Bored Atheists of the World Party!

[Breine]

Originally posted by Psychotic
So anyway, lookin' good, people? And my apologies to Breine, who is the only one who I didn't manage to squeeze into a position they applied for, but you seemed the best qualified person for Gen FF :D


It's okay. I actually thought about running for the general FF forum :)

[Rye]

Yay! :) Now that our group positions are pretty much done, we can continue recruiting a lot.

[Lord Xehanort]

Good, everyone's happy! (except me 'cuz I never got my great, big Danish hug! :( )

[Psychotic]

Originally posted by Linus
Why should I join this party?

Because Jess will be upset if you don't. Seriously.

Oh, and Ansem, I think the girl in white with the watch in your sig is Danish too, so go ask her! :D

Her or that footballer Dennis Rommedahl, or whatever his name was. Or Lego! Lego is Danish! And so is a lot of bacon too. And those Danish things you can eat too. And a mermaid, cus all mermaids are Danish.
I like Denmark :D

[Rye]

Even the Little Mermaid? =D

[Lord Xehanort]

The girl is just a blow-up doll Breine took to the dance... :shifty: I can't hug something that doesn't exist.

But seriously, I have never spoken with her. Maybe I should edit her out of the photo... Hmm.

[Psychotic]

Originally posted by RikkuYuna89
Even the Little Mermaid? =D

Yes, they have a statue of her in Copenhagen, which Disney based their movie on. That was what I was referring to, of course.

[Rye]

Yay, cause that was a good Disney movie. Mulan > Little Mermaid though.

[Breine]

Originally posted by Psychotic
Because Jess will be upset if you don't. Seriously.

Oh, and Ansem, I think the girl in white with the watch in your sig is Danish too, so go ask her! :D

Her or that footballer Dennis Rommedahl, or whatever his name was. Or Lego! Lego is Danish! And so is a lot of bacon too. And those Danish things you can eat too. And a mermaid, cus all mermaids are Danish.
I like Denmark :D

Yeah, that's right! Denmark rules! :D

[Breine]

Originally posted by Psychotic
Yes, they have a statue of her in Copenhagen, which Disney based their movie on. That was what I was referring to, of course.


They based it on Hans Christian Andersen's story 'The Little Mermaid' And the statue is, of course, a tribute to Hans Christian Andersen who's Denmarks greatest writer :) I'm proud of being a Dane ^_^

[Rye]

Little Mermaid was a story? =o Awesome :)

[Xander]

Yay, the group positions look good Psy =)

<3 Little Mermaid. I think most of Disney's films are based on books or fairytales, except The Lion King is original *favourite*.

[Flying Mullet]

Y'arr, Little Mermaids be sea-faring folk so they be pirates! <img src="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=714951"/>

[SomethingBig]

All of that sounds good... That killing of biology teachers part, however... I dunno. I'll have to think on it.

[Lord Xehanort]

We only execute Biology teachers if they annoy us. BTW, my Biology teacher, Mr. Hyslop, mysteriously died today! :shifty:

If that doesn't convince you, then just memorize my sig. It is the reason to join BAoTW!!!!!! *still wants that Danish man-hug*

[muchacho]

psy psy psy, i was one of the 1st people to join way back in june, and im not even on the list.

im very sad

[pixie_demon]

:D :love: :D :love: yay u guys let me join!!!! :D :love: :D :love:

:choc: :mog: ill run for ff X, VII or VIII as those are my favs!!:mog: :choc:

btw we will win and the pirates will lose!!:mad: :tongue:

[Lord Xehanort]

All positions have been filled. Sorry.

[muchacho]

are you talking to her or to me?

[Psychotic]

Pixie_demon, if we come into power, you can have the official title of:

Supreme Chocobo Misstress of EoFF. Sound cool? Also, you can name a theme day, like EoFF-wide Pixie Demon day! or EoFF Fish day! whatever you like! That's the benefit of applying late :D

AND MUCHACHO IS FINALLY HERE! I'm like..... so happy! He is the TRUE Pirate. He can be Captain and Reverend of all EoFF, and can even own the western section of EoFF! Cus he rules!

[Lord Xehanort]

Her. *points to pixie-demon* Please muchacho, join us! We've been waiting the entire thread for your appearance! You just can't run to represent any fora. That's been done.

[Psychotic]

Originally posted by Ansem
Her. *points to pixie-demon* Please muchacho, join us! We've been waiting the entire thread for your appearance! You just can't run to represent any fora. That's been done.

Ahhh, Mucha doesn't want any forums anyway, probably. He just wants nachos and a cool parade for him, probably. Which can be arranged.

[muchacho]

yeah im in, i just havent been online for a while.

i dont know which i like better though, cap'n mucha or mucha lutha king jr.

damn skippy, the threads are too much work

[Rye]

Mucha Lutha King jr. is better. Yay for Mucha. Shows those pirates the real way to "ARRRRR"

[Psychotic]

Cap'n Mucha Luther King Jr! Now let's show those losers in the Pirate party what a REAL Pirate looks like!

Oh, and SomethingBig, thanks for considering our party. We only burn Biology teachers if they annoy members, like Ansem said so it isn't genocide. I hope you will join us.

[muchacho]

"pontiffex maximus cap'n mucha lutha king jr esquire the 3rd of florida" shall be me new name mateys. ARRRRRRRR

[Lord Xehanort]

So we've got muchacho as our resident pirate and me as our resident swordsman (only I use a keyblade) and tactician. Good, all we need now is a stripper. Do I really need to say who I nominate for the job?... I thought not.

