Any stories?

[FinalFantasy_89]

Alright...This is my first try on the bloopers stuff...

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Director: "Alright team. Its LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!

Blank: Welcome to the FF9 Bloopers Episode Special! Sit back, relax, and enjoy...

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Sarah Garnet wakes up from a dream about a storm...looking sadly out the window, she catches sight of an airship...(Prima Vista).

Sarah: "What in the name of Alexander is that??!!! Weimar! Shoot it down!!

Weimar: "Yes your Highness!!"

Director: " CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTT!!!!!!!!" WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!? ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SHOT DOWN!!!GET YOUR SCRIPT RIGHT!!!!

Garnet glances at the script...

Garnet: "Oh...sorryyyy...."

10 minutes later...Aboard the Prima Vista...A guy with a tail slides down a pole...Opens a door...

Zidane: "Gee...It sure is dark in here...Guess no one's here yet..."
Reaches into his pocket and pulls out a matchbox...About to light a match when he realises the matchbox is empty.

Zidane: "DAMN."

Director: "Hurry it up!!!"

Zid: " I got it here somewhere...

Suddenly, Baku strolls into the room...(which is still in darknes)

Baku: "What the bloody...(Falls down the stairs in front of him)

Baku: "****"
Director: "HEY watch yer tongue"

Baku: "Zid you SHIT***"

Zid: "Shut up."

Baku: "Boofhead."

Zidane: " @#@%#!***"

Director: CUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!ARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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<Alexandria Streets>

Vivi gets hit by Puck.

Vivi: (WTF!?!?!)

Puck: "Hey watch where you're goin shrimp!!"

Vivi: "Bitch"

Puck: ******dog...ARRHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Gets fried by Vivi's Fire Magic)

Director: STOP!!!!!!STOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! YOU ARE noT SUppOSED to USE MAGIC ON HIM YOU IDIOT..Hey,what are you doing??!!! Get away from me!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH
(Director gets his chair fried..so is his ass)
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Hours later...At the village of Dali...

Black Wlatz 2: "Stay there Princess while I eliminate them!!!"

BW2 casts a firaga on all the party members

Zidane: "Thats it...NO MORE Mr Nice Guy

Steiner: "I'll show you!!!"

Vivi: "I'm getting angry..."

Garnet: " Guys!!! STOP!!!!!!"

BW2 casts another firaga on all of them.

Garnet:" Alright!!! I've had it too!!!"

Zidane draws out an Ultima Weapon and goes into trance
Steiner brandishes a Ragnarok.
Vivi whips out a Zues's Mace
Garnet pulls out a...Garnet.

BW2: "****"

Director: Hmmm...Grand Lethal + Shock + DoomsDay + Mega Flare = .....OH SHIT

BOOOOOOOOM
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[FinalFantasy_89]

Bloopers 2
<Backstage>
Zidane: " Nice summoning Garnet! though we wrecked half the set..."

Garnet: " Why thank you!"

Zidane: "You know, I'm a summoner too!"

Garnet: "Oh really?"

Zidane: "I'll show ya...Too bad you won't be on the set then...You'll have to watch from the back..."

Garnet: "O.K...."

<Cleyra>

Beatrix: "Fools."

Zidane: "Hand over that Jewel!!!"

Beatrix: "And if I don't ???"

Zidane: "Then taste the POWER of the INVINCIBLE!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA"

Suddenly, a huge shadow is cast over Beatrix

Beatrix: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Steiner: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!BEATRIX!!!ZIDANE!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOO"

Director: "Man...Here we go again..."

FOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMm

Beatrix gets fried...
Steiner: "Why YOU LITTLE MONKEY..........I'll SHOCK you"

Zidane: "I'll Invincible you."

Steiner: "And I'll...I'll....DAMN...

Director: "Not again!"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM

[FinalFantasy_89]

Lame.

[FinalFantasy_89]

After Necron's defeat and Zidane's return...
<Scene>
Zidane is resting in Garnet's room with Garnet

Zidane: "So how's it been all these years?"

