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Citizen Bleys
02-23-2004, 12:22 AM
GEORGE CARLIN = KENNY ROGERS!

C=R forever. Please sign your name in this petition to recognize legally that George Carlin and Kenny Rogers are one and the same.

Just in case anybody needs some convincing:

http://bleys.vespernet.org/carlin.jpg http://bleys.vespernet.org/kennyrogers.jpg

CAN'T YOU SEE THE BLOODY RESEMBLANCE?

eestlinc
02-23-2004, 12:36 AM
George Carlin is great. Therefore Kenny Rogers is great.

*eats a rotisserie chicken*

Agent Proto
02-23-2004, 12:46 AM
Kenny Rogers got some great chicken.

Denmark
02-23-2004, 02:06 AM
C = R. *nods*

*sign*

Erdrick Holmes
02-23-2004, 02:17 AM
Originally posted by Agent Proto
Kenny Rogers got some great chicken.

I was gonna say that, you piece of crap.

escobert
02-23-2004, 02:24 AM
I<3 George Carlin

Citizen Bleys
02-23-2004, 02:52 AM
Originally posted by Joel
I was gonna say that, you piece of crap.

You pays your money, you takes your chances. Because, you gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, and know when to run.

Erdrick Holmes
02-23-2004, 02:54 AM
Originally posted by Citizen Bleys
You pays your money, you takes your chances. Because, you gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, and know when to run.

I like that song by the way :p

The Man
02-23-2004, 02:54 AM
hmm ok
nice

Strider
02-23-2004, 03:23 AM
http://www.sbahns.com/images/buddy_christ.jpg

Whatever you say, Bleys. Whatever you say.

Citizen Bleys
02-23-2004, 03:28 AM
Originally posted by The Man
hmm ok
nice

If you say so...but every hand's a winner, and every hand's a loser, and the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep.

Mr. Graves
02-23-2004, 03:28 AM
Hmm...interesting. They have the same face shape.

EDIT: *SIGN*

The Man
02-23-2004, 03:32 AM
Originally posted by Citizen Bleys
If you say so...but every hand's a winner, and every hand's a loser, and the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep. it's so true ;_;

Chzn8r
02-23-2004, 03:43 AM
Amazing! They were seperated at birth!

**Signs**

Agent Proto
02-23-2004, 03:45 AM
Yeah, I think we need something similar to that "Seven Dirty Words You Can't Say on TV" ... like for EoFF

"Seven Dirty Words You Can't Say on EoFF"

, , , , , , and !!!! D:

Nait
02-23-2004, 11:08 AM
Who is George Carlin? Rogers I know cause my brother got a song of his on the puter.

Peegee
02-23-2004, 01:26 PM
Richard Gere:
<img src="http://www.milams.com/0_runaway.jpg" Alt="omfg Dick Gere's over there" />

David Duchovny:
<img src="http://duchovny.net/photofolder/photos16/david-duchovny-1.jpg" alt="Aiyeeeeee kawaii Mulder-sama des!" />

I'm telling you they are the same man!

Flying Mullet
02-23-2004, 02:41 PM
If you want to see similarities in people, <a href="http://espn.go.com/page2/s/looking/index.html">check this out</a>.

Agent Proto
02-23-2004, 04:23 PM
Strider's gonna like that Tim Rattay resembles Superman

Citizen Bleys
02-23-2004, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by Agent Proto
Yeah, I think we need something similar to that "Seven Dirty Words You Can't Say on TV" ... like for EoFF

"Seven Dirty Words You Can't Say on EoFF"

, , , , , , and !!!! D:

QUESTIONING RELEVANCE OF POST

The Man
02-23-2004, 08:09 PM
I'll relevance your post.

Del Murder
02-23-2004, 08:31 PM
Bleys, sorry but I don't see it. I did like the ESPN ones however. That's a good site all around, really.

Citizen Bleys
02-23-2004, 08:32 PM
Originally posted by The Man
I'll relevance your post.

In mother Russia, post relevance you

Kawaii Ryűkishi
02-23-2004, 08:51 PM
<img src="http://www.angryflower.com/precip.gif" alt="KAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!">

Kirobaito
02-23-2004, 09:02 PM
D=B.

