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eestlinc
02-26-2004, 05:45 AM
however I am opposed to the use of lip products. tools of satan, they are.

Calliope
02-26-2004, 05:45 AM
but they stop my lips from drying out and looking like those of Sam and Frodo!

eestlinc
02-26-2004, 05:47 AM
they are addictive. they remove your lips' natural ability to not rot away. NOW YOU ARE A CHAPSTICK JUNKIE DIE

Spuuky
02-26-2004, 05:47 AM
At least it's not lipstick that she's wearing.

eestlinc
02-26-2004, 05:47 AM
yes good call

Calliope
02-26-2004, 05:48 AM
*giggles*

You know who does wear lipstick?

eestlinc
02-26-2004, 05:48 AM
my pet octopus?

Calliope
02-26-2004, 05:49 AM
No, Karen Carpenter!

This thread made me put on some strawberry lip balm.

THANK YOU BREN YOU SAVED MY LIPS FROM DRYING OUT AND FALLING OFF AND STAINING THE KEYBOARD.

Del Murder
02-26-2004, 06:49 AM
I think the three of you are tools of satan.

eestlinc
02-26-2004, 06:50 AM
hey don't look at me. I'm just trying to point out the evils of lip products. and the awesomeness of yo la tengo, for that matter.

Rainecloud
02-26-2004, 07:19 AM
Cherry flavour lipsalve tastes great.

Leeza
02-26-2004, 07:34 AM
Cover Girl Wetslicks. Good stuff. :)

eestlinc
02-26-2004, 07:43 AM
chemical dependency I tell you

Mikztsu
02-26-2004, 08:06 AM
Originally posted by eestlinc
tools of satan.

*tools of sluts.

Lipstick I mean. And I'm just kidding, by the way. :) haha
<------- SO funny!

Nait
02-26-2004, 08:18 AM
Thank god I don't have to bother to look beautiful :'(

Zell's Fists of Fury
02-26-2004, 08:19 AM
<a href=http://www.carma-labs.com/>Carmex</a> all the way, baby.

o_O
02-26-2004, 08:20 AM
Originally posted by Rainecloud
Cherry flavour lipsalve tastes great.

Regular lipstick doesn't. :(

Big D
02-26-2004, 08:35 AM
Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff
<a href=http://www.carma-labs.com/>Carmex</a> all the way, baby. That stuff is great on a cold, dry, windy winter's day when you've got a cold and everything is raw and chapped.

Also, a big w00t to o_O, 'cause it's good to have you back.:)

o_O
02-26-2004, 08:59 AM
Also, a big w00t to o_O, 'cause it's good to have you back.:)

<3 Thanks, I missed you guys. :p

Carmex (http://www.carma-labs.com/CarmaProducts.htm) looks like lemon flavour.:mog:

Peegee
02-26-2004, 10:07 AM
I'm dependent on food chemicals to live o nose I r ded

Bahamut2000X
02-26-2004, 11:45 AM
hey don't look at me. I'm just trying to point out the evils of lip products.

I fully agree. I back you up 100% in saying the evilness of chapstick. You know we need to like, start a group to battle the evils of chapstick and other lip add-ons. And it gives good excuses to have parties. *nods*

Loony BoB
02-26-2004, 05:58 PM
I never ever use chapstick or lip balm or lipstick. And every girl who has kissed me has commented on the softness of my lips (all three) for some reason so NER.

Wait, is it good to have soft lips? I never notice the softness myself but I suppose I've lived with them all my life so yeah.

The Man
02-26-2004, 06:01 PM
Yo La Tengo is awesome. That's the only part of this thread that I care about.

Kirobaito
02-26-2004, 06:14 PM
I find no problem with lip products. It really spices things up when I put on my dress and makeup and go out for the night.

eestlinc
02-26-2004, 08:42 PM
Carmex has chemicals that do nothing but burn away skin cells. Not so good, yea.

Yo La Tengo, however, is good.

Shoeberto
02-26-2004, 08:54 PM
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I only wear lipstick on weekends.

