid. *shakes his head* *wipes away a tear*

Your name should be some different color than everyone else's name so that it's obvious you're not just another peon like the rest of us.

White Raven
09-28-2003, 07:18 AM
Charmed! I'm White Raven.

Pleasure meeting you.

bennator
09-28-2003, 07:46 AM
*Doesn't know how to react*

Del Murder
09-28-2003, 08:01 AM
*enforces newbie*

Meow
09-28-2003, 08:02 AM
i'm with Bennator0.

Strider
09-28-2003, 08:29 AM
Howdy.

the blue knight
09-28-2003, 08:32 AM
so if you are his wife one thing that you don't know
that he is in love with someone else ya ya yaya:p :p :love:

Zell's Fists of Fury
09-28-2003, 08:43 AM
I had no idea Sean was attracted to poop eaters.

Rainecloud
09-28-2003, 09:00 AM
Hello. We corrupted Sean, nice to meet you.

Loony BoB
09-28-2003, 09:10 AM
http://www.eyesonff.com/album/MemberPhotos/Events/NQMD_010403/NQMD_14.jpg
Hi, remember that guy with the cap who ShlupQuack forced you into meeting? That's me. Sorry about that. Nice to see ya again. >=P

Shlup
09-28-2003, 09:15 AM
Hi, uhm, Kim. I hope you're really Kim 'cause you're scaring me. ^_^

This is Mandee, by the way.

Big D
09-28-2003, 09:54 AM
Welcome, glad you could join us.:)

Shlup
09-28-2003, 10:21 AM
*checked*

Yay! Its Kim! How fun for us.

Loony BoB
09-28-2003, 10:25 AM
I think this calls for global celebrations.

Cz
09-28-2003, 10:47 AM
Welcome, oh great person. It's an honour to finally meet you.

Calliope
09-28-2003, 01:14 PM
HTYMR :D

wait...are you the one who made Sean cut his hair?

Mikztsu
09-28-2003, 02:12 PM
Are you the one who made Sean leave EoFF?! >:O

Hello.=)

RSL
09-28-2003, 02:58 PM
How exciting.

Endless
09-28-2003, 03:22 PM
*serious Droopy face*

Indeed.

HOOTERS
09-28-2003, 03:25 PM
Was I good last night because you sure as hell were.

Mikztsu
09-28-2003, 03:32 PM
Lolz Hooters. :laugh:

Erdrick Holmes
09-28-2003, 03:58 PM
*Bows at Kim*

Your majisty!!

Denmark
09-28-2003, 04:03 PM
If you're really Sean's wife (which I'll assume you are), tell Sean to come back and see what his little forums have grown into.

Linus
09-28-2003, 04:14 PM
Hi, I've known Sean for 3 years but we've never met. =(

eestlinc
09-28-2003, 04:18 PM
Sean had the good sense to marry someone who would go on to write the greatest newbie post ever.

Linus
09-28-2003, 04:19 PM
Actually, the greatest newbie thread ever was iD's, and it will never ever be topped. Ever.

eestlinc
09-28-2003, 04:21 PM
except by repo man.

but "i eat poop" pretty much wins regardless of the competition.

Linus
09-28-2003, 04:24 PM
Actually, by her saying "i eat poop," I assumed she was just giving us a little detail about her sex life with Crate Boy.

eestlinc
09-28-2003, 04:25 PM
the possibilities are endless

Loony BoB
09-28-2003, 04:25 PM
iD has the greatest newbie thread ever. But I dunno about newbie post. That's a tough one.

Divina
09-28-2003, 06:15 PM
Welcome to EoFF. ^_^

Zell's Fists of Fury
09-28-2003, 06:22 PM
I bet she thinks we're all nerds.
Oh well. That means her husband is the nerd king.

Im not a nerd I'm cool. Ask anyone.

