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Squires
02-14-2004, 07:27 PM
We can each find Valentines on EoFF!

So, who'll be my Valentine? Anyone?

black orb
02-14-2004, 07:31 PM
>>> Valentine`s day is lame and stupid...

Squires
02-14-2004, 07:32 PM
I guess that means you're not going to be my Valentine, then.

Linus
02-14-2004, 07:45 PM
Spiff, will you be my Valentine? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?

Zell's Fists of Fury
02-14-2004, 07:45 PM
What is this Valentine's day? It's Arizona Statehood Day, retards.

EDIT: no.

Linus
02-14-2004, 07:46 PM
WTF?

What do you mean, "no"?

I'LL KILL YOU.

Zell's Fists of Fury
02-14-2004, 07:47 PM
BRING IT, MARSHMELLOW

Linus
02-14-2004, 07:48 PM
**Flies through the air, Superman-style, and ATTACKS!!!**

Zell's Fists of Fury
02-14-2004, 07:48 PM
haha you fly like a little fairy.
*shank*

Linus
02-14-2004, 07:49 PM
**Bleeds on you!!!**

My blood is acid, so you are melting! HA!

Zell's Fists of Fury
02-14-2004, 07:50 PM
I am made of anti-acid stuff so your acid blood does nothing. Here have an ATOMIC TOASTER.

*throws an atomic toaster*

ps. I'm made of anti-atomic toaster stuff too.

Linus
02-14-2004, 07:51 PM
What the crap, you can't be anti-acid stuff AND anti-atomic toaster stuff.

Pick one and stay with it, you rule-breaker!

**Swallows the atomic toaster and goes back in time and spits out the toaster at your dad before you were born and he blows up so you never get born, then goes back to the present.**

TAKE THAT.

Zell's Fists of Fury
02-14-2004, 07:53 PM
what the eff
I was created in a bio-chemist lab in a tube. That's why I have anti-acid and anti-atomic stuff. DUH.

SO I have no dad. Nice try, puffnstuff.

*gives you herpes*

Linus
02-14-2004, 07:55 PM
That's what you think! I already HAD herpes, so by giving me herpes you actually gave me LASER VISION.

**Heats up your face with his laser vision so that you feel slightly uncomfortable!!!**

Zell's Fists of Fury
02-14-2004, 07:57 PM
AHAHAHA! By warming my face you have activated my SUPER MACHINE GUN MODE where machine guns pop out of my arms and back and riddle all surrounding persons with red hot firey bullets coated with anthrax.
ABAHBAHBAHBAHAB

*riddles you with red hot firey bullets coated in anthrax*
The anthrax is special anti-fire anthrax.

Linus
02-14-2004, 08:01 PM
Wow, what a coincidence, I just happened to have this Book of Mormon in my shirt pocket, which you well know STOPS ALL RED HOT FIREY BULLETS COATED WITH ANTHRAX FROM HARMING ME.

That's right, Paco, you are sure to be defeated now with my... hamster of... Jello.

That's right. Jello. He cannot be harmed because he is made of Jello. Also, he humps peoples' legs!

Attack, Jello Hamster!

Zell's Fists of Fury
02-14-2004, 08:04 PM
I LOVE Jello! *eats*

*attacks your Book of Mormon with logic, causing it to implode*

TAKE CHARGE FIREY ANTHRAX BULLETS
*ratatatatatattattattattattattattattattattatta*

Linus
02-14-2004, 08:05 PM
Wow. You've though of everything.

EXCEPT THIS!

**Pulls out some change and pocket lint.**

Hmm. Wrong pocket.

**Pulls out the shield of Joel, made entirely out of stupid crap.**

THIS WILL DEFEND ME FROM YOUR EVIL!

SomethingBig
02-14-2004, 08:06 PM
I would like a Valentine, plz.

*Puts head inside a giant box of chocolates.* Who's the lucky guy/girl?

Zell's Fists of Fury
02-14-2004, 08:10 PM
aHA. *throws religion and healthy food at the Shield of Joel causing it to freak out and drive it'sself off a cliff*

I'm so cool.
*throws SomethingBig at you*

Linus
02-14-2004, 08:11 PM
**Blocks it with SomethingBigger.**

If you won't be my Valentine, WHO WILL? KANE? EWW!

