FinalFantasy_89
11-21-2003, 04:04 PM
Alright...This is my first try on the bloopers stuff...
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Director: "Alright team. Its LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!
Blank: Welcome to the FF9 Bloopers Episode Special! Sit back, relax, and enjoy...
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Sarah Garnet wakes up from a dream about a storm...looking sadly out the window, she catches sight of an airship...(Prima Vista).
Sarah: "What in the name of Alexander is that??!!! Weimar! Shoot it down!!
Weimar: "Yes your Highness!!"
Director: " CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTT!!!!!!!!" WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!? ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SHOT DOWN!!!GET YOUR SCRIPT RIGHT!!!!
Garnet glances at the script...
Garnet: "Oh...sorryyyy...."
10 minutes later...Aboard the Prima Vista...A guy with a tail slides down a pole...Opens a door...
Zidane: "Gee...It sure is dark in here...Guess no one's here yet..."
Reaches into his pocket and pulls out a matchbox...About to light a match when he realises the matchbox is empty.
Zidane: "DAMN."
Director: "Hurry it up!!!"
Zid: " I got it here somewhere...
Suddenly, Baku strolls into the room...(which is still in darknes)
Baku: "What the bloody...(Falls down the stairs in front of him)
Baku: "****"
Director: "HEY watch yer tongue"
Baku: "Zid you SHIT***"
Zid: "Shut up."
Baku: "Boofhead."
Zidane: " @#@%#!***"
Director: CUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!ARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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<Alexandria Streets>
Vivi gets hit by Puck.
Vivi: (WTF!?!?!)
Puck: "Hey watch where you're goin shrimp!!"
Vivi: "Bitch"
Puck: ******dog...ARRHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Gets fried by Vivi's Fire Magic)
Director: STOP!!!!!!STOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! YOU ARE noT SUppOSED to USE MAGIC ON HIM YOU IDIOT..Hey,what are you doing??!!! Get away from me!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH
(Director gets his chair fried..so is his ass)
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Hours later...At the village of Dali...
Black Wlatz 2: "Stay there Princess while I eliminate them!!!"
BW2 casts a firaga on all the party members
Zidane: "Thats it...NO MORE Mr Nice Guy
Steiner: "I'll show you!!!"
Vivi: "I'm getting angry..."
Garnet: " Guys!!! STOP!!!!!!"
BW2 casts another firaga on all of them.
Garnet:" Alright!!! I've had it too!!!"
Zidane draws out an Ultima Weapon and goes into trance
Steiner brandishes a Ragnarok.
Vivi whips out a Zues's Mace
Garnet pulls out a...Garnet.
BW2: "****"
Director: Hmmm...Grand Lethal + Shock + DoomsDay + Mega Flare = .....OH SHIT
BOOOOOOOOM
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Director: "Alright team. Its LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!
Blank: Welcome to the FF9 Bloopers Episode Special! Sit back, relax, and enjoy...
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Sarah Garnet wakes up from a dream about a storm...looking sadly out the window, she catches sight of an airship...(Prima Vista).
Sarah: "What in the name of Alexander is that??!!! Weimar! Shoot it down!!
Weimar: "Yes your Highness!!"
Director: " CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTT!!!!!!!!" WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!? ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SHOT DOWN!!!GET YOUR SCRIPT RIGHT!!!!
Garnet glances at the script...
Garnet: "Oh...sorryyyy...."
10 minutes later...Aboard the Prima Vista...A guy with a tail slides down a pole...Opens a door...
Zidane: "Gee...It sure is dark in here...Guess no one's here yet..."
Reaches into his pocket and pulls out a matchbox...About to light a match when he realises the matchbox is empty.
Zidane: "DAMN."
Director: "Hurry it up!!!"
Zid: " I got it here somewhere...
Suddenly, Baku strolls into the room...(which is still in darknes)
Baku: "What the bloody...(Falls down the stairs in front of him)
Baku: "****"
Director: "HEY watch yer tongue"
Baku: "Zid you SHIT***"
Zid: "Shut up."
Baku: "Boofhead."
Zidane: " @#@%#!***"
Director: CUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!ARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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<Alexandria Streets>
Vivi gets hit by Puck.
Vivi: (WTF!?!?!)
Puck: "Hey watch where you're goin shrimp!!"
Vivi: "Bitch"
Puck: ******dog...ARRHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Gets fried by Vivi's Fire Magic)
Director: STOP!!!!!!STOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! YOU ARE noT SUppOSED to USE MAGIC ON HIM YOU IDIOT..Hey,what are you doing??!!! Get away from me!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH
(Director gets his chair fried..so is his ass)
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Hours later...At the village of Dali...
Black Wlatz 2: "Stay there Princess while I eliminate them!!!"
BW2 casts a firaga on all the party members
Zidane: "Thats it...NO MORE Mr Nice Guy
Steiner: "I'll show you!!!"
Vivi: "I'm getting angry..."
Garnet: " Guys!!! STOP!!!!!!"
BW2 casts another firaga on all of them.
Garnet:" Alright!!! I've had it too!!!"
Zidane draws out an Ultima Weapon and goes into trance
Steiner brandishes a Ragnarok.
Vivi whips out a Zues's Mace
Garnet pulls out a...Garnet.
BW2: "****"
Director: Hmmm...Grand Lethal + Shock + DoomsDay + Mega Flare = .....OH SHIT
BOOOOOOOOM
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