Peegee
09-28-2003, 06:39 PM
*mandatory *sexors newbie**
*gets banned*:D

Phil
09-28-2003, 08:59 PM
Originally posted by Sarbles
If you're really Sean's wife (which I'll assume you are), tell Sean to come back and see what his little forums have grown into.

And that would be a...... demonic hell hole? Anyways, hello Kim! I oughta put her in the EoFF portrait thingy-ma-bober. So I have said Hi to Sean what...... twice now? Wow thats .... not much actually. Well, have fun and go do adultish-fun grown-up things that you MATURE people do :Oo:

Cid
09-28-2003, 09:05 PM
Ay. We (Kim, Nino, and I) were drinking a smidge last night and talk of EoFF eventually brought Kim to the computer to post a new topic.

So please feel free to go crazy on her.

Phil
09-28-2003, 09:08 PM
*goes crazy on Kim*
Wow that could really be taken the wrong way, but I meant that in the most non-bad themed way possible :sweat:

Heath
09-28-2003, 09:56 PM
Welcome and fun stuffs. xD

Shlup
09-28-2003, 10:10 PM
And now she'll never post again. :(

Moomba Misstress
09-28-2003, 10:12 PM
Hey there. I haven't talked to you or Sean before. . . um stuff. I'm dating someone who posted here forever ago....
>_>
Does that count? Maybe he talked to you. Uh, hi.

<_<

:fd:

Loony BoB
09-28-2003, 10:42 PM
Originally posted by Sean
So please feel free to go crazy on her.
And that concludes tonight's episode of Quotes That Were Just Asking To Be Misconstrued!

Phil
09-28-2003, 11:21 PM
Wow Loony Bob, thanks for that special comment. You made me crack up laughing while I was on the phone with my girlfiriend who was discussing a serious situation with me. Jerk-wad. Just kidding :D

Radje
09-28-2003, 11:21 PM
*s3x0rs BoB*

m4tt
09-28-2003, 11:52 PM
Sup? I talked to you on the phone and you woke up Sean so I could talk to him. Good times!

Kami
09-29-2003, 12:00 AM
:eek:

MecaKane
09-29-2003, 12:31 AM
Holy crap.

:greenie:

Nino Brown
09-29-2003, 02:38 AM
Kim posted that all by herself.

Erdrick Holmes
09-29-2003, 02:50 AM
*Votes Queen Cid for RM.*

Meow
09-29-2003, 02:53 AM
Without due cause, that'd be favoritism, which - it seems to me, anyway - most folks at EoFF try to combat.

Denmark
09-29-2003, 02:55 AM
But she's Sean's wife.

Meow
09-29-2003, 03:06 AM
i suppose it depends on the nature of the "Recognized Member" title. If it's a loosely achieved award, then i wouldn't care. But i've always been under the impression that it's given for being a concrete help to the board.

Yamaneko
09-29-2003, 03:26 AM
Originally posted by Blanco Meow
Without due cause, that'd be favoritism, which - it seems to me, anyway - most folks at EoFF try to combat.
Haha. That made me laugh.

bennator
09-29-2003, 04:26 AM
Did Kim go to High School with Sean?

If so, she's a shoe-in for RM.

Meow
09-29-2003, 04:30 AM
Originally posted by Yamaneko
Haha. That made me laugh.

"Combat favoritism" as in "don't give out titles/status without due cause," which i'd say is true. No one here gets recognized membership, or Knightship, or etc., if they don't deserve it.

No reason to be insulting.

Nino Brown
09-29-2003, 04:40 AM
Originally posted by bennator0
Did Kim go to High School with Sean?

No. She did not. But I, on the otherhand, did! :love:

Shlup
09-29-2003, 05:08 AM
Yeah, Nino and I went to high school with Sean and neither of us are currently RMs. So there!

ButThePoncho and Madjason also went to high school with Sean, and they're squat.

I went to elementary school with Sean's Wife though. I think I'll go nominate her for Cid's Knight now.

