Mr/Ms Eyes on Final Fantasy! - [Prepairing to Announce Contestants]

[Shlup]

<center>Mister and Miss Eyes on Final Fantasy
Current Status - ShlupQuack is sorting entries and prepairing to announce the contestants right now.</center>

<s>Welcome to the November 2003 edition of Mister and Ms Eyes on Final Fantasy. It has been over a year since the last round. Oops. If you'll remember, our current reigning king and queen are Seifer Almasy and Rydia of Mist (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=25684). Both contests will be run in this thread side by side, with one winner for each gender.

Contestants, this is pretty simple. Just fill out the entry form and send it in if you want to participate. You don't have to answer all of the questions, but you must answer at least 17 of the 20 questions. Also, if any of your answers may give away your identity, it will be voided.

It is encouraged that you submit a photo of yourself with your entry, but it's not required. Just know that you'll be represented as a goat.
Note: Those images I still have from previous competitions are listed here (http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/havephotos.txt). If you want me to use it again, just say so in your entry.
Note: I would greatly appreciate it if you would resize and crop your image to 60x60 pixels before sending it if possible. If not, just send the full size image and I'll crop it myself.
Also, please include your gender in your PM. I don't care if your name is "Miss Pretty" and you sent me a picture of your boobs, just say it.
Please, submit your entries to me via PM. It's very important that no one else knows your answers, as this contest is based on anonymous answers. If you want to announce that you're a contestant then that's fine though.
Tips for contestants: (1) Humorous answers almost always win over insightful ones. (2) Spelling, punctuation, and capitalization count! (3) If you enter an answer that is half-assed, even if the rest of them are awesome, that one may cause you to lose if I'm forced to pick it. Its happened before.

The deadline for enterting is Wednesday, November 5th at 11:59pm Pacific time. No late entries will be accepted under any circumstances.

Here are your questions:
1) What has Eyes on Final Fantasy done for you?
2) Fill in the blank: Cookies are to Dough as Citizen Bleys is to ________.
3) Does size matter?
4) If curiousity didn't kill the cat, what did?
5) If you could pick two members of EoFF to set up on a blind date, who would you pick, where would you send them on their date, and why?
6) Which EoFF member should play a lead role in the next Final Fantasy?
7) If you were being held hostage and dangled ten feet above an angry pool of piranha, which EoFF member would you most want to rescue you? How would they rescue you?
8) If you had to come up with a question for this competition, what would it be?
<s>9) If you had to give all the staffers a new nickname, what would they be? (This is intended to be for each staff member; not one name for the staff as a whole.)</s>
10) Who from EoFF do you think is most likely to go to jail, and why?
11) Find a definition for "Roogle." What the hell's a Roogle?
12) Instead of flowers, what would you want put on your grave?
13) Invent two new food groups.
14) If Loony BoB was John Lennon, then who would be Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr?
15) If you could add one new thing to the main site or the forums, what would you want to add?
16) What does "EoFF" really stand for?
17) What the hell is it that makes Tigger (http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/tigger.jpg) get so freaking energetic, and Eeyore (http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/eeyore.jpg) so depressed?
18) On what future date will EoFF die, how, and who will be at fault?
19) What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you look this (http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/inkblot.jpg)?
20) Complete the sentance: "I'm sorry, Mister President, but __________________________."

(Thanks to our question contributors: Loony BoB, RyuKishi, El Mariachi, Garland, and Flying Mullet.)</s>

[Mikztsu]

Great questions and stuff.:) And great to have this kind of contest here again. I'll get filling up the answers after I wake up.

[Del Murder]

The fact that Mik can post in his sleep should get him the crown right there.

[eestlinc]

This is not for you.

[RSL]

I'm gonna enter this thing. Sorry everyone.

[Mr. Graves]

I.... might do this. I'll think it over and then get back to you, ok??

[Shlup]

Fine by me. I'm not even going to think about it again until Wednesday.

[Strider]

I signed up. Heaven help me, for I am about to get my ass seriously kicked.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

I will send my winning answer tomorrow. Yessir I will.

[Female Ryuichi]

Sounds fun, but I'll pass this time

[Heath]

I'm going to enter this thing purely for the fact I've never done anything similar to this before xD

[Burtsplurt]

Same here. Except for last time.

[Rainecloud]

This should be somewhat amusing.

[Loony BoB]

*tries desperately to make it past the semis for once*

[Levian]

I was planning not to enter this year, but I obviously did :o

[Mikztsu]

Originally posted by Super Delete
The fact that Mik can post in his sleep should get him the crown right there.

You'd be amazed how many other things I can do, too!

Finally a competition that I will ace without any doubt.8-)

[Rainecloud]

Posted by Mik:
Finally a competition that I will ace without any doubt.

Without your glass penis, you are nothing, Mik. Nothing!

[Radje]

Thou has competition oh dear sir Mik

[Strider]

We have plenty of Misters for the competition, but where are all of the Misses? And you call us lazy on a general scale. . . You should sign up, gals, or Mandee will be sad.