[muchacho]

RY

[Lord Xehanort]

That could work... I guess. I was thinking of a different candidate however... *smirk*

[Rye]

Yeah. All Math teachers should be burnt though. :p Math Teacher Genocide!

Edit: Why me, Mucha? =o

[Denmark]

Originally posted by Psychotic
I like Denmark :D

Yeah, well I AM Denmark! ;D

And people should tell Dingo that Denmark > Australia.

Wait, we already did. ;D

[muchacho]

RY: your the 1st person that came to mind

[Giggles]

Hey! You guys can't kidnap me when my Master and Mistress are gone! Isn't that a pirate's job, anyway? I'm not your property, Psy, so stop kidnapping me!

[Lord Xehanort]

Can I still hug you in private Gigglybear? *hopeful grin*

[Psychotic]

Originally posted by Ansem
Can I still hug you in private Gigglybear? *hopeful grin*

OMFG ME TOO! ME TOO! xDDDD ROFLOLMAO

Anyway, your misstress is not eternalshiva, it's your big sister.... MOOMBA MISSTRESS! Member of BAoTW, I should like to point out.

[Giggles]

Uhm...if you really want to?

[muchacho]

*confused stare*

[Giggles]

Members of your party keep kidnapping me...because they want me to join. And they think they ooooown me! >:o!

[Spike369]

dont worry i am here to help

[Giggles]

yay! *is saved and goes back to be a sex slave*

[Lord Xehanort]

Originally posted by Giggles
yay! *is saved and goes back to be a sex slave*

*gives ya a great big hug before you go* Be good to her Spike. I'll kill ya if ya don't. Don't think I won't!

[Spike369]

ok i will *walks away with giggles*

[Psychotic]

*Huggles Spike and Giggles*

I love you guys :love:

[Lord Xehanort]

Originally posted by Spike369
ok i will *walks away with giggles*

*speaks through gritted teeth* Don't rub it in either. That is asking for your heart on my shelf.

[Giggles]

Psychotic: *Huggles Spike and Giggles*

Aw, I love you too, Psy!

(only, not enough to join your party, or get kidnapped willingly. sorry.)

[Lord Xehanort]

Two parties, both alike in dignity,
In fair EoFF, where we lay our scene.
From recent grudge break to new mutiny
(insert a bunch of random Romeo and Juliet spinoff)
Two starcrossed lovers separated by politics

Or something.

[Giggles]

=o

[Spike369]

Originally posted by Ansem
Two parties, both alike in dignity,
In fair EoFF, where we lay our scene.
From recent grudge break to new mutiny
(insert a bunch of random Romeo and Juliet spinoff)
Two starcrossed lovers separated by politics

Or something.

that was good you must really like her

[Psychotic]

You guys ;)

Ooh, but wasn't the intro to that Leo DiCaprio *spits* version cool, with the crazy montage and the music? I wasn't too keen on the rest though.

[Lord Xehanort]

'like' is an understatement Spike. I 'love' Giggles. I have since the days of Bruckner. One year ago.

[Spike369]

sory my mistake

[Lord Xehanort]

You needn't apologize Spike. It's a simple mistake.

[Spike369]

but i cant mess with love its a rule of mine

[Lord Xehanort]

She doesn't love me. No one does.

[Spike369]

dont say that you will find the one someday

[Giggles]

People love you...you can't keep thinking that everyone hates you, because it's not true.

[Spike369]

giggles is right you cant keep puting your self down like that

[Lord Xehanort]

You used to say you loved me... I believed you... look where we've ended up. *weak chuckle*

Soft! What light through yonder forum breaks!
It is the East, and Abigail is the Sun!
Arise fair Sun and kill the envious moon,
who is sick, and pale with grief that thou her maid art made far more fair than she.

[eternalshiva]

*growls**whip crack*

No one kidnaps my protected Giggles without MY permission... DID NO ONE HEED THE WARNING IN MY SIG?? *whip crack*

[Psychotic]

Originally posted by eternalshiva
*growls**whip crack*

No one kidnaps my protected Giggles without MY permission... DID NO ONE HEED THE WARNING IN MY SIG?? *whip crack*

I sure didn't :D

Oh, and thanks for making our banner ages ago, you sex misstress-type thing!

[Wind Shear]

If you wish to request for bomb runs, call me.

RikkuYuna will be the pilot of Aurora high-speed bomber when there is a mission order from Psychotic. Xander will be my wingmate of my strike fighter squadron called "BAotW Sky Raiders".

And one more thing. I have three SARS canisters, about a size of MOAB, ready to deliver.

[Psychotic]

Oh yeah, we could do with some Aerial support if those pirates come knocking again. Say, do you have some Exocet missiles or whatever they're called? Forgive my lack of knowledge, but I mean the ones launched from planes to attack and sink ships - they were used in the Falklands war. Or have they been updated now? Anyway, if you happened to acquire some, use them on the Pirate Party's ship, BAoTW Sky Raiders!

[Wind Shear]

Yep, Psychotic. I have two kinds of anti-ship missiles in our armory: Penguin and Exocet. I just waiting for your mission order. Xander and I will deliver those.

[Breine]

Damn, so much funny stuff is going on when I'm not around *curses at time differences*

[Lord Xehanort]

Originally posted by eternalshiva
*growls**whip crack*

No one kidnaps my protected Giggles without MY permission... DID NO ONE HEED THE WARNING IN MY SIG?? *whip crack*

Yeah, Psychotic! Why would you do such a thing!?