Yamaneko
09-29-2003, 05:18 AM
Originally posted by Blanco Meow
No reason to be insulting.
I wasn't. I merely laughed because of the high school rule.

Shlup
09-29-2003, 06:06 AM
Hard to argue with it since it makes sense. Someone you know personally becomes a reliable member of the community you built, you trust them to help you out with it. It'd be kind've dumb if it wasn't true, other then the couple of Sean's high school friends who haven't been regular posters and so haven't been RMs or anything.

Dr Unne
09-29-2003, 06:11 AM
Plenty of people get knighthood and suchlike even if they don't deserve it. We used to give honorary knighthood to tons of people. And none of those people were Sean's wife, even.

Cid's Wife
09-29-2003, 06:32 AM
A big Hello back to everyone!

Um to answer some questions; No, I dont think I made Sean leave this web site, at least thats what Sean tells me, so sorry that he doesnt come say hello much anymore, but you know thats sean. any who this question is for ::blue night:: who is Seans other love?? eh?

Hello mandee!

P.s I went to junior high with Sean and elementry school with mandee:mog:

Zell's Fists of Fury
09-29-2003, 07:14 AM
But seriously.
Does Sean treat you to candlelight poop dinners or something?
Because if he did he would be quite a catch indeed.

Del Murder
09-29-2003, 07:15 AM
The mentioning of the high school rule didn't make me laugh, but the professional spin Shlup put on it did. Keep it up guys!

I think that rule is long gone, along with the 'run a contest' rule. Now they just give out to spammers.

Zell's Fists of Fury
09-29-2003, 07:16 AM
I sure hope so.

Del Murder
09-29-2003, 07:22 AM
You wish you were on that level.

Hey, Green Bay better shut down Chicago tomorrow.

Cid's Wife
09-29-2003, 07:37 AM
yes sean does treat me to candelight poop dinner in fact! what a guy huh?

Loony BoB
09-29-2003, 08:08 AM
Could you tell us embarrassing stories about Sean?

Meow
09-29-2003, 08:11 AM
i think 'poop dinner' takes the cake, BoB.

Shlup
09-29-2003, 08:14 AM
Sean stopped coming here long before he met Kim, in case you didn't notice, guys. Its just 'cause ya'll suck. Duh.

Loony BoB
09-29-2003, 08:47 AM
I blame girls, University, girls, Bleys, girls, and... yeah, okay, University. University girls, too.

Big Ogre Umaro
09-29-2003, 09:28 AM
I'm posting in this thread because I clicked on it and it made me laugh. I clicked on this thread because it was posted by someone named "Sean's Wife" and that made me think of Sean Wife (http://bando.smallcave.net/index.php?act=Profile&MID=107) which made me think of Rirse after a fashion. More laughing.

To the thread starter: your husband offered me a Chicken McNugget back when he had spikey hair. You almost met me, but incidents which I blame on Erik prevented the meeting.

Del Murder
09-29-2003, 09:29 AM
Unless they've 'gone wild'.

Fush Tylon
09-29-2003, 10:07 AM
Hello there Sean's Wife!
You might remember me from Mandee's last birthday party at the cabin.
I was one of the bearded nerds (with glasses) smacking around the other bearded nerd (without glasses) with a plastic sword, and laughing histaricly at all the sex jelly commercials that were on T.V. that night.

Hello to everyone else as well 'cause this was my first post.

HOOTERS
09-29-2003, 04:17 PM
I'm surprised noone's banned Loony BoB's mum yet for making a second account.

Loony BoB
09-29-2003, 04:24 PM
My Mum couldn't make her first account by herself, let alone go ahead with a second. =[ Although that was... interesting. x_x

HOOTERS
09-29-2003, 04:45 PM
Heh, I don't even know why I said that. I think I'll go and lie down...


BTW Hi Fushy, can I call you that? Thanks.

Zell's Fists of Fury
09-29-2003, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by Blanco Meow
i think 'poop dinner' takes the cake, BoB.
Poop cake?

