If EOFF were family...

[Xander]

I don't know if this topic has ever been done before but hey.

If EOFF were one big family, who would be related to you in what way?

Here's my random ideas:

Husband: Lindz
Mum: eternalshiva
Dad: Loony BoB
Little sister: RikkuYuna89
Older sisters: Divina & TheAbominatrix
Little brother: Baloki
Older brother: Rainecloud
Best friend: Wind Shear
Cousins: Sadia & Psychotic

Yeah, that's all I can think of for now. xD

[Mikztsu]

I already have an EoFF family. BoB, post that family tree!

But I might fill up thing like yours later, as things have changed a bit. ;-)

[Nait]

I haven't ever really been a part of these familie. :'( I guess I'm the flaky uncle who always brings souvenirs of questionable origin, like mummy-wrappings of mirrors of Amaterasu.

[Strider]

Are we talking sitcom family or dark primetime drama?

[Nait]

Can't we have... BOTH? Mwehehe... Mwhehehe... MWHEHEHEHEHEHE!




Ok, now I'll just have to find those Eyeson sopa-opera scripts I had somewhere...

[TheAbominatrix]

Originally posted by Xander
Husband: Lindz
Mum: eternalshiva
Dad: Loony BoB
Little sister: RikkuYuna89
Older sisters: Divina & TheAbominatrix
Little brother: Baloki
Older brother: Rainecloud
Best friend: Wind Shear
Cousins: Sadia & Psychotic


Aww that made me smile. :love:

Lets see...

Husband: I's a single gal
Mum: eternalshiva
Dad: Spaceman Spiff
Little sister: Xander, Ally, and Short
Older sister: Divina
Little brother: Krel
Older brother: Mikitzu
Best friend: ShlupQuack

[Jack]

Wife: Don't want one
Mum: eternalshiva
Dad: Loony BoB
Little sister: ????
Older sister: Xander
Little brother: Kossage
Older brother: pixie_demon
Best friend: Kiuru
Cousin:Psychotic & Avalon_Beauvole07

Uh huh, it's a real party in this house.
NOT

[Bahamut2000X]

I was Thunder God Cid's Grandpa a while back.does that count?


I haven't ever really been a part of these familie.

Nait you can be like my cousin of something if you want. You get free cookies if you do so. :D

[Loony BoB]

I'll post up the EoFF family tree when I get home. My relatives include:

Grandparents: Jewels, Knox
Father: Wyllius
Mother: ChibiRinoa
Sisters: Ashi, Aexoden
Ex-wives: Wishing Star, Etienne
Children: Mikztsu, Skye-chan, Kalen, Master Vivi, Kami
Children-in-law: ~Chibi*Moonlight~, Phoenix Aes Sedai (and maybe BOU)
Grandchildren: Include Sugpo, 'suBu, Miriamel, Shorty and more.
Grandchildren-in-law (or something): Gau

That's just off the top of my head, though. I know I've missed some. :(

EDIT: If I could choose my family, it wouldn't be much different, but Etienne would not be an ex. As weird and scarey as my family can be, I love 'em.

[Maxico]

It doesn't come as a suprose that Im not there. I think I would be the 2nd cousin twice removed that nobody remembers.

[Rye]

Husband: Lindz
Mum: eternalshiva
Dad: Loony BoB
Little sister: RikkuYuna89
Older sisters: Divina & TheAbominatrix
Little brother: Baloki
Older brother: Rainecloud
Best friend: Wind Shear
Cousins: Sadia & Psychotic

Awww, I'm a little sister :)

[Psychotic]

Ha ha, I'm one of those cool cousins who go out of their way to do cool random stuff to two people! Awesome!

