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12-06-2003, 01:52 AM
Well, the Staff got together during the Ciddies and decided we should start up a Staff-voted Lifetime Achievement Ciddie. This will be a regular occurance now on during the Ciddies, where we show our gratitude to those who have helped EoFF along it's way. You can only win this Ciddie once.

Since this is the first time we've done this, we'll be giving away two of them. Staff got together and have voted the following two members for these highly prestigious awards:

<center>Citizen Bleys and Dr Unne</center>

Citizen Bleys and Dr Unne have been around for a huge time now, and have become reluctant celebrities within Eyes on Final Fantasy (and sometimes outside of our lovely site, too). The two former admins have helped EoFF grow up through the years, with their leadership, humour, justice and of course the odd technical skill. Bleys and Unne are arguably the two most well known individuals in EoFF.

Eyes on Final Fantasy is proud to have these two former administrators as regular members - should they be on Staff or not - helping us all along the way.

<i>And now, a few words from some of our Staff...</i>

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From m4tt:

Why Unne is so great
By Matt Kolek

Unne is a great man. I remember one day when I asked him, "Unne, why are you so great?" And do you know what he said? Well he shook his head, first off. Then said, "My young friend, you could not comprehend the greatness that is Unne, so I suggest you stop thinking about it." So I did.

The End.

There once was a man named Bleys
By Matt Kolek

One could not put the greatness of Bleys into just words. You need emotions. Emotions like :D and :cool: and not to mention :love:. He is a wonderful creature, that Citizen Bleys. Not anyone can post their crotch up and have people fall in love with it. I know I couldn't. My crotch does not compare to his. I mean, he has his on freakin emoticon for cryin out loud! :banbleys. I love Bleys, and you should to.

The End.

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From Agent Proto:

A Tribute to Unne.
A poem
He was a humble man;
Never to be needy,
Never to be greedy.
He was an honest man;
Never lying to all,
Never trying to fall.

His greatness lies there;
Just waiting to be revealed,
Only because it is concealed.
Unne was always full of care;
Caring for his friends,
As if there were no ends.

Unne had one kind of a mind;
He was smart,
He had heart.
His heart was one of a kind;
His friends he truly care,
For he was always there.

We appreciate the work you've done;
From being part of this staff,
To just making us laugh.
And this is something you've won;
This award: we reserved it,
Because, you truly deserved it.

Congratulations.


"Bleys' Crotch is the best." ~Agent Proto

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From ShlupQuack:

Bleys is a great Canadian. I don't know about a great man, but a great Canadian none the less. He's been my guidance as a staff member, and has made me the administrator I am today. :D

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From Sean:

Eyes on Final Fantasy really wouldn't be what it is today without Dr Unne and Citizen Bleys.

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From Daryl:

Everyone has heard of Dr Unne!

Dr Unne is without a doubt one of the most wonderful administrators I have had a chance to work with. I really wish he had stayed on Staff longer after I joined, but I am glad he has at least stayed on and been an active poster all this time. He's a pleasure to have around.

Thanks for everything, Unne. We appreciate it. :)


All your Bleys are belong to us. :bleys

Bleys and I are best known for arguing about just about every idea either one of us had while he was still on Staff. ;) But don't be deceived, I actually think we get along pretty well (at least we have the few times I've had the pleasure of talking to him one-on-one).

Thank you for everything, Bleysie-weysie. All your hard work over the years, and the fact you are still around today, is much appreciated.

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From Leeza:

What can I say about Dr Unne. He's a wonderful human being and EoFF has been priviledged to have had him be a part of it for all of these years forming it into what it is today. Of course, he's very modest so he'll probably say that it was no big deal, but he's the rock of EoFF, a firm and dependable support. He's also one heck of a good artist!

Bleys is the other great human being who has made EoFF what it is today, except he's not quite as modest about it and his love of spam has made him an excellent morale booster when it has occasionally been needed.

