Election: Announcing the official parties!

[Election Booth]

The moment you've all been waiting for, the announcements of the official candidates. We had such a good response with parties that we have SIX (6) official parties running with a full slate of candidates. They are:

Bored Atheists of the World
http://mysite.freeserve.com/baotw/baotw.jpg

Mik's Sex-Slave Party
http://www.angelfire.com/anime5/angelsofdarkness/Siggys/mikbanner.gif

Conservatie Party
http://bleys.vespernet.org/conservative1.gif

The Pirate Party
http://www.geocities.com/purplemonkeedishwasha/piratepartysig.txt

The Newbie Party
<img src="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=712511">

Mystery Party
:choc:




And the candidates are:

General Board Leadership
<ul><li>Psychotic (BAotW)
<li>Mikztsu (Sex-Slave)
<li>Citizen Bleys (Conserv)
<li>HOOTERS (Pirate)
<li>Loony BoB (Newbie)
<li>Agent 1 (Mystery)
</ul>
General Chat, Eyes on Each Other, World Events:
<ul><li>Pure Strife (BAotW)
<li>stuffing (Sex-Slave)
<li>Mr Graves (Conserv)
<li>Pureghetto (Pirate)
<li>fire_of_avalon (Newbie)
<li>Agent 2 (Mystery)
</ul>
The Lounge, General Gaming, and Arts and Writing
<ul><li>RikkuYuna89 (BAotW)
<li>Giggles (Sex-Slave)
<li>Wyllius (Conserv)
<li>King Bahamut (Pirate)
<li>Axamenta (Newbie)
<li>Agent 3 (Mystery)
</ul>
Site Staff, Help, and Feedback
<ul><li>Xander (BAotW)
<li>eternalshiva (Sex-Slave)
<li>Raistlin (Conserv)
<li>Leeza (Pirate)
<li>Baloki (Newbie)
<li>Agent 4 (Mystery)
</ul>
Final Fantasy 1-4, Final Fantasy 5, and Final Fantasy 6
<ul><li>Sadia (BAotW)
<li>MecaKane (Sex-Slave)
<li>Daryl (Conserv)
<li>Flying Mullet (Pirate)
<li>Rainecloud (Newbie)
<li>Agent 5 (Mystery)
</ul>
Final Fantasy 7, Final Fantasy 8, and Final Fantasy 9
<ul><li>fallen_angel_666 (BAotW)
<li>CloudDragon (Sex-Slave)
<li>DocFrance (Conserv)
<li>Jenova Rebirth (Pirate)
<li>Enoki (Newbie)
<li> Agent 6 (Mystery)
</ul>
Final Fantasy 10, Final Fantasy 10-2, and Final Fantasy 11
<ul><li>Auron_Kotetsu (BAotW)
<li>Misfit (Sex-Slave)
<li>La Femme Merekia (Conserv)
<li>Maxico (Pirate)
<li>Star (Newbie)
<li>Agent 7 (Mystery)
</ul>
Final Fantasy 12, Final Fantasy Tactics, and Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
<ul><li>Joel (BAotW)
<li>NAILBAT (Sex-Slave)
<li>nonmae (Conserv)
<li>Blanco Meow (Pirate)
<li>Ariel (Newbie)
<li>Agent 8 (Mystery)
</ul>
Genral Final Fantasy, Video Game Music/TSW, and General Archive
<ul><li>Breine (BAotW)
<li>Kami (Sex-Slave)
<li>Doomgaze (Conserv)
<li>The Abominatrix (Pirate)
<li>Ranti84 (Newbie)
<li>Agent 9 (Mystery)
</ul>
Chrono Trigger and Cross, Kingdom Hearts, and General Square Enix
<ul><li>Ansem (BAotW)
<li>Spike369 (Sex-Slave)
<li>Sakura Yume (Conserv)
<li>Skogs (Pirate)
<li>Juggla (Newbie)
<li>Agent 10 (Mystery)
</ul>

There are your candidate panels. Soon I will be sending one question to each candidate via PM which they will answer by responding to my PM. I will post the answers in this thread to help you choose your candidates. Voting is not yet open. I will announce when you may begin voting and when voting will end!

[Del Murder]

I don't know which banner is better, Mystery's choco or Newbie's hyperlink.

[eestlinc]

well the newbies had to make their banner come from a forum attachment so if they want ti to appear BoB can go in and fix it.