Zell's Fists of Fury
02-14-2004, 08:15 PM
how about yer MOM

Linus
02-14-2004, 08:17 PM
Nah, she's already got a Valentine. My DAD.

So anyway, are we still battling, or no?

I want Epyon's sister for my Valentine. Unf.

Squires
02-14-2004, 08:29 PM
Ok, that was odd.

Erdrick Holmes
02-14-2004, 08:29 PM
Oh noe, healthy food and bibles *dies*

Im not a valanties type of guy because it's a dumb halmark holiday, like Christmas, July 4th, or Sunday.

Lindy
02-14-2004, 08:31 PM
Let's do an EoFF <s>Valentine's</s> mass ritual suicide Thing.

Squires
02-14-2004, 08:34 PM
Wow, I didn't realize everyone here was so... insane.

Giggles
02-14-2004, 08:52 PM
I would say I wanted a Valentine if my brother wouldn't kill me. Or, if I didn't sound desperate. So, I'll just pretend I don't care.

Good idea, though :)

Del Murder
02-14-2004, 09:15 PM
You boys behave now.

I want Election Booth to be my valentine. :love:

The Man
02-14-2004, 09:20 PM
Originally posted by Squires
Ok, that was <s>odd</s> hilarious.

And I've already got a Valentine, sorry ladies :p

Yamaneko
02-14-2004, 09:23 PM
I'm sure they're grateful.

SomethingBig
02-14-2004, 09:27 PM
Woah, woah, woah, who's throwing me at SomethingBigger?

Xander
02-14-2004, 09:36 PM
*gives a Valentines snuggle to grumpy Lindz* Just kidding <3

stuffing
02-14-2004, 10:41 PM
Originally posted by Squires
Wow, I didn't realize everyone here was so... insane.

thats what happens to you after eight months of being here. :mog:

Peegee
02-14-2004, 11:39 PM
I'm too hot for any of you little girls anyway

zacks_clone
02-14-2004, 11:44 PM
i came on here to find something to do...and i think now i shall run away screaming...

but i must agree with some of you, this day is a...stupid one?

course, im alone, i have no love life,i live under a rock and...an bored,so i suppose I cant really say if its a good or bad holiday.

Wind Shear
02-15-2004, 12:58 AM
course, im alone, i have no love life,i live under a rock and...an bored,so i suppose I cant really say if its a good or bad holiday.

You are not alone zacks_clone. I don't have a love life either. But there is one thing for sure: There is a special day for a particular people.

Denmark
02-15-2004, 03:07 AM
I r singl

PeTeRL90
02-15-2004, 03:22 AM
Eh, I get both pissy and lonely on Valentine's Day.

So I try to steer clear of human contact all day.

Tokki Wartooth
02-15-2004, 03:38 AM
The next person who posts in this thread is my valentine.

Yamaneko
02-15-2004, 03:43 AM
Hi.

Proxy
02-15-2004, 03:47 AM
I now agree with the rest of you maggots. V-Day is for suckers.
god dammed, crap ass...
*slits cupids throat*

Spatvark
02-15-2004, 04:19 AM
Originally posted by Wind Shear
You are not alone zacks_clone. I don't have a love life either. But there is one thing for sure: There is a special day for a particular people.

There's an international masturbation day?

Shoeberto
02-15-2004, 04:22 AM
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That's everyday for me.

CloudDragon
02-15-2004, 04:43 AM
Originally posted by stuffing
thats what happens to you after eight months of being here. :mog:

What do you think happens when you're here for 2 years and beyond?

...

I wonder if repo man is free for these last 15 minutes of Valentine's Day.

Baloki
02-15-2004, 12:51 PM
What happens if your a clone of the orginal maker person, just imagine the madness, no, the insanity, the INSANITY!!!!

hummmmm, its now sunday, yet all the TV channels are still treating it like valantines day, spooky...

Peegee
02-15-2004, 12:53 PM
My ex gave us (roommates) valentines. I was trying to watch Ghost, which I hadn't done for years. I was excited. Then a bunch of sorority girls came downstairs for a meeting or something, so I left upstairs. Ex comes along later and complains about me not watching said movie downstairs (which was playing downstairs). Meh. She then goes to change the channel...