[Psychotic]

Wind Shear: Attack attack attack! :D

Breine: Yeah, to do funny stuff you need to be awake at insane hours. I was up until 3 AM today, in order to spam stuff. But my clock had stopped at 11.37, and I still thought it was 11.37 (yeah, I didn't notice until 3 that the time hadn't changed!)

Ansem: Let me ask you this: Do you really think it's a good idea to leave poor Giggles to be whipped all day, or instead to take her back here, give her nachos and have you guard her? Essactly!

[eternalshiva]

Actually, Giggles has obtained the right to carry a whip because of her inner dominatrix just makes me SO DARN PROUD *tears up* and you're welcome for the sig that I made almost a year ago xD

[Flying Mullet]

Y'arr, whips shmips! Cutlasses and pistols is where it's at!

[Breine]

Just spamming *bored* :D

[Pure Strife]

Nice to see all notions of dense fled in fear of this thread. Bout time too.

[Jack]

People who I'm suprised didn't run: Free Spirit, Legolas63

You see, this is what happens when your Internet connection is cut........

Could i have a small part on the Arts & Writing or something...or could i be the OFFICIAL WRITER for the BAoTW party, who like writes speaches, songs & poems and stuff?
I like writing so I'll really love doing that! Please Psy, please understand that my Mum is in charge of the phone Bill and removing my extension cord, stopping me from surfing prevented me from running......

[Lord Xehanort]

Originally posted by Psychotic

Ansem: Let me ask you this: Do you really think it's a good idea to leave poor Giggles to be whipped all day, or instead to take her back here, give her nachos and have you guard her? Essactly!

It was her choice. I have no right to say anything.

[Rye]

I missed funny stuff too :(.

And awwww, you will find someone someday, Ansem. Don't give up!

And... *drum roll*

I just happened to find this somewhere... ;) (It's all in fun Mik's Beotches, don't hate me)

[Erdrick Holmes]

I just had to do this.:D

[Levian]

omg, you guys are like posting faster than rabbits hump :o

[Psychotic]

Legolas63, you can be the official writer. And don't worry about your Mum, my parents used to be internet nazis so I know what it's like.

And Ansem, yeah I know, it was just a bit of fun, kidnapping her and all.

Good work, RY and Joel!

And yeah Lev, we are. WEWT!

[muchacho]

keww keww keww

[Wind Shear]

Originally posted by Psychotic
Wind Shear: Attack attack attack! :D


Originally posted by Flying Mullet
Y'arr, whips shmips! Cutlasses and pistols is where it's at!

*flies an aircraft with Xander* Fox 2! *launches Exocet Missile at the Pirate Party's ship*

RikkuYuna89, would you like to drop a canister of MOAB at Sex Slaves Pary?

[pixie_demon]

:choc: w00t i love chocobos!! especially on white bread...kfc...mmm...kentucky fried chocobo...:choc: :choc:

i totally want my own day!!! on february 13th (which is a friday in my country) can be Pixie Supreme Chocobo Mistress Day!! all u have to do is ill make a thread on that day and all u have to do is post pics of chocos or funny/cute anecdotes about chocos!!!

that will make me soooooo happy!!!!!!!!

u guys rock!!!

[Breine]

Rikku Yuna: That's so awesome! :D

[Erdrick Holmes]

Granted Avril is pretty but she's just plain Talentless.

[Psychotic]

Both me and my friend spat on an Avril CD we saw in a shop today.

VIVA LA BAoTW RESISTANCE!

[Xander]

*flies with Wind Shear and helps attack*

Yay for us. =D

[Erdrick Holmes]

My friend's gonna buy one just to shoot it with his BB gun, I talked him into it.

[Rye]

Go Psy! :D And thanks Breine!

:love: @ Chocobo! It's so cute!


Granted Avril is pretty but she's just plain Talentless.

Only after they airbrush her picture! =o

[Psychotic]

Originally posted by RikkuYuna89
:love: @ Chocobo! It's so cute!


*agrees* I want onneeeeee!

Oh yeah, I submitted our application the other day, and it has been received. We just gotta wait til maybe this time tomorrow to find out if we are an official party or not.

[Rye]

If we don't make it, I'll cry on the inside. :eep:

But BAoTW is so great that it will probably make it! :D

[Free Spirit]

Originally posted by Joel
My friend's gonna buy one just to shoot it with his BB gun, I talked him into it.

Hah I took my cd I had of hers and me and my friend took it and took matches, keys, plyers, and scissors to it.

[Psychotic]

That's the spirit! (That's the..... FREE SPIRIT! Geddit? Oh yeah, I know I'm so lame) DIE AVRIL....... DIE! >=)

[Free Spirit]

Boo! *Throws tomatoe* Heh I have heard worse -_-

[Psychotic]

You want jokes?

AVRIL LAVIGNE!

There you go :D

[Rye]

Yo Avril so scary that she made the Boogie Man go hide in the closet!

I can't make jokes either xD

[Lord Xehanort]

OMFG! Breine is so hot the Sun's jealous!

.................................................... *crickets chirp* *tumbleweed tumbles by*

I need a big, Danish man-hug! Waaaaah!!!!!

[Baloki]

Whats the difference between Avril Lavine and Sadham Hussain?
Avrils tortured a lot more people in her time.