[Peegee]

tell election guy to just enclose the link in a img tag

[eestlinc]

um yea he did that smart guy

[Peegee]

<img src="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=712511" alt="no he didn't because I just did" />

[Loony BoB]

BB Code doesn't recognise images that don't end in an image file extension such as .jpg or .gif, so you have to use HTML. :) Fixed.

[Mikztsu]

It was so silent in the beginning, but in my heart I always knew I'd have my slaves.

[Loony BoB]

Uh oh. Mystery Party. We're all screwed. :(

[Peegee]

It's pretty obvious who the mystery party is

[Loony BoB]

We're all screwed. :(

[Agent Proto]

Hahahahhahaha, My plan is almost complete!

[Maxico]

Well now what happens?

[Psychotic]

The mystery party is something to do with the Brett Favre Party. Seriously, it's all those guys. So let's all go harass El Mariachi for being part of a secret conspiractical coup!

[Baloki]

Sorry about this EB but could our images address be changed to:

http://81.86.113.253/baloki/newbieparty/images/newbiebanner.jpg

I've only just got access to my hosting back, sorry :rabite:


Also waha, we got in *Does a little dance*

[Peegee]

Psychotic = teh right

[RSL]

What happened to the Brett Favre party?

[escobert]

They died.

[Del Murder]

Brett Favre's no mystery, any old defense can figure him out.

[Election Booth]

Every party that applied was included, except the Banned Party, who did not properly complete the application.

[Catskills_Felix]

Originally posted by Del Murder
Brett Favre's no mystery, any old defense can figure him out.

Heh

[Linus]

That Agent 7 fellow is a real stud.

[Del Murder]

Originally posted by Election Booth
Every party that applied was included, except the Banned Party, who did not properly complete the application.
That's what I get for counting on Sugpo.

[Strider]

Hold on. . . what?

[eestlinc]

It's a secret to everybody.

It's obvious the mystery party is the same people who vote RSL for every ciddy.

[Strider]

That's just one person, though. It leaves nine unexplained entities.

[Baloki]

Originally posted by El Mariachi
That's just one person, though. It leaves nine unexplained entities.

Unless its the same person running for all the boards and its all going to be fixed....

Even if it is, I'm gonna enjoy it!!

[Psychotic]

Originally posted by Election Booth
Every party that applied was included, except the Banned Party, who did not properly complete the application.

They didn't have Faris_the_guy as one of theirs, did they? Because he's ours! OURS I SAY! Hell, he was the one that requested our banner be made in the sig thread, as proven here http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=583189#post583189

So there. AND ALL LYNCH MOB EL MARIACHI!

[Lord Xehanort]

HA! EB listed us first! We r teh roxors! *notices the conservitive party pulling out sniper rifles* CRAP! *vanishes*

[Del Murder]

Hm, maybe the mystery party is filled with our beloved alter egos, like EoFF Sniper and repo man.

[Denmark]

Mystery Party != fair. :(

[Peegee]

THE SEKRAT PARTIE IS TEH GOATSECS!

[Lord Xehanort]

Even you wouldn't secsor a goat!

[Peegee]

yeah I wouldn't touch spatty poo poo sexually ever.

[Citizen Bleys]

Originally posted by Moo Moo the Ner Cow
THE SEKRAT PARTIE IS TEH GOATSECS!

They wouldn't make Goatsecs without me.

...would they?

[Del Murder]

I wouldn't put anything past that Lesbian Seagull.

[Peegee]

Bleyz, you started your own party. They disowned you :)

[CloudDragon]

I wonder if Bruckner is somehow involved.

[The Man]

Originally posted by Del Murder
Hm, maybe the mystery party is filled with our beloved alter egos, like EoFF Sniper and repo man. I hope so.

Other ;_;

[Linus]

Penguins Attack!

[Del Murder]

He's already in a party.

[eestlinc]

All parties include Bruckner somehow.

[escobert]

I miss picking on the brunckner party. and seeing the goatsecs sigs

[eestlinc]

I hope you all know the election is rigged so Bruckner will be declared emperor of EoFF. He's going to assassinate Cid using his magical chakra soft fist.

[escobert]

bruchner is soooo last year though.

[The Man]

Bruckner is soooo THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF EOFF. Hardly something that I'd relegate to "last year."

[eestlinc]

exactly. The Bruckner movement began in October of 2001 during the annual Brucktoberfest celebration, so there was a history of EoFF Pre-Bruckner, which some might even refer to as the glory days, but fortunately we have all been blessed by His presence for two and a half years.