[Lindy]

I'd enter, but since I <s>stole</s> invented some of the questions, I'd have an unfair disadvantage.

[Levian]

Is there <i> any</i> girl at all who have joined the contest? D:

[Max]

awww man im gonna be a goat

[Shlup]

I've been getting odd answers for number 9, so please note the change to it.

And, yeah, girls have entered. Not everyone who entered posted here.

EDIT: New change to number 9: its been dropped due to pain-in-the-buttness.

[m4tt]

Oh oh oh oh I hope I win!!!!

[eestlinc]

my answer to number nine was the best, too.

[Agent Proto]

;_; Why #9!?! Why??!? ;_;

[Shlup]

The people who answered number nine will still have thier answer posted when they're eliminated.

[HOOTERS]

I think I'll enter as a female so I have more chance of winning and also so I can finally carry around a purse.

[Advent Child]

Meh. Why not?

[eternalshiva]

Wee!

[stuffing]

For god shakes, this would have to be the weirdest thing I have done at EoFF, who came up with all the wacky questions!!?!??:whoa:

[Leeza]

<i>For god shakes, this would have to be the weirdest thing I have done at EoFF, who came up with all the wacky questions!!?!??</i> - This Guy

You forgot to read the fine print. :)

(Thanks to our question contributors: Loony BoB, RyuKishi, El Mariachi, Garland, and Flying Mullet.)

[Female Ryuichi]

Hey, I'm unlikey to get pass the semis. But it will be fun oh yes!

(Ps-I entered)

[Radje]

Well i tried to be witty but gees guys, it's me! *Loses*

[Denmark]

I will be entering.

[Shlup]

Originally posted by Leeza
(Thanks to our question contributors: Loony BoB, RyuKishi, El Mariachi, Garland, and Flying Mullet.)(and me)

[Skogs]

*enters self*

[Citizen Bleys]

I had enough fun coming up with my answers that I don't even care if Shlup forgets to put me in the contest ^^

Well, yeah, I care, because I want people to read my answers and laugh.

[Baloki]

I entered (If you count my crap as an entry?)......

Now all i have to do is wait for my beatings

*Smiles, looks left to right and ducks*

[Psychotic]

Right, *enters*, I'm now officially the Dark Horse. Well, it's not official yet but in a poll with 1 person (Me, naturally), 100% of voters seemed to think I was.

The polls never lie.

[Del Murder]

I decided not to enter, I'm finally going to Michnadia to settle the score with that vile tyrant. I don't know if I will ever return...

[Halan]

I entered, merely because 75% of EoFF has no clue who I am. I hope people find my answer funny, I lost several points of sanity while writing them.

[Rye]

I'll just be voting... or whatever the non-competitors do. =p

[Citizen Bleys]

Originally posted by Halan
I entered, merely because 75% of EoFF has no clue who I am. I hope people find my answer funny, I lost several points of sanity while writing them.

You just referred to a plural subject with a singular noun.

[Mikztsu]

Oh crikey, I forgot about this thing. I'll PM my thing, soon.

[Loony BoB]

You've got about 16 hours. I think.

[Peegee]

I answered #9 anyway. Feel free to bother me saying "wtf you didn't understand what strikethrough meant". If it meant not to answer, then I hate you.

If it means something completely different I hate you more

btw: I'm going to SO KICK EVERYONE'S ARSE

[Shlup]

Today is the last day to enter. From right now there's less then 10 hours left.

[Radje]

Thoust shall face thy wrath Dear Pee gee

*Wraths*

[Rye]

Do the winners get cool banners like with the sig contest?

[stuffing]

I doubt it, we just get a name (i think)

[RSL]

oooooh crap I gotta get on this

Edit: Eh, I'm not going to do this afterall. Too many questions, and I'm bad when trying to be funny.

[Loony BoB]

You get written into a piece of EoFF history, that's the prize. And also into the EoFF Hall of Fame, of which I update and next to nobody has because it's an Excel file. =D

[Rye]

Written in the textbooks of EoFF, eh? Sounds cool. 100 EoFF years from now kids will be laughing at our forum technology whilst reading the history. o__o;;

[HOOTERS]

Aww, I thought the prize was that Mr and Mrs EoFF got to get it on.

*withdraws as female*

[Mr. Graves]

I'm going to suck. But you only live once, y'know?

[Leeza]

Originally posted by RikkuYuna89
I'll just be voting... or whatever the non-competitors do. =p
Are contestants not allowed to vote? I don't remember how it was last year.

[Peegee]

Originally posted by Radje
Thoust shall face thy wrath Dear Pee gee

*Wraths*

"You shall face your wrath Dear Pee gee *Wraths* ???

wtsars?

[eestlinc]

the prize is a free eoff tshirt.

