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Cid's Wife
09-28-2003, 05:23 AM
I eat poop.

p.s I am seans wife..any one care?

yeah i didnt think so....................

09-28-2003, 05:25 AM
I care, man. I care.

Del Murder
09-28-2003, 05:27 AM

Wait, who's Sean?

09-28-2003, 05:27 AM
Nice to meet you. :)

Erdrick Holmes
09-28-2003, 05:28 AM
Ahh, I was wondering if Master Seans wife wold register.

Cid's Wife
09-28-2003, 05:58 AM
who is Sean!? Sean is the only reason that you are able to post here! I am afraid that now he may have to terminate your account.

Dr Unne
09-28-2003, 06:03 AM
Mama Cid. *shakes his head* *wipes away a tear*

Your name should be some different color than everyone else's name so that it's obvious you're not just another peon like the rest of us.

White Raven
09-28-2003, 06:18 AM
Charmed! I'm White Raven.

Pleasure meeting you.

09-28-2003, 06:46 AM
*Doesn't know how to react*

Del Murder
09-28-2003, 07:01 AM
*enforces newbie*

09-28-2003, 07:02 AM
i'm with Bennator0.

09-28-2003, 07:29 AM

the blue knight
09-28-2003, 07:32 AM
so if you are his wife one thing that you don't know
that he is in love with someone else ya ya yaya:p :p :love:

Zell's Fists of Fury
09-28-2003, 07:43 AM
I had no idea Sean was attracted to poop eaters.

09-28-2003, 08:00 AM
Hello. We corrupted Sean, nice to meet you.

Loony BoB
09-28-2003, 08:10 AM
Hi, remember that guy with the cap who ShlupQuack forced you into meeting? That's me. Sorry about that. Nice to see ya again. >=P

09-28-2003, 08:15 AM
Hi, uhm, Kim. I hope you're really Kim 'cause you're scaring me. ^_^

This is Mandee, by the way.

Big D
09-28-2003, 08:54 AM
Welcome, glad you could join us.:)

09-28-2003, 09:21 AM

Yay! Its Kim! How fun for us.

Loony BoB
09-28-2003, 09:25 AM
I think this calls for global celebrations.

09-28-2003, 09:47 AM
Welcome, oh great person. It's an honour to finally meet you.

09-28-2003, 12:14 PM

wait...are you the one who made Sean cut his hair?

09-28-2003, 01:12 PM
Are you the one who made Sean leave EoFF?! >:O


09-28-2003, 01:58 PM
How exciting.

09-28-2003, 02:22 PM
*serious Droopy face*


09-28-2003, 02:25 PM
Was I good last night because you sure as hell were.

09-28-2003, 02:32 PM
Lolz Hooters. :laugh:

Erdrick Holmes
09-28-2003, 02:58 PM
*Bows at Kim*

Your majisty!!

09-28-2003, 03:03 PM
If you're really Sean's wife (which I'll assume you are), tell Sean to come back and see what his little forums have grown into.

09-28-2003, 03:14 PM
Hi, I've known Sean for 3 years but we've never met. =(

09-28-2003, 03:18 PM
Sean had the good sense to marry someone who would go on to write the greatest newbie post ever.

09-28-2003, 03:19 PM
Actually, the greatest newbie thread ever was iD's, and it will never ever be topped. Ever.

09-28-2003, 03:21 PM
except by repo man.

but "i eat poop" pretty much wins regardless of the competition.

09-28-2003, 03:24 PM
Actually, by her saying "i eat poop," I assumed she was just giving us a little detail about her sex life with Crate Boy.

09-28-2003, 03:25 PM
the possibilities are endless

Loony BoB
09-28-2003, 03:25 PM
iD has the greatest newbie thread ever. But I dunno about newbie post. That's a tough one.

09-28-2003, 05:15 PM
Welcome to EoFF. ^_^

Zell's Fists of Fury
09-28-2003, 05:22 PM
I bet she thinks we're all nerds.
Oh well. That means her husband is the nerd king.

Im not a nerd I'm cool. Ask anyone.

09-28-2003, 05:39 PM
*mandatory *sexors newbie**
*gets banned*:D

09-28-2003, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by Sarbles
If you're really Sean's wife (which I'll assume you are), tell Sean to come back and see what his little forums have grown into.

And that would be a...... demonic hell hole? Anyways, hello Kim! I oughta put her in the EoFF portrait thingy-ma-bober. So I have said Hi to Sean what...... twice now? Wow thats .... not much actually. Well, have fun and go do adultish-fun grown-up things that you MATURE people do :Oo:

09-28-2003, 08:05 PM
Ay. We (Kim, Nino, and I) were drinking a smidge last night and talk of EoFF eventually brought Kim to the computer to post a new topic.

So please feel free to go crazy on her.

09-28-2003, 08:08 PM
*goes crazy on Kim*
Wow that could really be taken the wrong way, but I meant that in the most non-bad themed way possible :sweat:

09-28-2003, 08:56 PM
Welcome and fun stuffs. xD

09-28-2003, 09:10 PM
And now she'll never post again. :(

Moomba Misstress
09-28-2003, 09:12 PM
Hey there. I haven't talked to you or Sean before. . . um stuff. I'm dating someone who posted here forever ago....
Does that count? Maybe he talked to you. Uh, hi.



