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HOOTERS
02-01-2004, 02:00 PM
Avast ye landlubbers, prepare to be takin' this quiz:

1) The browser you are using is:
a) Internet Explorer.
b) Netscape Navigator.
c) Mozilla Firebird.
d) ......arr!

2) When you enter a new town or city for the first time, the first thing you do is:
a) Go sight-seeing.
b) Get something to eat at a restaurant.
c) Get a room at a hotel and rest.
d) Pillage.


3) You are having dinner with your in-laws and your mother-in-law continues to insult you. You:
a) Ignore her.
b) Leave early.
c) Confront her.
d) Man the harpoons.


If ye answered d) to one or more of the questions, then ye be eligible for the Pirate Party! If however ye were too busy out adventurin’ and searchin’ fer buried treasure, then ye be eligible for the Pirate Party! If ye answered anything other than d) on the questions, then ye be eligible for the Pirate Party!

Arr ye tired of all these other landlubber-filled parties? Arr ye lookin’ fer a party that will fulfil yer plunderin’ needs? Do ye yearn fer a party that has alliteration in its title? Then the Pirate Party be the party fer ye! I will be yer Captain, and just like the Thief Party an me stole the elections last year, we will be plunderin’, pillagin’, and doin’ other bad stuff in order to claim victory for ourselves! And if we lose at least thar will have been death. We will be razin’ all the other partys to the ground, especially the White Whale party. *shakes fist*

If ye join now ye get:
-one bandana
-one chum bucket
-various treasure maps
-yer own personalised “arr”
-one set of matching thermal-backed, pinch-pleated, antique satin drapes
-scurvy

Yar, so uhh come aboard or something.

Arr.

NO MUTINYS.

Oh yar, thar will also be monkeys. And giant lasers.

Current Swashbucklers:
-HOOTERS - Captain
-Pureghetto - General Chat, Eyes on Each Other, and World Events
-King Bahamut -The Lounge, General Gaming, and Arts and Writing
-Chaos
-Leeza -Site Staff, Help, and Feedback
-TheAbominatrix - Genral Final Fantasy, Video Game Music/TSW, and General Archive
-Jenova·Rebirth - Final Fantasy 7, Final Fantasy 8, and Final Fantasy 9
-Skogs - Chrono Trigger and Cross, Kingdom Hearts, and General Square Enix
-Flying Mullet -Final Fantasy 1-4, Final Fantasy 5, and Final Fantasy 6
-Blanco Meow - -Final Fantasy 12, Final Fantasy Tactics, and Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
-Maxico -Final Fantasy 10, Final Fantasy 10-2, and Final Fantasy 11
-Bert
-Zidoran
-MagicKnight Locke
-Blizzard

That be a crew of 15!

Positions left:
D'arr, sorry, no positions be left.

D'arr! Our website, created by King Bahamut:

http://pirateparty.cjb.net

Peegee
02-01-2004, 02:03 PM
Damnit I wanna join ^_^

HOOTERS
02-01-2004, 02:08 PM
Then what be ye waitin' for?

Mikztsu
02-01-2004, 02:13 PM
Treasure maps omg! :eek:

Is "scurvy" some kind of booze? If not, I'm surprised you're not offering it! We could do somekind of co-operation; whilst you are at pillaging the villages, you could sell all the women of the village to me as sex-slaves.

HOOTERS
02-01-2004, 02:16 PM
Aye, I forgot about the rum. And the wenches. Rum and wenches fer all.

And no ye can't have any of our wenches!

Peegee
02-01-2004, 02:18 PM
I'll join if and when you make a sig image

Mikztsu
02-01-2004, 02:23 PM
Aye, I forgot about the rum. And the wenches. Rum and wenches fer all.

And no ye can't have any of our wenches!


xD



FINE! I have wenches enough by my own! :mad2:

HOOTERS
02-01-2004, 02:30 PM
D'arr, the banner.

stuffing
02-01-2004, 03:12 PM
Originally posted by HOOTERS
D'arr, the banner.

XD lame

Psychotic
02-01-2004, 03:20 PM
:p

Peegee
02-01-2004, 03:42 PM
I r joined yay

Will we be spreading the vaunted SARS stank to our yuppie pillaged lands?

Aye claim the GC/EoEo/etc lands for mine own....D'arrrr me matey

Baloki
02-01-2004, 04:19 PM
lol, I'm not gonna join but I sooooo want a banner :love:

Leeza
02-01-2004, 07:13 PM
*considering*

Election Booth
02-01-2004, 07:30 PM
You can't use someone else's banner and just doctor it up a bit. You need to create your own banner.

The Man
02-01-2004, 08:48 PM
If there were "I Can't Believe It's Not Sand" to be gained I'd consider. But alas.

Kirobaito
02-01-2004, 09:29 PM
Now here's what I'm lookin' for. So much for my ERP party...I'll delete that thread. I'm in! And I get the Lounge/GGD/A&W. Kay? And I'll try to make a banner. Errr...one that's not someone else's already.

Ariel
02-01-2004, 10:01 PM
I join the Newbie Party out of loyalty, and then a new party comes up that's based around something really alluring. Alas. >=\

eestlinc
02-01-2004, 10:24 PM
I BE NOT GAY

Kirobaito
02-01-2004, 10:32 PM
Okay, I got a banner. See if ya'll like it? I made it in 5 minutes.

Chaos
02-01-2004, 11:19 PM
Yarr me scurvy landlubbers. I is about to pillage your ship and join myself up wid this unwholesome crew. Yarr.

Could I please join in with your most honorable party kind sirs--I mean scurvy wretches?
*splice the mainbrace and haul out the grog*

Chaos

Leeza
02-01-2004, 11:49 PM
Count me in, Hoot. :)

I'd like to represent either the

<i>General Chat, Eyes on Each Other, and World Events</i> or

<i>The Lounge, General Gaming, and Arts and Writing</i>

I like the banner, King Bahamut. :)

HOOTERS
02-02-2004, 02:12 AM
Yay....err I mean....D'arr! Welcome aboard!

