Mik's Sex-Slaves Party!

[Misfit]

Mon..key...assass...ins? @_O' Noooooooo!

*calls the elephant-sized-multicolored-mutant-monkey-assassin-assassins-from-a-planet-not-too-far-from-here* Fwahahaha!!

[Khaotic]

*watches the elephant-sized-multicolored-monkey-not-too-far-from-here, squash the assassin monkeys* @_@;

[Mikztsu]

I think we should make Flying Mullet one of my sex-slaves. It's not hard, he's hanging here alone. Just tie him up and throw him in cage!

[Khaotic]

Yes master *nods* *ties Flying Mullet up and throws him in a cage* :D anything else I can do for you, master?

[Flying Mullet]

B'har, I'll be back for ye scurvy dogs! *runs away, assassin monkies in tow* <img src="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=714951"/>

[Khaotic]

*waves* bye! please come back again! :D

[Mikztsu]

It was a fricking PLEASURE, Flying Mullet. =D~~~Those pirates are so rough'n'sexy, and it's rewarding to "have" some of them after few "taming sessions".

[Khaotic]

*looks at the elephant-sized-multicolored-monkey* is this thing on our side? @_@ *pets it* weeee :D

[stuffing]

ya pirates suck, don't come back

[eternalshiva]

aww I missed whipping the Mullet *sobs*

[stuffing]

you can always whip me :eep:

[eternalshiva]

*JOY* *whips away* *sigh* *gives you sexy cookies to eat while she whips you*

[Flying Mullet]

Originally posted by eternalshiva
aww I missed whipping the Mullet *sobs*
Y'arr har har har! Me monky assassins wouldn't have let you near me anyway, lass. <img src="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=714951"/>

[stuffing]

Originally posted by Flying Mullet
Y'arr har har har! Me monky assassins wouldn't have let you near me anyway, lass. <img src="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=714951"/>

your a loser :mad:

[escobert]

*shoots all of Misfits monkeys with a REALLY big cannon* HAR!!!! take that one ye little land lubber! HARHARHAR!!

[Khaotic]

nuuuu!!! *jumps in front of the monkeys* I wont let you!!! @_@

[Giggles]

I think one of the monkeys got me sick :(

[stuffing]

monkey pox...X)

[eternalshiva]

*hugs giggles* *uses magical Mistress Powers to HEAL*

*GLARES AND WHIPS MULLET*

[stuffing]

SHE'S EVIL MUHHAHAHAHA

[eternalshiva]

*revives dead pyro slave*

*pets slave*

[stuffing]

now its come to my attn that the pirate party is our biggest rivel, so i say we do a spam attack, how bout it?

[Khaotic]

*looks around, confused* what.... happened...? *see's a monkey running around* ohhh now I remember :D thanks mistress!! XD

[Misfit]

Have fun, stuffing. 8)

*gives giggles monkey-cure stuff* :D!

*goes back in cage and starts spanking some more monkeys*

[stuffing]

I've decided not to spam =\ because it might close this party :o

[eternalshiva]

Well, minute amount of spaming is alright, like taking over their treasure and stealing their ships... maybe even releasing Misfits Monkeys into a wild rage in their thread. They are our biggest political competition. *whip crack*

[escobert]

HARRRRR we be the only political party worth voting for HARRRRRRR!! *shoots everyone in the party with a REALLY REALLY big cannon" HARRRRRRRRR now lets see ye live through that!

[Linus]

Why should I join this party?

[Khaotic]

Originally posted by Bert
HARRRRR we be the only political party worth voting for HARRRRRRR!! *shoots everyone in the party with a REALLY REALLY big cannon" HARRRRRRRRR now lets see ye live through that!

*jumps in front of monkeys again!!* (saving misfit, too) :D *wins* *dies* :eep:

[eternalshiva]

Originally posted by Linus
Why should I join this party?

*ponders*

When pleasing Mik and I, you get to use THE whip for an hour, eat sexy cookies and release your inner dominatrix. And Giggles gets to have fun xD

And get a slave of your own to whip around if we get enough members.

[escobert]

ARRR me plans foiled again by a little girl! ARRRRR

[Giggles]

*hugs giggles* *uses magical Mistress Powers to HEAL*

Thank you so much, Mistress! <3 I owe you so much!





*gives giggles monkey-cure stuff* :D!

*is better* Yay! *spanks a monkey*





And Giggles gets to have fun xD

OMG YES! *feels the dominatrixness coming*




Hey Kane! Make me some sexy cookies! >:o!

[stuffing]

me to! i want cookies!