MecaKane
09-29-2003, 11:11 PM
Only for special events, Spiff.

Kossage
09-29-2003, 11:37 PM
Nice to meet you, ma'am. Welcome to our humble abode. Please enjoy your stay. :p

Chaos
09-29-2003, 11:47 PM
Hello Woman-Sean-Thing.

You like poop huh?

Poop.

Chaos

Shlup
09-30-2003, 12:02 AM
Fush Tylon also went to high school with Sean, by the way. He's been registered for almost 24 hours and he's not an RM yet either.

That makes... 2/5 of people who went to high school with Sean as RMs/Staff/Former Staff. So there!

bennator
09-30-2003, 01:18 AM
Thanks for ruining my example *cries*.

eestlinc
09-30-2003, 02:13 AM
I'm the leader of the EoFF Spam Brigade and I haven't gotten any honoring either. A travesty!

Cid
09-30-2003, 02:54 AM
Jesus. I'm not Knighting Kim. I'm not RMing Kim. I'm not Admining Kim.

Erdrick Holmes
09-30-2003, 02:59 AM
What a happy couple you two make *cwy*

Calliope
09-30-2003, 03:02 AM
I think Sean needs to change his name to "Kim's Husband".

Zell's Fists of Fury
09-30-2003, 03:05 AM
Originally posted by Sean
Jesus. I'm not Knighting Kim. I'm not RMing Kim. I'm not Admining Kim.
Jesus isn't here.
He's out getting beer.

Citizen Bleys
09-30-2003, 04:26 AM
Oh, gosh. Kim Stanley Robinson? I've read all* of your books!

*Speaking Canadian there, so for "all" read "none"

Rinoabella
09-30-2003, 04:31 AM
Ok. Hi. Nice to meet you :)

Shlup
09-30-2003, 04:43 AM
Who said anything about what you want, Sean? I'm knighting Kim... for some reason. It'd be fun. :(

RSL
09-30-2003, 04:47 AM
That is so cute.

eestlinc
09-30-2003, 05:41 AM
Kim Husband

xD

Ben Husband

Del Murder
09-30-2003, 08:16 AM
What? Man, Del Murder, you used to be funny. What happened?

Loony BoB
09-30-2003, 08:29 AM
Originally posted by Sean
Attachment: im000339.jpg
Wow, sexy. Mrawr.

She's pretty good looking, too.

black orb
09-30-2003, 10:05 AM
>>> Nice to meet you, had you ever thought in change your name to Shera, Edea or Hilda ?.
that would be great.. :)

Raistlin
09-30-2003, 06:10 PM
I knew there was a reason I had an urge to check EoFF today. I realize now that it wasn't boredom.

Well, not entirely anyway.

This occasion would be monumental if only EoFF would rise out of depravity and upload The Pimp smiley.

:D

Oh, and hey Sean's Wife.

Zell's Fists of Fury
09-30-2003, 09:04 PM
The pimp smiley is for suckers.

Mindflare
09-30-2003, 09:21 PM
<font color="aaccff" size=1> *throws poop*

How nice to see you here. </font>

Mr. Graves
09-30-2003, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by Sean
Jesus. I'm not Knighting Kim. I'm not RMing Kim. I'm not Admining Kim.

Whew.

You both look relaxed in that photo.

Shlup
10-01-2003, 02:57 AM
I believe that was a photo form their honeymoon, which would explain the look of absoulte bliss on their faces.

...jerks.

Cid
10-01-2003, 07:27 AM
Heck yeah. Look at that beautiful Mexican-Pacific background.

:( I wanna go back.

eestlinc
10-01-2003, 07:52 AM
I hate you Super Delete.

Fush Tylon
10-01-2003, 06:53 PM
I'm sure the Mexican-Pacific backround isn't your fondest memory of that trip.

eternalshiva
10-02-2003, 01:21 PM
welcome sean's wife >.<