Aye, 'tis a fine banner indeed. Others be welcome to make thar own, too.


D'arr, 'twas posted by The Man
If there were "I Can't Believe It's Not Sand" to be gained I'd consider. But alas.

D'arr, of course thar be "I Can't Believe It's Not Sand"! Why, thar be some in me boots right now.


D'arr, 'twas posted by Ariel.
I join the Newbie Party out of loyalty, and then a new party comes up that's based around something really alluring. Alas. >=\

Tell 'em to walk the plank! Yer loyalty lies with the Pirate Party!

Kirobaito
02-02-2004, 02:34 AM
Aaarrr! If we're serious about being deemed worthy by the almighty, not to mention astonishingly good looking trash can (assuming the election dude reads this post), we could use a website. I could do that tomorrow, if no one else offers to. I would have 50 minutes to do it in Computer Applications (because it's not like we do ANYTHING in that class), and then I could continue after school.

HOOTERS
02-02-2004, 02:38 AM
Aye, go for yer life.

TheAbominatrix
02-02-2004, 03:28 AM
Y'arr, finally! A party I be interested in joinin'! Count me in, maties, and may our enemies be sent to Davey Jones' locker. *puts on her eyepatch* Y'arr

Peegee
02-02-2004, 04:36 AM
muggy you wench you said you wouldn't join ANY parties!

I call muggy as my personal wench!

TheAbominatrix
02-02-2004, 04:43 AM
I said I wouldnt join any LAME parties. I was born to be a pirate!

Peegee
02-02-2004, 04:44 AM
I'm sex you up good!

Zifnab
02-02-2004, 11:24 AM
Shiver me signing up. Or something. Y'arr!

EDIT: I'll have the FFVII forum again?

EDII-EDIT: Make that the Final Fantasy 7, Final Fantasy 8 and Final Fantasy 9 forums.

Skogs
02-02-2004, 11:51 AM
Arrrghhh. Me party's sunk to Davy Jones' locker. Avast! Enlist me, saucy swashbucklers.

Arrrgghhh...

(If Leeza gets GC/EoY/WE, could I get TL/GGD/A&W?)

escobert
02-02-2004, 01:48 PM
damn damn I want im I wish I had been awake when I was online last night :(

Psychotic
02-02-2004, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by Bert
damn damn I want im I wish I had been awake when I was online last night :(

:cry:

Anyway, hey guys! I made you a sig! IT'S REALLY GOOD. I had to go on the most satanic site ever to get the pic of those pirates (www.scottylulu.com - I wonder if EoFF's Scottie has anything to do with it?) and everything, plus it even contains a hero of yours! Oh, there's no need to thank me.

Mikztsu
02-02-2004, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by TheAbominatrix
I said I wouldnt join any LAME parties. I was born to be a pirate!

You were born to be my sex-slave, but whatever. -_-

I like the banner Hooters made.:)

HOOTERS
02-02-2004, 04:05 PM
Ahoy to all ye new crew members! Good to see ye back on board too this year, Jenova-Rebirth.

D'arr, as fer the forums ye all want to be runnin' fer, I was goin' to be runnin' fer the General Chat so ye can all get yer scurvy land-lubbin paws off of it! Well I suppose I can be compromisin', let's not be gettin' all mutiny on me now...


Originally posted by Bert
damn damn I want im I wish I had been awake when I was online last night :(

D'arr, cast away yer current oppressive party and join this far better oppressive party. Grab a chandelier and swing on down!


Originally posted by Psychotic
Anyway, hey guys! I made you a sig! IT'S REALLY GOOD. I had to go on the most satanic site ever to get the pic of those pirates (www.scottylulu.com - I wonder if EoFF's Scottie has anything to do with it?) and everything, plus it even contains a hero of yours! Oh, there's no need to thank me.

D'arr, well I will be thankin' ye anyway, it be a worthy flag to fly! Not only did ye get it across that we like scary pirates and we can get any wenches we want includin' that skinny wench, but ye also mentioned that we be a party not based on anyones popularity, unlike all those other scurvy parties thar be. Well done, ye will make a fine adition to me crew indeed.

Skogs
02-02-2004, 04:09 PM
D'arrr. Ye cannae be runnin' forra forum because ye be the captain!

Ummm.... avast!

HOOTERS
02-02-2004, 04:12 PM
Err...aye, aye....just checkin' ye were payin' attention.

Edit: D'arr...sorry Leeza 'n' Skogs, but yer requested forums were already taken. If ye still really want to run fer those forums then I suppose we can be sortin' it out in a civilised manner, such as a duel to the death or drinking competition.

Leeza
02-02-2004, 05:03 PM
D'arr! Alrighty then. <i>Site Staff, Help, and Feedback</i> will work for me. Can't be killin' off our own members in duels just yet now, can we? :)

Flying Mullet
02-02-2004, 05:34 PM
D'Arr! I be joining if I can pillage the FFI- FFIV, FFV and FFVI forums!

Leeza
02-02-2004, 05:37 PM
Welcome aboard, Flying Mullet.

Peegee
02-02-2004, 05:38 PM
I demand some rampant pillagings of other parties while singing sea chanties!

Leeza
02-02-2004, 05:49 PM
I have just plundered all of BAotW's penquins, but I didn't sing and you can't make me.

Skogs
02-02-2004, 06:36 PM
Avast! I'll take the Chrono Trigger and Cross, Kingdom Hearts, and General Square Enix!

D'arrr....

TheAbominatrix
02-02-2004, 08:10 PM
D'ar, I'll be shanking Flying Mullet for askin for teh position I was wantin, y'arrr.