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From Loony BoB:

Well, aside from the intro, I'm not sure exactly what to say. You're both extremely awesome guys and I've always taken in the things that you say. You're there for newbie and oldbie alike all through their EoFF 'lives', and I thank you for being here during my stay, because you make it a real pleasure. Seriously, you guys really have and still do make me happy, and I can only hope that everyone here can help make you guys get a bit of that feeling too.

And don't reject the thought, because we take pride in giving you this stuff. Take pride in receiving it. :)

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Peegee
12-06-2003, 01:57 AM
Agreed; I respect these two individuals above the rest of you.

Shlup
12-06-2003, 01:57 AM
Dammit, I forgot to write my "Dr Unne makes me hot" speech.

Linus
12-06-2003, 01:59 AM
Yeah, they're cool. They're almost exact opposites of each other as well.

Yamaneko
12-06-2003, 02:02 AM
You guys are great. Love having you two around. Congrats. :)

bennator
12-06-2003, 02:08 AM
Yay for Unne and Bleys, even if they pretend that this thread and award isn't here.

Erdrick Holmes
12-06-2003, 02:15 AM
Honestly I see Bleys more as a friend then a staff member, even when he was on staff.

Meow
12-06-2003, 02:18 AM
Will they even post? Dear god, the suspense.

Anyway, i'm sorry to say that i joined after Unne had already stepped down, and not long before Bleys did as well. But regardless, they're both good guys and both deserving of this award. Good times indeed.

i'd do a dance or something, but i've got mono and can hardly even stand up without needing to lie right back down again.

Shorty
12-06-2003, 02:18 AM
It simply wouldn't be the same without them around. <3

Dr Unne
12-06-2003, 02:26 AM
*shakes his head*

Ace Protorney
12-06-2003, 02:26 AM
I would've thought I'd write a poem? :D

Misfit
12-06-2003, 02:30 AM
Fantastic! WAY TO GO CITIZEN BLEYS AND DR UNNE! =D

Phil
12-06-2003, 02:36 AM
Congrats guys! Even you, Bleys. After you changed all of the forums to Ed's Technicholor Nightmare theme and scared the krap out of me. I still remember my words- " Whats wrong? EVERYTHING IS PINK AND GREEN AND BLUE AND ORANGE AND RED! SPARE US OH MIGTHY CITIZEN BLEYS!". Then there was that time I thought spatvark was a woman, but thats another story. Anyways, wrote a poem for you guys.

Bleys and Unne
we love you two
even though you smell like poo.
You make us laugh
You make us cry
You make us want to curl up and die.
Your hearts are always kind and true
Bleys you rule
your really cool!
and Unne is okay too
~Phillip J.

blue_midget192
12-06-2003, 03:38 AM
YEA all hail the greaatness that is Bleys And Unne :d yea yea yea good for you too, i agree with all of the above (the god stuff any way (not that i think there was any bad stuf(im not sure i dont read things properly))) YEA :D

Big Ogre Umaro
12-06-2003, 05:58 AM
Originally posted by Vincent06
Congrats guys! Even you, Bleys. After you changed all of the forums to Ed's Technicholor Nightmare theme and scared the krap out of me. I still remember my words- " Whats wrong? EVERYTHING IS PINK AND GREEN AND BLUE AND ORANGE AND RED! SPARE US OH MIGTHY CITIZEN BLEYS!". CITIZEN BLEYS RULES!!!~~

Remember that RPG based on EoFF that he spent his whole summer making? That was cool THANKS BLEYS

eestlinc
12-06-2003, 06:53 AM
i nominated you goku but then they realized I'm not on staff.

Rainecloud
12-06-2003, 06:54 AM
*shakes his head* ~ Dr Unne.

And there really is no other way to react to this thread. :)

Seriously though, you two have both put so much time and effort into the EoFF forums over the past years, and it's about time we thanked you for your hard work.

What a sweet thread. :)

Strider
12-06-2003, 08:10 AM
I haven't really been here all that long, and I don't know either of you very well, but I've seen a little bit of what you two have done for the entirety of the site and I know that y'all deserve it.

Rock on, Unne and Bleys.

Peegee
12-06-2003, 08:12 AM
For not banning for even though I call you City Bleyz, I give Citizen Bleys respect and other stuff.