I'd make something like this, but I really couldn't think of who to put in it, seeing as I lack a father and a mother figure, hence why I'm out of control xD

[eternalshiva]

I'm a mom? What honor! xD That's awesome! *huggles Abominatrix and Xander and Legolas*

Husband: I'm already married :/ *Donald*
Mum: ** Well, my options have already been ixed because I'm already their mum :/
Dad: **
Little sister: Misfit, Giggles
Older sisters: Xander, TheAbominatrix *technically my kids but meh*
Little brothers: PyroStatik, MateriaBladeVII, Legolas
Older brother: Mik, PG, Flying Mullet, HOOTERS
Best friend: Jalbrean
Cousins: Roogle

xD *huggles*

[Erdrick Holmes]

Wife: Alicia (If she were still active)
Mum: Leeza, I wish I had a mom that nice
Dad: BoB
Little Sister: Misfit
Older SIster: Shlupquack
Little brothers: Ansem. Roogle
Older Brothers: Wesly, Pr00t
Best Friend: Bleys
Cousin: RSL

[Mikztsu]

I'm probably forgetting some random people here:

Wife: -
Mum: Bleys
Dad: RSL
Little sister: Misfit, The Abtominatrix, Tatum, Animee
Older sisters: Leeza, Eternalshiva.
Little brother: Loki, Spiff, Del Murder
Older brother: Endless, Flying Mullet
Best friend: ~Chibi*Moonlight~, Leeza
Cousins: Hooters, Eestlinc, Shorty, Nait, Shoyku

[Flying Mullet]

Originally posted by eternalshiva
Husband: I'm already married :/ *Donald*
Mum: ** Well, my options have already been ixed because I'm already their mum :/
Dad: **
Little sister: Misfit, Giggles
Older sisters: Xander, TheAbominatrix *technically my kids but meh*
Little brothers: PyroStatik, MateriaBladeVII, Legolas
Older brother: Mik, PG, Flying Mullet, HOOTERS
Best friend: Jalbrean
Cousins: Roogle

xD *huggles*
Wow, you're my little sister? Then I haven't been picking on you nearly enough. :p

But then again this means that I'm related to PG and HOOTERS...:eek:

[escobert]

Originally posted by Joel
Wife: Alicia (If she were still active)
Mum: Leeza, I wish I had a mom that nice
Dad: BoB
Little Sister: Misfit
Older SIster: Shlupquack
Little brothers: Ansem. Roogle
Older Brothers: Wesly, Pr00t
Best Friend: Bleys
Cousin: RSL

Dammit Joel I'm your brother!:mad2:

[eternalshiva]

Originally posted by Flying Mullet
Wow, you're my little sister? Then I haven't been picking on you nearly enough. :p

But then again this means that I'm related to PG and HOOTERS...:eek:

lol I guess you get the crappy end of the bargain then xD :lol:

[Denmark]

Wife: :|
Mum: ShlupQuack
Dad: ButThePoncho (I think it would be awesome to have a dad in a band ;D)
Little sisters: RikkuYuna89, Misfit, Giggles, Kami
Older sisters: Cerulia, Xander, Shorty, Nic (whatever her name is...she hasn't been here in so long), Winged Sorceress
Little brothers: Baloki, Pure Strife (xD), MecaKane (:P)
Older brothers: Loony BoB, Roogle, jebusabsolute, Dingo Jellybean (he torments me like an older brother :| ), o_O (where is he? :( ), El Mariachi, Agent Proto,
Beeeest fweeeend: Psychotic
Cousins: TheAbominatrix, Gau (or whatever), TheChaoticDemon (he hasn't been here in forever either), erik ramza, Moomba Misstress, Sir Krelian, Mikztsu, Nait, Heath (we torment him xD), Spaceman Spiff, James Latimer ney Rebel (Joaquin :( ), SquallFF8 (aka Nate; haven't seen him in a long time either)

That's my messed up dysfunctional family. :D!

[Endless]

Took me a while to find it, it's the tree BoB was talking about:
(me = Master Vivi for those who don't know)

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/familytreerevised.jpg

Edit: dammit BoB, where did you put it? >:o

[Loony BoB]

/BoB/ hasn't yet been uploaded to the new server. D=


Originally posted by Mikztsu
I'm probably forgetting some random people here:

Wife: -
Mum: Bleys
Dad: RSL
Little sister: Misfit, The Abtominatrix, Tatum, Animee
Older sisters: Leeza, Eternalshiva.
Little brother: Loki, Spiff, Del Murder
Older brother: Endless, Flying Mullet
Best friend: ~Chibi*Moonlight~, Leeza
Cousins: Hooters, Eestlinc, Shorty, Nait, Shoyku
You have no idea how much I hurt right now. :( I've been replaced...

