RAR (Random Acts of Retardedness)

[ShiggtyLuffLuff]

Hmm, RAR is something that happens to me on a daily basis..(if ya cant tell that already look at the word i made up retardedness..der) well anywho these RAR usualy end up in me having some kind of physical pain cuased to my body, it sucks majorness i was wondering if any of ya out there are nearly as clumsy or as stupid as meself?...well i egarly await your critisisim ^_^-

love and peace member!

[Carl]

Of those pictures of Egon in ghostbusters?

I sat the wrong exam a few weeks back, only realised when i had done and turned it to the front and someone elses name was on it :whoa:

[Peegee]

I jest you not. There was a period of time, possibly spanning a year or two, where I would intentionally staple my finger "to see whether it hurt" or "to remind myself what it was like". Of course it starts to bleed, and I pull it out, and I put a bandaid on. I never did learn until sometime later where time just caused me to forget to do something so utterly odd.

[Carl]

:( Isnt that called self harming?

[ShiggtyLuffLuff]

Hmm i see tha sounds more like self mutilation other then being retarded, but anywho yeah the things that happen to me are accidents and i end up getting hurt like hitting the wall with my whole body, getting shampoo sprayed into my eyes, ouch that was a pain

[Kirobaito]

You can just look around the board and see some of the things I have written. That explains enough of my RARs.

[Yamaneko]

I get bruised during karate lessons sometimes.

[ShiggtyLuffLuff]

i karate sounds fun, i know i would so get like broken limps and tons of bloody noses if i did that, i practice with my katanas and swords alot and i cut myself like all the time, i smacked the top of my head with a sword one time and i was swining it around very fast...that was a headache i will never forget hehe

[Cid]

How dare you change the meaning of rar.

[ShiggtyLuffLuff]

er whoops, i just made..well i though i was making that saying up at least...eep! please dont ban me or something!! *bows and such* please!

[Dragonflame]

I once put a hot iron to my face to see what it felt like. It wasn't fun. But I finally did regain partial sight in one eye.

[Peegee]

What does RAR mean?

[Enoki]

RAR means RARRRRRRRRRRRRW!

[Peegee]

rawr?

[Nait]

I thought RAR was that one file compression format?

[Peegee]

winRAR

[Fuzakeru]

I randomly ( and constantly ) run in to walls. ^_^- . . . And Pie Guy Sempai? . . . you are teh scary-ness. -_-; Staples do not feel good. X_x . . .

[Dragonflame]

Pain is always good. Therefore, staples feel great.

[Fuzakeru]

Staples . . . gah! You are all crazy. >_>

[Dragonflame]

No, we are all morbid and masochistic (wow, that's a cool word), but we aren't crazy. Crazy people do stuff like hurting themselves on purpose, or hearing noises that aren't there...

What was that?

...so none of us can possibly be crazy.

[Fuzakeru]

*Is confused* . . . I question your sanity.

[Giga Guess]

Me? I'm not too clumsy (most of the time...) but I have a nasty knack for engaging mouth before mind (a.k.a. Foot-In-Mouth disease.)

[Kirobaito]

I question everyone's sanity here.

[Giga Guess]

Wha'd I do?!

[Kirobaito]

You specifically didn't do anything, Guess (good to see you back, you haven't been here in a few months, no?), it was simply a generalization. And a response to Steph's response of Dragonflame's big-word post.

[Giga Guess]

Fair enough, fair enough.

Yeah, it's been a while hasn't it. Nice to speaka, no?

[Kirobaito]

Sure.

**dies**

[Giga Guess]

Urh?

Oh, BTW, I have a massive scar on my right forearm from an RAR.

[Kirobaito]

I have three children living in Guam from a RAR.

[Fuzakeru]

King-person-person, I now question if you are even human. *Nods*

[Kirobaito]

Good, Steph, you're now on the right track. Just take the clues given to you and find out the REAL secret.

[Fuzakeru]

. . . but using my brain hurts!!! -_-;

[Mikztsu]

Don't get me even started. :rolleyes2

I can be pretty spontaneus-retard at the times.

[Dragonflame]

LadySteph, never question King Bahamut's humanity. It's better just to accept the fact that he has none and go from there. And you were right earlier. No one on this site is sane.

[Fuzakeru]

. . . acceptance. I don't know if I have it in me. ^_^- Perhaps one day I'll get to the bottom of it all and find the real truth! . . . and I know. -_-; No one here is all there.
Oh! Just so I don't get yelled at for Spam or some such . . . I usually walk in to doors . . . that are closed. X_x