Del's Picture in 'Post a Pic' Thread in GC:

http://www.angelfire.com/dragon2/kingbahamut/delpic.jpg

Ben Stiller:

http://www.screencaptures.net/heads-stiller.gif

Yamaneko
02-23-2004, 11:23 PM
I don't see similarity in any of them, especially the last couple pictures.

Del Murder
02-23-2004, 11:55 PM
Who is Ben Stiller and why does he look like me? I'm scared.

Kirobaito
02-24-2004, 12:29 AM
What the hell? They look exactly alike.

Citizen Bleys
02-24-2004, 01:44 AM
...

Drugs are bad.

eestlinc
02-24-2004, 02:22 AM
drug use may be a choice, but it should not be a means of discrimination

Erdrick Holmes
02-24-2004, 02:31 AM
Mmmkay.

Mr. Graves
02-24-2004, 03:24 AM
PeeGee: I see no resemblance whatsoever.

King Bahamat: See above. =P

Peegee
02-24-2004, 03:37 PM
You suck. Duchovny == Gere

Citizen Bleys
02-24-2004, 06:35 PM
The scary thing is, I think KB really thinks that top picture is Del.

Yamaneko
02-24-2004, 07:10 PM
It is.

Flying Mullet
02-24-2004, 07:12 PM
Del Snizz?

Del Murder
02-24-2004, 07:32 PM
Who?

Chzn8r
02-24-2004, 09:12 PM
How are we supposed to know if that's Del? Better yet, how are we even supposed to know the other one is Ben Stiller? What if the first one is Ben and the second is Del? I think I'll explode now.

Flying Mullet
02-24-2004, 09:51 PM
Del Stiller?

Kirobaito
02-24-2004, 09:58 PM
No, I don't think the top picture is Del. I was just being stupid. The top picture is Ben Stiller from Happy Gilmore, as the psychotic nursing home leader. Now, Yams, I'm a little scared, as you appear as if you think that that's Del.

Yamaneko
02-24-2004, 10:01 PM
I met Del in Korea and I'm telling you that's him.

Del Murder
02-24-2004, 10:04 PM
Happy....Gilmore?

The Man
02-24-2004, 10:39 PM
Originally posted by Flying Mullet
Del Snizz? I miss Snizz. :(

Kirobaito
02-24-2004, 11:01 PM
I miss Snizz too. He was my god.

And Yams, that means that Del is Ben Stiller.

http://www.eonline.com/shared/Eonline/Features/Live/Filmschool2000/Video/happy_gilmore1.asx

And there you have it.

Chzn8r
02-25-2004, 01:39 AM
Hey, a video of Del!

Peegee
02-25-2004, 01:57 AM
Spatvark == Spuuky

Del Murder
02-25-2004, 02:00 AM
That was part of a training video I did on the specific needs of elderly customers. I don't know how it got on the internet.

Now let's stop with this Ben Stiller foolishness and get back to the matter at hand, the eternal debate on whether Bleys has lost his marbles or that he never had them to begin with.

Chzn8r
02-25-2004, 02:46 AM
...wait, who suggested he had them to begin with? I thought it was- He's got no marbles, or he has in his insanity tried to replace them with something both "strange" and "unique".

Kirobaito
02-25-2004, 04:12 AM
**loses all sight on his "mission" to unmask Del as Ben Stiller**

Right. Back to the topic. So who is it that's been drinking all the mayonnaise?

Bleys has marbles. They're just very very small ones.

Citizen Bleys
02-25-2004, 11:55 AM
I got more marbles than I know what to do with

Erdrick Holmes
02-25-2004, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by Citizen Bleys
I got more marbles than I know what to do with

Must... resisst.... perverted.... comment.

Flying Mullet
02-25-2004, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by Citizen Bleys
I got more marbles than I know what to do with
No, those are kidney stones.

Citizen Bleys
02-25-2004, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by Joel
Must... resisst.... perverted.... comment.

That's precisely how it was intended, Joel.

Chzn8r
02-25-2004, 09:21 PM
Has anyone ever noticed how George Carlin looks like Kenny Rogers?

Kirobaito
02-25-2004, 09:26 PM
Are you serious? That's incredible that you noticed that. I'm going to worship you now.

Flying Mullet
02-25-2004, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by King Bahamut
Are you serious? That's incredible that you noticed that. I'm going to worship you now.
I was wondering if George Carlin looks like Kenny Rogers, worship me! :aimmad:

Kirobaito
02-25-2004, 10:10 PM
Sorry. I ended my religion of worshiping people I don't know. I now worship my dog.