Avril Lavine was singing in a record shop and even the mime pelted her with rotten fruit.


Whats the difference between Avril and Green Vegtables?
Well the vegitables can at least hit the right notes.


Whats the difference between Ansem and Avril?
Avrils smarter but at least Ansem can sing.

Well done Psycotic :)

[Jack]

Right, I've got my first piece of OFFICIAL WRITING as my post.......

------------------------------------

BAoTW (Song 1)

The bored people wake today
and realise the worlds
going away

When God is no longer a threat
Poor singers do what they want
I bet

In fact, they're fed up with music
Like the "rock chick" Avril Lavigne
and Cher singing it

CHORUS
So what to do. what to say?
When the worlds gone to pot
Join The BAoTW party today!

And they see the poor sea animals
treated badly by the Pirate party
turned into morsels

And the holidays arn't great anymore
No celebration for great sea birds that
wearn't before

And Biology teachers are ruining school
talking in a evil way That they do
thinking it's cool

CHORUS
So what to do. what to say?
When the worlds gone to pot
Join The BAoTW party today!

So they've seen the world now
and what a evil place it is
and Cher is foul

"Hey! Let's make EOFF a better place!"
"A place where monkey's arn't killed!"
"and build a better race"
(Of Walruses)

So Psy did that, and what have we to do
The greatest party to ever run and win
The BAoTW, that's who!

CHORUS
So what to do. now that we got our way
When the worlds gone to pot
Join The BAoTW party today!

and make EOFF a better place

--------------------------------------------------

So......

[Psychotic]

BRILLIANT work Legolas, that was really good :)

I'll upload that onto the BAoTW site sometime in the next 24 hours, so yay!

And Baloki, nice jokes, only you neglect the fact that Ansem is infinitely more intelligent than Avril, as he is in BAoTW, and she is the Avril. See?

[Lord Xehanort]

Originally posted by Baloki
Whats the difference between Ansem and Avril?
Avrils smarter but at least Ansem can sing.


*grr* t(*.*)> <--- Kirby flipping you off.

Psy! Didn't he say he wasn't gonna spam us anymore back about three pages ago?

[eternalshiva]

Baloki lies ... *WHIP CRACK*

[Lord Xehanort]

Keep your whip away from the walri... and the penguins... and Breine... and me.

[eternalshiva]

Hmph *makes you a slave*

[Lord Xehanort]

You can't do that! If that were the way things worked, then BAoTW would consist of it's 20 members + a lot of pirates + Baloki + Spike369 + Giggles.

[eternalshiva]

You guys ALWAYS kidnap our slaves! :/

*Kidnaps Ansem*

[Lord Xehanort]

SAVE ME PSY!!!! I'M A VIRGIN AND I LIKE IT THAT WAY!!!! BRING BREINE IF YOU CAN!!!!

[eternalshiva]

We don't ACTUALLY have sex with the slaves *that would be low :/* We only torture them. *WHIP CRACK*

EDIT: Takes back Cookies. *glares at Ansem* you're not allowed back in our thread! *bans you from the party*

[Lord Xehanort]

*returns to BAoTW HQ*

You do not even know the things I've seen in there! But I'm back and I'm weak from the battles. I need that big, Danish man-hug more than ever now. Please Breine... it's nothing sexual... just a hug between friends. *falls onto big walrus sofa*

[Psychotic]

Then Ansem woke up to discover it was all a bad dream, and that the Sex Slaves had in fact kidnapped Faris_the_guy, who had driven them all to kill themselves.

The End.

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem still wants that big, Danish man-hug.

*falls back onto sofa crying at the sadness that is life*

[Psychotic]

I'm sure you'll get it at some point.

Anyway, for all of those who care, here are some BAoTW site updates:

In the early hours of this morning:
- Updated members page to include Muchacho, Faris_the_guy and Justin Credible
- Updated it to include the forums and official titles
- Updated propaganda to include Joel's Avril thing

Just now
- Added Legolas63's song to the propaganda page.

Maybe I should have added RY's anti-mik banner? Ah, I'll do that later.

In other random BAoTW news, I'm going to redo the organisation of BAoTW's site so it looks like the party's site, fun fun. And remember kids and kiddies, you're welcome to join the organisation too, you just gotta PM me and the like, and surrender your Ciddies votes/any other non-anonymous competition for the common good (Hey, you'll be voted for too. It's a good system, no?:D) and plus you get spoken to on MSN a lot.

Anyway, just a few hours now before Eestlection Boothinc(Cool name, no?) reveals what the 4 parties are. By a few, I mean a lot. By a lot, I mean a few. Clear?

[Rye]

Yay, can't wait.

[Lord Xehanort]

If EB doesn't select BAoTW as one of the 4 parties, I will kill the Newbies, Pirates, and Sex-Slaves for bribing him. They must have plundered and whored themselves out a lot though... 1500% X Election Booth's HP score... what is EB's HP?

[Psychotic]

8237, I think.

[Rye]

Summon Bahamut and burn the parties if we don't win!

[muchacho]

and pee on the remains, then take the ashes soaked in pee and wait for it to dry, then BURN IT AGAIN.

[Breine]

Originally posted by muchacho
and pee on the remains, then take the ashes soaked in pee and wait for it to dry, then BURN IT AGAIN.

:D

[Lord Xehanort]

Originally posted by Psychotic
8237, I think.

Okay, *does math* that's 123,555 Gil. Wow.