I'll be takin any position you'll be offerin, cap'n.

Leeza
02-02-2004, 08:11 PM
The previous sig size was too large so I resaved it to fit. Everyone who has one should replace their previous pirate sig with this one.

<img src="http://leeza160.homestead.com/files/pirates.jpg">

Meow
02-02-2004, 08:25 PM
... i enjoyed Pirate Day Far too much. So, *AHEM*...

Y'arr, mateys, welcome t' yer bile-crusted deck a new shipmate! i'll gladly be pillagin' the <b>FF12, Tactics and Tactics: Advance Forums</b> if our cap'n sees it be fittin'!

Peegee
02-02-2004, 08:28 PM
Only once ye hath worn our crusty pie-raet emblem, ye fat tubby land lovar!

Maxico
02-02-2004, 09:38 PM
Darrrrr I be takin' ye FF x, x-2 and 11

Or some of ye low quality volvo's

Darrrrrr

escobert
02-02-2004, 09:41 PM
shivver me timber lads! we be pirates!

Leeza
02-02-2004, 10:14 PM
All sig limit rules still apply so if you double up on your sigs, please make sure that everything is still within the allowable limits. Thank you. :)

Peegee
02-02-2004, 10:35 PM
D'arr! Pirates follow no rules!

OOC: okay xD

escobert
02-02-2004, 10:38 PM
I be taken these for me self! -Final Fantasy 12, Final Fantasy Tactics, and Final Fantasy Tactics Advance unless the be already taken

Flying Mullet
02-02-2004, 10:39 PM
D'arr, even though we be pirates we still need to know how to read. "Final Fantasy 12, Final Fantasy Tactics, and Final Fantasy Tactics Advance" had been asked for three times know me fellow mateys. D'arr!

escobert
02-02-2004, 10:44 PM
argh! damn thee evil pirates. thee be stealin me stuff! I be taken whatever no one else be wantin then!

Meow
02-02-2004, 10:59 PM
Who asked it for before me? Am i just blind?

Flying Mullet
02-02-2004, 11:01 PM
Nay me matey, ye have your patch over the right eye, ye be the first to ask.

Meow
02-02-2004, 11:03 PM
Y'arr*!


*Roughly translated here as "Yay!"

Leeza
02-02-2004, 11:04 PM
'bout as blind as me then 'cause you are the only matey that I see askin' for it.

EDIT: This pirate is slow at the keyboard...needs more rum. :)

TheAbominatrix
02-02-2004, 11:04 PM
Y'arr, when will we be raidin the other parties for wenches and rum? I be needin some wenches!

And y'arr, if that scurvy dog PG should attempt to make me his wench I'll be guttin him up good!

escobert
02-02-2004, 11:09 PM
Arrrr! me too! I aint being his wench no more. I be sick or cleanin that seadogs undies! ARRRRRR! I be senddin him to davey jones locker!

Leeza
02-02-2004, 11:09 PM
Then we'd better start raidin' the other parties quick because we can't go cuttin' up our own scallawags so soon. Y'arrr!

escobert
02-02-2004, 11:10 PM
ye be right!

TheAbominatrix
02-02-2004, 11:14 PM
Y'arr, this chair be high, says I.

Peegee
02-02-2004, 11:16 PM
*pillages Muggy's panty drawer*

escobert
02-02-2004, 11:18 PM
Mine be too low but me be drinking too much rum to fix it!

Peegee
02-02-2004, 11:32 PM
*pillages Bert's loins*

Kirobaito
02-02-2004, 11:34 PM
A'aarr! We be havin' way too much fun with this. I 'tis at band right now, so I will be gettin' underway this this 'ere web site within the eve. Our ship wilst now have an online home, 'ere mateys.

escobert
02-02-2004, 11:38 PM
ARRR! ahoy!
Edit: PG told me to join again! ARRRR! Me be joinin again!

TheAbominatrix
02-02-2004, 11:40 PM
Y'arr, what be the name of our fair lady ship?

escobert
02-02-2004, 11:42 PM
The black POOP! arRRRRRRRrrr

Skogs
02-02-2004, 11:43 PM
The Black Pancake?

D'arr...

Chaos
02-02-2004, 11:43 PM
Yarr buckos.
Pillage the partys, says I. Pillage 'em so they cant be pillaged no mores. And when we'as done pillagin' 'em, why me hearties, we pillage Hooters' stash o' p0rn.

Tha's good pillagin'.

Chaos

Peegee
02-03-2004, 12:22 AM
*pillages Chaos' pillow*

eternalshiva
02-03-2004, 01:19 AM
*Whip Crack* *glares at Pirates* STOP SPAMING MY THREAD *whip crack*

Zyx
02-03-2004, 02:16 AM
Yo I be joinin' this party with thee, that is as long as you don't mind me. But I don't care if you mind, 'cause then all o' your wenches will be mine. Hahahahahahaha!

Kami
02-03-2004, 02:29 AM
wee hee mikky's porno party rules all!

Leeza
02-03-2004, 02:33 AM
Glad to have you aboard our leaky ship, Zidoran. Y'arrr! :)

eternalshiva
02-03-2004, 02:36 AM
PARTY PARTY PARTY *throws some sex around*

Spike369
02-03-2004, 02:54 AM
Originally posted by Kami
wee hee mikky's porno party rules all!
You got that right

stuffing
02-03-2004, 02:56 AM
http://www.swordplaystudios.com/images/characters/pirates-xl.jpg

escobert
02-03-2004, 03:07 AM
ARRR there be no spamin our threads you skigallywags!!!!!!! ARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

Spike369
02-03-2004, 03:10 AM
it's too late *hands Bert Fabio mag*

escobert
02-03-2004, 03:12 AM
ARRRRRRRRR fabio is EVIL! we pirates don't like them pretty lookin wo-MEN! ARRRRRRR *stabbs Fabio* AHRHARHAR NO MORE OF THAT! SHIVER ME TIMBERS!