So I ripped up her valentine. Hah. Then she comes barging into my room and finds out xD

*victory dance*

Wind Shear
02-15-2004, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by Spatvark
There's an international masturbation day?

*rotfl* And when was that?

Peegee
02-15-2004, 11:37 PM
I'm not sure myself, but I remember hearing about it. LOL indeed

Citizen Bleys
02-16-2004, 12:55 AM
Originally posted by Lindz
Let's do an EoFF <s>Valentine's</s> mass ritual suicide Thing.

You are the wind beneath my wings.

Proxy
02-16-2004, 01:13 AM
Originally posted by Wind Shear
*rotfl* And when was that?


i don;t think its a "day" i think its more of a month
and i think its either march or may, national masterbation month

escobert
02-16-2004, 02:10 AM
I WANT A VALINTINE!

Lindy
02-16-2004, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by Citizen Bleys
You are the wind beneath my wings.

Are we talking Seppuku or Hari Kari here though?

I know you have a penchant for seppuku, but Hari Kari has much more drama to it, especially in massive groups.

Auron_Kotetsu
02-16-2004, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by Surfacing
i don;t think its a "day" i think its more of a month
and i think its either march or may, national masterbation month

You're both wrong! It's a masturbation DECADE, and it started in 2010! That's right, you can give yourself your jollies guilt-free for 10 years! If you weren't aware, you'd best get cracking; you've got 4 years worth of autoeroticism to make up for!:p


Originally posted by Bert
I WANT A VALINTINE!

I will be your valentine... in a strictly non-jail movie kinda way. ;)

Citizen Bleys
02-16-2004, 11:49 PM
Originally posted by Lindz
Are we talking Seppuku or Hari Kari here though?

I know you have a penchant for seppuku, but Hari Kari has much more drama to it, especially in massive groups.

Seppuku is more elegant!

Flying Mullet
02-17-2004, 02:37 PM
Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff
*attacks your Book of Mormon with logic, causing it to implode*
BEST...LINE...EVER! :thumb:

Citizen Bleys
09-28-2012, 08:35 PM
New topic: What's so bad about thread necromancy? If there's an old thread about something you actually want to talk about, I actually think it's a good idea to revive it, thus preserving that which has already been said, and the previous conversation might actually provoke further thought in line with the topic, particularly from someone who wasn't around when the original thread was posted.

I briefly considered reviving the oldest non-closed thread in General Chat and staying on the original topic to make this point, but c'mon, a valentine's event in late September?. Besides, the only thing I could think of to say would be "let's actually do this, who wants to be my valentine" and I was all set to do it when I remembered that BoB exists.

Subtopic: How awesome am I for reviving the oldest available thread when it hasn't been done before, and how lame would it be for other people to rip this idea off without preserving the original topic?

EDIT: Also, first staffer to see this kindly move it to feedback, since the whole point is to challenge a badly outdated and plainly wrong policy. Also has the added benefit of making one of you do work. I haven't annoyed any of you in far too long a time.

drotato
09-28-2012, 08:40 PM
I say it's a good idea. :colbert:

Citizen Bleys
09-28-2012, 08:42 PM
What's a good idea, the obviously wrong and arbitrary policy, or abolishing it entirely as God intended?

EDIT: Melenkurion abatha! You don't mean the freaking OP, do you? There is no god

drotato
09-28-2012, 08:49 PM
What's a good idea, the obviously wrong and arbitrary policy, or abolishing it entirely as God intended?

EDIT: Melenkurion abatha! You don't mean the freaking OP, do you? There is no god
The um... The part about reviving old threads that are the exact same as all these other threads people keep making. xD

Psychotic
09-28-2012, 08:52 PM
You'll be tragically disappointed to know that this thread was revived earlier this year by Demon Dude of all people, using a delightful second account called Shlup_has_burger_nips. Does that make you second best to him and Shlup's burger nips? I like to think it does, but I'm open to alternatives.

Jinx
09-28-2012, 09:06 PM
Yeah, but what is this thread even about?