[Giggles]

Kane! Make stuffing some sexy cookies, too! *wonders if the whip is availabe for whipping*

Noooow! *makes a whipcrack noise with a belt*

[Spike369]

Hey dont forget about me

[MecaKane]

*makes <b>Giggles</b> cookies* >=o

[Mikztsu]

Originally posted by eternalshiva
*ponders*

When pleasing Mik and I, you get to use THE whip for an hour, eat sexy cookies and release your inner dominatrix. And Giggles gets to have fun xD

And get a slave of your own to whip around if we get enough members.

Well said, Mistress Shiva. Yes, you can indeed have your own boy/girl slave and have "fun" with it.


I go drinking for one night, and my slaves are doing good work and I'm proud. ö_ö 10 pages already!

Oh, and Misfit, I brought you some new monkies.=D=D=D! *throws them in misfit's cage*

[Misfit]

YAY new monkeys! And... they're multicolored! *spanks each color in order of the rainbow*

[NAILBAT]

can I be the "super-ultra-badass-bodygaurd-guy"?

*bows and swears to protect and serve...and then gets whipped*

[Spike369]

can i be the master slave

[Mikztsu]

Before I make any decisions, either of you need to change the avatar so I won't mix you two up.:P

have fun, Misfit! But....why removed your awesome siggie? :mad2:

[Spike369]

yes master

[CloudDragon]

Originally posted by Linus
Why should I join this party?

Because you love me, I'll let you beat me in pool, and you get to make fun of Kane. :D

How are we all doing?

[Spike369]

i am doing good

[CloudDragon]

Great!

[Spike369]

and how about you?

[NAILBAT]

I'm good...drinking my miller, *puts beer down and puts on monkey proof vest*

"Ready for combat!*:shoot:

[CloudDragon]

Sometime in the near future I will make another sig, it being appropriate to support the Mik party. Mwahaha.

[NAILBAT]

anyone want a ice cold miller? *cheers!*

[Spike369]

yes right here

[Mikztsu]

Ok, time to choose forums and fast.

I'll take GC. I guess I promised FF6 for Kane.

EDIT: This sums this up pretty well; MSN convo between me and eternalshiva.

I r not ur toy *n_u*( Me):
<i>Hey, we need to organize our party a bit. Who chooses whatever forum etc</i>
*sigh* I wish I had chocolate ( Eternalshiva) :
<i>I know :/ I've been trying to do that but every one is more interested in whipping each other</i>

[eternalshiva]

I'll take Kingdom Hearts one... and the others that match up with it.

[stuffing]

everybody do this NOW or where not going to be a party :mog:

[Kiuru]

Maybe I'm late but I had to think this one over...

Ok, Mik, now I'm filling my promise. *signs contract*

[Flying Mullet]

Y'arr, your party will sink before she ever sets sail. Har har har!

[Leeza]

<i>Ok, time to choose forums and fast.

I'll take GC. I guess I promised FF6 for Kane.</i> - Mikztsu


I think that you need to reread Election Booth's requirements. :)

Of the minimum ten members, each party will include the following:

one (1) leader who can not run for any specific forums but will run for board leadership as a whole.

one (1) representative for the following forums:
General Chat, Eyes on Each Other, and World Events

one (1) representative for the following forums:
The Lounge, General Gaming, and Arts and Writing

one (1) representative for the following forums:
Site Staff, Help, and Feedback

one (1) representative for the following forums:
Final Fantasy 1-4, Final Fantasy 5, and Final Fantasy 6

one (1) representative for the following forums:
Final Fantasy 7, Final Fantasy 8, and Final Fantasy 9

one (1) representative for the following forums:
Final Fantasy 10, Final Fantasy 10-2, and Final Fantasy 11

one (1) representative for the following forums:
Final Fantasy 12, Final Fantasy Tactics, and Final Fantasy Tactics Advance

one (1) representative for the following forums:
Genral Final Fantasy, Video Game Music/TSW, and General Archive

one (1) representative for the following forums:
Chrono Trigger and Cross, Kingdom Hearts, and General Square Enix

[eternalshiva]

hey Mik, just assign them to the forums. Make a decision master, as long as I get

one (1) representative for the following forums:
Chrono Trigger and Cross, Kingdom Hearts, and General Square Enix

I'm all good.

[Khaotic]

Put me up for whatever. :D

[Misfit]

Yeah, what he said. :cool:

[Mikztsu]

Welcome Kiuru.:) *cracks whip*

[stuffing]

WELCOME!!

[Khaotic]

welcome! :)

[stuffing]

ff 10, ff tactics and ff tactics advanced

[Spike369]

what ever you want me to be
o and welcome kiuru

[eternalshiva]

welcome Kiuru *cracks whip*

[Spike369]

mistress we still need to get some more members

[Flying Mullet]

Y'arr, we be making you all our slaves when ye be sleeping, so sleep with one eye open scaliwags!

[Spike369]

i already do

[stuffing]

I don't sleep, I'm an elf X)

[Kami]

Oh want control of ff7 or 8. And where's the sex? i want porno!!!