Dr Unne on the other hand gets top ranking in my respect ladder, just because he's the type of person I wish I ended up, and his sense of humour is very appreciated.

<3

Citizen Bleys
12-06-2003, 09:50 AM
Originally posted by GokuKid749876
CITIZEN BLEYS RULES!!!~~

Remember that RPG based on EoFF that he spent his whole summer making? That was cool THANKS BLEYS

Exactly.

The rest of you can SOD OFF. Especially since you all SUCK for not doing the gender change event this year. YOU ALL SUCK AND I HATE EVERY ONE OF YOU.

Mikztsu
12-06-2003, 10:37 AM
And where are the speeches and poetry about me?

*throws an Unneie away* ><

EDIT BY BoB: >=/ Next time, don't just sit there and complain that you're going to get yelled at by me - ACTUALLY FIX YOUR DOUBLE POST. >=[ *kicks your arse*

Rainecloud
12-06-2003, 10:47 AM
Mik, you're such a double poster.

Mikztsu
12-06-2003, 10:48 AM
Very funny and clever set-up to try get Mik being yelled at by BoB again.:mad2: *kicks yer nuts*

Daedra
12-06-2003, 10:59 AM
Congrats guys !

Hope to get to know you better :p

Peegee
12-06-2003, 11:27 AM
Unne > Bleys. If they were forced into a mortal combat situation I would place my soul on the line in favour of Unne winning.

Because that's the kind of sex-crazed lunatic I am.

Cz
12-06-2003, 12:57 PM
'Lifetime' achievment award? That's a bit premature, surely?

Congratulations to two wonderful members, and two wonderful people. EoFF wouldn't be the same without you, and none of it's members would be, either. You've both given this place so much life, and so much atmosphere. Thank you.

eestlinc
12-06-2003, 02:53 PM
they get the award because their about to be shot.

HOOTERS
12-06-2003, 03:04 PM
Ok, if there's a standing ovation I'm leaving.


Originally posted by Kizna Towryk
The rest of you can SOD OFF. Especially since you all SUCK for not doing the gender change event this year. YOU ALL SUCK AND I HATE EVERY ONE OF YOU.

Heh, I actually like you now.

Denmark
12-06-2003, 04:16 PM
Congrats to Unne and Bleys. Without them, EoFF would not be the same. Who knows if it'd even be here today at all? THERE's something for you to think about.

Kalen
12-06-2003, 05:04 PM
You're both nuts.

MecaKane
12-06-2003, 05:10 PM
Keep up the good work, fellas.

Lindy
12-06-2003, 08:20 PM
I am deeply annoyed, in that I made a Bleys vs Unne topic just a day after the great Nait-mess around name change event...

...And it was closed.

DOUBLE STANDARDS I CRY! DOUBLE STANDARDS!

White Raven
12-06-2003, 11:18 PM
Yay, for them!!! If you guys weren't here to make this site run, we could've wasted our time on some crazy activities like getting exercise or curing cancer!

I salute you!

Raistlin
12-06-2003, 11:28 PM
No, Unne, this doesn't mean you can have my staff. :rolleyes2

Oh, and before you even say anything: shut up, Bleys.

Dr Unne
12-07-2003, 07:35 PM
Why would I want yours when I have the Staff of Unneius anyways.

Since I'm like the king of the galaxy now or whatever I demand perks. Someone give me some perks, consarnit. Now now now. PERKS.

Rainecloud
12-07-2003, 07:40 PM
http://www.thefarplane.co.uk/rainecloud/eoff/unneie.gif

You want perks? Have an Unneie.

Shlup
12-07-2003, 08:39 PM
We tried to give you perks before you and you, "No, no, no. I'm humble. I don't deserve anything. Blah blah, no." :p

Big Ogre Umaro
12-07-2003, 09:21 PM
Banning perks

Flying Mullet
12-07-2003, 09:33 PM
Congratulations to both!

Sorry, that's all of the perks that I can give either of you.

Dr Unne
12-07-2003, 10:08 PM
I don't want custom titles or award graphics, I WANT PERKS I TELLS YA.