[Mikztsu]

Aw, I knew I forgot something. You are my 2nd dad with RSL! =D? You know, you and RSL might've made love to Bleys at the same time, and, err...nobody knows which one really fertilized me. =) *pats daddy*

[Baloki]

*Saw his name*

*Giggles*

Wow, I don't understand this thread but I'm a younger brother to someone :) :choc:

[Loony BoB]

Emma is your mother, Mik. Don't you even remember? ;_; I probably still have the chatlog in the PC in NZ... EoFF Prom and all. 'tis where it all began!

[Mikztsu]

Yes, yes, I know and remember. Alcohol hasn't killed all of my braincells yet. ;-) I just decided to make this thing now outta' of my mind.

[Del Murder]

Though Sniper and I dated for a while, we never got married. Now I'm going out with Election Booth. Do we hear wedding bells in the future? Time will tell.

[Loony BoB]

Heeeeeeeeere we go.

[zacks_clone]

im just the neighbor ready to call you all in if you play your music to loud.:D

[Mikztsu]

Oh no, I had no clue it all started from KNOX. ><

Good job Daniel.

EDIT: How did Aexoden make blackcat13?

[Loony BoB]

Originally posted by Mikztsu
Oh no, I had no clue it all started from KNOX. ><

Good job Daniel.

EDIT: How did Aexoden make blackcat13?
I... don't know. But I have a theory it may have something to do with the way Eric Cartman became a South Park reality.

[Logan]

Husband: No one plz
Mum: no idea!
Dad: BoB >:O
Little sister: Giggles, Rikkuyuna89
Older sister: Tokki, Krystle
Little brother: Sadia?
Older brother: James (Joaquin)
Best friend: Maggie (Moonpool? Evelia!)

I can't remember anyone's screennames for here, boo.

[Loony BoB]

Dude, I'm such a Dad. xD

[Del Murder]

Brother and sister married eachother?

[escobert]

Yeah I wondering about that....

[Mr. Graves]

....I'm the guy that's staying at BoB's treehouse until I get somewhere to live. Yup. xD

[Enoki]

Wife-Whoever has the sexiest pic in the photo thread at the time
Mom-Leeza
Dad-BoB
Uncle-PeeGee (the weird one the family tries to hide)
Older Brother-Rainecloud (the favorite/prodical child)
Younger Brother- Linus ( the spoiled rotten one who always gets his way)
Older Sister-eternalshiva (who gives me things like sigs)
Younger Sister- Xander (just because she loves Kingdom Hearts)
Cousins-Baloki, Joel, Mik (for various reasons)

[RSL]

Husband: Big Ogre Umaro
Mum:
Dad:
Little sister:
Older sisters:
Little brother:
Older brother:
Best friend:
Cousins:

That about sums it up.

[TheAbominatrix]

RSLyly has to be my cousin.

[HOOTERS]

Wife: Mik
Husband: Loony BoB
Misstress: Spaceman Spiff
Daughter: Bert
Son: Mik
Dad: Yamaneko
Mum: Del Murder
Grandma: Leeza
Grandpa: Loony BoB
Crazy Drunken Uncle: Dr Unne
Dog: Linus
Maid/Sex-slave/Monkey: Misfit
Neighbour I'm having affair with: Bleys' Crotch

[Giggles]

Whee~ I'm a little sister! :D!

This is too hard for me to do when I'm drugged up on pain killers. I'll come do it later <3

[Enoki]

I'm that guy at family reunions that nobody knows (because im not in any of the families) :cry:

[Baloki]

I'm the guy who sits in the sig thread helping people, yet enters the General Chat Thread and makes a fool of himself....

*dances*

Its just enevibility, your all gonna suffer from it.

[Ariel]

Originally posted by Nait
I haven't ever really been a part of these familie. :'(

Me either, Nait. ;_;

[Loony BoB]

Feel lucky. According to this thread, I have about 30 kids. And I slept with one of them and had a lot of offspring. Good God. I'm so glad I'm picky about who gets into my EoFF Family Tree.