Therein lies one of the problems of bumping an old thread.

Night Fury
09-28-2012, 09:07 PM
I will be your September Valentine.

drotato
09-28-2012, 09:10 PM
Sam, be my valentine...

Tigmafuzz
09-28-2012, 09:12 PM
I don't see a problem with reviving a thread if it's only a few months old, but one that's eight and a half years old is going a little far. There isn't much of a reason to revive a topic such as this one. A new thread for a topic like this seems more... efficient.

Citizen Bleys
09-28-2012, 10:35 PM
You'll be tragically disappointed to know that this thread was revived earlier this year by Demon Dude of all people, using a delightful second account called Shlup_has_burger_nips. Does that make you second best to him and Shlup's burger nips? I like to think it does, but I'm open to alternatives.

Nice try, but that would have bumped the thread.

Also, I can't help but notice that this thread isn't in Feedback. Lazy.

Slothy
09-28-2012, 10:43 PM
Nice try, but that would have bumped the thread.

Don't know what happens when his post got deleted, but he did post in April and Shlup smote him mightily.


Also, I can't help but notice that this thread isn't in Feedback. Lazy.

Create less boring controversy and we'll talk.

Citizen Bleys
09-28-2012, 11:08 PM
Controversy? This isn't meant to be controversial. It's meant to point out that everyone's been acting dumb for years

Slothy
09-28-2012, 11:23 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7a8dzRLPd1qdwpdho3_500.gif

Citizen Bleys
09-28-2012, 11:38 PM
Also bored

afk heckling someone who returns fire.

Christmas
09-29-2012, 01:15 AM
Can I have a valentine!? Can I!? Can I!? We will kill evil sorceress together with a crazy hotdog eating sidekick!! :bigsmile:

drotato
09-29-2012, 01:18 AM
Can I have a valentine!? Can I!? Can I!? We will kill evil sorceress together with a crazy hotdog eating sidekick!! :bigsmile:
Christmas... Since Sam won't be my valentine, will you be my valentine? ; ~;

Clo
09-29-2012, 01:20 AM
Ya all silly.

Jinx
09-29-2012, 01:22 AM
I'll be your Valentine. :(

Christmas
09-29-2012, 01:27 AM
I think we have a first match up!! Nikki and tifa's boobs!!! Congrats!!!! Who will be the second couple that will move on to challenge them? Stay till folks!!! :bigsmile:

Meanwhile, let's congrats the couple! :bigsmile:

drotato
09-29-2012, 01:28 AM
I'll be your Valentine. :(
I never thought you'd say yes... This is the happiest day of my life. ; ~;

Agent Proto
09-29-2012, 01:30 AM
What the smurf is going on
http://i.imgur.com/WqqEe.jpg

Christmas
09-29-2012, 01:32 AM
The second contestant is proto! Who wanna match up with proto to form
a couple and be Eoff next greatest valentine!? :bigsmile:

Jinx
09-29-2012, 01:42 AM
I'll be your Valentine. :(
I never thought you'd say yes... This is the happiest day of my life. ; ~;

Yeah, not when you got married on Wednesday, or the day you gave birth to your daughter. Not at all. :bigsmile:

drotato
09-29-2012, 01:48 AM
I'll be your Valentine. :(
I never thought you'd say yes... This is the happiest day of my life. ; ~;

Yeah, not when you got married on Wednesday, or the day you gave birth to your daughter. Not at all. :bigsmile:
NO, OF COURSE I PRIORITIZE THIS ABOVE ALL THOSE OTHER THINGS. :bigsmile:

Christmas
09-29-2012, 01:53 AM
37371

Current Contestants


Nikki X Tifa's Boobs

Currently available to be taken

Proto

So anyone wanna sign up and take the title of EoFF Greatest Valentine?

Form a couple or match up with Proto!

We can use more contestants!!

LET THE HATE LOVE SPREADS!!! IT IS IN THE AIR, OR IN SOME HOLE!!! LET IT HAPPEN!!! :bigsmile:

Agent Proto
09-29-2012, 01:59 AM
Why am I playing? I never agreed to this.

Christmas
09-29-2012, 02:01 AM
:mymelbert:

Jinx
09-29-2012, 02:04 AM
Why am I playing? I never agreed to this.