[Spike369]

ya!!

[Kami]

;_;.... mikky!!!!!! you promised me porn!!!

[NAILBAT]

Y'arr, we be making you all our slaves when ye be sleeping, so sleep with one eye open scaliwags!
Not when I am around!!! *does super-ultra-sexy-bodyguard-pose*....*throws empty beer bottle at pirate*


*whip*

[Giggles]

Put me with whatever forums


Thank, Kane *gives you a lollipop*

[stuffing]

you people should decide for your selfs

[Mikztsu]

Originally posted by Kami
;_;.... mikky!!!!!! you promised me porn!!!

*sexles Kane then* =D?

[Lord Xehanort]

Originally posted by NAILBAT
*does super-ultra-sexy-bodyguard-pose*

*decapitates said posing bodyguard* 'Thou shalt not kill' needn't apply. *walks past* *releases all caged slaves* *huggles Gigglybear* *runs away very fast*

[Giggles]

I think I need someone to push me around for a while.

edit: I changed my mind. I'm just bored, and sick :(

[Spike369]

Originally posted by Ansem
*decapitates said posing bodyguard* 'Thou shalt not kill' needn't apply. *walks past* *releases all caged slaves* *huggles Gigglybear* *runs away very fast*
*trips you while you are running away*
Ha

[Lord Xehanort]

Uh... you be dead laddie... umm.... d'arr!

[Spike369]

but i was not the bodyguard

[Lord Xehanort]

Oh sh- (Leeza with a sword, Leeza with a sword!)....itake mushrooms. Oh well, *kills you* *continues running*

[Psychotic]

Ansem, wait for me! *kidnaps Gigglybear thing* Ha ha, Now she's ours! KEEP RUNNING! *runs*

PS: That was revenge for you posting unprovoked twice in our thread Mik. Ciao!

[Spike369]

look out for the traps *both falls into a pit of spikes*
Too late

[Psychotic]

Oh my, you just killed Giggles.

Or not, because the walrus came and saved us all and we escaped safely. But not before I did this:

*kicks mik good and proper in the groin* *steals eternalshiva's whip*

D'ARRRRRR, WE BE A PLUNDERIN!

[Lord Xehanort]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Did you really think that I would run in there myself! I'm Ansem for god's sakes! You just saw two Heartless images. Easily expendable. However, since you killed my Gigglybear I am now very mad! *sends fleet of Invincibles and Angel Stars at the Sex-Slave HQ* *brandishes keyblade* *leaves with Gigglybear's corpse in his arms* *takes her to Sora* *Sora uses Tinkerbell* *Gigglybear is revived* HA! TAKE THAT YOU SEX TOYS!

[Giggles]

OMFG! I'm being kidnapped and killed, and so on!

Looks what happens when The Mistress isn't here!

Someone come save me, because I'm not sure who stole me, so I don't know how to get back...



"Gigglybear thing" aahahaha

[Spike369]

phychotic look out again *gets hit in the head with red hot axe*
that looked liked it hirt
i will save you giggle

[Giggles]

I'm such a confused little sex slave


Thanks, Spike! *gives you the leftover sexy cookies that Kane made*

[Lord Xehanort]

Originally posted by Giggles
OMFG! I'm being kidnapped and killed, and so on!

Looks what happens when The Mistress isn't here!

Someone come save me, because I'm not sure who stole me.

You were killed by your party Gigglybear. I revived you. I would've never been able to live if you were dead. I have saved you. Stay here, with me... forever. *kisses Gigglybear**fireworks*

[Psychotic]

Originally posted by Spike369
phychotic look out again *gets hit in the head with red hot axe*


A) I'm not Phychotic
B) Why are you hitting yourself in the head with a red hot axe?

[Giggles]

Oh my....Ooooh my.

I must find The Mistress! She's my protector! She'll know what to do.

[Spike369]

Originally posted by Giggles
I'm such a confused little sex slave


Thanks, Spike! *gives you the leftover sexy cookies that Kane made*

thanks giggle *kisses giggle on cheek* you are the best

[Spike369]

Originally posted by Psychotic
A) I'm not Phychotic
B) Why are you hitting yourself in the head with a red hot axe?
you only saw my after image

[Giggles]

Awww, you're welcome, Spike! If you ever want some more <strike>sex</strike> sexy cookies, you know where to come! It's the best I could do, since you saved me, and all :)

[Lord Xehanort]

Originally posted by Spike369
thanks giggle *kisses giggle on cheek* you are the best

I KNOW you did not just kiss Gigglybear! *stabs Spike with 5 keyblades* Take that ****er!

