What is the best and greatest way to annoy people?

[luke webster]

I think that if you hum for long periods of time or throw light but annoying objects (for instance crisps) at people, they will be really p****ed off!:grr: :grr:

[Gandalf The Grey]

tapping a pen/pencil on the desk in an exam works too

[Nait]

Light objects, like bulbs or glowing fungi.

[crono_logical]

Hijacking threads :p

I want a glowing fungus thrown at me :p Anyone got any? GM fungi are fine :p

[White Raven]

Continuously slpping and falling...on carpet.

[Logan]

Humming annoys me, or when people clip their nails in a quiet class. x_x

[escobert]

I annoy people :)

[Psychotic]

Originally posted by Gandalf The Grey
tapping a pen/pencil on the desk in an exam works too

A variation of that is to tap a pen for a couple of seconds, then loudly sniff, and it sounds like you're snorting something. Heh, it's what *I* did during my exams :D

Although the best way to annoy someone is to call them Matthew. Don't you agree, Strider?

[Bernhard]

Always prove them wrong, and convince them that they are, in fact, wrong. Even when they are not. Argue until you're cross-eyed.

[Enoki]

*poke* *poke* *poke* *poke*



*POKE*

[Del Murder]

I'm one of the lucky few who are annoyed by almost anything.

[Mikztsu]

Well, it annoys ME when people can't eat without making those annoying slurping noises. Seriously, is it so difficult to not eat like pigs? When I eat, it's very silent. But I hate, I HATE it and often I wanna punch the people who eats like this, but I can hold my temper.

Yeah, that's one way to annoy them.

[Peegee]

PG is universally annoying. Just sick PG at them

[Baloki]

Be me, if that doesn't annoy them your pritty stuffed, like a chicken, dun dun!

[Breine]

It's annoying to repeat everything a person says... :D

[Baloki]

Originally posted by Breine
It's annoying to repeat everything a person says... :D

[Linus]

Originally posted by Breine
It's annoying to repeat everything a person says... :D

It's annoying to repeat everything a person says... :D
It's annoying to repeat everything a person says... :D
It's annoying to repeat everything a person says... :D
It's annoying to repeat everything a person says... :D
It's annoying to repeat everything a person says... :D
It's annoying to repeat everything a person says... :D
It's annoying to repeat everything a person says... :D
It's annoying to repeat everything a person says... :D
It's annoying to repeat everything a person says... :D
It's annoying to repeat everything a person says... :D
It's annoying to repeat everything a person says... :D
It's annoying to repeat everything a person says... :D
It's annoying to repeat everything a person says... :D

[Baloki]

Originally posted by Linus
It's annoying to repeat everything a person says... :D
It's annoying to repeat everything a person says... :D
It's annoying to repeat everything a person says... :D
It's annoying to repeat everything a person says... :D
It's annoying to repeat everything a person says... :D
It's annoying to repeat everything a person says... :D
It's annoying to repeat everything a person says... :D
It's annoying to repeat everything a person says... :D
It's annoying to repeat everything a person says... :D
It's annoying to repeat everything a person says... :D
It's annoying to repeat everything a person says... :D
It's annoying to repeat everything a person says... :D
It's annoying to repeat everything a person says... :D

[Linus]

It's annoying to repeat everything a person says... :D

[Baloki]

Originally posted by Linus is mad
It's annoying to repeat everything a person says... :D

*begins to think this is spam, ahh well*

It's annoying to repeat everything a person says... :D

Also its annoying to twist peoples words


Originally posted by Linus
I love eating rotten apples and lovely pokemon, oh man I love pokemon, especially the purple ones as purple is a really horid colour!

[Rainecloud]

Nothing beats a good shin-kicking for sheer entertainment value.

*voteage*

[Breine]

Argh! You guys are mad! :D

[Rainecloud]

And now for something completely different.

http://www.kamikazebrothers.com/images/smiling%20white%20gorilla.gif

[Baloki]

Originally posted by Breine
Argh! You guys are mad! :D

[Erdrick Holmes]

I think the emails one works wonders, it annoys the crap out of me.

[Loony BoB]

"My problems are worse than yours."

"I'm going to smoke in the bus."

"I'm going to eat chewing gum - loudly!"

"I like to leave my cell phone at my desk with an annoying ringtone when I go down to the other end of the office."

[Reason]

i think it is really annoying to humm stuff and like this one time i had this thing when i tried singing a song but it didnt work and that wasnt so annoying but it could have been but confusing so yeah long sentences with random stuff in them can be very annoying and they are especially annoying if they repeat stuff too often within the very long sentences and no punctuation is annoying

[Burtsplurt]

What is the best and greatest way to annoy people?

The Man. :)

[Ariel]

Smoking around others when you're in a badly ventilated place. Icky <i>and</i> a little suffocating. It makes me very annoyed quicker than anything else. *_*

[Dragonflame]

Annoying people is fun. The best way to annoy people is to hurt them, preferably severely and repeatedly. I picked kicking them in the shins, but an even better thing to do is stab them over and over. I guarantee that they will be annoyed.