Neither do I

Agent Proto
09-29-2012, 02:06 AM
:riiight:

Okay, if you insist Christmas.

Christmas
09-29-2012, 02:06 AM
This has turned out more depressing than ever. :(

EDIT: GUESS IT ISN'T THAT BAD AFTER ALL!!! PROTO!! :kaoclove:

Jiro
09-29-2012, 02:34 AM
Subtopic: How awesome am I for reviving the oldest available thread when it hasn't been done before, and how lame would it be for other people to rip this idea off without preserving the original topic?


Wrong. I did this in January/February when I had my little meltdown. I necro'd the actual oldest available thread. I wonder if I can still find it.

EDIT: Oh upon further reading I see it was Shlup_has_burger_nips. I wonder if it was me or DD who actually bumped this thread?

EDIT2: Nope this one was definitely DD. I know I bumped the oldest thread at one point though.

Christmas
09-29-2012, 02:43 AM
The idea of this topic is awesome though. If only we can have one!! :bigsmile:

PS: I actually realized what this is all about only now. A 2004 thread? lol. :kaoclove:

drotato
09-29-2012, 02:54 AM
I'll agree to take part in your shenanigans, Christmas.... Just cause. :colbert:

Tigmafuzz
09-29-2012, 03:07 AM
I will be paired with Proto. :shifty:

Citizen Bleys
09-29-2012, 03:37 AM
I've created a monster

Christmas
09-29-2012, 03:38 AM
You revived a miracle, an opportunity, Mr Bleys. For that, I am grateful. Thank you. :)

So we have Nikki, Proto, and Tig. Anymore? :bigsmile:

EDIT: We might actually be able start something with this if we got more people though instead of turning this into serious debate thread! :bigsmile:

But it all depends, depends. :(

Agent Proto
09-29-2012, 03:56 AM
If only you haven't decided to turn this into an unplanned event that no one asked for. :mad2:

Christmas
09-29-2012, 04:18 AM
That is why it is suppose to be a miracle! :bigsmile:

Citizen Bleys
09-29-2012, 04:21 AM
I stood on the pinnacle of the Earth:
Mount Thunder,
its Lions in full flaming mane,
raised its crest no higher
than the horizons that my gaze commanded;
the Ranyhyn,
hooves unfettered since the Age began,
galloped gladly to my will;
iron-thewed Giants
from beyond the sun’s birth in the sea
came to me in ships as mighty as castles,
and cleft my castle from the
raw Earth rock
and gave it to me out of pure friendship
a handmark of allegiance and fealty
in the eternal stone of Time;
the Lords under my Watch labored
to find and make manifest
the true purpose of the Earth’s Creator,
barred from His creation by the very
power of that purpose—
power graven into the flesh and bone of the Land
by the immutable Law of its creation:
how could I stand so,
so much glory and dominion comprehended
by the outstretch of my arms—
stand thus,
eye to eye with the Despiser,
and not be dismayed?
Where is the Power that protects
beauty from the decay of life?
preserves truth pure of falsehood?
secures fealty from that slow stain of chaos
which corrupts? How are we so rendered small by Despite?
Why will the very rocks not erupt
for their own cleansing,
or crumble into dust for shame?
Creator!
When You desecrated this temple,
rid Yourself of this contempt by
inflicting it upon the Land,
did You intend that beauty and truth should pass utterly from the Earth?
Have You shaped my fate into the Law of life?
Am I effectless?
Must I preside over,
sanction,
acknowledge with the bitter face of treachery,
approve
the falling of the world?

Ah, Creator!
Timelord and Landsire!
Did You intend
that beauty and truth should pass utterly
from the Earth?

Rantz
09-29-2012, 12:39 PM
Will you feel better if I ask you to be my valentine, Bleys?

drotato
09-29-2012, 04:09 PM
Awwwwww.

Citizen Bleys
09-29-2012, 06:06 PM
Good gods no!

Jiro
09-30-2012, 11:43 AM
All the way through this thread all I can think of is "Agent Proto's Package won a Ciddie once"

Shiny
09-30-2012, 02:04 PM
Holy necromancer, Batman!