[Spike369]

Originally posted by Giggles
Awww, you're welcome, Spike! If you ever want some more <strike>sex</strike> sexy cookies, you know where to come! It's the best I could do, since you saved me, and all :)

*blushes*

[Giggles]

btw: Psychotic just kidnapped me in another thread again, so I kind of need your assistance :/ But, you'll get more sexy cookies! Homemade, too! :D!!!

[Lord Xehanort]

Too bad he's been impaled five times eh? I'm your protecter Gigglybear... at least I thought I was! I never tried top kidnap you! I just had to hug you one last time! I freed the slaves, hugged you and ran like I was on fire! And now your flirting with Spike! I'm so hated!!! :crying2::crying2::crying2::crying2::crying2::crying2::crying2::crying2::crying2::crying2::crying2:: crying2::crying2::crying2:

[Giggles]

:o! Your PARTY <strike>tried</strike> kidnapped me! That's what counts. They're a crazy bunch! And, I don't hate you >:o!

[Spike369]

i dont hate you i just had to save giggles

[Giggles]

sex slaves must save fellow slaves from the grasp of bored athiests, pirates, etc.

[Lord Xehanort]

I see. Very well. *removes the five keyblades* How did you even fight with those in your chest? What gave you the strength? (Don't even think of saying love! It's not cute and will make the voices in my head scream very loudly)

[Spike369]

Originally posted by Giggles
sex slaves must save fellow slaves from the grasp of bored athiests, pirates, etc.

thats right we are loyal to each other

[Giggles]

We have to stick together. Especially when both our Master and Mistress are gone.

I need their leadership ;_;!

[Mikztsu]

*kicks atheist' asses*

*throws slaves back in their oh-so-safe cages and whips them* :)

[eternalshiva]

wtf?

*goes on a sexy rampage*

Kidnap MY protected GIGGLES!!! *Spams their PM*

*growls* *whip crack*

Good Slaves for rescuing Giggles! *Gives out home made sexy cookies* :) *huggles Gigs* There there, Mik and I will keep the evil pillaging pirates and bored non-believers away *pets*

[Lord Xehanort]

*huggles Giggles*
*gives her the Oathkeeper keyblade*
*vanishes*

[eternalshiva]

*glares at Ansem*

[stuffing]

well that was random... i guess, that Ansem is one weird guy >_>

[eternalshiva]

He posts more in this thread than in his own party *enforces him as sex-slave*

[stuffing]

*sexorz teh ansem*

[eternalshiva]

IMPORTANT NOTICE
Ok guys, we need to have the same sig for the election. otherwise it will count against us. so yup.

[stuffing]

who told you that?

[eternalshiva]

election booth guy.

[Flying Mullet]

Y'arr, everyone get a different signature! Individuality is important! Y"ARR!!!

[Spike369]

Originally posted by Flying Mullet
Y'arr, everyone get a different signature! Individuality is important! Y"ARR!!!
you be quite

[Misfit]

What a waste of my precious time. ;_; *switches*

[Spike369]

why do you say that

[eternalshiva]

:*( sorry guys :*(

[Spike369]

sory for what

[Misfit]

Just kidding! Your siggy rawks the most anyway. :D! *happy dance* *spanks a monkey* RoaR~!

[Baloki]

Originally posted by Ansem
*huggles Giggles*
*gives her the Oathkeeper keyblade*
*vanishes*


*Uses Spork on Ansem*


mwhahahahahahha, your going down

*Begins randomly stabing Ansem with the Spork*

[Flying Mullet]

Originally posted by Spike369
you be quite
Quite what? :p

[Misfit]

Quite smelly, you dirty pirate! *throws soap bubbles at you* >:D!

[Flying Mullet]

Y'arr, me be smelling sea fresh! *lifts arm and sniffs armpit* See?

[Misfit]

O_O!

*runs in the back with the monkeys* Baaaad... bad man, that pirate is. ;_-'

[Lord Xehanort]

Originally posted by Baloki
*Uses Spork on Ansem*


mwhahahahahahha, your going down

*Begins randomly stabing Ansem with the Spork*

*vanished about 9 hours ago so Baloki is obviously in a drug-induced hallucination*

[Baloki]

Originally posted by Ansem
*vanished about 9 hours ago so Baloki is obviously in a drug-induced hallucination*

Wait a minute, you are the drug induced hallucination, that means your not real, oh good :choc:

[Lord Xehanort]

*stabs Baloki with the Chef's Knife keyblade* Shut up already! *vanishes again*

[Baloki]

Originally posted by Ansem
*stabs Baloki with the Chef's Knife keyblade* Shut up already! *vanishes again*
There are only two possible responses to that comment:
a) lol
or b) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLROFL

[Misfit]

*picks B*

[Flying Mullet]

Y'ARR WRONG!

[Misfit]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLROFL!

[stuffing]

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLLMAO!!

[NAILBAT]

:mad2: look what happens when I go to work!!! I come back and I have been decapitated....why oh why!!!:cry:


so what I am dead now? no more whip cracks?