TheAbominatrix
02-03-2004, 03:14 AM
Y'arr! *pillages the mouths of the sex party members*

Spike369
02-03-2004, 03:16 AM
*pillages the mouths back*

HOOTERS
02-03-2004, 03:27 AM
Welcome aboard to all me new shipmates.

Avast, we now be havin' thirteen crew on board!

Spike369
02-03-2004, 03:29 AM
who

escobert
02-03-2004, 03:35 AM
I so call general FF ARRRR IF ANYONE BE TAKING IT THEY WILL BE SHOT!

Kirobaito
02-03-2004, 03:36 AM
A'ar! Glad to see yuve been pillagin'. I finished the website, but there are a few errors on it.
http://pirateparty.cjb.net
I'll try to fix it tomorra. Tunite I be a bit depressed from all the constructin' I been doin' instead of the razin'.

The error is CJB.net, not geocities, because the geocities site works fine:
www.geocities.com/partyofpirates/index.html

And to hit the links, click above the barrels. Enjoy! I mean, uh...da'ar.

escobert
02-03-2004, 03:42 AM
ARRRR! that be a good ship right there! ARR!

HOOTERS
02-03-2004, 03:46 AM
D'arr, excellent job thar shipmate Bahamut! Now we be unstoppable!

Meow
02-03-2004, 04:13 AM
Aye, an excellent bounty we've gained.

Let me be remindin' ye all that to overwhelm the boards with our pirate ways (ye know those of which i speak) may well be counteractive t' our intentions and aspirations, what with hopin' to be a party in the runnin' and all.

Peegee
02-03-2004, 05:17 AM
I want more wenches I do! Bring forth our bounty of wenches *reveals shiva and more*

Kirobaito
02-03-2004, 05:19 AM
Rally ho, Blanco Meow. (wait...)

Perhaps o' the now we should...you know what screw the pirate talk. Maybe if we plan to actually win the election in which we are running, we should come up with some sort of platforms, or use, if you will? If we are one of the 4 parties picked, I doubt our pillagin' of the everyone will tempt them to pick us. Perhaps some timed tact will strengthen our overall aim of plunderin' the world. You know the famous saying by, uh...some guy I made up:

"Before you go off plundering, be nice to people so you can trick them." - Joseph B. Schmow

TheAbominatrix
02-03-2004, 05:25 AM
Y'arr, I be wantin this -Genral Final Fantasy, Video Game Music/TSW, and General Archive if none be takin it!

Peegee
02-03-2004, 06:33 AM
General panties forum for me!

MagicKnight Locke
02-03-2004, 09:48 AM
Yarr,i want to be joining ye cool party-

TheAbominatrix
02-03-2004, 09:52 AM
Welcome ye to the ship, lad.

Peegee
02-03-2004, 10:09 AM
Now we need only to look like respectable folk. I suggest next time we pillage we leave the lasses. Or we not murder as many town folk.

Or we pillage even moreso! *stabs the next pirate in the arm*

TheAbominatrix
02-03-2004, 10:21 AM
Be ye mad? We must burn and loot and have yonder wenches even more! Be ye man or be ye newbie? *brandishes cutlass*

Skogs
02-03-2004, 10:58 AM
D'arrr... now all we have's to decide is... who be the cabin boy?

D'arrr. *swings cutlass, nearly decapitating nearby pirate*

TheAbominatrix
02-03-2004, 11:03 AM
Y'arr, PG should be ye cabin boy. I be far too pretty for cabin duties, says I!

Y'arr, Cabin Boy was a funny movie!

Blizzard
02-03-2004, 01:43 PM
I love you HOOTERS.

Y'arr, I be ready to pillage and plunder me weasly black guts out, y'arr. Now, fetch me some Grog and sign me up for whatever forums that arent taken! Y'ARR!

Flying Mullet
02-03-2004, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by Pureghetto
Now we need only to look like respectable folk. I suggest next time we pillage we leave the lasses. Or we not murder as many town folk.

Or we pillage even moreso! *stabs the next pirate in the arm*
Y'arr, perhaps we plant a tree? Or we cut dem all down!

Flying Mullet
02-03-2004, 04:44 PM
Y'arr!! The Pirate Party be needing a "smiley" icon to put in they posts, so I dredged up the following icon: <img src="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=714951"/>

EDIT: Just put the following code in your post to be showing blackbeard: &lt;img src="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=714951"/>

Kirobaito
02-03-2004, 09:54 PM
A'ar! I'm just wonderin', Cap'n...what kind of animal resides on ye shoulder? Parrot or monkey?

Oh, and for the name of our ship: The U.S.S. A'ar. Just to be stupid. We can be communist pirates.<img src="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=714951"/>

Also, be sure to add the link to the website. It would, perhaps, give us an edge, err....matey.

EDIT: adding the last paragraph.

escobert
02-03-2004, 10:34 PM
Aye! I think we should go pillage some more ARRRR! *stabs PG*ARRR HARHARHAR that w's fun har!!

escobert
02-03-2004, 11:02 PM
I SAID I BE TAKEN GENERAL FF! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ye best be puttin it next to em name or ye shal be stabbed!

Flying Mullet
02-03-2004, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by King Bahamut
A'ar! Glad to see yuve been pillagin'. I finished the website, but there are a few errors on it.
http://pirateparty.cjb.net
I'll try to fix it tomorra. Tunite I be a bit depressed from all the constructin' I been doin' instead of the razin'.