[Endless]

The normal <a href="http://lopez.famille.free.fr/revisedtree.htm">tree</a> from BoB.

Now including some of the additions made in this thread. I left out most of the sister/brother stuff because of the incompatibilities, and I didn't even bother with cousins.
<a href="http://lopez.famille.free.fr/data.htm">Part one</a>.
<a href="http://lopez.famille.free.fr/data2.htm">Part two</a>.

[Agent Proto]

wtf.. O_o

[HOOTERS]

Heh btw fyi Im male imho.

[Endless]

Fixed. It's the program that defaulted you to female since you married BoB which was inputed before you as a male.

[Giggles]

This is hard...and I'm sorry if I forgot you :o!


<b>Dad:</b> Mik
<b>Mom:</b> eternalshiva
<b>Big Sister:</b> Calliope, Moomba, Shorty, Divina
<b>Big Brother:</b> Spuuky, Dingo, BoB, Kuecari, MattIchiban
<b>Little Sister:</b>(is anyone younger than me?)
<b>Little Brother:</b> Spike, Kane (even if he is older)
<b>Uncle:</b> Strider, eest, Gau, Bruckner, Fabio
<b>Cousin:</b> stuffing, Psy, Sadia, Strife
<b>Best Friend:</b> Misfit, Winged Sorceress
<b>Neighbor:</b> Evelia, Leeza, CloudDragon, Baloki (four neighbors :o~)


I might have to edit this, and add more :P

[Misfit]

Originally posted by HOOTERS
Maid/Sex-slave/Monkey: Misfit
Hm... wait a minute, I could live with the maid/monkey part... but sex-slave?! o.o!


Hey, look at me! I'm the little sister/best friend to alot of people! HaR!

[Wind Shear]

Wife: -
Son: -
Daughter: -
Older Brother: -
Older Sister: eternalshiva
A Friend Who I Can Reckon With (Best friend): Xander
A Friend Who Is Nice To Be With: Shorty

;)

[Baloki]

I'm the child of three different families in one tree, I like it, and I bet they all ignore me because I'm crazy and rock to myself in the corner.

Wow and I'm in everyone elses trees, mega/unber-cool!!

*Begins rocking back and forth*

[Madonna]

Gay Cousin: Bleys

...That's all I got, but I love my family dearly. The rest died in a tragic shampooing accident.

[Spuuky]

I'd have a wife and sister.

[Mikztsu]

Oh yes, if I had to add gay cousin, it'd have to be Yams. :)


Originally posted by Giggles

<b>Dad:</b> Mik


Seriously? I know I would be a good daddy.=)


Hm... wait a minute, I could live with the maid/monkey part... but sex-slave?! o.o!

*patpat*

EDIT: And Raf, those two last trees confused the heck out of me. Are Spiff and I a gay couple? And you base this on what? *_*

[Endless]

No, it means, BoB, Spiff and you all had kids with eternalshiva.

[Iceglow]

Wife: hmm my g/f wont like ths but - Xander
Mum: Leeza so what if she's only around 7 years older than me?
Dad: hmm, PG
Little sister: RY89
Older sisters:eternal shiva, Abominatrix ( almost had you down as wife but thought better of it:D)
Little brother: Ansem
Older brother: none
Best friend: psychotic and Acid_monkey (he's my RL best friend)
Cousins: the rest of the forum

[Nait]

Originally posted by Ariel
Me either, Nait. ;_;



Don't worry, Ceri, you can be my sister and Mik can be our child. :cry:

[Lindy]

Originally posted by Fallen_angel_666
Wife: hmm my g/f wont like ths but - Xander


*takes you into a dark alleyway and quietly murders you*

[escobert]

Originally posted by HOOTERS
Wife: Mik
Husband: Loony BoB
Misstress: Spaceman Spiff
Daughter: Bert
Son: Mik
Dad: Yamaneko
Mum: Del Murder
Grandma: Leeza
Grandpa: Loony BoB
Crazy Drunken Uncle: Dr Unne
Dog: Linus
Maid/Sex-slave/Monkey: Misfit
Neighbour I'm having affair with: Bleys' Crotch

I love you daddy :love:

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Originally posted by Endless
No, it means, BoB, Spiff and you all had kids with eternalshiva.