[Proxy]

HEY!
I find myself bored more often than not, and ironically (or is it), i'm Athiest!

*pricks finger with needle*
hmm hmm hmmmmmmm
*signs name in blood*

[Psychotic]

Does this mean you want to become a member, perchance?

[Levian]

Just let me know if you want me to impale something.

[Psychotic]

Such as Striff? =D?

[Giggles]

Do you mean Strife?

[Psychotic]

I most certainly do. EVERYONE calls him Striff. Get with the time, ABBY. (Ha ha, I called you Abby!)

Oh and people, check out the BAoTW propaganda page (http://mysite.freeserve.com/baotw/ostuff.html) as it contains new material from Muchacho, RikkuYuna89, and get this:

FARIS_THE_GUY!

Yes! And if you want to join these talented artists, post propaganda in this thread..... TODAY!

[Giggles]

I don't want Strife impaled! He's cool! (only the cool kids can call him Strife, Psycho, get WITH it!)

[Psychotic]

Originally posted by Giggles
I don't want Strife impaled! He's cool! (only the cool kids can call him Strife, Psycho, get WITH it!)

Actually, no-one calls him Strife. It's either Striff or Kyle. Usually the former. Get your head out of 2003, Abby-Wabby!

[Giggles]

Pshaw, Psycho-Wycho! I can call him whatever I want. And, since Strife is what the cool kids call him, that's what I'll call him too. ANd, if I'm the only one who calls him Strife, then I guess that's the proof that I'm the only cool kid, eh?

[Psychotic]

:( Oh my oh my, whatever am I do to in this situation? I know, what would Faris_the_guy do? *thinks*

citizin bley's is cool!

Ha ha, suck on that. But actually, FTG did have some words for you:

"Everytime someone joins the Mik party, a penguin dies."

"Stop the hate"

[Giggles]

Here are some words for you:

"Everytime someone joins BAoTW, 6 penguins die."

[Psychotic]

STOP IT! I HATE IT WHEN WE FIGHT! :cry: SEE? YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY! *sniff* And all I wanted was to be loved :( *sigh* AND DID THAT NIGHT IN PARIS MEAN NOTHING TO YOU? *sniff* :cry:

[Erdrick Holmes]

No, thats six pengiunes rescued.

[Giggles]

I'm sorry, Psycho. It's just that...it's so hard to be apart after that night! I just get so, so bitter! We need to have another night together, soon, before my heart longs even moooore!<font size=1>not.</font>


:) <3

[Psychotic]

Originally posted by Giggles
I'm sorry, Psycho. It's just that...it's so hard to be apart after that night! I just get so, so bitter! We need to have another night together, soon, before my heart longs even moooore!<font size=1>not.</font>


Harass me internet stalkers, hmmmm? :radred:

:lovers:

[Giggles]

Are you trying to say that you want to be my stalker?!

[Lord Xehanort]

Stop encouraging her Psy. It's getting to be a nuisance.

[Giggles]

:o Psy is already harassing me...You can't stop him now!

[Proxy]

Psy, yes that means i do want to join...

[Giggles]

Psy is dead. Your master in command was slain! *whipcrack* You days of anarchy are about to begin!

Mind you, I suppose his ghost could come back to finish his BAoTW business.

[Psychotic]

No I most certainly am NOT dead.

Anyway, welcome, Surfacing! *hands nachos and a really big knife* don't forget to vote BAoTW either :)

[Giggles]

You're just in denial, Psy!

Dead you are, and I am sure of it! *whipcrack*

[Proxy]

Originally posted by Psychotic
No I most certainly am NOT dead.

Anyway, welcome, Surfacing! *hands nachos and a really big knife* don't forget to vote BAoTW either :)
*adds knife to others on wall*

thanks!! *goes & votes*

[Psychotic]

AWESOME! WE GOT PICKKKKKED!

Ok, BAoTW candidates (You know who you are) you're gonna get a PM from Election Booth asking you why you should be elected, I think.

AND OMFG MYSTERY PARTY OMFG OMFG OMFG *runs around in circles*

BRUCKNER? GOATSECS? ACE?!?!!?!!?!?

Actually, it probably has something to do with the BRETT FAVRE PARTY!

[Breine]

*bored*

And I'm still pissed because you guys are having so much fun in here while I'm sleeping :crying: *curses at the time difference*

[Baloki]

<table bgcolor="#ffffff" border="2" bordercolor="red"><tr><td>
<img src="http://81.86.113.253/baloki/kai_images/kai10.gif" align="left"><b><font color="#000000">Well done for getting through</b>

I just wanted to personally say Psycotic, well done on getting though and I hope you do well and enjoy the elections :choc:
</td></tr></table>

[Lord Xehanort]

Congratulations to the n00bs for being listed 5th in the party listings. You suck that much!

[Baloki]

Originally posted by Ansem
Congratulations to the n00bs for being listed 5th in the party listings. You suck that much!

*Ignores Ansem the oh so cutie*

[Lord Xehanort]

Originally posted by Baloki
*Ignores Ansem the oh so cutie*

*hides in a corner and rocks back and forth while crying*

[muchacho]

*poops on all the newbs in this thread*

hey im on the prapaganda page..... yay:D

[Giggles]

*waves sexy cookies in front of you*

[Breine]

Just spamming... You know, to keep this thread going :D

[Iceglow]

sexy cookie? okay then whatever *waves big warm melted white chocolate chip cookie in front of ansem* You gotta give them the right incentive otherwise they never stop then they go mad :)

[Psychotic]

Thank you, Baloki. I repeat the same message in your direction. AND OMFG! I always thought that was a fox, when it is in fact Tails! *dies a lot*

Sexy...cookies? Uh... let's pretend she just called us all sexy, and cookies is a term of endearment. So thanks, Giggles!