*hails Bruckner*

Now let's keep the topic to the elections. Maybe you should analyse the matchups for each position. Soon we'll get to hear the candidates' views on the issues as well.

[Leeza]

*hails Bruckner*

Can't wait for my questions. :)

[CloudDragon]

Ah, Bruckner history. Bruckner had/has/will prevail.

[Del Murder]

The 'Agent' name makes me think Proto is somehow involved in this mysterty party. Maybe it is Favre. That would be uneventful though.

[Yamaneko]

The more the Mystery Party is talked about, the less of a mystery it is.

[eestlinc]

Then just shut up about it. and discuss the forum matchups!

[Yamaneko]

Feedback is a key "swing" forum and is a very important region to win.

[Del Murder]

I like the underdog Sadia in the FF 1-4, 5, and 6 category. Those games are quite fun to play when you're bored. I wouldn't be surprised if Hoot runs away with it all again, though. He's has strong board awareness and a lovable flamboyant attitude. Taking down veterans Loony BoB, Miktzsu and Citizen Bleys would be quite a task, however.

[eestlinc]

I find the 12 and tactics forum provide a compelling matchup between Joel and NAILBAT. Plus, you have sleeper powerhouses like Blanco Meow and Ariel. That noname guy is, appropriately, the least known quantity, and that's including the mystery candidate.

[Loony BoB]

Right now, I wouldn't be surprised at anyone winning this thing (overall). Psychotic is easily just as much a powerhouse as Mik, Bleys, HOOTERS and I. And we all love Mystery Contestants. ;)

On a sidenote, I think HOOTERS shouldn't be allowed to compete until he finished the Backstabbers competition. Tsk tsk tsk.

[White Raven]

I guess the Brett Favre party didn't make it...oh well I suppose I'll try another party next year.

In the meantime I'll try my best at voting the best contenders for each category.

Good luck to all!

[Psychotic]

Originally posted by Loony BoB
Psychotic is easily just as much a powerhouse as Mik, Bleys, HOOTERS and I.

I'm a powerhouse, and it's true, because BoB says so!

*taunts people*

[Flying Mullet]

Y'arr!!
*taunt* *poke* *taunt*

[Baloki]

We all know that I actually own the mystrey party as well as work in the Newbie party, its a win, win situation, for you see, I am the mayor of Alberquirki.

And if that isn't a suprise then there is no pleasing you people!

[Enoki]

so how about that thar Enoki in 7,8,and 9? mmmhmmmm......oh who am i kidding:(

[Evelia]

Originally posted by eestlinc
sleeper powerhouses
Ooh, I like that term.

[CloudDragon]

Those are the ones that'll hurt, because you're caught by a blind side, and lose.

[eestlinc]

questions will be going out once i get home from work in a few hours.

[Peegee]

Then I guess I'll answer them tommorow after school -_-

[eestlinc]

each candidate gets one question, so be sure to check your PM box.

[Enoki]

do we have a time limit on how long it takes us to answer? because i got school and work tommorow and wont be on until tommorow night.

[eestlinc]

you get a couple days, yea

[Election Booth]

all questions have been PMed. PLEASE ANSER THEM IN A PM TO ELECTION BOOTH. PLEASE DO NOT POST YOUR ANSWERS IN THIS THREAD OR ANY OTHER THREAD.

If you are a candidate for election and you didnt receive a PM from me with a question, or if you have any inquiries about your question, PM me or post in here. Please do not announce the questions in here though. Thanks and answer away.

[Ranti]

*answered and pmed back* ^_^

[The Man]

these questions don't make any sense ;_;

I'll tell [my answer to the question] when I get home. I'm pretty sure I still have the thread saved on my hard drive, and I'll be able to give a wittier answer once I've reread it.

[b]EDIT: Read two posts above you you silly goose. -Murder

[edczxcvbnm]

GOOOOOOOOO BANNED PARTY!

[Flying Mullet]

Oh man my answers rocked! :rock:

I am so like totally stoked for this election because like last year this one girl that had like this hideous mole on her chin almost won and I was all like, "Oh my god people, how can you vote for a girl that doesn't even use a daily moisturizer!" [/wierd rant] *shrugs*

[Del Murder]

Originally posted by Election Booth
Please do not announce the questions in here though.

[Election Booth]

yea, feel free to edit posts of people who reveal the questions before they are revealed with answers.