Citizen Bleys
12-07-2003, 10:13 PM
For the first perk, I suggest granting him a sex-change event name.

Flying Mullet
12-07-2003, 10:14 PM
Give them their own forum where they can conspire to whatever they feel like at the time. Plus as they were voted mst likely to get together in the Ciddies, so put some mood music in the forum and see what happens.

Shlup
12-07-2003, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by Kizna Towryk
For the first perk, I suggest granting him a sex-change event name. Good idea.

Kirkpatrick
12-07-2003, 10:32 PM
Congrats to the both of you!
Well deserved, I say.


Give them their own forum
The Blunneys forum?

Loony BoB
12-07-2003, 10:55 PM
Perks? Uh, geez... I guess you guys can watch me strip later if you really want to. That okay? I'm sure I can think of more of these.

Dr Unne
12-07-2003, 10:56 PM
I think you owe me more perks after picking a name for me like this one. Geez.

Loony BoB
12-07-2003, 11:04 PM
Hey, I wanted it to be the name of a porn nurse, but they wouldn't do it. :(

Citizen Bleys
12-07-2003, 11:39 PM
If the three month rule applies to me, I think it should apply to Dr. Quinn, too.

eternalshiva
12-07-2003, 11:45 PM
oOoOoOo Congrats ;p

*agrees with nominations* *and the wins*

Raistlin
12-07-2003, 11:58 PM
Originally posted by Kizna Towryk
If the three month rule applies to me, I think it should applie to Dr. Quinn, too.
But I want it to apply to him.

Citizen Bleys
12-07-2003, 11:59 PM
If it applies to one, it should apply to both.

WesLY's new name should be permanent just on general principles.

Shlup
12-08-2003, 12:01 AM
Tempting.... very tempting.

Citizen Bleys
12-08-2003, 12:02 AM
If I'm going down, I'm taking as many people with me as I can.

Raistlin
12-08-2003, 12:03 AM
Originally posted by Kizna Towryk
If it applies to one, it should apply to both.
BLEYS WAS ABSOLUTELY CLUELESS ABOUT A JOKE!

*marks it down on calender*

muchacho
12-08-2003, 01:39 AM
if this isnt an ass kissing thread then i dont know what is....... anyway congrats

Citizen Bleys
12-08-2003, 01:59 AM
Yes, it's an ass kissing thread all right. You know how it is, when people who have power are nice to people who have none, that's called ass kissing.

Yamaneko
12-08-2003, 02:00 AM
I thought you resigned.

Citizen Bleys
12-08-2003, 03:35 AM
That's precisely the point. Unne and I both resigned. This means that neither of us have power. Which means when the people who do have power are nice to us, and recognize what we've done (Although frankly, BOU's right and he deserves it more than I do), it is NOT BLOODY ASS-KISSING.

If I were artificially nice to the staff in order to try to get them to do the stuff that I used to be able to do myself, that would be ass-kissing. By the way, don't hold your breath waiting for that to happen, because I find that pressuring them into doing what I want is much, much more effective, especially since the HEARTLESS BASTARDS won't bloody listen to a bloody thing I have to say unless I exert as much pressure as possible and make their lives a living hell until they do what I want. Honestly, they're just not smart enough to figure out that life would be so much easier if everybody just went along with what I said, and the world in general would run much more smoothly.

Some people, I suppose, will never learn.

muchacho
12-08-2003, 04:03 AM
well i guess you right, some people wont learn

Rainecloud
12-08-2003, 08:24 AM
If I were artificially nice to the staff in order to try to get them to do the stuff that I used to be able to do myself, that would be ass-kissing. By the way, don't hold your breath waiting for that to happen, because I find that pressuring them into doing what I want is much, much more effective, especially since the HEARTLESS BASTARDS won't bloody listen to a bloody thing I have to say unless I exert as much pressure as possible and make their lives a living hell until they do what I want. Honestly, they're just not smart enough to figure out that life would be so much easier if everybody just went along with what I said, and the world in general would run much more smoothly.

http://thefarplane.co.uk/rainecloud/eoff/thepimp.gif

Thanks for all you've done for me in the past, Bleyz. It sure means a lot.

Citizen Bleys
12-08-2003, 01:27 PM
It would mean a lot more if you'd SPELLED MY NAME RIGHT

Raistlin
12-08-2003, 01:37 PM
Sure thing, Bley.

Citizen Bleys
12-08-2003, 04:03 PM
Well, nothing YOU say counts anyways, WesLY

Rainecloud
12-08-2003, 05:41 PM
*adds 'spelling name incorrectly' to his 'how to irritate Blaize' list*

Flying Mullet
12-08-2003, 05:42 PM
Is there anything that <i>doesn't</i> irritate Bleys?

Citizen Bleys
12-08-2003, 05:49 PM
Well, it sure as hell irritates me when people whine about how much irritates me, that's for SURE you betcha yup.

Rainecloud
12-08-2003, 05:51 PM
You know what irritates me? Having to see your CROTCH in every other thread.

Citizen Bleys
12-08-2003, 06:21 PM
You know what? I agree with you. That stopped being funny years ago, but I can't stop people from running it into the bloody ground

Rainecloud
12-08-2003, 08:35 PM
Shu'up Bleyz. :D

Getting back on topic: congratulations, Unne and Bleys.

Killy
12-08-2003, 09:44 PM
Congratulations to both of you, I think you both deserve it.

Citizen Bleys
12-08-2003, 09:52 PM
I think a n00b should be sacrificed in our honor.

Yamaneko
12-08-2003, 09:58 PM
How 'bout Wes?

Citizen Bleys
12-08-2003, 09:59 PM
Killing WesLY sounds good to me

Dr Unne
12-09-2003, 04:38 AM
You know what sounds good to me? BLEY'S CROTCH!

You're so wrong, that never gets old.

Raistlin
12-09-2003, 04:57 AM
Originally posted by Dr Quinn Medicine Woman
You know what sounds good to me? BLEY'S CROTCH!

You're so wrong, that never gets old.
Unne...are you drunk?

Oh, and I love you now. <3

Big Ogre Umaro
12-09-2003, 05:24 AM
Originally posted by Dr Quinn Medicine Woman
You know what sounds good to me? BLEY'S CROTCH! Generic "This explains so much" reply

Rainecloud
12-09-2003, 08:11 AM
Did someone hack into Unne's account or something?

Citizen Bleys
12-09-2003, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by Dr Quinn Medicine Woman
You know what sounds good to me? BLEY'S CROTCH!

You're so wrong, that never gets old.

YOU. DIE. NOW.

Loony BoB
12-09-2003, 03:15 PM
You know, if I stare at Bleys' sig for long enough, his crotch appears. o_o Seriously, it's right there. His sig is like... a subliminal crotch sig.

Flying Mullet
12-09-2003, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by Loony BiTch
You know, if I stare at Bleys' sig for long enough, his crotch appears. o_o Seriously, it's right there. His sig is like... a subliminal crotch sig.
How wild! :whoa:

Citizen Bleys
12-09-2003, 04:20 PM
You suck, BiTch.

Raistlin
12-09-2003, 04:43 PM
Well, at least <s>he</s> she won't get breast cancer. Which could be an actual worry for <s>him</s> her now.

Red Wizard
12-09-2003, 04:47 PM
Originally posted by Loony BiTch
You know, if I stare at Bleys' sig for long enough, his crotch appears. o_o Seriously, it's right there. His sig is like... a subliminal crotch sig. Great... now you've got me seeing it.

Raistlin
12-09-2003, 04:50 PM
Originally posted by Rose Sorceress
Great... now you've got me seeing it.
You'll thank him, in the end.

eternalshiva
12-09-2003, 04:51 PM
rotfl I SEE IT ! xD

The CROTCH! IT BURNS MY EYES!

Rainecloud
12-09-2003, 05:01 PM
"The CROTCH! IT BURNS MY EYES!"

No, it's the urine that does it. Bleys' poisonous pee.