[eternalshiva]

*revives you*

wtf? GET FLYING MULLET SLAVES *whip crack* he REEKS of anti-sexy cookies *looks around*

[Kami]

No more whip cracks! *flees*

[NAILBAT]

:D *gets up feels to see if head is firmly attached*

muhahahahahahaha!!!!!! I LIVE AGIAN!!!!!! Now to find the evil bastard who killed me *searches*

cookie?

[Spike369]

hey mik we still need to be asighed some positions you know when we win

[CloudDragon]

Alright, I didn't really read the last so 100 posts, but I saw the thing about the election forums. We talked about this like back on page 4, 5, or whatever it was and I thougth we had most forums arranged, just no one ever posted anything. I'll go back now and see what everyone wanted. I think I claimed the ff7, 8, and 9 forum. Kane got FF1-4, 5, and 6. I don't remember any others, but Mik are you allowed to have GC, from the rules I remember it might have said you could only be leader or something.

[Spike369]

so can i get general chat

[CloudDragon]

Well, I went back to what people claimed from the beginning or so, well since people said what they wanted. Stuffing, you first claimed GC, so if you want that, you can have it over FF12, FFT, and FFTA if you wish. Otherwise, someone else can take either.

I'll repost the rules again:


one (1) leader who can not run for any specific forums but will run for board leadership as a whole.


one (1) representative for the following forums:

General Chat, Eyes on Each Other, and World Events


one (1) representative for the following forums:

The Lounge, General Gaming, and Arts and Writing


one (1) representative for the following forums:

Site Staff, Help, and Feedback


one (1) representative for the following forums:

Final Fantasy 1-4, Final Fantasy 5, and Final Fantasy 6


one (1) representative for the following forums:

Final Fantasy 7, Final Fantasy 8, and Final Fantasy 9


one (1) representative for the following forums:

Final Fantasy 10, Final Fantasy 10-2, and Final Fantasy 11


one (1) representative for the following forums:

Final Fantasy 12, Final Fantasy Tactics, and Final Fantasy Tactics Advance


one (1) representative for the following forums:

Genral Final Fantasy, Video Game Music/TSW, and General Archive


one (1) representative for the following forums:

Chrono Trigger and Cross, Kingdom Hearts, and General Square Enix

Here's our list so far, and it hasn't been approved by Mik yet, so its unofficial.

Leader (Who can't run for any specific forums): Mikztsu
General Chat, Eyes on Each Other, and World Events: stuffing (if he still wants it)
The Lounge, General Gaming, and Arts and Writing: Giggles
Site Staff, Help, and Feedback: (Up for grabs)
FF1-4, FF5, and FF6: MecaKane
FF7, FF8, and FF9: CloudDragon
FF10, FF10-2, and FF11: (Up for grabs)
FF12, FFT, FFTA: stuffing (unless he takes GC, EoEO, and WE)
General FF, Video Game Music/TSW, and General Archive: (Up for grabs)
CT & CC, Kingdom Hearts, and General Square Enix: eternal shiva

We'll go with this list for now. Anyone who doesn't have a spot yet, go ahead and make your claims. Please don't claim some forums you've never been to, or really never go to, unless its a last resort.

[Giggles]

Thank you Mistress! *stays close by your side* They scared me :(

Brandon, you're very organized, so thank you! And now I know for sure what forum(s) I have :P

<b>edit</b>: I need someone to trigger my dominatrix button! *whipcrack*

[Spike369]

they weird intensions but they were good at heart

[Misfit]

I'll take FF10, FF10-2, and FF11 then. w00t!

[Mikztsu]

Oh the good gracious of ungratefulness.

[eternalshiva]

Ah crap.... I should probably take the site staff one considering I'm site staff eh? Does anyone want the KH CC one? eh Mik? What do you think?

EDIT: THIS IS DUE TODAY, MAKE UP MIND NOW!

EDIT2: I decided since everyone is lazy *fills in blanks*

Leader : Mikztsu
General Chat, Eyes on Each Other, and World Events: stuffing
The Lounge, General Gaming, and Arts and Writing: Giggles
Site Staff, Help, and Feedback: eternalshiva
FF1-4, FF5, and FF6: MecaKane
FF7, FF8, and FF9: CloudDragon
FF10, FF10-2, and FF11: Misfit
FF12, FFT, FFTA: NAILBAT
General FF, Video Game Music/TSW, and General Archive: Kami
CT & CC, Kingdom Hearts, and General Square Enix: Spike369

If you guys want something different let me know, I will be PM'ing this to the Election Booth Guy later on today.

[stuffing]

sweat metroid prime you people are lazy as hell

[Mikztsu]

Good work there, mistress Shiva-sama. I'll be punishing some lazy slaves later today.

