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Rainecloud
11-24-2003, 11:00 PM
http://www.thefarplane.co.uk/rainecloud/EoFF/conspiracy1.jpg

It is my duty (as a long time member of this sacred place) to bring these *cough* real *cough* issues to the pedestal of discussion! Will we stand for the proposals made by the members in this secret thread? Your thoughts and opinions, please.

[On a side note, would you like to see more?]

ZeZipster
11-24-2003, 11:01 PM
YAY!

Xander
11-24-2003, 11:08 PM
*stares at it* Wow your a genius :D I wanna see more :p

Mikztsu
11-24-2003, 11:11 PM
It's just not the same without...what's'name was. That guy who typed weirdly and was the leader of EoFF in the first conspiracy-thing.:D

Good job. I wanna see more.

Erdrick Holmes
11-24-2003, 11:45 PM
I think I'm gonna puke.

Chaos
11-24-2003, 11:46 PM
=o.
I always knew those pesky staff were up to something.
And now I know.

Chaos

Citizen Bleys
11-25-2003, 12:17 AM
It figures that those wretched freaks would start having fun just AS SOON AS I WASN'T AROUND.

Yamaneko
11-25-2003, 12:19 AM
More like 2 months after, but yeah; you can ban me, but you'll never defeat the Cobras. :D

Citizen Bleys
11-25-2003, 12:28 AM
Yo Joe!

Raistlin
11-25-2003, 12:29 AM
It's Shlup, in the bathroom, with the nuclear weapon.

Mystery solved.

Lord Xehanort
11-25-2003, 12:31 AM
Down with the government! Fight the power!

Make more plz

Peegee
11-25-2003, 12:32 AM
question: why isn't "shlupquerk" on the members list?

Shoyku
11-25-2003, 12:57 AM
Originally posted by Pee Gee
question: why isn't "shlupquerk" on the members list? To make it a conspiracy. D'uh!

stuffing
11-25-2003, 01:04 AM
great, so I'm banned >.> :banme

Bahamut2000X
11-25-2003, 01:14 AM
I wonder if this conspiricy plot has anything to do with the one from years ago. I bet it's only part of a larger conspiricy to make yet a larger conspiricy even larger!

Alright I'll solve this mystery in no time at...*get's stabbed*

Erdrick Holmes
11-25-2003, 01:18 AM
I VOTE BLEYS *Snipershot* Hahaha you missed me.

Shlup
11-25-2003, 04:20 AM
That screen shot excite me.

eestlinc
11-25-2003, 04:39 AM
chwombat: My wish is your command, o fearless leader.
SeaniePants:I demand sacrifices!!!
chwombat: Yes, my lord.
Citizen Bleys: *puts on Japanese bandanna thingy and hoots at the moon*
SeaniePants: You make me so proud! Now, summon the Hamburger Ninja!
Pr00tw00t: Uuuuuuuuuh-gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

stuffing
11-25-2003, 04:41 AM
Originally posted by eestlinc
chwombat: My wish is your command, o fearless leader.
SeaniePants:I demand sacrifices!!!
chwombat: Yes, my lord.
Citizen Bleys: *puts on Japanese bandanna thingy and hoots at the moon*
SeaniePants: You make me so proud! Now, summon the Hamburger Ninja!
Pr00tw00t: Uuuuuuuuuh-gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

Complete l337ness

Zell's Fists of Fury
11-25-2003, 05:49 AM
I love it

Nait
11-25-2003, 08:41 AM
Oh shit. >< I knew this day would come. They've gone mad, every single one of them. **** ><

Rainecloud
11-25-2003, 08:56 AM
I found it, the passage throught the forums. The Knights don't use it...the Knight's don't know it!

Don't follow the Chocobos...

http://www.thefarplane.co.uk/rainecloud/EoFF/conspiracy2.jpg

Bahamut2000X
11-25-2003, 12:26 PM
Spam and porn thread! This is outragerous!...........Ummm I got...I gotta go. *runs into porn archives.*

DMKA
11-25-2003, 12:59 PM
WOOHOO!

Erdrick Holmes
11-25-2003, 03:15 PM
*curls up into a fetal position an thinks about waffles*

Madonna
11-25-2003, 04:00 PM
I want to be a spy now. :(

And I'm amused by the banning idea, since no one ever said it couldn't be the same six over and over.