The error is CJB.net, not geocities, because the geocities site works fine:
www.geocities.com/partyofpirates/index.html

And to hit the links, click above the barrels. Enjoy! I mean, uh...da'ar.
I'm still getting javscript errors when I open either link so I can only view the index page. :(

escobert
02-03-2004, 11:33 PM
I can see everything. It's a nice little boat be she is!

Flying Mullet
02-03-2004, 11:38 PM
Y'arr, which link ye be using?

escobert
02-03-2004, 11:41 PM
ARR me be using the first ARRR!

Chaos
02-03-2004, 11:56 PM
Da'arr...what say ye we instead o' pillagin' the other parties, we argues our cases wid talk an rhetoric an' such like.

Or mayhap we just burn them all. Arrh!

Chaos

eternalshiva
02-04-2004, 01:21 AM
*takes backs wenches*

*BITES MULLET* *WHIP CRACK*

escobert
02-04-2004, 01:44 AM
HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! I say we just burn and plunder! HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

stuffing
02-04-2004, 01:47 AM
*steals all the monkeys in a wild rage*

escobert
02-04-2004, 01:49 AM
I already killed all the monkeys HARRRRRR!

Zyx
02-04-2004, 02:05 AM
I don't want no forum thing, I just want to be in charge of torturin' the innocent lassies after we rape 'em and kill their husbands. ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!:evilking:

Linus
02-04-2004, 02:22 AM
Why should I join this party?

Skogs
02-04-2004, 02:23 AM
Originally posted by Linus
Why should I join this party?

Keira Knightley looks hot in a corset. That should be reason enough.

Linus
02-04-2004, 02:26 AM
I need evidence, man. Evidence.

escobert
02-04-2004, 02:29 AM
thar be evidence enough here! http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images/view?back=http%3a//images.search.yahoo.com/search/images%3fp=pirates%2bof%2bthe%2bcaribbean%26b=21&h=550&w=371&imgurl=socal.southwestmovies.com/PiratesOfTheCaribbean/potc-poster5.jpg&name=potc-poster5.jpg&p=pirates+of+the+caribbean&rurl=http://socal.southwestmovies.com/PiratesOfTheCaribbean/&type=&no=25&tt=14,000

Linus
02-04-2004, 02:33 AM
Not enough **cough** evidence.

escobert
02-04-2004, 02:36 AM
argh! ye be goign here! http://socal.southwestmovies.com/PiratesOfTheCaribbean/potc-poster5.jpg

HOOTERS
02-04-2004, 02:36 AM
Yar, I would also like to be seein' more evidence.

TheAbominatrix
02-04-2004, 02:37 AM
If ye joins this party, I be showin ya my boobies!

escobert
02-04-2004, 02:37 AM
look to the post above HARRRR!

HOOTERS
02-04-2004, 02:39 AM
Welcome to all ye new members by the way.

I don't think I need to be convincin' Linus to join, the boobies should be enough.

escobert
02-04-2004, 02:40 AM
HARR yes the bobbie are enough! HARRRR I WANT BOOBIES!

Linus
02-04-2004, 02:41 AM
I do enjoy a good pair of breasts... Hmm...

This will be a tough decision!

HOOTERS
02-04-2004, 02:50 AM
D'arr, don't forget we have monkeys. And cannons. And we shoot the monkeys out of the cannons.

Sorry Bert, but that forum be already taken by the wench TheAbominatrix, I just didn't put it up thar yet.

eternalshiva
02-04-2004, 02:51 AM
If you join my party, there will be orgies XD

Giggles
02-04-2004, 02:59 AM
Orgies, Boobs, Whips, and Cookies! And a lot of sex! You can even have your own sex slave :o!

HOOTERS
02-04-2004, 03:02 AM
...or YE can be a sex-slave. Yer party be morally wrong in every way in me humble opinion. Now excuse me while I be goin' out and pillagin' another villiage.

Giggles
02-04-2004, 03:05 AM
I AM a sex-slave! But I'm a very, very inoccent sex-slave.

escobert
02-04-2004, 03:33 AM
I be taken whatever forum not be taken! I dont care what forum it is!

Kirobaito
02-04-2004, 04:00 AM
I updated the website, and fixed all of the buttons on the side. You can now hit any part of the gun to make it work. I added MagicKnight Locke and Blizzard to the members list.

TheAbominatrix
02-04-2004, 04:07 AM
Y'arr, I be one sexy wench.

escobert
02-04-2004, 04:07 AM
HARRRRR! she's lookin good!

EDIT: look at my new bad arse avatar! and If I dont get a forum I better get some cool tittle!

Peegee
02-04-2004, 08:56 AM
If ye nay join said party I shall touch thee with my toes and spread SARS to ye happy grin, and I shall plunder thine loins I shall! <img src="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=714951" />

Flying Mullet
02-04-2004, 04:51 PM
Y'arr, ye forgot the Newbie Party in our list of mortal enemies on our fair ship (website).

Lord Xehanort
02-04-2004, 05:36 PM
Originally posted by Giggles
Orgies, Boobs, Whips, and Cookies! And a lot of sex! You can even have your own sex slave!

Gigglybear... talking like that? This... does not... compute... *overloads* *explodes* *is repaired by the buffest thing ever to love walruses/walri... Breine* *points to sig*

Peegee
02-04-2004, 09:11 PM
Gigglybear! *pillages*

Kirobaito
02-04-2004, 11:24 PM
A'ar. I wanted to add an individual member profile page for each member (that's not the one here), but Geocities was acting up on me. Wouldn't let me save them.

Since I actually go to school, I may not be able to do anything else to the site before the big day. (which, Hooters, are you prepared to post our application)? So if anyone wants to edit the site, I'll try to PM the user name and password to ya.

Chaos
02-05-2004, 12:12 AM
(I'm a-pillagin TheAbominatrix's idea..) Yarr, I gaurantee I shall flash my wench-boobies at any new member an' also teach them a trick or three wid the cat-o-nine-tails. Yarr.