When the hell did this happen?

[Mikztsu]

My thoughts exactly. :p Raf is a twisted, twisted, man he is.

[Denmark]

Raf/Vivi/Endless: I r teh guy change plz imho :O

[Endless]

Sadia: done.

Mik, Spiff:
Giggles posted:
"Dad: Mik
Mom: eternalshiva"

Xander:
"Mum: eternalshiva
Dad: Loony BoB"

TheAbominatrix:
"Mum: eternalshiva
Dad: Spaceman Spiff"

Nowhere it was said that you did consent. Or maybe she didn't. EoFF is full of sick people, I tell you.

[Tokki Wartooth]

Yamaneko is my dicotyledon and mine alone. thxthx

[Ariel]

Originally posted by Nait
Don't worry, Ceri, you can be my sister and Mik can be our child. :cry:

Oooh, I can?

Come to think of it, he does need some parents who'll discipline him a little. =\

[Loony BoB]

I do try, but it's pretty ineffective. :(

[Nait]

Spoil the rod and spare the child, that's what I say.

[Mikztsu]

Originally posted by Ariel
Oooh, I can?

Come to think of it, he does need some parents who'll discipline him a little. =\


I do try, but it's pretty ineffective. :(

Weeell, you know me. :\ :cry:



Spoil the rod and spare the child, that's what I say.

Yes, rod plz. :) :love:

[eternalshiva]

omg I'm spewing out kids all over the place :/

I was making babies unconcious apparently *glares* xD

Does this mean I'm the official EoFF skank?

[Loony BoB]

These aren't official trees, so don't worry about that. xD Otherwise I'd be your partner in crime and incest.

[escobert]

It is official! I am HOOTERS baby girl >:O

[Calliope]

I'd get me a sister, an in-law and one of those husband things.

[Phil]

If I could make my family, Loony Bob would be my dad, misfit is my mom, chaos is my wife, and my brothers and sisters would be shlup, hooters, linus, moomba mistress, and Mik. Uncles would be Spiff and Joel, and anuts would bee Proto, who gets a sex change.

[eternalshiva]

well, EternalBahamut is actually my real life husband so *changes Husband option*

[Wind Shear]

Whatever it is, don't mess with Xander!

[Flying Mullet]

Damn, this place is getting more inbred than West Virginia. :eek:

[Misfit]

Originally posted by Vincent06
misfit is my mom
I'd be such a good mom, too. :D!!

[Baloki]

Originally posted by Misfit
I'd be such a good mom, too. :D!!

Would you put the baby in the box with the hamsters?

[Del Murder]

I always imagined Sean was the dad, Daryl was the mom, Shlup was Sean's sister who ran things while he was away, Bleys and Unne were their kids, and BoB was Shlup's squeeze (only because of that one announcement), BOU was the grandpa, kishi was the wacky neighbor, and me, Spuuky and eest were all different personality manifestations of the same person. But this would all go against some complex family tree that I can not and would never want to begin to comprehend.

[Mikztsu]

I'd like to add Del Murder in my list of my gay cousins.

[Thunday Man]

I remember starting the first EOFF family thread like atleast a year or two ago =p

[Ryth]

Wife: Trying and failing.......miserably
dad: Dr. Unne :eek: I am the heir to the forum!
mom: Faris
big half-sister (different father): Chibi Youkai
Younger brother: Trumpet Thief
Older half- brother (different father): kaizer21, eestlinc, eternal essence
cousins: lon11, Neon, ChaosCalibur, J@k35000
Far away relative: beatrix9 and DMKA

[theundeadhero]

I won't answer for fear of prosecution.

[-N-]

If you were all my family... I probably wouldn't be here. No offense, it's just that I would be so twisted just from being related to you guys. ;)

[Shlup]

This thread is old and ugly so I'm going to close it and make something similar but less annoying. ^_^