[eternalshiva]

ok I am PM ing it. since no one cares.

EDIT: The deed is done!

[Misfit]

Most people are in school/working/sleeping right now, calm yourselves! @_@;

[Flying Mullet]

Y'arr, it be too late for ye lassies! Har har har!

[Misfit]

LASSIE? Where?!

*whistles* Here puppy, here!

[Flying Mullet]

Y'arr, alright laddie, it be too late for ye too! Har har har!

[eternalshiva]

I will not "calm down" xD I already sent it in.

*whip cracks @ Mullet* *glares* *sexles him in a uncomfortable way*

[stuffing]

Originally posted by eternalshiva


*whip cracks @ Mullet* *glares* *sexles him in a uncomfortable way*

Eww
:aim$:

[eternalshiva]

xD

[Lord Xehanort]

Originally posted by eternalshiva
CT & CC, Kingdom Hearts, and General Square Enix: Spike369


How many times are we going to be pitted against each other Spike!!!!!!?!!!

[Giggles]

So, since I've forgotten what I'm suppossed to do with my forums...is there any specific thing I'm suppossed to do?

[eternalshiva]

*ponders* not sure yet, the election booth guy is supposed to say stuff about it *whip crack @ giggles* *pushes you around*

[Mikztsu]

Goood Mistress. You tell'em what to do. xD

*pushes, whips and sexles mistress around though*

Just spread the name of Master Mik, Giggles, everyone and when all the dust has settled, me, my mistress and slaves shall be victorious.

*abuses few random slaves in semi-pleasant way*

[eternalshiva]

*growls in a semi-sexy way @ Mik*

*pushes Master around* *whips slaves*

[Lord Xehanort]

*sends some heartless* *heartless free the caged slaves* *slaves cheer and run away*

[eternalshiva]

*Captures Ansem* Makes you wear a Mickey Mouse Slave Outfit* *whips 'till she hears the happy moaning of pain*

[Lord Xehanort]

Originally posted by eternalshiva
*Captures Ansem* Makes you wear a Mickey Mouse Slave Outfit* *whips 'till she hears the happy moaning of pain*

*sends a heartless with a letter*

Dear slavedriver,

Did you not read that my previous post? I never actually entered your orgy hall. Thus, you couldn't have possibly captured me. Let's think logically in the future, shall we?

Sincerely,
Ansem

[Mikztsu]

*handcuffs Shiva-Sama for now for she defied her master*

Slaves are here by their own choice Ansem. Locks are not needed in their cute little cages. It's more like a...formality matter. They will never run away from me.

I make them happy, the good and rewarding enslaver I am.

EDIT: And always when you enter this thread, you enter my lair, thus Shiva-sama and I are free to do anything we please to you. >:O

[eternalshiva]

Yeah *gets giggles to decorate the cages with velvet and satins* *hands her a whip* *orders her to whip Mik*

*Makes more Super Sexy-Cookies*

[Lord Xehanort]

*sends another letter*

Dear slaveowner,

They were running to the shower. They all really needed it. All the sex can get messy at times. Now they're all nice and clean and smell like coconut oil. Have fun.

Sincerely,
Ansem

[Mikztsu]

No, make it silk. *waits whippin'*

I bring the arse, you bring the whippin'

[eternalshiva]

xD

*Dear Ansem,

The more you write into our thread, the more we think you secretly want to be a slave, we will make you honornary slave until further notice.

Kind whipping and painful moaning
Mistress Shiva*

*grins @ Mik* You want a piece of this eh? *whips you more* xD ROTFL

[Lord Xehanort]

*actually enters the Orgy Hall*
Sorry everyone, I have to do this.
*steals a sexy cookie*
*vanishes very quickly*
*sends letter*

Dear eternalshiva,

These are good!

Sincerely,
Ansem

[eternalshiva]

xD *pets Ansem* I knew you couldn't resist them! *evil laugh* *ansem will be back!* *bakes more sexy cookies*

[Lord Xehanort]

I've been kidnapped!
:crying2: :crying2: :crying2: :crying2: :crying2: :crying2: :crying2: :crying2: :crying2: :crying2: :crying2: :crying2: :crying2: :crying2: :crying2: :crying2: :crying2: :crying2: :crying2: :crying2: :crying2: :crying2: :crying2: :crying2:

*wields the Ultima Weapon and Chef's Knife keyblades and stands in corner* I never thought I'd say this... thank you Baloki! This keyblade might just save me!

You'll never sexor me/dress me up as long as I draw breath! And sexoring the dead makes you a necrophiliac!

[eternalshiva]

Dead or alive, I still get to have fun *whip Crack* *unties Mik*

Do your worst Master! *evil giggle*

[Lord Xehanort]

You wouldn't hurt me... would you Mik? We had such good times! Are you just gonna throw it all away because an Ice Queen is too wussy to fight me?