Flying Mullet
02-25-2004, 10:12 PM
Geez, cults are so hard to start these days... :cry:

Kirobaito
02-25-2004, 10:14 PM
I have a cult about me. It currently has three members: My dog (I turned the tables on her), George Carlin, and Kenny Rogers.

Citizen Bleys
02-25-2004, 10:50 PM
Kenny, you b*tch! You said I was the only one!

Kirobaito
02-25-2004, 11:18 PM
MWAHAHA! Kenny's mine, beotch. However, for a small monetary donation*, you can experience total salvation** with KB.

* meaning 100,000,000,000,000 pounds of cheese

** meaning a life of slavery

HOOTERS
02-26-2004, 02:35 AM
How about I get you all a nice warm glass of SHUT THE HELL UP!


btw Grizzly Adams DID have a beard.

Kirobaito
02-26-2004, 02:41 AM
Who the hell is Grizzly Adams?

Chzn8r
02-26-2004, 03:36 AM
Grizzlies are big bears. Is this true?

Citizen Bleys
02-26-2004, 03:36 AM
Hey, you can still say hell? HELLA AWESOME!

Hell hell hell hell HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL

Kirobaito
02-26-2004, 03:38 AM
Who the HELL is Grizzly Adams? **cries**

I need to make a Del=Stiller banner image.

Kirobaito
02-26-2004, 03:48 AM
Here it is. I'm not gonna use it, but oh well. I needed something to occupy my sad life for a few minutes.

The Man
02-26-2004, 02:02 PM
Originally posted by Citizen Bleys
Hey, you can still say hell? HELLA AWESOME!

Hell hell hell hell HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL you can say damn too. and i think you can say ass.

edit: yes, you can.

Erdrick Holmes
02-26-2004, 02:04 PM
Trout.

The Man
02-26-2004, 02:10 PM
trout isn't a swear word. whereever did you get that idea from?

Erdrick Holmes
02-26-2004, 02:14 PM
Ask Bleys :p

The Man
02-26-2004, 02:32 PM
You're perfectly capable of answering for yourself, non?

Citizen Bleys
02-26-2004, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by Joel
Trout.

Perish like the worm you truly are

Del Murder
02-26-2004, 05:35 PM
And thus concludes this week's episode of 'which swear words can we get aways with'. Now back to our regularly scheduled topic.

Kirobaito
02-26-2004, 09:42 PM
What was our regularly scheduled topic? Oh yes, people that are the same. I've now hosted the del=ben banner, and we can formally begin the process of unmasking the conspiracy that Del is in fact, Ben Stiller in disguise.

http://www.angelfire.com/dragon2/kingbahamut/delandben.jpg

Loony BoB
02-26-2004, 09:50 PM
PeeGee totally owned you all with his comparisons

and seriously

Viggo Mortesen = Jesus Christ

Citizen Bleys
02-27-2004, 04:59 PM
Viggo Mortesen = Jesus Christ

Himno! How did I not see that before?

Loony BoB
02-27-2004, 07:23 PM
I dunno, but if you think about it right before watching the movies, they just aren't quite the same anymore.

On a sidenote, I was reading the papers today and mistook Kofi (the UN leader dude) for Morgan Freeman. If it didn't read the text on the page, I'd probably still think it was Mr. Freeman right now.

Citizen Bleys
02-27-2004, 07:40 PM
Who?

Oh, you mean Mr. Coffee.

I love the fact that the UN is lead by Mr. Coffee.

Loony BoB
02-27-2004, 08:16 PM
The more I look at him, the more I think "Hmm, maybe he actually IS Morgan..."

Chzn8r
02-28-2004, 12:37 AM
Preposerterous! Absurd!

Kirobaito
02-28-2004, 01:52 AM
Kofi Annan being Morgan Freeman (which I've thought for AGES) is no less preposterous than Del being Ben Stiller, which is now starting to look very true.

Citizen Bleys
02-29-2004, 08:25 PM
I'm still more disturbed by the fact that Aragorn is played by Jesus Christ

Peegee
02-29-2004, 09:23 PM
Kofi Annan is the best. How dare you conpare him to that hack Morgan Freeman!! :aimmad: