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Loony BoB
02-17-2004, 06:10 PM
<center><b>Ontario, Canada vs. Ontario, California</b></center>
<center><table border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=3><tr><td width=200 align="right">Chewbacca
Melted Snowman
Umi_Butterfly
Tokkiquil
Silverlocke
Emerald Aeris
Shoyku
Cute&Dangerous
mystic ice cube
SerGe</td>
<td width=100><b><center>vs</center></b></td>
<td width=200>Big Ogre Umaro
ButThePoncho
ShlupQuack
TheAbominatrix
Cid
Sean's Wife
Kuecari
Nino Brown
erik ramza
IGN64skanker
</td></tr></table></center>
<center><b>FIGHT!!!</b></center>

I don't give a crap if some of 'em aren't accurate. It's the fights that count.

Flying Mullet
02-17-2004, 06:13 PM
I'm sure that a lot of the arguments in this will dissolve into people trying to prove how much of an "oldie" they are by arguing that one side is better than the other because so-and-so from way back when is on the list, much like the Repo Man vs. Rocky Wrench election question did.

Yamaneko
02-17-2004, 06:16 PM
Doesn't Canada lose by default?

Shlup
02-17-2004, 06:18 PM
THIS IS WHY WE KNIGHTED YAMS. ALL YOU KNIGHT WANNABES MAKE A NOTE.

Loony BoB
02-17-2004, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by Flying Mullet
I'm sure that a lot of the arguments in this will dissolve into people trying to prove how much of an "oldie" they are by arguing that one side is better than the other because so-and-so from way back when is on the list, much like the Repo Man vs. Rocky Wrench election question did.
Pretty much all of those people are labled as "oldbies" by those who find comfort in confining human individuality to the implications of one word, or at least are grouped together with members that are assumed to be "better than the rest" because of their join date, so that wouldn't work too well. C'mon, Canada has more girls. And nowadays, that's a good thing.

escobert
02-17-2004, 06:20 PM
What about Windsor USA vs Windsor canada?

Loony BoB
02-17-2004, 06:23 PM
Please don't ask about other places that don't even have enough EoFF members to qualify for a keg of beer let alone a bar brawl. >=O

Shlup
02-17-2004, 06:23 PM
The next person to use the word "clique" gets a stab in the face.

Loony BoB
02-17-2004, 06:24 PM
I like typing words that end in 'ique' :( Edit my previous post as you see fit. Just keep it to the point.

Flying Mullet
02-17-2004, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by ShlupQuack
The next person to use the word "clique" gets a stab in the face.
Are these two different clicks?

escobert
02-17-2004, 06:25 PM
But me and PG could beat each other up :p wait Windsor USA doesnt even have enough people in it for a bar fight...or a keg of beer. Darn :(

Shlup
02-17-2004, 06:26 PM
Originally posted by Loony BoB
Edit my previous post as you see fit. Just keep it to the point. Oo, really? Okay, but just remember you gave me permission.

Flying Mullet
02-17-2004, 06:27 PM
So is this going to be a cage match?

escobert
02-17-2004, 06:27 PM
With steel chairs?

eestlinc
02-17-2004, 07:11 PM
I still say an entrie province would whip up on a sorry little suburb filled with lazy southern californians.

White Raven
02-17-2004, 07:31 PM
*cough*

I'm dissapointed that this being a battle with Ontario, that a lifetime resident of Ontario, Canada and experienced EoFFer as myself, isn't participating. But in any case I shall be cheering on Ontario. We have far better Hockey teams than those in California, our Beer is better, our Universities are better and we don't have a huge crack in our land.

Loony BoB
02-17-2004, 07:36 PM
There weren't enough people I could think of that lived in or close to Ontario, California. :(

White Raven
02-17-2004, 07:40 PM
Heh, that's alright, I'll cheer from the sidelines, like every other Canadian does during a war.

And I'm not 100% sure, but the two wars that Canada did have against the US, way back when, we kicked their arses.

Cid
02-17-2004, 07:41 PM
I have been a member at these forums longer than ANYONE and I say Ontario CA is better... so BAM!

eestlinc
02-17-2004, 07:43 PM
even longer than Raistlin?

escobert
02-17-2004, 07:49 PM
I dunno that's a long time.

Del Murder
02-17-2004, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by Yamaneko
Doesn't Canada lose by default?

Tokki Wartooth
02-18-2004, 03:19 AM
Stop being so racist!

Evelia
02-18-2004, 04:57 AM
I didn't know there was an Ontario, California. But I stared at the thread title for awhile because I thought there was a difference in spelling Ontario...

Guess I have to go with the California one, since I'm in CA and I've never been to Canada.

Shoyku
02-18-2004, 05:03 AM
Originally posted by Yamaneko
Doesn't Canada lose by default? *wedgie*

Yamaneko
02-18-2004, 05:05 AM
Of course L.A. beats both of 'em.

eestlinc
02-18-2004, 05:08 AM
LA sucks monkey balls

Peegee
02-18-2004, 07:09 AM
Dude I'm not in that list. I'd kick all your asses

Proxy
02-18-2004, 06:33 PM
:( you forgot me
*powers up*
and ontario canada would win...due to the population factor. and it being idunno...like 8x the size of california itself.
but i like Ontario cali better

edit:

Originally posted by White Raven
Heh, that's alright, I'll cheer from the sidelines, like every other Canadian does during a war.

And I'm not 100% sure, but the two wars that Canada did have against the US, way back when, we kicked their arses.

not only did we boot them around. we also burned the white house in 1812.

eternalshiva
02-18-2004, 06:37 PM
So I will join white Raven on the side lines *YAY CANADA! Kick bumbum Ontario! w00t! Party like the Maritimes bon dieu de merde!*

yay and the one time the americans tried to sneak attack, we sent them home crying xD w00t Laura Secord!

Yamaneko
02-18-2004, 06:49 PM
The population of California is greater than all of Canada, not counting polar bears and ducks, of course.

Blue Headed Man
02-20-2004, 03:53 AM
You forgot me for Ontario, Canada, silly.
Anyways, Ontario, Canada > Ontario, California...

Advent Child
02-20-2004, 03:55 AM
Yeah, I'm Ontarian, too. Canada, that is.

Blue Headed Man
02-20-2004, 04:00 AM
And Yamaneko don't forget that the state of California has much more crime than Canada. And that is including polar bears and ducks in Canada, of course.

Zell's Fists of Fury
02-20-2004, 07:48 PM
Ontario CA was smelly, dirty and confusing, but it's not Canada, so yeah. Go California.

Advent Child
02-20-2004, 10:03 PM
You know, CA also stands for Canada...

Kirobaito
02-20-2004, 10:18 PM
Bah! Damn both CAs. Come to Texas.

Zell's Fists of Fury
02-20-2004, 11:35 PM
Originally posted by Advent Child
You know, CA also stands for Canada...
I'm sure Canada is also dirty, smelly and confusing. But it's also Canada. So California wins.

Del Murder
02-21-2004, 04:07 AM
I have a feeling Canada is much cleaner than this state, but I can't go against home.

Linus
02-21-2004, 04:34 AM
See, all this time I thought Del lived on Neptune.

You seem less godlike now. =\

Del Murder
02-21-2004, 07:00 AM
Ontario, Neptune.

Chemical
02-28-2004, 03:25 AM
Quote Schlup:
"The next person to use the word "clique" gets a stab in the face."


Runs in and yells "CLIQUE."

I love you Schlupy. :3


*Flees for another 6 months or so.*

Agent Proto
02-28-2004, 04:03 AM
OMG... you've been gone for 15 months and you posted twice???

And now you leave us again?

*dies*