Then I'll pillage ye somethin rotton!

Chaos

escobert
02-05-2004, 12:15 AM
ARRRRR I be pillagen already! yer me gots 10 barrals o rum! *passes out rum* YAR! drink up everyone!

Spike369
02-05-2004, 12:21 AM
*pillages rum* ha ha ha

Flying Mullet
02-05-2004, 12:21 AM
*sings*
Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum!
We be pirates and we be having fun!

Bring us the wenches and avoid the lynches!
Cuz we be pirates and nobody can pinch us!

Peegee
02-05-2004, 12:40 AM
This song is sung to the tune of: This Old Man

This pirate,

Has a hat,

Where a skull and cross bones sat,

With an 'Ar, Ar, Ar' and an 'Aye Matey',

This pirate sailed on the sea.


This pirate,

With a patch,

He sailed around without a scratch,

With an 'Ar, Ar, Ar' and an 'Aye Matey',

This pirate sailed on the sea.


This pirate,

Wears an earring,

Made with fishing hook and string,

With an 'Ar, Ar, Ar' and an 'Aye Matey',

This pirate sailed on the sea.

escobert
02-05-2004, 12:46 AM
Originally posted by Spike369
*pillages rum* ha ha ha

ye cant pillage ye not a pirate!

Spike369
02-05-2004, 12:47 AM
we need the rum for the party

escobert
02-05-2004, 12:48 AM
But ye not a pirate so ye can't pillage are rum!

Flying Mullet
02-05-2004, 12:49 AM
Y'arr be off to drinking your sissy-la-la wine coolers or whatever you non-pirate types be drinking!

escobert
02-05-2004, 12:52 AM
yer the sissys!

Flying Mullet
02-05-2004, 12:55 AM
Y'arr, jest to be clairying, I be talking to the sex-slave sissies!

escobert
02-05-2004, 01:00 AM
Y'ARR! so be i!

Flying Mullet
02-05-2004, 01:02 AM
Y'arr, well met matey!

:beer:

Lord Xehanort
02-05-2004, 02:05 AM
*steals the rum*

'Thou shalt not steal' doesn't apply to BAoTW. Besides, you guys are too drunk to realize it's gone.

Skogs
02-05-2004, 02:07 AM
No pirate ever fails to notice when his rum's been stolen

Hand ye back our rum or prepare to be be boarded and yer ship scuttled to rest at the bottom of the sea! D'arrr!!

escobert
02-05-2004, 02:11 AM
Liek I already said YE NOT APIRATE YE NOT ABLE TO TAKE PLUNDER FROM YE PIRATES! AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!! *shoots the BAoTW headquarters with a REALLY REALLY REALLY BIG cannon!*

Lord Xehanort
02-05-2004, 02:15 AM
If you keep shooting, you'll hit your wenches. (which we 'borrowed' about three hours ago ;)) And the rum will explode, thus you'll never drink it. Either way, BAoTW wins! I am so smart!

BTW, I didn't plunder, pillage, or pilfer... I just stole the rum. 'Thou shalt not steal' is powerless. After all, I've been studying you pirates (and the old thieves) and have learned many of your skills. Your security suxors.

Buh-Bye!
~Ansem~

escobert
02-05-2004, 02:17 AM
ARR me too drunk to even care! ARRR wait wasnt that the rum HOOT peed in ARRRRR! it was !!!!!! thats be why it was not guarded HAR!

Lord Xehanort
02-05-2004, 02:25 AM
You mean those smelly bottles that I had taken to your galley and switched with better ones? Those rum bottles? Yeah, y'see... when I 'borrowed' your wenches, they requested two things:

1) A hot shower
2) Fresh rum to drink away their memories

That foolish cabinboy let them in with those bottles saying that they were restocking the supply. One wench stayed behind to distract him. The others came out with the rum and we ran off this rowboat!

It's good rum BTW. After the elections, you must give me your recipe!

~Ansem~

Peegee
02-05-2004, 02:44 AM
*pillages your pillows*

Lord Xehanort
02-05-2004, 02:46 AM
Umm... okaaaaay. Have fun with them?

escobert
02-05-2004, 03:20 AM
ARRR good job PG we needed some new pillows! ARRRRRRR ME necks been hurting for weeks! *passes out from the non stop rum drinking*

Psychotic
02-05-2004, 03:22 AM
D'ARRRRRRRR! YOU ALL SUCK! Wheeeeeee!

Lord Xehanort
02-05-2004, 03:23 AM
D'AARRR! I be mimickin' ye fools! Plus, those were the pillows from Breine's meetin with ye wenches! Nice and messy! D'AARRR!

Psychotic
02-05-2004, 03:24 AM
D'ARRRRRRR aye, this pirate gimmick o' there's be so much fun, D'ARRRRRRRR!

Hey, you people spammed us, so this is what we call payback, SUCKERS! D'ARRRR!

muchacho
02-05-2004, 03:24 AM
d'arrrrr sucks down with d'arrrr


UP WITH ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

escobert
02-05-2004, 03:26 AM
Originally posted by Psychotic
D'ARRRRRRR aye, this pirate gimmick o' there's be so much fun, D'ARRRRRRRR!

Hey, you people spammed us, so this is what we call payback, SUCKERS! D'ARRRR!

ARR we really could give ye two skats about spammin our thread. We be pirate not little sissys like ye!

Psychotic
02-05-2004, 03:27 AM
D'ARRRRR! IT BE SISSY-LA-LA-BERT! Arrrrrr, lets remove his clothes and sell him to the Mik party for some grog, Arrrrrr!

Rye
02-05-2004, 03:28 AM
D'arrrrrr! Thar this thread blows. Aye, it's all goin down hill from here, landlubbers. Arrrr!