[eternalshiva]

*GLARES*

omg you are going to regret that! *Brings out BIG whip*

Come on! Lets see who can out whip WHO! *whip crack*

[Lord Xehanort]

Anybody can crack a whip. You've never actually whipped anyone though. *casts Aeroga* *charges eternalshiva and hacks her to pieces* *escapes the Orgy Hall*

[eternalshiva]

I've whipped PLENTY!

*gets mad*

*WHIPS ANSEM WHILE ESCAPING* little RUNT

[Lord Xehanort]

*casts Curaga and vanishes*

[eternalshiva]

*takes back cookies*

*bans Ansem from the Thread*

[Mikztsu]

*unf*

[Giggles]

Yeah *gets giggles to decorate the cages with velvet and satins* *hands her a whip* *orders her to whip Mik*


rawr! *decorates cages with velvet, siks, and satins* Now the cages are sexy, too!


muahaha *whipcrack* Come here, Mikky!

[Misfit]

*sits in corner of cage*

...

*slowly raises hand to spank a monkey*

...

*falls asleep*

[Giggles]

*puts a blanket over you and the monkeys*

*waits for Mik to come for his whippin'* I'm getting impatient! That'll mean more whips for you, boy! >:o~

[Mikztsu]

I am here now.

[Giggles]

Goooood *whipcrack* Shall we start? >:D~

[Spike369]

what is going on here

[Giggles]

It's whipping time, that's what!

*whips Mik all over*

*whips Kane* (since he is my slave)

*<strike>whips</strike> spanks a monkey*


*Whipcrack* Whoelse wants a whipping?! (i'm not very good at whipping people) :(

[Mikztsu]

...but you're becoming pretty good with it, Abby. You just need more exp, that's all. So keep on whippin', girl.

[Giggles]

<3 *whips Mik*

It's weird whipping your master :o!



EDIT: omg! there's a noob here that has the same avatar as me :o! It freaked me out. I guess I sort of relate this avatar with me, now. *fear*

[Mikztsu]

But master and mistress demanded it. :o!

( I know the feeling)

[Giggles]

*whips Mik, and makes the whip sound like thunder*


...I think I just gave you a welt, Master Mik! *rubs curing cream on it*

[Mikztsu]

=o

I don't know what this welt means, but blood has always been the best moisturizer-cream!

And thanks, that'd be enough for today. back in your cage. Hush.

[Giggles]

yes, master

*goes back to te decorated cage to make sexy cookies for master and mistress*

[Spike369]

you got some whiping skills giggles

[Giggles]

:D! Thank, Spike! *whipcrack*

[stuffing]

can i have a sex belt?

[Misfit]

NEVER! *runs around with the sex belt*

[Mikztsu]

Wowowowow. I really managed to sexually corrupt some innocent minds with this party. ;-) *pats self's back* Good job, Mik!

[eternalshiva]

*grins @ Master* xD Good for you!

*pets giggles* so CUTE! *orders Misfit to spank more monkeys*

[stuffing]

stuffing wants a belt....

[Misfit]

Damn... just when I was having fun! ;_; *throws the belt at stuffing and goes to spank some more monkeys*

[escobert]

Stop spanking my monkey :p

[Misfit]

...

[Giggles]

*lays in a cage and waits to be told what to do*

[eternalshiva]

*ponders* STUFFING, MAKES COOKIES with the PIRATES *whip crack*

*Giggles! Find Mik and make him whip you*
*Misfit* FIND MORE MUTANT MONKEYS, we're invading the Pirates :/

[Misfit]

YAY THAT'S BETTER!

*finds 3,000 mutant monkeys with 242 arms and 39 tails*

Is this good, Mistress Shiva? :D!

[Spike369]

oo thats good

[CloudDragon]

Originally posted by Giggles
EDIT: omg! there's a noob here that has the same avatar as me :o! It freaked me out. I guess I sort of relate this avatar with me, now. *fear*

There were several oldbies who used that avatar often before you. When Tokki, first registered under Harlequil, Harlequinn, or whatever it was, she used that avatar.


By the way, everyone who has a spot as the representative for a set of 3 forums, here are instructions EB left in the new election thread:


Originally posted by Election Booth

Soon I will be sending one question to each candidate via PM which they will answer by responding to my PM. I will post the answers in this thread to help you choose your candidates.

We don't know what the questions will be like, but just make sure when you get PMed your question, you reply to it with your answer.

Alright back the spanking/s3x0ring/random goodness.

[eternalshiva]

Yes Misfit, 'tis excellent work! NOW FREE THEM TO A RAMPID RAGE MONKINESS ON THE FORUMS! *whip crack*!!

*thanks CloudDrago* *gives you sexy cookies*

[NAILBAT]

do we need new monkeys??!!!!