Ariel
02-26-2004, 09:06 PM
I like lip balm. Especially my strawberry and honey flavoured one. :)~

Keeps my lips nice and soft and un-cracked. And it also stops 'em from being sunburnt. =X

Mikztsu
02-26-2004, 09:22 PM
If they invented a butterfly flavoured one, I could accept it. Or fish flavoured while they're at it.

Xander
02-26-2004, 11:08 PM
Lipstick is annoying. Balm is nice though if I have sore lips, which I often do. I had a nice orangey tasting one. Yummy.

Calliope
02-27-2004, 12:27 AM
Argh...what's that cool stuff Abby had? Hm...Revlon Shiny Something!

ps - YAK

eestlinc
02-27-2004, 06:11 AM
feed it some toast!

Dragonflame
02-27-2004, 09:34 PM
Is it just me or is this thread the most pointless thing ever?

Oh well. I don't like chapstick, but am forced to depend on it because whenever I go for extended periods of time without it my lips dry up, crack, bleed, and began oozing pus. Once I got gangrene and had a lip amputated because I didn't wear chapstick. Thus, I suppose chapstick is a good thing. The flavored kinds are best.

Denmark
02-27-2004, 10:10 PM
Welcome back o_O! Sup, Mike?

That's the only part of this thread that I care about.

Giggles
02-28-2004, 12:18 AM
I'm addicted to lip gloss because, it's THE BEST THING EVAR, and now my lips are sad without it :(

J.A.N.E. lip-fabulizer is good for me! <3 raspberry-strawberry is addictive ;_;

Kirobaito
02-28-2004, 02:21 AM
Originally posted by Dragonflame
Once I got gangrene and had a lip amputated because I didn't wear chapstick.


I remember that. That wasn't fun. It sucks not being able to make the 'o' sound now, doesn't it?

I use chapstick as a condiment on hot dogs.

eestlinc
02-28-2004, 03:54 AM
chapstick might be useful if you live in Greenland. otherwise it's bad. would you take morphine for a minor sunburn?

this thread is pointful! extremely. chapstick = evil.

Liquid Glass
02-28-2004, 04:40 AM
All they do is heal your lips up then chap them up again, so then you run out, and find yourself spending another (or about) $1 on chapstick, until you run out again.....and again.. so yes it is evil.

Dragonflame
02-28-2004, 07:11 PM
Mmmmmmmm...morphine.

Chapstick works better as a butter substitute, although it does work as a condiment.

Ariel
02-28-2004, 10:48 PM
This thread is making me wish I had some tasty strawberry lip balm again. x_X;;

Thunday Man
02-29-2004, 12:45 AM
Carmex smells really gross I think. But I have it when I really need it. Oh well, I like chap stick better, but I only use it like once a year =p

Anyways, I sit next to this really hot girl in Chemestry, and she is always putting chapstick on those sexy beast lips. I want them, now.!!!1!!!one!!1

zacks_clone
02-29-2004, 01:37 AM
Those of us with psoriasis must use lip products.If not,we get a large,red ring around our lips that stays there for weeks on end...(i am somone with psoriasis thanks).So,i must say i do like the idea of chapstick or things like MG217(psoriasis medication).Other then that...lipstick and shiny glossy lip gloss is horrid

Meat Puppet
02-29-2004, 01:46 AM
I like strawberrie chapstick.

Calliope
02-29-2004, 02:33 AM
I want morphine chapstick.

Meat Puppet
02-29-2004, 03:33 AM
Hahaha, it'd be good if you had pain in your lips.
I don't know what morphine tastes like though
So give me some morphine, to taste test :D


Ever tried eating old lipstick? It's alcoholic I swear.

Calliope
02-29-2004, 03:46 AM
I only ever use old lipstick, or any lipstick, for drawing.

escobert
02-29-2004, 03:56 AM
I'm too lazy to use chapstick.

Dragonflame
03-01-2004, 09:50 PM
Alcoholic lipstick...now there's an idea. We could sell that and morphine lipstick and start up our own drug dealing ring.