Oh, and w00t! FA666! I had paranoid delusions that you'd disappeared or something. Oh don't mind me, I'm insane and paranoid(Whoo..... Black Sabbath reference. I think). But meh, Election Booth is gonna PM you sometime about the candidacy thing, so be prepared, and all that. Same goes for the rest of you: Joel, RY, Xander, Breine, Sadia, Ansem, Auron_Kotetsu and that other guy called Pure Strife. EB will be in touch. And if he isn't, I'll look damn stooped.

[Flying Mullet]

Y'arr, ye days be numbered walrus lovers!

[Iceglow]

I occaisionally do disappear but never more than 48 hours but I'll bear in mind to show up I tend to be quiet apart from in the FFVIII / VII and IX forums so keep an eye out for me :D

[Psychotic]

Originally posted by Flying Mullet
Y'arr, ye days be numbered walrus lovers!

This coming from a pirate who wears Sandals and Shorts (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=708647)
*Sniggers*

Anyway, you pirates were banned from posting in our thread.

[muchacho]

i made a pic for the sex slaves, yay. but i cant upload it, boo

[Giggles]

*eats the sexy cookies* None for you, then! *whipcrack*

[Denmark]

omg omg omg gib ME teh sexay cookays? :<x>D?

[Wind Shear]

Flying Mullet: Y'arr, ye days be numbered walrus lovers!

And your ships are numbered you son of the ugly pirate with my Penguin and Exocet anti-ship missiles!

Giggles: Psy is dead. Your master in command was slain! *whipcrack* You days of anarchy are about to begin!

Maybe I can deliver a MOAB right over your head.

[Giggles]

Sadia: I'm glad you appreciate teh sexay cookies! But...you don't get any, because...well...you just don't. Sorry :(

[Election Booth]

I hope you all received your questions and are going to answer and PM the answer to me.

[Xander]

Yup yup, received the question. I'll email the answer this afternoon when I'm home from college. ^^

[Rye]

I did too. I just answered it. :)

[Breine]

I just got them as well... They're weird :D

[Jack]

And another one!!!!

BAoTW (Song 2)

Nachos taste fine
Nachos taste good
I would eat them all day
If only I could
But I would,
if I joined BaoTW
I could eat ‘em

Avril is bad
Avril is
Sick of her pretending
Shes some “rock chick”
She makes me sick
If only I joined BAoTW
I could kill her

Biology teachers want death
Biology teachers want hell
They keep ringing their own death knell
With their dumb- jokes, well
If I joined BaoTW
I could get ‘em

Walruses rock
Walrusses are cool
There should be annual day
For them to get off school
And dance like a fool
If only I joined the BaoTW
I could live that dream

Guys like Martin are fools
Guys like Martin are lame
Anyone called Martin
Shouldn’t be treated the same
Let them take the blame
If only I joined the BaoTW
They’d be out of my face

Shakespere is boring
Shakespere is Crap
We should remove it
And learn to have sex on our lap
And our position so weird, we need a map
If only I joined the BaoTW
I’d have a better sex life

AOL must end
AOL must die
We should bomb their HQ
Never let their evil empire lie
Not sure why
But If I joined the BaoTW
They’ll pay for their sins

------------------------------------
Check out my other work and......
Being the Official Writer, do I get any perks?

[Iceglow]

Recieved and dusted off again at around 9 am god you are lucky

[Psychotic]

Another literary masterpiece, Legolas63!

And w00t, people have questions, so do I. The only people unaccounted for are Sadia, Joel, Ansem and Auron_Kotetsu on the questions front (I Just spoke to Strife about it, so I know he is done)

[Iceglow]

must admit my answer involved me trapsing through 4 memory cards worth of saves and checking them one by one but yeah it's done took a while though

[Psychotic]

Originally posted by Fallen_angel_666
must admit my answer involved me trapsing through 4 memory cards worth of saves and checking them one by one but yeah it's done took a while though

It's all for the cause, it's all for the cause. :)

[Lord Xehanort]

FA666, why did you show me white chocolate!? It's disgusting!

Anyway, I'm back from my corner and just sent EB's questions back. w00t!

[Breine]

I just answered... not sure I understood the question good enough though?

[Auron_Kotetsu]

Hey hey hey! /fat albert

Sorry about that, I had to take a few days off to tend to RL. Oh, and you know what's awesome? Apparently Yahoo mail decided that thread update notifications are spam, so it's been deleting them all! Woo hoo!

But yeah, I have to say this loud: MAN DID I LOVE THAT QUESTION!

True to my typical style, I went on for a good while with my response. I seriously am so happy about that question; it was perfect. Like, if the Elekuhshun Ba-hooth had asked me, "Hey Tyler, what question do you want to answer?", I would have said, "Oh, well how about the one you just gave me? Cos I couldn't pick one that I felt more strongly about!"

So yeah. I should have known Yahoo was being a jerk and deleting my notifications when I stopped getting like 30 OF THEM A DAY IN MY INBOX!!! Seriously! "Reply to forum: 'Bored Athiests of the World Party!' I would get all excited to actually have emails, and they'd all be the same thing! I cried.