*goes outside* *enters with a cage*

lookie!! my trained super-ultra-sexy-monkey-assasins!!!
years of training and spanking have made them unstoppable!!!!

please form a line to get your own personal super-ultra-sexy-monkey-assasin please,dont worry theres one for everybody!!!:D

[escobert]

STOP PLAYING WITH MY MOKEY!!!!!

[Meat Puppet]

How do I join?

[Misfit]

*slaps NAILBAT*

Don't you touch my monkeys ever again!

*frees them and takes them back to her cage*

[Giggles]

*looks for Mik* Mistress said you need to whip me!



edit: Master. Mistress. I have a really huge need to hail Bruckner for a moment. Would that be okay? *hopeful look*

[Leeza]

*hails Bruckner*

:)

[Mikztsu]

Originally posted by Giggles
*looks for Mik* Mistress said you need to whip me!



edit: Master. Mistress. I have a really huge need to hail Bruckner for a moment. Would that be okay? *hopeful look*

AGAIN?! k, whip on again. But make it bleed this time.

And of course it's ok to hail Bruckner. *hugs*

*pushes mistress around* You should whip her, too.

[Leeza]

Am I the only one that's hailing Bruckner in your party. :mad2:

[Mikztsu]

You''re NOT in my party. -_-

*hails Bruckner* How many pirates hails him? NONE! You pagan.

[Leeza]

I'm a Pirate. I love being a Pirate...AND I hail Bruckner and probably many others. How many of your party members can say that! Huh? None. They don't appreciate Bruckner.

[Mikztsu]

HUH? Giggles, me, clouddragon, just to name few.

And I can MAKE the rest hail them. Tame, obedient little sex-slaves that they are.

*whips Leeza* Get in that cage now, ye' wenchie!

[Leeza]

I am NOT your wenchie. I am YOUR master...and 3 members hailing Bruckner out of 10+ is not enough to please him.

[Mikztsu]

But they WILL hail, as our song says with Eest: "You WILL hail; Bruckner's rage is upon us!"

Now did you get that, little wenchie? My master? Pffft! >:O I obey no one.

[Leeza]

And where is your theme song? I am the only one who possesses (sp?) it!

[eternalshiva]

Originally posted by Meat Puppet
How do I join?

You still want to join?

*cleans out a new cage for Meat Puppet*

*gets out special n00b whips*

*whip crack*

*shoves Mik around* Stop pushing me :/ I'm busy whipping the n00b!

[Mikztsu]

*gags and cuffs mistress, then sexors* dont tell me what to do

[eternalshiva]

rotfl xD *Yes "master"*

[Mikztsu]

Good slave. Now I'm expecting some spontaneous Mik-pleasing acts without me always telling what to do. >:O

[NAILBAT]

what happened to my super-ultra-sexy-monkey-assasins?!! all those years of spanking and training for nothing!!:cry:

*whips misfit many times*

[Giggles]

Mik, YOU'RE the one that's suppossed to whip ME, not the other way around!

Yaaaay! *goes into cage and hails Bruckner*

[Spike369]

ya you are the master

[CloudDragon]

Ah, this is what I like. More Bruckner hailin' and less random s3x0ring. *hails Bruckner!*

[Mikztsu]

Oh, okay. Sorry, my bad then and if you insist. And stop *yelling* at me. *whips Giggles* My pleasure.:) *hails Bruckner*

[Election Booth]

questions have been PMed to all candidates. Have fun and remember to PM me back an answer.

[Flying Mullet]

Y'arr, ye anwers will be sending ye to Davy Jones' Locker land lubbers!

[Misfit]

I was there once, I stole his pants! ^_^

[Giggles]

I don't think I did very good on my question :(

What'll be happening to the answers we sent in?

[eestlinc]

wehn everyone sends them in i'll be posting them for everyone to see.

[Giggles]

Do you have to post mine? 0:)!

[Election Booth]

yes. i got a lot of good answers to that question too.

[Giggles]

Isn't Earthbound a great game?

[Ouch!]

Spike, I told you there was Bruckner hailage.

[eternalshiva]

blech I think I did something weird with mine xDD

[stuffing]

Originally posted by eternalshiva
blech I think I did something weird with mine xDD

like what?

[eternalshiva]

I answered super seriously... and I forgot my trade mark whip crack -.-' I suck :/

[Leeza]

*hails Bruckner*

[stuffing]

*hails bruckner x2*

[CloudDragon]

We have to figure out who didn't answer yet. I'm sending my answer in as I type this, whoever didn't yet, send them in NOW, or else you might get a picture of Joe Lieberman as an answer, not that it wouldn't win, but xD

[Spike369]

Originally posted by Zaphier
Spike, I told you there was Bruckner hailage.
I guess you were wright