Psychotic
11-25-2003, 04:01 PM
There's a slag off other members forum in this great vision of EoFF? Awesome! *hunts down legendary forum, and insults Nait*

Yamaneko
11-25-2003, 05:06 PM
Hitler and Stalin lied about their date of birth. I would have never expected them to lie. :(

Rainecloud
11-25-2003, 06:24 PM
I want to be a spy now.

And I'm amused by the banning idea, since no one ever said it couldn't be the same six over and over.

I can't be. :P

Del Murder
11-25-2003, 06:50 PM
Actually, that should be Del Murder's Personal<b>s</b> Forum, where Eyeson members submit their desires in a mate and I get them together.

eestlinc
11-25-2003, 06:54 PM
best forum idea ever

Peegee
11-25-2003, 06:55 PM
<s>Stop hacking the page html code and posting pics pretending to be real!</s>

edit by Shlup: *BANS*

Erdrick Holmes
11-25-2003, 06:55 PM
I bet there's a secret "Plans to lock Josh and Joel in a room untill one kills the other" Thread in there, am I right?

Burtsplurt
11-25-2003, 08:22 PM
The banning policy seems to be the same as the one Fool's Gold has been using since its inception.

*fear*

Linus
11-25-2003, 08:56 PM
Dangit, why'd you have to tell everyone about the Linus forum?

Thanks a lot, now people like Kane and Joel will go in there.

Erdrick Holmes
11-25-2003, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by Fronkey
Thanks a lot, now people like Kane and Joel will go in there.
No thanks, I don't want any STDs

BURN :p

Strider
11-25-2003, 09:30 PM
Hey, cool, I'm part of the conspiracy and I didn't even realize it!

Del Murder
11-25-2003, 11:21 PM
Wait a minute, we're not falling for your lies this time Rainey. I have my own discoveries.

eestlinc
11-25-2003, 11:24 PM
if it were only true...

Psychotic
11-25-2003, 11:25 PM
*gasp* Rainecloud how COULD you?

Strider
11-26-2003, 12:25 AM
=OOO Okay, now I really care. Does he really have journalistic integrity now?

Lord Xehanort
11-26-2003, 01:51 AM
Originally posted by Fronkey
Dangit, why'd you have to tell everyone about the Linus forum?

Thanks a lot, now people like Kane and Joel will go in there.

Don't forget me Honky. I'm the brains of Joel's operations. Plus I'm stealthy. *sneaks up behind you* BOO!

Rainecloud
11-26-2003, 09:06 AM
I can prove my innocence. Clicking on my name (in the picture Del posted) takes you to this forum:

http://www.thefarplane.co.uk/rainecloud/EoFF/conspiracy3.jpg

It's the Resistance forum, of course.

And, on top of that, new evidence has been unearthed that shows some terrifying developments in Staff:

http://www.thefarplane.co.uk/rainecloud/EoFF/conspiracy4.jpg

Well, it looks like we're all going to get spammed to death. Literally.

Del Murder
11-26-2003, 09:25 AM
This does not compute.

Strider
11-26-2003, 10:17 AM
Sugpo! That two-timing. . . something-rather! He's double-crossing one side or the other.

Now, I'm really starting to care.

Loony BoB
11-26-2003, 03:57 PM
Ever since Bleys left, the Staff Forums just ran out of <s>sex</s> love...

Maxico
11-26-2003, 04:25 PM
I knew it all along.

you lot disgust me. But I know the truth and truth is p- *muffled gun shot* oweeeeerr.

well nobody cared about me anyway.

HOOTERS
11-26-2003, 05:08 PM
I DUNNO I THINK ITS ALL FABRICTACATED TO MEEE


ps sugpo is mommas boy i.e nobody likes him!

Rainecloud
11-26-2003, 05:41 PM
Heh. Recognized Jerk...

xD

Erdrick Holmes
11-26-2003, 06:34 PM
Ok here's the real truth.

ZeZipster
11-26-2003, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by Joel
Ok here's the real truth.

Never do that again. It makes me want to hurt people.

:mad2:

Rainecloud
11-26-2003, 08:16 PM
Interesting picture, Joel.

I like your taskbar and your screwed up forum buttons.

[Tip: If you're going to edit something, do it properly] ;)

TheAbominatrix
11-27-2003, 12:10 PM
Originally posted by Joel
No thanks, I don't want any STDs

BURN :p


You can get STDs from the computer now?

Raine, you forgot about the secret conspiracy where I don't get in trouble cause I've seen BoB, Shlup, amd m4tt naked!