Lord Xehanort
02-05-2004, 03:28 AM
So claims the scurvy dog with a hamster and guitar matin' in his avatar! D'AARRR! That be a burn!

muchacho
02-05-2004, 03:28 AM
but you are pirates.

AND YOUR SIG SUCKS

Rye
02-05-2004, 03:30 AM
Aye, Mucha speaks!

Psychotic
02-05-2004, 03:31 AM
D'ARRRRRRR! I just urinated in yer rum, maties! HAR HAR!

muchacho
02-05-2004, 03:36 AM
bl'arrrrrrrrrr

escobert
02-05-2004, 03:36 AM
Ok why are you all talking like pirates!? you arnt pirates We didnt go into your thread and talk like idiots. Just pirates. NOW TALK LIEK IDIOTS IN HERE OR I'LL DO SOMETHING

Lord Xehanort
02-05-2004, 03:37 AM
D'AARRR! I be plunderin' ye pornos from HOOTERS' cabin! Thar a bit messy, but I can throw 'em in the sea well enough! D'AARRR! Without ye pornos and wenches ye'll surely be having a man orgy here soon! D'AARRR!

Lord Xehanort
02-05-2004, 03:38 AM
Originally posted by Bert
Ok why are you all talking like pirates!? you arnt pirates We didnt go into your thread and talk like idiots. Just pirates. NOW TALK LIEK IDIOTS IN HERE OR I'LL DO SOMETHING

D'AARRR! We be makin' the fun of ye laddie! D'AARRR!

muchacho
02-05-2004, 03:40 AM
well attually, my title is: "pontifex maximus cap'n mucha lutha king jr esquire the 3rd of florida"

Psychotic
02-05-2004, 03:41 AM
Originally posted by Bert
NOW TALK LIEK IDIOTS IN HERE OR I'LL DO SOMETHING

This threat is coming from a naked guy. I think we should be afraid. Oh, and you actually did speak like idiots in our thread, remember traitor boy?

D'ARRRRR! *throws MagicKnight Locke Overboard* ARRRRRRRR, he'll be restin' on davy jonses locker!

escobert
02-05-2004, 03:42 AM
It's not my fault your party sucked and this ones better.

muchacho
02-05-2004, 03:43 AM
your moms party sucks

Lord Xehanort
02-05-2004, 03:44 AM
D'AARRR! WELL SAID CAP'N! Ye Pirates are finally gettin' yer comeuppance! D'AARRR! Revenge be a sweet mistress!

Leeza
02-05-2004, 03:45 AM
Okay, mateys....and other partys members. Maybe we really could give some of this spam a bit of a break. Thank you.

muchacho
02-05-2004, 03:47 AM
ok, as long as you dont do it to us, we wont do it to you

escobert
02-05-2004, 03:48 AM
fine

Psychotic
02-05-2004, 03:48 AM
Originally posted by Leeza
Okay, mateys....and other partys members. Maybe we really could give some of this spam a bit of a break. Thank you.

Yeah, we'll stop, but we did this to prove a point: It's annoying when your thread get's spammed, isn't it? So Pirates, please don't spam ours again.

Lord Xehanort
02-05-2004, 03:50 AM
Agreed. Just leave us the heck alone. We don't like you. You smell from weeks at sea without bathing. Please stay away from us. Thank you.

Giggles
02-05-2004, 04:11 AM
To Leeza, I would just like to say:


<3 you're so awesome

Lord Xehanort
02-05-2004, 04:24 AM
Yes, yes you A'RRR! (sorry, couldn't resist)

HOOTERS
02-05-2004, 05:06 AM
D'arr...everybody wants to be talkin' like a pirate.

Oh yar, and three of the adds at the top of me page were fer pirates! We be spreadin' pirate fever (and SARS if PG be doin' his job) all over the place.


Originally posted by Zidoran
I don't want no forum thing, I just want to be in charge of torturin' the innocent lassies after we rape 'em and kill their husbands. ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!:evilking:

D'arr, ix-nay on the ape-ray. It probably be not the best platform to be platformin' in order to be winnin' the election.

Flying Mullet
02-05-2004, 04:01 PM
Y'arr, I be missin' all the fun with the other groups. Y'arr :(

MoonShadow
02-05-2004, 04:09 PM
Pirates are sexy...:love:

Flying Mullet
02-05-2004, 04:26 PM
Y'arr, be be a sexy bunch lassie. Join our band and ye get a free parrot, monkey and bottle of rum!

MoonShadow
02-05-2004, 04:33 PM
*Joins* Aye..

Flying Mullet
02-05-2004, 04:37 PM
Y'arr, wecome aboard matey! :beer:

Kirobaito
02-06-2004, 03:39 AM
This is just a member check of all the parties when looking at the first post in the threads:
Pirate Party: 16
BAoTW: 20
Newbie: 12
Conservative: 12
Favreies (pronounced "Farvies"...stupid hicks can't spell): 5
I assume the Pancake Party is no more, as their leader is one of us? I doubt the Banned Party made it very far-- it was too hard to become a member. Well, yeah, that leaves four parties with 10+ members. A'ar!

escobert
02-06-2004, 03:41 AM
ARRRRRR! we be doin good!

Kirobaito
02-06-2004, 03:47 AM
Yes, I know I didn't mention the acursed party (Aka ss party), but it you really wanna know they have 14.

Election Booth
02-06-2004, 04:18 AM
you still need to make the formal application.

Meow
02-06-2004, 04:23 AM
i take it that's Hooters' job?

Kirobaito
02-06-2004, 04:35 AM
Yeah, it is. But I can't help but be a lil' scared. And it is tomorrow, right? By the end of the day? I would say that we should come up with a ladder system of some sort. Like, if Hooters doesn't do it by 10:00, then PG does it. If PG hasn't done it by 10:15, then I do it, etc. but we won't know! We gotta just have trust that he'll do it.