[The Man]

I didn't post any answers in the thread anyway; I posted one of the questions I got but didn't post the answer to it :p

[Flying Mullet]

Originally posted by The Man
I didn't post any answers in the thread anyway; I posted one of the questions I got but didn't post the answer to it :p

Originally posted by Election Booth
Please do not announce the questions in here though.

[The Man]

bah, that was placed right where it wasn't obvious; would have made much more sense to put it with all that other bold stuff. no wonder I skipped over it ;)

[Baloki]

Hey wait a min, I've been pitted up against Xander & eternalshiva, I can't win this, their so much better then me at sigs, html, helping people, english, spelling, lack of typos, pictures, being actual site staff, and the list goes on....

Oh well, maybe someone will take pitty on me... :cry:

[Psychotic]

Wait, does this mean The Man is an agenty mystery thing?

But meh, I did OK on those I guess. But I'm a hardened veteran and things like that, seeing as I BEAT BoB AT MR. EOFF WHICH I WILL NEVER LET ANYONE FORGET ABOUT!!11!!!1!

Oh, and I now bring you news about the shocking BAoTW-Mystery Party alliance.

It isn't real.....*hails bruckner/goatsecs/RSL/the man/El Mariachi/a dog/Sugpo/Faris_the_guy/Nait/Pr00t and the Walrus* OR IS IT? ....;)

[Election Booth]

how many members of each party that have sent me their answers:

BAotW: 8 members
Newbie: 5 members
Mystery: 4 member
Pirate: 4 members
Conservative: 3 members
Sex-Slave: 0 members

[Strider]

The Sex-Slave Party is probably too busy being. . . well, sex slaves. That could hurt their standing.

[eestlinc]

got another one from the mystery folks.

[Flying Mullet]

Y'arr, the sex-slaves can't be sending their answers from Davey Jones' Locker! Har har har!

[Baloki]

I will get onto beating the living daylights out of my party until they answer their PMs!

[Kirobaito]

Heh heh, I love my answer. I've spent the past six hours in school coming up with stuff.

[Peegee]

D'argh, if you pansies be not answerin I be sending you to davey jones' locker *slice slash*

[Election Booth]

update on answers I have received by party.

BAotW: 9 members
Mystery: 8 members
Newbie: 6 members
Conservative: 6 members
Pirate: 5 members
Sex-Slave: 1 member

also, update on answers received by position.

leader: 3 members
Gen-WE: 5 members
Lou-AW: 5 members
SS-Feed: 3 members
FF1-6: 3 members
FF7-9: 5 members
FF10-11: 2 members
FF12-TA: 4 members
GF-GA: 2 members
CC-GSE: 3 members

keep sending them in, especially Sex-Slave candidates. When I start getting all six answers for some of these questions I can begin posting those questions.

[Auron_Kotetsu]

Hey, can we talk politics again like it's serious? Cos people got called sleeper powerhouses, and that's awesome. Makes me think of sleeping giants. And you don't wanna f' with a sleeping giant, man, let me tell ya. Bad times.

I wish I was a sleeper powerhouse. But I'm afraid I'm too much sleeper, not enough powerhouse.

[Election Booth]

your answer makes you a dark horse with real staying power.

[Loony BoB]

Sent mine in just now.

[Nait]

Haha, love the way the Consies have a big fat spelling-mistake in their logo. :D

[Loony BoB]

*snickers* Nice picking, Nait. ;D

[Nait]

Conservatives all are the same, yearning for days past. IT WAS A LIBERAL WHO INVENTED FIRE! Most probably.

[Auron_Kotetsu]

Ohhhhhhh! (devilish laugh!)
Did you hear that guys! Did you hear that! Called me a "dark horse"! Oh man, I don't know what the devil that means, but Dark Horse is the second best comic company out there; at least it was back when I still bought comics (before they got all computer-drawn and digitally-colored.) The best, of course, is Marvel in its heyday. But I won't get into that.

Lekshun-me-booth, you've just made my day. Or at least my morning. Or at least my trip to the bathroom. You've made that. *beams*

[Citizen Bleys]

Originally posted by Nait
Haha, love the way the Consies have a big fat spelling-mistake in their logo. :D

There are no spelling errors in my logo.

[Auron_Kotetsu]

Yeah, I have to agree with Bleys; while I'm completely anti-conservative, his spelling's impeccable. Now, if you wanna talk grammar, the question could be asked: why is "everybody" capitalized? But that's just being silly.

[Peegee]

"Everybody" is a proper noun because we're all dumb :)

[The Man]

yea i've sent <s>auron</s> my answers in np!