[Shlup]

Originally posted by HOOTERS
Aww, I thought the prize was that Mr and Mrs EoFF got to get it on.

*withdraws as female* I tried that last time but they didn't go for it. :/

I did make banners last time though, didn't I? I think I did... I made one the time before that at least.

And, yes, contestants can vote. For themselves even.

I'll stop accepting entries in just over an hour. I should be in bed asleep by then though, but whatever. :p

[Mikztsu]

Aww, shit, I didn't make it, but on the other hand my mind's being a mess right now because of the school stuff and I would've not been able to concentrate on it anyway. If Shlup's still sleeping when I'm back, I'll give it a shot anyway.:p

[Strider]

amdfoiasmgvpaimbpioweaptmip

I wanted to send in a picture, but my internet decided not to cooperate. . . how much does that suck?

[Mikztsu]

Ok, submitted my <i>very lame</i> and unwitty answers. It's up to Shlup if she still accepts them.;)

[Loony BoB]

I can't see why she wouldn't take it.

Okay, it's about that time that everyone starts yelling about the overwhelming suspense and how she's taking too long. Off ya go.

[HOOTERS]

YEAH HURRY UP SHLUP ALREADY GEEZ COMMON WHAT'S TAKING YOU SO LONG I'VE SEEN TGA MORE ACTIVE THAN THIS.

Ooh, I wouldn't want to be Bleys when everybody's answers are posted. Or any other time for that matter.

[Radje]

Thy= My or I doesn't it? *Loses*

[Skogs]

Thy = your
Thine = yours
thee = you (objective)

[Citizen Bleys]

Originally posted by HOOTERS
YEAH HURRY UP SHLUP ALREADY GEEZ COMMON WHAT'S TAKING YOU SO LONG I'VE SEEN TGA MORE ACTIVE THAN THIS.

Ooh, I wouldn't want to be Bleys when everybody's answers are posted. Or any other time for that matter.

Remind me why I didn't ban you before I retired?

[Mr. Graves]

I actually tried to be witty for once. I was in a goofy mood at the time.

Good luck, everyone who bothered entering. :)

[Nait]

Originally posted by Skogs
Thy = your
Thine = yours
thee = you (objective)

Thee = thou(objective) ;)

:p

Sorry.

[Shlup]

Geez, I go to bed, go to work, come online straight from work and you guys are already starting with the impatience. xD

Three people submitted their entried after the deadline. Good thing I don't care. I'm really no longer accepting entries now 'cause I'm gonna go start setting up to announce the contestants. When I'm ready to do that I'll close this thread and announce it. Uhm... I don't know if I want to start round one today or tomorrow.

[Del Murder]

Can we vote yet?

[Shlup]

On my butt.

[Agent Proto]

Start it tonight. Give the foreigners a chance to start while we americans and canadians go to sleep. :p

[Citizen Bleys]

Originally posted by ShlupQuack
On my butt.

I vote no.

[Leeza]

Foreigners can wait. Start it now. :)

[Mikztsu]

I am a foreigner and I want it NOW

[Leeza]

You, Finnish Foreigner, go to bed! You'll see it in the morning! Your foreign morning. :)

[Skogs]

Originally posted by Lord Mïchnáid
Thee = thou(objective) ;)

:p

Sorry.

Nah, nah.

Thou art. <-- subjective
I shall have thee. <-- objective

Or is that what you meant?

EDIT// Me stupid foreigner want vote NOW. :mad2:

:D

[Citizen Bleys]

You said the same thing as Nait. He said that thee is the objective form of thou, as opposed to being the objective form of you

The distinction is that thou is singular and you is plural.

EDIT: Also, technically, thou is the nominative form, rather than the subjective form, but the distinction is very fine.

[Shlup]

When the hell did this turn into the grammar rodeo? :p

If I have time to I'll start round one after school, since class is gonna end early tonight.

[Citizen Bleys]

Since the EGG was founded!

[Mikztsu]

Originally posted by Leeza
You, Finnish Foreigner, go to bed! You'll see it in the morning! Your foreign morning. :)


:mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2:

k. :greenie: *sleeps*

[Shlup]

Even though Bleys and BoB both had their names IN QUESTIONS, I think HOOTERS and Aaron are involved in more answers then anyone else. o.O

[Red Wizard]

HOOTERS as in the member name, HOOTERS the location, or HOOTERS the slang? :P

[HOOTERS]

Originally posted by Citizen Bleys
Remind me why I didn't ban you before I retired?

I would have also accepted "DIE" or "Divorce me". Also an innapropriate joke about my mum.


Originally posted by ShlupQuack
Even though Bleys and BoB both had their names IN QUESTIONS, I think HOOTERS and Aaron are involved in more answers then anyone else. o.O


Ooh, I wouldn't want to be any of them when everyone's answered are posted. But especially not Bleys.

[Shlup]

30 guys and 8 girls... Bah.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Can I be in the girl's category, then?

[Shlup]

I'm entirely too mean for that.