Skogs
02-06-2004, 12:34 PM
Y'arrrr... lookie what I found.

Avast!

http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate.php

HOOTERS
02-06-2004, 02:30 PM
D'arr, the application be sent, as well of pictures of all our wenches boobies, of course. Sorry to ye all who missed out on positions, especially Chaos who joined b'fore many of the others, but unfortunately thar was only ten positions this time 'round.

Welcome aboard MoonShine! D'arr...wait....MoonShadow.

Peegee
02-06-2004, 02:35 PM
I wish for teh moonshine!

Flying Mullet
02-06-2004, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by Skogs
Y'arrrr... lookie what I found.

Avast!

http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate.php
Y'arr! I be Dirty Sam Flint!

TheAbominatrix
02-06-2004, 04:11 PM
Y'arr, I be Black Anne Flint. Be we kin, Dirty Sam?

Flying Mullet
02-06-2004, 04:28 PM
Y'arr, it be me long lost little sister Annie!

TheAbominatrix
02-06-2004, 05:11 PM
Y'arr, tis a joyous day indeed! Let us be havin some rum to celebrate!

Flying Mullet
02-06-2004, 05:25 PM
Y'arr har har har!

<img src="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/images/smilies/beerchug.gif" width="300" height="200"/>

escobert
02-06-2004, 05:36 PM
Yar I be havin some rum n de moonshine! ARRR!

Skogs
02-06-2004, 05:44 PM
I be Iron Tom Flint. Guess that be makin' us one big piratey family, d'arrrr....

Kirobaito
02-06-2004, 06:55 PM
Y'ar! I be Iron Morty Vane. There were pirates in Hamlet?

eternalshiva
02-06-2004, 07:10 PM
*whip crack* *breaks all the beer mugs* *sneaks out snickering*

Meow
02-06-2004, 07:27 PM
Originally posted by HOOTERS
D'arr, the application be sent, as well of pictures of all our wenches boobies, of course.

i didn't know Janet Jackson had joined the Pirate Party. Welcomes to ye, lass!

Maxico
02-06-2004, 11:36 PM
D'arr
I Be Bloody sam Vane. Let us set sail from bristol at dawn. The spanish have silk
....
And wenches

Chaos
02-07-2004, 12:17 AM
Yarr. I like beer. But grog is better.

Chaos

Skogs
02-07-2004, 04:41 PM
What is grog, actually? I had the option to have some at this little ski resort, but I had mulled wine instead.

Chaos
02-07-2004, 11:18 PM
Its some sort of pirate drink. I have a feeling its made of seaweed, although I could of just made it up. It's alcoholic I think. Pirates like it. Maybe.

Chaos

Jebus
02-07-2004, 11:58 PM
Grog is a watered down drink made from corn.

Hmm, that actually doesn't sound so bad.

*Builds himself a still and starts fermenting some corn*

escobert
02-08-2004, 12:10 AM
*Brings in some more corn* Yeah this better be better then Rum or I'll be mad!

Chaos
02-08-2004, 12:24 AM
I still think it would be better made out of seaweed. More nautical.
*pillages the corn*

Chaos

Mikztsu
02-08-2004, 12:27 AM
Grog was in the greatest point-and-click adventure games ever made - Monkey Islands.

*steals few wenches, including Chaos*

escobert
02-08-2004, 02:48 AM
*steaqls chaos back* hey Mik leave our wenches alone!

Flying Mullet
02-09-2004, 07:28 PM
Y'arr, ye best be keeping ye brubby paws off of our fair Misfit.

Begone with ye bass-ackwards land lubbers! Y'ARR!!!

Election Booth
02-10-2004, 08:02 AM
questions have been PMed. please send me answers if you want your party to do well.

Kirobaito
02-12-2004, 01:41 AM
So how did everyone do on their answers?

Of course, don't post the answers...but I hope I wouldn't have to say that. :)

TheAbominatrix
02-12-2004, 02:40 AM
Y'arr, I did wonderfully. Y'arr.

Peegee
02-12-2004, 02:59 AM
Which one of you scurvy loving dogs has not responded! I have half a mind to slaughter you all in the name of porn!

Leeza
02-12-2004, 03:25 AM
*raises hand*

Kirobaito
02-12-2004, 04:20 AM
Bah, Leeza, hurry up and give yer answer. Yuve only 3 hours left. It's not that hard to do, really. I got my question at 8 AM, thought about it all day, and developed what I was to say, and gave it that afternoon. What could possibly take that long? *sorry if I seem a little offensive*

Peegee
02-12-2004, 05:46 AM
I be slaughtering you all win or lose :aimmad:

Flying Mullet
02-17-2004, 11:06 PM
Y'arr, our thread be moved down to page 2. We best not let our fair maiden be sent down to Davey' Jones' locker! To the cannons mateys! I smell battle a brewin' and we're taking no prisoners! These elections shall be ours yet!

Kirobaito
02-20-2004, 04:53 AM
Well, in response to what seems to be the other parties' notions, 'tis a sad day when our fair crew be drowned.

Translation:
It'll suck that we can't be pirates anymore.

Only a day left. D'arr. I would cry, but my body has lost its ability to make salt.

escobert
02-20-2004, 05:52 AM
IU be tooooo drunk RRR be drinkin since last night :) now its almost 2 days of nonm stop drinkin ...I cant take much more.

TheAbominatrix
02-20-2004, 05:58 AM
Y'arr, who be carin? Should we lose, we'll slaugter every mother's son among them, and ye all still me me kin. I'll be a pirate till I die, says I.

Election Booth
02-20-2004, 06:01 AM
HOOTERS hasn't even voted yet.

CloudDragon
02-21-2004, 08:30 AM
And they still manage to win.