But only a little.

So my question's taken care of, and I will now resume my multiple daily visits to the forums - this time unprompted by emails! Always such a surprise - wow!

Oh boyoboy. When's the actual election take place? Now that I've cast my lot, I can't wait to see what happens! *wiggles*

[Proxy]

Oh..Crap...I missed Monster Garage last night :(
so...how are we all holding out?

[Recirculatory System]

Just to let you know, I am still around here xD Not posting on EoFF much though. But yeah, GO US!

[Iceglow]

Ansem, you DON'T like white chocolate cookies???:eek: how can you not love them they are soo nice especially when gooey and warm from the oven...Oh well each to our own taste I suppose here take this one *Hands Ansem a big milk chocolate cookie all gooey and warm from the oven* hand cooked by me I must admit

[Psychotic]

I wonder who the only person not to answer is? Ech, maybe Sadia? I'm gonna have to have words... ;)

But yay, people still live. I'm gonna go upload Legolas63's song and Muchacho's monkey thing(Yeah, a real-life genuine monkey thing!) And I added a sweet coloured scrollbar yesterday, or was it the day before? Anyway, check those things out, although if you went to look just after I posted this, obviously I won't have updated it yet!

[Lord Xehanort]

Originally posted by Fallen_angel_666
Ansem, you DON'T like white chocolate cookies???:eek: how can you not love them they are soo nice especially when gooey and warm from the oven...Oh well each to our own taste I suppose here take this one *Hands Ansem a big milk chocolate cookie all gooey and warm from the oven* hand cooked by me I must admit

Y'know, for being Satan, you sure can make a guy happy. *eats cookie* *moans pleasurably* "Hey Ansem, it's good not orgasmic." Speak for yourself.

[Rye]

IE just miraculously worked yesterday. I saw the new and improved version of your website, and it's cool :)

[Auron_Kotetsu]

Guys, I just want to say that I'm feeling pretty good about all this. FA666's answer was, in my opinion, far and away the best one there. And ever since the title EB gave me, I'm feeling pretty confident.

Have a peek:

[Psychotic]

Cool picture :)

I entitled myself "The Dark Horse" during the Mr. EoFF competition, and I won, so yeah, that's a good title to have!

And random fact: This is my first and only thread in General Chat, which means that on average, my threads in General Chat have 15 pages, which I suspect is more than anyone, ever.

Oh, and I'm sure one day this will be in the archives, and someone will be reading this. HELLO, PERSON READING ARCHIVES!

[Breine]

Yes, I also think that all these Party threads will go to the Archive... that would be totally cool :D

[Rye]

Awesome picture :D

[Jack]

Uh huh. I will be writing this.....

I'M BORED

I'm Bored
I'm alive
Gotta get a move on
Gotta get the groove on
Gotta sing a song

I'm God-less
I'm tired
Gotta find someone to believe in
Gotta find something to believe in
Gotta go get in

CHORUS
HEY!
I'm part of the greatest clan
Following the greatest plan
Because despite being a
Bored Atheist Of The World
When I thought I was a sigularity
I discovered there's a group for me
And you know what?
Their great

I'm rocking
I'm angry
At all these crappy singers in the chart
With all the songs that shouldn't chart
Which despoil music: the art

I'm annoyed
I'm hating
That Walruses + Penguins don't get respect
And Nachos arn't given respect
As a heathy food let
me join you.....

CHORUS

[Auron_Kotetsu]

Okay, I got a question, now that EB has posted my answer and the wave it was part of.

Uhm... did I overdo it? Or did everyone else under-do it?

(Not that my opinion is biased or anything, but I think I swept 'em.)

[Psychotic]

I think most people were expecting humour and mentions of sex. That usually wins things like this, as opposed to serious (And yet good) answers.

[Wind Shear]

At least, they will be stupefied with his answer. :D

[Auron_Kotetsu]

Damn! I should have known; When trying to impress the masses, don't try to give them information! Wave boobies and cookies at them! DAMN!

Ah well... I wouldn't want to pander to the lowest denominator to get votes anyway. Guess I wasn't cut out for politics...

[Breine]

Auron: I personally think you did great! All the others wasn't serious about it... But YOU were and dude, your reply was awesome! :D

[Wind Shear]

Yeah, I agree what Breine said.

[Rye]

My answer was reflects me being confused and cranky at 6:00 am in the morning...

It was bad xD Oh well.

[Denmark]

My answer was pure genius, I thought. As should all other people.

[Proxy]

I don't have an answer :(
I wish i did

[Psychotic]

Sorry :(

It's for an extremely good reason though: You joined us after the answers were given in. But oh well, I'm certain you'd have written a good 'un.

[Giggles]

I actually didn't know that Sadia was The Fiend :o! :o! :o!

[Psychotic]

Originally posted by Giggles
I actually didn't know that Sadia was The Fiend :o! :o! :o!

SHOCKED EMOTICON!

Ha ha ha! That's another of his names! I'll have to get that added to the poll (And it's his MSN name if no-one will believe me!)

Oh, and Striff said mean things about you, Gigglything. I'ma just not tell you what they were ^_^

PS: BAoTW rule.

[Rye]

xD

Yay for BAoTW =D

[muchacho]

3 cheers for BAoTW

[Recirculatory System]

Hip hip...

[Rye]

Hooray! ;)

[Wind Shear]

Yeehaw! Time to perform the Walrus Formation!

[Auron_Kotetsu]

Hip hip...