Garnet: "I missed you a lot...Why didnt you come back earlier?"

Zidane: "well, after the incident at the Iifa tree, I suddenly found myself in Chocobo's Paradise...
And none of the Choco's there wanted to give me a ride out so....I waited. Till my own Choco came along rescued me. Seems Mene did some discovering. Again."

Garnet: "Oooohhh.....Speaking of Mene, Artemicion's Mognet Central broke down."

Zidane: "Again??!! Man...Gotta ask Ruby again..."

Garnet: "A lot has happened...Why don't we travel again? Cid gave me a Hilda Garde 5 for my last birthday..."

Zidane: "Cool! But me and Kuja are sharing the Invincible...It's at his Desert Palace now..."

Garnet: "Alright, we'll travel on the Invincible, its got air conditioning..."

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<Next day at a rebuilt Burmecia>

Freya: "Why hello Zidane! It's been a long time..."

Zidane:" Hmmmn..."

Freya: " you forgot?"

Zidane: "Of course not...How's it going...Helga?"

Freya: " Wrong..."

Zidane: "Christine?"

Freya: "NO!"

Zidane:" Oh yeah! You used to travel with me...How's it goin...Ratchel?"

Freya: " Man...I am SO gonna whoop yer Terran ass..."

Zidane: " Hey...Chill...You know I never forget a dragon knights name...Good ta see you again...Freya."

Freya: "Well...at least you remembered."

Zid: " So how long has it been?"

Freya: "About...erm...lost count....Where the heck hav you been all this time?"

Zidane: "Long story..."

[FinalFantasy_89]

AN EIDOLONS GATHERING

<At Madain Sari>

Bahamut: "Man, I'm bored. This is all your fault AlexAnder, garnet keeps using you cos u the stronget Eidolon.

Alexander: " It ain't my fault i can do 5 digit damages."

Madeen: "Oh SHUT UP, I'll show you who does the real damage around here...5 digit damage?! Big deal...I can do that too."

Alex: "You wanna take on me? Holy against Holy brother..."

Ark: "Count me in, and I'll whoop the Holiness outta yer Holy asses."

Alex: "Moron. You aint see what Holy Judgement can do yet. right Bahamut?"

Bahamut:" ****** off Alex...You know I was tired that day."

Carbuncle: " ALRIGHT! BREAK IT UP TWO!!!"

Bahamut: "Shut up you puny Eidolon."

Carbuncle: "Why you son of a mother dragon"
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Shiva: "Yo Ifrit, lets go tell Garnet and Eiko bout this...Alex, Mut, Ark, Madeen and Buncle look like their heading for a fight..."

Ifrit: "Why don't WE watch them fight...And don't come near me...Darn your body IS COLD!!!!!!"

Odin: "Look...Alex is flexing his wings and Ark's gone into destructo mode..."

Atomos: *bURP* "This food is good..."

Odin: "Watch it Atomos...Your burbing's getting on my nerves...One more time and you'll find my sword up yer ass."

Atomos: "oops, SoRRy"

Phoenix: "Err...Bahamut's nostrils are smokin..."

Fenrir: "I'll go tell Garnet and Eiko..."
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<later>

Garnet: "I demand u guys stop...."
Eiko: " At once!!!!!!!!!

Alex: "BAHAMUT STARTED IT!!!"

Bahamut: "WHAT?!!! ME??!! I WAS JUST COMPLAINING YOU FOOL!!!!!! MADEEN WAS THE ONE WHO WANTED A FIGHT!!!!!!!"

Madeen: " SHADDUP, JUST SHADDUP, SHADDUP, SHADDUP, JUST SHADDUP, SHADDUP..."

Zid: "Whats goin on...oh?..not again...

[FinalFantasy_89]

Yeah, I know its lame.

[DocFrance]

Umm... I'd be really careful about... uh... sextuple posting if I were you.

[crono_logical]

Ok, that many posts in a row is uncalled for, whatever the situation. As a result, you can see this thread looks rather untidy, especially with your two pointless lame posts sitting there too. Use the edit/delete button next time.