Citizen Bleys
12-09-2003, 05:02 PM
You all suck

Raistlin
12-09-2003, 05:10 PM
You're just jealous. You think Jeff might start to favor us over you.

Rainecloud
12-09-2003, 05:18 PM
"You all suck" ~ Bleyz.

And on what do you base that theory?

Dr Unne
12-09-2003, 05:21 PM
I think that theory is based on HIS CROTCH!

Rainecloud
12-09-2003, 05:29 PM
You're right, Unne. No matter how many times you mention it, it's still funny.

http://www.thefarplane.co.uk/rainecloud/eoff/Bleys'crotch.jpg

Ph33r? Oh yes, most definitely.

Citizen Bleys
12-09-2003, 05:44 PM
I'm going to hunt you all down and kill each and every one of you...slowly and painfully.

Rainecloud
12-09-2003, 05:49 PM
Well, at least you used a 'period' or 'full stop' in that post.

It's a start, Bleyzie. It's a start. *patpat*

Citizen Bleys
12-09-2003, 05:51 PM
I'll 'full stop' you

Rainecloud
12-09-2003, 05:51 PM
Talk to the CROTCH.

Red Wizard
12-09-2003, 06:00 PM
Talk... or sing? I'm sure Jeff enjoys the occasional serenade. :P

Peegee
12-09-2003, 06:39 PM
Well if you're not going to get it as your name, Can I? I'd like my name changed to CITY BLEYZ

Thanks in advance

Flying Mullet
12-09-2003, 07:48 PM
Originally posted by Dr Quinn Medicine Woman
I think that theory is based on HIS CROTCH!
Oh great, now Bleys' crotch has a conspiracy theory. I've never seen so many people enamored and repelled by a crotch before.

Citizen Bleys
12-09-2003, 08:11 PM
*head explodes*

Dr Unne
12-09-2003, 08:13 PM
<i>Oh great, now Bleys' crotch has a conspiracy theory. I've never seen so many people enamored and repelled by a crotch before.</i> --Flying Mullet

The crotch works in strange and mysterious ways.

Citizen Bleys
12-09-2003, 08:18 PM
*sprays blood and brains all over Dr. Quinn*

Raistlin
12-09-2003, 08:48 PM
Originally posted by Kizna Towryk
*head explodes*
What would happen to Jeff then? Would he be put up for adoption?

bennator
12-09-2003, 08:59 PM
OMFG, Unne said "crotch"

The Man
12-10-2003, 02:08 AM
In recognition of this glorious and wonderful event, it is my firm belief that Unne and Bleys should be made into Recognized Members.

Rainecloud
12-10-2003, 07:31 AM
I think the next Recognized Member should be BLEYS' CROTCH!

eestlinc
12-10-2003, 04:25 PM
at least his crotch is wearing pants.

Peegee
12-10-2003, 05:17 PM
Here you go. An 'update' to Bleyz' sig. If you can find an unmarked Bleyz crotch pic I'll update the sig image.

<img src="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/attachment.php?postid=688229" alt="CITY BLEYZ SUPER SIG FUN FUN SEX YAOI YAOI" />

Rainecloud
12-10-2003, 07:54 PM
"Bleys' Crotch - Not Without Incident."

I like it. I like it very much.

Raistlin
12-10-2003, 08:14 PM
That crotch pic's almost as funny as the Pinky and the Brain one.

Rainecloud
12-10-2003, 08:20 PM
I didn't realise there was a LiveJournal Community dedicated to Bleys' Crotch...

http://www.livejournal.com/community/bleys_crotch

It scares me.

Red Wizard
12-10-2003, 08:59 PM
A lot of things regarding Bley's Crotch scare me. Though, this just adds to the mistique about it, or something like that.

Citizen Bleys
12-10-2003, 10:16 PM
You know what would really scare me? If nobody ever mentioned my crotch again, ever. That would be really freaky.

bennator
12-10-2003, 11:01 PM
Nah, your crotch would never let that happen


...though, guys you are going too far, let the crotch rest, so it can be brought out again to be kicked at a later date....

Peegee
12-11-2003, 06:24 AM
Don't blame me. I just do the bidding of the people