Loony BoB
09-28-2003, 09:42 PM
Originally posted by Sean
So please feel free to go crazy on her.
And that concludes tonight's episode of Quotes That Were Just Asking To Be Misconstrued!

09-28-2003, 10:21 PM
Wow Loony Bob, thanks for that special comment. You made me crack up laughing while I was on the phone with my girlfiriend who was discussing a serious situation with me. Jerk-wad. Just kidding :D

09-28-2003, 10:21 PM
*s3x0rs BoB*

09-28-2003, 10:52 PM
Sup? I talked to you on the phone and you woke up Sean so I could talk to him. Good times!

09-28-2003, 11:00 PM

09-28-2003, 11:31 PM
Holy crap.


Nino Brown
09-29-2003, 01:38 AM
Kim posted that all by herself.

Erdrick Holmes
09-29-2003, 01:50 AM
*Votes Queen Cid for RM.*

09-29-2003, 01:53 AM
Without due cause, that'd be favoritism, which - it seems to me, anyway - most folks at EoFF try to combat.

09-29-2003, 01:55 AM
But she's Sean's wife.

09-29-2003, 02:06 AM
i suppose it depends on the nature of the "Recognized Member" title. If it's a loosely achieved award, then i wouldn't care. But i've always been under the impression that it's given for being a concrete help to the board.

09-29-2003, 02:26 AM
Originally posted by Blanco Meow
Without due cause, that'd be favoritism, which - it seems to me, anyway - most folks at EoFF try to combat.
Haha. That made me laugh.

09-29-2003, 03:26 AM
Did Kim go to High School with Sean?

If so, she's a shoe-in for RM.

09-29-2003, 03:30 AM
Originally posted by Yamaneko
Haha. That made me laugh.

"Combat favoritism" as in "don't give out titles/status without due cause," which i'd say is true. No one here gets recognized membership, or Knightship, or etc., if they don't deserve it.

No reason to be insulting.

Nino Brown
09-29-2003, 03:40 AM
Originally posted by bennator0
Did Kim go to High School with Sean?

No. She did not. But I, on the otherhand, did! :love:

09-29-2003, 04:08 AM
Yeah, Nino and I went to high school with Sean and neither of us are currently RMs. So there!

ButThePoncho and Madjason also went to high school with Sean, and they're squat.

I went to elementary school with Sean's Wife though. I think I'll go nominate her for Cid's Knight now.

09-29-2003, 04:18 AM
Originally posted by Blanco Meow
No reason to be insulting.
I wasn't. I merely laughed because of the high school rule.

09-29-2003, 05:06 AM
Hard to argue with it since it makes sense. Someone you know personally becomes a reliable member of the community you built, you trust them to help you out with it. It'd be kind've dumb if it wasn't true, other then the couple of Sean's high school friends who haven't been regular posters and so haven't been RMs or anything.

Dr Unne
09-29-2003, 05:11 AM
Plenty of people get knighthood and suchlike even if they don't deserve it. We used to give honorary knighthood to tons of people. And none of those people were Sean's wife, even.

Cid's Wife
09-29-2003, 05:32 AM
A big Hello back to everyone!

Um to answer some questions; No, I dont think I made Sean leave this web site, at least thats what Sean tells me, so sorry that he doesnt come say hello much anymore, but you know thats sean. any who this question is for ::blue night:: who is Seans other love?? eh?

Hello mandee!

P.s I went to junior high with Sean and elementry school with mandee:mog:

Zell's Fists of Fury
09-29-2003, 06:14 AM
But seriously.
Does Sean treat you to candlelight poop dinners or something?
Because if he did he would be quite a catch indeed.

Del Murder
09-29-2003, 06:15 AM
The mentioning of the high school rule didn't make me laugh, but the professional spin Shlup put on it did. Keep it up guys!

I think that rule is long gone, along with the 'run a contest' rule. Now they just give out to spammers.

Zell's Fists of Fury
09-29-2003, 06:16 AM
I sure hope so.

Del Murder
09-29-2003, 06:22 AM
You wish you were on that level.

Hey, Green Bay better shut down Chicago tomorrow.

Cid's Wife
09-29-2003, 06:37 AM
yes sean does treat me to candelight poop dinner in fact! what a guy huh?

Loony BoB
09-29-2003, 07:08 AM
Could you tell us embarrassing stories about Sean?

09-29-2003, 07:11 AM
i think 'poop dinner' takes the cake, BoB.

09-29-2003, 07:14 AM
Sean stopped coming here long before he met Kim, in case you didn't notice, guys. Its just 'cause ya'll suck. Duh.

Loony BoB
09-29-2003, 07:47 AM
I blame girls, University, girls, Bleys, girls, and... yeah, okay, University. University girls, too.