[Mikztsu]

Oh God, I've totally forgotten to answer in questions and I really must sleep now. I'll fill them up when I wake up, if it's not too late by then. =\

EDIT: Done, done and done. Lacked creativity very much as I had to do this in my blurry-sleepy-hurry, but meh.:)

[Citizen Bleys]

Originally posted by Auron_Kotetsu
Yeah, I have to agree with Bleys; while I'm completely anti-conservative, his spelling's impeccable. Now, if you wanna talk grammar, the question could be asked: why is "everybody" capitalized? But that's just being silly.

Because both all-caps and italics looked dumb in that font and I wanted emphasis :(

[Peegee]

Because everybody else is dumb

I showed you. Grammar Gestapo my :D :D :D

[Erdrick Holmes]

I dont understand the point of the questions but I sent in mine.

[CloudDragon]

When are the answers due? I'll send mine in now.

[Auron_Kotetsu]

Guys, guys, hey, no need to worry. I'm here now, and I'm a dark horse with real staying power, so I think I can handle this.

Yeah that's what I thought. What's up now? *punks you all*

[CloudDragon]

EB, I have a question though I may see you online later and ask you anyway. When you reveal the questions, will you reveal the names and the questions? I think it'd be nice to leave out the names, so this doesn't turn to a popularity thing, though that is part of the elections maybe. Just a suggestion, leave out the names, but put what party that person's answer was from. Yu probably already have this figured out, but I though it might be interesting to do it this way. Like the Mr/Mrs EoFF Competition sort of, and if people wanted to know, they could refer earlier to the party name and see who it was, but people are too lazy to do that. Just a random suggestion/thought.

[Nait]

A Capital In The Middle Of A Sentence Is A Spelling Mistake. Grammar is something else. :D

[Election Booth]

I'm starting to post answers now for the questions that have been answered by all parties. I'm going to put the name by them, but I'm sure people will consider the answer as well as the name.

[Sakura Yume]

<font color=#AFEEEE>I'm a candidate. Oh golly. Er... *runs back to thread*

[Election Booth]

answer your PM xD

[Election Booth]

The following people have yet to send me answers to their questions. They risk me making up answers for them:

stuffing
Raistlin
Rainecloud
Misfit
Maxico
NAILBAT
Blanco Meow
Kami
Doomgaze
Spike369
Juggla
HOOTERS

[Baloki]

Originally posted by Election Boothie the great vote recycle bin
Rainecloud

ahhhhhhhh, Rainecloud hasn't replyed, noooooo, we were so close, oh well if they don't reply please make their answer about monkeys to keep our theme :choc:

[Flying Mullet]

Originally posted by Election Booth
HOOTERS
<img src="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/images/smilies/aimmad.gif" height="60" width="60"/><font size="6" color="#FF0000"></b>HOOTERS!</font><img src="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/images/smilies/aimmad.gif" height="60" width="60"/>
Don't make me get out the whiffle ball bat! :mad:

[Psychotic]

It makes me so proud that none of those people are BAoTWers :)

[eestlinc]

Only BAotW and Mystery party have 100% participation so far.

[The Man]

judging from the responses so far it looks like mystery is going to sweep

no one else looks half as good, to me

[Agent Proto]

Mystery Party looks good. Good job fellow agents!

[Shoeberto]

<font color="#009999">
So you ADMIT you're involved with all that mystery hooplah?

[Del Murder]

Good call.

[The Man]

Originally posted by Hsu
<font color="#009999">
So you ADMIT you're involved with all that mystery hooplah? </font>even if he weren't, he'd still be an agent. namely, agent proto.

not quite as bad-asno as agent smith (http://foolsgold.kicks-&#97;ss.net/forum/images/smilies/agentsmith.gif), but no slouch either ;)

[Kirobaito]

Did anyone else bother to notice that the agents aren't even members of this forum to begin with? Or, their names are not on the user list.

[MecaKane]

If they were it wouldn't be a ing mystery, now would it?

[The Man]

"agent 3" etc obviously aren't the agents' real names.

i'm smith.

[Linus]

I'm starting to think the Mystery Team involves #eoff.

But then again, I hate being wrong, so I won't say anything.

[The Man]

definitely not #eoff related. np

[Election Booth]

The mystery party is too good to actually make a thread to recruit members.

people left to answer:

stuffing
Raistlin
Rainecloud
NAILBAT
Blanco Meow
Kami
Doomgaze
Spike369
Juggla