Loony BoB
11-27-2003, 01:43 PM
...okay, what did you do to me while I was sleeping? x_X;;

Bahamut2000X
11-27-2003, 03:05 PM
Ooooo send pictures my way! I want to add them to my collection.

Maxico
11-27-2003, 07:07 PM
I would put a intelligent and edifying comment here but unfortunatly Im max, and dead.

Citizen Bleys
11-28-2003, 12:28 AM
Well, this is a little off-topic, since it involves non-EoFF board admins using EoFF as a forum to conspire against me, but here's something I posted on AO, AG, and FFR a long, long time ago...



It seems that a few webmasters from prominent sites, this one included, have invaded my home ground of Eyes on Final Fantasy! Now you can see the hidden side of Gig that nobody has ever seen before!

http://tse-lu.hypermart.net/screen1.png
http://tse-lu.hypermart.net/screen2.png
There they are, the interlopers, prowling out my home ground...

And ah! I've caught them in a secret conference!

http://tse-lu.hypermart.net/thread1.png
Hey! What the--?

http://tse-lu.hypermart.net/thread2.png
*growls*

WELL, THE TRUTH IS OUT AT LAST!

EDIT: You'd bloody well better laugh, Gig's .sig was kind of hard to fake

Bahamut2000X
11-28-2003, 01:43 AM
*laughs out of fear of Bleys*

Erdrick Holmes
11-28-2003, 05:06 AM
Shut up or I'll ban you, Bleys.

You have no idea how long I've wanted to say that.

Rainecloud
11-28-2003, 08:37 AM
Gig's avatar would be rejected, due to the 60 x 60 pixels limit.

Although it is nice to see Afterlab's avatar again after all this time. I do miss FFR. :(

Citizen Bleys
11-28-2003, 12:28 PM
Admins are exempt from the 60x60 limit. That's how Unne did that stuff with the great big David Hasselhoff image and Super Christ's oversize avatar.

Loony BoB
11-28-2003, 02:18 PM
mystic ice cube = classic.

TheAbominatrix
11-29-2003, 01:13 AM
Originally posted by Loony BoB
...okay, what did you do to me while I was sleeping? x_X;;

Nothing you didnt enjoy. :D

*sends photos to Bahamut*

Bahamut2000X
11-29-2003, 02:54 AM
Ooo oo my nekkid BoB pics *drools* *get's banned*

Linus
11-29-2003, 06:15 AM
Originally posted by Joel
Ok here's the real truth.

12 is not 63% of 25.

Go back to school and demand an education, you misguided soul.


Originally posted by TheAbominatrix
You can get STD's from the computer now?

How else do you expect Joel to get a <b>sexually transmitted</b> disease? Sure as hell won't be from sex.

TheAbominatrix
11-29-2003, 06:22 AM
Originally posted by Fronkey
How else do you expect Joel to get a <b>sexually transmitted</b> disease? Sure as hell won't be from sex.

Oh duh, silly me. Damn STD laden underage anime characters. :D

Erdrick Holmes
11-29-2003, 06:23 AM
Origionally posted by Fronkey
12 is not 63% of 25.

I missed editing a part of thext there, thanks for pointing it out for me, you did me a favour today.

TidaRalique
11-29-2003, 06:37 AM
Dwelling in the pits of confusion. Probes for everyone. O_o||

Maxico
11-29-2003, 10:58 AM
ME first ME first.

Del Murder
12-01-2003, 09:46 AM
So how did it end? Raine! Finish the story!!

Rainecloud
12-01-2003, 06:40 PM
Alright.

http://www.thefarplane.co.uk/rainecloud/EoFF/1.jpg
http://www.thefarplane.co.uk/rainecloud/EoFF/2.jpg

And so, measures were taken to secure this personal hell.

http://www.thefarplane.co.uk/rainecloud/EoFF/3.jpg

The End.

Del Murder
12-01-2003, 06:50 PM
I don't know what could be better than Mexican prison... but thanks, I needed that.

Rainecloud
12-01-2003, 06:59 PM
No problem. Excuse the anticlimactic ending. I'm not feeling too imaginative today.

Mr. Graves
12-01-2003, 10:09 PM
xD @ Raine.

Ace Protorney
12-01-2003, 10:57 PM
How cool is that? Are the banners done intentionally?

CloudDragon
12-02-2003, 01:59 AM
I'm not so sure about that Del being the whole culprit. I believe he was FRAMED.

Erdrick Holmes
12-02-2003, 02:09 AM
*awaits a Make Joel a supermod thread.*