(Gotta keep it going guys! Party spirit!)

[Wind Shear]

Hooray! :D

[Giggles]

What did Strifey say, Psy? YOU HAVE TO TELL ME, NOW!

[Psychotic]

What's in it for me, Gigglefest '98?

Hip hip...

[Breine]

Hooray...! xD

Anyway, I actually just wanted to tell y'all that my answer just has been posted in 'The Candidates Speak' thread :D

[Auron_Kotetsu]

Alright, guys, I'm getting a feeling that it's getting close to voting time. I was thinking the other day... what happens when you get close to voting time in politics. And then it hit me like a wet sack of concrete! (I fell down.)
CAMPAIGN POSTERS!
You know how in real-life elections, you can't buy a carton of milk or drop a deuce without seeing at least 8 political posters? Well I say we replicate that... to a degree!
I made up a poster to start. I'm not actually sure of the wisdom of this plan, but... I made a poster and darn it I want to do something with it now!
http://www.angelfire.com/ultra/badart/BAoTWCampaignSign.jpg

And that, I think, is what it's all about.

[Rye]

Holy Sh*t! Thats amazing! :D You did an awesome job! You have some real talent for drawing.

[Psychotic]

That is the single most awesome thing of all time. Nuff sed.

[Breine]

... Wow... That's so cool!

[Baloki]

Damnit, my party members are so inanimate, also cool poster :)

[Auron_Kotetsu]

I would like to thank Photoshop and whoever makes Sharpie markers.

And if my life stays as exciting as it is right now, there'll be more where that came from! Paste it everywhere! Paste it in your favorite thread! Paste it to your neighbor's baby! Paste it to your neighbor while they're yelling about the baby! We will be recognized!

[Rye]

I love Photoshop... when it worked for me :P Now it's broken. And yay for Sharpie Markers. :D

[Agent Proto]

This party has my unofficial endorsement, seeing that I'm not running, seeing the party I was in flopped. :P

[Erdrick Holmes]

Hahaha, you told me the Farves would rule, yeah right. And the food at this party is better.

[Psychotic]

Originally posted by Joel
Hahaha, you told me the Farves would rule, yeah right. And the food at this party is better.

SSSSSH!

We must bask in his Aceness!

[Strider]

Hahaha, you told me the Farves would rule, yeah right. And the food at this party is better.See if you guys get *my* vote.

[Psychotic]

Originally posted by El Mariachi
See if you guys get *my* vote.

We could have been great together, kid. No wait, you're older than me. And wow, in the UK it's your birthday. Yeah.

[Breine]

... Just a question: Are we in to beavers too? :D

[Psychotic]

Originally posted by Breine
... Just a question: Are we in to beavers too? :D

Beavers are kinda cool, and so are otters really. But they aren't really a policy or an icon.

[Breine]

Not an icon? Damn, I could've made a cool banner with a beaver :D

[Auron_Kotetsu]

(Insert gratuitous beaver joke here.)

Jeez, I can't believe nobody's done that yet!

[muchacho]

great googly moogly psy, were in to beavers???? i must find a pic. MUST FIND A PIC!!!!!!!!1111!!!one1!

[Auron_Kotetsu]

GUYS!!! Guysguysguysguysguys!!! And girls! I won! I'm happy! Oh man! I knew writing all that pap would be useful! Oh man! Whee! I think I'll run in circles! And then I think I'll run in circles in the opposite direction! Yeah! Woot! Poo-doggy!

...so, anyone know what one does as a forum rep?

[Breine]

Congrats Auron_Kotetsu ^_^ You deserve it.

[Rye]

Good job :D You do deserve it!

[Psychotic]

Well done AK! Brilliant stuff! The Dark horse claims the victory! And Xander too, of course!

And AK, I don't think you do anything as forum rep, but I could be mistaken. I guess this means we can take the banners down?

Anyway, good election, BAoTWers! 2 members of the EoFF parliament is a good achievement.

[Giggles]

If you tell me what he (strife) said, Psy, then you could win the Free Giggles that you bought 2.5 tickets for!

Otherwise...I think Baloki's ticket might get drawn.

[Psychotic]

Ok, but I don't think I can say what he said on this forum without being banned :D

[Levian]

IT'S YOUR OLD AVATAR :o
how cool.

Anyway, I forgot to vote.

Go baotw :D

[Giggles]

Then, tell me in a comment in my livejournal, Psy.

[Baloki]

I found this and thought of you:

(see attached file)

[Psychotic]

Giggles: Ok, if I remember.

Baloki: WHAT APPLICATION!? xD

And if you look at the vote tallies, I think we did extremely well, as we were second in a lot of areas, and in one we were ONE vote away from winning it. So ech, good job all round!

[Baloki]

Glad you liked it, and I'm glad it cheered up your day, I did find a 95 one as well which I'll attach for your enjoyment.

Enjoy, hehe

[Rye]

xDDDD That rocked, Baloki. That sounds just like <s>the bastard that lives at my home</s> dad when he's trying to open an e-mail.

[Loony BoB]

Dude, where did you get those? xD

[Rye]

Win95 is even better xDDDD! Yeah, where did you get those.

[Baloki]

:joey: http://www.ilovewavs.com/

[Auron_Kotetsu]

Aha! Ahahaha!!! Those are hilarious. I love it!!! And it sounds exactly like me when I'm at a friend's house who has AOL! Good find.

[Breine]

They're good. I like them ^_^