Big Ogre Umaro
09-29-2003, 08:28 AM
I'm posting in this thread because I clicked on it and it made me laugh. I clicked on this thread because it was posted by someone named "Sean's Wife" and that made me think of Sean Wife (http://bando.smallcave.net/index.php?act=Profile&MID=107) which made me think of Rirse after a fashion. More laughing.

To the thread starter: your husband offered me a Chicken McNugget back when he had spikey hair. You almost met me, but incidents which I blame on Erik prevented the meeting.

Del Murder
09-29-2003, 08:29 AM
Unless they've 'gone wild'.

Fush Tylon
09-29-2003, 09:07 AM
Hello there Sean's Wife!
You might remember me from Mandee's last birthday party at the cabin.
I was one of the bearded nerds (with glasses) smacking around the other bearded nerd (without glasses) with a plastic sword, and laughing histaricly at all the sex jelly commercials that were on T.V. that night.

Hello to everyone else as well 'cause this was my first post.

09-29-2003, 03:17 PM
I'm surprised noone's banned Loony BoB's mum yet for making a second account.

Loony BoB
09-29-2003, 03:24 PM
My Mum couldn't make her first account by herself, let alone go ahead with a second. =[ Although that was... interesting. x_x

09-29-2003, 03:45 PM
Heh, I don't even know why I said that. I think I'll go and lie down...

BTW Hi Fushy, can I call you that? Thanks.

Zell's Fists of Fury
09-29-2003, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by Blanco Meow
i think 'poop dinner' takes the cake, BoB.
Poop cake?

09-29-2003, 10:11 PM
Only for special events, Spiff.

09-29-2003, 10:37 PM
Nice to meet you, ma'am. Welcome to our humble abode. Please enjoy your stay. :p

09-29-2003, 10:47 PM
Hello Woman-Sean-Thing.

You like poop huh?



09-29-2003, 11:02 PM
Fush Tylon also went to high school with Sean, by the way. He's been registered for almost 24 hours and he's not an RM yet either.

That makes... 2/5 of people who went to high school with Sean as RMs/Staff/Former Staff. So there!

09-30-2003, 12:18 AM
Thanks for ruining my example *cries*.

09-30-2003, 01:13 AM
I'm the leader of the EoFF Spam Brigade and I haven't gotten any honoring either. A travesty!

09-30-2003, 01:54 AM
Jesus. I'm not Knighting Kim. I'm not RMing Kim. I'm not Admining Kim.

Erdrick Holmes
09-30-2003, 01:59 AM
What a happy couple you two make *cwy*

09-30-2003, 02:02 AM
I think Sean needs to change his name to "Kim's Husband".

Zell's Fists of Fury
09-30-2003, 02:05 AM
Originally posted by Sean
Jesus. I'm not Knighting Kim. I'm not RMing Kim. I'm not Admining Kim.
Jesus isn't here.
He's out getting beer.

Citizen Bleys
09-30-2003, 03:26 AM
Oh, gosh. Kim Stanley Robinson? I've read all* of your books!

*Speaking Canadian there, so for "all" read "none"

09-30-2003, 03:31 AM
Ok. Hi. Nice to meet you :)

09-30-2003, 03:43 AM
Who said anything about what you want, Sean? I'm knighting Kim... for some reason. It'd be fun. :(

09-30-2003, 03:47 AM
That is so cute.

09-30-2003, 04:41 AM
Kim Husband


Ben Husband

Del Murder
09-30-2003, 07:16 AM
What? Man, Del Murder, you used to be funny. What happened?

Loony BoB
09-30-2003, 07:29 AM
Originally posted by Sean
Attachment: im000339.jpg
Wow, sexy. Mrawr.

She's pretty good looking, too.

black orb
09-30-2003, 09:05 AM
>>> Nice to meet you, had you ever thought in change your name to Shera, Edea or Hilda ?.
that would be great.. :)

09-30-2003, 05:10 PM
I knew there was a reason I had an urge to check EoFF today. I realize now that it wasn't boredom.

Well, not entirely anyway.

This occasion would be monumental if only EoFF would rise out of depravity and upload The Pimp smiley.


Oh, and hey Sean's Wife.

Zell's Fists of Fury
09-30-2003, 08:04 PM
The pimp smiley is for suckers.

09-30-2003, 08:21 PM
<font color="aaccff" size=1> *throws poop*

How nice to see you here. </font>

Mr. Graves
09-30-2003, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by Sean
Jesus. I'm not Knighting Kim. I'm not RMing Kim. I'm not Admining Kim.


You both look relaxed in that photo.

10-01-2003, 01:57 AM
I believe that was a photo form their honeymoon, which would explain the look of absoulte bliss on their faces.


10-01-2003, 06:27 AM
Heck yeah. Look at that beautiful Mexican-Pacific background.

:( I wanna go back.

10-01-2003, 06:52 AM
I hate you Super Delete.

Fush Tylon
10-01-2003, 05:53 PM
I'm sure the Mexican-Pacific backround isn't your fondest memory of that trip.

10-02-2003, 12:21 PM
welcome sean's wife >.<