Another n00b

[ShiggtyLuffLuff]

this would be my intro thread eh?, well now i suppose you all would like to know stuff about me huh?...well tough shioat!!!

[Fuzakeru]

Hehe. ^_^ Welcome to EoFF . . . you sound like a y bastard . . . you'll fit in fine.

*Sexors newbie* ^_~ Rwaor.

[Loony BoB]

Gudday. *licks*

[ShiggtyLuffLuff]

*blinks, licks himself* tastes like chicken, no?

[Xander]

Hey VaShYmAn, nice to meet you *gives you a Kairi plushie*

[ShiggtyLuffLuff]

wee! a plushie! *huggles and junk, is alergic, dies* X.x....thanks btw

[Levian]

Welcome to EoFF. It's still not too late, just so you know :p

[ShiggtyLuffLuff]

to late for what? *acts all dumb, but isnt acting*...wait...aint i dead?...der >_>

[Fuzakeru]

. . . god. Another spastic freak to add to the collection. X_x

[Levian]

Stop acting silly, Henry. You should probably release the dog before the MacKenzies try inviting us over for dinner too.

[ShiggtyLuffLuff]

Ber-Da-ber?!....i get confused way to easly but thanks for the help...oh and you havnt seen spastic yet..Mwahaha...<--*insert evil laugh*

[Divina]

Welcome to EoFF.

[Strider]

Howdy.

[ShiggtyLuffLuff]

heh thanks for the warm welcome ya two it truly means the world to me....(if ya cant tell im being sarcastic go get your head checked)....XD! just messin wit yaz thanks truly

[Fuzakeru]

. . . no one really cares what you think. It's all lies. No one here likes you. They can't stand you . . . run away! Go! Now!! *Huggles* MINE!

[ShiggtyLuffLuff]

no one ever cares havnt you learned that yet, but i still can annoy people with my intelect and wit....>_> shut up! i have some of that stuff!..somewhere *searches*

[Enoki]

Originally posted by VaShYmAn
this would be my intro thread eh?, well now i suppose you all would like to know stuff about me huh?...well tough shioat!!!

what makes u think we want to know anything about you?

I dont.......I dont think.....nope I dont.

Welcome, now go along and be a good n00b.....or Joel will spank you.

[ShiggtyLuffLuff]

hmm a spanking?...now who doesnt enjoy a good flogging every now and again?..well...ok *goes off to be a good n00b*...i dont like spankings unless its by me girl..hehe well thanks for the welcome...Ah Ha! figured out a way to save me self some time...THANKS FOR THE WELCOME! (thats for anyone who would welcome me in the future)..yay i thought ahead for once....Gold star!!

[Thunday Man]

Dear God,

please save us.

[Meow]

It always seems like newbies come in waves. Welcome, then.

[Tokki Wartooth]

hAy NeWbIe wElCoM 2 EoFf LoL!!1

[escobert]

Hi...I would say something mean but I can't think right now I just got outta work.....your lucky...

[Yamaneko]

Welcome to EoFF, VaShYmAn. :)

[HOOTERS]

Hello...



*TITTIFIES NEWBIE*

[eternalshiva]

omg n00b!

*sexors the n00b and PG*

Yay! I was the first! Welcome to EoFF and post lots, or PG will eat you. *gives you cookies*

[Peegee]

*sexles the newbie PG style while sexoring shiva's hubby*

[ShiggtyLuffLuff]

Ooooo wow im such a popular n00b?...naw not really but thanks for all the nice...sex-ish type things...and er yeah as a n00b aswell as a spaced out moron it is my job to ask what is pg and all the other sex-ish type words i never heard of...so if you will ablige please explain thank you in advance! ^_^!

[escobert]

MooMoo the ner cow aka PG aka Princess PP aka PureGhetto

[ShiggtyLuffLuff]

ah! i see now ...sortaz...but i thanks you tricksy hobitzez for the help (im random btw) ..but er whats all the sexor and sexel stuff? >_o <---stole that from someone *insert evil laugh*

[escobert]

I dunno PG always does it to n00bs then everyone else started too.

[ShiggtyLuffLuff]

oh ok then, hmm well if it envolves anytype of sex from a women im happy wit it....XD! im such a perv..not really but ok

[escobert]

PG is a well no one knows what PG is...

[Giggles]

Hey, you seem amusing! Just don't let me down and end up being dumb :(

[ShiggtyLuffLuff]

Oh, yay im amusing glad i am here to...well..amuse you..^_^..so yeah i shall keep it up to keep ya'll happy...gah! no not ya'll!! *over dramatic scream while camera pans out*

[eternalshiva]

Actually PG is a guy and I started sexoring people because it turned into a trend and we are all secretly hoping that PG would stop once it got popular but unfortunately it turns out he liked all the attention and he turned into a sexoring monster, dragging all the n00bs down with him. I just give out sexy cookies. :/

[escobert]

PG is not a guy! PG is an it!

[ShiggtyLuffLuff]

hmm i see...interesting? ...*eats sexy cookie*..Mmm its magicly sex-licious! yay!

[eternalshiva]

now you're my slave .. err I mean you could of been my slave but now the elections are over and I no longer have mistress powers *bakes more cookies* *evil laugh*

[Fuzakeru]

*Blinks then growls* Shiva! Nuuuu! *Tackles Vashy and binds* MINE!! My precious! Back off! You can't have 'em! *Waves muffins of doom at her* You bakery can't match mine! Bwuahahaha!! ^_~

[Giggles]

You're still MY Mistress, protector shiva! <3


Yes, here for my...amusement...... :D!

[eternalshiva]

Originally posted by LadySteph
*Blinks then growls* Shiva! Nuuuu! *Tackles Vashy and binds* MINE!! My precious! Back off! You can't have 'em! *Waves muffins of doom at her* You bakery can't match mine! Bwuahahaha!! ^_~

*unbinds MY slave*

*glares* wanna bet? *gathers secret baking powers* mine are full of sexiness and slave like stuff! GROWL! You only have DOOM muffins *snort* like that has any effect on ANYONE *snorts more*

*prepares a bakery cook off* Lets see who wins!

*bakes mad sexy cookies of addictiveness*


*:love: @ Giggles* aww you're so sweet xD *hugs* I'm keeping you under my protection then *changes sig*

[ShiggtyLuffLuff]

*ish binded, unbinded stands still like a scared rabbit*....der?...aint i my own person what about that whole human rights movement junk?...er...no?..*hides from evil cooking people*...eep!...oh! and yeah allow me to entertain you some morez!......*juggles while standing on one toe*..weee!!!

[Giggles]

Aw, I love my Mistress! :D! She is so..protective and such a good baker of sexy cookies! *is shiva-sama's special protected slave still* <3


I wan't DIFFERENT amusment from you, noob! rawr~ ;D

[eternalshiva]

*pets Giggles* aww good slave xD *gives you cookies*

[Fuzakeru]

*Prepares for battle* You shall die!! *Attacks with doughnuts* ^_^-
You can not win! For . . . erhm . . . *Pokes Vashy* . . . he's mine and such. *Throws other sorts of pastry treats at Shiva* Grrrr.

[eternalshiva]

*GAsps and urks* *prepares secret ingredient* ... er *ponders* ... *pulls out her mighty secret PANCAKE RAINBOW SPARKLE ATTACK* YEAH!!!

*adds layers of SPARKLE STRAWBERRY ... err... MOONBEAM*

yeah ... that's it!
*blows you out of the water* BEAT THAT! *grr snort snort*

[Fuzakeru]

*Mocks her snorts* Here piggy piggy! XD!
*Whips out the chocolate covered, raspberry cream puffy puff thingys with . . . erhm . . . nuts!*
*Growls then shoves cake icing in Shiva's face then grabs Vashy and runs off* MINE!!!!! *Hides behind couch and randomly makes out*

[eternalshiva]

oh no! my one weakness! the damned nuts! *has an allegic reaction*

PS - Vash left so you're making out with yourself??? *ponders* that's just odd? My sexy cookies are working TOO well me thinks *EVIL LAUGH* you are SO under their spell!!! HAHAHAHAHA

*pulls out the sexay cookies super attack*

[ShiggtyLuffLuff]

*watches battle thingy*...Oooo shiny! *licks up sweet stuff left over*...Gah! *is grabbed and draged behind couch then made out with*...meep! *feels like a piece of meat*...erhm...yay?

[eternalshiva]

FIne fine you win LadySteph, but my sexy cookies totally rock :/ *eats doom muffins* *ponders*

ok ok I get the sense of hopelesness and eternal fear of death from your but mine open the gates of heaven xDD

[ShiggtyLuffLuff]

*holds up stephs hand in mid make out* the Winner!!...*hides behind steph while shivering*...dun let her hurt mah! *points at shiva all non- threatening like*..Meep!

[Leeza]

Newbie threads are not spam threads.

Welcome to EoFF, VaShYmAn. :)

[eternalshiva]

*snorts @ Vashy* hidding eh? *whatever*

*hides from Leeza* *appologizes and hopes to not get banned*

[ShiggtyLuffLuff]

hehe thanks leeza for the welcome that is ..snorts...*meeps @ shiva*...mah eye hurts got soap in it! >_o! owie!

[PeTeRL90]

Howdy Doodey.

[ShiggtyLuffLuff]

my so many kind people posting here and saying hello, but now i suppose im just yesterdays news?, or just another annoying newbie who thinks highly of himself and is a self proclamed y bastich (yes i said bastich instead of bastard i think its funnier that way XP )